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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phonesappen.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Garrett, what's your phone tap about today? Sarah wants

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Speaker 2: to play a phone tap on our best friend Holly. Now,

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Speaker 2: the two recently moved out of their apartment into a

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Speaker 2: new one, and with that, you know that they have

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Speaker 2: to shut off their cable and Holly's been in charge

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Speaker 2: of the bills. So the cable company's been nagging Holly

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Speaker 2: to hey, return your cable boxes please, and they haven't yet.

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Speaker 2: So I'm going to start the call to Holly as

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Speaker 2: the cable company right looking for those cable boxes, and

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Speaker 2: then Sarah joins in later on, all right, where are

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Speaker 2: our cable boxes? Today's phone times? To see what Gary does.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Yes, I'm looking for Holly. My name is Jim Canton.

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Speaker 2: I am calling from the cable company.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Jim, Before we get into this, I've literally talked

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Speaker 1: to like seven of your employees in the last two weeks,

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Speaker 1: so I really don't want to do this again.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm just calling to let you know again.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I know I know why you're calling. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be woking up for this again, honestly,

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Speaker 1: if you could go back and look at your records,

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Speaker 1: see that I'm not a customer anymore because I don't

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Speaker 1: have your property.

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Speaker 2: So yes, we do see that. But we haven't received

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Speaker 2: your two cable boxes that were supposed to be sent

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Speaker 2: back to us last week after your change of address.

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Speaker 1: So but what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that's

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Speaker 1: on you because I don't have them in my possession

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Speaker 1: because my roommate returned them. So it's on you to

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Speaker 1: do the job better.

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Speaker 2: Just to let you know we haven't received them yet.

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Speaker 2: Now with that comes the charge of five hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: per box that you have out, so a grand total

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Speaker 2: of one thousand dollars will be incurred by the end

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Speaker 2: of the week if we have not received them, and

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Speaker 2: then that will proceed every week too.

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Speaker 1: You are literally not listening to me, and I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I know you're just like another minion calling me. I

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Speaker 1: can't deal with this. Bye.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Holly. My name is Jim.

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Speaker 1: I know who you are. Jim. That's why I hung

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Speaker 1: up on you.

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Speaker 2: Oh I thought we got just connected. I'm sorry, No, we.

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Speaker 1: Didn't get disconnected. I hung up on you because I

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Speaker 1: don't have your table boxes, and I'm sick of wasting

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Speaker 1: my hours of my life talking about this, so to

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Speaker 1: not call me anymore.

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Speaker 2: I just need you to acknowledge the fact on voice

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Speaker 2: recording that you understand that once we don't receive the boxes,

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Speaker 2: the five hundred dollars per box charge will incur.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to acknowledge that you can courage.

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Speaker 1: I do not concur because you're not listening to what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. I do not.

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Speaker 2: Have should have concurred. So do you concur?

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Speaker 1: I don't concur. You can't charge me for something I

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Speaker 1: don't have in my possession. It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: If you just simply just say, hey, okay, I'll return

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Speaker 2: them by day's end, that's totally fine, and then maybe

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Speaker 2: we could talk to you about installing our new system

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Speaker 2: into your new apartment when you do move in joke.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe this is real life. Right now, I

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Speaker 1: don't have your boxes. I'm going to hang up on

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Speaker 1: you again, and I'm telling you now bye. Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hi, I'm looking for a holly. My name's Jim Canton.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I was too busy having a dance party.

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Speaker 1: To talk about your cable boxes. I have hang up

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Speaker 1: now bye. I don't have your cable boxes.

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Speaker 2: Hi, I'm looking for all. My name's Jim Cantel.

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Speaker 1: I know who you are, all right, So why.

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Speaker 2: Don't you call her and then three way me in.

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Speaker 2: I'll record it from this end. Okay, okay, what happened?

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Speaker 1: Just please tell me if you return those cable boxes.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not they were undertaped my yoga by

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Speaker 1: my mom. I'm sorry. They were underneath. They'll probably be

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Speaker 1: fine with it. They were just underneath my yoga. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe they're in your car. We have to return them.

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Speaker 1: They're literally going to charge this one thousand dollars. You

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Speaker 1: have a thousand dollars. No, I don't have money, but

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Speaker 1: I mean return the damn boxes. It's not that I

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Speaker 1: had they were just sitting in the back of my car.

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Speaker 1: But I was sure that I had returned them. Sarah,

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Speaker 1: this is lake can play. We're adults now, Like, it's

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Speaker 1: not that big of a deal. We can just is

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Speaker 1: a big deal. Are you kidding me? You who hates confrontation.

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Speaker 1: I literally had to talk to yop late time.

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Speaker 2: Hey Holly, Hello, Holly, My name is Garrett from Elvis

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Speaker 2: during the morning show, and you just got phone tap

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Speaker 2: by your roommate Sarah.

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Speaker 1: I returned the boxes. I swear they really returned Sarah

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Speaker 1: too soon. Yes, we can really get lesson. I'll pay.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hate you, you bitch. Meet Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 2: This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 2: all participates. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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Speaker 2: Duran in the Morning Show