Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode. Mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.
Speaker 2: What would you do if your son was at home
Speaker 2: crying all alone on the bedroom floor because he's hungry?
Speaker 2: There it is, there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
Speaker 2: to another phenomenal episode, a mini episode of My Mama
Speaker 2: Told Me.
Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the podkats of
Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the conspiracy theories that you,
Speaker 2: the listener, the little mamas and gentiles alike have at home.
Speaker 2: This is a motherfucking mini episode.
Speaker 4: I would have been swallowed up. Have you ever been
Speaker 4: swallowed up? Have you gone through a time of swallowing
Speaker 4: where everything was overwhelmed?
Speaker 2: You know what's upsetting about that one is the visuals.
Speaker 2: It's so long. Yeah, it's so long. It won't stop,
Speaker 2: and it's like, bro, you gotta stop.
Speaker 3: But as someone who's been in flow state before, like
Speaker 3: you see it when you're like yep, that's how if
Speaker 3: you're like that, like when you just can't miss so
Speaker 3: you're just going crazy.
Speaker 2: It was cooking too hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done it, cause you probably had sets like
Speaker 3: that where you're like, oh, I could say anything and
Speaker 3: it's gonna work. Yeah, I'm going nuts, you know.
Speaker 2: No, there there are times, and it's the reason I
Speaker 2: despise the crowd work clips that that our art form
Speaker 2: has sort of evolved into. But there are times when
Speaker 2: you're like engaging with an audience in such a funny,
Speaker 2: sincere way that it it goes on for like minutes,
Speaker 2: like kind.
Speaker 3: Of where you're like, oh shit, that riff was fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a long ass time. And that's not cutable,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like, that's not a thing
Speaker 2: that you can chop up and make into like a
Speaker 2: thing you offer up to an audience.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's why you don't ever trust a five
Speaker 3: second crowd work clip. It's not real. Yeah, there was funny.
Speaker 2: They had a big laugh and then it stopped really fast.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I didn't know how to keep going.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it was like somebody said one interesting thing. Anyways,
Speaker 3: we're not here to talk about because they're not.
Speaker 2: Well, it's stinks and the art that I love has
Speaker 2: uh has become something that I barely recognize. But that's
Speaker 2: not the point of this podcast, this podcast, especially today,
Speaker 2: we are we're talking to you the listener we're reading
Speaker 2: your emails, we're engaging with your thoughts, your suggestions. And
Speaker 2: we got an email from a person named Aliyah l
Speaker 2: I y a h just like the singer got personality,
Speaker 2: mentality a man. Anyways, I miss her too, she was great.
Speaker 2: We all miss her.
Speaker 3: Nothing nothing I wish they had Anyways. I just sometimes
Speaker 3: I feel like somebody needed to take care of that
Speaker 3: little girl, like you know, yeah, she was bounched around
Speaker 3: to a lot of men. It feels like dark.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I think that's one hundred percent true of
Speaker 2: a person who who maybe needed somebody just to look
Speaker 2: out for in a way that that she never really
Speaker 2: got by the end of it.
Speaker 3: So you want to read an email.
Speaker 2: No, let's just have a moment of silence. I was
Speaker 2: just stood in that feeling for a second.
Speaker 3: It was two seconds too later.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's okay. We got an email from a person
Speaker 2: named Aliah who sent us as subject line Satan's Yoga.
Speaker 2: Satan's Yoga. She says, Hi, David than length and longtime
Speaker 2: listener back again with another conspiracy. This one actually comes
Speaker 2: from my grandmother, a Southern black woman who later in
Speaker 2: life became a Jehovah's witness. One day later in life.
Speaker 2: She started that shit later in life.
Speaker 3: That makes more sense in starting it earlier in life, Like,
Speaker 3: you can't convert to Jehovah's witness in like your mid twenties.
Speaker 2: I don't picture early in life being your mid twenty conversions.
Speaker 2: I picture early in your life, meaning you grew up
Speaker 2: in the Jehovah.
Speaker 3: Oh but she converted, she said.
Speaker 2: Right, And I'm saying that converting to Jehovah's witness is
Speaker 2: a silly thing.
Speaker 3: You've already had some birthdays.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what Christmas feels like? Yeah, you go, fuck,
Speaker 2: are you shifting back.
Speaker 3: For taking that away from your children? You monster?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, that's that's an odd fucking choice. So you want
Speaker 2: to go door to door? Okay?
Speaker 3: Anyways, those shit? Your grandma's a sweet woman, Earliah or nuts.
Speaker 2: I don't know hard to say the but I'm I'm
Speaker 2: leaning towards the ladder.
Speaker 3: One man's cuckoo is another man's cocoa puffs.
Speaker 2: One day, after watching a commercial about yoga clothes, she
Speaker 2: went on a rant about how doing yoga is evil
Speaker 2: and if you meditate, you will mess around and open
Speaker 2: up your mind so much you will let satan in
Speaker 2: I understood her to mean meditating can be a pathway
Speaker 2: to connect with Satan. Similarly, how praying is a way
Speaker 2: to connect with God. I grew up going to church
Speaker 2: as well as the Kingdom Hall, so I am conflicted.
Speaker 2: I believe in spirits and have an ancestor alter myself.
Speaker 2: So just as there is a way to channel the
Speaker 2: good spirits, there has to be a way to channel
Speaker 2: the bad ones. I'm interested in hearing what you guys
Speaker 2: think best.
Speaker 3: Aliah, well, Alia, I think you're a witch, and I
Speaker 3: rebuked thee in the name of the One Lord. No
Speaker 3: I think that. So here's what I don't like about this, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the idea of like, if you meditate or you do yoga,
Speaker 3: you're gonna open your mind so much. So that's what
Speaker 3: like I don't like. It's like, I don't like the
Speaker 3: idea that an open mind is what leads to the devil.
Speaker 3: That means God wants you to have a closed mind.
Speaker 3: That means he's like reductive as fuck and does not
Speaker 3: want you to open you up to whatever your true
Speaker 3: potential is. He doesn't want you to be free, And
Speaker 3: that's not like the God. If that that's not like
Speaker 3: a god.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to say, right, a god that encourages you
Speaker 2: to sort of live in a bubble is not a
Speaker 2: god that you you recognize.
Speaker 3: Well, just like, yeah, any type of like don't open
Speaker 3: your mind is a great Like really think about what
Speaker 3: you're saying within that. That's like, that's terrible. That's the
Speaker 3: nobody Okay, nobody ever leave your small town. Do't never
Speaker 3: try to do something that no one in your family did, Like,
Speaker 3: don't ever push for anything. Then you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: don't open your mind. That's fucking that's like, that's that's trash.
Speaker 3: I don't think that God is like that. I don't
Speaker 3: think the God of Abraham, I don't. I don't know
Speaker 3: if that is what he's pushing.
Speaker 2: I will say that that I myself read this to
Speaker 2: mean something slightly different, although I do agree with your
Speaker 2: sentiment that that if this is about just sort of
Speaker 2: keeping people closed minded, then that feels reductive and not
Speaker 2: at all like a progress or even a love that
Speaker 2: is suggested to be shared by the God above us.
Speaker 2: Whatever that said, I thought about my relationship with like spirits,
Speaker 2: and in a lot of ways this tracts for me
Speaker 2: of like I don't fuck around with Ouiji boards, I
Speaker 2: don't fuck around with like haunted houses, like genuine haunted houses.
Speaker 2: I'll go to a place one whatever.
Speaker 3: But what what do you mean by that? What do
Speaker 3: you mean by jet you at haunted houses?
Speaker 2: Like you know how like some people will be like, oh,
Speaker 2: this hotel is haunted, we should stay there. I wha,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're very serious right now, Like.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I will not and I will choose.
Speaker 2: I have the resources to choose differently, and I will
Speaker 2: like I don't need that feeling, and I'm not interested
Speaker 2: in exploring it just because it's like novel or cute.
Speaker 3: Right, But you'll go to like a haunted house, like.
Speaker 2: Like a silly one where I know adults are being
Speaker 2: paid minimum wage to hide around a corner with chainsaws
Speaker 2: that don't work properly.
Speaker 3: Because I went to one of those. Me and my
Speaker 3: girl went to one of those over at Halloween and
Speaker 3: that was fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's a good time.
Speaker 3: I was like, they try to play me, They try
Speaker 3: to play me a little bit. What happened? Man? So
Speaker 3: we went to the haunted house and then there was
Speaker 3: like if you pay like an extra, They like, take
Speaker 3: you to a secret bar in there and give you
Speaker 3: a shot during the Haunted House. Oh so we went.
Speaker 3: We went, and we went to the secret bar and
Speaker 3: this nigga bro he was pouring drinks and he poured
Speaker 3: my girl on. He poured me when he was like,
Speaker 3: he looks scared of how I'm not scared though. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he thought he could cook you a little bit.
Speaker 3: He was trying to cook me. Yeah. Oh, she looks
Speaker 3: like he was scared of up. I I's the children's playhouse.
Speaker 2: I look like I'm not about to tipyo ass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I look like I don't work at the fucking
Speaker 3: fucking hearted House because I can't make child support. That's
Speaker 3: what I look like. I look like I fucking took
Speaker 3: an uber black. Here, you broke boys.
Speaker 2: I didn't Rove say why why are you taking uber blacks.
Speaker 3: I've actually never taken an uber black. I was trying
Speaker 3: to impress you guys.
Speaker 2: No it worked, I thought, But no, I I try
Speaker 2: not to mess around with sort of like dark spirits
Speaker 2: and ghosts and all kinds of things out of fear
Speaker 2: that I do think it welcomes some of that into
Speaker 2: your world. That like if you go seeking that shit,
Speaker 2: you will find something. Even if that's something you find,
Speaker 2: it's just made up in your own head. And so
Speaker 2: in that way, I recognize what she's saying to simply
Speaker 2: mean like, seek it and you shall find it in
Speaker 2: both good and bad ways. Now, why the fuck yoga
Speaker 2: is her her passion for where Satan is lurking? I
Speaker 2: have no idea.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'm gonna say. Yep, this is having lived.
Speaker 3: I've lived among the woos. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I lived in San Francisco, Big Witch Country, Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: Also Big Witch Country. If you're far away and you
Speaker 3: don't quite know, I understand how these yoga ladies and
Speaker 3: men could seem like they were into some evil shit.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what I mean, just like glancing and
Speaker 3: being like, what are they doing over here? They're dressed
Speaker 3: all wacky, they're burning sage and shit like it could
Speaker 3: feel like some witchcraft for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I will say that that to that point with dog
Speaker 2: that that ain't doggy style.
Speaker 3: I know you that when I come from dogs stand up.
Speaker 2: Right, they shake your hand like like a man.
Speaker 3: If you and I.
Speaker 2: Will say that to that point, A lot of what
Speaker 2: yoga is in America is just a sort of like
Speaker 2: cherry picking of other people's cultural identities and like their
Speaker 2: actual spirituality. And so in that way it does feel
Speaker 2: like sort of a false manipulation of spirituality, right that,
Speaker 2: Like the ship that we recognize as yoga is not
Speaker 2: what they were doing when Indians invented the ship, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, It's just some some shit that
Speaker 2: like some white women took and then like decided to
Speaker 2: take some words and leave some words behind in certain poses, yes,
Speaker 2: certain ones.
Speaker 3: Know.
Speaker 2: I think that that is not not sort of like
Speaker 2: fucking around with spirituality in a in a messed up way.
Speaker 3: I think it does lead to this whole idea of
Speaker 3: like that's why I don't like people when they say
Speaker 3: they're just I'm spiritual, because it's like pick a discipline, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what, you gotta commit commit to something you're
Speaker 3: loosey goosey, then you might as well just be agnostic,
Speaker 3: Like what does that mean? I think this could be
Speaker 3: true and that you need rules. There needs to be
Speaker 3: some sort of rules. It is.
Speaker 2: It is the one part of the Bible more than
Speaker 2: any other part that I think I most connect with
Speaker 2: where it talks about God not wanting you to be lukewarm.
Speaker 2: That like, a lukewarm person is maybe the worst person
Speaker 2: you could be. That you got to be hot or cold.
Speaker 2: Either believe in something or don't believe in something, but
Speaker 2: like kind of fucking around in the middle is like
Speaker 2: dang terous and frankly just condescending to the fundamentals of
Speaker 2: the actual belief.
Speaker 3: Don't stand for anything for something, Yeah, don't stand for something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't get it right for me twice. You
Speaker 2: can't fool me again.
Speaker 3: I'd rather live on my feet than stand on my knees.
Speaker 2: I was getting some head, some head.
Speaker 3: Not if you buck.
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Speaker 2: I think you gotta believe in something. And so for
Speaker 2: Aliah's grandmother, I think in some ways she's like, well,
Speaker 2: these people are being lukewarm spiritual, sort of like cherry pickers,
Speaker 2: and I don't like that, and that seems like that's
Speaker 2: of the devil, that is of Satan, and so I rejected, all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's reasonable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't agree per se that like Eliah,
Speaker 2: if it makes you feel better, I think you can
Speaker 2: do as much yoga as you want. I don't think
Speaker 2: the devil sitting on a mat being like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I think that that's exactly what I think he's doing.
Speaker 2: I think he's hanging out in yoga studios.
Speaker 3: I think he's just watching ladies bendover.
Speaker 2: That's the case. You're only selling me on the devil.
Speaker 3: I think he's got a toothpick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Oh, somebody's limba.
Speaker 3: Looks at child's po probably should don't.
Speaker 2: Look like no child to me, like like grown woman
Speaker 2: posed like how woman sposed to be maybe that's what
Speaker 2: the devil is doing. And if that's the case, I
Speaker 2: think more of us should be worshiping the devil because
Speaker 2: he sounds like a cool guy and I'm into him.
Speaker 3: Is gone full three six, I'm sucking it up now.
Speaker 2: I did a spin move?
Speaker 3: Have you ever done a spin on the dance floor?
Speaker 2: When I was a when I was in high school,
Speaker 2: I was a dancing ass kid, and so yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Used to do.
Speaker 2: I used to do, and now as an adult, I
Speaker 2: couldn't possibly. I can't even imagine attempting it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't imagine. That would be crazy.
Speaker 2: It would be cool, it would it would be cool.
Speaker 2: But you know, I live with a constant fear that
Speaker 2: it won't work.
Speaker 3: Now. It doesn't Like if you try to commit to
Speaker 3: a spin and it doesn't work, Yeah, that'd be bad.
Speaker 3: It's you're dancing with your wife or something.
Speaker 2: It can only ruin my family.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: Is it? Do you worry that you would fall down?
Speaker 2: I worry about it all. I worry that that I
Speaker 2: would fall down. I worry that I don't even make
Speaker 2: it the full three sixty and and now I'm just
Speaker 2: a dude who tried something and it failed, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like, there's just so much vulnerability and
Speaker 2: when people are counting on you that.
Speaker 3: You how you feel about the dance floot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like there's my figers counting on me.
Speaker 3: Man, my baby needs me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my baby just needs me to keep being consistent.
Speaker 2: I can't. And now and now I could go viral.
Speaker 2: Imagine imagine your father going viral because he tried to
Speaker 2: do a spin move and it didn't work.
Speaker 3: The jfl after already come on.
Speaker 2: And now everybody's like, bro, and my daughter's going to
Speaker 2: school and they're making fun of her because because your
Speaker 2: father failed.
Speaker 3: That's that's fair.
Speaker 2: People are counting on me. I can't risk it.
Speaker 3: No, I listen. I also am conservative on the dance floor,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I'm a Biden in the streets,
Speaker 3: but I'm a Trump in the.
Speaker 2: Ship there there that there was that run where where
Speaker 2: that those kids were doing that sideways moonwalk that like
Speaker 2: airwalk ship.
Speaker 3: Oh the usher Usher is the first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, not that sideways moonwalk, that one I
Speaker 2: learned to do when I was in high school. I
Speaker 2: could still do that ship, But do you still do
Speaker 2: that now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I could still do this side. Would you would you
Speaker 2: take that out under the right circumstances in a safe environment,
Speaker 2: I'll say I'll pull that up.
Speaker 3: The funny you should say that we're doing a live
Speaker 3: My mama told me May fifth at the comedy store.
Speaker 3: It's my birthday, Come on out. The one thing like
Speaker 3: me for my birthday. A sidewalk moonwalk on side.
Speaker 2: The sidewalk move, walk onto.
Speaker 3: That stage, buy tickets.
Speaker 2: A sidewalk moon walk walk. Yeah, I I'm talking about
Speaker 2: that ship where where you're like they're like skipping sideway.
Speaker 3: Oh, that one's fun. Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 2: The amount of times I practiced that alone in my
Speaker 2: home and realized, like, I don't think I'm in a
Speaker 2: position to take this into a public space and be successful.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, because that one seems easier than the sideways move.
Speaker 3: It is not.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's just so unnatural to the way that
Speaker 2: I move that I don't think I've ever figured out
Speaker 2: a way to make it not look like, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just you look gumpy and fucking weird, or you look awesome.
Speaker 2: And I don't know that I ever looked awesome, So
Speaker 2: I chose never to bring it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried to learn the sneeze on the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just gotta you gotta realize, like these l's
Speaker 2: are not worth taking after a while. When I was
Speaker 2: when I was fifteen, if I didn't do a move, good, So.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, what are the repercussions here?
Speaker 3: Wait? Can I ask you a series question? Yeah? Have
Speaker 3: you ever been in a dance battle?
Speaker 2: I'm in in many a dance battle. Yeah, this might
Speaker 2: be its own episode. Okay, do you have footage? I
Speaker 2: hope not. I hope there's no lingering footage of any
Speaker 2: dance battles I was in. I pre you know, thank god,
Speaker 2: I think we predated camera phones.
Speaker 3: What was the group called?
Speaker 2: Uh No, I wasn't in like group dance battles. I
Speaker 2: was like dance battles at like parties and shit, oh
Speaker 2: excuse me, that would be way lane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, excuse me.
Speaker 2: I wasn't assembling.
Speaker 3: I wasn't in a group.
Speaker 2: I was rogue.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was a fucking highlander. Baby.
Speaker 3: Did you have a dance name?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't have a fucking dance name. I was
Speaker 2: just a cool dude who at a party. If a
Speaker 2: circle happened, I would pop in the middle, and then
Speaker 2: another dude. There was this kid in my high school
Speaker 2: named Dom Parry Young. I wish I was making this
Speaker 2: up specific to be a lot. Don Barryon. He would constantly,
Speaker 2: you know, the circle would happen and he would get
Speaker 2: in and he'd be popping and ship, and then I
Speaker 2: would get in and I would popping me and Don
Speaker 2: would go back and forth popping. Uh damn, I don't
Speaker 2: think so. I don't think I ever had the flexibility
Speaker 2: for doing back bends and ship. But I ate his
Speaker 2: heart sometimes. Yeah, I'd eat his heart. I pop from
Speaker 2: the bottom and passed enough and go back down and
Speaker 2: snatch his heart and and put it in my own chap.
Speaker 3: Wow, you're a wild guy. Nah, I lived a life man. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's very interesting. We'll get more into that.
Speaker 2: We'll get more into that.
Speaker 3: Do you have pictures?
Speaker 2: I hope, David, I hope there's no documentation of this
Speaker 2: period in my life.
Speaker 3: Will Mama's if you guys could, let's see if I'm
Speaker 3: hoping we could find someone who battled you. If you
Speaker 3: guys know Dom, y'all and he's in the Chicago Land area,
Speaker 3: I don't think anyway, Please, we gotta get him on.
Speaker 3: We gotta get him on. I would love to hear
Speaker 3: an oral history of these.
Speaker 2: Don was a great dancer, man. I don't know that
Speaker 2: I want any of the You know, I wouldn't call
Speaker 2: myself the champion of those battles, but he I was.
Speaker 2: I was honored to be a participan.
Speaker 3: But you got in the ring, you know.
Speaker 2: I got in the ring. You got But yeah, I
Speaker 2: think too the larger question at hand, I fear the
Speaker 2: evil spirits enough that I am willing to cut myself
Speaker 2: off from certain activities. And I recognize that if you
Speaker 2: are a a stringent, God fearing woman so much so
Speaker 2: that you're willing to join the Jehovah's witnesses later in life,
Speaker 2: then you probably are afraid of a lot of things
Speaker 2: that seem vaguely spiritual, I e. Yoga and poses and whatnot. Beads, beads, sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: white women with sage. That's not a good combination. Come on,
Speaker 2: get it, get that jade out of your goddamn vaginas
Speaker 2: and and put it back in the earth where it belongs.
Speaker 2: Ta that's the name of the episode. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2: I think we covered it all. Do you to tell
Speaker 2: the people where they can find you and what cool
Speaker 2: shit you have going on?
Speaker 3: Cool guy jokes Efty seven on Instagram. All my stuff
Speaker 3: is gonna be there. I'm gearing up to figure out
Speaker 3: my summer dates and some of my fall dates. Sunday,
Speaker 3: May fifth, Los Angeles, My birthday, by the way, my birthday.
Speaker 3: If you go, David, come on, if you guys want
Speaker 3: to come out to a live show, We're gonna be
Speaker 3: at the Comedy Store seven pm. Let's sell that bitch
Speaker 3: out for my birthday. Langston's gonna sidewalk moon.
Speaker 2: Walk sideways and you keep saying sidewalk.
Speaker 3: Fucking it up. I'll probably have a cool hat or something,
Speaker 3: probably have some great guests. But let's yeah, come out.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a lot of fun. You're so lucky,
Speaker 3: la Yeah, and it's it's cool. It's a part of
Speaker 3: the Netflix as a Joke festival.
Speaker 2: We're very honored that they would let us come fuck
Speaker 2: around in the festival and it's gonna be cool. So yeah,
Speaker 2: so please come out May fifth.
Speaker 3: If you're thinking about it, fly in. I don't give
Speaker 3: you ship. Fly in. We'll take a picture with you.
Speaker 2: That's not our business.
Speaker 3: How from Dallas is coming?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: He's flying in everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's out, but yeah, that's not our business how
Speaker 2: you get there, And we know we will not reimburse
Speaker 2: you or make it worth the money, but certainly we'd
Speaker 2: appreciate you being there.
Speaker 3: Quite honestly, we might not even make eye contact like.
Speaker 2: It was gross. You smell like out of town. But yeah,
Speaker 2: as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman on
Speaker 2: all social media platforms.
Speaker 3: I be there.
Speaker 2: I don't be doing nothing, but i'd be there. And
Speaker 2: if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories,
Speaker 2: if you want to send us your drops, if you
Speaker 2: want to track down Dom Parren Young, send it all
Speaker 2: to my mama pod at gmail dot com. We would
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