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Speaker 2: L a a single McDonald's Jackson. Other than that, like

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Speaker 2: southern California, I could probably find some stuff. But like lay.

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Speaker 3: I told y'all, when you know, sharn I got married,

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Speaker 3: we did that road trip looking for a place to

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Speaker 3: move to, and everyone was telling us we were really

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Speaker 3: gonna like Portland and uh and we really liked Seattle,

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Speaker 3: uh and like the Pacific Northwest is beautiful.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff that like about it. But

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Speaker 2: Portland we were like, this is not our kind of

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Speaker 2: white person. Like yeah, we.

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Speaker 3: Were like this is I mean, like I get it,

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Speaker 3: like if you're into like you know, like our brother

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Speaker 3: went to Berkeley. My brother went to Berkeley. We like,

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Speaker 3: you know, that type of white person to an extent.

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Speaker 3: But it was like being in a whole community full

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Speaker 3: of the farmers market was like.

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Speaker 2: We're cool Portland.

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Speaker 4: Portland is like the whitest city in the country, like

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Speaker 4: like like the whitest substantially sized city like over like

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Speaker 4: one hundred thousand people or so right, you mean.

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Speaker 3: Demographically, Yeah, also like by color, like the palest.

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Speaker 2: That's a Northwest problem at large, you know, not a

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Speaker 2: lot of sunlight.

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Speaker 3: But Seattle because it's like Asian people and Samoan people,

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Speaker 3: and also there's like a big black community in Seattle.

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Speaker 3: Seattle's are very different than Portland. It was like and

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Speaker 3: there's just something. I mean, I'm sorry to people who

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Speaker 3: live in Portland.

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Speaker 1: This is a mean thing to say.

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Speaker 3: There's something just a little creepy, like they just kind

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Speaker 3: of like the way people move is.

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Speaker 2: Almost like they're they're pretending to be ghosts.

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Speaker 3: Like they just kind of like float, you know, like

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Speaker 3: like when people would come up and talk to you,

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Speaker 3: they just kind of like hover towards you.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, we just we didn't get great vibes.

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Speaker 4: It's like they're looking through you into you when they're

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Speaker 4: talking to you. You know what I mean, It's like

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Speaker 4: like they're talking to your soul. Nigga is the only

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Speaker 4: place I've gone out of town. And it hit the movies,

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Speaker 4: and we hit the movies twice. Were just like we're

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Speaker 4: not here, you know, I mean I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I mean it wasn't.

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Speaker 2: The worst worst worst place I've been. But it wasn't

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Speaker 2: we we liked a lot of stuff about it.

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Speaker 3: It was just like when when we left, like we

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Speaker 3: could always tell the like we enjoyed almost everywhere we went,

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Speaker 3: but we could tell how we felt on a gut

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Speaker 3: level by it by how much.

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Speaker 2: We were breaking the speed limit when we left, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: And when we left Portland, we were like, let's go

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Speaker 3: to Seattle and hang out with.

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Speaker 2: Some Japanese speeple talk about the speed limited orgon around me.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy about speeding out of the town and you're

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Speaker 2: talking to me, Okay. The other thing.

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Speaker 3: The other thing about Oregon is the gas station thing

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Speaker 3: fucks me up.

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Speaker 2: Bro's it's not as much that way anymore. What happened?

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Speaker 3: They don't they like they like cost you try to

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Speaker 3: pump your gas before because they have a tendant that

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Speaker 3: do it for you.

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Speaker 2: But now it's a little dude took the pump out

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Speaker 2: of my hand. I didn't know what the rule was

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Speaker 2: because this is smartphone, and I like pushed him on

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Speaker 2: the shoulder like it's more like.

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Speaker 3: Whoa I thought he was trying to you know, like

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Speaker 3: you know, I was almost boning a nigga.

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Speaker 5: If I had I had to touch him something big.

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Speaker 5: The balls is h God, brother, whoa. I came right

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Speaker 5: up and you know, it was like what do we

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Speaker 5: what are we doing out here?

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Speaker 2: Brother? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: You can you could tell how white the city is

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Speaker 4: by how the airport smells, you know what I mean, Like,

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Speaker 4: for real.

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Speaker 2: Real, nig what is the white city smell?

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Speaker 4: It's just Colorado's airport clowning, Saint Paul, Minnesota clowning. You

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Speaker 4: are clowning Portland clowning, nigga. It's just clowning in that motherfucker.

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Speaker 4: So you know when you get off there. I've been

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Speaker 4: I've never actually been in Phoenix, but I've been in

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Speaker 4: the airport and it's clowning.

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Speaker 2: So I can imagine how the city fits, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean. I'm telling you. I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 2: even joking though.

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Speaker 4: Like it's may sound funny, but I'm so serious.

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Speaker 2: Like I'm so serious.

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Speaker 4: It's it's it's one hundred percent out of the time,

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Speaker 4: Like when I've left the airport, it's been true. So

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Speaker 4: all right, Elijah John is actually about I'm telling you, bro.

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Speaker 4: And also I feel like the ac don't quite work

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Speaker 4: in the airport a little bit like.

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Speaker 2: It's chilly and moist.

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Speaker 4: Hey, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, sounds like it's like a moist chill.

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Speaker 4: It's crazy, bro, It's crazy, like, like, how's it chilly

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Speaker 4: and humid?

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Speaker 2: That gave me a shiver.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I can't even come up with that

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Speaker 4: in my brain. Nigga, I've experienced you know.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: You gotta live there. Come up with that ship. I

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Speaker 2: can give you some more credit there.

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Speaker 4: John. You call it me crazy, but uh okay,