Speaker 1: Well, coming up at the top of the hour, right
Speaker 1: about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 1: The subject he doesn't like different types of cookies. We'll
Speaker 1: get into that in just a little bit. For a minute, man,
Speaker 1: ain't nothing, but right now the nephew is in the
Speaker 1: building because it is time for today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What's you guy for us? You know, before we do that,
Speaker 1: I got think about this. Why while we run this prank,
Speaker 1: I got to take Jackie somewhere in Vegas. I need
Speaker 1: a nice restaurant, nice romantic evening. Think about that while
Speaker 1: run this prank. Alright, this right here is Ms Fade
Speaker 1: Allen's drug test. Miss Faye Allen's drug test. Let's go. Hello. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Faye place. This is Hello.
Speaker 1: This is Officer Rodgers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen,
Speaker 1: Now you have been in UH on probation for a
Speaker 1: little over a year now, all right, faith, Now you're
Speaker 1: supposed to be serving two years probation. All right, now
Speaker 1: I'm giving you a call actually bringing you a bit
Speaker 1: of bad news. And I hate to do this, but
Speaker 1: you you came in for a couple um, a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago and did a did a drug test?
Speaker 1: Am I right? All right now, I don't I hate
Speaker 1: to bring you some bad news, but the actual drug
Speaker 1: test that you took has come back positive. That's a lot.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. That's a Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Now,
Speaker 1: you came in a couple of weeks ago, you took
Speaker 1: a drug test. This drug test is actually come in positive.
Speaker 1: Now what I want to say to use this You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to actually hold on a second. I either
Speaker 1: need you to come into me or I don't, And
Speaker 1: I don't want to save the embarrassment of having to
Speaker 1: send a car out to pick you up. Now, not
Speaker 1: embarrassments you're talking about, sir. I gave you some was good, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Right now, I got you have a positive drug Tell
Speaker 1: you have you you you come up positive? Man, Now
Speaker 1: you gotta we used the one that you brought us
Speaker 1: now must have been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, sir.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir, but I wouldn't have gave you a
Speaker 1: bad year. And it just wouldn't me, ma'am. I don't
Speaker 1: want to have it back to jail. I don't even
Speaker 1: know why you would call me with this nonsense. I
Speaker 1: got children. I'm trying to do right. I don't know
Speaker 1: why you would call me. I wouldn't have game. You
Speaker 1: know bad. That's not me, saud fly ma'am you have
Speaker 1: to come in and do another three months now, oh, sir,
Speaker 1: can come pick me up. I can tell you right now.
Speaker 1: I can ple in your hand if you want me to. Ma'am,
Speaker 1: your your yearine has come back positive of drugs. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know any other way to explain
Speaker 1: it to you. You've been actually evidently using drugs again, sir,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs.
Speaker 1: I've been cleaned for a year and some months. Now
Speaker 1: you got the wrong. That's not my How do you
Speaker 1: telling you that? How do you know it's not yours? Ma'am?
Speaker 1: It's got your name on the lid. Everything you have
Speaker 1: come back positive whatever dinnly you put your name on it,
Speaker 1: because that ain't came back, would have came back good.
Speaker 1: You can't tell me and tell me I gave you
Speaker 1: some man? Can me and tell me that that's a negative, sir,
Speaker 1: that's a double negative. It's not a double negative, it's
Speaker 1: a double positive, you've actually come back positive? Say he
Speaker 1: has written here on the actual cup. Fake. No, No,
Speaker 1: we don't have more than one faith. You're the only
Speaker 1: thing I've actually double checked out myself. You need to
Speaker 1: either come in or we got to come out and
Speaker 1: all you're behind in here. Well, I need you to
Speaker 1: come right now, cause I got some right now, right now.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to tell me that if I come
Speaker 1: and pick you up and tell your YearIn now, your
Speaker 1: YearIn is gonna come up negative? Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that you're up terrible positive with that,
Speaker 1: my yearine is gonna come up negative? Ma'am. I hate
Speaker 1: to I don't want to come out all year in
Speaker 1: front of your family, but you're actually gonna be coming
Speaker 1: in and you're gonna do three months. That's all I
Speaker 1: can tell you. You've got confident. You got the wrong
Speaker 1: saying hellnor you got the wrong. It's one of the two.
Speaker 1: Might be both you got the wrong, you got the wrong, fake.
Speaker 1: I'm letting you positive positive. I'm trying to tell you
Speaker 1: I got kids, man, I ain't had no positive. Listen, ma'am,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you one more time. You either want to
Speaker 1: come in or want me to come and get you.
Speaker 1: What's one? Let me tell you what I want you
Speaker 1: to do. I want you to find out who you have,
Speaker 1: because that ain't money. Don't know. I'm gonna tell me
Speaker 1: nothing about you got some some that that is not good.
Speaker 1: I gave you some good times. I got to y'all.
Speaker 1: Y'all keep picking up people, soft, fair kills and folks
Speaker 1: y'all had me says time miss my children. Now I'm
Speaker 1: I mean giving you good and you say I want
Speaker 1: to with me, I'm dad. I ain't getting a bed.
Speaker 1: I'm calling no more like that. And well is my
Speaker 1: probation office? You say your name is? My name is
Speaker 1: Officer Rogers. I don't know Officer Rogers. Like I said,
Speaker 1: you might be the reason why it came back past.
Speaker 1: You might be the reason I need to speak with Mr.
Speaker 1: That's my probation officers. Now I have clean at all time. Mr.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be calling me. I should be calling you
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna ever dently. I'm gonna have to come
Speaker 1: down the hall you're behind in myself where you can
Speaker 1: bring your song. And when you call me to bring
Speaker 1: Mr with you here and let you know I have
Speaker 1: no ties of you can come to my job. I
Speaker 1: got you got let me know what. There's one more
Speaker 1: There's one more thing that I need to bring you.
Speaker 1: All right now, I got one more thing I need
Speaker 1: to say to you. Are you listening to me? What
Speaker 1: is it? Sir? This is Nephew timing from the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pregned by your sister Alan.
Speaker 1: I know one thing. I'll played too much. I'll play
Speaker 1: too much. But I'm coming to give him Mr Roger.
Speaker 1: She gonna get out of me thinking I was doing
Speaker 1: didn't know about it like this? Okay for you, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm nervous. It's your sister. She putting me
Speaker 1: up to it. Baby. Well, when you ever see her,
Speaker 1: you see what she looked like. I'm gonna be the
Speaker 1: hell out. I got one more question for your baby.
Speaker 1: You got to tell me this. What is the baddest
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,
Speaker 1: the st stupid at its best, the Nephew. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna let you down. I'm promising when you're tune in
Speaker 1: in the morning from six to ten or five to nine,
Speaker 1: depending on where you are, I promise you stupid would
Speaker 1: be here for four hours all right before I had
Speaker 1: to prank, asked, I want some way I can take
Speaker 1: Jackie out in Vegas like a nice The Prime has
Speaker 1: always been one of my favorite places in Vegas, downstairs
Speaker 1: in the Bellagio. Also, The Wind has a really really
Speaker 1: nice top of the line restaurant with like a laser
Speaker 1: show outside of it, not the fountains, a different type
Speaker 1: of laser show that they out. Huh, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Is it called Lakeside Fantastic girl? Sure, let's
Speaker 1: stop Jesus. It's in the Wind. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know the name of it. But they have nice little
Speaker 1: laser shows that restaurant. It's nice. I very rarely take
Speaker 1: Marjorie to Vegas anymore because I go out there to
Speaker 1: gamble hard, and all my meals is at the twenty
Speaker 1: four hour restaurant breakfast. I'm not having any of that.
Speaker 1: I ain't got no time for this here. I got
Speaker 1: to eat and get back out here. She wants to
Speaker 1: see shows, want well, Margie don't want to go shows,
Speaker 1: but she don't like losing, and that's her problem. Man,
Speaker 1: Margine losing two hundred dollars oh she she mad at
Speaker 1: the dealer, the machine. I'm done too with her. That
Speaker 1: I am done. I'm playing some roulette though, that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm doing that. Yeah, Vegas is open, baby,
Speaker 1: it's back open. Yeah, you're going to see ersha Usan ersha.
Speaker 1: Oh they got a no booze out that timming Nobles
Speaker 1: and it got a Nobles hot dude. All right, all right, well,
Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up next, Strawberry letter. He doesn't
Speaker 1: like different types of cookies. We'll get into that right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the name Harvey Morning Show.