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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And now that we've

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Speaker 1: been doing these for a while, listeners are starting to

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Speaker 1: request specific people for their prank calls when they send

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Speaker 1: them in OS. Yeah, it's great. I know a lot

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Speaker 1: of people have been requesting Jose. Yeah, it's been cool.

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Speaker 1: Characters that I do. Yeah, they love your characters. They

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Speaker 1: want you to do the voices and impressions for them.

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Speaker 1: And usually if they want, like an HR rep or

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Speaker 1: a customer service person to deliver some bad news, they'll

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Speaker 1: last for Brooke because making people feel bad just comes

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Speaker 1: so naturally. That is true, that feel that hurt. That hurt, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 1: It hurt a little bit. But do you know how

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Speaker 1: to lash back? Don't you? I do your fire? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: today a maid of honor wanted to set up the

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Speaker 1: less than a week before her big day. Oh and

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Speaker 1: so you're the one that's going to crush this bride street.

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Speaker 1: She wanted me to sub in as the last second

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Speaker 1: wedding coordinator. That is a suicide mission. No, I would

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Speaker 1: not do it. Why did she ask for me? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, maybe because you're actually the mean one

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Speaker 1: in this whole. I sound like I could be a

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Speaker 1: great wedding coordinator. Do I seem like the type that

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Speaker 1: would know what a good recommendation on floral arrangements were

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Speaker 1: actually do? Apparently this listener agrees with you. So now

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Speaker 1: it's my job to become the world's worst wedding coordinator. No, no,

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Speaker 1: can I do it? Yes? We'll find out in your

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Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Marcus calling from wedding Events. I'm looking to speak with

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Speaker 1: Sophia and this is she. Hey, Sophia, how are you today?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you doing? Doing wonderful? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: The big days right around the corner. Are you ready

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Speaker 1: or what? I don't think so, I hope. So I

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Speaker 1: just want to let you know some not so good news.

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Speaker 1: But it isn't anything we can't handle. Okay, oh okay,

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Speaker 1: well what are you talking about? So your point person,

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Speaker 1: Jennifer had to head out of town for a family emergency,

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Speaker 1: and unfortunately, she will not be able to coordinate for you.

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Speaker 1: Are you joking right now? Tell me you're joking, I'm

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Speaker 1: actually not. She is so so sorry. Well, I understand

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Speaker 1: people have emergencies, but I mean I went over everything

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Speaker 1: with hers, like she has all the details of everything that,

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Speaker 1: like I wanted for the wedding. I know, I get that,

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Speaker 1: the details. So I'm really confident that I can pull

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Speaker 1: this off for you. What like, you're going to do this?

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Speaker 1: I don't. I haven't met you. I don't know you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, trust me, trust me on this, Okay, Sophia,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna sub in for her. And it looks like

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Speaker 1: the B team is out launch and the A team

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Speaker 1: Jill swooped in. I guess so, But I mean, is

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Speaker 1: there any chance that she's coming back? I really don't

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Speaker 1: think so. But listen, girl, between you, me and the DJ,

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Speaker 1: I've done so many of these I can't even count anymore.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Because if you're counting my

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Speaker 1: stepmom's wedding, last summer. I've done this twice. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: not gonna work. I mean, no, excuse me, I've nailed

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Speaker 1: this twice. I don't care if you felt like you

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Speaker 1: nailed it. That has nothing to do with me or

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Speaker 1: my wedding. And I want a little more experience. And

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Listen, I think you're going to be

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Speaker 1: impressed that I coord don't be sweetie. Okay, I do

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Speaker 1: like I don't like the way that you speaks to me.

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Speaker 1: I know, Sophia. What I need you to do is

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Speaker 1: put the bridezilla to the side for the second. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's just you and me. No, that is not appropriate

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Speaker 1: calling me that you you don't know me at all.

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Speaker 1: And I think that you can understand that if something

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Speaker 1: like at the Fairy Last when it changes like before

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Speaker 1: your wedding. Yeah, I feel like I just need to

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Speaker 1: ask you a quick question. Have you eaten yet today?

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Speaker 1: Because you are sounding grumpy? What is up in here?

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Speaker 1: You deserve the rudeness. You are being impossible and Lakeia,

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Speaker 1: I would argue, I'm not being impossible. I'm being your

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Speaker 1: mister impossible right now, I am doing the impossible. You're

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Speaker 1: a joke. There is no way Jennifer did this to me.

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Speaker 1: I let me just tell you this, Okay, your wedding

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Speaker 1: was going to be a joke until I stepped in

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Speaker 1: and saved the day because I have made some changes

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Speaker 1: for you, changes that I know. Dare I say you're

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Speaker 1: think that you're making that are improving my wedding. I've

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Speaker 1: wedding coordinator now, so I wanted to try the first

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Speaker 1: bite of the cake. You did not touch my cake?

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Speaker 1: Oh yes I did. You did. Know You're going to

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Speaker 1: be happy that I did that because it was not

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Speaker 1: up to my standards. So they're going to make you

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Speaker 1: a brand new one. And this time it's not lemon ick.

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Speaker 1: It is peanut butter. Oh my god, that's disgusting. That

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Speaker 1: is discussed how you read the latest Bridal magazines. Peanut

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Speaker 1: butter is the new vanilla. I don't care what you

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Speaker 1: think is whatever, its going to be a lemon take it.

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Speaker 1: So you're basically telling me I have to go behind

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Speaker 1: you and you who worked at Jennifer and I already

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Speaker 1: did Howny knows. I've already told the baker not to

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Speaker 1: take your calls anymore because you're too stressed out. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so so it is going to be peanut butter, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I like this conversation isn't going super well right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh you think so? Maybe be better if we put

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Speaker 1: your fiance on the phone. I feel like he might

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Speaker 1: be a little bit more level headed. No, you're not

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Speaker 1: going to talk to my fiance. That's well. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to hear it. Like, is there anything else? I

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Speaker 1: don't be threatened by me. I'm not trying to move

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Speaker 1: in on your man. Oh honey, I am not threatened

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Speaker 1: by you. Oh my god. The reason that I bring

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Speaker 1: that up is because that's what happened at my stepmom's wedding.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what it was. Disaster. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I swear it's not going to happen with you me.

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Speaker 1: How can you actually now you believe this is happening

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Speaker 1: like a few days before? At this point, I'm really

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Speaker 1: glad that I canceled the booze at the wedding because

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Speaker 1: of this type of attitude's coming out while you're sober?

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Speaker 1: Did what I got rid of the booze at the wedding?

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Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Do you know how many weddings?

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Speaker 1: Do you know how many weddings I've seen it ruined

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Speaker 1: by people drinking too much booze? I like, not movie

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Speaker 1: by your experience. Okay, well, I guess you're kind of

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Speaker 1: right on that because it only happened at my stepmom's wedding.

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Speaker 1: But she did drink so much that she ended up

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Speaker 1: cussing out my real dad. I don't care, and you

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Speaker 1: don't care. You're just like saying things that I don't

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Speaker 1: give a shit out. Could you please just like? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so the alcohol? Anything else's genius? Anything else I have

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Speaker 1: to clean up? Now? Well, now you have to clean

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Speaker 1: up our relationship because you really hurt my feelings. I

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Speaker 1: don't give it about this relationship, but I do need

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Speaker 1: you to like nap to it and tell me if

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Speaker 1: there's anything else I need to fix. Do you understand?

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Speaker 1: But Sophia, how are we going to work together on

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Speaker 1: your big day? I don't want to work with you.

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Speaker 1: You're a crazy person, and I need either someone else

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Speaker 1: to deal with me right now or you just tell

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Speaker 1: me if there's anything else that I need to fix. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what. Fine, I'm out. You've ruined this, Scott.

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Speaker 1: Is there anything else to work with you? I don't great? Great, yeah,

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Speaker 1: low clap for you, sir. Okay, yeah, please have Maybe

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Speaker 1: you can clap for this prank phone call? Huh, gotcha?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about, Sophia? I just pranked you.

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Speaker 1: Who are you? Oh? You want to know who I am.

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Speaker 1: My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. And this is actually a prank call.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is a prank. Oh my god. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so pid this to me? Your mat of on her.

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Speaker 1: Heather set you up because she said she wanted you

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Speaker 1: guys have something to laugh about at the wedding. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, bride Zilla talking. Where's the nice Sophia?

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Speaker 1: I hate you. I hate you, I hate you. I

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Speaker 1: hate you. Well, girl, I already hate myself, so I

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Speaker 1: beat you to it. Your lines are horrible. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand where you got the wake up. Every morning was

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Speaker 1: fantastic weekday mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning