WEBVTT - Faye Allen Drug Test

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<v Speaker 1>Well, coming up at the top of the hour, right

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<v Speaker 1>about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

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<v Speaker 1>The subject he doesn't like different types of cookies. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into that in just a little bit. For a minute, man,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't nothing, but right now the nephew is in the

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<v Speaker 1>building because it is time for today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What's you guy for us? You know, before we do that,

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<v Speaker 1>I got think about this. Why while we run this prank,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to take Jackie somewhere in Vegas. I need

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<v Speaker 1>a nice restaurant, nice romantic evening. Think about that while

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<v Speaker 1>run this prank. Alright, this right here is Ms Fade

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<v Speaker 1>Allen's drug test. Miss Faye Allen's drug test. Let's go. Hello. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach a Faye place. This is Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Officer Rodgers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>Now you have been in UH on probation for a

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<v Speaker 1>little over a year now, all right, faith, Now you're

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be serving two years probation. All right, now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving you a call actually bringing you a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of bad news. And I hate to do this, but

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<v Speaker 1>you you came in for a couple um, a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks ago and did a did a drug test?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I right? All right now, I don't I hate

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<v Speaker 1>to bring you some bad news, but the actual drug

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<v Speaker 1>test that you took has come back positive. That's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot. That's a Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>you came in a couple of weeks ago, you took

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<v Speaker 1>a drug test. This drug test is actually come in positive.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what I want to say to use this You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to actually hold on a second. I either

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<v Speaker 1>need you to come into me or I don't, And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to save the embarrassment of having to

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<v Speaker 1>send a car out to pick you up. Now, not

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassments you're talking about, sir. I gave you some was good, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, I got you have a positive drug Tell

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<v Speaker 1>you have you you you come up positive? Man, Now

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta we used the one that you brought us

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<v Speaker 1>now must have been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, sir, but I wouldn't have gave you a

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<v Speaker 1>bad year. And it just wouldn't me, ma'am. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to have it back to jail. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know why you would call me with this nonsense. I

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<v Speaker 1>got children. I'm trying to do right. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why you would call me. I wouldn't have game. You

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<v Speaker 1>know bad. That's not me, saud fly ma'am you have

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<v Speaker 1>to come in and do another three months now, oh, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>can come pick me up. I can tell you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I can ple in your hand if you want me to. Ma'am,

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<v Speaker 1>your your yearine has come back positive of drugs. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know any other way to explain

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<v Speaker 1>it to you. You've been actually evidently using drugs again, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been cleaned for a year and some months. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you got the wrong. That's not my How do you

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<v Speaker 1>telling you that? How do you know it's not yours? Ma'am?

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<v Speaker 1>It's got your name on the lid. Everything you have

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<v Speaker 1>come back positive whatever dinnly you put your name on it,

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<v Speaker 1>because that ain't came back, would have came back good.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't tell me and tell me I gave you

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<v Speaker 1>some man? Can me and tell me that that's a negative, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a double negative. It's not a double negative, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a double positive, you've actually come back positive? Say he

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<v Speaker 1>has written here on the actual cup. Fake. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have more than one faith. You're the only

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<v Speaker 1>thing I've actually double checked out myself. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>either come in or we got to come out and

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<v Speaker 1>all you're behind in here. Well, I need you to

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<v Speaker 1>come right now, cause I got some right now, right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to tell me that if I come

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<v Speaker 1>and pick you up and tell your YearIn now, your

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<v Speaker 1>YearIn is gonna come up negative? Is that what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you that you're up terrible positive with that,

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<v Speaker 1>my yearine is gonna come up negative? Ma'am. I hate

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<v Speaker 1>to I don't want to come out all year in

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<v Speaker 1>front of your family, but you're actually gonna be coming

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<v Speaker 1>in and you're gonna do three months. That's all I

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<v Speaker 1>can tell you. You've got confident. You got the wrong

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<v Speaker 1>saying hellnor you got the wrong. It's one of the two.

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<v Speaker 1>Might be both you got the wrong, you got the wrong, fake.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm letting you positive positive. I'm trying to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>I got kids, man, I ain't had no positive. Listen, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you one more time. You either want to

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<v Speaker 1>come in or want me to come and get you.

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<v Speaker 1>What's one? Let me tell you what I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to do. I want you to find out who you have,

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<v Speaker 1>because that ain't money. Don't know. I'm gonna tell me

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<v Speaker 1>nothing about you got some some that that is not good.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave you some good times. I got to y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all keep picking up people, soft, fair kills and folks

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<v Speaker 1>y'all had me says time miss my children. Now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I mean giving you good and you say I want

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<v Speaker 1>to with me, I'm dad. I ain't getting a bed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling no more like that. And well is my

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<v Speaker 1>probation office? You say your name is? My name is

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<v Speaker 1>Officer Rogers. I don't know Officer Rogers. Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you might be the reason why it came back past.

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<v Speaker 1>You might be the reason I need to speak with Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my probation officers. Now I have clean at all time. Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't be calling me. I should be calling you

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm gonna ever dently. I'm gonna have to come

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<v Speaker 1>down the hall you're behind in myself where you can

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<v Speaker 1>bring your song. And when you call me to bring

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<v Speaker 1>Mr with you here and let you know I have

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<v Speaker 1>no ties of you can come to my job. I

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<v Speaker 1>got you got let me know what. There's one more

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<v Speaker 1>There's one more thing that I need to bring you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right now, I got one more thing I need

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<v Speaker 1>to say to you. Are you listening to me? What

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Sir? This is Nephew timing from the Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning Show. You just got pregned by your sister Alan.

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<v Speaker 1>I know one thing. I'll played too much. I'll play

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<v Speaker 1>too much. But I'm coming to give him Mr Roger.

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<v Speaker 1>She gonna get out of me thinking I was doing

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know about it like this? Okay for you, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm nervous. It's your sister. She putting me

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<v Speaker 1>up to it. Baby. Well, when you ever see her,

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<v Speaker 1>you see what she looked like. I'm gonna be the

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<v Speaker 1>hell out. I got one more question for your baby.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to tell me this. What is the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,

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<v Speaker 1>the st stupid at its best, the Nephew. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna let you down. I'm promising when you're tune in

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning from six to ten or five to nine,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on where you are, I promise you stupid would

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<v Speaker 1>be here for four hours all right before I had

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<v Speaker 1>to prank, asked, I want some way I can take

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie out in Vegas like a nice The Prime has

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<v Speaker 1>always been one of my favorite places in Vegas, downstairs

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<v Speaker 1>in the Bellagio. Also, The Wind has a really really

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<v Speaker 1>nice top of the line restaurant with like a laser

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<v Speaker 1>show outside of it, not the fountains, a different type

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<v Speaker 1>of laser show that they out. Huh, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? Is it called Lakeside Fantastic girl? Sure, let's

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<v Speaker 1>stop Jesus. It's in the Wind. I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know the name of it. But they have nice little

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<v Speaker 1>laser shows that restaurant. It's nice. I very rarely take

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<v Speaker 1>Marjorie to Vegas anymore because I go out there to

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<v Speaker 1>gamble hard, and all my meals is at the twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four hour restaurant breakfast. I'm not having any of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't got no time for this here. I got

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<v Speaker 1>to eat and get back out here. She wants to

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<v Speaker 1>see shows, want well, Margie don't want to go shows,

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<v Speaker 1>but she don't like losing, and that's her problem. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Margine losing two hundred dollars oh she she mad at

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<v Speaker 1>the dealer, the machine. I'm done too with her. That

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<v Speaker 1>I am done. I'm playing some roulette though, that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do. I'm doing that. Yeah, Vegas is open, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>it's back open. Yeah, you're going to see ersha Usan ersha.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they got a no booze out that timming Nobles

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<v Speaker 1>and it got a Nobles hot dude. All right, all right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, nephew. Coming up next, Strawberry letter. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>like different types of cookies. We'll get into that right

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<v Speaker 1>after this. You're listening to the name Harvey Morning Show.