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Speaker 1: My girlfriend is in love with my dad.

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Speaker 2: I think I need to end it, but now she

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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole. The tea is piping with

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Speaker 1: this one. Oh my god. Also, kids, this like brings

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Speaker 1: back flashbacks because when I was in middle school, all

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Speaker 1: of the girls called my dad at dilf. Oh how

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Speaker 1: has this never been revealed in Okay history before? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: in middle school worse? It was bad. Oh. I was

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Speaker 1: just about to say, well, you could look forward to, girl,

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Speaker 2: I haven't found to middle school exactly.

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Speaker 1: That's why it's so terrible. Oh, boys and girls, my

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Speaker 1: dad to be fair like you know it was man. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was in He was in Spain with my mom

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Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, and like on three separate occasions,

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Speaker 1: people were like Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt, because my dad

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Speaker 1: looks like Brad Pitt. That's funny. Some like like Spanish

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Speaker 1: school children or like them over he should he should

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Speaker 1: just lean into it. He should start a Brad. He

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Speaker 1: literally tracks Brad Pits hairstyles, has the same hairstyles Brad Pitt. Smart.

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Speaker 1: I respect it, I respect it. Yeah, he recently here wait,

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Speaker 1: he recently sent me a shirtless picture of him because

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Speaker 1: he's like, Sam, I'm buffer than you. I love that.

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Speaker 1: Where is it? Can you see that he's a little

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Speaker 1: washed out? Oh there it is, dude, that's saucy. That

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Speaker 1: was like yesterday. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I also love that he's taking like studio photos of

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Speaker 2: him in blue jeans with like like, who's who is

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Speaker 1: My mom? What is their number? Wow? My dad will

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Speaker 1: like every once in a while and just be like, Sam,

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Speaker 1: look how I feel how big my muscles are? And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, don't know what it knows. He's like feel

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Speaker 1: and it'll go like this, and he is like, one

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Speaker 1: day you could have muscles, but you have to stop

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Speaker 1: being such a bitch. Wow, dude, your dad was already

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Speaker 1: legendary in my eyes, but the status is just like yeah,

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Speaker 1: next today. Yeah wow, he is a legend. Dude. You

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Speaker 1: know who was hanging out the other day with Rich Roll?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, he kind of looks like him, right, remember

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Speaker 1: that guy? Yeah? Yeah? Wow? Crazy enough about my dad

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Speaker 1: being at Delft Delf. Oh God, So my girlfriend Shae

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Speaker 1: female twenty seven and I male twenty six are in

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Speaker 1: a small vacation to my hometown. She's only ever met

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Speaker 1: my dad and my extended family, my aunt, uncle, and

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Speaker 2: So I thought this would be a great opportunity to

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Speaker 2: introduce everyone properly. But since we've arrived, Shay's behavior towards

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Speaker 2: my dad has been seriously off putting.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Dad noy sady, Oh dude, that's so rough.

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Speaker 1: We got to know if your dad's not doing anything

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Speaker 1: to like make it more like like worse like, even

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Speaker 1: if he's not doing anything, like, even if he's not

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Speaker 1: hitting on your girlfriend, it's just terrible. He can't help

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Speaker 1: being delicious. He can't help being a snack. Everyone's gonna

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Speaker 2: Eat, that's right. For example, I thought it would be

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Speaker 2: fun if we all went horseback riding. Oh, she's riding something,

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Speaker 2: all right, buddy, God.

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Speaker 1: Ouch, I feel so bad for op dude. God. Well, hey,

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Speaker 1: we don't know. So far, we haven't gotten the full

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Speaker 1: juicy deats. All right, let's get those juicy deeps. Let's see.

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Speaker 2: My younger cousins do it as a hobby. So I

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Speaker 2: thought it would be nice to do an activity that

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Speaker 2: to stay with her while the others enjoyed themselves, but

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Speaker 2: she insisted that I go because my dad already offered

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Speaker 2: to stay behind.

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Speaker 1: She's trying to get alone in time with your dad

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Speaker 1: right now, Dude, She's like, instead of riding these horses,

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Speaker 1: maybe I could ride something else, dad, bro. I would like,

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Speaker 1: if I was the dad, I would be like, oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: sud you should stay behind, like, like, do him a

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Speaker 1: solid you know, does he know yet? Does he know yet? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: He usually doesn't go horseback riding either. And it was

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Speaker 2: weird that she didn't want me there too, but I

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Speaker 2: that one's not egregious. That's that one's not that bad.

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Speaker 1: So far, Okay, so far, I'm like, okay, Like my

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Speaker 1: dad's just like hanging out with my girlfriend like whatever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But other instances, like how she asked my dad

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Speaker 2: and meeting my old friend from high school.

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Speaker 1: A little bit worse, a little bit worse, a little

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Speaker 1: bit worse, maybe tipping a bit sky, Like like I

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Speaker 1: place and then like John was coming over, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: like I would really love for you to meet John.

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Speaker 1: And then my dad was going out for coffee and

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Speaker 1: she's like, I want to go with your dad to

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Speaker 1: get coffee. I would be like, but maybe she just

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Speaker 1: wants to meet my dad and like hang out with

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Speaker 1: him more like get to know the family. True, It's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I hang out with you all the time, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: friend you know, like that's important to you too. That

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Speaker 1: is true. A little bit worse, but like not to now.

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Speaker 2: It was an impromptu meetup. We literally ran into him

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Speaker 2: while we were looking for somewhere to get lunch with

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Speaker 2: my dad. But it would have been nice if she

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Speaker 2: made the effort to get to know him instead of

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Speaker 2: going out with my dad. The final straw was when

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Speaker 2: we were all at my aunt's house for dinner. She

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Speaker 2: made cupcakes. Baking is kind of her thing, and she

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Speaker 2: made some chocolate and peanut butter ones specifically because they're

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Speaker 2: my dad's favorites.

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Speaker 1: She might just be trying to get and good with

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Speaker 1: a family like Sam Sam Sam with my ex girlfriend's dad,

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Speaker 1: and like don't you know special cupcakes or code for

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Speaker 3: Bone cupcakes was a folded message that said it was

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Speaker 2: You can wear me out. M She made a few

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Speaker 2: different types of cupcakes, but none of the others were

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Speaker 2: my other relative's favorite flavors.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that's fine. I think she's

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Speaker 1: just trying to get in good with a Famah alarm

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Speaker 2: Not going off yet, same, I would say. When we

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Speaker 2: got back to our airbnb, I confronted her. I know,

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Speaker 2: Shay's dad left when she was a teen and they're

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Speaker 2: no contact, so I figured she might be clinging to

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Speaker 2: and it's not something that she's used to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, that's Op, that's it. That's probably it, just.

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Speaker 2: Because she's making your dad cupcakes and like going, I

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Speaker 2: think it's exactly.

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Speaker 1: What you're saying.

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Speaker 2: She wants to get in for the dad, probably to

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Speaker 2: make OP happy. Yeah right, Like, oh, hey, I want

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Speaker 2: to build a good relationship with your father.

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Speaker 1: So and she probably also because she like doesn't feel

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Speaker 1: she wants to stab with Ops. It seems all above

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Speaker 1: board right as of right now. Yeah, I agree, except

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Speaker 1: for the cupcakes. Yeah, just kidding.

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Speaker 2: I asked her jokingly to rein in her daddy issues

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Speaker 1: Oh oh pee, oh pee. Bro, that was un reasonably harsh. Dude,

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Speaker 1: that was like, ah, that was so that was so mean.

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Speaker 1: That was so mean. Like he knows that she struggles

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Speaker 1: with this, and she's literally just doing nice things for

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Speaker 1: his family, and he's like right in the daddy issues,

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Speaker 1: Like what a dick. Okay, you're a dick.

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Speaker 2: She's just looking for like someone that maybe we don't

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Speaker 2: even know this, but it would be perfectly reasonable. She's like, hey, wow,

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Speaker 2: like a father, like kind of an older like father

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Speaker 2: figure mentor type person that maybe I could have a

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Speaker 1: Wow, this also really good. He's like, Hey, just because

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Speaker 1: your dad left you at a cracking joke, by the way,

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean that you should just cling to my big

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Speaker 1: big daddy's dog all the time. That can you do that?

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Speaker 1: Can you calm your cupcakes down? Yeah, dude, yeah, bro,

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Speaker 1: I totally agree with you there, Like, this seems like

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Speaker 1: a crazy overstep. Well, she blew.

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Speaker 2: Up at me, telling me that she's trying her best

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Speaker 2: to making her feel welcome. Neither of us were willing

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Speaker 2: the night. I need to talk things out with her today,

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Speaker 2: but before I do, I want.

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Speaker 1: To make sure I'm not in the wrong. Bro. Bro.

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Speaker 1: I also, you know what would help. I want a

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Speaker 1: picture of Opie and a picture of Opie's dad. Oh, Producer, Riley,

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Speaker 1: do we have any visuals? Do we actually we're gonna

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Speaker 1: we're gonna see. Yeah, maybe the dad just a beef

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Speaker 1: cake and and op maybe it's just like a funk dude,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, It's just like, dude, every time

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Speaker 1: a bring a girl home, I don't want to sleep

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Speaker 1: with my dad. Gosh, there was a friend my ex girlfriend. Gosh,

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Speaker 1: that would be terrible. Yeah, Oh my god, I saw

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Speaker 1: my mom is my ex girlfriend? What? Oh wow. We've

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Speaker 1: never had a story like that. We gotta find one

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Speaker 1: of those. There's nothing.

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Speaker 2: Just imagine a big honky silver fox daddy. Oh and

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Speaker 2: then a shrimp wet noodle man.

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Speaker 1: Imagine that. I'm imagining like Arnold Schwartzenegger's the dad, but

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Speaker 1: like Arnold short Sega's prime. M Yes, zoom in on it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, bro savage extra to be and my

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Speaker 1: dad together, Dude, this is why we hired you as producer. Riley. Uh,

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Speaker 1: she's coming for our boy herede. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: feel hurt. I feel hurt right now? Whoa man? I

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Speaker 1: can feel the burn over here through the screen. Yep,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting burned. I'm getting burned. All right, let's move on.

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Speaker 1: Let's move on. Let's I'll pull you off talking about

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Speaker 1: my daddy issues. Let's talk about ops.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, A few quick comments before the update, out of curiosity,

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Speaker 2: where did you end up sleeping? I slept at a

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Speaker 2: friend's house. A few people live there, so before you ask,

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Speaker 2: it wasn't like I was having some one on one

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Speaker 2: time with somebody else. And has your dad stolen a

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Speaker 2: girlfriend before? Do you have a reason not to trust him? Also,

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Speaker 2: it makes sense that she would make cupcakes for the

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Speaker 2: primary parent and not for the extended family.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it does. It makes total sense.

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Speaker 2: No, my father has never stolen one of my girlfriends before.

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Speaker 2: This isn't some soap opera.

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Speaker 1: Then why are you making it out to me? Hello?

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Speaker 2: As for the cupcake thing, I get where you're coming from,

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Speaker 2: but the only family I have is my dad, aunt, uncle,

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Speaker 2: Even though a lot of you were really harsh in

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Speaker 2: I read every comment and I understand why it's wrong

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Speaker 2: Me joking about it was an asshole thing to do,

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Speaker 1: Yes, his dad. It was my father and they were boding.

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Speaker 1: He's like, you found me out, son, You found out secret. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: What are we doing? He's like, what was he doing

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Speaker 3: If them broscree places ten minutes away and my father

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Speaker 2: It was an embarrassing conversation, and while we didn't discuss

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Speaker 1: What else do you want this guy? I don't like

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Speaker 2: When my dad left, I spoke to Shay and apologized.

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Speaker 2: I respect that. I don't know if Shaye wants me

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Speaker 1: Did the Reddit Collins came for this, dude. They they

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Speaker 1: But my guy, my guy, it's hard to have a

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Speaker 1: I need to know. But John, I got to tell

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Speaker 1: and if I'm the asshole, let's get into it. Okay.

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Speaker 1: How's life? And then I put like a little cat

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think, yeah, to not be the

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Speaker 1: So what do you think, asshole or not? She did

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah asshole. Okay, so I'm the asshole. I would

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00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: love to know the comments if you actually think I'm

430
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 1: the asshole too. I probably am the asshole. I'm sorry

431
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 1: to women everywhere for existing in the way I do.

432
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 1: But question for you guys, so should I make reparations

433
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: for my asshole whole holiness? Should I text her and

434
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 1: say hey, I talked to my friends and they said

435
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: I was an asshole for not taking you home. I apologize.

436
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 1: How about I deliver some dick faster than names on Prime? Probably?

437
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: I said last thing? I said, it was great hanging tonight,

438
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: get home safe. And she sent me this video of

439
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: this monkey. She said, this is me. If you even

440
00:24:48,440 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 1: care another bit of important context, I'm so dead. Oh

441
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 1: my god, this is can we can? We can we

442
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,160
Speaker 1: craft the text her together? Which? Ye? Do it? Let's

443
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 1: do it? Hey?

444
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 2: I okay, how about this? What if it's like I

445
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 2: do care? In fact, I care so much I'm going

446
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 2: to drive to you. I don't know tonight, tonight, tomorrow. Like,

447
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 2: what I don't know is that is I thought, that's

448
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 2: what you're saying.

449
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 1: You're trying to do. No, No, I'm just trying to

450
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 1: apologize for my ass holiness. I see, I see, Okay,

451
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: got I gotta got it. Okay, hmmm hmmm. I like

452
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: maybe starting with I care, I care? Yeah. Also, I

453
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:43,120
Speaker 1: asked my friends if I was an asshole for doing

454
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: the twenty three minute or less uh bet and they said, yes,

455
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: so nice. So I'm sorry for not taking you home.

456
00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: I'll do it next time. Number ah, I'll increase my

457
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 1: number by seven points. Yeah, winky face, I care. Also,

458
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: I asked my friends if I was an asshole for

459
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,680
Speaker 1: the twenty three minute or less bet, and they said, yes,

460
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for not taking you, but I got you

461
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: next time, even if it's more than twenty four minutes,

462
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 1: winky face. If you want to be flirtatious, yeah, I know,

463
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: it wasn't a day likely like we didn't. Like I'm

464
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: not only going to make a move or like try

465
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: to make out or anything or like yeah, like, but

466
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 1: like you know, I if it was you or John,

467
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 1: I would have taken you home. Yeah, but if I

468
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: had just met you, if it was like a new friend,

469
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: maybe not yeah, like an adult. Okay, here we go.

470
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: I care. Also, I asked my friends if I was

471
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 1: an asshole for the twenty three minute or last bet

472
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 1: and they said, yes, I'm sorry for not taking home,

473
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: but I got you next time, even if it's more

474
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,400
Speaker 1: than twenty four minutes. Does that feel good? Winky face

475
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 1: or no, winky You're not trying to be flirtatious here,

476
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm not trying. I just I literally just like want

477
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 1: more female friends. Yeah, there you go? So uh yeah,

478
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: I think that's it. Yeah, okay, I care. Also, I

479
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,919
Speaker 1: just asked my friends if I was an asshole for

480
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 1: the twenty three minutes or less that, and they said, yes,

481
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for not taking you home, but I got

482
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: you next time, even if it's more than twenty four minutes. Yeah,

483
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 1: okay smiley face a nice neutral emoji. Yeah yeah, yeah,

484
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: there we go. All right, everyone in the comments, let

485
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: me know if that resolves that. Did I do the

486
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: right thing or am I just being as simp am

487
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: I overthinking it? Let me know. Ooh, I am very

488
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: excited to see these comments. Also, one more thing that

489
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: I left out. So when I was when I initially

490
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: met her, she had gotten lip injections and she's like, oh,

491
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: like like embarrassed about it. I'm like, oh, I won'tn't worry.

492
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 1: I won't tell you if they look bad. And then I, oh,

493
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: she just texted me. She said, I want you dead

494
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: me too? Yeah, like I want you dead? Is that?

495
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: What is that? How it is? Fuck?

496
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 2: Just say like, bro, same, you got you got see

497
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 2: now now you've got to play her game. You gotta

498
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 2: fight fire with fire, right?

499
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 1: She said, Jarvis Johnson always gives me ride home? Do

500
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: you know who? Jarvis Johnson? Is? No idea? And she

501
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: just and she just exclaimed it. She emphasized her own text.

502
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: That's funny. He should I call her? Sure? What a

503
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: treacherous suggestion. Jordan's Jordan Jarvis is a female motocross racer

504
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: from my Google Arvis Johnson, Jarvis Johnson. I don't think

505
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: she's gotta pick up Oh I just said, ouch, alright,

506
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: fire with fire baby? Okay, Well she wants me dad,

507
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: so fumbled. All right. Well that's a wrap for that episode.

508
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: See how guys see you on the next one. Bye.

509
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: This is an episode from deep within the archives.

510
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 2: Time for okop reward. Karen forces little vegetarian brat to

511
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 2: eat meat. Bratt ends up in the hospital and Karen

512
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 2: goes to prison.

513
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: This is the worst veggie Tails episode I've ever heard.

514
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: That would be amazing if if Karen just pulls up

515
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: to Veggietails and it's just like, no Jesus today, eat

516
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: little tomatoes. No, we're not allowed to.

517
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 2: No, that's right, drunk the tomato, holy meat. Maybe maybe

518
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 2: maybe Bob wants to be eating if you eating baby

519
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: in his little tomato thirty dirty tomato an equivalent to.

520
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: Tomato, I couldn't. That's what they would call, like like

521
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: eating someone out like during their period, like a tomato.

522
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 2: That is disgustingly accurate. Disgustingly accurate on that people. Urban dictionary,

523
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 2: that's all right, definitions, okop, urban dictionary.

524
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 1: Bro, Actually reading some urban dictionary? Uh like definitions That

525
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: seems very poor for your mental health, very bad. Do

526
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 1: you ever make anyone like an urban nation? Yeah? Do

527
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: you ever make an urban dictionary? No, I've never. It's

528
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: pretty fun. I'll try. I have a couple on there

529
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: back from my high school. I'm gonna I'm gonna search

530
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 1: the webs and try try and look at it. My

531
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: friend and this Karen have a daughter, seven female, seven discussing.

532
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: According to Catholics, B eight yeah, B eight dude, God

533
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: yeah at seven is like when you can sin because

534
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: like you're old enough to fucking sin. Hell, you be bad,

535
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: be bold.

536
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 2: And this incident happened during the girl's birthday in April.

537
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 2: No April fools. One of the guests six female. According

538
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 2: to my friend.

539
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: I love it. It's like, according to my friend, like

540
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: I don't freakingt ve veggedly. My friend's a freaking uh liar.

541
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: Ball's a liar. No one trusts Betty Betty. They fucking liar, dude,

542
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: Betty's bucking lies over here, Dude, Betty Betty hasn't said

543
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: one true thing in her life. Nope, she's She's a filthy,

544
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: fucking liar. Yeah you know, she said she was a Sagittarius,

545
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: fucking Gemini, classic Gemini. Of course the Gemini would say

546
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: they're a sach Way, aren't you a Gemini? No, I'm

547
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: a cancer cancer cancer Karen. But yeah, shout out cancer Karen. Game,

548
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: let's go.

549
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 2: One of the guests is six female, courting my friend

550
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 2: is the vegetarian daughter. Okay, her family has been vegetarian

551
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 2: since before she was born, so she has literally never

552
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 2: tasted meat in her entire life.

553
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: Is it like a religious reason or just like we're

554
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: trying to eat whole foods. I think I think it's

555
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: just you know, good, good for the system type of

556
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: vibes going on. Yeah, I mean, I guess, like I

557
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: mean meat, meat can be pretty bad for you at times. Yeah.

558
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: That being said, I'm demolishing like a four or five

559
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: pound Chipotle. Good for my tongue, Yeah, dude, yeah that

560
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: good for my belly, that's all right, good for these muscles.

561
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 2: And in case you didn't know, this means that her

562
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 2: stomach does not know how to digest meat. And in

563
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 2: case she decides to stop being a vegetarian one day,

564
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 2: she have to introduce it to her diet very slowly,

565
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 2: and from what I'm told, the help of a medical professional.

566
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: Whoa, she's allergic to meat. Basically, that's actually a hilarious

567
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: way of that ridiculous. Basically, this medical professional, like what

568
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: do they do? Is it just like giving you like

569
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: a small portion.

570
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 2: I imagine it's like physical training people for meat eating, Like,

571
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 2: all right, we'll start you off.

572
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: You know this exercise of one chicken nugget today, I'm

573
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: just imagining like hands behind the back going like like

574
00:32:52,240 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: eating the chicken. That've be hilarious rocky, but and yeah,

575
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: I mean that's technically rocky. Do you see how many

576
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: eggs that man ate bros protein the funk out? He

577
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: was like, drink when you're drinking eggs, that's how you

578
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: know you're gonna be both. That's the mond. I was

579
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: drinking eggs for a while work. Yeah, remember I had

580
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: my shakes just puting eggs. Eggs in the good rag.

581
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like four dude, that's disgusting, straight straight

582
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: egg There's other things mixed in there, but it was like,

583
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: what would you mix eggs just like all the regular

584
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: protein stuff, Like you got your protein powder, you got

585
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: your your oh my god, your spinach, you got pranut butter.

586
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: That is alright, wait just think about it before you

587
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: fucking get mad at me. Drink eggnog. Also, have you

588
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: ever dipped your finger in like cake batter? Oh yeah,

589
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: but that's not not like but it's still delicious, like

590
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: you would drink batter. Okay, I guess with the protein

591
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: I slightly see the point, but exactly. Yeah, freaking shaming

592
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: me from my egg egg shame for life. Hey, where's

593
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: our stylus barbarian. Yeah, yeah, we're guys, We're the talent.

594
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: Please one day you will definitely see okop episode with

595
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: Sam getting his haircut by his whoever that guy is?

596
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah, my boy or boy boy. I was

597
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: thinking the guy that cuts hair on TikTok Oh. No,

598
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: obviously you have some barber that you love to go to.

599
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 1: Oh tells barber? Yeah, how you forget? No, Andrew, dude,

600
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: you just did are I know? I actually called him

601
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: the other day, but I haven't got it anyway, back

602
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: to the sty anyway, Karen promised the vegetarian mom that

603
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: she would have a special dish for vegetarian daughter. Okay, cool,

604
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: so Karen. Karen's like complying exactly Karen compliance, which is

605
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 1: never complying exactly.

606
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 2: Karen was going to make a homemade pizza, so she

607
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 2: said that she would make a special vegetarian one for

608
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 2: the daughter.

609
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: Okay. Like again, this sounds like it's all going swimmingly.

610
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 2: When vegetarian mom and daughter get to the party, Karen

611
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 2: points out to the vegetarian mom the separate pizza, and

612
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 2: she thanks her for a hard work, and everything was

613
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 2: fine and dandy.

614
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: We love fine and dandy, going so great, but we

615
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: know that's not the egg gets reddit baby. Things get

616
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: dark and depressing around every turn. It's like it's like

617
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: Grimm's fair this, we're doing the modern Grim's fairy Tales.

618
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is, no, I said,

619
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 1: like every fairy tale that Disney has done is from

620
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: like Grim's fairy Tales, which is like it's like the

621
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: ex frickin rated version of the fairy Tales, where like

622
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: everyone's getting murdered and spliced and like dissolved, and how

623
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: they not come for Disney. Well, it's also like fifteen

624
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:30,399
Speaker 1: hundred years old.

625
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,439
Speaker 2: Hey, nobody's a I'm digging up them tweets from three

626
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 2: thousand years ago. Boy watch out, cancel king over here.

627
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 2: Now the kids eat, and according to my friend, the

628
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 2: vegetarian daughter ate all of her pizza without any issues. Apparently,

629
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 2: she said that it tasted different.

630
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just the cooking, it's just a little cooking.

631
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 2: But but Karen told her that she used a special

632
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 2: recipe for the dough, which was actually true.

633
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so right, we're all chilling, We're all okay.

634
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 2: Now, time passes and arian daughter complaints of some stomach pains.

635
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 2: Suddenly she vomits violently and starts crying out for her parents.

636
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: Oh just like fire hose out the facehole back.

637
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: Gross dude, Well what's that? You know that family guy

638
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: clip where he's like, yeah, everyone starts like ving, That's

639
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 1: what I'm imagined. Karen gets angry and yells, what are

640
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: you doing? Do you know how much that meat cost me?

641
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: It was very good quality. Yeah, she's vegetarian. I thought

642
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: you made her a special dish because she was vegetarian, dude.

643
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: And also, what the fuck? Like, I can't believe you

644
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: throw up at me? Like, dude, the girl's dying over you.

645
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 1: Literally like she's seventy years old and has no control.

646
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: Imagine that. Karen, like picking up the meat chunks and

647
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: there's like stuffing it back in the kids now, like

648
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: I paid for this for that, Karen, Karen disgusting.

649
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 2: The guests made her admit that she put me on

650
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 2: the girl's pizza, and Karen said she did it to

651
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,240
Speaker 2: show that she is a spoiled brat.

652
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: Wow, dude, dude, why God all right, is someone's dietary

653
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 1: restrictions really like your business?

654
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 2: Also, like that's the parents, Like like if you're going

655
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 2: to insult anyone, which you shouldn't, but insult the parents

656
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 2: because like she's the daughter, Like what choice does she

657
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 2: you know? Like the guests made her admit that she

658
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 2: put meat on the girl's pizza to show that she's.

659
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: Just a spoiled brat. That is the most ridiculous thing

660
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: I've ever heard, unfathomable.

661
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 2: And this poor girl had eaten a lot, so everyone

662
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,280
Speaker 2: starts panicking.

663
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: I guess she really liked meat, dude, she she likes

664
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: the mood.

665
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 2: They call the emergency number and vegetarian daughter leaves in

666
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 2: an ambulance while Karen is arrested.

667
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: Arrested. Yes, she's going to jail for life, you know,

668
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: to be fair, to be fair, if you put meat

669
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 1: in a seven year old his mouth, you gotta be arrested.

670
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: You gotta literally serve for life. You gotta serve for life.

671
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: Vegetarian daughter needed a stomach pump and several days in

672
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: the hospital because her stomach barely accepted any water. Oh

673
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: my god, I feel really bad for the seven year old,

674
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: and I'm so glad, this Karen is going to jail. Yes,

675
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 1: it's like so terrible, so like, how could you do

676
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,959
Speaker 1: this to a little girl? Just insane. She eventually returns home,

677
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: but has to limit herself to certain foods until her

678
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: stomach stutaled and to like not meet absolutely no whatsoever

679
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: hot dog. No no, no, no, no, yeah, one hot dog.

680
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: And she's going to the big guy upstairs. It's over

681
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: for her. One do not take her to Costco. One

682
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: glizzy gobbler done cannot be gobbled. And according to my friend,

683
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: the vegetarian daughter was also born with separate health problems,

684
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: but we don't know if that's what caused the situation

685
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: to be serious enough to require the hostleization. This has

686
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: never happened to anyone I know, so I don't know

687
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 1: if the hospitalization is normal in this situation.

688
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 2: I only knew about not being able to eat me

689
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 2: all at once because a friend who is an extra

690
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 2: vegetarian told me about it.

691
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well we can all agree that this

692
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: Karen is an absolute asshole, ass hat piece of friakin work, Like,

693
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: I mean, right right, sure, maybe she thinks vegetarians are pretentious,

694
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: who doesn't, but we all fucking hate editarians. And don't

695
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: even get me started on the vegans. I think a

696
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: valid critique of some vegans and vegetarians is they're like, oh,

697
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: you eat meat. Sometimes they can be preachy. Yeah, all

698
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: the vegans and vegetarians I know are phenomenal people, but

699
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 1: there is that that type on the internet. They do exist,

700
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 1: and I can understand that this Karen is like, Okay,

701
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: maybe she doesn't like vegetarians, but you cannot feed a kid.

702
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: It's like it's like the equivalent of like, hey, my

703
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: kid can't have peanuts as like literally like I don't

704
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: need It doesn't matter what the reason is. Like if

705
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,479
Speaker 1: you're if the parent says they can't eat a certain food,

706
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: either don't either don't eat their house or you know,

707
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: don't give them anything, like either don't give them anything

708
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: or abide by those rules. Literally like it's it's it's

709
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: that's that's freaking simple. Yeah, this is uh as Karen

710
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 1: goes straight to the clink.

711
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 2: Big deal, which actually the speaking of which, Oh there's

712
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 2: more to the story. The trial for Karen has just ended.

713
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:33,280
Speaker 2: The Trial for Karen Part two. Karen must pay a large,

714
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 2: hefty compensation to the vegan daughter's family. She will also

715
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 2: spend a long time in jail as she has shown

716
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,479
Speaker 2: zero remorse for anything that.

717
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: She has done. So it sounds like she went to

718
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: court and they were like, what do you have to

719
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: say for yourself? And I hate vegetarian ice? What's like

720
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: it almost kills this kid and still can't like have

721
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 1: any grain remorse. That's how you know you have a

722
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: you Karen with klout on this stand, dude, because like

723
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: a Karen that really believes in herself, because she could

724
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: have saved herself and been like, oh, I'm so sorry.

725
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: She she's like the Queen of Karen. And then she's

726
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: like to the judge, is like, hey, you know you're

727
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: you're a dick bag too, your potentious too. Oh my god,

728
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: when you judge the judge, that s how you know

729
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: your you're fucking up? Yes, oh oh, here we go.

730
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 2: When the judge handed down the sentence, Karen shouted that

731
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 2: everyone was against her for trying to give protein to

732
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 2: a girl who desperately needs it because her parents are

733
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 2: killing her.

734
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: Karen, Karen, Karen, Karen, She's the savior. You are literally

735
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 1: killing this child with what you put in her mouth.

736
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: She went to the hospital, Like, how is that not

737
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: killing her? Yeah? How what warped view of reality do

738
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 1: you have? My friend had a pretty terrible time at

739
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: the party. Sounds like it, but.

740
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 2: The vegetarian mom hasn't talked to him and doesn't blame

741
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 2: him since it was shown that he didn't know that

742
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 2: the Karen was going to do what she did.

743
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: Karen's are freaking loose cannons. Man. You never know what's

744
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: going to happen with him.

745
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 2: He came back the morning of his daughter's birthday and

746
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 2: has voluntarily submitted all communications he had with Karen at

747
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 2: the time. Now that the trial is over, he is

748
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 2: asking for divorce.

749
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: Wait, they were married. They were married. This is a

750
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: turn of a row. You're married. This is a Karen

751
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,959
Speaker 1: fucking human guardly shit.

752
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 2: And he gave up evidence of his communications with his

753
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 2: wife in corl That is wife insane.

754
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 1: Wow.

755
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 2: Taking everything into account, Karen will not be entitled to

756
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 2: anything in the divorce.

757
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,919
Speaker 1: Perfect time to hit her with that divorce right after

758
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 1: the lawsuit. Karen's life just went through the like, oh yeah,

759
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: because she put freaking sausages on a pizza. I want

760
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 1: to know was it worth? It was worth? It pizza

761
00:42:55,520 --> 00:43:01,919
Speaker 1: worth jail, row, marriage jail. Like you know, it's kind

762
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: of crazy, Like how doing something that is kind of

763
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: normal but in a certain context could literally ruin your

764
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: whole life? Is that?

765
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 2: I mean that's like like like doxing or whatever. Right,

766
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 2: you could be typing and sending an email, or you

767
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 2: could be typing to like docs and then the FBI, Yeah,

768
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 2: shows up.

769
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: Threat. It's just a phone calls.

770
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 2: The daughter will still be a miner when Karen gets

771
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 2: out of jail, but it's highly unlikely that she will

772
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 2: be awarded any custody. She at most will receive visits

773
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 2: at a safe point. Wow, lost the right to her

774
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 2: kid too. Every shit, She lost everything, all for a

775
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 2: little extra pepperoni. Their daughter is now in therapy, and

776
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 2: the poor thing is very confused. Her father has explained

777
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 2: the situation to her, and she knows that it is

778
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 2: not vegetarian daughter's faults and that her birthday was ruined.

779
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 2: Apparently titled mom had done this to her brother before

780
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 2: he became a vegetarian.

781
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: She really hates vegetarians. Oh my god, she just has

782
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 1: Maybe she he's like a crusader against sis. The difference

783
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: was with him, he actually recognized the taste of the

784
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: meat and immediately confronted her because he knew what meat

785
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: tasted like. I hope Karen learns a lesson this time,

786
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: damn it. I mean, if she doesn't learn a lesson

787
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 1: after literally everything being taken away from her, I don't

788
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: know what else is going to do it.

789
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 2: Her husband, her daughter, her money, her freedom. She's in jail,

790
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 2: like literally all a pepperoni pizza.

791
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 1: She got so wrecked. Bro called Domino's because she's delivering

792
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: those pepperoni pizzas straight to jail. Dude, U freaking life

793
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: ruined in thirty minutes or less over here? Am I right?

794
00:44:37,640 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: H He's right, He's right, assass