WEBVTT - Part Four: G. Gordon Liddy: The Fascist Behind Watergate

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<v Speaker 1>Mhm, welcome back to Behind the Bastards.

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<v Speaker 2>That's your normal voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Robert does it.

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<v Speaker 2>Robert does a different voice for when he's when he's.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's the actual voice. I sneakily revealed it. So

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<v Speaker 1>now you can ai my voice and convince my loved ones.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been kidnapped and ransom. Why not it's fun not

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<v Speaker 1>for it will be fun ish, Yeah, because you're the

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<v Speaker 1>one who's gonna get get robbed, Sophie, I know, speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of things getting lost, I gotta I got something I

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<v Speaker 1>want to deal with here. So I got some I

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<v Speaker 1>got some policing we need to do here because people

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<v Speaker 1>are people are people have gotten too Twitter brained, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And I say this as someone whouses Twitter too much.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm not. I'm not coming out of this

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<v Speaker 1>from like a moralizing standpoint, right Like I'm I'm let

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<v Speaker 1>me start this by saying, like I've definitely you like

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<v Speaker 1>have a problematic relationship with Twitter. I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be judgmental, but like, this shit needs to stop. And specifically,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that made me realize it. As we record this,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a day after the United States Marine Corps,

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<v Speaker 1>like an airbase announced like Hey, guys, one of our

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<v Speaker 1>F thirty fives went missing. The pilot leapt out during

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<v Speaker 1>flight for reasons that we will not explain to you,

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<v Speaker 1>left it on autopilot, and we don't know where it is.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't even know if it's crashed. Like, we have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea where this amazing multimillion dollar like it cost

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<v Speaker 1>a trillion dollars to eighty million dollars to manufacture plane win,

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<v Speaker 1>no idea. If you see it, give us a call

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<v Speaker 1>at this number, Like it's a cat, Like it's someone's

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<v Speaker 1>cat who got out. They're just like, hey, guys, mister sniffles,

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<v Speaker 1>the F thirty five is lost. Give us a ring

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<v Speaker 1>if you see him. Don't try to chase him, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>For real, high is that possible, like that something can

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<v Speaker 2>be lost in airspace. I just assumed it crash when

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<v Speaker 2>I saw the eject and from the headline, I assumed.

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<v Speaker 1>It probably has. But like they so, it's a stealth plane. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the reasons why this is the problem is

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<v Speaker 1>that like that is legitimately an issue. So most every

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<v Speaker 1>plane that's not like an army plane, right, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of like government you know, jet has what's

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<v Speaker 1>what's called an ADSB. I think that's the name of it,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's a transponder that lets you know where all

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<v Speaker 1>of the aircraft are, right, because that's important to making

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<v Speaker 1>sure they don't hit each other. Military and government aircraft

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to have that right, and if you're running

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<v Speaker 1>a stealth plane, you wouldn't necessarily want that on right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I think that's probably anyway, it doesn't matter. This

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<v Speaker 1>is funny, and it's it's funny. Specifically, I made a

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<v Speaker 1>comment online about like this being America being the only

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<v Speaker 1>country that could both develop you know, this fucking trillion

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<v Speaker 1>dollar like hyperadvanced weapons platform and lose it and need

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<v Speaker 1>to just like go to Twitter to be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody keep an eye out right. No other country could do,

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<v Speaker 1>and people like a bunch of people got like angry

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<v Speaker 1>and started defending the like well trying to lose his

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<v Speaker 1>planes too. It's like that number one. It's not the

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<v Speaker 1>point number two. Like they're like, why are you trying to, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, defend the like why are you trying to

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<v Speaker 1>like attack the US government over this, or like why

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<v Speaker 1>are you trying to pretend the Chinese government is I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not doing any of that it's funny, and it's specifically

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<v Speaker 1>funny that we are treating a lost hyper advanced self

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<v Speaker 1>craft like a lost cat. That's all. That's all. Not

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<v Speaker 1>making a point about politics, not making a point about

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<v Speaker 1>like the d od not making any kind of political point.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just kind of funny. What on Twitter has ruined

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<v Speaker 1>our ability to just like laugh about this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>We lost. So here's what happened. We misplaced our F

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<v Speaker 2>thirty five. Not a big deal. Not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>If anyone sees that shit, hit me up the deed.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, Like my dream is that the auto pilots

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<v Speaker 1>set it down safely somewhere in North Carolina and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just in a man's barn. Right now, some guy just

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<v Speaker 1>tell that ship back and it's like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't made up my mind as to how I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to deal with this, but I got it now.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean this would. Yeah, this is such a great

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<v Speaker 2>opening to an actual James Bond movie because now it's

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<v Speaker 2>just this person should really just in the interest of

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<v Speaker 2>everyone learning their lesson, try to sell it to Russia

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<v Speaker 2>at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just try sure, just like a maring call the

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<v Speaker 1>Russian embassy. Hey, guys, I got something you might be

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<v Speaker 1>interested in. Like I will tell you right now, if

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<v Speaker 1>this were me, you know, if I if I lived

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<v Speaker 1>out in the in the boonies and gained control of

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<v Speaker 1>an F thirty five, the only thing that I would

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<v Speaker 1>do with it, because I think it's really the only

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<v Speaker 1>thing to do with it, because I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to fly a plane. I don't know that like any

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<v Speaker 1>normal pilot knows how to. I'm sure there's a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of special training to fly this specific plane, right otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>it's a fucking death trap. I would just drag it out,

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<v Speaker 1>like tow it out into my yard every couple of

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<v Speaker 1>months and just shoot at it, you know, just just

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<v Speaker 1>fucking shoot at it with my rifles, you know, just

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<v Speaker 1>play around see what happens. In part because when I

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<v Speaker 1>would try to make friends with the AI, turn it on,

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<v Speaker 1>see if you can talk it out, ur chat gpt

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<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we could. I think we could iron giant

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<v Speaker 2>it with the AI. I think you turned this one

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<v Speaker 2>into the good play super mun Yeah, there's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of ideas, folks. Sometimes you need to

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<v Speaker 1>just be able to enjoy the world when beautiful things

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<v Speaker 1>happen beautiful things like the F thirty five going missing,

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<v Speaker 1>like like doing a homeward bound with our Apocalypse fighter

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<v Speaker 1>gott to get led back to home by like a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking rogued chinook.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So we're talking about g Gordon Liddies still for

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<v Speaker 1>so many, so many five hours now something like that anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean close. Yeah, when we left off, he

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<v Speaker 1>had just gotten shit canned by the Treachery Department for

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<v Speaker 1>rank and competence and repeatedly comparing stuff to the Holocaust

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<v Speaker 1>for no reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it does seem pretty clear he was never fired

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<v Speaker 2>for the for the SS stuff. Yeah, is the weirdest

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<v Speaker 2>part of all of that.

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<v Speaker 1>That is fair? Yeah, because like I feel like there

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<v Speaker 1>is an amount of comparing things unnecessarily to the SS

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<v Speaker 1>that you should be fired for. Right, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what that amount is. Precise is really low. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's high, right, I think it should be once yeah, once, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you get one freebie and then everyone's like, man, stop

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<v Speaker 1>falling asleep to the fucking History channel.

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<v Speaker 2>Like comes past. He's past where I think the number

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<v Speaker 2>should be significantly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's good to know. I'm glad that we're I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad that where it's like you're it's like your fucking

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Bacon number, right, you're here your unnecessary SS references number.

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<v Speaker 1>So Lyddy is getting forced out of the UH of

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<v Speaker 1>the Treasury Department. This is a real embarrassment for him,

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<v Speaker 1>so he completely ignores it in his autobiography in favor

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<v Speaker 1>of telling a long story about his sons getting bullied

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<v Speaker 1>at school and how he taught them like, the only

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<v Speaker 1>way to respond to bullies is like violence is immediately

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<v Speaker 1>escalating to violence, And the school is like, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>what we like our students to do here at this

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<v Speaker 1>private school. We would prefer they not immediately go to violence.

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<v Speaker 1>And his wife is also like, I don't think this

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<v Speaker 1>is a good lesson to give the kids, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>think they're probably going to wind up creating more problems

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<v Speaker 1>for themselves that they respond this way. And so when

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<v Speaker 1>the school and his wife are both like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think are at are to them as immediately respond to

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<v Speaker 1>with violence to kids like making fun of them, Lyddy's

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<v Speaker 1>response to that is that before World War Two, they

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<v Speaker 1>French school started eduscate cating children not to respond violently.

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<v Speaker 1>They tried to stop kids from fighting in schools, and

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<v Speaker 1>then in World War Two, the French lost because German

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<v Speaker 1>kids had been taught to be aggressive and get into

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<v Speaker 1>fights at schools. So I'm going to do what the

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<v Speaker 1>Germans did and teach my kids to get into pointless fights. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>first off, yet another unnecessary Nazi reference. Second's really what

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<v Speaker 1>happened next? G Gordon Liddy Like, you're right, You're right.

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<v Speaker 1>The French did lose the first part of that war.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened next to the Germans? How far did starting

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<v Speaker 1>fights in every conceivable situation take Germany?

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<v Speaker 2>It's really just like, like, imagine being so convinced of

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<v Speaker 2>your rightness and having so little attention Spad that like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's like a real like first act of every movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah a guy, Yeah, what happened? Let's say two years later?

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<v Speaker 1>Gordon Lyddy like where were where was Germany? Then? And

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<v Speaker 1>obviously this works the same way for his kids pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much that it does for Germany. And that the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that they're told like escalate physically, and like they're not

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<v Speaker 1>big kids, right, I think they're getting made fun of

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<v Speaker 1>and like, so they start escalating things physically and it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't work out well for them, and in fact, not

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<v Speaker 1>only do kids not stop bullying them, but teens from

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<v Speaker 1>the local high school escalate and it's very funny. In

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<v Speaker 1>his book, Lyddy notes that like like, when describing these

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<v Speaker 1>teens that are gonna harass him and his kids at

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<v Speaker 1>their house, he notes, many of them larger, are larger

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<v Speaker 1>than me. Yeah, I am smaller than a child. So

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<v Speaker 1>some of these kids escalate to egging his house and

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<v Speaker 1>the family cars and throwing firecrackers at the Liddy house

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<v Speaker 1>at night, I think because they realize that, like, the

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<v Speaker 1>dad's a maniac too, so we can really fuck with

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<v Speaker 1>this family now. Lyddy knows he can't call the cops because,

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<v Speaker 1>in his mind, we live in a dangerous part of

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<v Speaker 1>and they've got enough on their plate. I gotta handle

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<v Speaker 1>this on my own, right like he's he's, he's, And

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<v Speaker 1>the way he writes this all out is very much

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<v Speaker 1>like fucking Liam Neeson and taken, where he's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>have a very particular set of skills that makes me

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<v Speaker 1>a nightmare to a fifteen year old like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I guess that's true. That is undeniable.

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<v Speaker 1>He starts staying up at night and like waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>the kids to show up, uh, and then like when

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<v Speaker 1>they come out, he like chases them and gets one

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<v Speaker 1>of these children in a headlock. And then he he says,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the kids pulls a knife, and he explains

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<v Speaker 1>in detail, I will break that knife into pieces and

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<v Speaker 1>use him to like like cut this kid, Like I'll

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<v Speaker 1>kill you if you fucking pull that knife out on me.

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<v Speaker 1>And like Number one, I don't I don't really believe

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<v Speaker 1>that a knife got pulled on him. Number Two, he

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<v Speaker 1>tells that stories if it makes him look cool. He

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<v Speaker 1>never provides evidence that these kids actually had done anything,

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<v Speaker 1>Like theoretically, he just chased down and choked a child,

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<v Speaker 1>Like there's no evidence given to us that shows anything

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<v Speaker 1>but that, like there's a real reason for him to

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<v Speaker 1>chase these kids because he's a maniac, Like he just

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<v Speaker 1>is pretty sure these are the kids, so he attacks

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<v Speaker 1>them in the street.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like no version of this in the real life

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<v Speaker 2>version that didn't end with him getting pantsd right.

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<v Speaker 1>No, for sure, they fell down as he was chasing them.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know that I actually believe any of

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<v Speaker 1>that he actually even caught a kid. But if he did,

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<v Speaker 1>and if a kid pulled a knife. My guess is that,

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<v Speaker 1>like these kids were walking past the house and he

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly runs out, screaming and attacks one, and some kid

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<v Speaker 1>pulls a pocket knife because he's like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what else to do in this situation. Yeah, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like that's probably how it goes. Nothing like, at no

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<v Speaker 1>point does this. This is not like whether or not

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<v Speaker 1>he actually got the culprits. They don't stop throwing eggs

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<v Speaker 1>at his house, right, Like, the minor vandalism continues, And

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<v Speaker 1>here's what he writes about A week later, another egg

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<v Speaker 1>hit the house. So I took to patrolling the alleys

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<v Speaker 1>on my own. Now I was hunting them. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>batman on them. He's like actively wandering the neighborhood at

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<v Speaker 1>night looking for teenagers to fight. Oh my god, that

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<v Speaker 1>spoiled all their fun and I assumed one complained to

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<v Speaker 1>his parents. One evening, as I was cleaning my gun collection,

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<v Speaker 1>which was spread out for that purpose over newspapers on

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<v Speaker 1>the dining room table, many of the pistols disassembled. I

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<v Speaker 1>received a telephone call. A neighbor wanted to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>me about my nocturnal activities. I told him, fun, come

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<v Speaker 1>on over figuring he was one of the father of

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<v Speaker 1>one of the vandals. I wanted to talk to him.

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<v Speaker 1>So first off, in the book, Liddy lays out all

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<v Speaker 1>of the different guns and descriptions of what and by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, nearly all of them German. Right, all of

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<v Speaker 1>these are like fucking lugers, Like they're all old Nazi guns.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only kind of gun he buys, Cowboy revolvers

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<v Speaker 1>and Nazi pistols. That's it for g Gordon Lyddy. So

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<v Speaker 1>he lays out all of this and he like spends

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<v Speaker 1>all this to tail on these guns that are laying out,

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<v Speaker 1>and then this guy comes over and Lyddy, he clearly

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<v Speaker 1>is like wants us to believe that like this terrified

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<v Speaker 1>the man that he like sees, Oh my god, Lyddy's

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<v Speaker 1>got all these guns. I better not fuck with him.

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<v Speaker 1>There's he doesn't even provide in this story and the

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<v Speaker 1>evidence that this has an impact on the guy, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Like the dude is like, you need to stop hunting

0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:24.440
<v Speaker 1>children in the night, right, And yeah, Lyddy is like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to stop hunting children in the night.

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<v Speaker 1>And the guy says, well you should, and like it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of over, like there's no evidence that his guns

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<v Speaker 1>had any influence on any of this, Like, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>need to know this, it's completely irrelevant, right, But eventually

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<v Speaker 1>kids stop egging his house, like, not even immediately. They

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<v Speaker 1>keep going for a while, and I think it just

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<v Speaker 1>peters out because children don't do anything forever. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, it was clearly because I how scared this

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<v Speaker 1>man was of my guns. It's like, no, man, they

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<v Speaker 1>kept egging your fucking house. You did nothing. You had

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<v Speaker 1>no influence on this situation.

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<v Speaker 2>That's really arkable that he didn't wind up getting like

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<v Speaker 2>his ass kicked by the neighborhood dads.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he might, I don't. I think there's a

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<v Speaker 1>non zero chance that, like one night, when he's going

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<v Speaker 1>batman on some children, he gets hit in the face

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<v Speaker 1>with an egg and gets like a staph infection in

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<v Speaker 1>his eye. Look, there's as much evidence for that as

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<v Speaker 1>anything Lyddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Claims for real. Jesus Christ, what a maniac.

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<v Speaker 1>What a funny funny man so. Lyddy also claims that

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<v Speaker 1>he found during his time before getting shit Canned a

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<v Speaker 1>stack of Treasury Department badges laying around the office that

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<v Speaker 1>weren't real badges that were made up for the CIA

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<v Speaker 1>for CIA men who needed a cover, and so he

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<v Speaker 1>stole one, and that allowed him to carry a gun

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere in the country. Again, at no point does g.

0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Gordon Liddy ever do anything involving a gun. This is

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<v Speaker 1>not relevant. There is no question that is answered by

0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.760
<v Speaker 1>the fact that he theoretically has the CIA badge, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't do anything with that. We don't ever need disinformation.

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<v Speaker 1>He just cannot he like it is he he emotionally

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<v Speaker 1>he needs us to know he always had a gun

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<v Speaker 1>on him, Like he can't stand the fact that we

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't know that. It's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I kind of don't believe that, Like I believe

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<v Speaker 1>the CIA gave people fake covers using other government agencies. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe that they left their badgesting out in

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<v Speaker 1>the Treasury Department in a big bile where G. Gordon

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<v Speaker 1>Lenny could grab one. I do believe that he illegally

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<v Speaker 1>carried a firearm for years. I'll give him that. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give him that. I bet he's I bet he broke those.

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<v Speaker 2>Laws just like a stack of fake badges. Yeah, somehows

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<v Speaker 2>would let you carry a gun illegally, just sitting by

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<v Speaker 2>the coffee machine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, just like hanging out. Oh yeah, that's our

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<v Speaker 1>Cia badges. Don't take one g Gordon Lenny to let

0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:52.800
<v Speaker 1>you carry a gun anywhere you want. So again he

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<v Speaker 1>dedicates pages after this to talking, like telling all these

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<v Speaker 1>fake stories about how bad his neighborhood is in DC,

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<v Speaker 1>and he he cannot again every time he encounters a

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<v Speaker 1>black person, he lets you know, right, and he tells.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the stories he tells is that like one night,

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<v Speaker 1>this like black man knocks on the door and G.

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<v Speaker 1>Gordon Liddy pulls a forty five and threatens to shoot

0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:16.400
<v Speaker 1>him with it, and again provides no evidence this man

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do anything illegal, that like this was anything

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<v Speaker 1>but like a guy coming to his door by mistake,

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<v Speaker 1>but by god, G Gordon Liddy is going to point

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<v Speaker 1>a firearm at a stranger. Great man hero.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So Lyddy gets pushed out of the Treasury Department. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure why. Maybe it's that he had made

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<v Speaker 1>enough friends, maybe it's that he had some lingering family connections.

0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.600
<v Speaker 1>But they can't they don't feel like they can get

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<v Speaker 1>rid of him entirely, right, So instead of immediately pushing

0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:47.640
<v Speaker 1>lyddy out. They like, they find a job for him,

0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:49.440
<v Speaker 1>they get switch him to a new boss, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>you can stay here for a while, but you need

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<v Speaker 1>to find something else. So don't let it be too long. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>And it just so happens that this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>the point at which Liddy wipes up in the Nixon

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<v Speaker 1>White House. Right, So this is the at this point

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<v Speaker 1>his career is was an FBI agent, got forced out

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<v Speaker 1>for incompetence, was a worked for the DA's office, probably

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<v Speaker 1>got forced out for incompetence, ran for office, lost badly,

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<v Speaker 1>And then was that the Treasury apartment got forced out

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<v Speaker 1>for incompetence. Right? That is g Gordon Liddy's working career

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<v Speaker 1>at this point. Right, luckily for you know him, unlucky

0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:29.560
<v Speaker 1>and luckily for his coworkers at Treasury, but unluckily for

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<v Speaker 1>Richard Nixon and the rest of the country. The collapse

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<v Speaker 1>of his career at Treasury occurred right alongside an event

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<v Speaker 1>of much greater historic importance, the release of the Pentagon papers.

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<v Speaker 1>I have you heard about this? Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Like the Pentingon papers were.

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<v Speaker 2>Was not enough? Actually, I'm happy to learn.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you an overview here because people need to

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<v Speaker 1>know this, especially since Daniel Ellsberg, the guy who's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of behind the leak of these, just died very recently.

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<v Speaker 1>The Pentagon Papers were an internal history of the Vietnam

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<v Speaker 1>War from nineteen forty five to nineteen sixty seven, commissioned

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<v Speaker 1>by the Defense Department. Right, it was this kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, again, the Defence Department is completely morally in

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong about most conflicts it's in post World War two.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is a reasonable thing to do. Right, You've

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<v Speaker 1>just had this big disaster of a war, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it's going terribly. It's been going terribly in

0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:19.760
<v Speaker 1>nineteen sixty seven, it's still going on. Should probably sit

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<v Speaker 1>down and like try to lay out all the facts

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<v Speaker 1>about what happened and to figure out like what the

0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:26.040
<v Speaker 1>fuck went on here? Right, reasonable thing to want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>So.

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<v Speaker 1>Among the fun facts revealed in the Pentagon Papers was

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that, despite President Johnson's claim to the contrary,

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<v Speaker 1>at no point were we involved in Vietnam to help

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<v Speaker 1>South Vietnam.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>The papers include the admission from the US government we

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<v Speaker 1>were there because we were in conflict with China.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara and others had come to

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<v Speaker 1>a view China as a Nazi like expansionist threat to

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<v Speaker 1>the entirety of Asia, and that's why we got involved

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<v Speaker 1>in Vietnam. It had nothing to do with supporting democracy

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<v Speaker 1>in South Vietnam, especially since South Vietnam was not really

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<v Speaker 1>functionally democracy or at least most of its history, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it was just because of our fears about China. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>That's one of the things we get out of the

0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:09.360
<v Speaker 1>Pentagon Papers. The papers also contained evidence of US involvement

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineteen sixty three South Vietnamese coup and the

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<v Speaker 1>assassination of President DM. And there's always been like these

0:19:14.680 --> 0:19:17.040
<v Speaker 1>theories that did the US have this guy fucking iced

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<v Speaker 1>and like yes, basically yes, right. And there's a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of other very shady or outright criminal acts that are

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<v Speaker 1>kind of revealed in the Pentagon Papers because these are

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<v Speaker 1>not meant for public release.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy, one of the guys who compiles this report

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<v Speaker 1>is a Rand Corporation employee named Daniel Ellsberg. Prior to

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<v Speaker 1>working for the Rand Corporation, Elsberg had worked for the

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<v Speaker 1>CIA on a rural pacification campaign in Vietnam, so he

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<v Speaker 1>was one of the guys doing shady, dangerous shit for

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<v Speaker 1>the US in Vietnam. He had also been an aid

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<v Speaker 1>to Hank Kissinger, So like, this is a guy who

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty intimately involved in everything that's going on. And

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<v Speaker 1>as a result of kind of that process of some

0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:56.240
<v Speaker 1>of the things he sees, and as a result of

0:19:56.280 --> 0:19:59.520
<v Speaker 1>being part of the assembly of these Pentagon papers, he

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<v Speaker 1>gets against the war. Right now, there's some other again,

0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:05.720
<v Speaker 1>we're not going to give a comprehensive thing here, there's

0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:08.320
<v Speaker 1>some other like arguments over like Ellsberg and like why

0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:10.399
<v Speaker 1>he did what he did. But that's the broad story

0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:13.760
<v Speaker 1>and it's generally accurate. And in nineteen sixty nine he

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<v Speaker 1>leaks some of these papers to a New York Times

0:20:16.320 --> 0:20:18.679
<v Speaker 1>journalist and the whole thing blows up from there. The

0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:21.159
<v Speaker 1>time starts writing these stories about all this shady and

0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:24.160
<v Speaker 1>illegal shit that people had suspected for years about US

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<v Speaker 1>conduct and Vietnam, and because Nixon's the president, all of

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<v Speaker 1>this shit kind of winds up on his desk and

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<v Speaker 1>it it super charges the protest movement, the anti war movement,

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<v Speaker 1>and suddenly like they're surrounding the White House and like

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<v Speaker 1>fucking box trucks and National guardsmen to keep away the

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<v Speaker 1>crowds of protesters, Like it's this massive mass of Like

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<v Speaker 1>the Nixon campaign, it has fears that, like the protesters

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<v Speaker 1>might breach the fucking perimeter, right, Like that's a worry

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<v Speaker 1>for a while that they've got. Well that's crazy, that'll

0:20:52.920 --> 0:20:56.600
<v Speaker 1>never ever, that'll never happen again. So what's relevant to

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<v Speaker 1>us today about the Pentagon Papers is that they have

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<v Speaker 1>a massive impact on the paranoia of one Richard M.

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<v Speaker 1>Nixon president. Right. This is when you hear about Nixon

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<v Speaker 1>being a paranoid maniac. The Pentagon Papers are a big

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<v Speaker 1>part of why, because he becomes convinced they don't know

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<v Speaker 1>for a while who's done it. They've become eventually aware

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<v Speaker 1>it was probably Ellsberg, But like there's all these fears

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<v Speaker 1>about like who's a leaker? Who can we trust? You know,

0:21:17.200 --> 0:21:19.879
<v Speaker 1>they're trying to screw us, however, trying to fuck me

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<v Speaker 1>out of the White House. So I'm going to quote

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<v Speaker 1>now from a very readable history of the Watergate scandal,

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<v Speaker 1>a book called King Richard by Michael Dobbs. When The

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<v Speaker 1>New York Times began publishing a classified history of the

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<v Speaker 1>war known as the Pentagon Papers in June nineteen seventy one,

0:21:33.640 --> 0:21:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Kissinger exploded, this will totally destroy American credibility forever, he raged,

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<v Speaker 1>no foreign government will ever trust us again. The president

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<v Speaker 1>needed little persuading that draconian action was necessary. According to

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<v Speaker 1>Haldeman and Haldeman's Nixon's a chief staff. I think Henry

0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:50.360
<v Speaker 1>got Nixon cranked up, and then they started cranking each

0:21:50.400 --> 0:21:52.639
<v Speaker 1>other up until they were both in a frenzy. This

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<v Speaker 1>in turn inspired the creation of a special investigations unit

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<v Speaker 1>to track down leakers of government documents. The teams set

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<v Speaker 1>up shop in a war of offices on the ground

0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:04.680
<v Speaker 1>floor of the Executive Office Building known as Room sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they were charged with plugging leaks, unit members jokingly

0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:11.680
<v Speaker 1>affixed a sign to the entryway that went read simply plumbers.

0:22:11.960 --> 0:22:14.800
<v Speaker 1>Gordon Liddy and Howard Hunt were among the first recruits.

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<v Speaker 1>So pretty reasonable, Like understand not reasonable, We understandable. Story, Right,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a leak. Nixon goes crazy. He's like, I need

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<v Speaker 1>guys to fix leaks, and g Gordon Liddy, how are

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<v Speaker 1>because he's being forced out, Lyddy gets stuck in in

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<v Speaker 1>this job, right, like this is where he gets moved to,

0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:34.399
<v Speaker 1>and this is kind of a dream for his Like

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<v Speaker 1>a guy who fucks up as much as Liddy, you

0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:42.640
<v Speaker 1>probably shouldn't reward with a white House gig, but they do. So. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is his dream. This is his chance to do

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<v Speaker 1>all the spy shit that he dreamed about, all the

0:22:46.920 --> 0:22:49.160
<v Speaker 1>shit he'd read about in books as a little kid

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like. Now he's got a chance to be

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<v Speaker 1>that guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Lyddy proved the FBI right for firing him almost

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<v Speaker 1>instantly by sitting down with his new colleagues and insisting

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<v Speaker 1>there investigations unit should be based on. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>make a guess as to what he thinks they should base.

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<v Speaker 2>Their new unit on.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to make a guess, Andrew, what organization do

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<v Speaker 1>you think he argans back to in a history? It's

0:23:13.680 --> 0:23:19.000
<v Speaker 1>the SS Yeah, yeah, once again, it always he does.

0:23:19.680 --> 0:23:22.040
<v Speaker 2>It's so weird that he's not aware that they lost

0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:22.480
<v Speaker 2>the war.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that it didn't work, that it was that the

0:23:26.440 --> 0:23:30.439
<v Speaker 4>whole country gets destroyed, that Germany is shattered in a

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<v Speaker 4>way that almost no nation in history has ever been shattered.

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<v Speaker 1>But uh no, he's like, you know who, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we should take a page out of their book for

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<v Speaker 1>our our illegal spying unit in the White House is

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking SS. Here's what he writes. Our organization had

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<v Speaker 1>been directed to eliminate subversion of the secrets of the administration.

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<v Speaker 1>So I created an acronym using the initial letter of

0:23:53.440 --> 0:23:56.640
<v Speaker 1>those descripted words. It appealed to me because when I organize,

0:23:56.680 --> 0:23:59.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm inclined to think of German terms. And the acronym

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<v Speaker 1>was also used by a World War Two German veterans

0:24:02.200 --> 0:24:07.399
<v Speaker 1>organization belonged to by some acquaintances of mine, Odessa. On

0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:10.760
<v Speaker 1>the blackboard in German. For clarity and added security, I

0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:15.320
<v Speaker 1>diagrammed the new Odessa organization. Have you heard of Odessa? Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know who these guys were? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>My god, I mean not enough?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So Odessa is not a real organization. For one,

0:24:21.680 --> 0:24:24.280
<v Speaker 1>it was never like a group called Odessa. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a code name US Intelligence came up with to describe

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<v Speaker 1>a mix of different smaller organizations and like escape plans

0:24:32.320 --> 0:24:35.760
<v Speaker 1>by different Nazi war criminals, specifically generally members of the

0:24:35.960 --> 0:24:39.359
<v Speaker 1>SS who had been responsible for the Holocaust. Odessa was

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<v Speaker 1>the name that intelligence gave all these plans to get

0:24:41.960 --> 0:24:45.920
<v Speaker 1>them out of Europe and generally over to Latin America. Right, So,

0:24:46.600 --> 0:24:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Lyddy is like, I want to base our intel network

0:24:50.560 --> 0:24:53.840
<v Speaker 1>on the group that helped SS war criminals, some of

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:59.159
<v Speaker 1>whom are my friends get away from Europe of void justice. Yeah,

0:24:59.200 --> 0:25:02.280
<v Speaker 1>you know the guys who Adolf Aikman and Joseph Mangela

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<v Speaker 1>get away. That's who I want to And it's also yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's no just fucking oh god, it's Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>What a note. What a fucking note to have be

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing that you do. And we'll talk about

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<v Speaker 1>one other thing that g Gordon Lyddy does. But first, Andrew,

0:25:27.280 --> 0:25:29.160
<v Speaker 1>maybe two plugs you know, we might have a couple

0:25:29.160 --> 0:25:29.840
<v Speaker 1>of plugs in there.

0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're not plugging leaks.

0:25:34.080 --> 0:25:40.520
<v Speaker 1>We're not We're not plugging leaks. So we're back from

0:25:40.560 --> 0:25:45.239
<v Speaker 1>outer space. Andrew, I just walked in. Wow, I think

0:25:45.280 --> 0:25:48.360
<v Speaker 1>I've made that. I think I made that reference before. Anyway,

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:49.960
<v Speaker 1>you definitely have.

0:25:50.160 --> 0:25:52.879
<v Speaker 2>I definitely have at least once. But it's so natural

0:25:52.920 --> 0:25:53.720
<v Speaker 2>that just just go.

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<v Speaker 1>On, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

0:25:57.520 --> 0:26:01.400
<v Speaker 1>So Lyddy, so he decides to make his his own

0:26:01.480 --> 0:26:04.879
<v Speaker 1>Odessa organization for the Nixon White House and like it

0:26:04.960 --> 0:26:07.600
<v Speaker 1>is funny, like the reason why he picks Odessa because

0:26:07.600 --> 0:26:09.280
<v Speaker 1>it really doesn't have anything to do with what he

0:26:09.320 --> 0:26:11.520
<v Speaker 1>wants to do, right, It wasn't an organization for plugging

0:26:11.600 --> 0:26:16.159
<v Speaker 1>leaks for one thing? Is that Odessa. Again, it's not

0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:19.400
<v Speaker 1>an actual organization, but in the post war era, all

0:26:19.440 --> 0:26:22.760
<v Speaker 1>of these spy books pretend it is because it's a

0:26:22.800 --> 0:26:25.400
<v Speaker 1>great bad guy for your spin norml Right, if you're

0:26:25.400 --> 0:26:28.080
<v Speaker 1>writing like a bunch of pop boiler James Bond type books,

0:26:28.320 --> 0:26:32.840
<v Speaker 1>the organization of SS Veterans, great idea for like these

0:26:32.880 --> 0:26:35.280
<v Speaker 1>will be our bad guys, right, these old Nazis and stuff,

0:26:35.400 --> 0:26:38.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, this secret Nazi organization around the country. That's

0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:40.800
<v Speaker 1>why he that's why he focuses on them, because like

0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:42.560
<v Speaker 1>he'd read all these books as a kid, where they

0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:45.760
<v Speaker 1>were the bad guys, like Odessa is g Gordon Liddy's

0:26:45.760 --> 0:26:48.760
<v Speaker 1>generation's Cobra, right, yeah, and so that's like that who

0:26:48.840 --> 0:26:52.959
<v Speaker 1>he wants to be, yeah, clespect right, Yeah, and he

0:26:53.080 --> 0:26:55.399
<v Speaker 1>is he is the He is the same as modern

0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:58.280
<v Speaker 1>fascists who like play Warhammer forty K as kids and

0:26:58.320 --> 0:27:00.960
<v Speaker 1>then like decide Trump is the god em right, Like

0:27:01.040 --> 0:27:03.639
<v Speaker 1>that's all he's doing is he's like I want to

0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:06.000
<v Speaker 1>be like these guys and these fictional novels that I

0:27:06.040 --> 0:27:09.960
<v Speaker 1>thought are cool. So yeah, that's literally what's going on here.

0:27:10.600 --> 0:27:14.199
<v Speaker 1>Lyddy's partner in this endeavor, in this plumbing endeavor, is E.

0:27:14.359 --> 0:27:17.560
<v Speaker 1>Howard Hunt, and Hunt is an interesting guy who's kind

0:27:17.600 --> 0:27:19.560
<v Speaker 1>of in some ways weirdly similar to Liddy.

0:27:19.600 --> 0:27:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Now.

0:27:20.080 --> 0:27:23.359
<v Speaker 1>Hunt is a former CIA man, right, he was with

0:27:23.440 --> 0:27:28.000
<v Speaker 1>the company for a long time. He had worked overseas.

0:27:28.040 --> 0:27:30.320
<v Speaker 1>He was there during in Guatemala. He played a role

0:27:30.400 --> 0:27:32.920
<v Speaker 1>in the in the coup in Guatemala. I think also

0:27:32.960 --> 0:27:34.720
<v Speaker 1>in Chile, and maybe I'm wrong about that one. But

0:27:34.760 --> 0:27:37.240
<v Speaker 1>he's involved in a lot in these decades of fuckery

0:27:37.240 --> 0:27:40.359
<v Speaker 1>in South and Central America by the CIA. And then

0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:43.200
<v Speaker 1>he torpedoes his career because he's also deeply involved in

0:27:43.240 --> 0:27:45.640
<v Speaker 1>the Bay of Pigs, which does not go right. That's

0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:48.400
<v Speaker 1>kind of the end of his like, you know, career

0:27:48.440 --> 0:27:51.080
<v Speaker 1>for the CIA, of like meaning anything in it right now.

0:27:51.119 --> 0:27:54.199
<v Speaker 1>The thing is, though, Will Hunt is definitely involved in

0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:56.439
<v Speaker 1>doing a bunch of crimes for the CIA. He's like

0:27:56.480 --> 0:27:58.919
<v Speaker 1>a paper pusher, he's like a logistics guy. He's not

0:27:59.040 --> 0:28:03.359
<v Speaker 1>doing cool shit. He's not kicking indoors, he's not assassinating people.

0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:06.760
<v Speaker 1>He's certainly not romancing exotic ladies spies, right he is.

0:28:07.000 --> 0:28:09.240
<v Speaker 1>He is the spy. He's the spook equivalent of a

0:28:09.280 --> 0:28:12.959
<v Speaker 1>middle manager, right yeah, which is obviously necessary. Right, if

0:28:13.000 --> 0:28:16.520
<v Speaker 1>you're running an illegal spying organization that's committing crimes against humanity,

0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:18.600
<v Speaker 1>you need a bunch of pap Most of what you

0:28:18.680 --> 0:28:21.200
<v Speaker 1>need are paper mostly, right, That is mostly of the job.

0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:22.560
<v Speaker 2>You never need the other shit.

0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:25.240
<v Speaker 1>You very rarely need a jam like and that's usually

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:26.560
<v Speaker 1>not it. Usually it's just like, well, we have a

0:28:26.600 --> 0:28:28.480
<v Speaker 1>lot of guns, let's just keep giving them the guys

0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:31.200
<v Speaker 1>in the jungle and like, you know, using our contacts

0:28:31.200 --> 0:28:33.159
<v Speaker 1>to give him a place to train in the nearby country,

0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:35.159
<v Speaker 1>and eventually they'll over there. Of the government, right, Like

0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:37.680
<v Speaker 1>that most of what goes on in these actual cases.

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:40.880
<v Speaker 1>So Hunt Hunt, you know, despite the fact that on

0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:44.240
<v Speaker 1>paper his background's legitimate, he kind of always feels like

0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:47.120
<v Speaker 1>he missed out on getting to have the exciting spy career.

0:28:47.440 --> 0:28:49.320
<v Speaker 1>Part of how Hunt deals with that is he is

0:28:49.360 --> 0:28:52.000
<v Speaker 1>an author of spy books, like the same kind of

0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 1>books that Liddy reads as a young man. He published

0:28:54.920 --> 0:28:57.520
<v Speaker 1>He's published like forty different novels by this point, and

0:28:57.520 --> 0:29:01.719
<v Speaker 1>they're all like kind of James bond Ish, right, like

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:05.360
<v Speaker 1>slightly worse than Ian Fleming's novels, but like mid gra

0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:10.600
<v Speaker 1>airport fiction grade like spy thrillers, right, And so Hunt

0:29:10.680 --> 0:29:13.920
<v Speaker 1>is he's got some backstory, he has some connections, but

0:29:14.000 --> 0:29:17.320
<v Speaker 1>he's also, like Lyddy, kind of insecure about his lack

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:20.680
<v Speaker 1>of doing anything cool. And so you put both of

0:29:20.720 --> 0:29:24.560
<v Speaker 1>these guys together, and that's a fucking disaster, right like,

0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:26.880
<v Speaker 1>because they're just going to lead each other into fucking

0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:30.960
<v Speaker 1>calamity well beyond their degree of competence. So the disaster

0:29:31.040 --> 0:29:34.480
<v Speaker 1>starts right away with their project of destroying Daniel Ellsberg,

0:29:34.560 --> 0:29:37.040
<v Speaker 1>the Pentagon papers leaker. The way they decided to do

0:29:37.080 --> 0:29:39.800
<v Speaker 1>this is they're going to break into his therapist's office

0:29:39.880 --> 0:29:42.080
<v Speaker 1>and steal the file on him, with the idea that

0:29:42.160 --> 0:29:46.040
<v Speaker 1>like this probably contains something damning about the man. Right now.

0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:49.760
<v Speaker 1>In his book, Lyddy lovingly describes all of the spy

0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:52.160
<v Speaker 1>cameras they get to buy and how they work, and

0:29:52.200 --> 0:29:55.320
<v Speaker 1>all the different gear, this listening devices he talks about

0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:58.360
<v Speaker 1>he has, like this terrible wig. There's a photo of

0:29:58.360 --> 0:30:00.400
<v Speaker 1>a minute this like horrible wig that he want that

0:30:00.440 --> 0:30:03.400
<v Speaker 1>looks like fucking shit, and he has this gait altering

0:30:03.400 --> 0:30:05.560
<v Speaker 1>device that he wears to make him like force him

0:30:05.600 --> 0:30:08.280
<v Speaker 1>to have a limp so that it'll disguise him, and like,

0:30:09.880 --> 0:30:12.360
<v Speaker 1>none of this winds up working. Like all of the

0:30:12.400 --> 0:30:15.240
<v Speaker 1>shit that they buy is pointless. Right because on their

0:30:15.280 --> 0:30:17.520
<v Speaker 1>first break in, which is the only one where Lyddy

0:30:17.640 --> 0:30:20.000
<v Speaker 1>does any actual spy work, they like bust into this

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:23.320
<v Speaker 1>guy's office illegally and take photos of a bunch of paperwork.

0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:25.600
<v Speaker 1>And Lyddy doesn't know how to use the spy camera,

0:30:25.800 --> 0:30:28.719
<v Speaker 1>so the photos they take don't work. There's like nothing

0:30:28.800 --> 0:30:30.880
<v Speaker 1>in them. Right, he gets a bunch of blurry pictures

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:35.040
<v Speaker 1>of track. Right, that's all that is the extent of

0:30:35.080 --> 0:30:38.840
<v Speaker 1>his real career as a spy. Right is he fails

0:30:38.880 --> 0:30:42.680
<v Speaker 1>to use a spy camera properly and pointlessly breaks into

0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:46.480
<v Speaker 1>a therapist's office. This is like any reasonable person would

0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:50.000
<v Speaker 1>be embarrassed of this, Right, this is shameful. Lyddy describes

0:30:50.040 --> 0:30:52.520
<v Speaker 1>it as a successful op where he proved that he

0:30:52.600 --> 0:30:54.840
<v Speaker 1>really had what it took to be a spy. We

0:30:54.880 --> 0:30:57.080
<v Speaker 1>can see this evidence of this in the fact that

0:30:57.120 --> 0:31:00.000
<v Speaker 1>his boss, Bud Krogue, who was the White House FBI

0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:02.920
<v Speaker 1>liaison and thus did know real g men, right, like

0:31:03.000 --> 0:31:07.160
<v Speaker 1>Krogue knows actual spies. Immediately told them, you guys can

0:31:07.240 --> 0:31:09.400
<v Speaker 1>never do an entry again, Like, I don't ever want

0:31:09.400 --> 0:31:11.440
<v Speaker 1>to hear that you've broken into a place. You are

0:31:11.480 --> 0:31:14.400
<v Speaker 1>employees of the White House. If you get arrested, if

0:31:14.400 --> 0:31:17.360
<v Speaker 1>an employee of the White House gets arrested performing illegal

0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:21.200
<v Speaker 1>surveillance that could ruin the whole administration, you're not allowed

0:31:21.240 --> 0:31:24.400
<v Speaker 1>to ever go in on this again. So Lyddy goes

0:31:24.440 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 1>over to Hunt, and Hunt has friends, Cuban friends from

0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:29.640
<v Speaker 1>the Bay of Pigs. Right, These like criminals who had

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:32.000
<v Speaker 1>tried to overthrow the Castor regime and failed. Right, most

0:31:32.040 --> 0:31:34.920
<v Speaker 1>of these guys are some kind of gangster, right as

0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:37.360
<v Speaker 1>well as being you know, want to be revolutionary. So

0:31:37.800 --> 0:31:39.720
<v Speaker 1>he has Hunt call up some of these Bay of

0:31:39.800 --> 0:31:42.680
<v Speaker 1>Pigs guys. And again, also, I don't know, man, if

0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:45.200
<v Speaker 1>you're if you're looking at like an op that went well,

0:31:45.680 --> 0:31:47.880
<v Speaker 1>that you might want to like hire dudes from Beya

0:31:47.920 --> 0:31:52.520
<v Speaker 1>Pigs prolays in the op, right, Like, yeah, the famously

0:31:52.600 --> 0:31:55.680
<v Speaker 1>successful Bay of Pigs. So they bring in these Bay

0:31:55.680 --> 0:31:58.200
<v Speaker 1>of Pigs guys and they just spend tens of thousands

0:31:58.200 --> 0:32:02.720
<v Speaker 1>of dollars on even more fans see camera equipment and lyddy,

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:05.440
<v Speaker 1>he's not allowed to do anything, right, So he decides,

0:32:05.560 --> 0:32:09.240
<v Speaker 1>I'll be their backup, right, I'll hang around outside of

0:32:09.280 --> 0:32:11.800
<v Speaker 1>this of this building that they're breaking into to try

0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 1>to get papers with a weapon in case I got

0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:17.400
<v Speaker 1>to kill somebody to keep quiet. Right, And so he

0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:19.960
<v Speaker 1>goes through how like he thought he should. He wanted

0:32:20.000 --> 0:32:22.000
<v Speaker 1>to bring a gun, but the only gun he has

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:23.600
<v Speaker 1>that'd be good for this, he's got a He has

0:32:23.640 --> 0:32:29.400
<v Speaker 1>an unregistered CIA nine millimeter that was manufactured specifically for assassinations.

0:32:29.800 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 1>But god, it couldn't take a silencer, right, So he

0:32:34.960 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 1>brings his next best weapon, quote, a folding Browning knife,

0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:42.320
<v Speaker 1>deadly and quiet, a pocket knife. He calls it like

0:32:42.360 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 1>a Browning knife because browning also makes sense. He brings

0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:48.600
<v Speaker 1>a pocket knife. You take a pocket knife to your

0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:51.160
<v Speaker 1>spy mission in case you need to murder someone on

0:32:51.200 --> 0:32:51.719
<v Speaker 1>the street.

0:32:53.080 --> 0:32:55.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, also, given his early history, I guess he's

0:32:56.000 --> 0:33:01.200
<v Speaker 2>probably physically capable of doing me. Maybe maybe not may.

0:33:01.240 --> 0:33:05.240
<v Speaker 1>It's actually, if you use the thing, it's hard to

0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:08.120
<v Speaker 1>kill people with a knife, right. It is not a

0:33:08.200 --> 0:33:13.400
<v Speaker 1>quiet weapon. Number one. Most of the time, when somebody

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:16.480
<v Speaker 1>pulls a knife and uses it on another person. Both

0:33:16.480 --> 0:33:19.440
<v Speaker 1>of them get stabbed. It is a weapon that leads

0:33:19.440 --> 0:33:21.800
<v Speaker 1>to a lot of screaming. Right, you can't even with

0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:24.080
<v Speaker 1>an unsilenced weapon, you can shoot someone with it and

0:33:24.120 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 1>they can drop immediately, right without making any noise. Right,

0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 1>it's possible with a knife. It is always going to

0:33:30.040 --> 0:33:33.920
<v Speaker 1>be loud and horrific because you're stabbing someone. Like, yeah,

0:33:33.920 --> 0:33:36.360
<v Speaker 1>maybe there's the odds spy out there who really can

0:33:36.440 --> 0:33:38.960
<v Speaker 1>quietly use an eye. But like you, if you read

0:33:39.040 --> 0:33:41.640
<v Speaker 1>actual stories of spies, very uncommon for knives to be

0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:42.960
<v Speaker 1>used to this situation.

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:46.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not the tool of choice.

0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Lyddy certainly not qualified to use this. Right, it

0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:53.240
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter though, this is all alarm because again, well

0:33:53.240 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 1>he describes this because he wants us to know he

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:58.080
<v Speaker 1>totally might have killed a guy. All that actually happens

0:33:58.160 --> 0:34:00.560
<v Speaker 1>is he hangs out outside this office while his guys

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:02.720
<v Speaker 1>are breaking in for a couple of minutes with a

0:34:02.720 --> 0:34:05.640
<v Speaker 1>pocket knife on his bait. And to make it even nerdier,

0:34:05.720 --> 0:34:08.080
<v Speaker 1>he has a holster for it on his belt. He's

0:34:08.120 --> 0:34:10.920
<v Speaker 1>like wearing a pocket knife and a fucking holster to

0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:14.880
<v Speaker 1>like maybe murder a fucking dude. Walking his dog. If

0:34:14.920 --> 0:34:19.440
<v Speaker 1>they come out right, and he writes this about this moment,

0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:22.200
<v Speaker 1>I can run for miles. And there were numerous deeply

0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:24.480
<v Speaker 1>shadowed hiding places in the area from which I could

0:34:24.480 --> 0:34:27.319
<v Speaker 1>pause to warn them in inside with the transceiver. Only

0:34:27.360 --> 0:34:29.239
<v Speaker 1>if there were no other recourse would I have used

0:34:29.239 --> 0:34:31.719
<v Speaker 1>the knife. But I would if I'd had to. I

0:34:31.760 --> 0:34:36.200
<v Speaker 1>had given my men my word that I would protect them. Great,

0:34:36.680 --> 0:34:38.680
<v Speaker 1>totally believable, Gee Gordon.

0:34:38.680 --> 0:34:40.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh my god.

0:34:40.360 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 1>So his team does succeed at the operation because it

0:34:43.560 --> 0:34:46.399
<v Speaker 1>turns out, I mean kind of right. They get in there,

0:34:46.480 --> 0:34:48.840
<v Speaker 1>they get pictures and stuff of a bunch of papers,

0:34:48.840 --> 0:34:51.239
<v Speaker 1>but like, and they get his file, but like, none

0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:53.960
<v Speaker 1>of it. There's nothing in there, right, because Ellsberg there's

0:34:54.000 --> 0:34:57.200
<v Speaker 1>nothing really impeachable about him, and he certainly he didn't

0:34:57.239 --> 0:35:00.120
<v Speaker 1>go tell his therapists like, so, yeah, I'm committing a

0:35:00.440 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 1>crime by leaking classified data to the New York Times.

0:35:04.160 --> 0:35:07.280
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't do that, because Daniel Elsberg wasn't a fucking idiot.

0:35:09.040 --> 0:35:12.279
<v Speaker 1>So after ransacking this office, they leave a bunch of

0:35:12.360 --> 0:35:15.000
<v Speaker 1>random pills to disguise the break in as having been

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:18.400
<v Speaker 1>carried out by a junkie. And this is what's said,

0:35:18.680 --> 0:35:21.120
<v Speaker 1>A man with a history of addiction is arrested for

0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:24.160
<v Speaker 1>the break in and coerced into confessing. He goes to

0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:27.760
<v Speaker 1>prison because of this, like just some random dude. Lyddy

0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:31.040
<v Speaker 1>has absolutely no sympathy for this guy because he's a junkie,

0:35:31.160 --> 0:35:33.759
<v Speaker 1>you know. So he goes. He and Hunt go back

0:35:33.800 --> 0:35:36.960
<v Speaker 1>to the drawing board, and according to Hunt, Hunt tells

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:39.600
<v Speaker 1>Liddy Elsberg is scheduled to speak at a fundraising dinner

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:42.879
<v Speaker 1>that's going to be held in Washington, and they decide like, oh,

0:35:42.880 --> 0:35:45.360
<v Speaker 1>this is a good opportunity to discredit him, right, we can, like,

0:35:45.640 --> 0:35:47.759
<v Speaker 1>we can embarrass him at this dinner in a way

0:35:47.760 --> 0:35:49.880
<v Speaker 1>that will make people less likely to trust what he's saying.

0:35:50.080 --> 0:35:51.920
<v Speaker 1>It's going to be the dinner's going to be attended

0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:54.880
<v Speaker 1>by media, you know, taste makers and shit, and so

0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:59.200
<v Speaker 1>this is a good opportunity. And the suggestion some guy's

0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:01.200
<v Speaker 1>Chuck Holson at the White House as is like, hey,

0:36:01.480 --> 0:36:04.520
<v Speaker 1>could Liddy, could you guys drug Elsberg to make him

0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:08.440
<v Speaker 1>appear that he's like an addict and not trustworthy. So

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:12.560
<v Speaker 1>the plan that fucking Liddy and Hunt work up is

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:16.440
<v Speaker 1>to have the same Cuban guys to dress them up

0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:19.440
<v Speaker 1>as waiters and have them drug Elsberg with acid and

0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:22.440
<v Speaker 1>his champagne never gets past the drawing board because it's

0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:25.920
<v Speaker 1>a terrible plan. So next they decide to start, they

0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 1>drop plans to start fucking with the Brookings Institute, which

0:36:29.560 --> 0:36:32.080
<v Speaker 1>is this liberal think tank that Elsberg is involved with.

0:36:32.160 --> 0:36:35.319
<v Speaker 1>Right and Liddy suspects Elsberg hid his copy of the

0:36:35.320 --> 0:36:38.399
<v Speaker 1>Pentingon papers in their safe right, so he thinks there's

0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:40.839
<v Speaker 1>the full copy of these documents that he can lead

0:36:40.840 --> 0:36:43.239
<v Speaker 1>to the Times. I believe they're hiding out at the

0:36:43.239 --> 0:36:45.919
<v Speaker 1>Brookings Institute. So here's what we're going to do. We're

0:36:45.920 --> 0:36:50.120
<v Speaker 1>going to firebomb the Brookings Institute, and then we're going

0:36:50.160 --> 0:36:52.719
<v Speaker 1>to buy a brand new fire truck for the Cubans

0:36:52.760 --> 0:36:55.640
<v Speaker 1>and we'll train them all as firefighters and they'll be

0:36:55.719 --> 0:36:58.200
<v Speaker 1>waiting around the corner and will be the first responders

0:36:58.200 --> 0:37:01.040
<v Speaker 1>to the fire. And then while a fire is going

0:37:01.080 --> 0:37:03.279
<v Speaker 1>on and they pretend to fight it, they'll bust in

0:37:03.440 --> 0:37:05.799
<v Speaker 1>and crack the safe to get whatever's inside it.

0:37:08.719 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 2>Genius, that is.

0:37:11.440 --> 0:37:12.680
<v Speaker 1>That's a thing that could happen.

0:37:12.719 --> 0:37:16.279
<v Speaker 2>G Gordon, little boys reading comic books.

0:37:17.840 --> 0:37:22.439
<v Speaker 1>And they present this plan to Nixon, and Nixon's like, fuck,

0:37:22.440 --> 0:37:25.800
<v Speaker 1>that's right with you people, No, of course not. Lyddy

0:37:25.920 --> 0:37:27.560
<v Speaker 1>is like they just weren't willing to spend the money.

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:30.080
<v Speaker 1>It was too much money for the Nixon administration. It

0:37:30.160 --> 0:37:31.680
<v Speaker 1>might have been part of it. I also think that

0:37:31.800 --> 0:37:35.000
<v Speaker 1>even Dick Nixon was like, so, you want to light

0:37:35.080 --> 0:37:38.359
<v Speaker 1>the building on fire, bring in fake firefighters, have him

0:37:38.360 --> 0:37:41.000
<v Speaker 1>cracked the code before real firefighters show up, and like,

0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:44.600
<v Speaker 1>then ditch a brand new fire truck and hope that

0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:46.560
<v Speaker 1>nobody ties it back to you.

0:37:47.600 --> 0:37:47.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:37:47.960 --> 0:37:49.759
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't seem like a good plan to me. I'm

0:37:49.800 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 1>just Dick Nixon, though, So one fact makes the case

0:37:55.680 --> 0:38:00.280
<v Speaker 1>for Hunt and Liddy's fundamental incompetence better than any other. Now, Andrew,

0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:03.600
<v Speaker 1>I know you have limited experience in clandestine operations, but

0:38:03.719 --> 0:38:06.439
<v Speaker 1>if you know, think back to they carry out these

0:38:06.480 --> 0:38:10.520
<v Speaker 1>like first two illegal burglaries on a fucking Elsberg and

0:38:10.560 --> 0:38:13.880
<v Speaker 1>his psychiatrist. If you had just done that, you had

0:38:13.920 --> 0:38:17.319
<v Speaker 1>carried out these burglaries and gotten away, would you a

0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:21.160
<v Speaker 1>destroy all evidence that might link you to this crime

0:38:21.239 --> 0:38:25.959
<v Speaker 1>later or b take multiple pictures of yourself wearing disguises,

0:38:26.280 --> 0:38:29.600
<v Speaker 1>including a hideous wig, and holding break in equipment at

0:38:29.640 --> 0:38:31.919
<v Speaker 1>the site of the break in and then send those

0:38:31.960 --> 0:38:35.120
<v Speaker 1>photo negatives in with pictures of private documents you found

0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:37.920
<v Speaker 1>in the break in to the CIA to get developed.

0:38:38.400 --> 0:38:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Which of those two would you do? They take pictures

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:45.600
<v Speaker 1>of themselves and the documents they stole with their illegal

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:48.600
<v Speaker 1>equipment the White House paid for, and they send those

0:38:48.640 --> 0:38:53.760
<v Speaker 1>photos to the CIA to get developed. So the CIA

0:38:53.920 --> 0:38:57.600
<v Speaker 1>has a copy of photos proving that Howard Hunt and

0:38:57.680 --> 0:38:59.800
<v Speaker 1>g Gordon Liddie were connected to these cribs.

0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:05.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, why did they do that? I mean never,

0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:06.360
<v Speaker 2>I just listen.

0:39:06.440 --> 0:39:09.360
<v Speaker 3>I mean that's the the A and B side, and

0:39:09.400 --> 0:39:11.120
<v Speaker 3>I think we may it may wasn't It was it

0:39:11.160 --> 0:39:13.800
<v Speaker 3>you and I that had this conversation on Twitter potentially,

0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:18.239
<v Speaker 3>which is like the clownishness of fascists is only really

0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:22.239
<v Speaker 3>overshadowed by the fact that, like non fascists are barely

0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:24.000
<v Speaker 3>winning some of them, yeah.

0:39:24.560 --> 0:39:28.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, occasionally barely winning. It's it's not a it's not

0:39:28.320 --> 0:39:30.279
<v Speaker 1>an optimistic thing. What do you think about it? But like,

0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:33.920
<v Speaker 1>one of the things, the thing that repeatedly fucks over fascists,

0:39:33.960 --> 0:39:37.120
<v Speaker 1>not as often as it should, but ultimately always does, right,

0:39:37.920 --> 0:39:44.359
<v Speaker 1>is that they're incapable constitutionally fundamentally fascists are incapable of

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 1>estimating threats correctly. Yes, right, like that, that's that's the

0:39:48.960 --> 0:39:51.160
<v Speaker 1>way it is, right, and that's the thing that ultimately

0:39:51.400 --> 0:39:53.279
<v Speaker 1>has destroyed them every time in the history. Right, they're

0:39:53.320 --> 0:39:58.200
<v Speaker 1>not they're not actually able to accurately determine whether or

0:39:58.239 --> 0:40:00.799
<v Speaker 1>not they're taking unreasonable risks, whether or not they can

0:40:00.840 --> 0:40:04.000
<v Speaker 1>handle like they can't they can't understand the real like

0:40:04.080 --> 0:40:06.960
<v Speaker 1>forces raid against them because of something about like the

0:40:07.000 --> 0:40:10.480
<v Speaker 1>way in which fascism fundamentally deranges its adherents, right, yeah.

0:40:10.239 --> 0:40:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, or it's the over over like you know, the

0:40:15.120 --> 0:40:17.960
<v Speaker 2>over reliance on the power of Marshall.

0:40:18.640 --> 0:40:22.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like general, Yeah, you see that a lot in Lyddy,

0:40:22.440 --> 0:40:26.080
<v Speaker 1>where like he just there's a lot of own goals

0:40:26.120 --> 0:40:30.200
<v Speaker 1>constantly because he can't he can't actually tell what a

0:40:30.239 --> 0:40:32.719
<v Speaker 1>good idea is. He can't tell what a realis is. Right,

0:40:32.960 --> 0:40:35.239
<v Speaker 1>any reasonable person would be like, I don't know, man,

0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:36.520
<v Speaker 1>it kind of feels like that's going to get you

0:40:36.600 --> 0:40:37.759
<v Speaker 1>in some trouble. I kind of feet It was like,

0:40:37.760 --> 0:40:40.560
<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't have any photos that could tie you to

0:40:40.560 --> 0:40:43.600
<v Speaker 1>this crime you're committing. But Lyddy's like, no, we need

0:40:43.640 --> 0:40:45.279
<v Speaker 1>to people need to know that I had all this

0:40:45.320 --> 0:40:47.600
<v Speaker 1>cool spy gear right at some point, I want this

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:49.000
<v Speaker 1>on the historical record.

0:40:49.920 --> 0:40:50.880
<v Speaker 2>This is important.

0:40:51.400 --> 0:40:55.400
<v Speaker 1>While Niddy is playing dipshit James Bond, he continues his

0:40:55.480 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 1>irrepressible habit of inserting his weird Nazi fetish everywhere possible,

0:41:00.200 --> 0:41:03.080
<v Speaker 1>and in this case that now means the White House.

0:41:03.360 --> 0:41:06.279
<v Speaker 1>So this is happening while there's all these protests developing around,

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:08.920
<v Speaker 1>like the Vietnam War, and it's like really bumming everyone

0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:11.400
<v Speaker 1>out right as you'd expect, Like all these guys yelling

0:41:11.400 --> 0:41:13.360
<v Speaker 1>at you and calling you baby killer, like that bums

0:41:13.360 --> 0:41:16.160
<v Speaker 1>them out so quote. I got awfully tired of stories

0:41:16.200 --> 0:41:19.120
<v Speaker 1>about giant rallies with all the balloons going up in Unison.

0:41:19.200 --> 0:41:21.719
<v Speaker 1>Finally I had enough of it. Hey, you guys, I said,

0:41:21.719 --> 0:41:25.200
<v Speaker 1>one day, you want to see a real rally. Curious

0:41:25.480 --> 0:41:27.920
<v Speaker 1>they asked what I was talking about. One of the

0:41:27.960 --> 0:41:30.800
<v Speaker 1>advantages of living in Washington is the availability of the museums,

0:41:30.840 --> 0:41:33.520
<v Speaker 1>art galleries, and libraries. One of my favorite haunts had

0:41:33.560 --> 0:41:36.520
<v Speaker 1>been the National Archives, and I subscribed to the little

0:41:36.560 --> 0:41:39.120
<v Speaker 1>schedule of motion pictures to be shown that the theater there.

0:41:39.400 --> 0:41:43.919
<v Speaker 1>I had taken my children to see Lenny Reefenstall's cinematic masterpiece,

0:41:44.000 --> 0:41:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Triumph of the Will. I called the National Archives and

0:41:47.200 --> 0:41:49.680
<v Speaker 1>set up a special showing for the White House staff.

0:41:50.000 --> 0:41:55.319
<v Speaker 1>About fifteen people attended. Oh my god, gotta show your man.

0:41:55.360 --> 0:41:57.719
<v Speaker 1>All these people are calling us fascists. We better go

0:41:57.800 --> 0:42:00.120
<v Speaker 1>watch Triumph of the Will.

0:42:00.480 --> 0:42:03.480
<v Speaker 2>My Nazi movie night was not as well attended as

0:42:03.520 --> 0:42:04.600
<v Speaker 2>I house I have thought.

0:42:05.360 --> 0:42:08.160
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, everyone was very impressed about how good

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 1>the Nazis were, like forming a rally. Maybe you know what,

0:42:12.680 --> 0:42:14.719
<v Speaker 1>I'll give you this that you may be telling the

0:42:14.719 --> 0:42:17.120
<v Speaker 1>truth about this. I do believe you could find fifteen

0:42:17.120 --> 0:42:19.719
<v Speaker 1>people in the Nixon White House who could be legitimately

0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:22.560
<v Speaker 1>impressed by Triumph of the Will. I'm not gonna question

0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:24.880
<v Speaker 1>g Gordon Letty on that fact he didn't lie about

0:42:24.880 --> 0:42:26.520
<v Speaker 1>everything right, right, right right.

0:42:26.600 --> 0:42:28.400
<v Speaker 2>That seems like a reasonable claim.

0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Now you do get the feeling that

0:42:33.080 --> 0:42:35.800
<v Speaker 1>like shit like this, maybe because again, only fifteen do

0:42:35.800 --> 0:42:38.960
<v Speaker 1>you show up and like the fact that he's failing. Right. Ultimately,

0:42:39.000 --> 0:42:41.360
<v Speaker 1>nothing that he does works and it's all very expensive

0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:43.239
<v Speaker 1>and part because of all of the fancy spy gear

0:42:43.280 --> 0:42:45.560
<v Speaker 1>he has to buy. This kind of gets he and

0:42:45.640 --> 0:42:47.560
<v Speaker 1>Hunt pushed out of the White House and the same

0:42:47.560 --> 0:42:49.240
<v Speaker 1>way that Liddy had been pushed out of the Treasury

0:42:49.280 --> 0:42:52.600
<v Speaker 1>not all that long ago. Unfortunately, this didn't mean that

0:42:52.680 --> 0:42:56.839
<v Speaker 1>Nixon had no use for him. So by nineteen late

0:42:56.920 --> 0:42:59.040
<v Speaker 1>nineteen seventy one, after a couple of years of the

0:42:59.040 --> 0:43:01.480
<v Speaker 1>Pentagon papers being out and like, you know, this really

0:43:01.560 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 1>supercharging protests, Dick Nixon is as paranoid a man as

0:43:05.200 --> 0:43:08.320
<v Speaker 1>has ever held the presidency. He was, among other things,

0:43:08.360 --> 0:43:11.200
<v Speaker 1>certain that Howard Hughes, the billionaire, was funding a secret

0:43:11.280 --> 0:43:14.600
<v Speaker 1>war against his reelection. He was convinced that during his

0:43:14.640 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 1>sixty eight election, Democrats had paid for protesters and funded

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:21.080
<v Speaker 1>secret espionage against his campaign. And like you get a

0:43:21.080 --> 0:43:23.319
<v Speaker 1>lot of statements from people that like, well, everyone knew

0:43:23.320 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 1>that everyone did this kind of stuff. The kind of

0:43:25.000 --> 0:43:28.600
<v Speaker 1>shit that happened Watergate was common. Perhaps it was I'm

0:43:28.640 --> 0:43:31.680
<v Speaker 1>not gonna I'm not gonna take bat for like fucking

0:43:31.760 --> 0:43:34.759
<v Speaker 1>any anybody who's in power at this point that they

0:43:34.800 --> 0:43:38.200
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't do some of this shit, right, But that is

0:43:38.480 --> 0:43:40.719
<v Speaker 1>the I don't know that they did either. The fact

0:43:40.760 --> 0:43:43.640
<v Speaker 1>that Nixon believes this, though, he's a big part of

0:43:43.680 --> 0:43:46.480
<v Speaker 1>what why Watergate happens. Why everything that comes is that

0:43:46.520 --> 0:43:49.359
<v Speaker 1>he is number one. There are real leaks, There are

0:43:49.480 --> 0:43:52.839
<v Speaker 1>definitely people who don't want him to win reelection. And

0:43:52.880 --> 0:43:55.200
<v Speaker 1>he's convinced that he got spite on in sixty eight,

0:43:55.239 --> 0:43:59.760
<v Speaker 1>so he's justified in doing it now. Right. So Nixon

0:43:59.920 --> 0:44:02.479
<v Speaker 1>is obsessed with the fact the idea that he needs

0:44:02.520 --> 0:44:05.160
<v Speaker 1>to fight back and build an apparatus that will warn

0:44:05.239 --> 0:44:07.880
<v Speaker 1>him of any future leaks before they happen. And as

0:44:07.920 --> 0:44:10.320
<v Speaker 1>he's putting together a list of task forces before the

0:44:10.400 --> 0:44:12.839
<v Speaker 1>end of nineteen seventy one for his campaign the next year,

0:44:13.120 --> 0:44:16.400
<v Speaker 1>he tells his chief of staff and political soulmate, Bob Haldeman,

0:44:16.840 --> 0:44:19.680
<v Speaker 1>make sure we have a political intelligence capability better than

0:44:19.719 --> 0:44:24.080
<v Speaker 1>we had in previous campaigns. Now. Haldeman is an interesting guy.

0:44:24.480 --> 0:44:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Bob Haldeman is about his power, hungry, a political climber

0:44:28.160 --> 0:44:31.440
<v Speaker 1>as has ever existed in DC politics. He is Nixon's

0:44:31.440 --> 0:44:34.720
<v Speaker 1>top They're often described as soulmates, right, Haldeman and Nixon

0:44:34.800 --> 0:44:38.239
<v Speaker 1>like they are just they were born waiting for each other, right,

0:44:39.800 --> 0:44:42.799
<v Speaker 1>and like Nixon is. Nixon's a big picture guy, right,

0:44:42.800 --> 0:44:46.120
<v Speaker 1>He's a visionary, whereas Bob Haldeman is a put the

0:44:46.200 --> 0:44:50.040
<v Speaker 1>screws to people get shit done. Fucking that kind of

0:44:50.120 --> 0:44:53.640
<v Speaker 1>dude is very practical, like make things happen kind of dude.

0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:57.719
<v Speaker 1>So they fit together pretty well. Haldeman spends his first

0:44:57.760 --> 0:45:00.000
<v Speaker 1>couple of years in the White House kind of devouring

0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:03.400
<v Speaker 1>the portfolios of other cabinet members right expanding his territory

0:45:03.440 --> 0:45:06.000
<v Speaker 1>like a medieval lord. He's a he's very much like

0:45:06.080 --> 0:45:09.680
<v Speaker 1>an internal politics kind of guy. And while he's doing this,

0:45:09.800 --> 0:45:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Nixon obsesses over these conspiratorial fears of his ever widening

0:45:13.880 --> 0:45:17.719
<v Speaker 1>circle of enemies. Nixon is the kind of guy who's

0:45:17.800 --> 0:45:20.520
<v Speaker 1>unethical enough to approve an illegal dirty tricks section of

0:45:20.520 --> 0:45:22.600
<v Speaker 1>the campaign, but it's sammy enough that he doesn't want

0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:25.360
<v Speaker 1>to be on record saying that, right, so he and

0:45:25.440 --> 0:45:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Haldeman he Mixon tells Haldeman, I want a dirty tricks

0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:31.240
<v Speaker 1>chunk of the campaign. I want people who can spy

0:45:31.400 --> 0:45:34.680
<v Speaker 1>on the enemy for us, and Haldeman uses his doesn't

0:45:34.719 --> 0:45:37.800
<v Speaker 1>want to just say, hey, guys, make us a crime division,

0:45:38.040 --> 0:45:41.319
<v Speaker 1>so he uses this organizational structure he had created within

0:45:41.360 --> 0:45:44.360
<v Speaker 1>the Nixon White House in order to kind of push

0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:48.759
<v Speaker 1>his people to develop this without directly tying it to him,

0:45:49.080 --> 0:45:51.800
<v Speaker 1>and the name of this structure. This machine that Haldiman

0:45:51.840 --> 0:45:54.719
<v Speaker 1>builds within the Nixon White House is called the Tickler

0:45:54.880 --> 0:45:59.040
<v Speaker 1>by former White House counselor John Council John Deane. At

0:45:59.080 --> 0:46:03.279
<v Speaker 1>its core, the Tickler is half phone tree, half harassment campaign. Right.

0:46:03.640 --> 0:46:06.399
<v Speaker 1>Men will be given in person, will be told something like, yeah,

0:46:06.400 --> 0:46:09.120
<v Speaker 1>I want you to make a spy division of the campaign. Right,

0:46:09.440 --> 0:46:12.479
<v Speaker 1>and then Haldeman will task other members of the White

0:46:12.480 --> 0:46:15.760
<v Speaker 1>House staff with calling this person every couple of days

0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:17.879
<v Speaker 1>and be like, Hey, you've done that thing for Bob yet,

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:19.640
<v Speaker 1>you've done that thing for Bob yet, Right, And this

0:46:19.719 --> 0:46:22.640
<v Speaker 1>is meant to escalate over time so that the calls

0:46:22.640 --> 0:46:25.080
<v Speaker 1>get more and more frequent, Right, in order to kind

0:46:25.120 --> 0:46:28.680
<v Speaker 1>of push people, give them this ticking clock, make them

0:46:28.719 --> 0:46:31.680
<v Speaker 1>like kind of work obsessively towards this end. Right. That's

0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:34.120
<v Speaker 1>the way that tickler works. Right. You're never just sort

0:46:34.120 --> 0:46:37.359
<v Speaker 1>of writing saying I need you to do this. You're

0:46:37.440 --> 0:46:42.800
<v Speaker 1>kind of like using people's peers in order to develop

0:46:42.840 --> 0:46:46.200
<v Speaker 1>this sense of urgency in them to act. Right. So,

0:46:46.520 --> 0:46:49.000
<v Speaker 1>in his own yeah, yeah, this is how Aldaman works.

0:46:49.000 --> 0:46:52.840
<v Speaker 1>And in his own memoirs, John Deane writes the Tickler

0:46:52.920 --> 0:46:56.040
<v Speaker 1>was an extension of Haldeman, and was probably more responsible

0:46:56.040 --> 0:46:58.360
<v Speaker 1>for the Chief of Staff's awesome reputation than was his

0:46:58.400 --> 0:47:02.200
<v Speaker 1>own aluminum personality. It was a self perpetuating paper monster

0:47:02.360 --> 0:47:05.319
<v Speaker 1>with a computer's memory and a Portuguese man O War's touch.

0:47:05.719 --> 0:47:08.160
<v Speaker 1>Often those who were ticklers made calls for the sake

0:47:08.200 --> 0:47:11.319
<v Speaker 1>of making calls to impress Haldeman with their efficiency. Their

0:47:11.360 --> 0:47:14.160
<v Speaker 1>machine never forgot or tired. Once a staff man was

0:47:14.280 --> 0:47:17.400
<v Speaker 1>nailed with the responsibility for the slightest project, the tickler

0:47:17.440 --> 0:47:20.680
<v Speaker 1>would keep pestering until it was fed something, a status report,

0:47:20.719 --> 0:47:22.840
<v Speaker 1>a piece of paper, a bit of information to chew on.

0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:25.640
<v Speaker 1>No one could ignore the tickler, because no one could

0:47:25.640 --> 0:47:29.359
<v Speaker 1>afford to ignore Haldeman. That's how the Nixon White House works.

0:47:29.400 --> 0:47:31.280
<v Speaker 1>That's right, That's how Big Bob Haldeman works.

0:47:31.480 --> 0:47:35.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Right, it is just like just like

0:47:35.280 --> 0:47:41.160
<v Speaker 2>the type of bureaucracy that's you know, this is what

0:47:41.239 --> 0:47:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Republicans are actually talking about. What they say big government

0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:46.200
<v Speaker 2>is inefficient or insane.

0:47:46.400 --> 0:47:48.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And when you think about when you think about

0:47:48.440 --> 0:47:51.719
<v Speaker 1>this organizational structure, right, I think a reasonable person can

0:47:51.960 --> 0:47:54.520
<v Speaker 1>predict two things are going to be the result of

0:47:54.520 --> 0:47:58.520
<v Speaker 1>this organizational structure. One is people will in order to

0:47:58.560 --> 0:48:01.040
<v Speaker 1>get this thing off their back, right, to push back

0:48:01.080 --> 0:48:04.800
<v Speaker 1>this harassment campaign, they will they will feel pressured to

0:48:05.000 --> 0:48:07.640
<v Speaker 1>just do something, to show up, shot out something, even

0:48:07.640 --> 0:48:09.480
<v Speaker 1>if it's not ready, even if it's not a good idea,

0:48:09.640 --> 0:48:11.719
<v Speaker 1>because you need you need to present the tickler with

0:48:11.760 --> 0:48:13.080
<v Speaker 1>some evidence that you're making progress.

0:48:13.120 --> 0:48:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:48:13.200 --> 0:48:16.160
<v Speaker 1>So number one, people might get pressured into like approving

0:48:16.280 --> 0:48:19.480
<v Speaker 1>or allowing things just to have done it right, even

0:48:19.520 --> 0:48:22.920
<v Speaker 1>if it's not a good idea. And number two, this

0:48:23.080 --> 0:48:25.759
<v Speaker 1>is a great way to harass people into action. But

0:48:25.880 --> 0:48:29.239
<v Speaker 1>there's no it does not provide any actual oversight over

0:48:29.280 --> 0:48:33.000
<v Speaker 1>what's being done right because the product doesn't matter. Making

0:48:33.080 --> 0:48:35.800
<v Speaker 1>progress matters, right, Like, That's the way in which this works.

0:48:35.800 --> 0:48:38.000
<v Speaker 1>So you might have a situation which people might approve

0:48:38.080 --> 0:48:41.400
<v Speaker 1>shit that's a bad idea, just to get the tickler

0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:45.600
<v Speaker 1>off their back without watching what's happening. Right. That's how

0:48:46.000 --> 0:48:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Watergate is allowed to happen. Right. It's because of this

0:48:48.320 --> 0:48:52.280
<v Speaker 1>structure that Haldoman has built. And we'll talk about exactly

0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:55.319
<v Speaker 1>how that results in Watergate. But first you know who

0:48:55.440 --> 0:49:01.000
<v Speaker 1>is actively spying on the Democratic National Committee.

0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:02.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go with.

0:49:05.040 --> 0:49:07.920
<v Speaker 1>A variety of people, but probably a variety of people,

0:49:07.920 --> 0:49:13.000
<v Speaker 1>but almost certainly the good people in blue apron right. No, yeah, well, actually,

0:49:13.080 --> 0:49:16.120
<v Speaker 1>probably shouldn't continue that because again, people are incapable of

0:49:16.160 --> 0:49:19.480
<v Speaker 1>recognizing jokes. Yeah, there's somebody somebody on the subreddit the

0:49:19.520 --> 0:49:22.120
<v Speaker 1>other week being like, why does Robert hate the FDA,

0:49:22.320 --> 0:49:24.239
<v Speaker 1>and people being like, oh, you know, it's because he's

0:49:24.239 --> 0:49:27.400
<v Speaker 1>a like, we make jokes about the FDA because the

0:49:27.400 --> 0:49:30.120
<v Speaker 1>idea of going to war with the FDA, of all

0:49:30.120 --> 0:49:32.960
<v Speaker 1>government agencies, is funny. Right, that's it. That's it. I

0:49:32.960 --> 0:49:35.520
<v Speaker 1>don't have a specific beef with the FDA. It's a

0:49:35.600 --> 0:49:39.799
<v Speaker 1>bit again people like anyway, whatever everyone happens, it's okay,

0:49:39.960 --> 0:49:42.400
<v Speaker 1>take it seriously. I do, in fact want to carry

0:49:42.400 --> 0:49:45.840
<v Speaker 1>out terrorist attacks against the FDA. That's that's the point

0:49:45.880 --> 0:49:48.960
<v Speaker 1>of that joke. It's a real statement of my political beliefs.

0:49:51.320 --> 0:49:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Good times, everybody, Good times. I can't wait for that

0:49:54.000 --> 0:50:03.640
<v Speaker 1>FDA raid to hit. Now now that I've admitted that online.

0:49:58.800 --> 0:49:58.880
<v Speaker 2>H.

0:50:02.520 --> 0:50:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Ah, we're back, So let's let's let's keep on talking.

0:50:07.600 --> 0:50:10.880
<v Speaker 1>So Haldeman, you know, the tickler kind of starts the

0:50:10.960 --> 0:50:15.600
<v Speaker 1>process of bugging these guys lower on in the White

0:50:15.640 --> 0:50:18.480
<v Speaker 1>House list. Make a spy division right, make a spy division,

0:50:18.560 --> 0:50:20.680
<v Speaker 1>you know. And again, one thing you might note about

0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:23.680
<v Speaker 1>the tickler is that while it's effective at pushing people

0:50:23.680 --> 0:50:27.160
<v Speaker 1>into action, it is also effectively a giant game of telephone, right,

0:50:27.320 --> 0:50:30.399
<v Speaker 1>And so inevitably when you're playing telephone, the message gets

0:50:30.440 --> 0:50:33.840
<v Speaker 1>distorted both ways. Right, So no one's getting accurate information

0:50:34.160 --> 0:50:37.720
<v Speaker 1>about what is being developed. But something is being developed

0:50:37.760 --> 0:50:40.839
<v Speaker 1>because you have to provide responses to the tickler, right.

0:50:41.040 --> 0:50:43.600
<v Speaker 1>And Holdeman has not really specified what kind of intelligence

0:50:44.000 --> 0:50:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Nixon wants, right, And his hope is kind of that

0:50:46.040 --> 0:50:48.719
<v Speaker 1>by keeping continually poking the guys who are running the

0:50:48.760 --> 0:50:51.520
<v Speaker 1>committee to re elect the president usually just called Creep.

0:50:52.239 --> 0:50:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Who are the two guys running this who are getting

0:50:54.680 --> 0:50:57.640
<v Speaker 1>harassed by the tickler to make this intelligence division are

0:50:57.719 --> 0:51:00.560
<v Speaker 1>John Mitchell, who's a close friend of Nixon than the

0:51:00.560 --> 0:51:03.880
<v Speaker 1>former attorney general, and Jeb McGruder, who's like the deputy

0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:07.839
<v Speaker 1>manager or whatever of Creep. Right, And basically they're being

0:51:07.840 --> 0:51:10.920
<v Speaker 1>pushed finds. Their reaction is like, we have to give

0:51:10.920 --> 0:51:13.640
<v Speaker 1>the White House something. Let's just find some maniac who

0:51:13.680 --> 0:51:16.600
<v Speaker 1>will break the law in creative ways and like give him,

0:51:16.680 --> 0:51:19.799
<v Speaker 1>you know, the job of running intel. And the guy

0:51:19.840 --> 0:51:22.440
<v Speaker 1>who gets that job is going to be g Gordon Lyddy. Right,

0:51:22.520 --> 0:51:26.800
<v Speaker 1>that's result of all this, he found his perfect place.

0:51:27.040 --> 0:51:28.640
<v Speaker 1>You know what I will say is this whole this

0:51:28.719 --> 0:51:31.600
<v Speaker 1>whole vibe is also very Silicon Valley. This is like

0:51:32.200 --> 0:51:35.520
<v Speaker 1>indistinguishable from break breakfast, move.

0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:36.360
<v Speaker 2>Fast break breaks.

0:51:37.840 --> 0:51:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So, in his autobiography, Lyddy claims that he gets

0:51:41.480 --> 0:51:44.719
<v Speaker 1>this very prestigious job as a reward for his hard

0:51:44.719 --> 0:51:47.279
<v Speaker 1>work at the Department of Treasury. It came with a

0:51:47.360 --> 0:51:49.640
<v Speaker 1>huge pay bump. He claims he's making what would be

0:51:49.640 --> 0:51:51.600
<v Speaker 1>the modern equivalent of like a quarter of a million

0:51:51.640 --> 0:51:55.440
<v Speaker 1>dollars a year, right, He also claims which is like

0:51:55.440 --> 0:51:57.720
<v Speaker 1>thirty grand or something at that time. He also claims,

0:51:57.760 --> 0:52:00.600
<v Speaker 1>in addition to this, that he had been prom a

0:52:00.680 --> 0:52:04.480
<v Speaker 1>million dollar budget for his dirty Tricks project. Now, this

0:52:04.640 --> 0:52:06.440
<v Speaker 1>was never the case. No one ever told Liddy he

0:52:06.480 --> 0:52:09.560
<v Speaker 1>was going to get a million dollars. What happened is that, Like,

0:52:10.000 --> 0:52:12.640
<v Speaker 1>so there's this. The first person to kind of propose

0:52:12.760 --> 0:52:15.600
<v Speaker 1>a dirty tricks campaign for the Nixon White House is

0:52:15.920 --> 0:52:20.400
<v Speaker 1>this dude named Clawfield, who was put forward as director

0:52:20.480 --> 0:52:24.200
<v Speaker 1>for the Alcohol Tax and Firearms Division of the IRS, right,

0:52:24.640 --> 0:52:27.359
<v Speaker 1>and the IRIS commissioner had blocked call Field from getting

0:52:27.400 --> 0:52:29.160
<v Speaker 1>the job because Callfield is a maniac.

0:52:29.320 --> 0:52:29.480
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:52:29.719 --> 0:52:32.040
<v Speaker 1>So Callfield comes up and is like, hey, guys, I'm

0:52:32.040 --> 0:52:34.200
<v Speaker 1>going to start a private security firm since I didn't

0:52:34.200 --> 0:52:36.319
<v Speaker 1>get that job, and maybe you guys can be the

0:52:36.320 --> 0:52:38.520
<v Speaker 1>first people to hire me. I've got this great idea.

0:52:38.520 --> 0:52:41.640
<v Speaker 1>We're calling it Operation sand Wedge, right, and if you

0:52:41.640 --> 0:52:44.520
<v Speaker 1>give me a half a million dollars, I'll hire double

0:52:44.520 --> 0:52:47.680
<v Speaker 1>agents and infiltrate them into the Democratic Party and carry

0:52:47.680 --> 0:52:50.200
<v Speaker 1>out all of these different schemes to like illegally spy

0:52:50.280 --> 0:52:52.839
<v Speaker 1>on them. Now a lot of people are like, well,

0:52:52.880 --> 0:52:55.359
<v Speaker 1>this is a good idea, and especially once Nixon says

0:52:55.360 --> 0:52:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I want a Dirty Tricks Division, they're like, well, this

0:52:57.680 --> 0:53:00.440
<v Speaker 1>is what Nixon wants, so we should make this thing happen.

0:53:00.560 --> 0:53:03.759
<v Speaker 1>But everyone agrees Caulfield doesn't know what he's doing, in

0:53:03.760 --> 0:53:06.120
<v Speaker 1>part because he's not a good old boy, right. Callfield

0:53:06.120 --> 0:53:09.239
<v Speaker 1>does not come from any ivy league school. He's not

0:53:09.400 --> 0:53:11.719
<v Speaker 1>part of like the family of people who should be

0:53:11.719 --> 0:53:14.799
<v Speaker 1>trusted with a job like this. Whereas despite all of

0:53:14.840 --> 0:53:17.480
<v Speaker 1>the time Liddy tries to make himself out as like

0:53:17.520 --> 0:53:21.840
<v Speaker 1>an outsider, he very much is an insider, right. Yeah,

0:53:22.000 --> 0:53:25.759
<v Speaker 1>So Magruder, the second man at CREEP, eventually comes to

0:53:25.840 --> 0:53:27.719
<v Speaker 1>John Dene and is like, we need someone to run

0:53:27.719 --> 0:53:29.799
<v Speaker 1>this crime department, and we don't trust this guy who

0:53:29.920 --> 0:53:32.839
<v Speaker 1>pitched us. You know a pretty good plan for doing it.

0:53:33.040 --> 0:53:35.960
<v Speaker 1>We love his ideas about crimes, just not him. Who

0:53:35.960 --> 0:53:38.680
<v Speaker 1>else can we get to do the job for him? Right?

0:53:39.080 --> 0:53:41.800
<v Speaker 1>And so, because he's also being harassed by the tickler,

0:53:42.120 --> 0:53:44.680
<v Speaker 1>John Dene goes back to Bud Krogue, who had been

0:53:44.760 --> 0:53:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Liddy's boss at the plumbing White House Plumbers, right, and

0:53:48.560 --> 0:53:50.800
<v Speaker 1>is the li is onto the FBI, and Bud Krogue

0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:52.840
<v Speaker 1>is like his Crogue wants to get rid of g.

0:53:52.960 --> 0:53:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Gordon Liddy like everyone who works at him does. Crogue

0:53:55.520 --> 0:53:57.640
<v Speaker 1>is like, oh, you need a guy to do dirty tricks.

0:53:58.160 --> 0:54:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I know what, dou REPI guy. He's got this reputation

0:54:02.160 --> 0:54:04.319
<v Speaker 1>being a wild man. But he's a great lawyer. And

0:54:04.719 --> 0:54:08.320
<v Speaker 1>because John Dean is also one of these like Ivy League,

0:54:08.560 --> 0:54:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Pricks is like, oh uh, he's this guy. Went to

0:54:12.280 --> 0:54:13.920
<v Speaker 1>a good college, right, he went to Fordham. You know

0:54:14.000 --> 0:54:16.320
<v Speaker 1>he's got a great and he's got it. He's a lawyer. Hill.

0:54:16.600 --> 0:54:18.880
<v Speaker 1>This is the calm hand that we need on this

0:54:18.960 --> 0:54:22.840
<v Speaker 1>program to really make sure nobody goes too far with anything.

0:54:25.239 --> 0:54:28.640
<v Speaker 1>So that's how Lyddy gets hired to run this, right,

0:54:29.080 --> 0:54:32.680
<v Speaker 1>and you know, Krogue seems to It's it's kind of

0:54:32.760 --> 0:54:35.480
<v Speaker 1>unclear if Krogue thinks that Lyddy will accomplish anating or

0:54:35.520 --> 0:54:38.360
<v Speaker 1>just wants to get rid of him, you know. For Wisworth,

0:54:38.440 --> 0:54:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Jeff McGruder, who's running the committee to re elect the

0:54:40.880 --> 0:54:43.880
<v Speaker 1>president more or less, is like is like most people. Uh,

0:54:44.000 --> 0:54:47.319
<v Speaker 1>he's immediately off put by Lyddy. And this paragraph from

0:54:47.360 --> 0:54:50.920
<v Speaker 1>the book King Richard get because because Bud Krogue writes

0:54:51.320 --> 0:54:54.360
<v Speaker 1>one book about Watergate, I think that's the one the

0:54:54.520 --> 0:54:57.239
<v Speaker 1>show with Justin throw White House Plumbers is based off of.

0:54:57.640 --> 0:55:02.040
<v Speaker 1>And John Dean writes another book about his experiences, and

0:55:02.080 --> 0:55:05.120
<v Speaker 1>I believe that that's the book that the other Watergate

0:55:05.160 --> 0:55:08.080
<v Speaker 1>show is based off of. I've read a number of

0:55:08.120 --> 0:55:10.840
<v Speaker 1>different accounts, large pieces of them, from all the guys involved.

0:55:10.880 --> 0:55:12.520
<v Speaker 1>None of them are trustworthy, right when it comes to

0:55:12.520 --> 0:55:14.719
<v Speaker 1>like who is right here, Well, they're all liars, right,

0:55:14.920 --> 0:55:17.600
<v Speaker 1>These guys were all mixed and administration's.

0:55:16.840 --> 0:55:20.719
<v Speaker 2>Now point they're all liars generally they're here.

0:55:20.840 --> 0:55:24.200
<v Speaker 1>Triangulate truth by kind of going through all of them.

0:55:24.239 --> 0:55:25.920
<v Speaker 1>And so I'm going to read a paragraph from the

0:55:25.920 --> 0:55:28.359
<v Speaker 1>book King Richard that gives an idea of how Jeb

0:55:28.440 --> 0:55:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Magruder responds to the g Man in a professional setting.

0:55:32.600 --> 0:55:35.680
<v Speaker 1>Letty struck mcgreeder as a cocky little bantam rooster who

0:55:35.719 --> 0:55:38.719
<v Speaker 1>liked to brag it out his James Bondish exploits. An

0:55:38.760 --> 0:55:41.680
<v Speaker 1>exercise fanatic, he had a disconcerting habit of dropping to

0:55:41.719 --> 0:55:44.160
<v Speaker 1>the floor and without notice performing one hundred push ups.

0:55:44.480 --> 0:55:47.120
<v Speaker 1>He boasted about his method for killing people with a pencil.

0:55:47.400 --> 0:55:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Hold the eraser end in your hand and ram the

0:55:49.600 --> 0:55:52.480
<v Speaker 1>finely sharpened point into your victim's neck just above the

0:55:52.520 --> 0:55:56.200
<v Speaker 1>Adams apple. And again, Lyddy never kills a man with

0:55:56.239 --> 0:55:59.239
<v Speaker 1>a pencil, nor was he trained to do it. Obviously, Yes,

0:55:59.280 --> 0:56:01.600
<v Speaker 1>you could, in fact kill a man with a pencil, right,

0:56:01.800 --> 0:56:05.239
<v Speaker 1>that's a thing that is theoretically possible. Lyddy is no

0:56:05.280 --> 0:56:07.680
<v Speaker 1>more capable of doing it than anyone at your middle school.

0:56:07.719 --> 0:56:11.239
<v Speaker 1>He has never provided any evidence to the contrary. So

0:56:11.719 --> 0:56:14.320
<v Speaker 1>there is there's a moment in one of the Watergate

0:56:14.400 --> 0:56:17.080
<v Speaker 1>shows where like Lyddy get winds up in a room

0:56:17.160 --> 0:56:19.719
<v Speaker 1>with John Dean after they've both gotten in trouble and

0:56:19.840 --> 0:56:22.040
<v Speaker 1>like Deane's rolled on the Nixon White House and Liddy

0:56:22.080 --> 0:56:24.000
<v Speaker 1>picks up a pencil and like threatens to stab him

0:56:24.000 --> 0:56:27.600
<v Speaker 1>with it. That never happens. In Lyddy's autobiography, all he

0:56:27.640 --> 0:56:29.759
<v Speaker 1>does he writes about how he wanted to do that

0:56:29.840 --> 0:56:32.200
<v Speaker 1>when they're in this room together, but ultimately he was

0:56:32.400 --> 0:56:32.960
<v Speaker 1>very polite.

0:56:33.120 --> 0:56:33.239
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:56:33.480 --> 0:56:36.560
<v Speaker 1>That's again the perfect like the perfect kind of like

0:56:36.640 --> 0:56:39.319
<v Speaker 1>mix between the claims of Lyddy and sort of this

0:56:39.360 --> 0:56:41.959
<v Speaker 1>pop culture image of this dangerous mad man he's gonna

0:56:42.120 --> 0:56:44.239
<v Speaker 1>stab John Dean to death in the reality, which is

0:56:44.320 --> 0:56:46.400
<v Speaker 1>like he thought a lot about threatening him with a

0:56:46.440 --> 0:56:51.439
<v Speaker 1>pencil but did nothing. So, yeah, I get the more

0:56:51.480 --> 0:56:55.040
<v Speaker 1>I learn about fucking g Gordon Liddy, the more I've

0:56:55.040 --> 0:56:58.600
<v Speaker 1>come to the conclusion he's like the fascist Walter Middy. Right,

0:56:59.000 --> 0:57:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Like every moment he is nothing but like a bureaucrat,

0:57:02.239 --> 0:57:04.680
<v Speaker 1>But every single second when anything happens, he has these

0:57:04.719 --> 0:57:09.600
<v Speaker 1>big fantasies of being a hero. Right. I do kind

0:57:09.600 --> 0:57:11.600
<v Speaker 1>of want Ben Stiller to play g.

0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:16.480
<v Speaker 2>Gordon Lyddy in a movie now, Yeah, it is that

0:57:16.640 --> 0:57:22.000
<v Speaker 2>like seething small man rage. Yeah that, Yeah, I guess

0:57:22.040 --> 0:57:24.880
<v Speaker 2>except for all the Nazi stuff. Ben Stiller is pretty perfect.

0:57:25.080 --> 0:57:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he could do it. He could do it. So

0:57:27.920 --> 0:57:32.600
<v Speaker 1>not long after their first meeting, Magruder makes the mistake.

0:57:32.640 --> 0:57:34.800
<v Speaker 1>He puts a hand on Lyddy's shoulder when they're like

0:57:34.960 --> 0:57:37.760
<v Speaker 1>they're working in the office, they're going over illegal breath.

0:57:38.320 --> 0:57:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Lyddy calls him over and he like puts a hand.

0:57:40.560 --> 0:57:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say you should do that, but not

0:57:42.160 --> 0:57:48.200
<v Speaker 1>like an abnormal gesture, right Lyddy. Lyddy yells at him, Jeb,

0:57:48.240 --> 0:57:50.120
<v Speaker 1>if you don't take your arm off my shoulder, I'm

0:57:50.120 --> 0:57:51.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna tear it off and beat you to death with it.

0:57:52.080 --> 0:57:52.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:57:52.800 --> 0:57:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Again. Jef Magruder, I think is a pretty big guy.

0:57:55.240 --> 0:57:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Lyddy is five foot nine, so yeah. Anyway, One tricky

0:57:59.320 --> 0:58:02.000
<v Speaker 1>thing we've come up against over and over is separating

0:58:02.040 --> 0:58:04.600
<v Speaker 1>Liddy's performance of bad Assy, which does seem to have

0:58:04.640 --> 0:58:06.840
<v Speaker 1>worked on Jeb Magruder, because Jeb is one of these

0:58:06.840 --> 0:58:12.400
<v Speaker 1>soulless Ivy League pranks with the h and Magruder, by

0:58:12.400 --> 0:58:15.160
<v Speaker 1>the way, is widely considered to be the second dumbest

0:58:15.160 --> 0:58:18.480
<v Speaker 1>man in the Nixon administration, like universally regarded as a

0:58:18.480 --> 0:58:22.760
<v Speaker 1>feel so I'm not surprised that Liddy's bullshit like works

0:58:22.800 --> 0:58:25.120
<v Speaker 1>on him. It's try, but there's this, there's a difficulty

0:58:25.120 --> 0:58:27.920
<v Speaker 1>in separating what does Liddy really think is happening with

0:58:28.040 --> 0:58:30.320
<v Speaker 1>the smoke and mirrors that he presents, because it's his

0:58:30.400 --> 0:58:33.440
<v Speaker 1>image now, right. And the thing is Lyddy is, despite

0:58:33.480 --> 0:58:37.240
<v Speaker 1>all of his his inanity, a committed ideologue with a

0:58:37.240 --> 0:58:39.680
<v Speaker 1>hardcore of belief, and most of this belief is based

0:58:39.680 --> 0:58:43.320
<v Speaker 1>around his revulsion at the Left and the Vietnam protests, right,

0:58:43.840 --> 0:58:45.919
<v Speaker 1>and he comes to believe, he writes in his book,

0:58:45.960 --> 0:58:48.840
<v Speaker 1>he thinks that permitting the spirit, lifestyle and ideas of

0:58:48.840 --> 0:58:53.280
<v Speaker 1>the sixties movement to achieve power would be as horrifying

0:58:53.280 --> 0:58:55.720
<v Speaker 1>to him as the thought of surrender to a Japanese

0:58:55.760 --> 0:58:59.680
<v Speaker 1>soldier in nineteen forty five. Yeah, so hey, he finally

0:58:59.720 --> 0:59:02.520
<v Speaker 1>compared himself to a fascist. That's not a Nazi. Guys,

0:59:02.920 --> 0:59:04.640
<v Speaker 1>we did it, We did it.

0:59:05.600 --> 0:59:09.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean right, the asterisk. I would have loved to

0:59:09.120 --> 0:59:11.880
<v Speaker 2>surrender soldier.

0:59:12.880 --> 0:59:14.840
<v Speaker 1>And he's talking about like, it's as horrifying to me

0:59:14.920 --> 0:59:19.439
<v Speaker 1>to do this as it would be to a Japanese Americans. Yes,

0:59:19.600 --> 0:59:22.600
<v Speaker 1>that is that is the one time. Yeah, yeah, he

0:59:22.640 --> 0:59:27.400
<v Speaker 1>has like nightmares, its nightmares of Jane Fonda visiting Hanoi.

0:59:28.200 --> 0:59:30.960
<v Speaker 1>He's convinced that the US is having a cold civil war,

0:59:31.120 --> 0:59:33.240
<v Speaker 1>right that that's that's going on right now, And so

0:59:33.680 --> 0:59:37.680
<v Speaker 1>he's willing certainly right about that. Yeah, yeah, he's willing

0:59:37.720 --> 0:59:39.880
<v Speaker 1>to blow up anything right in order to prevent this.

0:59:39.960 --> 0:59:43.400
<v Speaker 1>There's no no action, no matter how dangerous or immoral,

0:59:43.440 --> 0:59:47.600
<v Speaker 1>that isn't justified in his mind by beating these hippies, right, uh,

0:59:47.640 --> 0:59:51.080
<v Speaker 1>and of hold him his aides Gordon Strachan, who's involved

0:59:51.080 --> 0:59:55.760
<v Speaker 1>intimately in Watergate, puts he says this when mcgrider tells him, like,

0:59:56.000 --> 0:59:58.439
<v Speaker 1>maybe we should get Liddy out of this department, maybe

0:59:58.480 --> 1:00:00.760
<v Speaker 1>he should not be involved in committe crimes for Russ

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<v Speaker 1>Strakean says, Lyddy's a hitler, but at least he's our hitler.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you need a hitler? Why do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to hitler?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, I mean, that is it truly is like

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<v Speaker 2>so mind bending to me that, Yeah, you'd think there

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<v Speaker 2>was a brief moment in time when the right wing

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<v Speaker 2>at least had like a sense of optics. But I

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<v Speaker 2>guess not. I guess that's the answer is they never

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<v Speaker 2>have ever.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like if you're running a bar and your bartender

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<v Speaker 1>is like creeping out all of the clientele and like dangerous,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, look, so and so is a Bill Cosby,

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<v Speaker 1>but at least he's our Bill Cosby. Well do we

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<v Speaker 1>want a Bill Cosby at this bar? Do we need

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<v Speaker 1>a Bill Cosby? Like? Yeah, maybe that's a bad thing

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<v Speaker 1>to have at the bar. No one ever suggests that.

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<v Speaker 1>So Dean decides we'll give Lydia a shot, and he

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<v Speaker 1>offers him the job, right, And for a while, Lyddia

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of working as a lawyer for the campaign,

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<v Speaker 1>but Dean keeps getting poked by the tickler to get

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<v Speaker 1>this in Hell operation up and running, and so he

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<v Speaker 1>brings in Gordon and he's like, put together a proposal

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<v Speaker 1>for a dirty tricks campaign, right, and Liddy's like, how

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<v Speaker 1>much money could I have? And Dean's like, well, this

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<v Speaker 1>other guy said half a million dollars, so maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>could do half a million dollars And Lyddy's like that

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<v Speaker 1>must mean a million dollars. So I'm gonna build a

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<v Speaker 1>plan that will cost a million dollars. So the the

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<v Speaker 1>what results is he calls an Operation Jymstone, and it

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<v Speaker 1>is both incredibly profoundly illegal and so far beyond g

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<v Speaker 1>Gordon Liddy's limited competence that I think I wish it

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<v Speaker 1>had gotten greenlit. Right, Some of the stuff in there

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<v Speaker 1>is that like we're gonna drug hippies and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>sneak them into opponent George McGovern's campaign headquarters so they

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<v Speaker 1>can piss on the floor, right, Like, well, he's being

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<v Speaker 1>interviewed on TV, right, which is he might have gotten

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<v Speaker 1>it away with that that that's with possibly within his

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<v Speaker 1>limited competence. But there was also outrageously ambitious shit like

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<v Speaker 1>this plan related by John Dean and his memoir quote

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<v Speaker 1>he had consulted specialists, one of the world's leading experts,

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<v Speaker 1>and solve the problem of finding untraceable equipment. Then he

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<v Speaker 1>launched into an extremely technical description of microwave telephone communications,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of relay stations, routing frequencies, and the difficulties of

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<v Speaker 1>intercepting non cabled signals. His point became clear when he

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<v Speaker 1>said there was equipment capable of intercepting all communications between

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<v Speaker 1>an opposing candidate's airplane and the ground. Then intercepting equipment

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<v Speaker 1>was required to be near the airplane, but not within sight,

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<v Speaker 1>of course. So Lyddy proposed hiring a Chase plane to

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<v Speaker 1>follow the Democratic campaign planes and make transcriptions of all

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<v Speaker 1>airborne comman. He wants to have a plane following in secret,

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<v Speaker 1>hidden in the clouds, the Democratic campaign plane at all

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<v Speaker 1>times to intercept their comms. There is no way he

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<v Speaker 1>would have pulled this off. Not possible.

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<v Speaker 2>So amazing what I mean, right, he is just this

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<v Speaker 2>is just blowfeld shit. Yes, yes, I yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>you got a dream. You gotta have a dreamer on

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<v Speaker 2>every campaign. You know, I don't know that you do.

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<v Speaker 2>But but he is there.

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<v Speaker 1>He is there. So another plan that he prefers is

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<v Speaker 1>to rent an expensive house boat, and and Lyddy is

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<v Speaker 1>constantly being like, we got to rent this now, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a handshake deal with the owner, you know, give

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<v Speaker 1>me the money, now give me and like Jean Dean's like,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't even talk this through man, and Liddy's like,

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<v Speaker 1>but I gotta. I want to fill it with high

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<v Speaker 1>dollar prostitutes, right, and we're gonna sail it around the

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<v Speaker 1>whole election to everywhere the DNC goes to, like they're

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we'll have it just always import anywhere the

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats do a big meeting so that we can we

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<v Speaker 1>can pull in Democratic officials and then these these prostitutes

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<v Speaker 1>can ply them for information and record it, right, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very funny. Everyone is like this seems like a

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<v Speaker 1>terrible idea and that he's like, no, it's not. These

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<v Speaker 1>are the finest call girls in the country. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you from firsthand experience. They're not dumb broads.

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<v Speaker 1>They're girls who can be trained and programmed. I've spoken

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<v Speaker 1>with the Madam and Baltimore and we've been assured of

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<v Speaker 1>their services at the convention. Part of why they don't

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<v Speaker 1>do this is because someone intelligent is like, hey, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to like make a big deal about Democratic

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<v Speaker 1>staffers utilizing prostitutes, because like everyone does, Like you go

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<v Speaker 1>into any brothel in like a place where there's a

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<v Speaker 1>big political convenment convention and it's an even list of

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<v Speaker 1>dimson repul We don't want to. We don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>tug that string. That doesn't work out for us in

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<v Speaker 1>the long run. Lyddy also had plans to utilize his

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<v Speaker 1>dreamed of budget to hire thugs to do violence to protesters.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the simplest version of this is literally higher CIA

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<v Speaker 1>street fighters, as he calls them to beat up hippies

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<v Speaker 1>and public at protests.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>But his more advanced plan is to hire a second team,

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<v Speaker 1>who will be paid for by Richard Nixon, to kidnap

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<v Speaker 1>American citizens and traffic them into foreign countries.

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<v Speaker 2>Quote.

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<v Speaker 1>These teams are experienced in surgical relocation activities. In a word, general,

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<v Speaker 1>he's calling Mitchell general. They can kidnap a hostile leader

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<v Speaker 1>with maximum secrecy in a minimum use of force. If,

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<v Speaker 1>for example, a prominent radical comes to our San Diego

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<v Speaker 1>convention to marshal his army of demonstrators, these teams can

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<v Speaker 1>drug him and take him across the border into Mexico

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<v Speaker 1>until the convention is over. He'd never see the face

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<v Speaker 1>of a single one of our operatives. My god, And

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<v Speaker 1>this is extra funny because of something else that Liddy

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<v Speaker 1>says during this, Right, because he's g Gordon Liddy, and

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<v Speaker 1>you can probably guess it's bringing the Nazis into it. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what Lyddy writes about Quote, with Magruder and Dean

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<v Speaker 1>out to lunch, I felt obliged to impress Mitchell with

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<v Speaker 1>my seriousness of purpose that My people were the kind,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was the kind and could and would do

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<v Speaker 1>whatever was necessary to deal with organized mass violence. Both

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<v Speaker 1>Magruder and Dean were too young to know what I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about, but I knew that Mitchell, a naval

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<v Speaker 1>officer in World War Two, would get the message if

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<v Speaker 1>I translated the English Special Action Group into German. Given

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<v Speaker 1>the history involved. It was a gross exaggeration, but it

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<v Speaker 1>made my point. An einsatz group a general, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>inadvertently using a heart for the word general and turning

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<v Speaker 1>it too into German. These men include professional killers who

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<v Speaker 1>have accounted for between them twenty two dead so far,

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<v Speaker 1>including two hanged from a beam in a garage. And

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<v Speaker 1>like so, the Eydseets Group, if you've forgotten, are the

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<v Speaker 1>division of the SS who carried out the first stages

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<v Speaker 1>of the Holocaust, which was largely shooting babies and women

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<v Speaker 1>and like women and children and burying tens of thousands

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<v Speaker 1>of the mass graves. That's what he He names this

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<v Speaker 1>operation to kidnap hippies after well.

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<v Speaker 2>And also to be like, and you know who's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be impressed by this? A World War two.

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<v Speaker 1>Veteran, World War two veteran, This, Yeah, and Mitchell he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell he was impressed, and for all we

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<v Speaker 1>can know, Mitchell gets angry about this music. Get this

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<v Speaker 1>fucking dude out of here, and they do again. Because

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<v Speaker 1>none of them are very competent. They're like, come back

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<v Speaker 1>with a plan that doesn't cost him million dollars, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>cut some of this maniac shit off and try to

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<v Speaker 1>bring us something else, right, in part because they just

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<v Speaker 1>need to have updates for the tickler. Right, So Lyddy

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<v Speaker 1>gets kind of yelled out of the room and he

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<v Speaker 1>comes back a few weeks later with a different idea, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Operation Crystal, which is cheaper and involves installing wiretaps and

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<v Speaker 1>democratic offices. Right, and this is what comes Watergate.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Listen. Basically it's just Crystal with a C.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Thegul's Crystal with the fucking sea.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>In his autobiography, Lyddy makes it clear that as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as he got told to start drawing the shit up,

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<v Speaker 1>he assumed he had a million dollar budget. So he

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<v Speaker 1>has a hunt, start paying retainers to his cubans and

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<v Speaker 1>promising all these guys money. And then he's like freaking

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<v Speaker 1>out to Dean, like I promise dangerous men money, like

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<v Speaker 1>they have to get paid, you know. Yeah, it Dean's like,

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<v Speaker 1>but we never told you you had a million dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you paying people already? Oh my god, it is,

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<v Speaker 1>it is. It's very funny. So one of the dudes

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<v Speaker 1>that he and Hunt bring in to carry out their

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<v Speaker 1>crime plan to wiretap the Democratic National Committee is a

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<v Speaker 1>man named Jim McCord. And of all of the adjacent

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<v Speaker 1>man children in these plots, Jim McCord is the closest

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<v Speaker 1>to the real deal, which is not a compliment. Born

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<v Speaker 1>in Oklahoma, he'd been a bombadier in the Army Air

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<v Speaker 1>Corps in World War Two and had been joined the

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<v Speaker 1>FBI and transferred after a little while to the CIA

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<v Speaker 1>at kind of the height of its crimes against the

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<v Speaker 1>humanity phase. He became AGS fifteen, which had him put

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<v Speaker 1>in charge of the CIA's physical security at its Langley HQ.

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<v Speaker 1>So he is running security for the CIA headquarters. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a big job, right, that is like a legit.

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<v Speaker 1>Gig Alan Dolas called him my top man, so he

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<v Speaker 1>has the he has the kind of spy. Both Hunt

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<v Speaker 1>and Lyddy want to pretend to be right, and McCord

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<v Speaker 1>on paper should be a bugging expert. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>cannot blame Lyddy for trusting the man's credentials. He's got

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<v Speaker 1>everything you'd want in the resume of a guy to

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<v Speaker 1>handle bugging for you. So Jim is The problem with

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<v Speaker 1>Jim is that he is the security head for CREEP.

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<v Speaker 1>So he is an employee of the Nixon Why House, right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>not the White House, but of Nixon's campaign, right, He's

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<v Speaker 1>directly tied to Nixon. So he does seem like an

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<v Speaker 1>obvious guy to run the water tapping op. But he's

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<v Speaker 1>also for the same reason why Lydia and Hunt aren't

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to be doing physical ops together. He shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>on scene at anything. So Lyddy puts together a paired

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<v Speaker 1>down version of his wire tapping plans and he gets

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<v Speaker 1>approved a quarter of a million dollar budget, a significant

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<v Speaker 1>amount of what he and Howard Hunt are spending Lots

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<v Speaker 1>of this money on luxury hotels and fine dining, traveling

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<v Speaker 1>around trying to find criminals to do.

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<v Speaker 2>They can help themselves, they cannot.

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<v Speaker 1>Help his defensive This is that like, well, no serious

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<v Speaker 1>criminal will trust us if we're not spending a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money on nonsense. That's right, Yeah, maybe maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 1>Lyddy got added to the van. Yeah, so this is

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<v Speaker 1>somewhat counteracted. The fact that like this is the only

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<v Speaker 1>way to make people trust them is a little counteracted

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<v Speaker 1>by other claims Lyddy makes about his recruitment efforts and

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<v Speaker 1>how he tried to get these criminals to impress him.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is us to perhaps the most infamous story

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<v Speaker 1>about g. Gordon Liddy is pinschant for lighting his own

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<v Speaker 1>hand on fire. What a funny man, Oh, if you

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<v Speaker 1>believe Liddy. In the late sixties, as he's continually trying

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<v Speaker 1>to increase his will power and make himself a tough man,

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<v Speaker 1>he decides, well, this war between us and the left

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<v Speaker 1>is about to like, so I need to make myself

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<v Speaker 1>hardened to torture, right, and the only way to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>He describes this as a technique recognized in the East

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<v Speaker 1>for increasing willpower, where he burns himself for increasing periods

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<v Speaker 1>of time to build up a tolerance for pain. Quote

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<v Speaker 1>much as one might build muscles by lifting insane thing

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<v Speaker 1>to compare lighting yourself on fire too, And like I also,

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<v Speaker 1>I do really think there's any ancient Eastern technique for

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<v Speaker 1>lighting your own hand on fire. But perhaps you know, perhaps, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess maybe. So he felt that he needed to

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<v Speaker 1>harden his body to torture. So in nineteen sixty seven

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<v Speaker 1>he starts burning himself regularly with cigarettes and matches, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's always careful to light his left hand and forearm

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<v Speaker 1>on fire because he doesn't want to damage his gun hand.

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<v Speaker 1>But one day, Liddy relates quote, I made a mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>I burned the underside of the second joint of my

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<v Speaker 1>left index fingers so badly it required surgical attention. Fortunately

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<v Speaker 1>the surgeon was from India and familiar with the practice,

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<v Speaker 1>although he found it unusual in and allcidental I told him.

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<v Speaker 1>He told me that it would take a year before

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<v Speaker 1>he could fully straighten my left index finger, and then

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<v Speaker 1>only after repeated exercise to stretch the scar tissue that

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<v Speaker 1>would form in the angle of the joint I had.

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<v Speaker 1>It seemed nearly cooked out the joint and lost at tendon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I mean that sounds delicious, of course, it sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like yeah. Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Thankfully the doctor was Indian, and so he'd seen many

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<v Speaker 1>men light their own hands on fire, as everyone does

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<v Speaker 1>in India.

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<v Speaker 2>The fuck amazing, how many, like casual clear, cries for help.

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<v Speaker 2>This is yeah, himself admits to constantly.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so rarely like the whole process of involuntary commitment

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<v Speaker 1>is real fucked up. But like, I don't know, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>if a guy comes to me saying I have developed

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<v Speaker 1>a habit of lighting my hand on fire to increase

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<v Speaker 1>my will power, yeah, maybe that guy. Maybe that guy

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be in medical care if he doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be, he needs some sort of help.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>That is, he's a danger to himself and others if

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing this, right, this is not reasonable behavior. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not healthy. This is not certainly the behavior that

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<v Speaker 1>a man with five children should be carrying out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's bad news, and you gotta.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the way he describes this too, I think this

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<v Speaker 1>is compulsive. I think there is something compulsive in his

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<v Speaker 1>need to scarfy and injure himself. Right, yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>far beyond any kind of actual will power building, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It does seem like like over the course of this tale,

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<v Speaker 2>between the like animal mutilation at the top and this shit,

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<v Speaker 2>it is like a little like of the Bastards and

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<v Speaker 2>I've been party two and the show has been Party two.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it's just like his sheer incompetence and cowardice

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<v Speaker 2>as what prevented. I mean, he has a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>other tool He has a lot of other character tools

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<v Speaker 2>that Yeah, this potentially could have gone a lot worse

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<v Speaker 2>for humanity.

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<v Speaker 1>This could have gone like Lyddy does not go as badly.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think maybe his dad is credit for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he's constantly held back from like setting off a

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<v Speaker 1>series of bombs in like the fucking White House lawn

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<v Speaker 1>by the fact that his dad wouldn't have been proud

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<v Speaker 1>of that, right, Like that we may like that may

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<v Speaker 1>be the maybe, like we were just I was criticize

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<v Speaker 1>the family a little bit, like maybe this is the

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<v Speaker 1>best case scenario for Lyddy because he had that teeny

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<v Speaker 1>bit of restraint on his actions.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it really is like so hard to know to

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<v Speaker 2>go back and just go to the other timeline where.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a little bit of a dexter situation, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we never know, are we currently don't know? Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we can't know. Yeah, So, despite the fact that he's

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<v Speaker 1>permanently injured himself doing this, Lyddy keeps burning himself both

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<v Speaker 1>as a hobby and in the days before Watergate, as

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<v Speaker 1>a recruitment tactic.

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<v Speaker 2>Quote.

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<v Speaker 1>She was flashily good looking, young, and had secretarial skills

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<v Speaker 1>and expertise, and appeared able to attract men sexually if

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<v Speaker 1>she wished, possibly even the candidate that means Nixon's opponent.

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<v Speaker 1>At dinner, Miss Stevens seemed reluctant, bulking at the risks involved,

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<v Speaker 1>and when I told her her identity would be revealed

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<v Speaker 1>to no one and she could walk away any time

1:14:49.439 --> 1:14:51.679
<v Speaker 1>if she feared exposure, she pointed out that I would

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<v Speaker 1>know her identity. I told her that no one could

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<v Speaker 1>force me to disclose anything. I chose not to reveal.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't believe me, and I was casting about for

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<v Speaker 1>some way to convince her. When I noticed she's I

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<v Speaker 1>told her to light her cigarette lighter and hold it out.

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<v Speaker 1>She did, and I locked my gaze upon her eyes

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<v Speaker 1>and placed my hand palm down over the flame. Presently,

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<v Speaker 1>the flesh turned black, and when she smelled the scent

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<v Speaker 1>of burning meat, Sherry Stevens broke for my gaze and

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<v Speaker 1>pulled the lighter away from my hand. She seemed frightened badly,

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<v Speaker 1>so I took pains to calm her, wrapping an ice

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<v Speaker 1>cube against the burn with a napkin, and returning to

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<v Speaker 1>my dinner. Pale. Miss Stevens said she was sure I

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<v Speaker 1>would never betray her, but she excused herself as a candidate,

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<v Speaker 1>invoking a just remembered plan to marry a Swiss airplane

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<v Speaker 1>pilot in September of nineteen seventy two. When I told

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<v Speaker 1>her that I'd be glad to have her services through

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<v Speaker 1>August at a very generous rate of pay, she refused

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<v Speaker 1>and express a concern from my hand, asked to be

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<v Speaker 1>taken home. Now, good on you, Sherry. That was the

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<v Speaker 1>You're the only person in this entire series who's made

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<v Speaker 1>an intelligent decision, Like if a stranger makes you burn

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<v Speaker 1>his hand to the bone, you believe right A bounce.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, he's telling this story. It is I it is

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<v Speaker 2>so incomprehensible to me that like, from doing this to

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<v Speaker 2>telling anyone about it. I don't know what is more bonkers?

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<v Speaker 2>What a yeah, like bragging about this particular story, even

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<v Speaker 2>if it's made up, It's so fucking nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he does brag about it. He's like, yeah, to

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<v Speaker 1>do this, you know, I'm dealing with some real hard people.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the only way to take convince him I

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<v Speaker 1>was serious, But it doesn't work. Yeah, like a normal person.

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<v Speaker 1>She sees a man light himself on fire during a

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<v Speaker 1>job interview, and it's like, probably don't want to be involved.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be in business with that dude.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you put in your LinkedIn, I could cut

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<v Speaker 1>my wrist to the bone without bleeding to death. Well

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<v Speaker 1>that's great, but I don't want to work for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, yeah, I think I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>I think yeah, I may be out of this one.

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<v Speaker 1>So and again, one thing that's funny about this to

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<v Speaker 1>me is that, like, You've got this lady who's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>living on the wrong side of the law, but she

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<v Speaker 1>sees this man do this and is like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be anywhere near that guy. This guy's dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>At the same time as this is happening, multiple Nixon

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<v Speaker 1>staff members, men have privileged pedigree with ivy league degrees,

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<v Speaker 1>find themselves in the same situation. Deep Throat will later

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<v Speaker 1>claim that he saw Liddy do this light himself on

1:17:14.000 --> 1:17:17.360
<v Speaker 1>fire trick at a party right like he was. And like,

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<v Speaker 1>so multiple men in politics, you know, powerful men are

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<v Speaker 1>in the same situation, and they fail to act with

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<v Speaker 1>the same perceptiveness Sherry shows. They're like well, clearly we

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<v Speaker 1>need to be in business with this man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>By way of an example, tough, Here's what John Deane

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<v Speaker 1>writes about his first experience with Liddy's burning fetish. As

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<v Speaker 1>he spoke, I noticed a bulky white bandage wrapped around

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<v Speaker 1>his fist. What happened to your hand, Gordon? He shrugged, Oh, nothing, really,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks serious. Well some might feel that way, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. It was necessary. You see that I proved

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<v Speaker 1>my strength to the men I'm thinking of recruiting to

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<v Speaker 1>assist me at the convention. What do you mean. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>in my business, John, it's important that those I work

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<v Speaker 1>with under stand I'm a man of strength, macho as

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<v Speaker 1>they say. So to prove myself to them, I held

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<v Speaker 1>my hand over a candle until the flesh burned, which

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<v Speaker 1>I did without flinching. I wanted them to know that

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<v Speaker 1>I could stand any amount of physical pain. My God, Gordon,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really know what to say, so I told

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<v Speaker 1>him I hoped his hand healed quickly, which he also

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<v Speaker 1>shrugged off. And again this lady, who is just like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, kind of in the shadier part of the world,

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<v Speaker 1>immediately recognizes Nope, don't want to John, Deane sees this

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<v Speaker 1>as crazy and is like, guess I'll continue working with

1:18:27.000 --> 1:18:30.760
<v Speaker 1>this man. Guess I'll task him with breaking the law

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<v Speaker 1>for Richard Nixon.

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<v Speaker 2>It must just be that this woman actually knows tough

1:18:35.520 --> 1:18:38.720
<v Speaker 2>people as yes, yes, ide, it's like, well, this is nuts,

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<v Speaker 2>fun It is in fact tough.

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<v Speaker 1>Having made a number of mistakes in my life. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>the last people who are ever going to do something

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<v Speaker 1>like this are dangerous people, right, people who can someone

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<v Speaker 1>who like actually might be able to murder you and disappear.

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<v Speaker 1>The body is not going to try to prove that

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<v Speaker 1>to you by lighting themselves on fire. Right, They generally

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to lie actively. Yeah, they're actually real people. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So Dean claims that this moment is the point at

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<v Speaker 1>which he realizes Lydia's nuts, and that Bud Krogue had

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<v Speaker 1>pushed Lyddy off on him so that Dean would take

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<v Speaker 1>him off of the White House's hands. Right, That's why

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<v Speaker 1>Dean thinks all of this gets started, right, and so

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<v Speaker 1>all of this shit, basically I think that's happened here

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<v Speaker 1>is like this desire to keep pushing Liddy down the

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<v Speaker 1>ladder where he's not your problem, and this tickler which

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<v Speaker 1>is constantly forcing people to provide updates on this illegal scheme.

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<v Speaker 1>It leads to a situation where eventually G. Gordon Liddy

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<v Speaker 1>is working for Creep and has a pocket full of

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<v Speaker 1>cash to live out his Cold War thriller dreams. So

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<v Speaker 1>while John Dean and Jeb Magruder and John Mitchell, Bob

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<v Speaker 1>Haldeman and Big Dicky Nix himself are all sleeping comfy,

1:19:49.720 --> 1:19:52.679
<v Speaker 1>Lyddy and Hunt are unguarded and unwatched as they send

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<v Speaker 1>their cubans into the dnc HQ at the Watergate Hotel

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<v Speaker 1>on June seventeenth, nineteen seventy two. Bugs are installed in

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<v Speaker 1>the telephones of several stappers and there are some fuck ups.

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<v Speaker 1>Hunt and I think one other guy gets stuck in

1:20:05.760 --> 1:20:08.840
<v Speaker 1>the Watergate overnight and like a closet with like all

1:20:08.880 --> 1:20:11.280
<v Speaker 1>the liquor, and like Hunt winds up pissing in a

1:20:11.280 --> 1:20:15.040
<v Speaker 1>whiskey bottle. But in the end they get out and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, escape with the job done and nobody gets caught. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the first Watergate break in. Unfortunately, it's a shit

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<v Speaker 1>job because all of these people are buffoons, and like McCord,

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<v Speaker 1>the bugging expert doesn't get like they pick the wrong bugs,

1:20:30.600 --> 1:20:33.479
<v Speaker 1>the bugs aren't put in right, whatever the case, it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of unclear as to why. But like most of

1:20:35.320 --> 1:20:38.080
<v Speaker 1>the taps don't work, and the ones that do they

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of have some random secretaries and shit bugged

1:20:41.240 --> 1:20:43.479
<v Speaker 1>and it's mostly them like talking about who they're fucking right,

1:20:43.560 --> 1:20:47.880
<v Speaker 1>It's like normal shit, right, nothing that's going to swing

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<v Speaker 1>an election. So after all this goes down, Lyddy's superiors

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<v Speaker 1>are disappointed. One of the bugs he'd spent thirty grand

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<v Speaker 1>on did not even function at all. Jeb McGruder described

1:20:59.640 --> 1:21:05.080
<v Speaker 1>it as James Bond had been exposed as a bumbling clown. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that should have been the end of it, right, But

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<v Speaker 1>in spite of this, there's still this need to provide

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of intel thing. So Lyddy gets even more

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<v Speaker 1>money to go back to fix the broken bugs. And

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<v Speaker 1>this time you're like, you know what, so we know

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<v Speaker 1>we get something. Have your guys take photos of every

1:21:22.880 --> 1:21:27.080
<v Speaker 1>document INDNHQ, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of pages of shit.

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<v Speaker 1>So this necessitates number one, not just a quick break in,

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<v Speaker 1>but spending four hours in the office. Hi, odds, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get caught doing that, and Lyddy becomes convinced because

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<v Speaker 1>everything sucks up the last time, I need to put

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<v Speaker 1>my bug expert McCord in the room. He needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be in there to fix and set up these new bugs. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>And the only absolute direct guidance Liddy's gotten is do

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<v Speaker 1>not let this get tied back to Nixon.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>McCord is running security for Nixon's re election campaign. He

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<v Speaker 1>is also a former CIA man and a sitting lieutenant

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<v Speaker 1>colonel in the Army Reserve with a public history as

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<v Speaker 1>a spy. Like, there's no way this guy gets arrested

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<v Speaker 1>and it does not immediately expose the president to unacceptable risk.

1:22:12.000 --> 1:22:15.599
<v Speaker 1>But as Lyddy sees it, he has to break back in,

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<v Speaker 1>not because it's likely to work, but because he and

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<v Speaker 1>a Hunt will look like dummies if they don't right,

1:22:20.920 --> 1:22:23.720
<v Speaker 1>they won't be taken seriously, they'll be exposed as buffoons,

1:22:23.880 --> 1:22:26.960
<v Speaker 1>and he'll probably stop getting money. Right. This will probably

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<v Speaker 1>be the end of his career if they don't go

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<v Speaker 1>and get something. In his book, Lyddy Bitch's endlessly about

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<v Speaker 1>how his funding had gotten slashed and how you know

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't afford to put anyone but McCord in there, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because they weren't paying me enough to get a really

1:22:39.720 --> 1:22:43.360
<v Speaker 1>good criminal who'd be impressed with my hand burning. So

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<v Speaker 1>he sends McCord in, and our boy Lyddy is responsible

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<v Speaker 1>for that. And he's also responsible for the main tactical

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<v Speaker 1>error that the break in team makes on the ground,

1:22:52.960 --> 1:22:55.400
<v Speaker 1>which is that they're trying. They don't want this door

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<v Speaker 1>to lock after them when they break in, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to make it hard to do everything they need

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<v Speaker 1>to do. So they put a piece of tape across

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<v Speaker 1>the lock, right, which is like a thing you can do,

1:23:04.360 --> 1:23:08.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, it'll stop a door from auto latching. They

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<v Speaker 1>pace the tape horizontally rather than vertically, so part of

1:23:12.439 --> 1:23:15.000
<v Speaker 1>the tape is sticking out, which makes it easy for

1:23:15.080 --> 1:23:18.920
<v Speaker 1>say a security guard to spot. Now that is in

1:23:18.920 --> 1:23:22.479
<v Speaker 1>fact what happened. A security guard notices the tape and

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<v Speaker 1>busts them, right, or calls the cops and they bust them.

1:23:25.000 --> 1:23:28.880
<v Speaker 1>But like Lyddy makes the call to place it horizontally.

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<v Speaker 1>And he does this because of his perceived expertise as

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<v Speaker 1>a spy. He has like a whole defense for why

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<v Speaker 1>this is necessary. Here's what he says, quote taping was

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<v Speaker 1>a common, if disapproved practice of maintenance personnel in large buildings.

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<v Speaker 1>This should not have alarmed the guard, who could have

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<v Speaker 1>been expected to remove it. I saw no reason that

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<v Speaker 1>the guard should think of anything other than that the

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<v Speaker 1>maintenance people would have to be lectured. And he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>maintenance staff always tape locks horizontally. Burglars do it vertically. Therefore,

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<v Speaker 1>if he finds it vertically tape, then he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>call the cops. But he won't call the cops if

1:23:59.080 --> 1:24:02.040
<v Speaker 1>it's horizontal. This is totally reasonable and the only way

1:24:02.080 --> 1:24:04.240
<v Speaker 1>things should have gone. It's like, well, that's not how

1:24:04.240 --> 1:24:06.720
<v Speaker 1>it went. Like you immediately got caught for doing this,

1:24:06.800 --> 1:24:09.960
<v Speaker 1>So like why are you defending this that way? Like

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<v Speaker 1>why are you acting as if like this is the

1:24:11.760 --> 1:24:13.320
<v Speaker 1>way things should have gone. I was like, yeah, but

1:24:13.360 --> 1:24:15.160
<v Speaker 1>it didn't. It didn't work.

1:24:15.800 --> 1:24:19.920
<v Speaker 2>It was like you failed his I mean, it's it

1:24:20.000 --> 1:24:24.240
<v Speaker 2>is just like so childish, the like like justification of

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<v Speaker 2>everything in a way that is genuinely impressive. It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>how yeah, again, this is like fascists are some of

1:24:33.160 --> 1:24:37.320
<v Speaker 2>the least competent people on earth, and somehow and yet

1:24:37.720 --> 1:24:44.040
<v Speaker 2>and yet we're barely keeping them at bay. We're not

1:24:44.080 --> 1:24:48.120
<v Speaker 2>going to belabor this point. The Cubans and McCord get busted, right,

1:24:48.760 --> 1:24:52.679
<v Speaker 2>Lydian Hunt escape and Lyddy he seems to have immediately known,

1:24:52.800 --> 1:24:55.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to prison right like that. That night he

1:24:55.520 --> 1:24:58.519
<v Speaker 2>tells his wife like something went wrong, they got busted.

1:24:58.560 --> 1:25:00.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go to jail, right, And the.

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<v Speaker 1>Way he describes it, he immediately recognizes as soon as

1:25:03.720 --> 1:25:06.040
<v Speaker 1>this happens, I am the highest up person in the

1:25:06.120 --> 1:25:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Nixon campaign involved in this. None of the others know

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<v Speaker 1>the full story or know who else approved this. So

1:25:12.920 --> 1:25:15.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm the turniquet, right if I keep my mouth shut,

1:25:15.560 --> 1:25:18.240
<v Speaker 1>this can't go any higher than me, you know. And

1:25:18.600 --> 1:25:20.720
<v Speaker 1>this gets us to the last thing and the only

1:25:20.760 --> 1:25:24.080
<v Speaker 1>thing that's exceptional about Liddy, right, the only he's good

1:25:24.080 --> 1:25:26.240
<v Speaker 1>at right because he is a believer. He's a believer

1:25:26.320 --> 1:25:28.479
<v Speaker 1>in the way no one else in politics is, really

1:25:28.880 --> 1:25:31.799
<v Speaker 1>And every other member of the conspiracy save the Cubans,

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<v Speaker 1>will immediately roll on their fellows, right they start making

1:25:35.000 --> 1:25:38.800
<v Speaker 1>deals with the doj Magruder and Dean like, they all

1:25:38.880 --> 1:25:41.800
<v Speaker 1>immediately like turn a fuck job on their own buddies, right,

1:25:42.120 --> 1:25:46.479
<v Speaker 1>John Mitchell, like, they all roll right away, right, Lyddy

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<v Speaker 1>from the jump says, I will not testify. I will

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<v Speaker 1>not say a word. I don't speak, you know, I

1:25:52.360 --> 1:25:54.479
<v Speaker 1>don't testify, I don't talk to the FEDS, I don't nothing.

1:25:54.960 --> 1:25:58.519
<v Speaker 1>And he doesn't like he does understand on that degree

1:25:58.560 --> 1:26:02.200
<v Speaker 1>that is the he's a loyal henchman, right, Yeah, he

1:26:02.240 --> 1:26:06.400
<v Speaker 1>does not fucking say anything. Now does that make him

1:26:06.400 --> 1:26:09.920
<v Speaker 1>a good henchman? While he's the reason why Nixon resigns, right,

1:26:10.000 --> 1:26:12.720
<v Speaker 1>he is the he is the whole cause of Watergate. Right,

1:26:12.960 --> 1:26:15.080
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if he's a good henchman, but

1:26:15.200 --> 1:26:18.479
<v Speaker 1>he is loyal, right. Nixon seems to have recognized this

1:26:18.720 --> 1:26:21.519
<v Speaker 1>in recorded conversations. He starts talking about how Lyddy has

1:26:21.520 --> 1:26:24.080
<v Speaker 1>a screw lose, he's not all there mentally, how did

1:26:24.160 --> 1:26:26.360
<v Speaker 1>we let this guy be in charge of this? He's

1:26:26.400 --> 1:26:31.280
<v Speaker 1>clearly not like not like he's not doing well. This

1:26:31.360 --> 1:26:33.679
<v Speaker 1>is especially the case when the CIA, because like, once

1:26:33.720 --> 1:26:36.280
<v Speaker 1>this all blows up and it becomes clear that like

1:26:36.479 --> 1:26:39.920
<v Speaker 1>the Nixon white House is fucked, the CIA turns over photos,

1:26:40.200 --> 1:26:43.439
<v Speaker 1>the photos that they'd had developed like that show Lyddy

1:26:43.520 --> 1:26:48.880
<v Speaker 1>there and like yeah, because he had sent participation evidence

1:26:48.920 --> 1:26:50.800
<v Speaker 1>of his participation in a B and E to the

1:26:50.840 --> 1:26:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Central Intelligence Agency. Oh my god, but he doesn't say shit.

1:26:56.280 --> 1:26:58.960
<v Speaker 1>He keeps his mouth shut. His refusal to help the

1:26:59.000 --> 1:27:02.519
<v Speaker 1>investigation gets him this gnarly twenty year prison sentence. Now

1:27:03.439 --> 1:27:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Lyddy gets off after like four years, four years in change,

1:27:07.120 --> 1:27:10.400
<v Speaker 1>something like that. And it's because, in part because he's

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<v Speaker 1>just the guy who doesn't roll, he earns a lot

1:27:13.280 --> 1:27:16.519
<v Speaker 1>of sympathy in weird places. The New York Times eventually

1:27:16.600 --> 1:27:19.080
<v Speaker 1>writes an article talking about how he needs to be pardoned,

1:27:19.520 --> 1:27:22.960
<v Speaker 1>and like it's Carter who pardons him? Right, Like it's

1:27:23.360 --> 1:27:25.120
<v Speaker 1>it's this gross.

1:27:24.960 --> 1:27:28.960
<v Speaker 2>That's also classic classic democrats.

1:27:28.439 --> 1:27:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Classic democrats, like well, you know, he did the wrong thing,

1:27:31.920 --> 1:27:33.599
<v Speaker 1>but he wasn't a bad man. No, he's a bad

1:27:33.640 --> 1:27:36.920
<v Speaker 1>man needed a bad thing. And like like, yes, there is,

1:27:37.000 --> 1:27:39.880
<v Speaker 1>I will say, you know, as again, as a guy

1:27:39.920 --> 1:27:43.320
<v Speaker 1>who's been shady for a chunk of his life, there's

1:27:43.320 --> 1:27:46.720
<v Speaker 1>a thing that's respectable about refusing to roll. Right, I'll

1:27:46.760 --> 1:27:48.760
<v Speaker 1>give that. I will give him that, especially when you

1:27:48.760 --> 1:27:51.519
<v Speaker 1>compare it to these descendants of his, like the jan six,

1:27:51.600 --> 1:27:56.440
<v Speaker 1>people all of whom immediately rolled on their buddies, immediately disavowed,

1:27:56.479 --> 1:27:58.519
<v Speaker 1>publicly said oh you know, even if they were like

1:27:58.600 --> 1:28:00.680
<v Speaker 1>going on podcasts to talk about how I was just

1:28:00.760 --> 1:28:03.200
<v Speaker 1>lying when I said that I'm ashamed of my behavior.

1:28:03.320 --> 1:28:05.360
<v Speaker 1>They all claim publicly I did the wrong thing. This

1:28:05.479 --> 1:28:09.800
<v Speaker 1>was bad, it shouldn't have happened. Lyddy never apologizes, never

1:28:09.840 --> 1:28:12.200
<v Speaker 1>pretends he's anything but proud of what he did, and

1:28:12.240 --> 1:28:15.760
<v Speaker 1>he never rolls, And compared to a lot of like

1:28:15.880 --> 1:28:17.960
<v Speaker 1>that is there's a thing you have to respect in

1:28:18.000 --> 1:28:21.360
<v Speaker 1>that even if it's not not good, but you respect it, right,

1:28:22.120 --> 1:28:24.920
<v Speaker 1>which I do, Like there is there was one honest,

1:28:25.040 --> 1:28:27.439
<v Speaker 1>legitimate thing about geegword and Lyddie because he had always

1:28:27.439 --> 1:28:30.040
<v Speaker 1>and I think you get the feeling. Part of why

1:28:30.120 --> 1:28:34.880
<v Speaker 1>he behaves so consistently in this regard is that he

1:28:35.000 --> 1:28:38.240
<v Speaker 1>sees this finally is his chance to prove that he's

1:28:38.280 --> 1:28:41.479
<v Speaker 1>He's not courage he's a warrior, right, never got to fight,

1:28:41.640 --> 1:28:43.880
<v Speaker 1>never got to pull my gun on anyone, really, but

1:28:44.800 --> 1:28:48.360
<v Speaker 1>I can refuse to talk, yeah, and be willing to

1:28:48.400 --> 1:28:50.000
<v Speaker 1>do twenty years in prison, and he.

1:28:50.160 --> 1:28:51.839
<v Speaker 2>Was I can be a good soldier.

1:28:51.880 --> 1:28:54.519
<v Speaker 1>Finally he is, and he is in this regret it's

1:28:54.520 --> 1:28:57.719
<v Speaker 1>bad up to that point. Yeah, he is the reason

1:28:57.800 --> 1:29:01.040
<v Speaker 1>all of this happens. But that's the one thing about

1:29:01.120 --> 1:29:05.120
<v Speaker 1>him that's real. You know, yeah, I listen.

1:29:05.320 --> 1:29:07.960
<v Speaker 2>I still going back to what we said earlier, I

1:29:08.000 --> 1:29:11.680
<v Speaker 2>still think, having heard more of this story, there's a

1:29:11.720 --> 1:29:14.800
<v Speaker 2>real chance this is probably, even for humanity's sake, the

1:29:14.840 --> 1:29:17.719
<v Speaker 2>best case version of the g Gordon Liddy story.

1:29:18.360 --> 1:29:21.439
<v Speaker 1>I think so, right, I think that may actually still

1:29:21.479 --> 1:29:24.320
<v Speaker 1>be the case. Now he's going to be more toxic

1:29:24.439 --> 1:29:26.560
<v Speaker 1>actually later in life. You know, we'll talk about it.

1:29:26.600 --> 1:29:28.400
<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about one of these We'll come back later.

1:29:28.439 --> 1:29:29.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do more than two weeks in

1:29:29.880 --> 1:29:33.320
<v Speaker 1>a row on lady. His time in prison is a

1:29:33.360 --> 1:29:36.200
<v Speaker 1>fascinating story. He's a really interesting guy there, his time

1:29:36.240 --> 1:29:39.599
<v Speaker 1>after prison, his you know this, this speaking tour he

1:29:39.640 --> 1:29:42.400
<v Speaker 1>goes on with Tim Leary and his he helps to

1:29:42.479 --> 1:29:45.639
<v Speaker 1>invent talk radio. He actually gets his job in radio

1:29:45.680 --> 1:29:49.600
<v Speaker 1>in part because of a rush Limbaugh. Yeah, all that

1:29:49.720 --> 1:29:54.599
<v Speaker 1>is interesting. It's more toxic, certainly, it's valuable. But this

1:29:54.640 --> 1:29:57.160
<v Speaker 1>should let you know who the man was and why

1:29:57.200 --> 1:29:57.759
<v Speaker 1>he matters.

1:29:58.000 --> 1:30:03.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jesus Christ, Yeah, fucking I mean again, it's the

1:30:05.400 --> 1:30:07.720
<v Speaker 2>I guess you can't say sniffling, but whatever the fuck

1:30:07.840 --> 1:30:10.679
<v Speaker 2>was wrong with him, just what a what a little wiener?

1:30:11.240 --> 1:30:13.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's he is a wiener. He is a weirdo.

1:30:14.680 --> 1:30:18.639
<v Speaker 1>He is also somehow more honorable and respectable than every

1:30:18.760 --> 1:30:21.840
<v Speaker 1>living member of the Republican establishment today.

1:30:22.080 --> 1:30:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, all those things are true.

1:30:25.160 --> 1:30:28.360
<v Speaker 1>An objectively bad because again there is some degree to

1:30:28.400 --> 1:30:31.639
<v Speaker 1>which he was willing to sacrifice for something greater than himself.

1:30:31.920 --> 1:30:35.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that was Richard Nixon. But because again the man

1:30:35.520 --> 1:30:39.840
<v Speaker 1>had terrible judgment. But that is something, right, It's more

1:30:39.880 --> 1:30:43.160
<v Speaker 1>than like Enrique fucking Tario. Ever, Yeah, I would have managed,

1:30:43.200 --> 1:30:46.479
<v Speaker 1>you know, right, like all these folks like, it's not

1:30:46.880 --> 1:30:50.280
<v Speaker 1>it's not cynical. He's a very like, you know, fifties

1:30:50.360 --> 1:30:54.960
<v Speaker 1>version of this fucking her not at all fucking cynical. Yeah,

1:30:55.000 --> 1:30:57.120
<v Speaker 1>because he does. And it's one of those things where

1:30:57.280 --> 1:30:59.720
<v Speaker 1>he's like he's totally time, like you know, there's a chance,

1:30:59.720 --> 1:31:01.639
<v Speaker 1>you'll know, even get a pardon, right that that won't

1:31:01.640 --> 1:31:04.080
<v Speaker 1>be possible. And that's fine. If I got to spend

1:31:04.120 --> 1:31:05.639
<v Speaker 1>the rest of my life in prison for this, I'll

1:31:05.640 --> 1:31:12.200
<v Speaker 1>do it, you know. Yeah, So there you go. The

1:31:12.280 --> 1:31:13.759
<v Speaker 1>g Gordon Liddy story.

1:31:14.479 --> 1:31:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I mean, it's it's it's fucking bonkers. That's not

1:31:18.120 --> 1:31:20.759
<v Speaker 2>even the whole of it. But yeah, no, no, certainly

1:31:20.760 --> 1:31:22.080
<v Speaker 2>plenty Jesus.

1:31:21.720 --> 1:31:24.920
<v Speaker 1>I you know, I didn't think I thought we would

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<v Speaker 1>do an episode on his life before getting into the

1:31:30.000 --> 1:31:32.120
<v Speaker 1>White House and then an episode that's the White House

1:31:32.120 --> 1:31:36.559
<v Speaker 1>in Watergate? Right, And what do you cut out? Really,

1:31:36.760 --> 1:31:39.400
<v Speaker 1>what do you cut out of this man's story? Should

1:31:39.400 --> 1:31:42.160
<v Speaker 1>I have not given it? Every single time he brings

1:31:42.240 --> 1:31:44.640
<v Speaker 1>up the SS it was too many times to not

1:31:44.760 --> 1:31:45.800
<v Speaker 1>talk about, like.

1:31:46.640 --> 1:31:50.360
<v Speaker 2>And truly this is just in his book that needs

1:31:50.560 --> 1:31:56.439
<v Speaker 2>he did it codsway way more times. Yeah, God, because

1:31:56.439 --> 1:32:00.800
<v Speaker 2>an editor for sure was like, I got a I'm

1:32:00.840 --> 1:32:08.320
<v Speaker 2>holding you to a tenth of the SS stories. Gee. Yeah,

1:32:08.360 --> 1:32:10.240
<v Speaker 2>there's no fucking way.

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<v Speaker 1>No fucking way. So funny, all right, Oh that's gonna be.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be it for us at Behind the Bastards. Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>you got anything to plug? Yeah, same old. Thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>having me? Yosis Racist is my podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? The Entertainment Community Fund. I don't know that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe by the time this comes out, we'll have stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we'll be done striking faster risk almost certainly not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's possible, uh, and it's but not probable. Look, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to make the strike end, find the most

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<v Speaker 1>dangerous and irrational person you know, and give them a

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<v Speaker 1>quarter of a million dollars to try something. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a I realizing there's a real chance. I'm the

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<v Speaker 2>writers Guilds G Gordon Ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay, Andrew, that's the whole reason behind super Soaker

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<v Speaker 1>Full of Piss, right, That's that's our dream. You and

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<v Speaker 1>I can be the Howard Hunt and g Gordon Lyddy

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<v Speaker 1>of the w g Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>We're the crazies. Yeah, we're the craziest. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>let's say what you will? We are loyal as fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, we'll be, We will be. We will be

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<v Speaker 1>loyal to the end, even as we destroy the entire

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<v Speaker 1>guild with our incompetence.

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<v Speaker 2>Does that make you and your team for now?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell we've been here for three hours because

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<v Speaker 1>that's not normally a Sophie joke.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. It was really necessary.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, what do we say?

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<v Speaker 2>Go to hell?

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<v Speaker 1>Go to Hell? I love you.

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