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Speaker 1: Well, coming up at the top of the hour, right

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Speaker 1: about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

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Speaker 1: The subject he doesn't like different types of cookies. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that in just a little bit. For a minute, man,

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Speaker 1: ain't nothing, but right now the nephew is in the

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Speaker 1: building because it is time for today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What's you guy for us? You know, before we do that,

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Speaker 1: I got think about this. Why while we run this prank,

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Speaker 1: I got to take Jackie somewhere in Vegas. I need

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Speaker 1: a nice restaurant, nice romantic evening. Think about that while

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Speaker 1: run this prank. Alright, this right here is Ms Fade

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Speaker 1: Allen's drug test. Miss Faye Allen's drug test. Let's go. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Faye place. This is Hello.

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Speaker 1: This is Officer Rodgers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen,

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Speaker 1: Now you have been in UH on probation for a

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Speaker 1: little over a year now, all right, faith, Now you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to be serving two years probation. All right, now

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Speaker 1: I'm giving you a call actually bringing you a bit

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Speaker 1: of bad news. And I hate to do this, but

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Speaker 1: you you came in for a couple um, a couple

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Speaker 1: of weeks ago and did a did a drug test?

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Speaker 1: Am I right? All right now, I don't I hate

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Speaker 1: to bring you some bad news, but the actual drug

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Speaker 1: test that you took has come back positive. That's a lot.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot. That's a Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Now,

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Speaker 1: you came in a couple of weeks ago, you took

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Speaker 1: a drug test. This drug test is actually come in positive.

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Speaker 1: Now what I want to say to use this You're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to actually hold on a second. I either

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Speaker 1: I don't want to save the embarrassment of having to

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Speaker 1: send a car out to pick you up. Now, not

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Speaker 1: embarrassments you're talking about, sir. I gave you some was good, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I got you have a positive drug Tell

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Speaker 1: you have you you you come up positive? Man, Now

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Speaker 1: you gotta we used the one that you brought us

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Speaker 1: now must have been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir, but I wouldn't have gave you a

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Speaker 1: bad year. And it just wouldn't me, ma'am. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to have it back to jail. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know why you would call me with this nonsense. I

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Speaker 1: got children. I'm trying to do right. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you would call me. I wouldn't have game. You

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Speaker 1: know bad. That's not me, saud fly ma'am you have

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Speaker 1: to come in and do another three months now, oh, sir,

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Speaker 1: can come pick me up. I can tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: I can ple in your hand if you want me to. Ma'am,

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Speaker 1: your your yearine has come back positive of drugs. Now,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know any other way to explain

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Speaker 1: it to you. You've been actually evidently using drugs again, sir,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs.

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Speaker 1: I've been cleaned for a year and some months. Now

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Speaker 1: you got the wrong. That's not my How do you

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Speaker 1: telling you that? How do you know it's not yours? Ma'am?

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Speaker 1: It's got your name on the lid. Everything you have

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Speaker 1: come back positive whatever dinnly you put your name on it,

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Speaker 1: because that ain't came back, would have came back good.

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Speaker 1: You can't tell me and tell me I gave you

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Speaker 1: some man? Can me and tell me that that's a negative, sir,

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Speaker 1: that's a double negative. It's not a double negative, it's

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Speaker 1: a double positive, you've actually come back positive? Say he

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Speaker 1: has written here on the actual cup. Fake. No, No,

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Speaker 1: we don't have more than one faith. You're the only

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Speaker 1: thing I've actually double checked out myself. You need to

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Speaker 1: all you're behind in here. Well, I need you to

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to tell me that if I come

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you that you're up terrible positive with that,

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Speaker 1: I got kids, man, I ain't had no positive. Listen, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: What's one? Let me tell you what I want you

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Speaker 1: because that ain't money. Don't know. I'm gonna tell me

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Speaker 1: nothing about you got some some that that is not good.

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Speaker 1: I gave you some good times. I got to y'all.

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Speaker 1: Y'all keep picking up people, soft, fair kills and folks

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Speaker 1: y'all had me says time miss my children. Now I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm calling no more like that. And well is my

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Speaker 1: probation office? You say your name is? My name is

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Speaker 1: Officer Rogers. I don't know Officer Rogers. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: you might be the reason why it came back past.

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Speaker 1: You might be the reason I need to speak with Mr.

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Speaker 1: That's my probation officers. Now I have clean at all time. Mr.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be calling me. I should be calling you

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Speaker 1: because I'm gonna ever dently. I'm gonna have to come

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Speaker 1: got you got let me know what. There's one more

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Speaker 1: There's one more thing that I need to bring you.

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Speaker 1: All right now, I got one more thing I need

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Speaker 1: to say to you. Are you listening to me? What

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Speaker 1: is it? Sir? This is Nephew timing from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pregned by your sister Alan.

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Speaker 1: I know one thing. I'll played too much. I'll play

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Speaker 1: too much. But I'm coming to give him Mr Roger.

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Speaker 1: She gonna get out of me thinking I was doing

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Speaker 1: didn't know about it like this? Okay for you, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm nervous. It's your sister. She putting me

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Speaker 1: up to it. Baby. Well, when you ever see her,

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Speaker 1: you see what she looked like. I'm gonna be the

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Speaker 1: hell out. I got one more question for your baby.

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Speaker 1: You got to tell me this. What is the baddest

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,

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Speaker 1: the st stupid at its best, the Nephew. I'm not

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Speaker 1: to prank, asked, I want some way I can take

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Speaker 1: Jackie out in Vegas like a nice The Prime has

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Speaker 1: always been one of my favorite places in Vegas, downstairs

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Speaker 1: in the Bellagio. Also, The Wind has a really really

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Speaker 1: nice top of the line restaurant with like a laser

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Speaker 1: show outside of it, not the fountains, a different type

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Speaker 1: of laser show that they out. Huh, what are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Is it called Lakeside Fantastic girl? Sure, let's

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Speaker 1: stop Jesus. It's in the Wind. I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: Marjorie to Vegas anymore because I go out there to

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Speaker 1: four hour restaurant breakfast. I'm not having any of that.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got no time for this here. I got

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Speaker 1: see shows, want well, Margie don't want to go shows,

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Speaker 1: but she don't like losing, and that's her problem. Man,

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Speaker 1: Margine losing two hundred dollars oh she she mad at

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Speaker 1: the dealer, the machine. I'm done too with her. That

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Speaker 1: I am done. I'm playing some roulette though, that I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm doing that. Yeah, Vegas is open, baby,

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Speaker 1: it's back open. Yeah, you're going to see ersha Usan ersha.

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Speaker 1: Oh they got a no booze out that timming Nobles

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Speaker 1: and it got a Nobles hot dude. All right, all right, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up next, Strawberry letter. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: like different types of cookies. We'll get into that right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the name Harvey Morning Show.