1 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: In order to get us. You gotta have a dick, yeah, 2 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,720 Speaker 1: be able to lay up in that thing. You gotta 3 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:12,479 Speaker 1: be able to reach around the wall. And what I mean, 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:23,319 Speaker 1: I mean just just getting laid sure my crop chips 5 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:32,840 Speaker 1: in your quality mass for racist who lay mostly money 6 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: Marstern stuff, I can't tell me. Yep, yep, there it is. 7 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 1: There it is, ladies and gentlemen, there it is. Welcome 8 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the 9 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:53,560 Speaker 1: podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets of 10 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove that 11 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: Ben Carson's wife, Candy Carson, will become the first woman 12 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,199 Speaker 1: president of these United States. Look, I'm not happy about 13 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: it anymore than you are, but it's gonna play out. 14 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: The Republicans are gonna learned to use identity politics against us, 15 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,199 Speaker 1: all this ship that we've been claiming where we want 16 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: inclusion and more representation and politics. They're gonna show up 17 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 1: with Candy and she's gonna sing her own national anthem 18 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:23,679 Speaker 1: and we're gonna be stuck with her. Ask everybody's gonna 19 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: be wearing poorly constructed lace front wigs all because of 20 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,320 Speaker 1: Candy Carson, and there's nothing we can do about it. 21 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 1: I'm your host, Lankston Kerman. I'm here, I'm happy to 22 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,279 Speaker 1: be here. I'm excited. We have a good episode today. 23 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna go ahead and 24 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: call it right now. We got a good goddamn episode today. 25 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: My guest today, he's great. You know him from a 26 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 1: lot of ship. He's been in a lot of ship. 27 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: You know him probably best from Wilding Out. You know 28 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: him from the Wedding Ringer. You know him from Haunted 29 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: House and more recently, more recently, you know him from 30 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 1: his special mirror to society. Please everywhere, welcome my guest, 31 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: Mr Apion Crocky. I got a whole audience in him. 32 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,119 Speaker 1: You know, I gotta bring the folks in for you. Man, 33 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good man. I can't complain, brother, 34 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I'm glad because you came 35 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 1: to us. This is an exciting time, because you came 36 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: to us with a conspiracy theory that I think has 37 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: has flown under the radar for a while, or at 38 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 1: least we haven't been able to address you said. And 39 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: I want to get this as correct as possible. But 40 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:38,279 Speaker 1: you said, my mama told me the real is a vampire. 41 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 1: Tell me more. Yeah, I mean, look, the only reason 42 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: why that is funny to me and resonates it is 43 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: because I've gotten accused of the same thing. Oh ship people. Yeah, 44 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: people often say, man, you're for real sipp in the 45 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:02,239 Speaker 1: same water. You know, they're see me post videos of 46 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: me at the Apollo and you know in the nineties 47 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 1: and how many lives have you lived? Bro? You know 48 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: what I mean? Like I feel like you know, for Rell, 49 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 1: just he he found the cheat code on how to 50 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: take care of your your skin, take care of your health. Yeah, 51 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It's about For me, it's 52 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: about peace, you know, keeping your life as stress free 53 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: as possible. Okay, So for you, you're feeling like this 54 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 1: is a spiritual thing, this is there is more of 55 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: a holistic thing of being at peace in your situation 56 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: allows you to keep looking young. Um, you gotta you 57 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 1: gotta consider like you said, you're married, right, how Yeah, 58 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: I've been married a year. Oh yeah, it ain't. It 59 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: ain't said in yet. My example was was gonna be 60 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: that most people that have fucked up marriages, most of 61 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 1: my friends that are like in marriages, and its stressful. 62 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 1: The agent they haired a grade A you know what 63 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, it's just a different level of of 64 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 1: the process that kicks in. And not to say that 65 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: it's just the marriage or that it's the marriage at all, 66 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 1: but yeah, I think, yeah, I think we to your point, 67 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:25,359 Speaker 1: we all make these uh commitments two things being a job, 68 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: being a person, whatever it is that you've committed to, 69 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 1: and some of those things we've committed to are in 70 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 1: fact bullshit or very difficult to keep being fucking difficult. Yeah, 71 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 1: you start to wear it on your face. And so 72 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 1: to your point, you're saying, for in a in a 73 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 1: number of ways, you've been able to sidestep that, You've 74 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: been able to look at that with intentionality. Um, I mean, yeah, 75 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. My my face says it. And 76 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 1: it's not until you know, I show up somewhere someone 77 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: hasn't seen me in a long time and they're looking 78 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: at me crazy or or you know, I'll just see 79 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: comments like man, this dude an agent, like what's going on? 80 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,280 Speaker 1: And so I started to just look at it and 81 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 1: be like, you know what, there's a reason why they're 82 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: saying that or you know why the result is what 83 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:20,719 Speaker 1: it is. I purposely, I just try to live it 84 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: like that's that's stress free. Man, I can't do stress. 85 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,599 Speaker 1: That's fair. And I will say to the conspiracy theory, 86 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:32,359 Speaker 1: Pharrell always seems like a motherfucker living uh stress free. 87 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: Like truly, I've never seen him look even a little 88 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: bit anxious in a situation. He has a zen aura 89 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:44,039 Speaker 1: about him. M you can't really sidestep that. You can't 90 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:47,280 Speaker 1: bypass the fact that in interviews he just always seems 91 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: to be pretty calm and and you know, yeah, there's 92 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: a glow about him, but it's a soft glow. It 93 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 1: ain't even like some Bruce Leroy ship. It's just like 94 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 1: a nice calm glow. That's that's a peace at all times. Yeah, yeah, 95 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,840 Speaker 1: you got to maintain that. Where do you think you 96 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 1: first heard this conspiracy theory? Where where did this first 97 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: come to your attention? Black Twitter, great, Black black Twitter 98 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,600 Speaker 1: gonna come up with all the bullshit, you know what 99 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: I'm saying, from from for real being a vampire to 100 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 1: guerrilla glue girl, you know what I mean, like just 101 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:26,480 Speaker 1: all the most all of the conspiracy theories that we 102 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,680 Speaker 1: have ever heard, for the most part has been from 103 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 1: black Twitter, and black Twitter has existed even before Twitter 104 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 1: was an app. Yes, you understand what I'm saying. Black 105 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: people from word of mouth can make some ship travel. Really, 106 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:45,279 Speaker 1: we've unpacked quite a few of those old conspiracies that 107 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 1: sort of like just were the word of mouth things 108 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,839 Speaker 1: on this show. We talked about Tommy Hill figure in 109 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:54,039 Speaker 1: that supposed episode of Oprah where he said I don't 110 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 1: want Nigga's wearing my clothes, or we talked about Siharra 111 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 1: being a hermaphrodite. It's all the stuff that that and 112 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 1: that has black before black Twitter, that happened before the app. 113 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,359 Speaker 1: That some of that happened before the Internet was a 114 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 1: real accessible thing. Tupac been alive for how many decades now, 115 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 1: pre Twitter, pre Instagram, pre you know what I mean. 116 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,280 Speaker 1: No matter where you live, it just seemed to be 117 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:23,480 Speaker 1: a general consensus that Tupac lives in Cuba. Yes, right, 118 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 1: Tupac at this point we were talking about you being 119 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:29,200 Speaker 1: from not originally from l A, but being in l 120 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,720 Speaker 1: A for as long as you have. Tupact is Cuban 121 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 1: at this point. If we are to believe that he 122 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:38,320 Speaker 1: has been there, this entire time. So you hear it 123 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 1: on black Twitter or you read it on black Twitter 124 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 1: or word of mouth, whatever it is, and what is 125 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,960 Speaker 1: your instinct in seeing it? Is it immediately this is silly? 126 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: Or do you at any point go all right, I'm listening, 127 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,440 Speaker 1: I'll dig in. Oh no, nine times out of tend 128 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's bullshit. But I'm entertained by it's 129 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 1: left I'm gonna read it in Last I Got You. 130 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 1: But it's almost always bullshit. Yeah, it's almost always bullshit. 131 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 1: It's almost always bullshit. Not not to say that that 132 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:14,440 Speaker 1: some conspiracy theories aren't like factual, right, the vampire thing 133 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 1: in Farrell, that to me, that's that's just that's just funny. 134 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:21,480 Speaker 1: It's it's folklore's bullshit. It's it's more of a compliment 135 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,520 Speaker 1: to him to say black don't crack, and he's he's 136 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 1: a beneficiary of it. Right. Yeah, But you know, when 137 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 1: you get into conspiracy theories about vaccines and all that 138 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,240 Speaker 1: kind of stuff, then then you'd be like, I might 139 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,679 Speaker 1: need to listen to sure if if nothing else, I 140 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:41,160 Speaker 1: want to learn more. I don't have to listen to 141 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,200 Speaker 1: all of it and embrace it, but I want to 142 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 1: know more about where this ship is. Yeah, it might 143 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 1: be something to it. I mean, Tuskegee did exist, It's 144 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 1: still it's still a school. And the experiments did happen. Sure, 145 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:57,240 Speaker 1: experiments happening. I want to know more. I have more 146 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,240 Speaker 1: learning to do. How let me ask you, this is 147 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,720 Speaker 1: how uncrackable is your black lineage? Are other people in 148 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:09,200 Speaker 1: your family uncracked? Are they similarly not aging in that 149 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:12,079 Speaker 1: you are? Oh? Yeah, it's it's pretty Uh, it's pretty 150 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,920 Speaker 1: seamless in my family. So everybody down the line is 151 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:19,720 Speaker 1: just has has reached this zen sort of like well, 152 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:25,120 Speaker 1: now I didn't say zen. Okay, I didn't say they 153 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:28,600 Speaker 1: all got the zen on them. Sure, you know, there's 154 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:33,680 Speaker 1: definitely some stress somewhere in my family, but they're genetically though. 155 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:38,680 Speaker 1: We definitely have an edge. I got you. I like that, 156 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,959 Speaker 1: an edge on age. Okay, so you don't believe it, 157 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,640 Speaker 1: let me ask you this. And this is I think 158 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:46,840 Speaker 1: gonna because if I believe it, then that would mean 159 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:51,319 Speaker 1: that I'm a vampire and well, I don't know. Well, okay, 160 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,439 Speaker 1: let me ask you this because this I think this 161 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,679 Speaker 1: might set us up for some of the research that 162 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,400 Speaker 1: we're going to talk about. Later. But how how much 163 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: do you believe in the post ability of vampires period? 164 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 1: Is there any reality that that might be true in 165 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:08,800 Speaker 1: your world? No? I never believe in vampires. I think, okay, 166 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:13,480 Speaker 1: I think that's Hollywood, uh, folklore and tales. And I 167 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,560 Speaker 1: do believe in life on other planets. So I believe 168 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:18,720 Speaker 1: in aliens. I just don't believe that they're the form 169 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:23,080 Speaker 1: that that. Again, Hollywood has told us that they looked like, 170 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:27,720 Speaker 1: Oh so it's not some sexy white man with a 171 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 1: leather jacket. It might be something like, you know, a 172 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:36,840 Speaker 1: fucking like inner spatial whatever. No, even vampires. Yeah, you know, 173 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 1: when I think of vampires, I think of the Count 174 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 1: from Sesame Street, Like, is that silly to me? Right? 175 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 1: The Count didn't even bite people. He was just he 176 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 1: was just counting, just count. He doesn't wanted money and 177 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,360 Speaker 1: cookies whatever you can count. This man wanted to count it. 178 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 1: So you don't believe in vampires, but you do believe, 179 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,560 Speaker 1: at least in some version of I would dare to 180 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:08,080 Speaker 1: call aliens something super natural. They are. They are something 181 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:12,760 Speaker 1: that live outside of our like proven or absolute proven, 182 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,960 Speaker 1: sort of like lived experiences. Right, No, you don't think so, 183 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,120 Speaker 1: tell me more. No, I think it's arrogant for us 184 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:24,400 Speaker 1: to think that we are the only normal, stable form 185 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:30,400 Speaker 1: of life in this big ass universe. So so when 186 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:34,319 Speaker 1: it comes to two things of the world of the universe, 187 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,959 Speaker 1: by your suggestion, you are not looking to science as 188 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:41,000 Speaker 1: much as you are looking inward and saying like, yo, 189 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,040 Speaker 1: a ban what do you see? That's what I'm gonna 190 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,400 Speaker 1: live by. It's not even that I'm saying that I 191 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,600 Speaker 1: know it all either. What I'm saying is I trust 192 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,840 Speaker 1: my instincts, I trust God, I trust you know. I'm 193 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,800 Speaker 1: not I'm not fully putting my my trust in science 194 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:59,080 Speaker 1: or the government or what I see on the news. Yeah, 195 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,760 Speaker 1: we've been misled so many times in smaller ways, so 196 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:08,200 Speaker 1: why wouldn't they hoodwinked the funk out of us in 197 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 1: in bigger ways like the stars and planets. And there's 198 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 1: documentaries still where they're talking about faking the moon landing. 199 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,080 Speaker 1: I watched one on a plane like a year ago. 200 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,719 Speaker 1: They're still talking about this ship were they faked supposedly 201 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:28,600 Speaker 1: faked the moon landing, right, meaning all of the fanfare 202 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,400 Speaker 1: that you know, the competition with the Soviet Union back 203 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 1: in the day, to who's gonna get the space first, 204 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:38,080 Speaker 1: the US, China, Soviet Union. They did all of that, 205 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:47,520 Speaker 1: and the US failed. They had rockets blowing up like 206 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:51,920 Speaker 1: a goddamn top after every launch, one after the other. 207 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:58,600 Speaker 1: So all of a sudden they figure out how to 208 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:03,000 Speaker 1: go from exploding every launch to Neil Armstrong and Buzz 209 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:07,480 Speaker 1: aldering in them being the first to ever touch on 210 00:13:07,559 --> 00:13:09,600 Speaker 1: the Moon. Let me just say how much I love 211 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:13,000 Speaker 1: that you called Tom Collins and them. That's beautiful. He 212 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,959 Speaker 1: don't deserve no credit. Fuck you, Tom Collins, if you're 213 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,960 Speaker 1: the only one that we ain't gonna give credit to. 214 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,240 Speaker 1: I never knew his I never knew the third nigga's name. 215 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:26,720 Speaker 1: Let me just say, I never knew that there was 216 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,440 Speaker 1: a Tom Collins. I'm pretty sure it's Tom Collins. It's 217 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 1: probably like Tim Collins. And I'm saying that, Yeah, that 218 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 1: sounds like Tom Collins. Sounds like a drink. But anyway, 219 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:41,400 Speaker 1: I think the Nicks was drunk and imagine that they 220 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,440 Speaker 1: was on the moon. But yeah, this is this theory 221 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,959 Speaker 1: is about that too, And just you know, all I'm 222 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,199 Speaker 1: saying is no, I'm not saying that I know it all. 223 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,920 Speaker 1: I just don't believe everything that they tell us. You 224 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,280 Speaker 1: don't believe everything they tell us, but you're not sold 225 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:58,680 Speaker 1: on the possibility of vampires either way. You're you're saying, yeah, 226 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:01,880 Speaker 1: but that's just my own personal prep. Sure do you okay? 227 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,120 Speaker 1: Well with that? Do you? Then? Are you judgmental of 228 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,920 Speaker 1: someone else who believes in vampire? So you're like, look 229 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:12,160 Speaker 1: at this goofy motherfucker over here. I'm gonna say that anyway. 230 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that anyway because I'm a comedian. I'm 231 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 1: always called niggas goofy. Everybody is goofy for one reason 232 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:22,920 Speaker 1: or another, right like that. But now you know I'm 233 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,800 Speaker 1: I'm the guy that I don't care what religion you are. 234 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,880 Speaker 1: I don't care what you believe if you choose it 235 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,360 Speaker 1: and that works for you. Again, going back to peace, 236 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,680 Speaker 1: I keep peace, man. It's it's just a thin situation. 237 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 1: If you want to believe in they goddamn easter bunny. Alright, cool, Yeah, 238 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:44,800 Speaker 1: let's go grab berard. Sure, let's eat you get roasted, 239 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 1: and well, yeah, it is what it is. I don't 240 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,440 Speaker 1: give a funk what you believe. You I do think 241 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:58,440 Speaker 1: to your point, there is something almost uh, the piece 242 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 1: is allowing people to main tame their own beliefs. That 243 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,520 Speaker 1: as long as we can reach a point where you 244 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 1: get to feel comfortable in your ship, I get to 245 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,560 Speaker 1: feel comfortable and my ship being vampires, be it fucking 246 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:13,600 Speaker 1: uh stars that are still alive even though science says otherwise. 247 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,840 Speaker 1: Then we can enjoy each other and not feel like 248 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,560 Speaker 1: we have to assert dominance over like your faith, your 249 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:24,680 Speaker 1: belief your understanding of the world or the universe. Yeah 250 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:30,200 Speaker 1: hell yeah, yeah, what what you just said? All that ship? 251 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more Apion, 252 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:48,440 Speaker 1: Crocket and more. My mama told me and we all 253 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:55,560 Speaker 1: that how is my man supposed to meet his meat 254 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,880 Speaker 1: with this ship? Bro? What the fuck? Yeah? We're back 255 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,600 Speaker 1: here with more IF and Crockett more. My mama told me. 256 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,840 Speaker 1: We're still talking about the possibility that vampires exist, and 257 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,600 Speaker 1: really the absurdity, uh that vampires are even a conversation 258 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,920 Speaker 1: about people who are just at peace. They're just living 259 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:16,080 Speaker 1: a life of solitude and and ease as opposed to 260 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,760 Speaker 1: stress and high intensity workout training. I don't know what 261 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,200 Speaker 1: the funk is stressing people out nowadays. I'd love to 262 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,800 Speaker 1: talk to you a little bit about some of the 263 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:28,440 Speaker 1: research that I found, because I think hopefully, here's my 264 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,960 Speaker 1: hope is some of this is gonna maybe engage that 265 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 1: conspiratorial uh inside it it deep inside of you two, 266 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 1: maybe encourage you to reconsider your stance on vampires. Okay, 267 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:47,440 Speaker 1: hell yeah. So multiple, obviously, multiple allegations, largely rooted from 268 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:51,880 Speaker 1: black Twitter, came out regarding for Rell being a vampire, 269 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,760 Speaker 1: so much so that in two thousand and fourteen he 270 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:58,160 Speaker 1: addressed it in Time Out London. An interviewer asked him 271 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:02,480 Speaker 1: straight up if he's a vampire, and Farrell replied, no, 272 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,119 Speaker 1: I am not. I am willing to go on record 273 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 1: as saying that I don't drink people's blood. How do 274 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,720 Speaker 1: I stay looking so young for forty year old? I 275 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:17,440 Speaker 1: washed my face, yeah, he said, he exfoliates. The man 276 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,680 Speaker 1: washes his face, and now he has a whole line 277 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,520 Speaker 1: of skin care products encouraging other people to wash their 278 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,720 Speaker 1: face and put moisture on it. I'm about to do 279 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,720 Speaker 1: the same thing. Hell yeah, Wait, you're about to drop 280 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,840 Speaker 1: a skincare line too. Yeah fuck yeah, hey, I'll buy. 281 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,080 Speaker 1: I don't know what's gonna happen to my friend, my 282 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,560 Speaker 1: dad invite. This could go wrong, so yeah, I buy, 283 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 1: I go crazy with some skincare products. Okay, So I 284 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:47,119 Speaker 1: started thinking about where vampires come from, like what's the 285 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:51,439 Speaker 1: root of our understanding of vampires uh in the world. 286 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,919 Speaker 1: And one of the things that I learned is that 287 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:58,159 Speaker 1: vampires are understanding of vampires and sort of like the 288 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:03,119 Speaker 1: the main stereotypes references for vampires all comes from the 289 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:08,120 Speaker 1: Brons Stoker novel Dracula in eight nine seven. That's that's 290 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,919 Speaker 1: the thing that sort of sparks the whole thing, And 291 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:15,399 Speaker 1: that character Count Dracula was actually based on this dude, 292 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,880 Speaker 1: Vlad Dracula, who was a real guy also known as 293 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,720 Speaker 1: Vlad the Impaler, and Vlad Dracula was this guy who 294 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:28,120 Speaker 1: basically ruled Romania on and off from fourteen fifty six 295 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,879 Speaker 1: to fourteen sixty two, and he was known for being 296 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,199 Speaker 1: like this super brutal ruler who earned his nickname the 297 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,879 Speaker 1: Impaler because his favorite way to kill his enemies was 298 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,119 Speaker 1: to impale them with a wooden steak. So he was 299 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,159 Speaker 1: stabbing motherfucker's in the body with a wooden steak. That 300 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,840 Speaker 1: was his favorite way to kill people. Thus we get 301 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:51,680 Speaker 1: this theory that killing vampires with a wooden steak is 302 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 1: how you defeat them. So, according to legend, flat Dracula 303 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,800 Speaker 1: enjoyed dining amongst his dying victim like he would make 304 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,159 Speaker 1: them prop their their dying bodies up at his kitchen 305 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,159 Speaker 1: table while he ate, and he would sometimes dip his 306 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,240 Speaker 1: bread into their blood, which might also explain why he 307 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,399 Speaker 1: was obviously connected with drinking blood because he was eating 308 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,000 Speaker 1: it on bread and ship. And then also it might 309 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,280 Speaker 1: explain why he didn't rule that long, because I think 310 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,040 Speaker 1: he died from eating other people's blood. I don't think 311 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,520 Speaker 1: you're supposed to do that. Um. I'd like to tell 312 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:29,719 Speaker 1: you was this, I would fuck Vlad Dracula asks up 313 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:34,480 Speaker 1: all right, come around me with some goddamn wood and 314 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:42,240 Speaker 1: a motherfucking sauce, dish him him and Army Hammer up. Hey, 315 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:46,200 Speaker 1: it is what it is out here. They just they 316 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,760 Speaker 1: just do crazy niggas. That's all it is. And that, 317 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,399 Speaker 1: you know what, there is something really nice and in 318 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:55,440 Speaker 1: realizing that this type of crazy just is, it's generational. 319 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,840 Speaker 1: It's gonna come. There's a new one every year. Right, 320 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 1: there's gonna be somebody be at Vlad Dracula all the 321 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,919 Speaker 1: way to Army Hammer. Who's gonna send you a text like, 322 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,119 Speaker 1: let me bite that arm real quick, baby girl, let 323 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,200 Speaker 1: me let me get a nibble on that on that liver. 324 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,199 Speaker 1: I love that. So here's one of the things that 325 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:17,080 Speaker 1: I learned in unpacking more about vampires is that there 326 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,920 Speaker 1: are actually people who consider themselves vampires today. I don't 327 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,800 Speaker 1: know if you knew that there are people who who 328 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:27,600 Speaker 1: self identify as vampires. And part of what they say 329 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:31,160 Speaker 1: is that because it comes with all of these negative 330 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,400 Speaker 1: stereotypes of people who are like attacking people at night 331 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,480 Speaker 1: and doing all these vicious things, they are forced to 332 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:42,399 Speaker 1: keep their identities as vampires very private. They're not able 333 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:48,000 Speaker 1: to tell people in public ways much, which makes me go, hey, 334 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,680 Speaker 1: if I'm a vampire, if I'm Farrell and I'm a vampire, 335 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,919 Speaker 1: I'm probably not gonna tell anybody. I'm gonna keep that 336 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:57,320 Speaker 1: ship hush hush. I think those people, uh that self 337 00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:05,280 Speaker 1: identify as vampires don't funk a lot, and they they 338 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,000 Speaker 1: spent a lot of time at home, and uh don't 339 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:10,919 Speaker 1: don't have a much of a life. Sure you dumb, horny, 340 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 1: and you ain't got nothing else going on. So yeah, 341 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,520 Speaker 1: I make up a story about drinking blood and whatnot. Yeah, 342 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,200 Speaker 1: I mean, look, if I'm if I told you I'm 343 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,399 Speaker 1: a superhero, yep, that would be up to you to 344 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:25,160 Speaker 1: be like full or maybe yeah, I don't know how 345 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,600 Speaker 1: many push ups can you do? That's that's how I 346 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,199 Speaker 1: measure it. So I never said what my superpower was. 347 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:35,600 Speaker 1: There we go, you know. Okay, here's another tidbit that 348 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,600 Speaker 1: I thought was very fascinating in the research that I found. 349 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 1: There was this lady Mercy Brown. Have you ever heard 350 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:45,800 Speaker 1: of Mercy Brown? Okay, So, Mercy Brown is this girl 351 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,480 Speaker 1: who was sort of known as the last American vampire. 352 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:56,639 Speaker 1: She's a girl who basically died in eight two from tuberculosis. 353 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 1: Her and like pretty much all of the members of 354 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:03,640 Speaker 1: her family. I have tuberculosis, right, and at the time, UH, 355 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,560 Speaker 1: science doesn't know a lot about tuberculosis. Doctors don't know 356 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,479 Speaker 1: a ship son about tuberculosis. And so the people of 357 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,639 Speaker 1: this town they live in Exeter, Rhode Island, the people 358 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,720 Speaker 1: of this town decide that the reason all the Browns 359 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:20,360 Speaker 1: are dying, every person in her family is dying consecutively, 360 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:25,440 Speaker 1: it's not because of tuberculosis, but somebody like a spirit 361 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,640 Speaker 1: that UH is coming back, basically an undead person who 362 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,480 Speaker 1: is coming back and attacking them, and that's why the 363 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,400 Speaker 1: whole family is getting wiped out. And so they decide 364 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,080 Speaker 1: give with the blessing of her brother Edwin, to dig 365 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,159 Speaker 1: up the grave of Edwin's mother and Edwin's younger sister. 366 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,439 Speaker 1: And uh, they dig up the graves to look at 367 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,560 Speaker 1: the bodies to see if these bodies are for some 368 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,720 Speaker 1: reason not dead, and the bodies are dead. It's bones 369 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,040 Speaker 1: in the graves, right. But then they dig up Mercy, 370 00:22:56,280 --> 00:23:00,560 Speaker 1: and Mercy had died just two months before, eight weeks before. 371 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,840 Speaker 1: And when they dig Mercy up, she has blood in 372 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,879 Speaker 1: her veins, is what they say. She she her cheeks 373 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,760 Speaker 1: were flushed, and she looked closer to life than a 374 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,560 Speaker 1: dead body was supposed to. The doctor in the town 375 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,200 Speaker 1: basically goes, hey, I think it's because we didn't technically 376 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,040 Speaker 1: bury her because the ground hadn't thought yet. It's super 377 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,720 Speaker 1: cold this winter. We were gonna wait to bury her. 378 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:27,280 Speaker 1: It's mostly because of not decaying that she's this way. 379 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,080 Speaker 1: But the people of the town go, fuck that. Hell, no, Mercy, 380 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,520 Speaker 1: this bitch is a vampire and we're gonna have to 381 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,439 Speaker 1: cook her heart and her inerts and all that ship 382 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,639 Speaker 1: cook it up, they heat it, they turn it to ash, 383 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,040 Speaker 1: and then they mix that ash with water, and then 384 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,199 Speaker 1: they make Edwin, who was similarly dying of tubercuy loosis, 385 00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,639 Speaker 1: drink it like a shot. He drinks the tubercuy loosis 386 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,640 Speaker 1: or the liver and all the stuff that's mixed up 387 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,720 Speaker 1: in ash, and then he dies two weeks later. So 388 00:23:55,000 --> 00:24:00,720 Speaker 1: I say all of that to say, think the smoothie 389 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,119 Speaker 1: out of this bit trying to tell me that's what 390 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:08,520 Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's right. They made a hearty smoothie for 391 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 1: Edwin to drink, and they killed him. I don't know 392 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,399 Speaker 1: if it killed him because of drinking it, or if 393 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:18,600 Speaker 1: it killed him because he already had tuberculosis. And this 394 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:23,879 Speaker 1: was didn't happen. Do you think the story didn't happen? 395 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaker 1: Holy sh it, tell me, man, yeah, it didn't happen. Wait, 396 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,200 Speaker 1: you gotta explain this ship because you're pretending like eighteen 397 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,280 Speaker 1: ninety two just doesn't exist and we know some ship 398 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:47,520 Speaker 1: that happened in Yeah, but here's what I'm saying to you, MANO. 399 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,200 Speaker 1: It was no video footage back then, there's no photographs. 400 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:56,320 Speaker 1: But it is dead alive bit right, Um, it's kind 401 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,080 Speaker 1: of like when you sit in the room and you 402 00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:01,040 Speaker 1: do the rumor game, you start whispering by the time 403 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,840 Speaker 1: he gets all the way around the room. The fucking 404 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,800 Speaker 1: story is not even the same. It's it's it's based 405 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,680 Speaker 1: on what people think they're hearing and then bellish and 406 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:14,840 Speaker 1: bellish and bellish. So I'm guaranteeing you nig from that 407 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,160 Speaker 1: that story has been flipped and exaggerated and bullshitted. And 408 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,600 Speaker 1: I mean, so she's the one vampire that that's ever 409 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,399 Speaker 1: been found? Is that? Is that what weird to believe? 410 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,080 Speaker 1: I don't know what she was, but I do know 411 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 1: that they that this town of people, not knowing that 412 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:37,600 Speaker 1: a body doesn't decay in in uh two months, decided 413 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,760 Speaker 1: that the best way of dealing with this undecayed body 414 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:45,480 Speaker 1: is to uh frat pay her her insides. And where 415 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,879 Speaker 1: was this that? What? What state? This was an Exeter, 416 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:54,399 Speaker 1: Rhode Island wintertime, right. Uh, I'm gonna go with what 417 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,080 Speaker 1: the town doctor said. Uh that bit was frozen because 418 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:03,200 Speaker 1: if you take a live fish and you freeze that nigga, um, 419 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,760 Speaker 1: you thaw him out, he's gonna be jumping again. Yeah, 420 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,920 Speaker 1: he kind of look a little alive. Is it was 421 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,960 Speaker 1: aware of what's happening. I got some salmon in my 422 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:16,879 Speaker 1: my freezer right now, like it still looks intact because 423 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,280 Speaker 1: it's frozen. Sure, so you're saying, oh, Mercy was just 424 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,840 Speaker 1: up there freezing in the box and came out looking fresh, 425 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,040 Speaker 1: and they couldn't handle it. She was preserved. Here's what 426 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,200 Speaker 1: here's my question for you, and I think this is 427 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,320 Speaker 1: gonna be a good a good question to help guide 428 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,720 Speaker 1: our hand in all of this. What do you think 429 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:40,120 Speaker 1: the value of vampires is for the average person? Why 430 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,199 Speaker 1: do you think people are invested in the possibility of 431 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:47,240 Speaker 1: vampires and maintaining this story if it isn't true. People 432 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,119 Speaker 1: don't fuck a lot. So all of this is just 433 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,320 Speaker 1: horny talk. Not horny. It's just people be lonely, the 434 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:58,400 Speaker 1: nerds or you know, homely people. They just wanna letch 435 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,600 Speaker 1: onto some ship to believe it like a lot of 436 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,320 Speaker 1: time when they got their man. And look, I'm a nerd, 437 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,080 Speaker 1: but you know, I just happened to be a nerd 438 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,280 Speaker 1: with some swag, and sure, you know, I funk a lot. 439 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:13,439 Speaker 1: I don't have time to be drumming up stories about 440 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,240 Speaker 1: who might be a vampire and who's not. I got 441 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,720 Speaker 1: you so this is truly just a bunch of lonely, 442 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:25,440 Speaker 1: homely people that ain't getting that dick wet. And if 443 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,240 Speaker 1: they did get their dick wet, they wouldn't have the 444 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:32,399 Speaker 1: time to make up stories about about vampire. Well, I 445 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:37,040 Speaker 1: don't know how to refute that that. You can't because 446 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:42,040 Speaker 1: it's irrefutable. That's why anytime you look at a conspiracy 447 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,840 Speaker 1: theory and you go Nikki, you wouldn't say that if 448 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,879 Speaker 1: you wouldn't lonely and horny. It sort of makes somebody 449 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,080 Speaker 1: have to go into themselves. If he was getting pussy, 450 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:57,360 Speaker 1: you wouldn't be concerned about a conspiracy theory. Well, this 451 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,960 Speaker 1: might ruin my podcast. I think I gotta shut this 452 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,400 Speaker 1: whole thing down. It's the implications are devastating for me. 453 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,159 Speaker 1: You got the wrong guest on today, you got the 454 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,119 Speaker 1: wrong one. I gotta go. I gotta go downstairs and 455 00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:11,479 Speaker 1: talk to my wife and explain to her that, for 456 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 1: whatever reason, her pussy has driven me to make up 457 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,160 Speaker 1: an entire podcast where I talk to people about conspiracy theories. 458 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,760 Speaker 1: I'm I've got a lot to think about. We're gonna 459 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,280 Speaker 1: second break. We'll be back with more API Crocket and 460 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:42,520 Speaker 1: more My mama told me we are back. If you 461 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,800 Speaker 1: want to reach those kids on the street, then you 462 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,440 Speaker 1: gotta do a rep, do a hip hop beat. So 463 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,000 Speaker 1: I gave my swimming an urban kick. My rhymes are flying, 464 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,960 Speaker 1: my beats are sick. My crew is big, and it 465 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:58,600 Speaker 1: keeps getting bigger. That's because Jesus Christ is Yeah. We're 466 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,560 Speaker 1: back here with more APR Crockett more. My mama told 467 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,160 Speaker 1: me we're still talking about vampires, and apparently anybody who's 468 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,200 Speaker 1: talking about them just ain't getting enough pussy. And that 469 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:13,120 Speaker 1: is an important lesson for the episode. If you are 470 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,240 Speaker 1: walking away with any lesson, it's get pussy, so vampires 471 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,240 Speaker 1: are not at the front of your brain. That's the cure. 472 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:26,480 Speaker 1: There we go. It's the care for vampires. Everywhere. It's 473 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:30,440 Speaker 1: the care for vampires. It's the only solution. I would 474 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,640 Speaker 1: love for us to play a game. We have one 475 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:37,160 Speaker 1: final game for the afternoon, and hopefully pussy won't be 476 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,880 Speaker 1: the only solution for this conspiracy theory. I want to 477 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,040 Speaker 1: play a game called white Lies. You're ugly, You're disgusting, 478 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you. Give me two white lies. This 479 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,480 Speaker 1: is a fun game where I'm going to introduce to 480 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,640 Speaker 1: you a Vian, a traditional conspiracy theory widely held in 481 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 1: the white community. And what I would love for you 482 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,280 Speaker 1: to do is is take your brain and unpack why 483 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:04,720 Speaker 1: you think white people are so invested in this conspiracy theory. 484 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,920 Speaker 1: What is important in it for them? What are these 485 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:12,520 Speaker 1: sneaky motherfucker's up to? Got it? Hell? Yeah? Okay, So 486 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 1: this conspiracy theory actually is a little new to me, 487 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,680 Speaker 1: but it's an interesting one. They claim that the Gulf War, 488 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 1: the war you know that that Saddam Hussein was our 489 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:27,360 Speaker 1: quote unquote enemy for was all started because Saddam Hussein 490 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:32,400 Speaker 1: has a stargate, a way of traveling across the universe, 491 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,640 Speaker 1: and it was the Earth. Basically, it was the the 492 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,120 Speaker 1: United States effort to close that star gate and keep 493 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,640 Speaker 1: him from bringing aliens to this planet that motivated the 494 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,480 Speaker 1: Gulf War. Talk to me about why you think white 495 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:52,080 Speaker 1: people believe Saddam Hussein has a star gate. They're not enough, 496 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,000 Speaker 1: They're not fucking enough, all right? Does it? There? It 497 00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:03,480 Speaker 1: is that thing lack of fucking gives you enough time 498 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,600 Speaker 1: to think of some dumb ship like that. That truly 499 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,520 Speaker 1: only okay, let me ask you this, because I do 500 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,240 Speaker 1: think that that there's some validity to what you're saying. 501 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,520 Speaker 1: But here's where I start to get curious, is why 502 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,680 Speaker 1: are we picking different conspiracy theories If it's just an 503 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:27,840 Speaker 1: issue of of pussy or lack thereof, what do you mean, Like, 504 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,880 Speaker 1: why why do some people go vampire and some people 505 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,880 Speaker 1: go stargate? Why not? Why aren't we just all meeting 506 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,640 Speaker 1: in the middle and being like that's only that's to 507 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,200 Speaker 1: east their own Like, there's different people that worship different things. 508 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:45,160 Speaker 1: Some people worship rocks, some people worship Jesus, some people 509 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:51,760 Speaker 1: worship crystals, Buddha Allah Mohammed. It's personal, it's it's preferential. Um, 510 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:56,560 Speaker 1: what you choose to spend your mind time on and 511 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,400 Speaker 1: not fucking gives you a lot of time to spend 512 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:06,920 Speaker 1: mind time on ship like stargate. All right, Well, if 513 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,400 Speaker 1: if I think, see I'm making too much sense, you 514 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,040 Speaker 1: can't refute it. I listen, I don't know how to 515 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:16,920 Speaker 1: refute You're not getting pussy like, all right, Just so 516 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,600 Speaker 1: I don't sound like that's just praising pussy. Try to 517 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,640 Speaker 1: refute what I'm saying. I think what I Well, first 518 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,040 Speaker 1: of all, these are not my own theories, so I 519 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:32,320 Speaker 1: can't refute it because I don't necessarily believe them. But 520 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:36,840 Speaker 1: what I might argue on behalf of these weirdos is 521 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,680 Speaker 1: that I think that they're even you call them weirdos, 522 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,760 Speaker 1: so you know what then I'm talking about. No, let's 523 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,720 Speaker 1: be clear, I think that anybody who believes this ship 524 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,480 Speaker 1: is a fucking loser, But I don't necessarily think that 525 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,440 Speaker 1: every loser ain't getting asked. I think some people are 526 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,840 Speaker 1: getting plenty of ass, and that's part of the problem. 527 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,880 Speaker 1: I think there's a fair amount of people out in 528 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,200 Speaker 1: the world who are being praised for their goofy ship 529 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,720 Speaker 1: that should be shamed and or degraded for their goofy 530 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,600 Speaker 1: ship in a way that like it is part of 531 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,920 Speaker 1: the you know these puff let's talk insurrection. There were 532 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,880 Speaker 1: plenty of people charging the goddamn Capitol building that were 533 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,400 Speaker 1: they got their dick sucked that night, just a delicious 534 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,760 Speaker 1: blow job of a of a woman that was proud 535 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,800 Speaker 1: of him for what he did. There's a lot of 536 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:23,680 Speaker 1: tiny penises running up those stairs. Fair it was you know, 537 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,680 Speaker 1: it wasn't good pussy, It wasn't good. So you're saying 538 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:32,040 Speaker 1: that that they're they're they're getting pussy as a technicality. 539 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:36,560 Speaker 1: This isn't This is barely registering, whereas what they need 540 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:48,520 Speaker 1: I got you, lady, that ain't. No. They're just pressing 541 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,520 Speaker 1: meat into other meat, and that's the end of the story. 542 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:57,440 Speaker 1: And you're saying there there's another, there's another, deeper, more 543 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,920 Speaker 1: meaningful type of of engage. Each meant that these people 544 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,560 Speaker 1: are never going to experience, which is why they create 545 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:08,120 Speaker 1: all these conspiracy theories in the first place. Well you 546 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,600 Speaker 1: heard it here. First, everyone go get some pussy and 547 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,200 Speaker 1: not none of that sex. We don't want you having 548 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,440 Speaker 1: none of that sex. You better go get some pussy 549 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,040 Speaker 1: because otherwise you're gonna start making more of this nonsense 550 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,080 Speaker 1: and you're gonna force me to have to make another 551 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 1: season of this goofy goddamn show. Avian. I think you 552 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,200 Speaker 1: did it. You you nailed it. Could you tell the 553 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 1: people at home where they can find you? What cool 554 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,239 Speaker 1: ship you have going on? Mirror to Society on L 555 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:41,240 Speaker 1: O L network. We are playing on NBC, Peacock, Pluto TV, Zumo, TV, Serious, 556 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:45,080 Speaker 1: x M Audio, Pandora for Audio. UM. We had like 557 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,760 Speaker 1: a hundred vinyl copies pressed up, but it's doing great. 558 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,480 Speaker 1: The feedback has been amazing. It's my first one hour 559 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,640 Speaker 1: stand up special. Um yeah, it's black owned, So go 560 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,920 Speaker 1: support that, Go support that, go watch the special. He's great, 561 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,120 Speaker 1: he's hilarious. You guys know him, you guys love him. 562 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,360 Speaker 1: Please follow him and as always followed me at Langston 563 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,120 Speaker 1: Kerman and you can follow the podcast little you Know 564 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,400 Speaker 1: like it, subscribe. I don't know what the funk you're 565 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,280 Speaker 1: supposed to do to this ship, but they keep telling 566 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,120 Speaker 1: me it's important, So yeah, do all that stuff. And 567 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:31,840 Speaker 1: I don't buy because chips in your qualibats are racists. 568 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:38,799 Speaker 1: Money stuff can't tell me.