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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I know

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Speaker 1: the world has seemed off for a while, but finally

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Speaker 1: everything is right again because our.

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Speaker 2: Hero of the week is back where it belongs in.

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Speaker 1: The great state of Florida. Feels good to be back, Yes,

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Speaker 1: And this week's hero is forty nine year old Jason Brooks,

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Speaker 1: who recently was out flying his drone around, but not

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Speaker 1: just any drone, because remember this is Florida. So Jason's

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Speaker 1: drone was packed to the gills with meth.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's it's a really fast droney.

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Speaker 1: I keep getting lost. That's the law in Florida.

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Speaker 3: Your drones have to have it.

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Speaker 1: So but apparently he was secretly trying to fly some

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Speaker 1: drugs over to his house in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 2: Then they are so loud.

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Speaker 1: But tragedy struck when he missed his own property and

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Speaker 1: accidentally crashed it into a neighbor's backyard. Should practice the landing,

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Speaker 1: I bet, And he just went over and asked politely.

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Speaker 2: Usually drug dealers have good relationships. It's like getting your baseball.

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Speaker 1: You're absolutely right, Brooke, that's totally what he did. Drove over,

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Speaker 1: rang the doorbell and politely asked the homeowner, Hey, I

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Speaker 1: think my drone crash behind your house.

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Speaker 2: Could you be a pal and go grab that for me?

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Speaker 2: Are the drugs hidden inside the drone?

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Speaker 1: When the homeowner turned it over, he noticed it was

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Speaker 1: loaded carrying multiple bags of methamphetamines and fetanol. And he

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Speaker 1: knew that right away because the bags were literally labeled

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Speaker 1: meth and fetanol.

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Speaker 3: Don't confuse the jo you'll probably mix the many. Why

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Speaker 3: does somebody got a hate on an organized man?

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Speaker 1: So you're not gonna believe this, But that guy called

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Speaker 1: the cops.

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Speaker 3: On Jason.

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Speaker 2: I got in Florida. He just steal the drugs for himself.

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Speaker 3: Gator ate your drone?

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Speaker 1: Not a very neighborly thing to do. So deputies arrived

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Speaker 1: and confirmed the bags did contain illegal substances, and Jason

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Speaker 1: was arrested on multiple charges. But since he was so

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Speaker 1: polite in asking for his drug drone back, that makes

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Speaker 1: Jason our new hero.

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Speaker 2: Of the week.

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Speaker 1: Y bring politeness and courtesy back to the world.

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Speaker 3: What a neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Now we're gonna move on to the shock golic question

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Speaker 1: of the day with the man who won't let us

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Speaker 1: touch the morning show drone and now I'm starting to

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Speaker 1: wonder why our digital producer, Jake we shouldna.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's the Wednesday after Labor Day. Things are feeling

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Speaker 3: more laborious than ever. But if you heard the segment yesterday,

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Speaker 3: we celebrated by having you guess which careers paid more

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Speaker 3: than others. That was fun.

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Speaker 2: I liked that.

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Speaker 3: I was interesting, and somehow jose knew exactly how much

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Speaker 3: money as stripper makes. Meanwhile, Brooke put down elementary school teachers.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know I want to make more money.

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Speaker 3: She claimed hot dog vendors probably make more than them,

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Speaker 3: and thankfully she was wrong.

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Speaker 2: Maybe Yeah, I guarantee there's some elementary school teachers that

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Speaker 2: were on my side on that one.

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Speaker 3: But I wonder what other upstanding, noble career will you

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Speaker 3: undermine with your words today? Let's find out with another

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Speaker 3: Wage Wars edition of.

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Speaker 2: Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: Once again, you say number one through twenty, I'll throw

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Speaker 3: out two random jobs. You just have to guess which

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Speaker 3: one has the higher salary on average, and we'll start

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Speaker 3: today with the woman who asked management to pay her

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Speaker 3: salary in Starbucks gift cards. Yeah, Alexis, so you're scamming.

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Speaker 2: It goes there anyways.

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Speaker 3: Eleven, Number eleven, Alexis, your two jobs are a stunt

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Speaker 3: performer and a park ranger, which one makes more on average?

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Speaker 2: I they feel like.

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Speaker 3: Both are low, sadly, but I'm gonna go stunt in

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Speaker 3: person it makes more. I would think mix more, Alexis hays.

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Speaker 3: A stunt performer makes more than a park ranger and

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Speaker 3: a stunt performer estimated around seventy k a year, depending

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Speaker 3: on the stunts, whether fire is involved or snakes, and

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Speaker 3: the park ranger is a meeting around sixty three thousand. Alexis,

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Speaker 3: got that one right, Brooke.

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Speaker 2: Were over to you. We never picked number one. Give

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Speaker 2: me that one interesting, number one?

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Speaker 3: Brook, Your two jobs are an escape room actor and

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Speaker 3: a fortune cookie writer? Which one makes more on average?

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Speaker 2: Which makes more an average in bed? That's what you

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Speaker 2: say after fortune cookies.

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Speaker 3: Jet Brook, I have prepared to move on to Jose

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Speaker 3: Got you know what it's It's wild, but I've never

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Speaker 3: done an escape room.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know there was actors involved. They do some

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Speaker 2: like horror themed ones and like people can kind of.

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Speaker 3: Be and I'm like a hot house.

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Speaker 1: But don't you think the fortune cookie people deserve to

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Speaker 1: be paid more? With like the amazing fortunes that they

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Speaker 1: write for us now, absolutely, But I feel like a

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Speaker 1: fortune cookie writer is probably a side gig, you know.

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Speaker 2: What I mean? Ye, I was gonna take that over soon.

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Speaker 1: Wow, all the hard working fortune cookie writers.

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Speaker 3: How many fortune cookies there are in the world.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, that's not a real job, that's a side job.

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Speaker 2: It is wild. I've never gotten the same two fortunes.

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Speaker 3: Hard at work. Yeah, maybe my fortunes are real and

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Speaker 3: years old.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say fortune cookie writer, brook says fortune cookie

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Speaker 2: writer after insulting them.

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Speaker 3: She got it right. Fortune cookie writer approximately fifty five

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Speaker 3: k a year. An escaping actor estimated around fifty one

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Speaker 3: thousand a year old. Wow, more than I expected. You

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Speaker 3: don't need to insult them, bro, Yeah, very hard work.

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Speaker 3: Jose one and eleven have been chosen. Okay, let's go seven. Jose,

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Speaker 3: your jobs are an animation voice actor, wow, my dream

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Speaker 3: or a bakery pastry chef.

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Speaker 1: Wow. I'm like a like a high end bakery.

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Speaker 2: Oh man.

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Speaker 1: But a voice actor, like, come on, you can be

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Speaker 1: in movies.

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Speaker 2: You can entertain the world.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, Disney, you can at independent studio media.

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Speaker 1: Always sounds like it's gonna pay a lot, and then

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Speaker 1: it does it. It's like one of the most sought

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Speaker 1: after careers. There's a million people who want to do

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Speaker 1: it so they.

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Speaker 2: Can pay it, and they have to save all their

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Speaker 2: funds for when they get the famous people to be

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Speaker 2: the voice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because eventually you're just gonna book Josh gadd and

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Speaker 3: like the Rock.

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Speaker 2: But still I have faith.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be a cartoon character and I'm gonna make

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Speaker 3: millions someday.

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Speaker 2: Animated voice character actor Jake.

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Speaker 3: He says voice actor. He got that right. The median

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Speaker 3: salary for a voice actor it's about sixty k. Bakery

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Speaker 3: pastry chef. The median is about forty eight thousand.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: I love that your cartoon character is just gonna scream.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna laugh a lot.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey, Please get this wrong so I don't have to

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Speaker 3: get electrocuted.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you make that deal.

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Speaker 1: Number three?

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Speaker 3: Okay, number three, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Your jobs are a wedding DJ and a mail carrier.

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Speaker 2: Which ones make more?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know about wedding DJs, but at

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Speaker 1: my bar Mitzvah, we hired a very very high end

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Speaker 1: DJ for that expensive and between all the fog machines

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Speaker 1: and me punching through the screen after my video montage

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Speaker 1: came on showing my thirteen years of amazing life.

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Speaker 3: That's really what happened.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we had to pay him quite a pretty penny,

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Speaker 1: so give me a wedding because that was my grand

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Speaker 1: entrance into the room.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what terrible.

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Speaker 1: Famous jews from history?

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Speaker 3: What a theme?

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Speaker 1: It was not fun. I'm gonna say, wedding DJ makes

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Speaker 1: more money.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey says, wedding DJ makes more than a mail carrier. Yes,

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Speaker 3: by a measly one five K year to forty four

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Speaker 3: K car which means I have lost today's edition of

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Speaker 3: Potzi of twenty.

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Speaker 1: That means Jake is the one who's getting shot today

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Speaker 1: while singing working nine to five by Dolly Parton.

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Speaker 2: Working nine to five, What a way to make a living?

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Speaker 2: Belly get in by, I do.

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Speaker 3: That all day.

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Speaker 2: It's a good job, Jake.

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Speaker 1: It's your shot collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 1: your phones have coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,