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Speaker 1: I don't know what the right terminology is now, Like

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Speaker 1: And then she felt that she had to explain it,

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Speaker 1: Or it's like literally so irrelevant, it doesn't matter. Why

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Speaker 1: does anyone need to speculate on who Kendall Jenner wants

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Speaker 1: She could sleep with multiple people, five people, She could

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Speaker 2: Like why does?

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Speaker 1: I don't know why? That just bothered me, Like a

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Speaker 1: if you like didn't know? What if you like both?

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Speaker 1: What if you like nothing? What if you are asexual,

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Speaker 1: why is it anyone's fucking business at all? And I

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Speaker 1: know nothing's anyone's business because you're a public figure. That's

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Speaker 1: a line. And it's like, now like outing someone, which

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Speaker 1: she's in her own life, not sure what she wants.

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Speaker 1: It's like bullying that she would feel the need to

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Speaker 1: I just find that to be like where the line is,

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Speaker 1: And I guess how do we opine on anything? The

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Speaker 1: that shit happens every day. Oh what someone said was

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Speaker 1: in their diet. Oh they're responsible. Oh Bethany doesn't eatch,

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Speaker 1: doesn't swallow her food. Bethany has chlamydia of the face,

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Speaker 1: which by the way, doesn't even exist at a bacteria

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Speaker 1: She's mining her own business. Jlo went to the Golden

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Speaker 1: That's what bothers me mad. She's mining your own business.

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Speaker 1: She's not out selling a product and we're saying we

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Speaker 1: Like I've talked about Chloe's popcorn. I like Chloe's popcorn.

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Speaker 1: I've talked about the LEMMI gummies, I've talked about whatever.

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Speaker 1: I've talked about this one, that one skincare, you name it,

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Speaker 1: like it's out there. It's a product, it's out there

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Speaker 1: for review. My Skinning Girl margaritea is They're not mine anymore.

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Speaker 1: that's open season. Kendall Jenner is minding her own business.

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Speaker 1: Who she's dating, her choice of partner is not up

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Speaker 1: I find that to be a level of genius. I'm

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Speaker 1: And you cannot be the goat, and you cannot be

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Speaker 1: I was just texting with Anastasia the Eyebrow Mobil and she's,

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Speaker 1: you know, she's a gangster. I know many famous people

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