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Speaker 1: Hi, you know, hello looking to the Visual Split podcast.

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Speaker 2: That was beautiful. I didn't even try to hit the note.

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Speaker 2: I know with Sydney. Oh and Marie, we didn't even

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Speaker 2: say her name. Oh they know who we are, they do.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of the Unofficial Expert, where

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Speaker 1: we are your messiest best friends.

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Speaker 2: Ah.

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Speaker 1: If you want to hear us me even messier, jump

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Speaker 1: on Patreon where Sydney feels all of her dark truths.

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Speaker 1: And I just go, girl, I can't believe you just

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Speaker 1: shared that, and after I asked a question. And if

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Speaker 1: you like comedy and care about comedy, you go to

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Speaker 1: Comedy Hype and you know, slide on over there, get

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Speaker 1: you all your comedy news. I'm so tired me too.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy because I just turned twenty five and I

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Speaker 1: just I can't believe that I'm exhausted the way I am.

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Speaker 1: Your face looks, honestly.

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Speaker 2: Are you wearing makeup right now?

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Speaker 1: Just a little bit of her?

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's why.

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Speaker 1: That's the area that I wasn compliment and that's where

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Speaker 1: the makeup is odamp, bitch. You can't just be like

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Speaker 1: you look great. Well.

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Speaker 2: I wanted, I want.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say you look naturally beautiful. But

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Speaker 1: you just told me you got makeup on, so I

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Speaker 1: know a little bit. But the area that I was

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Speaker 1: going to compliment is where the makeup is, okay, because

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Speaker 1: everything else is dry. Buch, your face needs loops.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to say.

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Speaker 1: I just want a little k Why a little astro

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Speaker 1: glide on a chin? How you doing, Marie? You're looking gray,

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Speaker 1: your shoulders happens, teeth are looking great. You're glowing. Did

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Speaker 1: you get some dick? Listen? Maybe I did get some dicks? Hey, okay,

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Speaker 1: twenty eight I'm proud of you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I put you in my dreams, in my prayers to

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Speaker 1: get whatever you need to get this year.

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Speaker 2: It's there, okay. And Penis is on the list.

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Speaker 1: Penis is on the prayer list, got it? What else

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Speaker 1: is on the list?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: You know you're in a bag, right whatever? Those bags

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Speaker 1: may be grocery bags. You're in the clutch, you know,

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Speaker 1: booking a pilot or something. We you know, we got

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Speaker 1: some ship in the works, so we're booked in busy

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Speaker 1: and West. We're not going to secure some some envelopes,

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Speaker 1: maybe not bags, but sitting and I did a show

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Speaker 1: this week, and they paid us in these like pretty

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Speaker 1: big Manila envelopes and we were like, what the hell's

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Speaker 1: in this envelot? You know what I thought?

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Speaker 2: I was like, do we get a grip? You know,

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Speaker 2: you get like a stack of I was ilt it

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Speaker 2: because you know, I'm bending the envelope.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's a card. I'm like, probably a

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Speaker 1: card saying like thank you for hosting the show.

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Speaker 2: I was like, this is gonna be terrible.

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Speaker 1: I said, this is a hard ass grip I thought.

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Speaker 1: I still thought it was money. I thought it was

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Speaker 1: a card, like a thank you card from if C.

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Speaker 1: We opened it, I was like, I thought it was

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Speaker 1: you know how you flipped the money and it was

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Speaker 1: just like a thicker, like a thicker like they folded

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Speaker 1: like a crisp.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I thought.

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Speaker 1: But when I saw a gift card and I saw that,

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Speaker 1: But then I was like, because you know, you see

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Speaker 1: a gift card and you see the number, but you

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Speaker 1: got to see what type of gift card it is,

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Speaker 1: because it could have been like a like a like

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Speaker 1: a home Depot gift card or something.

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Speaker 2: Then I'm stuck at.

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Speaker 1: Home Depot, who I don't know what I'm saying, you

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Speaker 1: gotta look at the it was a visa. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I do hand out Applebee's gift cards for twenty five dollars.

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Speaker 2: I do do that.

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Speaker 1: I've done it for Christmas.

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Speaker 2: You're doing the Lord's work, the same gift.

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Speaker 1: You don't want a chicken feed it. You don't want

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Speaker 1: that sizzling thing they come out and Apple Bee's it's

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Speaker 1: just hot, that hot thing that they're like, careful, it's hot,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, we all watched you bring this

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Speaker 1: burning ass crock pot or whatever the hell it is.

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Speaker 1: It's just like steaming peppers. It's some beef, but mainly peppers.

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Speaker 1: It's mad and onions, the onions, the thing that's making that.

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Speaker 1: It's just steaming vegetables.

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 1: You can actually, uh what do you what do you

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Speaker 1: call it when you get one of those masks.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're saying, like a spat mask.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, face, and you can open your wars up and

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Speaker 1: then you open your mouth and shook peppers and yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the two of one.

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Speaker 2: You're a miss.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So ray, what were you're an expert in this week?

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Speaker 1: Honestly? Were you on your knees. No, sis, I was not.

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Speaker 1: I see you looking at my little black man, I

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Speaker 1: am looking at you. Let me just queen Elizabeth my leg.

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Speaker 1: I just turned him to the side. I was an

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Speaker 1: expert at being a good Samaritan this week. Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you what happened last night. So I had to

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Speaker 1: show last night, Right, met somebody for a drink. Right.

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Speaker 1: I had just gotten a little bit of money, So

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna get the first round because

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Speaker 1: I knew he was gonna get all the other rounds,

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Speaker 1: right I had, Sis, I just twenty bucks.

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Speaker 2: I've paid twenty dollars, right.

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Speaker 1: And then that doesn't even sound like you, I know,

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Speaker 1: sis I honestly, I was like, is this is this

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Speaker 2: Must be happy to happy as fuck? Sis?

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Speaker 1: I was hungry. I was probably a little bit delusional. Right,

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Speaker 1: So we drank a little bit. We went to this

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Speaker 1: other bar, we went and got food.

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Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah. I'm on my way home.

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Speaker 1: Who is this guy? Sis, you don't want to know

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Speaker 1: about him. He's not the person who you want me

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Speaker 1: to be with. So that's why, sis, I just you

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Speaker 1: saw me trying to jump over that and skip it.

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Speaker 1: You don't care. You don't want to hear this. So,

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Speaker 1: but that's not what I'm telling you about. So I'm

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Speaker 1: walking home. I'm walking to the train, and there's this girl,

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Speaker 1: this like young chick, like crying in front of like

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Speaker 1: a Rate eight or something.

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Speaker 2: And you know, I don't care. It's late.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, this might be a this is a setup. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's such a New Yorker. You're like, those are not

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Speaker 1: real tears. This is a trap. I was like, that's

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Speaker 1: that's a Broadway after that, that's falling on hard times.

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Speaker 2: I was like, next, So I'm walking, but she was

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Speaker 2: I probably was a little bit drunk. I'm like, Sis,

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Speaker 2: what's up?

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Speaker 1: How many wings did you have?

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Speaker 2: Bitch? Sis?

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Speaker 1: I didn't have wings. I had some meatballs. I have

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Speaker 1: some some mac and cheese. I had some like pickled

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Speaker 1: something you don't go to make gold beats? Did you

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Speaker 1: know this that beets thre only come red? You not

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Speaker 1: eating vegetable ass, Sydney Washington.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that before I make you have green

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Speaker 2: in my life. That's a damn lie. I agree, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm like.

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Speaker 1: I feel like the last time I saw you eating

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Speaker 1: vegetable was continue, continue. Can't let me take a sip

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Speaker 1: of water? Hold on, feel the feel the silent space.

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Speaker 1: So she's like she she was like, I need a

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Speaker 1: Plan B. They won't let me buy it because I'm

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Speaker 1: can you please? Can you?

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Speaker 2: She was like, I have the money? Can you please?

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Speaker 2: I was like, Sis, she need to get that baby

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Speaker 2: out right now. You don't have any stairs in your building.

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Speaker 2: You can just hear you can.

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Speaker 1: Just god dive off of You can't hot Malta. I

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Speaker 1: heard hot Malta kills the baby.

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Speaker 2: What about col Malta? I love it has it has

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Speaker 2: to be hot. That sounds gross. That's why the baby

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Speaker 2: be like kill myself.

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Speaker 1: Anyway. Anyway, anyway me I go in. I'm at the door.

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Speaker 1: Y'all got planned B here?

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Speaker 2: Just shouted it into because it's not mine.

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Speaker 1: If I had to, if I had to go in

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Speaker 1: and get a Plan B for myself, I'd be like,

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Speaker 1: excuse me.

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Speaker 2: Can you just read the text of the phone. Let me?

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Speaker 1: I yelled at for forty ninety nine? Oh it went down?

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Speaker 2: What did it used to be?

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Speaker 1: I feel like it was like fifty two.

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Speaker 2: Sis, come on, come on, come on. It was like

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Speaker 2: fifty two no, no, no. But I went on.

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Speaker 1: I went online to see, like how much you cost

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Speaker 1: other places at Target. It's thirty nine ninety nine. You

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Speaker 1: were like, girl, you should Amazon Primes. She put it

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Speaker 2: You don't have Prime Swiss Swiss.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I got this little girl Plan B shout out

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Speaker 1: to her. I hope she listened to the podcast because

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Speaker 1: I was like, girl, you should listen to my podcast.

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Speaker 1: Did you plug the podcastpert?

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Speaker 2: You're the expert of making bad decisions?

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Speaker 1: Shit on a Thursday night? Anyway, She was by herself.

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Speaker 1: The dude wasn't even there. I was like, that's why.

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Speaker 2: You can't let me let these dudes raw dogg you

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Speaker 2: what the fuck? She said?

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Speaker 1: He needs to get you some Plan B. She said

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Speaker 1: he was. He said he was going to veno her.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, the niggas is out here, man.

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Speaker 1: I would be like square cast that ship. I need

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Speaker 1: it right now, I need it immediately, right now, right

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Speaker 1: now now. I mean or at least in seventy two hours,

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Speaker 1: because that's how long you have to take the Plan

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Speaker 1: B that's what they say.

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Speaker 2: But honestly, the faster you.

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Speaker 1: Take it, the better it works. So that's why she

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Speaker 1: was out there crying.

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Speaker 2: Let's take it with a little limon drop shot, a

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Speaker 2: little Kamakazi shot. Sydney, what were you an expert in

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Speaker 2: this week?

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Speaker 1: Was the expert in taking care of myself? I list

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Speaker 1: some candles and touched yourself?

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Speaker 2: Touched you about it?

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Speaker 1: No I have. I haven't done that in a while,

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Speaker 1: so I'm gonna put that on my prayer list.

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Speaker 2: I haven't done it in a lot. Your Lord, please

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Speaker 2: let Sydney touch herself.

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Speaker 1: My God, listen, there's too many damn cats in my

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Speaker 1: house to touch myself. Yeah, you gotta lock those cats.

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Speaker 1: And the cats is no see as fuck. They'd be

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Speaker 1: at the end of the bed.

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Speaker 2: They hear that magic wand start They're like.

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Speaker 1: They were like, let me get a little something. They

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Speaker 1: turned around, they jump me a little.

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Speaker 2: But what your cats are real fresh, They're real Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: That's what it is.

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Speaker 2: I got them from a Brooklyn basement, so they know

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Speaker 2: what it is. Okay, Uh yeah, you know.

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Speaker 1: Just uh just to the bath. That was strange. It's

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Speaker 1: very strange. I'm not a bath person. I feel like, did.

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Speaker 2: You clean the bathtub before you took a bath? Of course,

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Speaker 1: The bathtub wasn't clean on the weight. There's just the

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Speaker 2: No, shut up, I'll put the little chlorox wipes. That's

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Speaker 2: what you clean sis, I know it.

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Speaker 1: A little cloths like you got in that bathroom corner

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Speaker 2: No, I watched it.

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Speaker 1: I cleaned it out, and it was just you know,

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Speaker 1: I had a little Ebsen salt. That's the old people

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Speaker 1: so soaked that soul.

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Speaker 2: Chicken chicken bath for the soul.

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Speaker 1: Well that it probably was like brothy in there because

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I just don't understand how people could

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Speaker 1: First of all, you gotta sit in your First of all,

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Speaker 1: you hit it with your ass, hit it a little bit,

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Speaker 2: Says, what are you sure you used ebs and salt?

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Speaker 1: Did you use the wrong it's just hot. You put

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Speaker 1: And I like bubbles. I mean I don't think salt

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Speaker 1: ebbs and salt makes bubbles. No, I had a bubble

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Speaker 1: bath too. Listen, you weren't there, No, thank God, why not?

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Speaker 1: God bless Adrian was there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, both got in the tub. No, why you gotta

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Speaker 1: I'm just what if we got what if both of

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Speaker 2: That's a horrible bad. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Cats would be on the toilet seat, like, wow, things

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Speaker 2: Everybody was in the bathtub. You gotta move.

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Speaker 1: I well, you know, I had a little me time.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you had it y'all time because she

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Speaker 1: it is our time. She always says, our time. Can

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Speaker 2: Our time?

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Speaker 1: It's our time. You have to listen because it's her place.

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Speaker 1: She was like, it's a blackout time. I'm like, you're right,

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Speaker 1: blackout time. I punched myself in the face. That's blacked out.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of blacking out, blacking out, punching yourself in the face.

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Speaker 1: This next guest, Oh my god, I can't believe he's living.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe he agreed to do this, ragged nott.

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Speaker 2: He came here early as hell too proped.

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Speaker 1: I was upset, look clean and shit. I'm like, wow,

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Speaker 1: he took a shower for this.

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Speaker 2: He left his shoes on though. Wow et a brand new?

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Speaker 1: Are those the yeasies for the white man?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Either? Ah? The playing good old, good old targe. You

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Speaker 1: got the charge the models.

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Speaker 2: But anyways, yeah, going well, anyway.

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Speaker 1: He's a comedian, he's a storyteller. He's mainly a dog.

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Speaker 2: Is this going through? He is our dog walking expert.

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Speaker 2: It's Andrew Collin. Sounds like an moron dog walking expert. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it sounds like something dumb as ship. It's nothing called Andrew. You.

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Speaker 2: You came in the house. You got a pantagodia coat on.

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Speaker 2: My brother bought me that. None of these clothes are mine.

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Speaker 4: Who paid for the models? I gave him a dog

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Speaker 4: and got him that's great?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know. I bought him myself. Andrew, you

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Speaker 2: look like a white man, like a well to do

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Speaker 2: white man. He is. He calls the money the way

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Speaker 2: that the beard is graying right there.

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Speaker 4: He looks like money, the salt pepper that gets Saturday.

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Speaker 2: The more distinguished I look poor, I am. It's not good.

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Speaker 1: And you can just tell that like the Richard gear

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Speaker 1: crows feet, you got your eyes like, yo, he's got

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Speaker 1: to save the gun he does.

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Speaker 2: Oh thank you, I used to. I did for like

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Speaker 2: a week and a half.

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Speaker 1: Well, can we talk about like where you're from and

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Speaker 1: like your background?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so I'm from floor, Florida, born and raised.

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Speaker 2: Of course you can higher if you want.

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Speaker 1: Having trying to get in advance, you can't. You can

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Speaker 1: be a dog walker and a Harvey my age.

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Speaker 2: I need that salt. Listen. No, I'm from Florida.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He put his knee closer to Sydney's hands and there you.

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Speaker 2: Go the uh yeah, so I was born and raised

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Speaker 2: in Florida, and you know, my dad was a doctor,

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Speaker 2: so he's obviously happy for me. And uh you got

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Speaker 2: kind of what kind of doctor non college is a

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Speaker 2: cancer doctor?

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Speaker 1: Your dad is in the cancer ward and you out

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Speaker 1: here just yeah, yeah, yeah, what's her dad's name?

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Speaker 2: Alan? Doctor? Alan?

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Speaker 1: Alan is sexy as full.

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Speaker 2: Alan has dated a black woman before he's yeah, he lived, Yeah, he.

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Speaker 1: Alan takes black women and applebe's to get the like

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Speaker 1: we don't get the two for drinks too we don't

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Speaker 1: get the tuber is that called it doctor when you drink?

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Speaker 2: We don't get the apple sangree, it's funny. It's not

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Speaker 2: myster it's doctor. And they love being called doctor. You're

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Speaker 2: like judges. I'm like, I'm dog walker. That's what I do.

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Speaker 2: Doctor college. And then you have siblings. Yeah, I got

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Speaker 2: an older brother. He does fine.

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Speaker 1: Nance he's doing great. Huh, he's doing great. He came

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Speaker 1: into my fucking bar and I already knew. I was like, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: get your books up the way, waits your brother name?

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Speaker 2: You give me a broom and ask for his black card.

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Speaker 2: I know he's so nice. I was like, his button

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Speaker 2: down is all buttons? Wow? Great, all the buttons. Button?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the buttons.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, came in there. Damn, damn Daniel. Daniel. Sister in

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Speaker 2: law is bad. He was at the family. Yeah. They

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Speaker 2: gave you a good old tip.

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Speaker 1: Out of here.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: No, I worked there like he walked in his nigga.

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Speaker 2: He walked in.

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Speaker 1: He was all embarrassed. He was like, ah, I got

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Speaker 1: this button up on, looking like a nerve. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I want people to think I'm coming from the bottom.

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't want to see him do bottle service.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, they were doing it up too. Y'all came

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Speaker 1: in with like twenty people. I was like, did somebody

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Speaker 1: get a promotion? Like no, we're just living our white lives.

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Speaker 2: And they're like, and Andrew's here. So yeah, it doesn't

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Speaker 2: make much sense to me. Bick enough dog ship, but

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Speaker 2: it really doesn't. Well there's a long how did you

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Speaker 2: get here? Because nobody is supposed to be here? Yep,

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Speaker 2: she wanted a short version. I mean dog walking. We

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Speaker 2: got a cool I mean you want to us. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So I went to Tulane uh in New Orleans.

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Speaker 1: That's a good ass. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everything's adding up here for.

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Speaker 1: Me not to be because you must have not you

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Speaker 1: must have not carried the one or something you did

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, really got in. I went there because my brother,

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Speaker 2: obviously Daniel, he went there, and damn Daniel Dan Daniel

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Speaker 2: he uh he you know, he's he He was a

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Speaker 2: major in finance. He was in a fraternity and he

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Speaker 2: was like, you gotta come here, you gotta come to school.

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Speaker 2: And I probably shouldn't have went to New Orleans because

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Speaker 2: you partied hard. One story about getting stabed, but that's

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Speaker 2: a whole long story, but yeah, yeah, so I ended up.

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Speaker 2: I mean, but we do want to hear about white

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Speaker 2: men doing bad, So I mean you can talk about this. No,

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you a quick version. When I was visiting

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Speaker 2: tu Lane when I was a senior, I got my

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Speaker 2: brother's roommate was the next Navy seal, and he had

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Speaker 2: me put on a bulletproof vest and he's like, hey,

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Speaker 2: look it's a knife proof and he and I go.

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Speaker 2: He goes, I think I stabbed.

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Speaker 1: That is well, if that's not some fraternity ship, that

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Speaker 1: is some frat brother.

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Speaker 2: She was Navy seal, he was in a he was

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Speaker 2: a he was twenty seven, and so.

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Speaker 1: How you like twenty seven? I feel like that's not

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Speaker 1: enough time to be retired. But also, why are you

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Speaker 1: twenty seven? Is in school?

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Speaker 2: He was in law school. Oh, and my brother was

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Speaker 2: living with them, And then my brother came out. They

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Speaker 2: drove me er. I thought I was gonna die wearing

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Speaker 2: like upper chest yeah like right here. Yeah yeah, I

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Speaker 2: thought I'm doing. Yeah, my first hour visiting school and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you call here like now Orleans.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is the school for me.

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Speaker 2: I can only go up and uh yeah, I ended

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Speaker 2: up going to emergency room and they thought my lung

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Speaker 2: was collapsed. Oh my god, like the Navy seals like,

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Speaker 2: you gotta tell the cops you stabbed yourself, like yelling

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Speaker 2: at me and ship, Oh my god. And the cop

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Speaker 2: came in as big as New Orleans cop. He's like,

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Speaker 2: what happened? I was like a dog jumped on me

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Speaker 2: when it all started, and now the ghost of dogs

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Speaker 2: are dogs past?

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Speaker 1: You want about the dog?

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Speaker 2: You lie in jail again, but a board on me?

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Speaker 2: What exactly? Yeah, did you point out a dog? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: A stab wound don't look like that dog doesn't look

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Speaker 2: like six dogs? Yeah, huh, what's up? Stab wound doesn't

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Speaker 2: look like a dog bite? No, No, the dog jumped

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Speaker 2: on me. I was holding a knife. I stabbed myself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But the cop didn't want to fill out paper.

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Speaker 1: He was just like Orleans.

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Speaker 2: He had he had a daker in one hand and

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Speaker 2: his badge and the other he was some beads on

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Speaker 2: my neck. He's like, sorry, little bit, like we'll find him.

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Speaker 2: And he was like, yeah, we'll get that dog, damn.

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Speaker 2: And then yeah, I was in the emergency room for

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Speaker 2: like six hours and then uh, but.

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Speaker 1: You had a health insurance, so it didn't matter.

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Speaker 2: It was nothing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did Alan? Did Allen come in?

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Speaker 2: And Allen actually stitch in a private jet and stitched

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Speaker 2: me up with gold What you want to hear gold through? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: gold plate. I have a gold heart. So you go

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Speaker 2: to too Lane, So then I'll go, Yeah, I might

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Speaker 2: as well go tou Lane because I met a girl.

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Speaker 1: The next night and I was like, damn, right after

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Speaker 1: you got stepped.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she liked the scar. She was into it.

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Speaker 1: She's like, you can't do anything too strenuous when you've got.

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Speaker 2: Stitches New Orleans baby.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he wasn't doing anythingou his head. You ain't

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Speaker 1: got to do ship made out with it.

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Speaker 2: But I was just like, all right, I'll go there.

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Speaker 2: I had like five condoms in my pocket too. I

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Speaker 2: was ready to go. You just ready to do that.

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Speaker 2: And then like, girl, if I I hadn't got the

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Speaker 2: stab wom, you would have gotten this.

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Speaker 1: Dick you got, you would have got this side.

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Speaker 2: Strokes the virgin at the time. But yeah, college, oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: a virgin though. That was pretty funny. Finger to grow

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Speaker 2: by my name.

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Speaker 1: Because I fingered a girl and I bite my name.

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Speaker 1: I told the doctor, that's crazy. Andrew, you got stabbed

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00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:24,240
Speaker 1: before you got pussy.

441
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:28,960
Speaker 2: That's yeah, I got yeah, that is true. That yeah, Okay,

442
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:34,080
Speaker 2: so I got penetrated before I penetrate it. Yeah yeah,

443
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,960
Speaker 2: we've we've covered picking on the podcast we have. So

444
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,359
Speaker 2: so you went to tou lane to lane, I fucking

445
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,960
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be great, but I end up

446
00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:46,440
Speaker 2: like I have the horrible anxiety and so like because

447
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,879
Speaker 2: you've never been away from home. Yeah, probably because I

448
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,680
Speaker 2: was sheltered, and you know what happens is like I

449
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,080
Speaker 2: played a lot of sports, so like my what sports?

450
00:19:54,359 --> 00:20:09,320
Speaker 2: Motherfuckers Lacrossecross generalized, it's a cute sport. I played football

451
00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:11,960
Speaker 2: and basketball too. I'm an athletic. Don't let let me

452
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:16,160
Speaker 2: see let me see a basketball pivot? You had three

453
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:16,760
Speaker 2: point stance.

454
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:21,600
Speaker 1: Don't want to play basketball? You played basketball and football?

455
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:27,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? For fun. You weren't no team, private.

456
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:33,240
Speaker 1: School, wasn't no scholarship, small inter mural. You aren't. You

457
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,200
Speaker 1: are he got game?

458
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,320
Speaker 2: You know? No. I actually went to an all Christian

459
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,320
Speaker 2: private school and I'm Jewish, so they were like they

460
00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:41,280
Speaker 2: were calling me all the name. I felt very out

461
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,719
Speaker 2: of place my whole life, and I know I look

462
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,320
Speaker 2: at you. I know how sad Daniel.

463
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,280
Speaker 1: Didn't your brother go to the same school as you.

464
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure I was cool though you said you

465
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,399
Speaker 2: what you wasn't cool though I was cool. I was

466
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,560
Speaker 2: just a virgin cool I want from king. It was

467
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,879
Speaker 2: a virgin. That's pretty funny, that's how.

468
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,720
Speaker 1: But I'm looking at your face now and I'm like,

469
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,440
Speaker 1: you look like you would have been cool in college.

470
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 2: I was cool in college.

471
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,680
Speaker 1: But those eyes there was nothing, thank you.

472
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,680
Speaker 2: But the eyes they're greenish.

473
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're dirty brown from here, Wow, dirty brown, trash

474
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 1: can brown.

475
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 2: Brought These are emeralds.

476
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,320
Speaker 1: They're beautiful.

477
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,399
Speaker 2: So yeah, So I went to school and I couldn't

478
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,480
Speaker 2: sit in class. Like So, what I was saying is

479
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 2: like with the sport, I had all my time like scheduled.

480
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,520
Speaker 2: You know, when you have your time and you don't

481
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 2: really think about yourself that much and then you're just

482
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,560
Speaker 2: going through it, You're just going through the motion. Then

483
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 2: you go to college and you have like three hours

484
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 2: of class and then all this time just like what

485
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 2: is are they set you.

486
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 1: Up for failure?

487
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 2: They really do. And then you be in the cafeteria.

488
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:55,080
Speaker 2: You got all these cafeteria points and You're like, I'll

489
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 2: just be here for five hours. Yeah what do I

490
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,920
Speaker 2: and I do that now you know it's the same.

491
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 2: But like all this time, and then I was drinking

492
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:04,480
Speaker 2: like Craig because I'm in the Norman. So then that

493
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 2: adds to the anxiety. So then I couldn't sit in class.

494
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,199
Speaker 2: I wasn't on the class. I was just cheating on everything.

495
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 2: So I was like I was cheating. Oh dude, I

496
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 2: was crazy. And then so yeah, so like I didn't

497
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 2: I didn't really like learn anything. So like I came

498
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 2: out of college. I learned that I was dumb to

499
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 2: go to college. Yeah, I learned about uh Ishmael Reid.

500
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 1: That was it.

501
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 2: I took an acting class and I actually enjoyed that.

502
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 2: That was the one thing that should have been that

503
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 2: moment when oh, this is what I should be doing,

504
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,120
Speaker 2: you know. But it was like my dad was like, no, bitch,

505
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,359
Speaker 2: you're I'm not paying forty grand a year for you

506
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 2: to freaking be in a Thespian Yeah, freaking Alan Colin,

507
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 2: he doctor Kalind. There's a lot of career, Like when

508
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 2: you come from a Jewish family, there's like it's career.

509
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 2: You know, my brother already had his career, you know

510
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 2: what I mean. He knew what he was going to do.

511
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 2: He had warned buffet books when he was seven, you know.

512
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,640
Speaker 2: But me, I was always the silly, fucking idiot, you know. Yeah,

513
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 2: and so I didn't know what I wanted to do.

514
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 2: So so then like I graduated, I did graduate somehow't's

515
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 2: I got a diploma, that's I walked. But there was

516
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 2: no diploma in there to the house. No, no, I

517
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,400
Speaker 2: didn't have all my credits. Family came to this fake

518
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 2: you know. So I got it like a month later. Sad.

519
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's all. My whole life is pretty sad.

520
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 2: But I'm happy. So uh so then I graduate, Where

521
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 2: do you get a job? So I don't have a

522
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 2: job yet. So I have two choices. I could either

523
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 2: go to Chicago and work in real estate because my

524
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 2: family does real estate up there.

525
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 1: Look at you, there's there's a plug right there.

526
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 2: You just got the access, like you, I have access. Yeah,

527
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 2: that's the thing. There should be no reason why, I know. That's. Look,

528
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 2: I'm well aware that I have so many opportunities that

529
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 2: I've passed up. And I'll admit that a lot of

530
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 2: people are be like, oh, you know, it's still hard

531
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 2: for no. I know. So I had a choice to

532
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 2: go to Chicago work in real estate, but there's a

533
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 2: whole long like family thing. My parents were divorced and

534
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: my mom's side of the families in Chicago, so my

535
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 2: dad didn't really want me to go to them side

536
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 2: of the families the Gangsters. Does that make sense, Yeah,

537
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,639
Speaker 2: it makes sense. Yeah, Or you want to be on

538
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 2: Allen side as Alan, you just yeah, I mean you're

539
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 2: still kind of sucking from the tea that when you're

540
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 2: giving ship, you're like, oh, I got to listen to

541
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 2: this person.

542
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,160
Speaker 1: Well that's why I think people who have money, they're

543
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 1: so family oriented because they need their face.

544
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they're too weak. But be like, shut up, mom.

545
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 2: People really talk like that.

546
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: They'll call their mom a bitch, but they'll call their

547
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 1: mom every day and speak to them every day, So

548
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 1: they're calling them a bitch seven days a week. But

549
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: it's fine.

550
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 4: I called my mom every day and wing got no money,

551
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 4: so I haven't talked to my mom in nine years.

552
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 2: I don't even know her name's or yeah you know

553
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 2: it's Robin. Yeah, so I don't know. So yeah, so

554
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 2: I either did that or I went to LA to

555
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:04,159
Speaker 2: be a producting a production assistant. I thought I'd be

556
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 2: a producer, like I majored in finance. I was album, No,

557
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,479
Speaker 2: that doesn't sound fun, though I didn't I had an

558
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 2: idea of what it was, but I didn't know what. Yeah,

559
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 2: you don't know nothing when you're twenty one, right. So

560
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 2: instead of taking this like secure real estate job, but

561
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 2: because of my family background, I was like, I don't

562
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 2: want to do that. I drove to La cross country

563
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 2: to be a production assistant.

564
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: Drove to La what a thing called a plane?

565
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I a car, a car, a car. I

566
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 2: had a Silver Exterra. I don't even know what that

567
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 2: is Nissan.

568
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 1: In my mind, it sounds like a Midspecie Eclipse. Yeah.

569
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 2: So I went there and uh and I show up

570
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, I thought I have a job,

571
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 2: like a fool like year job. No, it was one weekend,

572
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 2: so you picked your life up. And I showed up

573
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 2: in like a suit to a production assistant. They're like,

574
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 2: what do you are you?

575
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, what I don't know anything?

576
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 2: You show up on the weekend. It was for like

577
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 2: a waffle House commercial with Joel McHale Joe McHale. Yeah

578
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 2: and the soup and yeah in community and so yeah,

579
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 2: so I worked one weekend. I was like, what's my

580
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 2: next job? Like there is nothing.

581
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: I was like, what do you drove?

582
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 2: It took you long to drive there? And then the

583
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 2: hours that they pretty much wow yeah yeah yeah and yeah,

584
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 2: so I fucking so this is the thing though, I'll

585
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 2: be honest. My dad gave me a little bit of

586
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 2: money to go out there.

587
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, it makes sense you didn't

588
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 4: have any you just yeah, I came from college your

589
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: parents with my white people.

590
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 2: I like, I swear my dad just gave me, you know.

591
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 2: So he gave me a small loan. You had just

592
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 2: forty hundred thousand. Gave me like all four grand to

593
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 2: go live my life.

594
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: It's not a lot actually to go to LA.

595
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 2: I got around it up to a list five okay

596
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 2: five grand around there. Yeah this was thirty years ago.

597
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, money was a lot stronger.

598
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 2: I had to buy nine horses on the way.

599
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: Were a trail hu yeah wagons.

600
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 4: Seven people died, but I made it just to work

601
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 4: that one weekend commercial carriage.

602
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 2: I love, we got a right, So yeah, so I

603
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 2: get there. I work in the productions and then like

604
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 2: that doesn't go well because I don't have another job.

605
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 2: So now I get a job, Oh my god, in

606
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 2: l A. In l A because my my, my, my

607
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 2: great uncle worked for American Express, like everybody's everywhere, everyone's

608
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 2: successful in my family, every great.

609
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 1: I don't even have a great uncle, a regular uncle.

610
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even have an uncle.

611
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: Wow.

612
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I get a job there and like a filer.

613
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 2: So they just put me in the back the file.

614
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 2: Did you have a suit on? I did where I

615
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: got dressed to funk up again and then doing I

616
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 2: keep getting dressed up. They're like, we're gonna put you

617
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 2: away the boxes at just in the back. They don't

618
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 2: even see me. So for like I work for like,

619
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 2: I would just show up, but I like had a system.

620
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 2: I'd go, I'd clock in and then I'd leave after

621
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 2: twenty minutes because they just put me in the back.

622
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 2: I go play basketball and work out all day and

623
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 2: then and then I clock it at the end of

624
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 2: the week, and I was this is a great I

625
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 2: was killing it. My brother. I told him the story.

626
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, they fucking let you do it, because

627
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 2: they don't because of a great on because your family. Yeah,

628
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 2: but I thought I was this whole time. I thought

629
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 2: I was like they didn't like I was being all slide. No, no,

630
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 2: we know that you're not working, but Andrew, I didn't

631
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 2: realize that though.

632
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 1: That's nepotism, and that's the downfall of nepotism, is like, yeah,

633
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: you hire people that you know in your family, but

634
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: how you know they're going to do a good job.

635
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 2: You know they won't.

636
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: They're not going to hear that.

637
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 2: But I do think a lot of people think just

638
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 2: because you come from money, that you're going to be

639
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 2: very successful. There it's I don't know.

640
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: It's not that I think that you're going to be successful.

641
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: It's like you have the choice to not be or

642
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: be successful. You have to access it's how you want

643
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: to be successful. You look at Jaded Smith, you know, yeah,

644
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: he like he wouldn't be literally nothing Marie Jada's face

645
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: and Will are you serious?

646
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 2: Jada?

647
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: I think he's talented. He was on just the two

648
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: of us, remember that song he was so he did

649
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: that song with Will Smith when he was a baby.

650
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 2: Isn't there any sense to the subject? Dad?

651
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: How much did I get him paid for this? And

652
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: then he was in pursuit of pursuit of happiness. He's adorable,

653
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: and then we were like, oh, no, he's actually terrible.

654
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: And then he released the song and we were like, oh,

655
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: it's actually a pretty cool song. And now his hair

656
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: is green and he's found with Justin Bieber. That would

657
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: not have happened if he was not Will Smith's son.

658
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 2: Like, I hear you, no, no, wonder, I'm not disagreeing

659
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 2: that there's insane like privilege and and and you started

660
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: off on third base like all right, but then but

661
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 2: then if you look at Will Smith is Will Smith's

662
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 2: other son, You're like.

663
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: We got another song, y son.

664
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 2: Yeah he's like super regular. Yeah that's me, that's me

665
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: as a dogwalker. So so so anyway, I take that job,

666
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 2: I end up believing I go to I go to

667
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 2: Vegas for New Year's end up having like party too hard.

668
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: Of course you did, it's fucking Vegas. Yeah, you blew

669
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: all your four thousand dollars.

670
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I blew every well I made. I had like

671
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 2: nine hundred dollars like cone of go to my rent.

672
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 2: I quit that job and then I ended up spending

673
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 2: all my money on like strippers and like I made

674
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: eight grand there, oh wow, playing cards and then I

675
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 2: ended up whatever that was Vegas. Then I came back,

676
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 2: didn't have a job. Then I went to New Orleans

677
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 2: and then got stabbed again on like I did too

678
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 2: much blow and I did. I was about to say,

679
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 2: I was like drugs about to happen, But I never

680
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 2: bought coke. But that time, I just I did coke

681
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 2: all night with a stripper and we didn't even hook up.

682
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 2: We just talked about life and uh she was like

683
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 2: don't She was like, be better than me? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

684
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 2: so much, so much access. So anyways, I have a

685
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 2: little bit of an overdose. I end up in the

686
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 2: hospital for like three days in the hard four days.

687
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: And how much coke did you do? Did you knows?

688
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 2: Far off? I think. I think I just did a

689
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 2: lot of coke down did a gravity bong hit and

690
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 2: like I went, what the fuck is that? Like where

691
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 2: you do weed and you fucking put it in the

692
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 2: bathtub and take you Yeah, you put it in the bathtub.

693
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 2: I don't know you like you smoke, I don't know

694
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 2: you smoke and then you fill up the bathtub with

695
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 2: wheat smoke. No, you put fill up the bath of

696
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 2: water and you cut a milk jug, you put the

697
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 2: weed the smoke in there. And then so I'm that

698
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 2: my whole anxiety kicked in. Next I know him in

699
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 2: the e R. So then I end up leaving. At

700
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 2: that point, I left l A and I drove back

701
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,959
Speaker 2: to Florida. Dan, you couldn't ship the car. You can

702
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 2: afford to ship the car.

703
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, dispensive ship of far more expensive to

704
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: drive all the way across the country.

705
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 2: You got to stop. Yeah, So that was all one year.

706
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: So that was one year. God, that was all one year.

707
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: And then, no, wonder, you look like you've been through it.

708
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 2: My dude. I thought you just said I looked good.

709
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 2: I said that the beard hair looks good. I mean

710
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 2: she said something about my crow's feet.

711
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: And yeah, she called it Richard gear crust. It was

712
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: cute though it looks good.

713
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 2: She rude. She is rude. It's unbelievable. Instagram. That's what

714
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 2: I hate about your gener You look old as ship.

715
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 2: While I'm on Instagram looking at my own.

716
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 4: Pictures in a headshot at a bio secure the bag,

717
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 4: you can't send me Okay, sounds like this guy, This

718
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 4: white dude complained about his rich parents. I'm gonna get

719
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 4: my head shot. Yeah sure, and look at your phone

720
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 4: more believed.

721
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.

722
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: Okay, So anyways, I'm gonna touch that's a year, right, Yeah.

723
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 2: So what happens Then I go back home. I'm living

724
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 2: back in my fucking and my mom's I'm just satisfyed.

725
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: I just and your mom doesn't live with your dad?

726
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 2: No, in Stuart, Florida's fancy. Yeah it is kind of nice.

727
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 2: But so I go back there and I'm like, I

728
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 2: don't know what the I'm gonna do with my life.

729
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 2: You know, I failed as a PA even though I

730
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 2: worked one weekend, you know, and you never got another

731
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 2: gig from them. Yeah yeah, but you didn't really fail.

732
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 2: You did the job. But in your mind, especially when

733
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 2: you also have like a little bit of an overdose

734
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 2: your anxiety and your failure, it's a little bit of

735
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 2: an overt by like your baby is like I'm off,

736
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 2: you know. And also from a family where everyone's successful,

737
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 2: so there it's like, you know, you put so much

738
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 2: pressure on yourself to not fail. And uh so my

739
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 2: family was, you know again, they did real estate, and

740
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 2: my mom's like, why don't you just get your real

741
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 2: estate license. And this is like right before the boom

742
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 2: of real estate. Oh and uh, I got your mom?

743
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: What's your mom's name?

744
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 2: Robin? Okay, Rob, Yeah, she want to get me out

745
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 2: of the house, but she was like the want to

746
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 2: walk around but naked. She just want to have sex

747
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 2: on the couch with her. I wish more. I wish

748
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: she had more of that, to be honest, shout out

749
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 2: to Robin. Yeah that's a that's a whole other thing.

750
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 2: But like, so, uh she.

751
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: Down?

752
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 2: I do?

753
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: I do?

754
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 2: She was single way too long.

755
00:33:59,600 --> 00:33:59,719
Speaker 1: Man.

756
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 2: It was sad, too much alone. It happens. Man, that's

757
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 2: happened to me for the last fifteen years. But you

758
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 2: go get tons of ass on this. Yeah, sympathy, we

759
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 2: got you. So I end up I end up getting

760
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 2: the real estate license.

761
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: How long it take you to do that?

762
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, four months? Maybe I failed to

763
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 2: test the first time. I couldn't cheat. I can't cheat

764
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 2: it anymore. I tried already.

765
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: What do you do?

766
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:30,919
Speaker 2: What that scantron? Or yeah, scantron? What kind of questions

767
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 2: around the real estate test? I don't know, like adverse possession,

768
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 2: I don't know how much is in a square.

769
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, what's this the comference of a

770
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: microwave like things like that.

771
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 2: Yeah that did you show up to the test wearing

772
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 2: a suit? Hey, look, dreads for the job.

773
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: You're never gonna get.

774
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 2: A dress for the job you have for two days? Yeah,

775
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 2: So I end up, I get I get the real

776
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 2: estate license, and then I'm trying to sell houses. But dude,

777
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 2: I've never even owned the hell, I don't know what

778
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 2: the fun I'm doing or I don't know what the fun.

779
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 2: That's a couple of stories. Yeah, I'm not good at sales,

780
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 2: you know. And but my buddy, it's crazy because it

781
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,959
Speaker 2: looks like you can sell some ship. I'm personable as fuck.

782
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 2: You comes to like closing, I hate it. I just

783
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't like, that's why you're a

784
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 2: virgin for so long. But I said, that's why you're

785
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 2: a virgin for so long.

786
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: But you look like somebody who like owns a startup

787
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: or something like this is the whole outfit you got,

788
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, very casual. No, but it looks like

789
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 1: casual money, right, Like I start like I have a business,

790
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: and I do talks about.

791
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 2: How mad it is to look the part, to be

792
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 2: the part, to be part of the part, and then

793
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 2: not be the part. Listen, man, we don't want to

794
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 2: flare up your depression. So no, I'm good. No, I

795
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 2: can say all this because you're I'm still depressing. I

796
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 2: can say all this because I'm still lippatore or whatever.

797
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 2: He lexapro. Yeah, yeah, that's all. Yeah. So uh so

798
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 2: you don't. So I end up getting getting into commercial

799
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 2: real estate because my boy, Rusty, Rusty the third the

800
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 2: third Generations Florida Alligator trash, he got me into it.

801
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 2: So we end up selling land, and we sold a

802
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 2: piece of land and I made fucking three hundred grand,

803
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 2: three hundred grand? How how many months? Or no, it's

804
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 2: the market, That's what it was. At that time. I

805
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 2: could just be like, there's a piece of land three

806
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars. My life went.

807
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: Wait, so the that was classy?

808
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 2: Huh? That was your commission? Yeah, and you undo, you

809
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 2: and Rusty made that money or that was just your

810
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 2: hundred g's we made. And then after are you.

811
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: Fucking eight million million dollars for land.

812
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,879
Speaker 2: For the bakers? Yeah, for Horners Grove where you could

813
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 2: build one hundred and twenty for trees. Yeah or yeah

814
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 2: yeah now so so yeah it was. It changed my life.

815
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 2: You know, I thought I was happy, but you know whatever,

816
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 2: there's then I was a real ship. What did you

817
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 2: do with money? Like, it's what did you do? I

818
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 2: spent it all. I bought a Mercedes with four hundred

819
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 2: horse power. I I brought a toun your truck first,

820
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 2: you bought two cars. I bought the I bought the truck. First.

821
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 2: He had put some twenty two's on it. He's not

822
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,760
Speaker 2: a black kid that just signed to deal with the NFL.

823
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 2: You bought two cars.

824
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: You put twenty two's on the Chevy. Yeah.

825
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 2: And then I put the Mercedes on top of it.

826
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 2: I just pulled it behind it. I stacked them, put

827
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 2: them together like a train. No. I bought the truck,

828
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 2: and I was like what am I? I'm a little jew?

829
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 2: What am I doing driving a pickup truck? And then

830
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 2: I was like, I need Mercedes. And then my buddy

831
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 2: had a used car dealership, and I took out seven

832
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 2: grand in cash, put it in a brown bag because

833
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 2: that was the difference, and I just threw it at

834
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 2: his ass. Was like giving the Mercedes like ball. It

835
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 2: felt great. I was looking a bag was it was

836
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 2: it like a trader Joe's bag. It is a straight

837
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:56,439
Speaker 2: brown lunch bag. Yeah, seven gesus his face yeah half,

838
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And then I bought a condo for

839
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 2: two hundred and twenty grand. This is all in Florida.

840
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: You made three hundred thousand dollars.

841
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 2: You bought a condo for two hundred and twenty thousand dollars,

842
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 2: paid to twenty you paid whatever, thirty down or whatever

843
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 2: it was. I'm trying to get rid of the money

844
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 2: as fast as you were. You know what happened. That's

845
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 2: because I earned this money. I was deserning your hand.

846
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 2: It was burning your burning your pocket. So I end up,

847
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 2: I end up fucking you go bankrupe, Yeah, I do.

848
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 2: The whole market crashes and we had like a million

849
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 2: dollars in deal. I was gonna make another million dollars,

850
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 2: no bullshit. And then the market crashes and then my house.

851
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 2: If you had made that million dollars, you probably would

852
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 2: have died. I wouldn't. No, it's not that that's a

853
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 2: good that's a really nice way to look at it,

854
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 2: even though it's like sadder. But maybe I would have

855
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 2: rebound it. No, I would have bought nine more another,

856
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 2: so I bought the to then I uh, the market

857
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 2: crashes were crash at my house goes from two ten

858
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 2: to seventy thousand dollars in six months. That's because that's

859
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 2: how bad it got. I got bad it got so

860
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 2: you had to sell the house. Short sold the house

861
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 2: made eighteen hundred dollars, nice.

862
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: Of them.

863
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 2: For two hundred put Yeah, I put like thirty g's

864
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 2: into it.

865
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: Are you fucking do it?

866
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 2: Oh? I know two sets of bunks and you think

867
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 2: that listen, I just WoT it furnished. It was terrible.

868
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 2: I'll take it. I'll take that elephant thing. I have

869
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 2: a question, have you ever killed anybody?

870
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 1: Because this is like some mass shooter ship, Like I

871
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: only get eighteen hundred dollars, dude, spending all this money

872
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: from my home, I'm shooting up a whole movie, every tag, everybody.

873
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 2: What I was sad about. I really was depressed as

874
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 2: fuck because I was in so much debt. So I

875
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 2: paid half my taxes. I didn't pay the other half

876
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 2: because I had the million dollars coming. I was like, whatever,

877
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 2: I'll keep. You don't think about that when you're twenty four,

878
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 2: twenty or twenty I was twenty five.

879
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, this is why white people be aging

880
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: so quickly, because they lived their whole life in three years,

881
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: one year, one year.

882
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 2: It's wow. Yeah, that's why I got them cruizy feed God,

883
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 2: that's why I don't smile. Okay, No, you're always fine.

884
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 2: So how'd you get out of that? How I didn't?

885
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 2: You're still there, I'm still in it, so no, so

886
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 2: I I end up. I'm in the debt right like

887
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 2: forty g's I owe the government and I'm just like

888
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 2: huh and A the whole time, Alan, whole time. Alan's like,

889
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 2: this is your problem. I'm not gonna When I went

890
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 2: to them, they were over it. But like dude, I

891
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 2: wasn't just could do your money and ship like I

892
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 2: was still like from college. I never had my brain right,

893
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? I didn't feel kind like

894
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 2: I didn't know how to deal with the debt, Like

895
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 2: I didn't know how to take it on. I thought,

896
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 2: you're forty, nobody would know how to deal with the debt. Yeah,

897
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 2: I didn't know how to like that you could set

898
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 2: up a payment plan. I didn't know anything. So I

899
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 2: was just like help me, but no one they're like,

900
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 2: help yourself and help myself. Yeah, they're exsul, what are

901
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 2: you doing? This must have been before Google. I just

902
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 2: didn't know how to ask. Dude. I don't know.

903
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: It's hard to but they honestly, they didn't give you

904
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: the tools.

905
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 2: We don't know anything at twenty four.

906
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody has to tell you. This is you got

907
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: to set this up. This is how you pay off this.

908
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 2: But nobody listen then because the money comes so easy.

909
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 2: When money comes easy like that, yeah, it's you. Like

910
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 2: so then after that, like I tried to do so

911
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 2: many like quick rich like things, you.

912
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 6: Know, like I tried to do a website strain, I

913
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,919
Speaker 6: tried like all these Like I tried to make an app.

914
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 2: I tried to do all this ship but I'm not

915
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 2: good at anything. Then app thing didn't work. You look

916
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 2: like you got an app. Yeah, I know the episode

917
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 2: dumb was the app? It was you know Brian Urla,

918
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 2: the football player. No, okay, so somebody's saying his name

919
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 2: like er lack Er and then you go, yeah, that's

920
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 2: the whole app.

921
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,399
Speaker 6: Whenever I tell that story, I pad a crackhead off

922
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 6: of Craigslist to make it for me. I gave him

923
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 6: five hundred bucks on an Apple be He's got the

924
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 6: faidas I get him find the bucks, and then I

925
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 6: ain't ever heard from him. And then I finally he

926
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 6: finally answers the phone. He finally he goes hello, and

927
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 6: I was like, Yo, where's my money?

928
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: Mother?

929
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 2: Where's the app? He's like, I got cancer. I was like, bitch,

930
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 2: you don't have cancer. Fuck you with your cancer.

931
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: To your dad the on colleges and I go, do

932
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:31,959
Speaker 1: you remember the app?

933
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 2: I go? He goes black. I go, You're still my guy?

934
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 2: And I'm fucking And then I never heard from anyone

935
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 2: that sounds like my friend Anthony.

936
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: We went to this party called funk Box and his

937
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: nigga was like, hey, I'm making customized shirts, like you'll

938
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: have your name on it, and so.

939
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 2: He gave him like thirty dollars and he's like, okay,

940
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send the shirt tea. Yeah, what is the

941
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 2: how do you spell that with the T? Yeah? Yeah,

942
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 2: he's like spelling your name. And then he gave of

943
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 2: a receipt.

944
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: Then and he gave him his number and he's like, okay,

945
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna have your shirt in like a week. Yeah,

946
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 1: you is texting this man thirty dollars, thirty dollars Anthony,

947
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 1: and then a year later he's like, hey, man, what

948
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: happened to my funds box shirt? He's like, hey, the

949
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,919
Speaker 1: party got shut down when it did it even gets

950
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,720
Speaker 1: shut down.

951
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 2: That way, so good.

952
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, kids are amazing.

953
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 2: Wait, and Andrew, we got to get into.

954
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: Dog walking.

955
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 2: It's so funny.

956
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, So okay, so I'll get there.

957
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 5: How do I even get there? So I end up

958
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 5: moving to New York the first time that I like,

959
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 5: at thirty, you drove the Benzone.

960
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 2: No, I don't have a car. My car got repoond

961
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 2: out of my dad's house. Every my car got repooned

962
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 2: from the dad my dad. Guy goes, well, I surely

963
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 2: a nice house, and I was like, it ain't mine.

964
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 2: Take my card. They took my Yukon at that?

965
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: How any want to ask you? You just guzzling?

966
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I was like, I'm gonna save money

967
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 2: by buying a ninety six Yukon. I'm a fucking idiot, dude,

968
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 2: I'm so dumb. I still haven't learned ship.

969
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: So this maybe people listening are that you are teaching.

970
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 1: You're teaching the kids.

971
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gets so in a way. Yeah. So anyway,

972
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 2: so I ended up coming to New York. I'm was

973
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 2: gonna take a screenwriting class at n YU. Are took one.

974
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 2: It was like a night class. I was like, I'm

975
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 2: gonna be a screenwriter now. And when I was in Florida,

976
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 2: I wrote a movie, Like in two weeks, I just

977
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 2: buzzed out this movie called Laffers for Hire. It was terrible.

978
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 2: It was it was about lafughers. It's so bad. It

979
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 2: would be funny how bad it is. Do it now?

980
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,439
Speaker 1: You could do like a sketch or something.

981
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I send it to everyone I know in

982
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 2: my production and everyone, and they're like, dude, there's typos.

983
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 2: This is like written fucking with like catch up, Like

984
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,359
Speaker 2: were you high when you wrote this? Yeah? Like yeah

985
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 2: I was. And so anyways, so I ended up I

986
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 2: ended up working for my I was working as a

987
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 2: fishmong I got that job driving a fish truck. I

988
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,919
Speaker 2: was driving a fish truck. That means you smelled like fish. Yeah.

989
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god. People bums were moving away from me

990
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 2: on the subway. They're like, get your life together.

991
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: This is a New York.

992
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 2: This is when I was like twenty nine. So then

993
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 2: my brother who runs the finance stuff, he gave me

994
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 2: a job because I actually worked. You can't be poor.

995
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, you're just making me sad and the

996
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 2: fish is smelling up my mansion, you know. And so

997
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 2: I end up getting a job with him, and we

998
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 2: work in factories, like doing lean manufacturing, where you like

999
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 2: make everything run more efficient.

1000
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: You know, you had the fucking hardest life. You're like

1001
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: a coal miner like that.

1002
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 2: It's weird, and it's so weird, like, yeah, you're like

1003
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 2: a coal miner, coal miner. But yeah, so I end

1004
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 2: up working in the factories and then like I'm like,

1005
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 2: I'm watching people handship. I'm going I'm timing them like

1006
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 2: It's like I'm fucked up, dude. I'm like, I'm figuring

1007
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 2: out ways to run things more efficiently so they could

1008
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 2: essentially fire people you was snitching out on. Yeah, in fact,

1009
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 2: your old fucking fucking you then only do seven packages

1010
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 2: in an hour. Funk that dude, he's out of here.

1011
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 2: You know, a robot and you got people fired pretty much.

1012
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 2: But it was a good job. And uh, then I

1013
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 2: end up and then you got fired. No, I quit.

1014
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 2: I ended up was working in Dayton, Ohio. I was

1015
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 2: doing a night shift right your whole factory. I don't

1016
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 2: even know how I ended up there. I was here

1017
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 2: for a screenwriting class. I wanted to be an artist.

1018
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: So now do you think you have a d D? Like,

1019
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 1: because I'm like, you're all over the place, my man,

1020
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: literally all over and like literally like Florida, New Orleans.

1021
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 2: Eighty h I was here. I've always I've always had

1022
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 2: a d D. So then I end up having a

1023
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 2: panic attack and I end up because you're moving around

1024
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 2: a lot doing factory I'm doing. I'm working the night shift.

1025
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're worked, well, you work, so

1026
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 2: you know how the night but imagine like in a factory.

1027
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: Was like don't say like I know because I don't

1028
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: know about this cold money, like you.

1029
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 2: Work late night. So I end up going back to Florida,

1030
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 2: And then how do I get the dog trying to get.

1031
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're the dog walking expert, you

1032
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,760
Speaker 1: might just be like the white man doing bad experts

1033
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:22,479
Speaker 1: because honestly, like everything that you've been through is like wow,

1034
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: but honestly, I can't tell on your face like at all,

1035
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: Like and you're so cool, and whenever I talk to you,

1036
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,959
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is the first time I'm hearing all.

1037
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 2: The time, I said, Andrew my friend. I know, but

1038
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 2: it's like, I don't know, it's weird. It's like I

1039
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 2: don't care something about the it's more like the pressure

1040
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 2: and like dealing with yourself. And I never stopped to

1041
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 2: deal with my ship.

1042
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: Because you're you're constantly moving. You just want to get

1043
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: to the next.

1044
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 2: With money too, because I thought if I could get

1045
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 2: the money back, I could be happy. But you had

1046
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 2: money in success. But you had money and you weren't happy.

1047
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: I know.

1048
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 2: But when you're negative money, money to zero, you know

1049
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 2: what I mean, just to be even though, But in

1050
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 2: your mind that doesn't even get you know, you just

1051
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 2: don't and you're always pushing. You always pushed, which is

1052
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 2: funny because with lean manufacturing, what you learn is it's

1053
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 2: a pool system. So it's like you shouldn't go on

1054
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 2: to the next thing until the one thing's done. But

1055
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 2: I always went on to the next thing. Yeah, man,

1056
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 2: you had you had a bunch of things. Yeah, I

1057
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 2: had a lot of things, and so I like have

1058
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 2: anziety and panic and so finally you gotta put you

1059
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 2: yourself in that place.

1060
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: You kind of all the things that you were doing

1061
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: would push anybody in to have an anxiety.

1062
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's true too, on top of already happened. Yeah.

1063
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 2: So then I end up taking a comedy class. My

1064
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 2: buddy got divorced and this, and he was sad and

1065
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 2: he was like, let's be comedian. Well, well, his friends

1066
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,359
Speaker 2: bottom this stand up class for him to like talk about,

1067
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, just to whatever.

1068
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 3: And he's like, yeah, yeah, to therapy or the stand

1069
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 3: up lass was cheaper than therapy. You get a classes.

1070
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 2: So he's like, y'all pay for your class. And I

1071
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 2: took the class and I ended up you know love.

1072
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 2: I mean, I fucking did the first show and I

1073
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 2: was like, this is what I wow, this is for me,

1074
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like for the first time,

1075
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,919
Speaker 2: it wasn't about family, it wasn't about asking people for shit.

1076
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, this is all me, you know

1077
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 2: what I mean. Like, I'm on stage, I wrote this ship,

1078
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 2: I'm taking ownership of it. I'm not paying a crackhead

1079
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars.

1080
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 1: I'm not paying to.

1081
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 2: Crack I am paying a crackhead at the improv. But yes,

1082
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 2: and yeah, yes, that says my jokes are great. But

1083
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,280
Speaker 2: but it felt like, I don't know, it just fucking

1084
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 2: it felt like, legit beautiful. It was beautiful.

1085
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 1: It was I'm almost like to honestly, I feel like

1086
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: people listening to this or they were waiting for you

1087
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 1: to be like and then I died, you know, because

1088
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 1: the story sounded like it was going.

1089
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 2: I know, there is like a positive, I guess, I mean,

1090
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 2: I guess the positive. I came to New York a

1091
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 2: year later, and uh, after you took the class, after

1092
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 2: I took the class. Now, funnily is like you go

1093
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,479
Speaker 2: through some like that you're like, oh, I finally found

1094
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 2: something for me. But that even that kind of.

1095
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 1: Dies down, you know what I mean, Yeah, because you

1096
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: always want to get to the next thing, especially in comedy,

1097
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 1: you like finally you get your five minutes and you're like, oh,

1098
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: I need to give more time than I need to

1099
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: get more stage time than.

1100
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I want to be on TV. I want

1101
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 2: to do that.

1102
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: I want to because you because you can't just do

1103
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 1: the same thing in stand up or in anything, right,

1104
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: you got to get.

1105
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 2: To the next level. Yeah, that's it, Well, that's the idea.

1106
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 2: Of the next level. That's not going to bring in

1107
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 2: a happiness though. I don't think it's like having happiness

1108
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 2: within your life, and I don't do you have happiness

1109
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 2: within your life now yet? But I'm getting there. I

1110
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 2: think I am getting there. I think, what isn't you

1111
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 2: work towards? Come here and you in New York is

1112
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 2: a fucking monster. It is, And no matter how people

1113
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 2: are like New York's offt now, it's still a monster.

1114
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 2: The competition's insane.

1115
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 1: Oh listen, and people step over homeless people all the time,

1116
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: and people fuck over their friends. So yeah, it is ruthless. Well,

1117
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're you get kind of like numb

1118
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 1: to it, right, you see homeless people look like I'll

1119
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: be on the train and like three homeless people in

1120
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: a row will come up with a sad story and we're.

1121
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 2: Like, you should have came fire early. Homeless person gets

1122
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 2: the bird right, you're your shoes are too clean? How

1123
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 2: is your fucking face shaved if you're home? Exactly? So

1124
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 2: long story short, I guess is getting back to a

1125
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 2: dog walking And then I got into dog walking because

1126
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,800
Speaker 2: a more successful comedian on the dog walking business and

1127
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 2: I was like, yo, I'll get that job that might

1128
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 2: help me kind of finagle my way. But I was

1129
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 2: trying to skip the hard work, you know what I

1130
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 2: mean again, trying to skip and that's what it's all about,

1131
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 2: is like putting it in the hard work, and that's

1132
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 2: how you get the reward, trying to get that quick money,

1133
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 2: which isn't going to give you that fucking that whatever

1134
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 2: that you didn't.

1135
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: Have to do a fucking ted talk. It's for real,

1136
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: like this is this is some next level ship that

1137
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: can help somebody, because I wouldn't even have thought about

1138
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:48,360
Speaker 1: all this stuff that you went through that got you

1139
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: to this.

1140
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 2: Point of coming.

1141
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: Says he's trying to help himself.

1142
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 2: Student figure it out. I know, but I'm just saying that.

1143
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 1: I know.

1144
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 2: I've tried to do a one man sho. I wrote

1145
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 2: a one man I just need to figure. I mean

1146
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 2: I figured, I say what I just said, Yeah, we

1147
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 2: just play this and we'll just drink my all the work.

1148
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 2: And so so anyways, so I end up getting a

1149
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 2: dog walking job, and and you know, you do that

1150
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,839
Speaker 2: and it's like I'm not a dog walker. But then

1151
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 2: New York it will fucking eat away next thing, you know.

1152
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 2: It's five years later, I'm still doing comedy. You know,

1153
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 2: I'm running a couple of shows like things are you know,

1154
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 2: I think I'm like respected and like people think I'm

1155
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 2: funny and shit, you are putting the time, but the

1156
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 2: less you get ship, the more you're becoming a dog

1157
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 2: like the dog walker.

1158
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: That's how it's dealing with waitressing. Yeah, I was like, man,

1159
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: I'm spending two I'm spending all my weekends, do my mondays.

1160
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm saying no to stuff because I want the money.

1161
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 1: But then I was like, I'm still a waitress. I

1162
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 1: want to move to the next level.

1163
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 2: But you got to look at yourself as I'm a

1164
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 2: comedian that does waitressing, and it's hard to look at

1165
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 2: it that way, especially when you're fucking dealing with assd

1166
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 2: like you're dealing with shit, yeah all day, so it's

1167
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 2: hard to be but I'm just no, it's like every

1168
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 2: day I'm walking dog and thirty degrees picking them ship.

1169
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 2: I'm on the subway, you know what I mean, Like

1170
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 2: you don't have a day off. No, well whatever, But

1171
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 2: it's funny, like dog walking has taken me, Like I've

1172
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 2: met some great owners me and like they bought me

1173
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 2: a laptop, Like you know, I'm working. I'm working now

1174
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 2: for a very successful comedian that saw my dance videos

1175
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 2: with the dogs, which got me to that, and now

1176
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 2: I'm like opening for that comedian. Oh wow, Carolines like

1177
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 2: these like weird things, like they kind of add up

1178
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 2: through the hard work and ship and who knows, I'm not.

1179
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 2: I think something's gonna come for you. I really do.

1180
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: I think like the way you're just you're learning, and

1181
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 1: the funnier you get and the more dedicated you are

1182
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: to comedy, I really see it.

1183
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 2: And I think the last the nicest thing you've ever

1184
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 2: said on the podcast thank you. I hope so too.

1185
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 2: But is like and whatever the success is, it's like

1186
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 2: I'm just find like I started therapy like five months ago,

1187
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 2: and like to anyone more than anything, is like, yo,

1188
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 2: that ship is the best thing ever. Did you stop

1189
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 2: and you analyze yourself and you breathe a little bit

1190
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,240
Speaker 2: so you don't push the next thing. And because of therapy,

1191
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 2: I went and got like you know, I was always

1192
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 2: a hypochondriac. I went and dealt with that ship. I

1193
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 2: went to a doctor, you know what I mean. So

1194
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 2: you you did go to therapy and it's actually happy year. Yeah,

1195
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 2: therapy is in the bed. And then like I went

1196
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,760
Speaker 2: and met with an accountant and I'm like, I finally

1197
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 2: ownership with their money shit, and it's like I'm trying

1198
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 2: to do that, you know. But that ship I've always

1199
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 2: like put to decide because I haven't stopped and just

1200
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 2: been okay with myself. But now I can through picking

1201
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 2: on ship and being an expert a.

1202
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 1: Dog walk, that's not what you're next. We got to

1203
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: change your experts because that's not even that's not what's.

1204
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 2: Kind of funny because come at them sideways. But yeah,

1205
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 2: you can change. I mean it would be funny for

1206
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 2: somebody's waiting for the dog walking, They're.

1207
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: Like, where is the dog walk?

1208
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 2: There are some funny story this story, but your story

1209
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 2: is more than that.

1210
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 1: But I personally think that your brother knows how hard

1211
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: you're working and he's like super helpful and so a view.

1212
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 1: And I saw how you guys were at the bar,

1213
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: and I think he really he does. He's on your side.

1214
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 1: What's the age difference between I think it took.

1215
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 2: Like three years and then I have a six year younger.

1216
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 2: Younger we didn't even talk about the other yea what

1217
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 2: do you do? He's good and he's lived in New York.

1218
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 2: He's getting married in a month. It's awesome. What does

1219
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,439
Speaker 2: he do? He does like sales, but he does well.

1220
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:24,839
Speaker 2: He sells drunks sales and he's that high maintenance due.

1221
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 2: He does good. He does good, he works hard, and

1222
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 2: uh he's got a great fiance. It's awesome.

1223
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: I feel like people need to know more. People need

1224
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: to know your story because I had no idea. So

1225
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: the story behind what you're doing. I'm like, oh, now

1226
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: I or maybe I don't know. If you talk about

1227
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: it on stage, I talk a little bit about it.

1228
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:44,279
Speaker 1: I mean it's a long story.

1229
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 2: It's hard. It's a hard dude. Money is hard more

1230
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 2: than sex more a month talking about money. Yeah, crowds

1231
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 2: don't want to hear about I don't know. They don't

1232
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 2: come there to hear about that. I don't know.

1233
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,240
Speaker 1: It's like, well, when I when I'm at a comedy

1234
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: show or I used to go to Mike's, I don't

1235
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: want to hear your set stuff.

1236
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I want to hear the funny stuff. Well,

1237
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 2: I think there's a lot of funny and sad. I mean,

1238
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 2: you laughed most of the podcast. All my comedy is

1239
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 2: is were like even in my my other jokes, it's

1240
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 2: all you know, all that ship.

1241
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: Right, There is humor in sadness, but people who have

1242
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 1: not found the humor yet and they're just up there

1243
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: using comedy as therapy.

1244
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not here for that. I feel like I

1245
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 2: found the humor, and I still think even if you

1246
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 2: find the humor in money, is this hard, dude, it's

1247
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 2: just hard talking about debt, like, bring up debt. I

1248
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 2: don't know. For some reason, debt is like that's worse

1249
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,919
Speaker 2: than like you're the death you're the dead expert. Yeah,

1250
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:39,280
Speaker 2: because it's crazy.

1251
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: But the crazy thing is so many everybody is anybody

1252
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 1: who went to college as it is.

1253
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 2: But I think that's why they don't want to hear

1254
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, that's yeah money, I'm a student debt

1255
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 2: and my dad didn't pay for my college and you're

1256
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 2: plaining motherfuckers. So it's like, so you just gotta If

1257
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 2: it's a one man show and they know what they're

1258
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:02,439
Speaker 2: getting into, it'd be different. But yeah, work on that, dude,

1259
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 2: work on it. I see it.

1260
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm I'm super interested, and I see how funny you are,

1261
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:09,839
Speaker 1: and I had a good time. Honestly, if you're listening

1262
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: to this still, Andrew was actually a really really funny

1263
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: comedian watch he is because like you weren't like it

1264
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: wasn't lo ol today because you're talking about something that's

1265
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 1: retal and I think the way that you're telling the story,

1266
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 1: it's super visual.

1267
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 2: Like I could see everything that you're talking about.

1268
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I also think as comedians we want to

1269
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 1: make things so funny and then sometimes you got to

1270
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 1: take the time and be like, now, hold on, sit

1271
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: on this because it is a lot. It's a lot

1272
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 1: and people people need to take that shit serious. I know,

1273
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 1: because I think that's how comedians get so far in

1274
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: to depression and alcoholism and drugs and shit, because they

1275
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 1: don't really sit down and be like, Okay, this.

1276
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 2: Is seriously, what's going something I need it's not fucking funny.

1277
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 1: I do need to go to therapy. I do need

1278
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 1: to stop whatever I'm doing. Some comedians don't believe in

1279
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: therapy because you.

1280
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 2: Drinking stuff like that. Like I mean, drinking is fine,

1281
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 2: but it's like for me, it doesn't work. You know,

1282
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 2: you just got to figure out what works for you.

1283
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 2: Some people can fucking do ahead and get hungover within

1284
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 2: an hour. They're like fucking writing and they're like being productive.

1285
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 2: I don't works for some people. It's just what works

1286
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 2: for you to stop to like, and.

1287
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,919
Speaker 1: What works for other people doesn't necessarily mean it's.

1288
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 2: Don't project on other people. Yo, this dude me, you're

1289
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 2: just gonna do you you know what I mean? It's like,

1290
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 2: whatever do you?

1291
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 1: So?

1292
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 2: What's next for you? So there's like a couple of

1293
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 2: things that are pretty interesting. The uh we have a

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Speaker 2: podcast called Happy Never After. I wasn't really even we weren't.

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Speaker 2: We're kind of talking about this, but like we're planning

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Speaker 2: on doing a bike ride across the country. Wow, to

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Speaker 2: raise a million bucks that you lost. Yeah. Yeah, that's

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00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 2: a great kickstarter money. Why I do this whole thing?

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Speaker 2: That's a kickstarter for real?

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00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: No, no, we legit, we partnered.

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Speaker 2: This is what this whole podcast is. Yeah, I see

1302
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 2: what you did there. I'm not even kidding. That is

1303
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,320
Speaker 2: my idea for the Woman Show to end up being like,

1304
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 2: and uh, we if we didn't sell this to Netflix,

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Speaker 2: so if you could just put some.

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Speaker 1: Money in a hat, you know what I mean, people

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00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 1: do it all the time, So don't even be ashamed

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Speaker 1: to do it.

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Speaker 2: No, no, so no. The idea though, is no, we're

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Speaker 2: like going to like real sponsorship, not to like our friends,

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00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 2: but like the idea is, and I didn't want to

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00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 2: really even sit because who knows, but like we really

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00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 2: do have money raised already, and we partner it up

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Speaker 2: with Futures Without Violence, which is a where there's a

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Speaker 2: domestic abuse charity. Yeah, it's pretty dope. And like so

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Speaker 2: like we have like we're gonna do like we're trying

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Speaker 2: for sixty shows in sixty days, is the idea. But like,

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Speaker 2: I don't think y'all really going to ride bikes, yeah

1319
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 2: mars like a cyclist. No, like bike bikes. Let me

1320
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 2: see the caves. No, they ain't there yet. I'm like, yeah,

1321
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 2: you gotta really take it serious. You gotta watch your diet.

1322
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 2: Like that's a lot. I know what time of the

1323
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:08,920
Speaker 2: years is gonna happen tomorrow if you can't go when

1324
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 2: it's too hot. That's why I bought my toothpaste. So

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01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 2: it's gonna be planning on leaving August fifteenth and doing

1326
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 2: a show at Caroline's to like launch it off, and like, yeah, dude,

1327
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 2: it's a it's an insane undertaking. But I feel like undertaking,

1328
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 2: like you know what it is. It's like I feel

1329
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 2: like you go through it all the time in New York.

1330
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 2: It's like you wait to get stuff, and yeah, you

1331
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 2: wait for you know, I just had my show canceled

1332
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 2: for me. A New York comedy club canceled for you. Yeah,

1333
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 2: cancel for They're like, we're we're gonna take this off you.

1334
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Speaker 1: We won't call it.

1335
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 2: We call it You're sad enough. We're gonna take to whatever.

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01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 2: But like you wait for things that, like.

1337
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 1: For people to well, I think that's that's something that

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01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 1: people who are creative usually do, right. You're you're waiting

1339
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 1: for people to recognize that your talent. Dude, You're waiting

1340
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: for people to have you have tunity, opportunity for yourself,

1341
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 1: your own exactly. It's like we live in a digital age,

1342
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 1: like people are people got millions of followers.

1343
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 2: You're only you have to hustle.

1344
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm going That's why I'm going to l A because

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01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: I feel like I gotta do something different than what

1346
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,439
Speaker 1: I'm doing here. Even if I'm doing the same crap

1347
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: in l A, different people are seeing.

1348
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 2: It, yeah, which is like a different way right, I'll

1349
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 2: kill it. I think you guys are great, and I'm

1350
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 2: very happy to have me on this because I do

1351
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 2: really think that you guys have grown so not even grown.

1352
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 2: I hate that word because like, no, it's just like

1353
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 2: it's beautiful. Like I saw you guys both do that

1354
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 2: Caroline show a while I don't know, like a few

1355
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 2: months ago, forget Yeah, and you are both ripped and

1356
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 2: out of that show, and I don't know, it's just

1357
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:47,120
Speaker 2: it's awesome to see.

1358
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: It's awesome to see people grow in it. And now

1359
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 1: that I know your story, I'm gonna look out for you.

1360
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 2: Even more, like he just thought I was this white

1361
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 2: boy with dog Walker. Honestly, that's why I did it.

1362
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:02,479
Speaker 1: Well, No, because I chatted with you outside of Club

1363
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 1: Ones and we talked a little bit about your story,

1364
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 1: and I remember pieces of what you said today and

1365
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 1: I just was I remember thinking, damn that we got a.

1366
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Speaker 2: Crazy ass life. Yeah, but I didn't know that.

1367
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Speaker 1: But I've also been through a lot too, So when

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing all your stuff, I was like, we got

1369
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: like parallel, except I didn't have a fucking access I know,

1370
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 1: Alan or whatever or brother, But like you know, I

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01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: still get it.

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Speaker 2: You know what happens though, It's like you don't have

1373
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 2: it and you get the access or you get that

1374
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 2: big check and then you have no idea what to do.

1375
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 2: That's all the time that either you have access or not.

1376
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 2: It's like you get that chunk.

1377
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 1: Watching thirty for thirty is real life and it's and

1378
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: you have to see it. You have to watch so

1379
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 1: many of those to be like, dude, this is happening

1380
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 1: to some because people like, how could you spend all

1381
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 1: that money? Eighty million? That's how do you watch? If

1382
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 1: you watch five of these, that's exactly how.

1383
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 2: You lose all of it?

1384
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: Okay, So Andrew, where can people who are listening ketch? Yes?

1385
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 2: And when somebody has like a legit question and they

1386
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 2: wanted to talk to you about it? So I mean

1387
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Speaker 2: Graham or Twitter, and Andrew, t Colin.

1388
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 1: And Thomas, it's for Todd wealth Todd.

1389
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 2: I hate the middle name. You should just go about Toddlin,

1390
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 2: not to Colin, just to Todd.

1391
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 1: Colin is a drink too, and I said, but I said,

1392
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 1: you could change it up and make y'all.

1393
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 2: Colins is a football player. But whatever, Colin. My podcast

1394
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 2: is Happy Never After And I run a monthly show

1395
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,440
Speaker 2: at u c B. It's usually the last Saturday, and

1396
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,880
Speaker 2: it's a great freak show, storytelling show. They both have

1397
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 2: been on. You guys are amazing and it's an upright

1398
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 2: Citizens Brigade and it's called It's a Long Story and

1399
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 2: uh yeah what this was? God, it was so good.

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01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 2: We're going to figure out.

1401
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll figure it out. But I'm I'm super excited

1402
01:03:58,160 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: to put it out.

1403
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 2: And I'm usually like that about white men, but this

1404
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 2: is great.

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01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 1: This is really dope.

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01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 2: Maybe you should talk to more white men and find

1407
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 2: out their stories.

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01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 1: No, no, no, this is one.

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01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:11,919
Speaker 2: This is enough.

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01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 6: Three years.

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01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 2: I think we're good. I think we did our the

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Speaker 2: only one.

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01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 1: We did our deeds for twenty eighty first white man

1414
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 1: that we've talked to in months.

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01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it is, it is.

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01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 1: I don't I don't appreciate the Caucasians on Craigslist cah.

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01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:33,440
Speaker 1: But we love you much, Andrew, and you could always

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01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 1: catch us, you know, on the Instagram page Unofficial Expert.

1419
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 1: You could also catch his own Patreon okay to get

1420
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 1: bonus episodes if you want to get the real team.

1421
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 1: I share more stuff that I should talk about ever

1422
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:51,240
Speaker 1: sharing your life for five dollars. We're mere five dollars.

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01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 2: You can get her whole credit history. You can hear

1424
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 2: everything about my rectum. It's crazy, my rector. We love you, guys.

1425
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. Please make sure you rate, comment,

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01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 1: and subscribe. Yes on iTunes.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye