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Speaker 2: with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben

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Speaker 1: Mahler and Danny G Radio. A Happy Friday to you.

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Speaker 1: It is playoff Baseball weekend. No games today, but they

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Speaker 1: will resume tomorrow, Tomorrow, tomorrow, and we're here every weekend.

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Speaker 1: If this is the first time you have listened to

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Speaker 1: So anyway, it's just been wild mosquitos. Look at me

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Speaker 1: I'm just human flesh, and that's all they want. The airbone, airbone,

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Speaker 1: The point is about Tom Brady. So Tom Brady's not

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Speaker 1: how you play the game. It's like the red carpet.

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Speaker 1: Just pretend that's entertainment. There's the other kind of fame,

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Speaker 1: the kind I prefer. It is smaller, yes, however more authentic,

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Speaker 1: overnight sports talk radio fame. There's a guy named Hollering James.

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Speaker 1: the Mermaid. It is flattering to me, right, But overnight

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if I'm saying this right,

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Speaker 1: That's the kind of fame that Tom Brady doesn't have

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Speaker 1: the only way, the only way out is at two

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Speaker 1: Although we are on FM in many cities now some

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Speaker 1: which is which is pretty cool. All right, we'll get

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Speaker 1: out on that. I have a new podcast tomorrow. Danny

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Speaker 1: g will check in. We'll have I think i'll check it.

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Speaker 1: I'll find out. I'll see his schedule, but I'll be here.

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Speaker 1: Whether he's here or not, he'll be producing it one

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Speaker 1: be here doing the podcast all weekend, right all weekend,

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Speaker 1: and I will follow the line. Victor Brick told me

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Speaker 1: he hasn't eaten the meal, meaning that you live with

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Speaker 1: honor despite poverty and all that. You just whatever your

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Speaker 1: situation is, you live with honor. All right, there you go.

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Speaker 1: That's just a random thing that popped in my head

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Speaker 1: the day. Anyway, have a great rest of your Friday.

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Speaker 1: I am going to go to bed and I will

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Speaker 1: wake up and we might even do an ask ben.

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Speaker 1: So if you want to subscribe, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: it subscribes the right word, but if you follow me

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Speaker 1: on social media, I haven't decided whether we're doing it

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Speaker 1: on X we might do it on Facebook. Haven't done

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll even do both. Who knows, uh, but check

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Speaker 1: that out sometimes to do. I think I'll have some

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Speaker 1: time tonight and we'll chat with you then, and as

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Speaker 1: Danny likes to say, later, skater asta pasta riva, dj heloha.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what else to say. I'm getting out

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Speaker 1: of here, Bye Dandy. By Felicias