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Speaker 1: I guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Horrible Blade. This
Speaker 1: is Young We beck at it again. It's your girl.
Speaker 1: Maybebe a k A full pumps, a K staying a K.
Speaker 1: I might snatch your nigga up and his daddy you
Speaker 1: not his father. Listen the way I'm like back with like,
Speaker 1: oh okay, he could be like twenty four and then
Speaker 1: his daddy like forty five. Give you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I might just need both um and we are joined
Speaker 1: today Horrible We're not doing France brow three months. We
Speaker 1: all months like now, you guys are new here. But
Speaker 1: everybody needs to know on the show, I've been to France.
Speaker 1: You know, everyone's been reminded. Do you know what m
Speaker 1: up to me in the streets talking about like say
Speaker 1: da and she was saying the ship. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's up? Like, no, listen to Horrible I know you're
Speaker 1: talking about France. Let's beak friends. I was like, okay, girl,
Speaker 1: she's to be creole, which is not. It was given
Speaker 1: hat whoever you are? It was giving you get Um.
Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to our guest today.
Speaker 1: We have Shanty and ant Snap from the Around the
Speaker 1: Way Curls podcast and it was super important to have
Speaker 1: them on because, bitch, when that flyer dropped for the
Speaker 1: Roots picnic, which guys, yes, weep will be at um
Speaker 1: come to Philly and Joel. We're gonna be there on
Speaker 1: the podcasts No Fourth and fifth fourth, but we're just
Speaker 1: gonna beat on the fourth on stage. Don't say the
Speaker 1: flyers already out, We're gonna be there on the fourth.
Speaker 1: The probab were supposed to tell which the flyers out.
Speaker 1: You ain't gotta be mad at me, Mandy. They weet,
Speaker 1: we don't even know what day. We know we have
Speaker 1: to ask our agents. Hey there's a flyer for the day.
Speaker 1: They don't basically announce the days in case things change,
Speaker 1: and or because I think they try to so like
Speaker 1: I see, just yeah, well market or is there a surprise? No,
Speaker 1: they don't know. They just don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Nut and Shout gonna be there. We're gonna be there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, you guys have a really good pun name,
Speaker 1: and I'm like kind of jealous. She was against the
Speaker 1: name Wait, no way, her name we it was curl Interrupted,
Speaker 1: Around the Way, Curl. Actually, now you're given too much
Speaker 1: of those aren't taken yet? Sharing? Yeah, an inception date
Speaker 1: right here, bro, I need it's kind of fired that
Speaker 1: we had a whole thing date from here. Our listeners
Speaker 1: chose the name for us. We we what do we?
Speaker 1: We had a we had a blog and so we
Speaker 1: had them choose for us, and they all voted and
Speaker 1: that's what they chose. That girl's best friend is definitely
Speaker 1: not corny. My favorite girls interrupted crazy. But to me,
Speaker 1: I was gonna be like when I of girl Interrupted,
Speaker 1: I think of a lot of drugs and Angela and
Speaker 1: I knows. I'm saying, do you remember that movie? Our
Speaker 1: base knows us, so I think it was perfect. It
Speaker 1: worked out, But I wasn't against the way it curls about.
Speaker 1: While we are a multimedia platform, we basically bridge the
Speaker 1: gap between around the Way and academia. So we talked
Speaker 1: about a plethora of conversations, but love and light, money
Speaker 1: and dicks. Because duality is a thing. We are not
Speaker 1: a monolith, and so we we cover the gambit, but
Speaker 1: in a way where it's like you can actually digest
Speaker 1: what we're saying, and I think a lot of times
Speaker 1: some people can with us. Well no, no, But that's
Speaker 1: the thing is, like I think for us, it's like
Speaker 1: there's a place for everyone. We can meet you where
Speaker 1: you're at. If you want to get on academia, we
Speaker 1: get there and ask you with a word meant. But
Speaker 1: then we can also be around the way play spades
Speaker 1: and like chill and like have a real conversation, which
Speaker 1: which which, by the way, shout out shout out to
Speaker 1: everyone who does play because this because here and we
Speaker 1: sat with a group of men and just started it
Speaker 1: was safe. Okay, I saw one of the most insane
Speaker 1: pictures I've ever seen on Twitter in my life. I'm scared,
Speaker 1: and I thought, who am I gonna share this with
Speaker 1: on the podcast because after you guys, we have a
Speaker 1: couple of therapists coming in and I'm like, are they
Speaker 1: ready for this? But since you say so, I just
Speaker 1: want to preface how I found this photo. Uh, there's
Speaker 1: a domb. Shout out to Mistress Marley. I believe she
Speaker 1: opened her own black dungeon, which is great um in Brooklyn. Anyway,
Speaker 1: she put on a strap on today and posted in
Speaker 1: and said, who's ready? And so this dude sent this
Speaker 1: photo with not only his butthole but something in it.
Speaker 1: What is that his own dick? Why does it around
Speaker 1: the way? All right? I don't know how, I don't
Speaker 1: know where. We're not going to shame anyone. What do
Speaker 1: you mean how I decided to show that this is
Speaker 1: a horrible decision show, Bro, have you ever seen some
Speaker 1: ship like this your life? Because they don't do that
Speaker 1: where we're from, brow we are. I got so deep
Speaker 1: in this whole, no pun attended. I said, he hasn't
Speaker 1: only fans. I tried to bring him on the podcast already.
Speaker 1: It was six o'clock in the morning. I was in
Speaker 1: the hole, bro, and I was like, is this too
Speaker 1: nasty for these girls to see? It might not be,
Speaker 1: And it was like horrible to start off with the
Speaker 1: with the pod, which is horrible decisions. Uh. These two
Speaker 1: lovely ladies. If you guys enjoyed Hotels by Jasmine Sullivan, Uh,
Speaker 1: these two ladies actually were in two of the interludes. Kids.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to really get into y'all's hotels because
Speaker 1: one of the things about the album that I love
Speaker 1: so much too is it gave into all the different
Speaker 1: parts of being a hole. And I think if you've
Speaker 1: listened to like this podcast from Too Now, I think
Speaker 1: there's ebbs and flows of being a hug. Um it's
Speaker 1: on the start with your ship, bro, how did you
Speaker 1: guys get involved with that before we hear it? That's what.
Speaker 1: That's our best friend, that's what. And she knew you
Speaker 1: guys apparently you know. Now I think about it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: do you think that. I don't know. We didn't get
Speaker 1: to that. We're gonna get to that because I don't
Speaker 1: think her project is around like I think she's trying
Speaker 1: to say, like you guys are classifying folks as hoes
Speaker 1: and like really we're just women and having a human
Speaker 1: experience period, and so like you can say what it is,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna I'll let you say that, but actually,
Speaker 1: let's let's actually talk about what's happening. And that's kind
Speaker 1: of what we've said around the word horror as well.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, we're just gonna on it. And then
Speaker 1: now you can't use it against me, like you can't
Speaker 1: use it to put me down, because Mitch, I'm a
Speaker 1: home what I'm I'm a war I'm suck like if
Speaker 1: that makes you feel good, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And I think, to be fair, that's what we as
Speaker 1: a black community did with the N words. They still
Speaker 1: can't use it with an e er, but now we
Speaker 1: use it like just what I'm a nigga like and
Speaker 1: now like again, white people still can't say. But I
Speaker 1: think we just use it now in a different sense,
Speaker 1: like reclaiming yourself. Yeah I want to Yeah, I do
Speaker 1: want to play? Could you play Antoinette's Tales so we
Speaker 1: can get into it. The thing is, they just cannot
Speaker 1: handle if a woman takes the same liberty system, especially
Speaker 1: with regards to sex, Like our society teaches them to
Speaker 1: be so wrapped up in themselves and their own conquests
Speaker 1: that they forget we're sexual beings as well. Plus their
Speaker 1: egos are often way too fragile, but ever handle a
Speaker 1: woman who owns and has any real agency over her body. Agreed,
Speaker 1: And we're to blame as well, because we're out here
Speaker 1: telling them that the pussy is there is when an
Speaker 1: actuality it's ours. I mean, we only be loaning it
Speaker 1: out for like the twelve minute men, It's great and
Speaker 1: the twelve men to say is they you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, like there's for help. Well, I it's interesting
Speaker 1: because I do think that there are a lot of
Speaker 1: people that are for the taking, a lot of women,
Speaker 1: people who identify as women, who feel like therefore the
Speaker 1: taking and it isn't offering, like oh, it is yours.
Speaker 1: You get to control how I feel, You get to
Speaker 1: control my pleasure. And I am completely against that. I
Speaker 1: think that I had to do a lot of work
Speaker 1: to reclaim my sexual energy because it was violated at
Speaker 1: a young age and so and I'm just beginning to
Speaker 1: get the language for it, Like I've been reading The
Speaker 1: Power of the Erotic by Audrey Lord and all these things,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know what, there is a lot
Speaker 1: of power in my pleasure. And I deserve pleasure. It
Speaker 1: is a right. It is revolutionary for women to be pleased,
Speaker 1: especially Black women. And I often I started to reflect
Speaker 1: on the sexual experiences that I had had and I
Speaker 1: was absolutely for the taking. I my body was in
Speaker 1: servant to their pleasure, that that was what I was
Speaker 1: there for. I didn't even consider myself. And when I
Speaker 1: started to do that, I recognize how uncomfortable it made
Speaker 1: some men in my life. You centered your pleasure when I, well,
Speaker 1: what what I wasn't even center it. Well, I would
Speaker 1: say like I would like to introduce this vibrator into
Speaker 1: our and that was like I was shamed for it,
Speaker 1: like that's your problem, Like that's why you're not having orgasms,
Speaker 1: because that's actually an issue, and and I was and
Speaker 1: I wassm right, And so then I started to be like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have sex until I can really figure
Speaker 1: out what I like and didn't take a break. But
Speaker 1: she's still on that break. I'm on the best cand um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm still break, but I pray for me. But I
Speaker 1: you know what it is, I really want to have
Speaker 1: you to listen. But it's not just that is I
Speaker 1: want to have energetic sex with someone I want to
Speaker 1: So I want to have sex that is not gender generally. No,
Speaker 1: it's not just my genitals. It is an actual connection.
Speaker 1: We are actually vibrating on a certain level where like
Speaker 1: we are so in tune with one another that you
Speaker 1: might not even need touch in order for us crystals.
Speaker 1: And when you have sex with someone like that, here's
Speaker 1: two interesting things about that. I'd be happy to say
Speaker 1: it's I'll be happy to say it at that, but like, so,
Speaker 1: for one, I feel like a friend of mine who's celibate,
Speaker 1: but purposefully right, not just kind of like really really
Speaker 1: holding out. She wants to have sex like this with someone,
Speaker 1: so she keeps waiting to build this connection with this person,
Speaker 1: expecting that it'll get there. There's another part of this
Speaker 1: that I really believe to be true. I don't think
Speaker 1: that just because you have an amazing emotional connection with
Speaker 1: someone you can jump into that crazy energetic sex. I
Speaker 1: think that has to come with building time. No agree,
Speaker 1: So maybe you gotta practice show pussy girl get well,
Speaker 1: you know what it is to a workout. You might
Speaker 1: be able to lift weights energetically. Well, I think energetically too.
Speaker 1: I've been so there are certain things that I have
Speaker 1: relied on two orgasm that I'm trying to see, Like,
Speaker 1: can you energetically get there on your own before you
Speaker 1: try to offer it? Mandy? No, Mandy, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: tell you I'm getting close like I am. I'm not
Speaker 1: using porn now, I'm not using por She's told we
Speaker 1: a settle this and I'm never even watched Ithen I
Speaker 1: listened to it, I would listen to it. I have
Speaker 1: right here handwright, I've been why do you resist only
Speaker 1: hands in a mirror? I'm trying to get to only hands, right,
Speaker 1: only fans, only hands. I'm trying to get there, but
Speaker 1: I haven't. Just have to start a circular motion instead
Speaker 1: of this way, and you have to rub your volva.
Speaker 1: You have to spend more time. But when you get
Speaker 1: rid of that VI writer, now it's like almost like
Speaker 1: my hand is stronger. But even standing in the mirror
Speaker 1: and touching myself, even when I watched myself, like actually
Speaker 1: feeling what my body feels like. All right, this is
Speaker 1: getting a little serious. I'm just like that is that
Speaker 1: way I just so gently caressed my breast. I offer
Speaker 1: that's an offering, like if you want to get there
Speaker 1: with someone, you gotta get there with yourself first. Mandy,
Speaker 1: why do you resist not using porn? Why do you
Speaker 1: you know? I've just come to to learn in terms
Speaker 1: of about myself but also with my partners, which I've
Speaker 1: realized that's probably why I'm so shallow. I get a
Speaker 1: roused and come visually, which is probably why I ugly.
Speaker 1: You'd like to mirror work yourself, Yeah, but then I
Speaker 1: gotta lean it right and makes me have to late.
Speaker 1: You could stand. I've been in your house. You can
Speaker 1: stand in front of your bathroom. I don't play with
Speaker 1: myself standing up my arms. I got t Rex arms, Bitch,
Speaker 1: I gotta lay down so a bitch can reach the ship.
Speaker 1: I can't reach my goddamn standing up. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I used to be mad when I was
Speaker 1: in middle school, you know, legit like like when I
Speaker 1: was in it. When I was in middle school, I
Speaker 1: used to be you know how, like your arms had
Speaker 1: to go past your skirt. I'm like, bitch, I got
Speaker 1: t Rex arms. Everything gonna look like just nothing went
Speaker 1: past baby. I could have wore draws and they would
Speaker 1: have took me out anyway. UM, I want to play
Speaker 1: your tail next, if you don't mind, and then we
Speaker 1: think of a hotel if you have one up, preferably
Speaker 1: if something that happened recently. But um, I didn't go
Speaker 1: ahead and play shants tail, please me. I lost myself before.
Speaker 1: I still in love with someone who brought me playfulness
Speaker 1: and light to my life at a time when I
Speaker 1: felt the complete opposite. So a weight of responsibility and
Speaker 1: I was very very serious and he was just As
Speaker 1: our relationship progressed I was always in his world and
Speaker 1: he wasn't really interested in We just wanted to enjoy
Speaker 1: the easy parts of me. There was no balance, and
Speaker 1: I started to be started to feel a shamed and
Speaker 1: you until I got angry and I realized he couldn't
Speaker 1: have access to any parts of me that he could
Speaker 1: accept and love all of me. And then we broke
Speaker 1: up because it really wasn't even a relationship. It was
Speaker 1: a situation ship. That's what that was given. I just
Speaker 1: need to know you really like him, and he's just like, yeah, girl,
Speaker 1: were you coming over? Oh you can't come over tonight?
Speaker 1: All right, bas I'll check you another time. No. No.
Speaker 1: So I had my daughter when I was young, so
Speaker 1: I was like, what twenty three twenty four, I had
Speaker 1: just gotten out of our relationships. I was maybe now
Speaker 1: you know that, how does the daughter let me do
Speaker 1: the academiaia? So I was just I felt a lot
Speaker 1: of responsibility. I was in mom mode all the time
Speaker 1: I was. I didn't feel like I had the space
Speaker 1: to have fun and be free because that whole life
Speaker 1: was just cut off. Did that person join in your
Speaker 1: life as a mother or just ad he was just
Speaker 1: a boyfriend And so That's where it was this conflict
Speaker 1: of like I had this this area of my life
Speaker 1: where I was really responsible and like I think I
Speaker 1: had to think outside of just myself and then with him,
Speaker 1: it's just fun and games and and while that's someplace
Speaker 1: and it was exciting, I needed it. It was a
Speaker 1: relationship that I don't regret by any means, but it
Speaker 1: was exhausting and I couldn't be my full as self,
Speaker 1: my whole self. I couldn't share certain things about my
Speaker 1: life emotionally that I was going through because he just
Speaker 1: couldn't relate and he didn't have any interest. There was
Speaker 1: no interest there. He would just go as soon as
Speaker 1: you wanted to maybe or share. Yeah, it was it
Speaker 1: was just a burden for him. And I can get
Speaker 1: it because he didn't sign up for that, and I,
Speaker 1: you know, I get it. He didn't sign up for it.
Speaker 1: That's not what he wanted. He was being honest. But
Speaker 1: it just wear it on my self esteem. After a while,
Speaker 1: I ended up ending the relationship for him, it was
Speaker 1: it was mutual. I think we both knew, like we
Speaker 1: can't keep it's it's giving me. How long were you
Speaker 1: breaking up for? Yeah? Okay, now I feel like the
Speaker 1: ship of the relationship. I knew from the jump, like,
Speaker 1: this is the beginning of the relationship. I knew from
Speaker 1: the jump it wasn't it wasn't going up. I mean
Speaker 1: me and my ex were just breaking up for six
Speaker 1: months like that, and it was just like Nill, like
Speaker 1: finally it was like, no, I'm ready, I'm ready for
Speaker 1: the same it was for when he was like, all right,
Speaker 1: I see this, like we can't keep doing it. You
Speaker 1: can't keep doing that, so I can. I can take it. Well,
Speaker 1: I want to get into ur Vanilla ship because it's
Speaker 1: where we make to the little Nasteel what I both, Um,
Speaker 1: this is literally the most same part of the show.
Speaker 1: I mean that's gross. Actually this is gross. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: uh this one, No, she she helped me with the outline. Um,
Speaker 1: so this one comes from the New York Post. An
Speaker 1: ex teacher who fed students semen lace cupcakes has been
Speaker 1: sentenced to forty one years. I actually like saw this
Speaker 1: and didn't even think we should. Cynthia Parkins thirty six,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it out because she's Nancy's fuck Um
Speaker 1: was sentenced um after pleading guilty to second degree rape,
Speaker 1: production of child pornography and conspiracy of mingling harmful substances.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because when I read this, I was like,
Speaker 1: I need to know what type of charges you get
Speaker 1: for stuff like this because I don't know if y'all
Speaker 1: see it too. There's a video going around now A
Speaker 1: man I assume homeless clearly wasn't well. There's a video
Speaker 1: and woman's face. Yes, walked up to a woman sitting
Speaker 1: wagh in the mind it in New York and walked
Speaker 1: up and smeared her face with his pieces on the
Speaker 1: train on the train platform. Um. This woman lives in
Speaker 1: in Louisiana. But this is how many charges she has.
Speaker 1: She has seventy two charges of various sex crimes for this,
Speaker 1: sixty eight of which we're dropped in her plea agreement. Um.
Speaker 1: But pretty much she was facing a hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: criminal charges, um, many of which are also sex crimes
Speaker 1: according to the indictment. I want to know if it
Speaker 1: says how many children she sat seen class? It was
Speaker 1: a whole class. Um. I just it's weird because we
Speaker 1: talk a lot about of course, um teacher, we see
Speaker 1: a lot of teachers having a lot of affairs with students. Now, Um,
Speaker 1: that's popular, which we don't bring many of those conversations
Speaker 1: to um horrible decisions because it's just like that's put
Speaker 1: a failure. This was just interesting to me because I'm
Speaker 1: just like, what makes you think to feed children? Fucking
Speaker 1: Stephen Field cup kicks the devil. And I also want
Speaker 1: to know how they found out. No, in reading the
Speaker 1: article in depth, they were involved with pedophilia. She was
Speaker 1: the wingman to her partner, her husband at that time,
Speaker 1: who was a cop or some kind of god, some
Speaker 1: kind of like official in that way, and they were
Speaker 1: they were molesting. They found nude photos, No, they had.
Speaker 1: She probably should have gotten more time. But now that
Speaker 1: I think about photo that was just found that those
Speaker 1: how the fuck? Like I do some dumb ship like
Speaker 1: maybe I'll like smoke weed or maybe I've pop Molly
Speaker 1: and maybe took a little snapchat of and then sent
Speaker 1: it to a friend. But if I know I'm committing
Speaker 1: up crime crime, I'm going to take a pictures telling
Speaker 1: that a whole video picking and they keep these like
Speaker 1: keeping it it's really children. So I've been like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm working on a you see, an investigative crime podcast,
Speaker 1: and one of the things that they keep like pulling
Speaker 1: up at the trend with like people that commit murders
Speaker 1: that are not accidents. I'm not talking about like crime
Speaker 1: of passion or like you got mad, you had to
Speaker 1: kill that name right, People that like enjoy the kill.
Speaker 1: They need the trophy, and so they try to take
Speaker 1: lots of pair. They try to take something. And that's
Speaker 1: something about like getting off with like the pedophilia thing,
Speaker 1: and bro, it's crazy. What do you mean that's my thing?
Speaker 1: Like me, but the people her she can rotten jail,
Speaker 1: but like what do these poor kids there too? Like?
Speaker 1: And and for the word rpe to be used, it's
Speaker 1: been interesting because I went down a hole even um,
Speaker 1: I love rabbit holes, but just words and used to
Speaker 1: just and that came after me looking up prison food.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, those YouTube videos of making prison me
Speaker 1: didn't have, Bro, that ship is crazy. But then I
Speaker 1: ended up down just the whole of like but you
Speaker 1: know what's easy, like about those prison food ship. So
Speaker 1: the nigga who's calling make boring, he was telling me
Speaker 1: about his little prison tales because I send him the
Speaker 1: Hobachi ship because he ain't got Instagram. So I'll be like, damn,
Speaker 1: I'm tied offloading these videos. But I sent him the
Speaker 1: Instagram though he didn't have instagramase he was still locked up.
Speaker 1: He locked up. Oh no, no, nor very fair question,
Speaker 1: but no, I saw the habbachi video. For anyone who
Speaker 1: hasn't seen it, they just basically light of fire and
Speaker 1: they're cooking food on the grate of like the stairwell
Speaker 1: in prison in the Middle Grade. So I sent him
Speaker 1: the ship. I was like, you was doing this ship.
Speaker 1: He's like, nah, but that's crazy because like when I
Speaker 1: saw the dude with the Rolex, he was like, that
Speaker 1: was something that was like really important. In jail, there
Speaker 1: would be confiscated goods that or like maybe an inmate
Speaker 1: who died, or like ship that they would basically like
Speaker 1: sell or the guards would like give it up or
Speaker 1: people would want their ship back. And he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's really commun to see like people in in
Speaker 1: the federal prison because they can't get out for a
Speaker 1: minute with like jewelry, like dog, they just flexing. Still,
Speaker 1: I love it. Everybody Rolex or chain on. Some are
Speaker 1: to adorn themselves. It's not about just doing it to
Speaker 1: be in the public. It's for yourselves. Also, I'm getting
Speaker 1: giving innovation. It just shows the honesty. Like no, but
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying when if you go down the
Speaker 1: YouTube rabbit hole of prison meals my nigga. Did you
Speaker 1: watch the one on Netflix where they're talking through the toilets.
Speaker 1: Hold on. They have this thing called an oven, but
Speaker 1: it ain't an oven, bitch of a towel. But after
Speaker 1: they put the rock the hot water in the ramen,
Speaker 1: they put it in a plastic bag. When they wrap
Speaker 1: it with a towel, they got to close the towel
Speaker 1: and it creates like a coveying oven. They call it
Speaker 1: the oven though, bitch, I guess it is theme, but
Speaker 1: they like literally make that brilliant. It's I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: I told you all, like my uncle when I was girl,
Speaker 1: he made us jail burrito and wasn't well, the burritos
Speaker 1: wasn't like the tortilla part that ship the tortilla part, girl,
Speaker 1: the tortillaidilla, you feel me. But the tortilla park what
Speaker 1: it was actually was it was crushed up ri rito's
Speaker 1: and trito's and they put a little bit of water
Speaker 1: on it and let it sit because then it becomes
Speaker 1: like the most And then he filled it with peanut
Speaker 1: with jelly. You know what I'm talking about, right, he
Speaker 1: didn't beat it like he ate it. And you know
Speaker 1: the rio the jellerrito, right of course you know what
Speaker 1: it looks delicious. Ritos are the sleep and got them
Speaker 1: and doritos and apparently he said to they cost the
Speaker 1: most in commissary them in the pack of ale. It's
Speaker 1: giving bubble guts. It's giving, but it's it's giving hot.
Speaker 1: But she said, speaking of hot. But oh well, I
Speaker 1: tell you so basically the Habach ship, he's like, it's
Speaker 1: only good when you got like the meat. He's like,
Speaker 1: and ain't got steaks, so you gotta find niggas that
Speaker 1: are in the kitchen and they bring you the ground beef. Right,
Speaker 1: He's like, but a lot of which is, by the way,
Speaker 1: very sad. A lot of I think he was in
Speaker 1: the FEDS and like in a California jail. So he said,
Speaker 1: like a lot of than meat is expired obviously, or
Speaker 1: it's not good. So he's like dog. He's like, when
Speaker 1: you're sick from like eating, and you're in a cell,
Speaker 1: not like gp general population where you can leave yourself,
Speaker 1: he's like, nigga, when you gotta ship and the somebody
Speaker 1: else gotta ship, and y'all nigg's gotta take turns ships.
Speaker 1: I need to be right next to the toilet here,
Speaker 1: and I need to be back to back. So you're
Speaker 1: telling me now I gotta share it with some other bids.
Speaker 1: I need to gonna hold you to me. It's given.
Speaker 1: Living in New York with two roommates, thank you? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you got two roommates, right, bitch. Everybody got a
Speaker 1: nine to five. Everybody got a morning ship? Did you
Speaker 1: have a one bedroom, one bath? I lived in a
Speaker 1: I lived in a three bed, one bath. And hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, it is giving. We all got to go
Speaker 1: to work in the morning. We all got to take
Speaker 1: our morning ship. So to me, it's just as bad
Speaker 1: if you use if your roommate take a ship. Not
Speaker 1: only do you have to take a sit in the
Speaker 1: aroma of their ship. Do you know what makes it
Speaker 1: even worse? You're already the theme of a hot showers
Speaker 1: are comparing jail. I was leaving. I had three one.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was giving. Completely understand your struggle.
Speaker 1: So fucking crazy. No, and I love I hate us
Speaker 1: so much. Right now, let's sen I want to go
Speaker 1: through a whole facts, and it's real quick. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: read the whole facts, and then before we get to
Speaker 1: the horrible decision, weasy if we both can share a hotel.
Speaker 1: I think it makes sense for this episode. The whole
Speaker 1: fact that I have for this week's episode, UM was
Speaker 1: really interesting. UM. I found that taxpayer money has actually
Speaker 1: been funding abstinence only until marriage education since the Ronald
Speaker 1: Reagan era. In nine, Congress past the Adolescent Family Life
Speaker 1: Act without hearings or floor books. It was tacked onto
Speaker 1: another health build and the language outlined its mission to
Speaker 1: promote chastity and self discipline. OUTPA received the most funding
Speaker 1: of any sexual health program, two hundred million dollars in all,
Speaker 1: before the Obama administration ended it in twenty And the
Speaker 1: fact that we've set on this podcast, and I've sat
Speaker 1: on multiple other podcasts and talk about the lack of
Speaker 1: sexual education in schools, But to know that two hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars went towards abstinence only until marriage education, it's
Speaker 1: crazy because I don't know where that money went, because
Speaker 1: I don't even but I don't even think I was
Speaker 1: taught just to be abstinent until marriage. That to me
Speaker 1: was something that came from the Church, not from everything
Speaker 1: in this country is founded and God, you separate the church.
Speaker 1: What what year is it, Mandy? What year is it?
Speaker 1: Tell me? And two before Christ, after Christ? The Christians
Speaker 1: one the whole world, like Louis c. K talks about this,
Speaker 1: the whole world subscribes to this of like before Christ
Speaker 1: after Christ, like it's very clear how we define things.
Speaker 1: And the Church is like, that's just the word because technically,
Speaker 1: if you go about what they say, nothing was before
Speaker 1: Christ because Christ created all the donosaurs and shipped too.
Speaker 1: Do you I don't want to go down before Christ
Speaker 1: is talking about the dinosaurs. But didn't he create everything?
Speaker 1: Christ couldn't create everything. Christ is the child of God.
Speaker 1: No Christ, it looks like but no, I'm serious. I'm serious.
Speaker 1: Absence and those kinds of things. Christ, God, and Jesus
Speaker 1: technically all the same person. They are the same person,
Speaker 1: but Christ wasn't. Technically people are what they pray their
Speaker 1: Lord and Savior. Because I thought the Lord was God,
Speaker 1: So how is Jesus Because Jesus is a part of
Speaker 1: the Lord. This is the same. Wow, let's real this
Speaker 1: back Wait wait, no, immacul to think about it. No,
Speaker 1: it's not though, because virgin the world. I don't want
Speaker 1: to upset people. The word virgin Christ put while Mary
Speaker 1: was sleep put a little sperm, no Christ, and not
Speaker 1: slea Mary. No Mary was with Joseph, and Joseph and
Speaker 1: Mary were married, And virgin back then did not mean
Speaker 1: what it means today. It met young woman. That's what
Speaker 1: it man. And so now if you tell them that,
Speaker 1: people don't wreak out. But his historians will, like really
Speaker 1: have researched language and said that word did not mean.
Speaker 1: You do need to go what I'm saying, and they
Speaker 1: interpreted as as man has interpreted the Bible and interpreted
Speaker 1: those writings. It was the it was the immaculate conception.
Speaker 1: She never had. It's thirty one virgin age. I think
Speaker 1: I'm a virgin. These are the technicalities. Don't feel like Mary.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I'm not sure. I'm not trying to disrespect,
Speaker 1: but I'm just really trying. I tried to just because
Speaker 1: I said that as like the Bible is the hell
Speaker 1: of a drug, and that sounds disrespectful, but I really
Speaker 1: mean that, like people believe it, and I get it.
Speaker 1: You have to have faith in something. But I just
Speaker 1: I'm I am saying to critically think and consider something else,
Speaker 1: because consider how patriarchy is infused in the Bible and
Speaker 1: how that trickles down into the school. Don't know if
Speaker 1: people and they're gonna be for so mature. Baby and
Speaker 1: Wheezy were bringing up dicks. She was trying to tell
Speaker 1: us about the version of We were trying to bring
Speaker 1: it back to the Stotoy ship. Okay, the Lord forgives amen.
Speaker 1: I even hold you the way we talked about that
Speaker 1: ship with Brianda. You can take some of them stories
Speaker 1: out the Bible and I can put it right here
Speaker 1: on this phone and rout my pussy to it. Because
Speaker 1: Babe Davey doing some wild ship, they would have an
Speaker 1: origin in the Just try that rather than porn. It
Speaker 1: actually reads like an ironica. It's some book you're thinking about. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm not editing. I can't even close in my mouth
Speaker 1: right now. I feel really bad. Actually, even you were
Speaker 1: like like a little too far. I feel like when
Speaker 1: we were there's no way to take anything too far. Bro,
Speaker 1: We're already here. I'm sorry. Okay, did you say, Wheezy,
Speaker 1: this is a comedy podcast as long as we say
Speaker 1: it's comedic bro. By the way, that is very true.
Speaker 1: I have a conversation after conversation about, you know, make
Speaker 1: these shows for work, and I was like, you know
Speaker 1: when they unscripted, the Amazon is like, bitch, make sure
Speaker 1: they say comedy. I'm like, well, what if we put
Speaker 1: a lap track in there. They're like, people have to
Speaker 1: know you're trying to be funny. Do anything you want.
Speaker 1: You can't talk about Jews or black people, but just
Speaker 1: do what you can. You can't put a laugh track
Speaker 1: real quick, can I tell you? Actually, there's way more
Speaker 1: people than that you can't talk about. Because the way
Speaker 1: my background check came in, Um, they didn't care about
Speaker 1: my assault charge. No, they said, ma'am, we love you
Speaker 1: and we're still gonna work with you. We have some
Speaker 1: tweets from two thousand nine and that we need you
Speaker 1: to the company that I'm about to work with. Oh
Speaker 1: so I could find it that far. I love that.
Speaker 1: I would love to be the person that goes through
Speaker 1: people's ship. I'm not gonna lie. So I went through
Speaker 1: it last night. Jesus Christ, this was what say't even say.
Speaker 1: The only thing I did take a screenshot up before
Speaker 1: I deleted it. Don't don't say it, Mandy, No, it's
Speaker 1: not bad. This one isn't bad. So one last night
Speaker 1: thought was crazy. Just this keeper don't say this shows
Speaker 1: how far ahead of my time I was. It says,
Speaker 1: damn Asians in these masks. I wonder if an Asian
Speaker 1: has called swine flu yet, And here we are in
Speaker 1: because this was during the time of swine flu. But
Speaker 1: because they're considerate and they lead from a place and
Speaker 1: now we're all wearing mass to be honest, they're just smarter,
Speaker 1: that's just and they're considerate. They're like, I'm sick. I
Speaker 1: don't want to get you sick, and our raggedy asses
Speaker 1: don't do that. This one point about Asians, and I
Speaker 1: think anyone who's ever been and Mandy lived there for
Speaker 1: a little bit, No, this is like, listen, I've never
Speaker 1: been anywhere else in the world in my life whereas
Speaker 1: a collective people that went there talked about how amazing
Speaker 1: something was, whether it be transportation, but there'd be the
Speaker 1: working thing, whether it be the food, whether it be
Speaker 1: the cleanliness, the style, every single time wonderful. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm specifically talking about Japan, but like even when I
Speaker 1: went to China, right I'm like, damn, how do they
Speaker 1: do transportation like this? How do they have this going
Speaker 1: on efficiently? How are they doing it? Like it's just
Speaker 1: everything because they'll be collective, they were to not only
Speaker 1: a collective their governments, Um, I feel like they're there.
Speaker 1: Their citizens are a little bit more fearful of the government,
Speaker 1: like it's a copy but like, but like, no, when
Speaker 1: I when I we was gonna get these bitches real quick,
Speaker 1: real quick, you got hold on. Not only okay, well
Speaker 1: I can't make a dick worthy. So so in Singapore
Speaker 1: you would get fined a thousand dollars for chewing gum
Speaker 1: on the subway. How for you also couldn't watch porn.
Speaker 1: And they banned sex toys in Singapore. So if you
Speaker 1: like when I would in Japan, if you would, if
Speaker 1: you went through the airport in Singapore with sex toys,
Speaker 1: you risk being fined, which is crazy. Out the sex
Speaker 1: toys because for Thailand to have that rule and prostitution
Speaker 1: be a thing that people like, literally tourism, I didn't know,
Speaker 1: Yes they do not the way I saw a bitch pool. Uh,
Speaker 1: sex tourism. You can't watch the porn Thailand. The pussy
Speaker 1: she was shooting pongs out of her pussy. They give
Speaker 1: you a paddle if you hit it, and then the
Speaker 1: bitch put water and squirt at all of us. We
Speaker 1: said it's time to go. That was that was giving
Speaker 1: semen cupcake. I didn't ask for that. Maybe I don't
Speaker 1: want them ping pong. That's just things I can't say.
Speaker 1: You would watch this for you guys brand I know.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking, like, wow, to be great, dude,
Speaker 1: I really want the guy Alex Toussan from Peloton. Doesn't
Speaker 1: you guys write Peloton? We're not rich from a Jamaican Megan.
Speaker 1: Maybe he do, maybe he don't work there. Now we'll
Speaker 1: let me know if he's got going Craigslist and if
Speaker 1: the price seems too good to be true, I would
Speaker 1: like one offer. What about ship was brand new and
Speaker 1: he set it up. He's like, all right, if you
Speaker 1: get too sweaty, use a wet white and then he's
Speaker 1: like call me if you need anything. And it got
Speaker 1: warranty to you know, this is one brand there. You
Speaker 1: got the dude from Peloton. There's like a guy who's
Speaker 1: like super popular on there and like he does a
Speaker 1: lot of talks. He's amazing. His name is Alex and
Speaker 1: I just got the white guy. He's a black guy. Sorry, hello,
Speaker 1: I like the white gay. I love back, I really do.
Speaker 1: So I asked only time was like, y'all really wanted
Speaker 1: you to become a horrible mainly because he's fine. But anyway,
Speaker 1: he was like he does podcast. He just did a
Speaker 1: soul house talk. So I sent him the page. He
Speaker 1: wrote back three days later. It was like, well, y'all
Speaker 1: wild never wrote me again, and I just want to say, like, like,
Speaker 1: we could go what did you say earlier? We could
Speaker 1: meet you. Yeah, meet you where you're at. We met
Speaker 1: you what you love at the beginning? You mean you
Speaker 1: brought up Jesus and we are lost. We did, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't fun of Jesus, the saying God, we Trus
Speaker 1: know you did talk about Jesus created everything. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got a sword. Your timeline was off. Wow, was going,
Speaker 1: oh no, we're still on my outline. This is why
Speaker 1: I loved Jesus. Dicks in there, No, Jesus dicks are
Speaker 1: not in here. Also, Jesus gotta have a big dick
Speaker 1: you think about. But Jesus also loved the horse as well.
Speaker 1: Jesus loved the horse Jesus, welcome the horse. The horse
Speaker 1: is washing his feet. People that ship. I really don't
Speaker 1: like that trying to tweet that like that, like they're
Speaker 1: trying to be disrespectful. Bitch. First of all, I know
Speaker 1: Jesus loved me, Hope, but duty love you, as grass
Speaker 1: Let's saying in the cabaret, bitch, I did not know that.
Speaker 1: It's great, no judgment. Mary Magdalen, Yeah, she said Jesus
Speaker 1: loved her. Are you eat confirmed? He yeah she was.
Speaker 1: It was just Marry, I'm just doing the cross. It
Speaker 1: was just Marry in the Hope and that was it.
Speaker 1: They were. Everybody else will follow Jesus, even his followers
Speaker 1: were there. It was it was the ones that the
Speaker 1: wretched of the earth had his back in his Mama's
Speaker 1: never remind me of how when a niode you find
Speaker 1: out about everybody sucking because everybody showed it to the funeral.
Speaker 1: Was that reminded by it was crazy? I dolliod that
Speaker 1: shit up to me like two weeks ago. He knows
Speaker 1: you're not to come because them there, you know, he said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something right now. That's why I
Speaker 1: like keeping in a honey with you, because when I
Speaker 1: die and you at my funeral, I don't want no surprises.
Speaker 1: It was like, Nigga, what you gotta know, the scared
Speaker 1: up we're gonna come up there or down there and
Speaker 1: come get your out down there. Bro, he's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: He's gonna hell. I've got sure he isn't. Well, you're
Speaker 1: gonna meet him there in Gasolene draws, bitch, I'm for
Speaker 1: you to think that you know, the Plan B could
Speaker 1: be every dead currents. I felt like you might be going.
Speaker 1: He said, you could pop like kittles. He just said
Speaker 1: to me when because obviously if maybe some of you
Speaker 1: don't have Patreon, you're welcome. So we after the Plan
Speaker 1: B situation have used condom since and he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand, like what you're scared of? You nigga. Also,
Speaker 1: Planned B is detrimental if you use it often. Ladies,
Speaker 1: this is a p thing. It doesn't work all the time.
Speaker 1: How long have you even on this on the cell
Speaker 1: of the journey, Um, it's Harry. First, you say that
Speaker 1: you haven't been around actively, try to be saying today.
Speaker 1: I get it's given high that I was absolute during
Speaker 1: the pandemic. Nobody would come to New York. It's center.
Speaker 1: I had sex twice last year, okay twice, Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know what was like, but this one thing's playing
Speaker 1: me is like goddamn TikTok. And you don't don't have
Speaker 1: a rule. I don't have sex with anyone that I
Speaker 1: can't accidentally get pregnant by. You don't. I don't if
Speaker 1: I don't feel like if something happened here and I
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't feel like comfortable with that girl. Don't
Speaker 1: embarrassing girl that is now you say you'll know, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not home and the Lord, don't you just describe
Speaker 1: me me? You ain't see what he looked like? No,
Speaker 1: you could that. It's a lot of less than one
Speaker 1: percent the math, Wow, ancient divine man point zero zero
Speaker 1: accounting jobs and thought. Make sure we remind you. I've
Speaker 1: been to corporate America and that's the perspective. I'm a
Speaker 1: pray for you. That's not a lot of dick. Did
Speaker 1: you really have sex if you only this much in
Speaker 1: one year? Yes? Yeah, that'sn't like white clean like yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: actually that the history and your lagic works out is
Speaker 1: um this hard logic. This is actually called Florida public school.
Speaker 1: I'm Florida Public School System at your find Yeah. Um, well,
Speaker 1: let's get into our Horrible Decision because where I guess
Speaker 1: we can get back to being mature mature, Um, probably not,
Speaker 1: We're gonna um. So this one's gonna make it through
Speaker 1: Stemen Cupcake, which is crazy because this kind of does
Speaker 1: bring up back in the Day's ship with like Jesus
Speaker 1: RaSE the Horrible Decision said that I wanted to discuss
Speaker 1: with you guys. Um is the Madonna horror complex, which,
Speaker 1: if you guys, go maybe all the way back to
Speaker 1: maybe within the first fifty episodes of this show, we
Speaker 1: kind of discussed it because we've talked a lot about
Speaker 1: hor phobia and the usage of the word horror, and
Speaker 1: I want to read the definition real quick of Madonna
Speaker 1: horror complex before we really dig into it, especially since
Speaker 1: y'all have hotels. It didn't really sound very hollish, but um.
Speaker 1: In psycho palytic literature, a Madonnald horror complex is the
Speaker 1: inability to maintain sexual arousal within a committed loving relationship.
Speaker 1: First I didn't first identified by Sigmund Freud under the
Speaker 1: rubric of psychic impotence, this psychological complex is said to
Speaker 1: developing men who see women as either stlee Madonna's or
Speaker 1: debased prostitutes. Men with this complex desire a sexual partner
Speaker 1: who has been degraded, the whore, while they cannot desire
Speaker 1: the respected partner, the Madonna. What then, is the ditonomy Madonna? Anyway?
Speaker 1: I just thought that's what WO always confused me about Madonna, horror,
Speaker 1: because you're either a Madonna or a horror. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: wasn't she that you just thinking of Madonna? But Madonna
Speaker 1: is like a whole another word. I think Donna has
Speaker 1: the pure Madonna is the mother of Jesus. Stop, why
Speaker 1: did that say? No, that's their original Madonna. When she
Speaker 1: took that name, she did what she did with it.
Speaker 1: Foy grow to the I don't have to say out
Speaker 1: that's why she did like a version. Yeah, she's trying
Speaker 1: to suck your heads up that she was a really
Speaker 1: reclaiming the whole. She was the first one. But wait,
Speaker 1: but her mama gave her that name. Her name is
Speaker 1: Madonna Luise Ziconi. But she's saying that she was using
Speaker 1: for what like imagine, like remember when she came out
Speaker 1: in that veil and then she ripped her thing and
Speaker 1: there was nothing but brass. The only time I know
Speaker 1: about that was well she did. She came out in
Speaker 1: a veil. She had a like a veil and like
Speaker 1: a nun thing and then she went like that and
Speaker 1: this whole seat through panel was there and she continued
Speaker 1: to perform to be like, this is what you guys
Speaker 1: want us to be, but guess what we're actually sexual
Speaker 1: beings as well is how you see us. But but
Speaker 1: that that the reference to that uh situation, Madonna whore,
Speaker 1: the Madonna is referred to the mother Mary. It's not
Speaker 1: to Madonna the singer. It's Madonna the mother Mary, the
Speaker 1: virgin or the whore. So we really donna see you
Speaker 1: see this baby the ones that baby don't rey baby
Speaker 1: the ons As a mom, you after you had a
Speaker 1: baby and you were with your partner, did he look
Speaker 1: at you differently? Like no, because I know that there
Speaker 1: were things where that he said, you know there were
Speaker 1: things that happened where he was like, you have to
Speaker 1: move differently as a mom. Now, I think that's assumed
Speaker 1: for mothers you have to move a certain way. But
Speaker 1: also it's not even mothers. You want to know what
Speaker 1: this reminds me of how so many people say there's
Speaker 1: certain things that they won't do with their wives, they
Speaker 1: do it with me, you know what I mean. So,
Speaker 1: but like there's a lot of there's a lot of
Speaker 1: men that I've dealt with, clearly married men, and we
Speaker 1: have that conversation as far as there's still so many
Speaker 1: things that they want to do sexually, but they're not
Speaker 1: gonna do it with their wives because they don't want
Speaker 1: to see their wives differently, they don't want to Uh,
Speaker 1: there's there's certain things sexually that they won't do, which
Speaker 1: is which is ironic to me because as women, we
Speaker 1: leave a lot of things to do with our husbands,
Speaker 1: Like a lot of look forward to a lot of
Speaker 1: women save certain things like sexy. But I don't want
Speaker 1: to do anything but with my houses where we hold
Speaker 1: against like at least for like the butt hole or
Speaker 1: like the three sons. You got to be my husband
Speaker 1: because we are so worried about being a whore. That's
Speaker 1: why you have to get your slutty ears out, you
Speaker 1: know what. There's there's some truth to that of like
Speaker 1: you're definitely worried about how it's gonna be perceived, But
Speaker 1: I also feel like I want to feel really safe
Speaker 1: when I'm exploring those kinds of things, like I want
Speaker 1: to be with the person that I trust completely, and
Speaker 1: then I want to get real fucking weird likes. I
Speaker 1: want to hear well that that was a problem when
Speaker 1: I was with my ex. He was open to allowing
Speaker 1: me to explore that with him, but we couldn't find
Speaker 1: the We couldn't agree on who the other men would be.
Speaker 1: He felt like, well, they should just be men that
Speaker 1: we meet at the sex club, or let's just have
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, I said, for for something
Speaker 1: like a gang bang or a threesome or foursome multiple men.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to feel safe. There's the only
Speaker 1: way for me to enjoy that experience is to do
Speaker 1: it with people that I'm comfortable with. He was not
Speaker 1: sitting here trying to let me have x X men
Speaker 1: that I've dealt with come into the bedroom with us,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, then, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do it. Like I think, as women, it takes a
Speaker 1: lot for us to even feel safe and our most vulnerable, sluttiest,
Speaker 1: horrist things, especially in the bedroom. Corrian, you're saying slutty,
Speaker 1: horrible all that it's just human, it's just sucking hum
Speaker 1: and I and I get the word. It makes complete
Speaker 1: sense how you're using it. But I want people to recognize,
Speaker 1: like there is no madonna or whore. There's there's women
Speaker 1: all in between. There's a lot of other area and
Speaker 1: like you can be both. That's the point I think
Speaker 1: of the complex. It's a complex for a fucking reason.
Speaker 1: Like if if you and I had I said this
Speaker 1: to you yesterday, If you think that having sex with
Speaker 1: me somehow turns me into a whore, what does that
Speaker 1: say about your penis? What does that say about your sex?
Speaker 1: What does that say about what we're like? You you're
Speaker 1: in this equation. Okay, but that's the thing. Though. Men
Speaker 1: don't care. But that's the don't We need to start
Speaker 1: asking them. But I think it's the men's problem. It's
Speaker 1: not the women's problem. It's the man's problem. Why you
Speaker 1: don't feel I think it's a safety thing for the man.
Speaker 1: Why don't you feel open and safe enough to explore
Speaker 1: those things with your wife? You're putting this ship on
Speaker 1: your wife, Like I don't want it to base her,
Speaker 1: but you don't want your wife to see the parts
Speaker 1: of you that you're interested in, why don't you want
Speaker 1: to open that up? I think that's a really simple answer.
Speaker 1: I think men think of their wives in this hierarchy
Speaker 1: and virginal way and like this and the sex acts
Speaker 1: are very nasty and something that we should not experience
Speaker 1: with someone that we put in this pestle. I had
Speaker 1: a guy that I was really in love would tell
Speaker 1: me once he didn't want me to go down on
Speaker 1: him in a car because he was like, I would
Speaker 1: never do something like that. You wouldn't want you to
Speaker 1: have to do that. I can't. That's that's what he was.
Speaker 1: Super religious. Yeah, right, So I'm not saying that someone
Speaker 1: religious can't end up having sex like that, but you have.
Speaker 1: You grow up with a lot of that nuance of like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I have to save these dirty things
Speaker 1: for someone that I don't love and honor to unpack
Speaker 1: and like that's it. Men don't think it's this reflection
Speaker 1: on them, because they really believe they're doing these women
Speaker 1: a favor by treating them well, by not fucking them crazy,
Speaker 1: which is why women fuck pool boys just saying, Bro,
Speaker 1: their husbands don't suck the sh out of them because
Speaker 1: they're out sucking some fucking other bitch because they don't
Speaker 1: want to do nasty things with their wife. They don't
Speaker 1: have the pleasure that they want. I know so many way,
Speaker 1: especially older women who were so completely they were not
Speaker 1: satisfied sexually at all. It puts unfulfilled. Yeah, it puts
Speaker 1: women in a chokehold too, because there's this whole idea
Speaker 1: of being a lady in the street and the freaking
Speaker 1: the bed so you can't even explore and express your
Speaker 1: sexual side out side of the bedroom is also a
Speaker 1: constricting thing. I mean, but also as women too, like
Speaker 1: we've been shamed if we sleep with a man for
Speaker 1: the first time and we stuck their dick a little
Speaker 1: too good and then they're like, whoa, how many people
Speaker 1: you don't do that? Like they're shame even in us
Speaker 1: showing up. I actually try to save it now, just
Speaker 1: so that I could work up to it. Just a
Speaker 1: horrible decision they got. I'll be bringing the toy kidnaw nowsure.
Speaker 1: We do have a homemail this week that hopefully y'all
Speaker 1: can give some advice on the title is sick of
Speaker 1: fake it while I'm taking it. Hi, beautiful ladies, I
Speaker 1: just found your show two weeks ago, and I've been
Speaker 1: binge watching every single day at work and I love, love,
Speaker 1: love the podcast. I'm thirty four and I've been with
Speaker 1: my husband for seven years. Lost my virginity at thirteen.
Speaker 1: I have a ton of experience with older men, and
Speaker 1: the first time I had sex, I was so disappointed
Speaker 1: because it was nothing like everyone bragged about. I felt
Speaker 1: no pleasure, nothing, I felt duped. But I became a free,
Speaker 1: care free spirit anyway and experienced all kinds of dick sizes, shapes, tastes.
Speaker 1: I didn't think she was gonna go There still never
Speaker 1: any orgasms from penetration, though I simply chose to master
Speaker 1: my craft of pleasing others and eventually came to the
Speaker 1: conclusion I was the minority of women who would never
Speaker 1: experience an orgasm through printation penetration until two years ago,
Speaker 1: all caps. It happened. The most amazing, absolute, amazing fucking
Speaker 1: thing I have ever experienced. And when I say, I
Speaker 1: dad dream about those ten seconds way too often. It's
Speaker 1: a shame. Anyhow, that was the one and only time
Speaker 1: it's ever happened. And now, before I experienced this incredible pleasure,
Speaker 1: it was easy to accept my body wouldn't allow to happen,
Speaker 1: But now that it has, I need and I want more.
Speaker 1: Our wedding anniversary is coming up March one, and I'd
Speaker 1: love to hear some advice on what I can do
Speaker 1: to possibly up my chances of experiencing that euphori again.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of faking multiple orgasms to boost his ego
Speaker 1: and f y I. He's the most freaky and nasty
Speaker 1: man I've ever been with. I enjoy the kinky ship
Speaker 1: we do. I just want to start focusing on what
Speaker 1: my body needs so I can receive the same type
Speaker 1: of pleasure and I can bestow it upon him. Thanks
Speaker 1: so much for your show, sacrifices and consistent, not because
Speaker 1: the sacrifice is like Jesus, I love this with love
Speaker 1: hurting first, squirting the fake gasm queen, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm um God's chosen one for for two I have
Speaker 1: about it. I have a three day period and I
Speaker 1: orgasm of penetration, which, mind you, we've learned as well
Speaker 1: the majority of women cannot orgasm through penetration. It's clatoral simulation.
Speaker 1: So the fact that she did get to feel that
Speaker 1: um like the coming from penetration, that's actually not common
Speaker 1: amongst women because of science unfortunately. Um And maybe you're
Speaker 1: not God's chosen like myself. But um, I would say
Speaker 1: with with my advice to her. Um And this is
Speaker 1: the thing too, not all men can make me square.
Speaker 1: I've squirted with only like two men. The ones I
Speaker 1: didn't even give a funk about. They just I don't
Speaker 1: know what, but in they pressed, they just knew what
Speaker 1: to do. Um. I think what she's doing right now
Speaker 1: is probably thinking too hard about it and maybe applying
Speaker 1: the pressure without letting her partner know that this is
Speaker 1: what she wants to experience. And sex is a lot
Speaker 1: more psychology than it is really what's going on. And
Speaker 1: so because I feel like mentally she wants to experience
Speaker 1: this heightened orgasm, she's not allowing herself to be in
Speaker 1: in the space when she's having sex. I don't think
Speaker 1: traitive orgasms either, but I come when I'm sucking because
Speaker 1: I find ways to get my clitter out. So, like,
Speaker 1: my advice is really difficult because you got someone who's
Speaker 1: nasty and kinky. It sounds like you're comfortable sucking him,
Speaker 1: so really hard to give you advice. But I will
Speaker 1: tell you how I get mine. If I don't touch
Speaker 1: my clip and it's always on top, I literally have
Speaker 1: to work like that. I mean you could from behind
Speaker 1: though the cowboy ride Internet. You could be on your
Speaker 1: knees so that you don't have to like squat down
Speaker 1: on the dick, but you got mad access to your
Speaker 1: clip from there. If you don't even want to touch it,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, like rubbing your clip clip
Speaker 1: up and down like bit. If his dick is medium
Speaker 1: sized and you can even get it on the balls
Speaker 1: and rub it up and down. You can get stimulation
Speaker 1: that way if you don't want to touch yourself. But like,
Speaker 1: touching myself is how I get off during sex? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: outside of this homemail specifically, how do you guys, because
Speaker 1: we're all in our thirties now, how do you guys
Speaker 1: communicate with a man who's not making a orchasm? Do
Speaker 1: you keep going at it or do you keep faking it?
Speaker 1: Like our homemail listening, I could have wrote that I
Speaker 1: was like sex. I was like, you can't even be
Speaker 1: don know you're gonna read your question on eide. You
Speaker 1: mean you can't be honest? I absolutely I When I
Speaker 1: tell you the actress that I am convulsions. I can
Speaker 1: make myself sweat. I can do so many things. Why
Speaker 1: why to center them so that they feel good? But
Speaker 1: you're betraying yourself. I'm very clear about it. So when
Speaker 1: in reading that, one of the things that I said,
Speaker 1: what I was thinking the first time I said was
Speaker 1: read that to him. Read that to him and leave
Speaker 1: it there and like and read it to him touching,
Speaker 1: because when you have hard conversations you should always touch.
Speaker 1: But read that to him and see where it goes,
Speaker 1: see what he says. But it's something that I struggle
Speaker 1: with this. Well, it's another reason why I'm into like
Speaker 1: a lot of self pleasure now and making sure that
Speaker 1: I figure out what I like so I can effectively communicated.
Speaker 1: Because I also feel like if you're just coming to
Speaker 1: someone and saying when you don't know your body and
Speaker 1: you're just saying, well, you're not making me come, We'll
Speaker 1: show me. I was talking about this with a friend
Speaker 1: of mine and and again Louis c k came up.
Speaker 1: We were laughing about it, but he said, you know,
Speaker 1: if somebody pulled their dick out, it up, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I would be I love that. I love
Speaker 1: watching a man please himself because I see what he likes.
Speaker 1: I often asked someone, Yeah, like that was why I
Speaker 1: don't want to be I don't want to say, Sandy,
Speaker 1: are they about to curse me? I don't think that
Speaker 1: was okay, But I'm saying that's how the conversation came up.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, with a partner, show me, I
Speaker 1: love that. I love that with men because especially when
Speaker 1: pleasing man, either with a hand job or sucking their dick,
Speaker 1: like you get to even see how much pressure they like,
Speaker 1: how much they really like hands. You like hand you
Speaker 1: sit and tell me to tell me what they've died
Speaker 1: me more than like men when they jack off, they
Speaker 1: will it's literally a lesson on how they like to
Speaker 1: be pleased. And I will also say really quickly if
Speaker 1: you're doing it for them, if they're not a very
Speaker 1: vocal person, and there you can see that they struggle
Speaker 1: with it, tell me what you want me to do next,
Speaker 1: or I'm not gonna do anything. Oh I've definitely done that. Like,
Speaker 1: you gotta tell me what you want because I want you.
Speaker 1: I want you to be able to say it and
Speaker 1: get comfortable telling me and being vulnerable and really opening up.
Speaker 1: So I can do it too. Yeah, I love the
Speaker 1: reading it. I'm sorry shying she took that. I'm sucking around.
Speaker 1: I know that that way, I was awesome. If I
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta tell what I gotta say. She should
Speaker 1: stop lying. She should stop faking it. That's all stops.
Speaker 1: It's doing nobody any justice. She needs to tell them.
Speaker 1: The Bible said they should tell them the truth and
Speaker 1: stop faking an organism. And I shall not lie. See
Speaker 1: that's a tech commandment surposes. I thought it was greed
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Speaker 1: All Right, y'all, we let you know at the top
Speaker 1: of the show that we are doing a live show
Speaker 1: this weekend, Saturday, April six, in Los Angeles at the
Speaker 1: Hollywood Improv. Just want to let you all know. This
Speaker 1: is the one time only we not added of the shows.
Speaker 1: The Beach nine me and he's already tired. She is
Speaker 1: already like, I gotta go to l A just for
Speaker 1: y'all because she loves it here lokey Hollywood in pop
Speaker 1: linking the bio and our revolution is televised to make
Speaker 1: sure he looks hot. Bye, it's bonus, bitches, and we
Speaker 1: bet get gee, it's not going to be filled with
Speaker 1: with much tea. I already have people like would Old
Speaker 1: Bay say when he heard this bitch, I wouldn't know
Speaker 1: I blocked that new girl. I mean, he may have
Speaker 1: someone giving him the tea anyways, I'm sure, but um,
Speaker 1: I just thought I guess to give if he knows
Speaker 1: what he did. When I was in the elevator just
Speaker 1: coming up to do this episode, um, my neighbor. I
Speaker 1: had a company sent me like a hundred bodies groups,
Speaker 1: maybe forty I'm not exaggerating, a hundred forty about forty right,
Speaker 1: black ticks. She's next door, so I handed it to her.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, here, I got this, you know
Speaker 1: in the mail. I want to give them to you.
Speaker 1: Was because we gotta keep from staying and young, she goes,
Speaker 1: and we gotta keep staying young. And she was like, girl,
Speaker 1: I'm way older than you. And I said, what she is?
Speaker 1: Thirty five? I swear on my mom And I thought
Speaker 1: she was maybe at max like thirty eight. She looked
Speaker 1: really young, and she said, I'm fifty. I said, bitch,
Speaker 1: I know you vegans. That's how it might not even
Speaker 1: be vegan. That's how uh, that's how motherfucker's be treating
Speaker 1: my ex like my ex does not look fifty at all. No.
Speaker 1: And I think that's the thing though, when you really
Speaker 1: take haverybody. And and don't get me wrong, I only
Speaker 1: know her because she is a dog. So we'd be
Speaker 1: at the dog park, but she'd be running with the dog,
Speaker 1: jumping up and off the table like working all like crazy,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yo, you know you don't look fifty.
Speaker 1: So I say all that to say, she said, because
Speaker 1: I thought about Maggie. Who's the bitch? O Bay went
Speaker 1: you see and due I and she said, girl, I
Speaker 1: don't have a concept of time. She said, if you
Speaker 1: asked me, I'm still sucking the nick. I was from
Speaker 1: high school. She was like, everything feels the same. She
Speaker 1: was like, I take care of my body. She was like,
Speaker 1: and my spirit is like she said, I eat good
Speaker 1: and I'll tell no lies. I said, I know, not right,
Speaker 1: and I really want to tell old b because his
Speaker 1: body is fucking crazy. He really really works on his body,
Speaker 1: but he tells lies, and so that's why he's bald. Well,
Speaker 1: Balding is not no balding. I liked hair. Bald is sexy.
Speaker 1: My ex ball Yeah, but I doubt what a lot
Speaker 1: of diggas was bald. I've had other bald niggas coming
Speaker 1: suck me down. He like bald players. Oh episode names.
Speaker 1: Sorry anyways, guys in this episode is our cinema for
Speaker 1: the month, and we chose to do bad vecan if
Speaker 1: I'm not a bad vegan on vacay bro. It was good,
Speaker 1: it was really good, but what's crazy too? I think
Speaker 1: last month we did The Tender Swindler, so it's very
Speaker 1: similar in conversations. So I dug in to do some
Speaker 1: different things. But before we started with the catchup, I
Speaker 1: want to know what other TV you were currently watching?
Speaker 1: Um Jocelyn's Caperette. Honey, I can't wait to see this.
Speaker 1: He was going one day, I just I just went
Speaker 1: to a Sanse's house and he caught me all the
Speaker 1: way up with it, so messed mind. Did what was
Speaker 1: I gonna say? Um, I've been rewatching Girls on HBO
Speaker 1: and I've been watching what is it that I watched
Speaker 1: every Sunday? Oh not need a fiance? That ship's getting crazy. Um.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to make mention. I was in a
Speaker 1: every week On Tuesday's we have a staff meeting with
Speaker 1: all the heads at my job, and two of the
Speaker 1: departments have to do with stuff you watch right, film
Speaker 1: and TV. And literally one of the girls is like,
Speaker 1: so and so keeps throwing me a project. But like,
Speaker 1: by the time we released this on Netflix, they're already
Speaker 1: gonna be tired of this scamming. She's like, Netflix goes
Speaker 1: in waves, So right now you've got an LV, then
Speaker 1: you've got the Tinder Swindler, then you've got Bad Vegan.
Speaker 1: She's like, we're in a wave of scam. She's like,
Speaker 1: we've been in a wave of stay end up. We
Speaker 1: got in a wave of black sheet and she's like,
Speaker 1: Netflix hits you in ways and keep feeding you. She's like,
Speaker 1: by the time we acquire this project, the way we'll
Speaker 1: be off. And I was like, wow, like that is
Speaker 1: really like Hollywood ship because I don't even I forgot
Speaker 1: Anna Delvi too, all of them, and now it makes
Speaker 1: me want more. And of course because you watched blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, now you like this, so it's like I
Speaker 1: do enjoy it. And the Bad Vegan story was great,
Speaker 1: but like I want to actually see how long that time. Really.
Speaker 1: It's weird because I really don't think people get sick
Speaker 1: of it, Like I'm someone and I think I mentioned
Speaker 1: it on this pod when I'm just like nothing's on TV.
Speaker 1: I love to binge American greed, which technically is scams
Speaker 1: maybe a year or two ago. No, no, no, people
Speaker 1: don't get sick of it. I think they're saying, like
Speaker 1: the hype. Oh, I mean but even what was it
Speaker 1: one or two years ago? Now was Firefest and that
Speaker 1: had everyone talking. So I mean, I think that people
Speaker 1: love watching other people get got over on. Don't know why,
Speaker 1: but I think it's a thing. I thinks it's also
Speaker 1: like the everyday person to all of these people are
Speaker 1: very unassuming, you know what I mean, Like I think
Speaker 1: I was talking to Sophia that they're not even unassuming.
Speaker 1: They just white because the way, no, no, there could
Speaker 1: be your everyday persons, white as crook ass bitches who
Speaker 1: somehow even just get the access to all this loan money.
Speaker 1: It's insane, it's insane.