Speaker 1: Hey, Sauce on the side, not really sauce on the
Speaker 1: roadside anymore, because we're back in the studio. We have
Speaker 1: planned to do one final episode on the road, but
Speaker 1: Diamond slept through the whole thing, so we couldn't. Yep, Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you have to say for yourself?
Speaker 2: I'm still tired. He's still tired. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1: But as we're discovering, Josh thinks he's getting sick.
Speaker 3: Or maybe I'm just tired too, Like it's the first
Speaker 3: day back from being off for a while. I had
Speaker 3: to wait. Andrew made me wake up early this morning.
Speaker 4: Andrew made him wake up. Okay, did you now guys?
Speaker 1: We're here early? He was here early for him.
Speaker 4: I said I wanted to go five thirty, he claims
Speaker 4: I said six. So then I sent a text while
Speaker 4: he was sleeping and said five thirty okay, thinking.
Speaker 3: A taste, and I'm sleeping thanks.
Speaker 4: Just to reconfirm, like, hey, I figured if you wake
Speaker 4: up before five thirty. He would have looked at his
Speaker 4: phone and been like, yeah.
Speaker 3: I do that all the time. I wake up at
Speaker 3: you know, two am, and first thing I think I was,
Speaker 3: you know what, let me look at my phone and
Speaker 3: see if fan yourew texted me.
Speaker 4: I don't know what your sleeping patterns are. I don't
Speaker 4: know if you wake up and then just like while
Speaker 4: you're going for a pee or something, just like, ooh,
Speaker 4: well I'm back to bed. Oh do I get any texts?
Speaker 4: And then put it down. I just thought that maybe
Speaker 4: you would check.
Speaker 1: So what did you guys get here? You got here early.
Speaker 4: By six fifteen ish.
Speaker 1: Oh that's really early. Did you drive? Yeah? Wow? So
Speaker 1: when so Josh always comes this way, so he like
Speaker 1: walks past the studio window. So when you guys walk
Speaker 1: into the building, do you separate?
Speaker 3: I walk this way because I feel it's easier to
Speaker 3: come to the head of Diamond.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, he loves me cute.
Speaker 1: That's nice. And why are you guys living together right now?
Speaker 3: Because I don't have an apartment, which is.
Speaker 1: Why he had to leave early because he's moving right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he missed. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. You missed
Speaker 1: the best part of the whole thing.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm being told. You guys are just trying
Speaker 3: to make me feel bad for leaving.
Speaker 1: It was pretty amazing. Well, Diamond doesn't think that was
Speaker 1: the best part. Diamond had a different best.
Speaker 3: Getting eaten by a bear probably not the best person
Speaker 3: get eaten.
Speaker 1: Did anyone get scrap? Did anyone even get approached?
Speaker 2: I mean, well, she's a thick ums. The bear might
Speaker 2: have wanted a little taste, you know.
Speaker 1: Was she talking about me?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: The best part, Josh was definitely therefore he recorded it,
Speaker 2: which I'll be thankful to you or grateful to you
Speaker 2: forever for Andrew being pulled back into that damn boat.
Speaker 2: Ten out of ten experience. I can't say it enough.
Speaker 2: It's the best.
Speaker 3: Did you expect him to just do all the work,
Speaker 3: because that's what it almost felt like in the video,
Speaker 3: like you expected him.
Speaker 1: You didn't move either, Josh, and I put my little
Speaker 1: hand on his button, pushed him.
Speaker 3: You should be thanking me for recording this moment or
Speaker 3: I would have been lost to tie him and no
Speaker 3: one would be able to see it. But now the
Speaker 3: entire internet and nose of this.
Speaker 1: Well, well, Charlie had to pull a wet Andrew out
Speaker 1: of the water.
Speaker 4: We heavier it was, But you know, I tried. I
Speaker 4: was really If you look my legs, I'm kind of like,
Speaker 4: I don't know trying. I'm trying. I knew I didn't
Speaker 4: want him to do all I felt I was being
Speaker 4: recorded in the first place. Don't embarrass yourself. Clearly I failed.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that's pretty good though.
Speaker 1: It's great. So that was your highlight. That was your
Speaker 1: favorite part of the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I was that was the best part.
Speaker 1: What were you saying?
Speaker 3: I would just say something that would get me yelled at.
Speaker 3: So I'm not here, you got to say it. Well,
Speaker 3: Diamond didn't help either.
Speaker 1: He didn't, of course he didn't.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I was fighting for my life.
Speaker 3: You were up, Merry, go round of giggles, that's all
Speaker 3: you're doing and laughing totally.
Speaker 2: I was just trying to make sure that I was
Speaker 2: stayed above water.
Speaker 1: So how would you have not stayed above water if
Speaker 1: you just helped Charlie with one hand? Yeah, let me
Speaker 1: help you out, Charlie. Charlie probably has a like pinched
Speaker 1: nerve in his back like Andrew does. Right now.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 3: Did he dunk you first? I don't remember, I know, yeah,
Speaker 3: they yeah, pushed down and then the use of your
Speaker 3: life jacket popping up out of the water as momentum.
Speaker 4: There was no momentum that was. I was a full
Speaker 4: boulder that he was bringing back on board.
Speaker 1: And you know, I have a lot of respect for
Speaker 1: people who can actually get themselves back in the boat
Speaker 1: without help. Oh yeah, that'd be incredible. When the raft
Speaker 1: boat whatever you.
Speaker 4: Want to call it, it's the worst.
Speaker 1: It's much higher than you think. Yeah, you're starting from
Speaker 1: nowhere and you're soaking wet. Yep, bad plan for us
Speaker 1: to jump in that one. Thanks for doing that, Andrewome.
Speaker 1: And by the way, the reason I wasn't going to
Speaker 1: is because I thought it was like a pull over.
Speaker 1: Everyone's going to jump in and people are going to
Speaker 1: be swimming. Every other raft just passed, so what had
Speaker 1: just been me swimming, which essentially it was just us
Speaker 1: swimming anyway, which is why I was like, no, it's okay,
Speaker 1: we don't have to do this.
Speaker 4: But then I supported you and said, you know what
Speaker 4: f it and you got a diamonds. Yep, you're welcome
Speaker 4: the best.
Speaker 1: That was your highlight? What was your highlight? Andrew?
Speaker 4: I really liked going to the sun Road. That was
Speaker 4: probably my highlight. I liked everything about it. It was
Speaker 4: really nice, even though it was terrified the whole time
Speaker 4: of driving off the Cliff, I still loved it. It
Speaker 4: was great, and you should be proud of me that
Speaker 4: I did not speed on that road at all. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, I was going slower than the speed limit
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 1: Before it was closed for ice and snow. So I'm
Speaker 1: really glad that you weren't speeding off of And there's
Speaker 1: like not one barrier, which I appreciate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was terrified.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we found out one of your fears too,
Speaker 1: which we're gonna get to in a second. Josh, what
Speaker 1: was your favorite part?
Speaker 3: I like the stars, but also the Lamar Oh Lamar Valley.
Speaker 3: Mr Valley was like probably the closest thing you're gonna
Speaker 3: get to like Africa in the United Like just like
Speaker 3: animals everywhere, herds of them just running around and knock
Speaker 3: finched in and it's just like it's our version of
Speaker 3: like the Serenghetti, right, Like that's what they said.
Speaker 1: It is like it's like the North American Serengghetti, which
Speaker 1: it totally was.
Speaker 3: It would be amazing to like live there and like that.
Speaker 3: You're like lunch break, you just go to the park
Speaker 3: and do.
Speaker 1: You imagine I would do it all the time. I
Speaker 1: would in retrospects. So the stars I think were one
Speaker 1: of my favorite things, which Diamond and Andrew chicken out
Speaker 1: of doing.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I have something else about that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 3: Well, I can wait, or if I don't want to, you're.
Speaker 1: Not being rude. I okay. So the stars I really liked,
Speaker 1: and I also really liked the trail, the Avalanche trail
Speaker 1: where we saw the bears. I enjoyed the encounter with
Speaker 1: the bears, and I enjoyed the lake that was at
Speaker 1: the end of it because it was incredible, beautiful. Why
Speaker 1: do you make of that, saying face Andrew.
Speaker 4: You know, it's just it was not for me the bears.
Speaker 4: I was a little bit fearful for my life.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: Once was great and that would have been a fun
Speaker 4: experience and been like, okay, well I was scary. The
Speaker 4: second time it was like, this is annoying, and now
Speaker 4: I'm worried that these bears are going to charge me.
Speaker 1: I'm in the bear's home and I'm annoyed that the
Speaker 1: bear is here.
Speaker 4: It's not them, it's the people around the bear that
Speaker 4: annoyed me, because in my head, all the picture was
Speaker 4: the bear charging through them in direct beeline to me.
Speaker 1: That was never gonna happen. I felt so safe and
Speaker 1: secure with all of the dummies around us, because I
Speaker 1: just thought someone's gonna get bitten. It's not gonna be us.
Speaker 1: We're not the ones fucking with them. There's this whole
Speaker 1: row of dumbasses trying to touch the baby, trying to
Speaker 1: take pictures of this thing as it's crossing probably ten
Speaker 1: feet in front of them, terrifying. Andrew and I were
Speaker 1: behind a wall of humans with bear spray.
Speaker 3: I was like, we're fine, this is a cub too,
Speaker 3: right two.
Speaker 1: First time all the cubs, and that actually did scare
Speaker 1: me for a second.
Speaker 3: Why we would scare me where's the mother? But destroy you?
Speaker 1: And we couldn't see them all. Yeah, that was that
Speaker 1: was scary. However, again Andrew's backing up and it's going
Speaker 1: in the same direct. He's going in the same direction
Speaker 1: as the bears. We just had to walk up and
Speaker 1: around and we were fine.
Speaker 4: There was a clearing back back down a hill, so
Speaker 4: I'm like, if I just keep going, I'll get to
Speaker 4: the clearing and I'm just walking away to a more
Speaker 4: open area versus through to go god knows where where
Speaker 4: there's a whole beach full of snacks for all these
Speaker 4: bears to eat.
Speaker 1: That is not untrue. So all these people were eating
Speaker 1: snacks on the beach, which is very stupid. Yes, very
Speaker 1: stupid of them, but again they're gonna get it, not us.
Speaker 4: You say that back, you couple agreed with me, you cannot. Well,
Speaker 4: we think they're Canadian. I'm convinced they were Canadian.
Speaker 1: They're really nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, there was that whole beach full of people.
Speaker 4: You can't tell what wild animal is going to do.
Speaker 4: So no, they would have come for me. I just
Speaker 4: know it.
Speaker 1: They have it, and they didn't. So you're fine. Everything's okay, Yes, Diamond, I.
Speaker 2: Have one thing to say. Andrew really loves you. Okay,
Speaker 2: he really loves you.
Speaker 1: Actually, he was really fearful of what was going on
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 5: I think that Josh is the reason why there was
Speaker 5: all this melee because he left early and left Andrew
Speaker 5: in the middle of both of us. Right, So we
Speaker 5: have I've said this. I don't think I've said this
Speaker 5: on the podcast yet, but Andrew is what solidified my
Speaker 5: decision to go back with people that I didn't know,
Speaker 5: because at one point I said no immediately there are
Speaker 5: three bears there. I said, fuck that, I'm out of here. Right, okay,
Speaker 5: you there was no change in your mind. You were
Speaker 5: going to see that damn lake no matter what it was.
Speaker 5: It could have been literally it was so close right Andrew.
Speaker 5: I heard him in the distance. I don't think he
Speaker 5: meant to be that loud, but he goes, oh, no, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not doing this. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this.
Speaker 2: He said it like three times. Once I saw him
Speaker 2: do that, I was like, fuck, no, it's not happening. Andrew,
Speaker 2: lets go. And then he was like stuck in the middle,
Speaker 2: and he's like, we need to keep going. I'm like,
Speaker 2: fuck you, I'm not going anywhere. You guys, be great,
Speaker 2: have fun. Take the bear spray. I got to go.
Speaker 2: Me and my girl Jenna. We were out okay, yep.
Speaker 3: But you had a junior ranger with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hello, nobody that I am a junior ranger.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's a bear.
Speaker 1: I could pennant. They're friend shaped. It was so cute.
Speaker 1: It was so cute. But I didn't try to touch it.
Speaker 1: I didn't get closer. I backed away and we got
Speaker 1: to the most beautiful lake ever. It was so pretty.
Speaker 1: Josh would have loved it.
Speaker 3: Yes, this was kind of what I wanted to bring
Speaker 3: up because I heard rumors. I wouldn't say who told me.
Speaker 3: Someone told me they may or may not be in
Speaker 3: this room that you then did not horseback ride Diamond.
Speaker 3: You were sick, but for meals, you all of a
Speaker 3: sudden didn't become sick.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I had my French fries and also paid for the
Speaker 5: pizza that I had that night because on the plane
Speaker 5: the next day, my stomach was literally and not the
Speaker 5: entire time.
Speaker 3: Were you truly like tapped out?
Speaker 5: Like this is just too much of things, but my
Speaker 5: stomach was. I threw up like three times. My sister
Speaker 5: says that she thinks that I was nervous and just
Speaker 5: didn't want to admit it, but I as well, Okay,
Speaker 5: my stomach was fucked up to the point where this
Speaker 5: is t m I but I feel like you clearly
Speaker 5: Andrew doesn't believe me.
Speaker 2: For two days, two days.
Speaker 5: When I got home, my ship was black for two
Speaker 5: days black, Yes.
Speaker 1: Like the color black color. There's not blood in there,
Speaker 1: because that's like a whole different thing. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it was black. Were you drinking in the morning.
Speaker 5: Not not just the time that we stopped drinking it
Speaker 5: on the trip.
Speaker 1: How regular are you like when you go Could it
Speaker 1: be like a few days prior?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm trying to think of the why are we.
Speaker 3: Going like a dark brown or black? Bad? It was dark?
Speaker 1: Are you sure there's no blood?
Speaker 2: No, I'm sure there was no blood.
Speaker 3: Blood turned black?
Speaker 1: Then, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Stomach maybe brown, very dark. I should have taken a
Speaker 2: picture shot. I was shocked. I was shocked, shocked, But
Speaker 2: usually I'm pretty regular.
Speaker 5: But the day that we flew back, I couldn't poop
Speaker 5: like I pooped the night that we got back from dinner,
Speaker 5: and then on the plane the next day. My stomach
Speaker 5: was bothering me the entire time. But it felt more
Speaker 5: of like I wasn't queasy anymore. It just was hurting.
Speaker 1: So it could it be what Josh now has well?
Speaker 2: No, does your stomach hurt?
Speaker 3: My stomach doesn't hurt. I'm just feeling very tired and cold, okay,
Speaker 3: and I'm worried.
Speaker 1: That it could be a hangover. Yes, cool, cool, cool?
Speaker 1: What did you want to say about the stars? You
Speaker 1: said you want to say something else about that.
Speaker 3: No, I wanted to bring up Diamond. Uh uh, because
Speaker 3: I heard that you were maybe over it towards the end.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I was over it, but I wanted to
Speaker 2: go horseback riding to go.
Speaker 4: Hammer was going to be your horse.
Speaker 1: She would Hammer. But we sort of talked about this
Speaker 1: on the Big Show today. I think it would have
Speaker 1: been great if you had a horse like Andrew had.
Speaker 1: Andrew had this really reliable giant stallion named Ted who
Speaker 1: was just like everybody was like, oh, we love Ted.
Speaker 1: Ted's great, He's the best horse ever horse.
Speaker 4: He was great, the best.
Speaker 1: I got a dumb ass psycho horse whose name was
Speaker 1: half Nick, who didn't want to do anything. They were like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's going to test you. He's going to test you
Speaker 1: the whole. Why would you give a beginner a horse
Speaker 1: that's going to test them. You're a Parker girl. Now
Speaker 1: I'm a cowgirl too.
Speaker 4: Apparently cowgirl is a lifestyle spirit.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, they were like, you handled that horse. Uh huh,
Speaker 1: uh huh.
Speaker 6: That thing.
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding you because Andrew heard it because
Speaker 1: I was at the back of the line, which again
Speaker 1: also makes no sense.
Speaker 4: Because your horse was a bully and kept he.
Speaker 1: Kept the other horses in line. Yes, but my horse
Speaker 1: was waiting for all the other horses to like do stuff,
Speaker 1: and then he would just run, like just run up
Speaker 1: behind him. I was like, ah, this is terrible. It's
Speaker 1: actually very scary being on a horse that you have
Speaker 1: no idea what to do with. So that was great,
Speaker 1: and I'm glad you didn't get a horse like that
Speaker 1: because you would have been done and there was no
Speaker 1: place like you remember how you were like, if I
Speaker 1: don't like it, can I walk next to it? And
Speaker 1: they said yes, and no, you would not have been
Speaker 1: able to do that. We were walking through like shit mud.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, there's lots of splashing noises. Also, I didn't
Speaker 4: realize horses poop so much. Horses poop a lot because
Speaker 4: they eat a lot. But then they also just like
Speaker 4: will stop. And you had to call code yellow and
Speaker 4: your horse's peede. Excuse me, Yeah, let me tell you
Speaker 4: when it when they pee that is last. It's like
Speaker 4: a small waterfall and you had to be like.
Speaker 1: Cod yellow and you hear like, I feel like that's
Speaker 1: the whole, like I gotta piss like a racehorse. Thing
Speaker 1: comes from so true? Are you kidding?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Now, oh my god. Anyway, why a racehorse because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna guess that they drink a lot more.
Speaker 3: Water the hydrated their athletes.
Speaker 1: Yea athletes, premier elite athletes, which like I am a
Speaker 1: premier junior ranger.
Speaker 4: Okay, can we talk.
Speaker 1: About a cowgirl and a cowgirl? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Park rangers really shouldn't be trusted as much as we
Speaker 5: think that they should.
Speaker 3: Oh god, after that one, there's.
Speaker 1: One we we ran. We ran into two more that.
Speaker 3: We you have the one where our tour guide knew
Speaker 3: more more about buffalo than he did. We got outside
Speaker 3: the bus like the buffalo was blocking the Yeah, and
Speaker 3: he like came over and he's like what did he
Speaker 3: say to him? Is he just seemed like a total
Speaker 3: Stoner's Parker, like straight out of college.
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of like the vibe with all
Speaker 1: the Rangers because the other Rangers and then we met
Speaker 1: a cool one. Was her name Kitlyn Ranger?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Andrew's text buddy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh you guys are busties now, so sorry, Kitlyn,
Speaker 4: I meant to send that soprano's beam to just Gandhi
Speaker 4: Diamond and Josh on that. But you were awesome and yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm very excited for a junior Ranger gear to come.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh oh, I can't wait because yes, the one
Speaker 1: that Josh is talking about. There were buffalo blocking the road,
Speaker 1: causing a traffic jam, and the ranger was just kind
Speaker 1: of standing there staring at everybody. Our guide was like,
Speaker 1: would you like me to move these things along? I
Speaker 1: can move the buffalo if you'd like to, and the
Speaker 1: rangers like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It took him a second though. He was like just
Speaker 3: so he like laughed at him or something. He's like, wow,
Speaker 3: that would be wild, or he's like no, seriously, do
Speaker 3: you want me to move the buffalo for you? He's like, oh, yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: if you don't mind.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. We had on the bear trail by
Speaker 1: the way, there was a ranger standing down at the
Speaker 1: bottom telling everybody, don't worry, haven't seen bears in weeks
Speaker 1: up there, so we're like, oh, cool, confident, feeling great.
Speaker 1: We encountered the bears fairly quickly, yeah and twice, and
Speaker 1: we got back down to the bottom. I heard this
Speaker 1: little fucker telling other people we haven't seen bears in weeks.
Speaker 1: They're having been sightings in weeks. And Andrew, what did
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: You were like, actually, I just saw bears twice.
Speaker 1: I'm like he was sending people up into the hills
Speaker 1: with snacks like don't worry, everything's fine. He had no
Speaker 1: idea what was going on. And when we were on
Speaker 1: the trail, the two park rangers who were on the
Speaker 1: trail where we encountered the bears, yeah, also did nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's Like I said, there's good and bad
Speaker 4: park rangers, just the ones that we experienced, you know,
Speaker 4: just maybe a little more experience would have been nice.
Speaker 3: I expect a level of expertise for my ranger, like
Speaker 3: good doctor, Like I don't want a bad doctor.
Speaker 4: Like I think Caitlin keeps people online. She already said
Speaker 4: she's like she kicks people out, like she knew what
Speaker 4: she was doing. Like I feel like she would have
Speaker 4: been like, bear, here's the plan. Yeah, whereas our rangers
Speaker 4: were kind of like so, like you could go back,
Speaker 4: all right, it's not like it's not too bad.
Speaker 1: When they were talking about the little baby bears that
Speaker 1: were there, if I were them as a junior ranger,
Speaker 1: I would have kept everybody away. They were like it's okay,
Speaker 1: this is fine, don't worry about it. We're like, where's
Speaker 1: the mom. Oh no, it is fine, And I was like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: I have no faith in them. Then some idiot that
Speaker 1: we were standing there because there were so many, we
Speaker 1: realized how many stupid people exist in the world. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Some guy was standing there and asked if he could
Speaker 1: feed them because they're cute. Why not. Then when she
Speaker 1: said no, he's like, cool, I'm just gonna stan him
Speaker 1: behind you if you don't mind. This guy was massive.
Speaker 1: He was a big dude trying to stand behind this
Speaker 1: tiny little park ranger who was probably eighteen years old, yes,
Speaker 1: talking shit, saying he could take the bear, and that
Speaker 1: he was gonna feed the bear.
Speaker 3: Literally the one you shouldn't feed the animals RW but
Speaker 3: like especially a bear becomes reliant on tourists eating them,
Speaker 3: it's just, oh my god.
Speaker 4: Well it's the last thing we need.
Speaker 1: What do we learn that bear is a dead bear?
Speaker 1: You can't do it. It's horrible. Do not feed them.
Speaker 3: We won't be able to hunt on their own doing that.
Speaker 1: And then they approach people, and then people get scared
Speaker 1: of people get attacked, and the bear gets killed. Don't
Speaker 1: do it. Don't feed the animals. I think that we
Speaker 1: unlocked everybody's fear. I know what everyone's afraid of.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Andrew, heights and vomit. He can't do it.
Speaker 4: I can't do Okay, so vomit probably is above heights.
Speaker 4: If I'm just being real with you, I've gotten better
Speaker 4: in my years with both heights and vomit. Like I
Speaker 4: used to have a debilitating fear of vomit, like could
Speaker 4: not like go to Like my anxiety peaked when somebody
Speaker 4: would throw up.
Speaker 3: Stories that your your friend you were having like an
Speaker 3: anxiety attack from vomit, and he slapped you out of it,
Speaker 3: literally slapped the Thanks Nick.
Speaker 4: Our friend got sick. It was a night out drinking
Speaker 4: and she like puked and then we had to bring
Speaker 4: her home. And so like we're walking with her home
Speaker 4: and she puked and I like went to go pick
Speaker 4: her up, and I like touched it, and I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god. Nick literally looked at me, smacks it
Speaker 4: across the face and was like, snap out of it.
Speaker 1: Right out of it. So you so fun facts. We
Speaker 1: were all drinking and we took a shot and Josh
Speaker 1: reversed his shot into the sink reversals at which point
Speaker 1: Andrew storried down the hallway and stood at the end
Speaker 1: of the hallway because I do have this on camera,
Speaker 1: screaming is it done? Oh no, tell me what it
Speaker 1: is over Josh has it coming out his nose and
Speaker 1: his mouth. I bet it did, please I can, and
Speaker 1: having a breakdown. Then Josh stands up and he's like,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go.
Speaker 3: I was fired up after that. That. That's a real
Speaker 3: jolt to the system.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to think you can't do shots of whiskey.
Speaker 1: Last time I did a shot of whiskey with you, you
Speaker 1: also puked and you say.
Speaker 3: I don't I usually sip whiskey. Doing shots of it
Speaker 3: is very tough like to get that all done at once.
Speaker 3: And you've been You poured me some heavy shots. You
Speaker 3: were trying get me.
Speaker 1: Drunk, was I Josh? You were on your own past,
Speaker 1: you were on a journey.
Speaker 3: Well by the time you guys showed up, Andrew and
Speaker 3: I were already like a bottle of wine.
Speaker 1: In Yeah, we heard nobody invited else to that party.
Speaker 3: He was dancing around singing Lana with a broom. He
Speaker 3: was dancing with a broom or was it a broom
Speaker 3: or walk I.
Speaker 1: Made it old show Tuny got you two in your
Speaker 1: obsession with Lona do all right, that's just a whole
Speaker 1: other thing.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: I love that for you. Love that for you guys.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I too, so hide and vomit.
Speaker 3: Josh is ticks, Oh god, yeah, ticks. Yeah, like that
Speaker 3: can be life ruining. Like I've had friends who have
Speaker 3: gotten line disease and it like changed their entire life.
Speaker 3: And just because you want to go for a dumb hike.
Speaker 3: Love hiking, but like just walking through some grass, boom,
Speaker 3: this stupid tick lands on you. I over my brother's house.
Speaker 3: They have it like because they they got they're there
Speaker 3: for the deer, and then then they check their dog
Speaker 3: every time they bring him in and there's ticks all
Speaker 3: over this dog and they're like picking it off. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I can't live like this.
Speaker 1: However, you really didn't do a lot to protect yourself
Speaker 1: from the ticks. You wore shorts, even though you thought
Speaker 1: your little sock defense whatever that was, was going to.
Speaker 3: Do something that would do something that would do something. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: but they will if you graze against tall grass and
Speaker 3: they're on it, they probably won't jump on you with the.
Speaker 1: Socks oh, you're a tick expert.
Speaker 3: Now I try best. I try my best research.
Speaker 1: You need to take like tic checks of like ball
Speaker 1: sacks and buttholes. But you were going to prevent them.
Speaker 1: You think your socks were going to prevent them.
Speaker 3: It's it's a line of defense, right, like it it
Speaker 3: helps for sure. I were pants some days, but like, uh,
Speaker 3: the day I wore shorts, we were supposed to be
Speaker 3: on a bus, not doing like much hiking. I feel
Speaker 3: like in Yellowstone right, but Jenn, we had to go
Speaker 3: deep into you had to see this eve site.
Speaker 1: I got pickled.
Speaker 3: I was That was the first I was like, I
Speaker 3: didn't know we were off roading. Iuckily wore my socks.
Speaker 3: I pulled them up and uh got through it. I
Speaker 3: think I'm good.
Speaker 1: So your's as.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why I'm sick.
Speaker 1: I got you something I don't have to get it to.
Speaker 3: Maybe there is one in my bug right now.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: I'll do it.
Speaker 5: You gotta do it, just because I feel like i'd
Speaker 5: find something else in there.
Speaker 1: What do you think you'd find in there?
Speaker 5: But I don't know, like limp balls and ship I
Speaker 5: feel like maybe like a cassette tape.
Speaker 1: Maybe I just saw on Instagram this doctor that was
Speaker 1: getting ready to go home, and he pulled up the
Speaker 1: next patient and there was a cassette tape in his.
Speaker 3: Butthole, cassette tape.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I got there. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But if you go back to our lovely podcast guests,
Speaker 1: missus Nann Jemmy, is she gonna have her own podcast?
Speaker 4: Yes, very soon.
Speaker 1: She was telling us about all the things that people
Speaker 1: get launched in their assholes, in their assholes.
Speaker 4: And shampoo bottles.
Speaker 1: Shampoo bottles were really popular size yeah.
Speaker 3: Whoa, but why well. Her theory was, like, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 3: there is Amazon. You can literally order something safe to
Speaker 3: put in your butt, go on Gosh saying like lay
Speaker 3: a day and just to order I don't know, a
Speaker 3: dildo or whatever you want to put up there, like uh.
Speaker 1: So, she said, it's men of a certain age who
Speaker 1: probably aren't really that well versed in the whole Amazon
Speaker 1: world and don't understand that you can order the stuff
Speaker 1: to put up your butt in a very inconspicuous box
Speaker 1: that just shows up as Amazon. So basically there's like
Speaker 1: this contingent of older men who have shampoo bottles up
Speaker 1: there and all of them slips felt landed on the
Speaker 1: shampoo wattles, always conveniently.
Speaker 2: Horrifying.
Speaker 1: It is diamond. What are your fears from the trip?
Speaker 4: I want to yeah, go whitewater rafting, probably horses, the outdoors,
Speaker 4: the indoors, not having internet, having access to her phone.
Speaker 4: Uh Lana del Ray playlist, Muskrave playlists passed a couple
Speaker 4: certain songs. I think heights, hikes, hikes, hikes, heights.
Speaker 1: Especially like the whole trip. Yeah, giant fear.
Speaker 3: Sleeping, sleeping by yourself?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well or.
Speaker 1: Can oil soy oil, soy oil sleeping by herself?
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially in like cabins.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be by myself in a room,
Speaker 5: like if it was a hotel room where the door closed, okay, fine,
Speaker 5: but like I don't I didn't like that.
Speaker 4: I had a small panic attack in my my the
Speaker 4: bunk bed I was a top bunk. I didn't realize it,
Speaker 4: but like I woke up and I realized I was
Speaker 4: like in the little cage because you're basically cachedin, and
Speaker 4: I went like in the middle of the night and
Speaker 4: I was like a chained down.
Speaker 3: Is he actually came back from the stars. Yes, and
Speaker 3: then you guys talked for a second, right, Andrew, Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, there was no talking. I saw her little body
Speaker 4: going and just I just remember looking at and just
Speaker 4: seeing her holding all the covers, being like eh.
Speaker 1: He was like okay, I was trying because Josh said
Speaker 1: he was going to sleep on the couch and he
Speaker 1: was pulling out the couch bed, so I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll go get his pillows and blankets. Which, by the way,
Speaker 1: it was a struggle to get that ship off the bed.
Speaker 1: Did you break that bed? What happened to that bed?
Speaker 3: That bed you have to you have to sit down
Speaker 3: on it delicately or it'll shift the plywood that holds
Speaker 3: the mattress up and then the mattress will fall in.
Speaker 3: Happened twice to me every time I sat down on it, Like.
Speaker 1: Uh, that was amazing watching him falter. Oh no, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: act like you got shot. Yeah, so that's what you saw, Andrew,
Speaker 1: wasn't he running out with all the covers? Because Josh
Speaker 1: and I decided we want to go to see the stars.
Speaker 1: Andrew and Diamond were like, y'all can go fuck off,
Speaker 1: and we went and saw them. But then we came
Speaker 1: back maybe like an hour hour and a half later,
Speaker 1: and that's what woke you up. Well, I fully expected
Speaker 1: you guys to be awake when we came home.
Speaker 4: Then I woke up an hour later in my panic
Speaker 4: attack and nervous state. And then I didn't go to
Speaker 4: bed for another like hour because my heart was racing
Speaker 4: so fast. I was like, Okay, I'm in the bunk bed.
Speaker 4: I'm good, everything's fine.
Speaker 1: You did good. You were so great about driving the
Speaker 1: entire time.
Speaker 4: By the way, I loved it. I truly like driving.
Speaker 4: It feels like a nice accomplishment. Afterwards, it feels like
Speaker 4: I have a task. I don't think I do well
Speaker 4: with sitting someplace for a very long period of time,
Speaker 4: because after a while I'm just gonna be like, oh.
Speaker 1: Gee, sir. You have road rage the entire time.
Speaker 4: Not the whole way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as long as there's not a car in front
Speaker 1: of you. But if a car gets in front of you,
Speaker 1: you start cursing out the car and saying everything that
Speaker 1: they're doing wrong.
Speaker 4: Well, why are you going so slow? I'm sorry the
Speaker 4: limit is sixty or seventy five and you are choosing
Speaker 4: to do forty five. That's a no, no, what are
Speaker 4: we doing.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're going through a scenic park where there are
Speaker 1: animals to see seeing Ariita, look at no one's trying
Speaker 1: to fly through that shit at eighty miles an hour.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't go eighty, I would say, I go
Speaker 4: the speed limit.
Speaker 1: Which is definitely go eighty. He almost hit a deer.
Speaker 1: By the way, he almost hit a deer.
Speaker 4: I didn't almost cover that.
Speaker 1: Yes he did. We were dry and I can't even
Speaker 1: believe she didn't Dimon didn't wake up. We're driving five
Speaker 1: hours to the airport because we.
Speaker 4: Hounds four hours thirty minutes. By the way, Oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, because he almost mowed down a deer. And
Speaker 1: this I'm looking for the deer because it says next
Speaker 1: forty three miles deer crossing. Andrew's going eighty. He doesn't
Speaker 1: give a shit. I see a deer run across the
Speaker 1: street and I was like, there are deer up there.
Speaker 1: Then we see a little train of deer start to
Speaker 1: cross the street. Ask me how much he slowed down.
Speaker 3: He slowed down.
Speaker 1: He slowed down and then sped back up as the
Speaker 1: one deer was crossing the street and he almost hit it,
Speaker 1: like he hit the brakes to the point that we
Speaker 1: were like like moves and he's like, stupid deer, he's
Speaker 1: a deer stupid or are you stupid?
Speaker 4: Deer is stupid. They need to be shut like they
Speaker 4: need to be scared to move, So you're welcome.
Speaker 3: He also maybe killed a marmot. That something hit a car.
Speaker 3: The car.
Speaker 4: It was probably a rock because it's a mountain.
Speaker 3: A rock rocks just jump up at cars. Where did
Speaker 3: you see something jump that was a that wasn't a thing.
Speaker 3: It was a like it was like.
Speaker 4: Okay, take your dings and dooms. Go talk to the junior. Actually,
Speaker 4: don't talk to the junior.
Speaker 1: Junior ranger knows it was a hoary marmot.
Speaker 4: Actually the marmot looks like it probably.
Speaker 1: A r y a hoary marmot, and you ran one over.
Speaker 1: I should report it.
Speaker 3: It's something that was alive that is no longer for sure,
Speaker 3: probably a yeah, a rare marmot. Okay, that is endangered
Speaker 3: and even more so.
Speaker 1: Now Okay, so the low light of the trip. Whose
Speaker 1: stomach was that? That was a stomach?
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 4: I was sitting here and just a surprise, as you
Speaker 4: why this is on me too?
Speaker 1: Someone in this room.
Speaker 3: No, I thought it kime from another studio, Like I thought.
Speaker 1: Didn't it sound like a stomach?
Speaker 4: It did sound like it sounds like someone screamed.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, like someone yawned.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, no, I think that, Like I
Speaker 5: hear it a lot at night. I think they're doing no,
Speaker 5: I know they're doing construction and the building next to us,
Speaker 5: so I think that like either sounds travel in a
Speaker 5: weird way or they're doing stuff on top of us,
Speaker 5: like connected to whatever. Yeah, it's very weird. But when
Speaker 5: you're here overnight you hear everything. It's very creepy.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you could do it here overnight
Speaker 1: if you can't sleep by yourself, because I think this
Speaker 1: building at night is terrified.
Speaker 2: Turn the music up really loud, and I closed the
Speaker 2: door to the studio.
Speaker 1: Like I can't believe nobody's been killed.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, thank you. I'll be thinking about that forever now.
Speaker 1: Okay, last thing, low lights and then will maybe.
Speaker 3: Scoot Oh god, flow lights never go. Well. What did
Speaker 3: you make me watch yesterday? Andrew? What the Desperate house No? Uh, Housewives?
Speaker 4: I made him watch the episode with the room.
Speaker 3: The dinner where they go around the table. And what
Speaker 3: was it? What's it called a.
Speaker 4: It's no, no, it's your warm and fuzzy and cold
Speaker 4: and prickly.
Speaker 3: This is our cold and prickles.
Speaker 4: Yes, so my warm and fuzzy was I had a
Speaker 4: great time. Well, you're supposed to do it for the
Speaker 4: person to the right way.
Speaker 6: So do you to talk about each other?
Speaker 3: This is the trip?
Speaker 4: Okay, so warm and fuzzy, it was a great trip.
Speaker 4: Loved it. The hike was amazing, The cold and prickly was.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: No, I'll just do it in general. I won't make
Speaker 4: it this a wive's dinner. Shut up my low light
Speaker 4: or sorry, my cold and prickly is being accused of
Speaker 4: animal murder. And let me think what else.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of my low light too, Like, there's.
Speaker 4: Really wasn't much. I enjoyed so much.
Speaker 3: You can you go first? So I understand, like what
Speaker 3: you mean by low light?
Speaker 1: Okay, So first of all, we have to thank Yellowstone
Speaker 1: Vacations and Delaware North because they were amazing to us.
Speaker 1: They helped us plan all of this. They gave us
Speaker 1: really wonderful accommodations to stay in. They were the best.
Speaker 1: So Liz, we love you, Brayley. We love you Lauren.
Speaker 1: Who is how we even came to know of Delaware North?
Speaker 4: Love you the biggest warm and fuzzy, the biggest.
Speaker 1: Warm and fuzzy. A lot of people keep asking to like, oh,
Speaker 1: who did you guys use? That's who we used, And
Speaker 1: I'll try I've tagged them in some things. I'll tag
Speaker 1: them again. That being said, I think the only low
Speaker 1: light I could say was we got kicked out of
Speaker 1: our room on the last night. That was it, But
Speaker 1: it was I can I can see how it happened
Speaker 1: because I had extended one of the rooms for a
Speaker 1: night and then we decided we weren't going to stay
Speaker 1: that extra night, so I said, you can just cancel it.
Speaker 1: We don't need that room. And I think that the
Speaker 1: girl at the front desk canceled the whole thing minus
Speaker 1: that one day because they were like knocking, they were calling.
Speaker 1: They're like, you guys have to get out of the room.
Speaker 1: We're over sold. You're not gonna be able to stay here,
Speaker 1: Like what are you gonna do now? They offered us
Speaker 1: an executive suite, which it amazing. I had like a
Speaker 1: murphy bed and a giant bed and like a living
Speaker 1: room and all this stuff. And Andrew didn't want to
Speaker 1: move to it because he would have had to pack
Speaker 1: up his laptop. So we all had to stay in
Speaker 1: Andrew's damn room, the three of us, because he didn't
Speaker 1: want to pack up his laptop.
Speaker 4: I was getting the Murphy bed. I knew I was
Speaker 4: getting bed. I was about to do a five hour
Speaker 4: drive the next morning. At five in the morning. All
Speaker 4: my stuff was not packed up. I didn't want anybody
Speaker 4: touching my stuff. I hid things in different places. All
Speaker 4: I kept thinking of was, Oh, we get to this
Speaker 4: room and now all of a sudden, oh did you
Speaker 4: take this? Did you take that? And then you guys
Speaker 4: being like, oh no, no, no.
Speaker 3: It was there and.
Speaker 2: Whoa wow, I can't believe it.
Speaker 4: Then it would have been lost, and then I would
Speaker 4: have had to be even more stressed. Last minute, and
Speaker 4: for what an executive suite? Okay, for the two hours
Speaker 4: that we were going to sit in there, I didn't
Speaker 4: know a living room. Was that and boring?
Speaker 1: Anyway? That was my low light. Andrew being a pain
Speaker 1: in my ass, that's probably it. Okay, does that help
Speaker 1: you at all?
Speaker 3: Yes? Okay, I got my low light and it's not
Speaker 3: even really a low light because the trip was fantastic.
Speaker 3: But I would say maybe like some fomo was we
Speaker 3: went to that cowboy bar in Jackson home, and I
Speaker 3: feel like that and I could have really gotten like
Speaker 3: turned up, and well we did, like I didn't even
Speaker 3: we did, but then we stopped and we like went
Speaker 3: to dinner. But I think we like kept going around
Speaker 3: town with those our new friends. Oh yeah, that could
Speaker 3: have been a wild night. And like we had to,
Speaker 3: like because we had we had a big day tomorrow
Speaker 3: touring Yellow still the next day, so we had to
Speaker 3: be responsible and dial it down. But yeah, I guess
Speaker 3: I guess it. Oh you lost the car keys. Someone
Speaker 3: lost the car keys, and for like an hour, I
Speaker 3: thought I was going to miss my flight home, and
Speaker 3: I was like, where are these car keys? I cannot
Speaker 3: It's like, because what would happen if we don't have
Speaker 3: car keys?
Speaker 1: Sounds like something that's not our problem.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I guess it could have hubered because did
Speaker 3: they have uber out there?
Speaker 4: They didn't have Taco Bell, and I was pissed off.
Speaker 5: They definitely had Lyft and a lift would have been
Speaker 5: six dollars seventeen cents.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, get it because we don't want We walked
Speaker 1: like zero point three miles to dinner and there was
Speaker 1: an elk just minding his own business eating, and Diamond
Speaker 1: tried to call an uber and go home because She's right,
Speaker 1: there was left out there. I think what happened with
Speaker 1: the keys was we got pretty hammered that night before
Speaker 1: and somebody went to the car. Diamond went to the car.
Speaker 3: I went to the car.
Speaker 1: Josh went to.
Speaker 3: Anyone.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, he was Diamond took the keys.
Speaker 1: Yeah when when when someone came back, the keys ended
Speaker 1: up in Diamond's little fanny pack. But that morning Diamond
Speaker 1: was out of it, like completely out of commission. I
Speaker 1: was up, I packed things. I was like looking around,
Speaker 1: and we decided we couldn't find the keys. I'm looking everywhere. Literally,
Speaker 1: as I'm coming back to your cabin to try and
Speaker 1: help you guys tear it up, Dimond goes look at
Speaker 1: my bag. I was like, which one the black one,
Speaker 1: just looking at it, and I looked at it and
Speaker 1: I was like, well, well you get that they're the key.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I went to the car. I checked
Speaker 3: around the fireplace. I never saw you drink that much,
Speaker 3: by the way, either, I never saw you drink that much.
Speaker 5: I probably have never drinkn that m Now I have,
Speaker 5: I have, But that was a hangover that I wouldn't
Speaker 5: wish on my worst enemy.
Speaker 2: That was bad. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh she was struggling the worst day of my life.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't think you get overly like crazy drunk either.
Speaker 3: I feel you're chill and you just sit around the
Speaker 3: campfire talking about Yeah, he's great, Yeah, it's great. I
Speaker 3: was like, Wow, she's really opening up. I know she
Speaker 3: wouldn't remember it the next thing.
Speaker 2: Literally, Josh, I never want to see you coming with
Speaker 2: a bear with a with a bottle of alcohol ever.
Speaker 2: Again it's Josh. Every time my cup got low, he'd like,
Speaker 2: you need more?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, talking about other people trying
Speaker 1: to get and he's an alcohol mixer, He's like, we
Speaker 1: have some of this huckleberry vodka left. Like, sir, I'm
Speaker 1: slowly drinking whiskey and water. I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: trying to do.
Speaker 3: It was desperate times called for desperate measures.
Speaker 4: Three bottle of vodka all.
Speaker 1: Gone, and all of the sudd that we got from
Speaker 1: that liquor store, we got little nips. A hat was stolen.
Speaker 1: There were cans of wine, cans of beer, some candy.
Speaker 1: By the way, I found a Snickers melted in my
Speaker 1: pocket and now I remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, don't forget about the hat
Speaker 2: that Andrew stole. I mean he stole a few things I.
Speaker 4: Did not steal. This is also a cold.
Speaker 2: Babes, Babes, no Babes.
Speaker 1: I accidentally stole it.
Speaker 4: But and the bear on my head.
Speaker 1: And I'm standing there paying for everything at the front,
Speaker 1: no problem. I walk out, we're outside and I'm like,
Speaker 1: there's a fucking hat on my head. And all you
Speaker 1: assholes who were drunk were like, run.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that that part.
Speaker 1: I don't remember Josh's entire thing, all the whole trip.
Speaker 1: You guys, we have no idea where we are. We
Speaker 1: don't know what these cops will do to us. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, documentaries that heart and that is not the same.
Speaker 3: After that, I was like, let's seriously, we're we're out
Speaker 3: of towners, right.
Speaker 1: You don't know folk out here?
Speaker 3: No, I mean, you guys are brown, yeah, in a
Speaker 3: very conservative part of the country. You don't know how
Speaker 3: Like you get the wrong sheriff, he throws us in town.
Speaker 3: He throws us in jail. Well not me and Andrew,
Speaker 3: but fine, I just right let us know when you
Speaker 3: know what your bail costs.
Speaker 1: But like, I gotta go to the airport. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: So I accidentally stole that hat, and then Andrew purposely
Speaker 1: stole like plenty of.
Speaker 4: Others, I did not. I was told the bear, oh,
Speaker 4: this is a gift for Tiana. So I'm like, great,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give this to my It was.
Speaker 1: A gift for Tiana. There was a bear, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: a gift for Tiana.
Speaker 4: And then they have time and then I.
Speaker 1: Walked around finding gifts for Tiana.
Speaker 4: Well, then you also said the blanket was free, and
Speaker 4: then it clearly says there were twenty five bucks. So
Speaker 4: we took down the car.
Speaker 2: The bear was twenty five bucks.
Speaker 4: Nobody knows the blanket costs money.
Speaker 2: The blanket it was in the gift stores money.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And that blanket was beautiful, lot of lights and map.
Speaker 4: And now I have it in my apartment anyway. And
Speaker 4: the sweatshirt I walked out with that afterwards and realized
Speaker 4: it and then dude, to my Christian guilt, I went
Speaker 4: back in and said, I didn't pay for this and
Speaker 4: she was like, oh, okay, well i'll charge you now.
Speaker 4: And then I got charged and it was one hundred
Speaker 4: and ten dollars. That was more than all the other
Speaker 4: little trinkets and magnets I bought. Friar, So jokes on me,
Speaker 4: Hong k that's.
Speaker 3: Not like Christian guilt. That should just actually be like
Speaker 3: gilte small like.
Speaker 1: Steel things people, not great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I don't.
Speaker 3: It's a law. It's a law in this country. It
Speaker 3: should be like citizen guilt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well with citizen guilt. And I went back
Speaker 4: and I paid for it all hundred and ten bucks.
Speaker 4: You're welcome, wonderful.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you got that sweatshirt. It's a great sweatshirt.
Speaker 4: It's the coziest sweatshirt ever.
Speaker 1: And now Sianna has all the gifts. Yeah, Curly Diamond
Speaker 1: and I were scouting out for it.
Speaker 3: When I was in his apartment when he got home
Speaker 3: and he just pulled out a bag of chotzki so
Speaker 3: he bought it. Was like he hadn't hire gift shop
Speaker 3: and stolen.
Speaker 4: They were not stolen. Those magnets.
Speaker 1: I came for that.
Speaker 2: No, we need to talk about this.
Speaker 5: Magnets my magnets, maybe Andrew to me, those.
Speaker 4: Aren't the ones, but I would like my magnet.
Speaker 2: No, not if I don't get mine yellow Stone magnet.
Speaker 5: And it was it was specifically like the Hot Springs
Speaker 5: because that was like my favorite part.
Speaker 1: I look at myself.
Speaker 2: I don't think like I don't know what happened. I
Speaker 2: don't know what happened.
Speaker 3: I don't know either.
Speaker 5: That place charged to charge me twice dispute, Okay, we're
Speaker 5: not playing charging twice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there really weren't what was your low light?
Speaker 2: That stomach ache that was.
Speaker 1: Bad, the whole stomache or the hangover something both.
Speaker 2: It was horrifying. Like I feel like I said this
Speaker 2: like I felt like.
Speaker 5: A kid, you know, like a kid like when you're little,
Speaker 5: and like your stomach hurts, but then you're throwing up
Speaker 5: at the same time.
Speaker 2: It just is not That wasn't fun. That wasn't fun.
Speaker 2: And then as soon as you guys left the Real
Speaker 2: Housewives of New York, the reunion, I mean not reunion,
Speaker 2: the marathon that was on went off. So I was
Speaker 2: stuck watching CNN.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I feel like there's a new piece
Speaker 1: to the puzzle. What you thought you were gonna stay
Speaker 1: home and watch.
Speaker 5: I thought I was gonna relax and go to sleep
Speaker 5: and hope that I didn't throw up anymore.
Speaker 1: Listen, in my head, what I just heard was that
Speaker 1: you had planned on watching the marathon of the Real
Speaker 1: Housewives and saying fuck off to us horseback right.
Speaker 5: Now now, Because Andrew said to me when we moved,
Speaker 5: did you come into our room or did we move
Speaker 5: into yours while you were still there? And you were like, oh,
Speaker 5: Housewives is on, Oh this is great for you. And
Speaker 5: I was like yeah, And then literally as soon as
Speaker 5: you guys left, it was like some movie that I
Speaker 5: don't like.
Speaker 4: I would like to say, who recovers from a stomach
Speaker 4: ache and the first thing they say is, I'm so
Speaker 4: in the mood for pizza.
Speaker 2: I don't want a pizza so bad. No, but I
Speaker 2: hadn't want a pizza days before.
Speaker 4: That, the pizza.
Speaker 2: Idaho, babes, I want a pizza. That entire time I've
Speaker 2: been talking about pizza.
Speaker 1: Andrew was like, do you think she's okay? I said,
Speaker 1: We're gonna come home. She's gonna be in bed watching
Speaker 1: the Royal Housewives, if not on the TV on her phone,
Speaker 1: She's fine. She's gonna be okay. And we came home
Speaker 1: and that was essentially what happened. And then we want
Speaker 1: a pizza.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the one pizza it looked like it
Speaker 3: was like the best pizza in town in Idaho, and
Speaker 3: it looked like trash, Like it looked horrible, Like you
Speaker 3: guys didn't even like it, did you?
Speaker 1: Oh that that you guys got at the last place.
Speaker 3: The very first night, the best pizza.
Speaker 1: In Jackson Hall. Yeah, we went there.
Speaker 4: No, that was Pepperoni too.
Speaker 3: Sorry for being a judge New York living pizza person,
Speaker 3: but like I am about pizza, like that looked like horrible.
Speaker 4: I didn't mind it, Like I said, sometimes it's just
Speaker 4: kind of felt like an elevated journo.
Speaker 3: Oh well, that's said that's the best pizza in town. Good,
Speaker 3: did you? Okay?
Speaker 1: I think it was really just about the location. So
Speaker 1: everybody probably says it's like the best pizza in town
Speaker 1: because they don't wander off any further to find like
Speaker 1: the other pizza. Okay, I don't know, because this isn't
Speaker 1: a good spot. I won't say what the name is.
Speaker 1: I remember what the name is. I'm not gonna say
Speaker 1: it because I don't want to be rude.
Speaker 2: I thought the pizza was good.
Speaker 1: Oh good, but it made her sick either.
Speaker 5: I remember I was sick before that. That was from
Speaker 5: the plane. I got sick on the plane.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, So would you guys do it again?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: We start for next year?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm going to go to Vancouver for the
Speaker 4: next one.
Speaker 1: I think we should. There are bears. There are bears
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, Diamond, there are actually New York.
Speaker 3: I like an international off the grid idea, Yeah, but
Speaker 3: like maybe not Canada.
Speaker 1: That's not Internet. I feel like that's not really.
Speaker 3: International, like something with more danger.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, was very hard into the mic.
Speaker 3: Sorry, like in a jungle somewhere, or.
Speaker 4: A jungle you're gonna go, Oh, let's go just somewhere
Speaker 4: that has mosquitoes.
Speaker 1: Swim through the thing that swims up your hole.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, Okay, let's let's cool our jets here. I
Speaker 3: don't want malaria. I don't want anything in my dick hole.
Speaker 4: Cooler jets by going to Canada.
Speaker 1: Okay, Wait, where do you want to go, Josh?
Speaker 3: Well, what about like a I'm thinking eco tourism. I've
Speaker 3: been to Costa Rica. I'd go back there someplace like
Speaker 3: that in there? Yeah, what about your Pan?
Speaker 4: I like lived there for two weeks this.
Speaker 3: Year, so I think of Japan is very much on
Speaker 3: the grid, though I guess.
Speaker 4: Fuji is not. You could do a ton there that's
Speaker 4: off the grid and you can actually hike Mount Fuji.
Speaker 3: It takes two days, we can do we have to
Speaker 3: fill eight days?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, great, then you're in Tokyo afterwards.
Speaker 1: The only problem with going too far is that we're
Speaker 1: going to get a chunk taken out with just the travel,
Speaker 1: and like maybe we're covering from the travel. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of I think we should discuss it. We should
Speaker 1: definitely come up with something.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also we may oh we might have to go to
Speaker 1: Costa Rica because of something that we did a long
Speaker 1: time ago and I think everybody forgot about. Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's exciting.
Speaker 4: Figure it out.
Speaker 1: Okay, are we good?
Speaker 4: I'm good?
Speaker 1: But where can they find you online?
Speaker 4: Andrew Pug okay, he's a celebrity now.
Speaker 2: Diamond Diamond sincere.
Speaker 1: Josh at Coaster Boy, Josh, did your following girl a
Speaker 1: lot turn?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It actually did. I got, you know, a couple hundred
Speaker 3: new followers.
Speaker 1: Hello everyone, I don't think I picked up like one follower,
Speaker 1: lots of you. I'm not sure. All right, until next time.
Speaker 1: I love you guys, and I had a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: Thanks again for the so much fun.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again. Thanks Deliver North. We love you,
Speaker 1: okay By