WEBVTT - Off the Grid Diary, Vol #3 0:00:05.519 --> 0:00:08.119 Hey, Sauce on the side, not really sauce on the 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:10.760 roadside anymore, because we're back in the studio. We have 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:13.240 planned to do one final episode on the road, but 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:16.239 Diamond slept through the whole thing, so we couldn't. Yep, Sorry, yeah, 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:17.400 what do you have to say for yourself? 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:20.920 I'm still tired. He's still tired. I'm exhausted. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:24.520 But as we're discovering, Josh thinks he's getting sick. 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:26.760 Or maybe I'm just tired too, Like it's the first 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:30.600 day back from being off for a while. I had 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:32.640 to wait. Andrew made me wake up early this morning. 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:36.240 Andrew made him wake up. Okay, did you now guys? 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:38.120 We're here early? He was here early for him. 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:40.440 I said I wanted to go five thirty, he claims 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:42.520 I said six. So then I sent a text while 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:44.920 he was sleeping and said five thirty okay, thinking. 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:47.240 A taste, and I'm sleeping thanks. 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:49.960 Just to reconfirm, like, hey, I figured if you wake 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:53.360 up before five thirty. He would have looked at his 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:54.360 phone and been like, yeah. 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:55.600 I do that all the time. I wake up at 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:58.160 you know, two am, and first thing I think I was, 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.040 you know what, let me look at my phone and 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:01.840 see if fan yourew texted me. 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:04.080 I don't know what your sleeping patterns are. I don't 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:05.640 know if you wake up and then just like while 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:07.480 you're going for a pee or something, just like, ooh, 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:09.440 well I'm back to bed. Oh do I get any texts? 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:11.920 And then put it down. I just thought that maybe 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:12.520 you would check. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:15.920 So what did you guys get here? You got here early. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:17.640 By six fifteen ish. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:22.720 Oh that's really early. Did you drive? Yeah? Wow? So 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:25.760 when so Josh always comes this way, so he like 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:28.160 walks past the studio window. So when you guys walk 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:29.440 into the building, do you separate? 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:31.720 I walk this way because I feel it's easier to 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:32.720 come to the head of Diamond. 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:35.640 Oh okay, he loves me cute. 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:38.679 That's nice. And why are you guys living together right now? 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:42.520 Because I don't have an apartment, which is. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.479 Why he had to leave early because he's moving right. Yeah, 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:47.040 he missed. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. You missed 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:47.880 the best part of the whole thing. 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:50.160 That's what I'm being told. You guys are just trying 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:51.320 to make me feel bad for leaving. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.160 It was pretty amazing. Well, Diamond doesn't think that was 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:55.840 the best part. Diamond had a different best. 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.280 Getting eaten by a bear probably not the best person 0:01:58.840 --> 0:01:59.200 get eaten. 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:01.760 Did anyone get scrap? Did anyone even get approached? 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.040 I mean, well, she's a thick ums. The bear might 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:05.520 have wanted a little taste, you know. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.280 Was she talking about me? 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:09.480 No? 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.720 The best part, Josh was definitely therefore he recorded it, 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.760 which I'll be thankful to you or grateful to you 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:19.240 forever for Andrew being pulled back into that damn boat. 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:23.440 Ten out of ten experience. I can't say it enough. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:24.600 It's the best. 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:26.799 Did you expect him to just do all the work, 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:28.680 because that's what it almost felt like in the video, 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:29.640 like you expected him. 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:35.200 You didn't move either, Josh, and I put my little 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:36.440 hand on his button, pushed him. 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:39.239 You should be thanking me for recording this moment or 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:41.200 I would have been lost to tie him and no 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:42.520 one would be able to see it. But now the 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:44.840 entire internet and nose of this. 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:48.200 Well, well, Charlie had to pull a wet Andrew out 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:48.640 of the water. 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:53.120 We heavier it was, But you know, I tried. I 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:55.200 was really If you look my legs, I'm kind of like, 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:59.120 I don't know trying. I'm trying. I knew I didn't 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:00.760 want him to do all I felt I was being 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:04.600 recorded in the first place. Don't embarrass yourself. Clearly I failed. 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:07.639 But yeah, that's pretty good though. 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:10.520 It's great. So that was your highlight. That was your 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:11.320 favorite part of the whole thing. 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.400 I was that was the best part. 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:14.480 What were you saying? 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:16.359 I would just say something that would get me yelled at. 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:18.200 So I'm not here, you got to say it. Well, 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:19.320 Diamond didn't help either. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:20.959 He didn't, of course he didn't. 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.000 I'm sorry. I was fighting for my life. 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:26.720 You were up, Merry, go round of giggles, that's all 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:29.639 you're doing and laughing totally. 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:32.040 I was just trying to make sure that I was 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:33.000 stayed above water. 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.320 So how would you have not stayed above water if 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:39.200 you just helped Charlie with one hand? Yeah, let me 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.400 help you out, Charlie. Charlie probably has a like pinched 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:42.960 nerve in his back like Andrew does. Right now. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:43.760 Oh yeah, that's bad. 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:48.080 Did he dunk you first? I don't remember, I know, yeah, 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.680 they yeah, pushed down and then the use of your 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:53.280 life jacket popping up out of the water as momentum. 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:56.880 There was no momentum that was. I was a full 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:58.760 boulder that he was bringing back on board. 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:00.160 And you know, I have a lot of respect for 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.360 people who can actually get themselves back in the boat 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:05.640 without help. Oh yeah, that'd be incredible. When the raft 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:06.240 boat whatever you. 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:08.160 Want to call it, it's the worst. 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.480 It's much higher than you think. Yeah, you're starting from 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:13.320 nowhere and you're soaking wet. Yep, bad plan for us 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:16.120 to jump in that one. Thanks for doing that, Andrewome. 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:17.560 And by the way, the reason I wasn't going to 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:19.000 is because I thought it was like a pull over. 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:20.720 Everyone's going to jump in and people are going to 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.360 be swimming. Every other raft just passed, so what had 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:25.839 just been me swimming, which essentially it was just us 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:27.960 swimming anyway, which is why I was like, no, it's okay, 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:28.599 we don't have to do this. 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:30.480 But then I supported you and said, you know what 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:34.520 f it and you got a diamonds. Yep, you're welcome 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:36.200 the best. 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.279 That was your highlight? What was your highlight? Andrew? 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:40.440 I really liked going to the sun Road. That was 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:42.680 probably my highlight. I liked everything about it. It was 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:44.840 really nice, even though it was terrified the whole time 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:48.359 of driving off the Cliff, I still loved it. It 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:51.359 was great, and you should be proud of me that 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:54.440 I did not speed on that road at all. Oh 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:56.680 my god, I was going slower than the speed limit 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:57.560 the day. 0:04:57.400 --> 0:05:00.280 Before it was closed for ice and snow. So I'm 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.800 really glad that you weren't speeding off of And there's 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:05.039 like not one barrier, which I appreciate. 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:06.279 Yeah, I was terrified. 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:08.359 Yeah, so we found out one of your fears too, 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:10.120 which we're gonna get to in a second. Josh, what 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:10.800 was your favorite part? 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:15.720 I like the stars, but also the Lamar Oh Lamar Valley. 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.640 Mr Valley was like probably the closest thing you're gonna 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:22.480 get to like Africa in the United Like just like 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:26.479 animals everywhere, herds of them just running around and knock 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:28.760 finched in and it's just like it's our version of 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:31.400 like the Serenghetti, right, Like that's what they said. 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.880 It is like it's like the North American Serengghetti, which 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:34.480 it totally was. 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:36.360 It would be amazing to like live there and like that. 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:38.760 You're like lunch break, you just go to the park 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:39.200 and do. 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:41.400 You imagine I would do it all the time. I 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:43.760 would in retrospects. So the stars I think were one 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:46.840 of my favorite things, which Diamond and Andrew chicken out 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:47.159 of doing. 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:49.760 Oh yeah, I have something else about that too. 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:50.520 Yeah, what is it? 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:52.920 Well, I can wait, or if I don't want to, you're. 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.080 Not being rude. I okay. So the stars I really liked, 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:57.840 and I also really liked the trail, the Avalanche trail 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:00.520 where we saw the bears. I enjoyed the encounter with 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:02.480 the bears, and I enjoyed the lake that was at 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.680 the end of it because it was incredible, beautiful. Why 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:07.040 do you make of that, saying face Andrew. 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:09.800 You know, it's just it was not for me the bears. 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:13.200 I was a little bit fearful for my life. 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:13.760 You know. 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.160 Once was great and that would have been a fun 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:19.039 experience and been like, okay, well I was scary. The 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.080 second time it was like, this is annoying, and now 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:24.320 I'm worried that these bears are going to charge me. 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:27.200 I'm in the bear's home and I'm annoyed that the 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:27.760 bear is here. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:30.479 It's not them, it's the people around the bear that 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:33.200 annoyed me, because in my head, all the picture was 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:35.960 the bear charging through them in direct beeline to me. 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:38.919 That was never gonna happen. I felt so safe and 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.599 secure with all of the dummies around us, because I 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:44.039 just thought someone's gonna get bitten. It's not gonna be us. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.040 We're not the ones fucking with them. There's this whole 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:49.120 row of dumbasses trying to touch the baby, trying to 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:52.080 take pictures of this thing as it's crossing probably ten 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.080 feet in front of them, terrifying. Andrew and I were 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.520 behind a wall of humans with bear spray. 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:58.480 I was like, we're fine, this is a cub too, 0:06:58.560 --> 0:06:59.279 right two. 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:02.559 First time all the cubs, and that actually did scare 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:03.080 me for a second. 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:06.240 Why we would scare me where's the mother? But destroy you? 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.400 And we couldn't see them all. Yeah, that was that 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:12.600 was scary. However, again Andrew's backing up and it's going 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.320 in the same direct. He's going in the same direction 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.280 as the bears. We just had to walk up and 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:17.320 around and we were fine. 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:22.080 There was a clearing back back down a hill, so 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:23.960 I'm like, if I just keep going, I'll get to 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:28.960 the clearing and I'm just walking away to a more 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:33.040 open area versus through to go god knows where where 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:34.920 there's a whole beach full of snacks for all these 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:35.560 bears to eat. 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:38.280 That is not untrue. So all these people were eating 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:40.960 snacks on the beach, which is very stupid. Yes, very 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:44.080 stupid of them, but again they're gonna get it, not us. 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:47.360 You say that back, you couple agreed with me, you cannot. Well, 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:49.760 we think they're Canadian. I'm convinced they were Canadian. 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:50.920 They're really nice. 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.640 Yeah, but no, there was that whole beach full of people. 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.920 You can't tell what wild animal is going to do. 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:59.320 So no, they would have come for me. I just 0:07:59.360 --> 0:07:59.680 know it. 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:03.360 They have it, and they didn't. So you're fine. Everything's okay, Yes, Diamond, I. 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:06.800 Have one thing to say. Andrew really loves you. Okay, 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:07.840 he really loves you. 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:09.560 Actually, he was really fearful of what was going on 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:09.840 with you. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:12.440 I think that Josh is the reason why there was 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:16.360 all this melee because he left early and left Andrew 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:18.200 in the middle of both of us. Right, So we 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:21.720 have I've said this. I don't think I've said this 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:26.160 on the podcast yet, but Andrew is what solidified my 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:30.840 decision to go back with people that I didn't know, 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:36.000 because at one point I said no immediately there are 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:39.640 three bears there. I said, fuck that, I'm out of here. Right, okay, 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:43.320 you there was no change in your mind. You were 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:45.160 going to see that damn lake no matter what it was. 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:50.119 It could have been literally it was so close right Andrew. 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:53.160 I heard him in the distance. I don't think he 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.439 meant to be that loud, but he goes, oh, no, I'm. 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:58.679 Not doing this. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:02.560 He said it like three times. Once I saw him 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:06.160 do that, I was like, fuck, no, it's not happening. Andrew, 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:09.160 lets go. And then he was like stuck in the middle, 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:11.520 and he's like, we need to keep going. I'm like, 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:14.760 fuck you, I'm not going anywhere. You guys, be great, 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:17.520 have fun. Take the bear spray. I got to go. 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:20.800 Me and my girl Jenna. We were out okay, yep. 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:22.720 But you had a junior ranger with you. 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:26.880 Yeah, hello, nobody that I am a junior ranger. 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:29.880 Oh my god, it's a bear. 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:32.560 I could pennant. They're friend shaped. It was so cute. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:34.240 It was so cute. But I didn't try to touch it. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:37.280 I didn't get closer. I backed away and we got 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.200 to the most beautiful lake ever. It was so pretty. 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:40.120 Josh would have loved it. 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:41.760 Yes, this was kind of what I wanted to bring 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:45.240 up because I heard rumors. I wouldn't say who told me. 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:48.160 Someone told me they may or may not be in 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:52.920 this room that you then did not horseback ride Diamond. 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:58.400 You were sick, but for meals, you all of a 0:09:58.440 --> 0:09:59.840 sudden didn't become sick. 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:00.480 I don't know. 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:05.640 I had my French fries and also paid for the 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.640 pizza that I had that night because on the plane 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:11.200 the next day, my stomach was literally and not the 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:11.720 entire time. 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:13.440 Were you truly like tapped out? 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:16.200 Like this is just too much of things, but my 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:19.360 stomach was. I threw up like three times. My sister 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.160 says that she thinks that I was nervous and just 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:26.360 didn't want to admit it, but I as well, Okay, 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.960 my stomach was fucked up to the point where this 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.440 is t m I but I feel like you clearly 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:33.560 Andrew doesn't believe me. 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:37.480 For two days, two days. 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.480 When I got home, my ship was black for two 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:42.800 days black, Yes. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.320 Like the color black color. There's not blood in there, 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:47.199 because that's like a whole different thing. I don't know, 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:51.359 but it was black. Were you drinking in the morning. 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:54.319 Not not just the time that we stopped drinking it 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:55.760 on the trip. 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:59.079 How regular are you like when you go Could it 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:00.760 be like a few days prior? 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:02.120 So? 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:04.160 I don't know. 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:08.199 Hold on, I'm trying to think of the why are we. 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:13.199 Going like a dark brown or black? Bad? It was dark? 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:14.480 Are you sure there's no blood? 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:15.760 No, I'm sure there was no blood. 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:18.840 Blood turned black? 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:19.880 Then, I don't know. 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:25.319 Stomach maybe brown, very dark. I should have taken a 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:31.480 picture shot. I was shocked. I was shocked, shocked, But 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:33.560 usually I'm pretty regular. 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:36.960 But the day that we flew back, I couldn't poop 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:40.320 like I pooped the night that we got back from dinner, 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:43.319 and then on the plane the next day. My stomach 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.719 was bothering me the entire time. But it felt more 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:48.400 of like I wasn't queasy anymore. It just was hurting. 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:52.680 So it could it be what Josh now has well? 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:54.520 No, does your stomach hurt? 0:11:55.120 --> 0:12:00.680 My stomach doesn't hurt. I'm just feeling very tired and cold, okay, 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:01.719 and I'm worried. 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:08.720 That it could be a hangover. Yes, cool, cool, cool? 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:10.240 What did you want to say about the stars? You 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:11.520 said you want to say something else about that. 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:14.280 No, I wanted to bring up Diamond. Uh uh, because 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:19.400 I heard that you were maybe over it towards the end. 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:21.440 Oh no, I was over it, but I wanted to 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:24.080 go horseback riding to go. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:25.560 Hammer was going to be your horse. 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:28.440 She would Hammer. But we sort of talked about this 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:30.880 on the Big Show today. I think it would have 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:33.280 been great if you had a horse like Andrew had. 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:36.840 Andrew had this really reliable giant stallion named Ted who 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:39.040 was just like everybody was like, oh, we love Ted. 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.559 Ted's great, He's the best horse ever horse. 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:43.320 He was great, the best. 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.480 I got a dumb ass psycho horse whose name was 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:50.480 half Nick, who didn't want to do anything. They were like, oh, 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.000 he's going to test you. He's going to test you 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.120 the whole. Why would you give a beginner a horse 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:56.840 that's going to test them. You're a Parker girl. Now 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:57.800 I'm a cowgirl too. 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:00.600 Apparently cowgirl is a lifestyle spirit. 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:04.200 Absolutely, they were like, you handled that horse. Uh huh, 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:04.160 uh huh. 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:04.640 That thing. 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:06.800 I'm not even kidding you because Andrew heard it because 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:08.480 I was at the back of the line, which again 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:09.520 also makes no sense. 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.959 Because your horse was a bully and kept he. 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.960 Kept the other horses in line. Yes, but my horse 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.840 was waiting for all the other horses to like do stuff, 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:20.400 and then he would just run, like just run up 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.600 behind him. I was like, ah, this is terrible. It's 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:24.320 actually very scary being on a horse that you have 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:25.720 no idea what to do with. So that was great, 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:26.800 and I'm glad you didn't get a horse like that 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:29.120 because you would have been done and there was no 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:30.599 place like you remember how you were like, if I 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:32.360 don't like it, can I walk next to it? And 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.720 they said yes, and no, you would not have been 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:36.720 able to do that. We were walking through like shit mud. 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:44.400 Yeah. Yeah, there's lots of splashing noises. Also, I didn't 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:50.880 realize horses poop so much. Horses poop a lot because 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.760 they eat a lot. But then they also just like 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:54.719 will stop. And you had to call code yellow and 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.840 your horse's peede. Excuse me, Yeah, let me tell you 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:00.520 when it when they pee that is last. It's like 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:02.800 a small waterfall and you had to be like. 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:06.360 Cod yellow and you hear like, I feel like that's 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:08.400 the whole, like I gotta piss like a racehorse. Thing 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:13.520 comes from so true? Are you kidding? 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:13.679 Right? 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:19.400 Now, oh my god. Anyway, why a racehorse because I'm 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:20.840 gonna guess that they drink a lot more. 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:23.720 Water the hydrated their athletes. 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:27.040 Yea athletes, premier elite athletes, which like I am a 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:28.160 premier junior ranger. 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:29.720 Okay, can we talk. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:32.280 About a cowgirl and a cowgirl? Yeah? 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:34.960 Park rangers really shouldn't be trusted as much as we 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:35.840 think that they should. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:46.840 Oh god, after that one, there's. 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:49.040 One we we ran. We ran into two more that. 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:52.040 We you have the one where our tour guide knew 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:56.000 more more about buffalo than he did. We got outside 0:14:56.040 --> 0:15:00.040 the bus like the buffalo was blocking the Yeah, and 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.320 he like came over and he's like what did he 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:04.400 say to him? Is he just seemed like a total 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:07.240 Stoner's Parker, like straight out of college. 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:09.200 I think that's kind of like the vibe with all 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.400 the Rangers because the other Rangers and then we met 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:14.440 a cool one. Was her name Kitlyn Ranger? 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:18.120 Yeah, yeah, Andrew's text buddy. 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:20.280 Yeah, oh you guys are busties now, so sorry, Kitlyn, 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:24.120 I meant to send that soprano's beam to just Gandhi 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:29.640 Diamond and Josh on that. But you were awesome and yeah, 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:31.760 I'm very excited for a junior Ranger gear to come. 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.560 Yeah. Oh oh, I can't wait because yes, the one 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.160 that Josh is talking about. There were buffalo blocking the road, 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:39.720 causing a traffic jam, and the ranger was just kind 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:42.360 of standing there staring at everybody. Our guide was like, 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.720 would you like me to move these things along? I 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:46.280 can move the buffalo if you'd like to, and the 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:47.800 rangers like yeah, yeah. 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:49.400 It took him a second though. He was like just 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.440 so he like laughed at him or something. He's like, wow, 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:56.120 that would be wild, or he's like no, seriously, do 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:59.080 you want me to move the buffalo for you? He's like, oh, yeah, sure, 0:15:59.120 --> 0:15:59.920 if you don't mind. 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:03.760 That was crazy. We had on the bear trail by 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:05.640 the way, there was a ranger standing down at the 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:10.440 bottom telling everybody, don't worry, haven't seen bears in weeks 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:13.520 up there, so we're like, oh, cool, confident, feeling great. 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:16.920 We encountered the bears fairly quickly, yeah and twice, and 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:19.480 we got back down to the bottom. I heard this 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:23.640 little fucker telling other people we haven't seen bears in weeks. 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:26.240 They're having been sightings in weeks. And Andrew, what did 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:26.560 I do. 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.520 You were like, actually, I just saw bears twice. 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:33.000 I'm like he was sending people up into the hills 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:35.320 with snacks like don't worry, everything's fine. He had no 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:37.080 idea what was going on. And when we were on 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:39.520 the trail, the two park rangers who were on the 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:43.520 trail where we encountered the bears, yeah, also did nothing. 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:44.640 Yeah. 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:46.400 I'm sure there's Like I said, there's good and bad 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:48.920 park rangers, just the ones that we experienced, you know, 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:50.760 just maybe a little more experience would have been nice. 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:53.240 I expect a level of expertise for my ranger, like 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:55.480 good doctor, Like I don't want a bad doctor. 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:58.640 Like I think Caitlin keeps people online. She already said 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:01.160 she's like she kicks people out, like she knew what 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:02.520 she was doing. Like I feel like she would have 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:05.359 been like, bear, here's the plan. Yeah, whereas our rangers 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:07.639