WEBVTT - Yo Son Is Too Fat - 9.25.26

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<v Speaker 1>It is time for The Nephew with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>Nephew Tommy, what you got for us?

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<v Speaker 1>It is time we talk to these parents about these kids,

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<v Speaker 1>especially these. The younger kids, they got too much weight

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<v Speaker 1>on them. Let's just be honest. They're too fat. The

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<v Speaker 1>kid's too fat.

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Oh, my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to see it. Somebody got to see it.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's make this call and let this lady know

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<v Speaker 1>your son is too fat.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Your son is too.

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<v Speaker 4>What is wow?

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<v Speaker 2>You actually said it.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>You think it might hurt his feelings, Tommy? You don't

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<v Speaker 2>think the boy is going to hurt his feelings?

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you something.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm going to do a prank call and the

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<v Speaker 1>lady got a fat baby, what else am I supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about?

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<v Speaker 2>That's right there.

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<v Speaker 4>Ain't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would I not say your son too fast? Why

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<v Speaker 2>would I not say that? Ain't no nice prank phone calls.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I don't have none. Okay, I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a nice prank call for you. I don't have that.

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<v Speaker 1>Your son is too fat.

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<v Speaker 2>But I worry about you, though. Well, keep worrying. Your

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<v Speaker 2>son's too fat. Let's go, Katha.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, I'm trying to reach Kathy, please.

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<v Speaker 3>This is her.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, Kathy. This is Kirby. I'm actually the owner at

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<v Speaker 4>the daycare, F * * * ing Minds Daycare, where

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<v Speaker 4>your son comes.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>All right. I'm sure you are familiar with my wife, Vanita. Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>All right. How are you doing today? I'm good. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>how's little Devon? How's he doing?

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<v Speaker 3>He's good. He's laying down, taking a nap.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. You guys have been coming here, I guess, about

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<v Speaker 4>a year now, right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, since he was one.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. Listen, I wanted to give you a call. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>looking at some information. How is Devon doing at home?

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<v Speaker 4>Is he eating properly at home?

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<v Speaker 3>When you say eating, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, is he getting meals every time he's supposed

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<v Speaker 4>to get them while he's at home?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. He eats. He's doing pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. Now, there's no situation where you guys may be

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<v Speaker 4>a shortage of food or anything like that, are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, wait a minute. Shortage of food? No, sir. My

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<v Speaker 3>husband works real good. We don't have a problem with

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<v Speaker 3>a shortage of food. Is there a problem with him?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, we're looking at the records, and Lil'

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<v Speaker 4>Divine is too. Yes, sir. Have you looked at the

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<v Speaker 4>comparison of two-year-olds, the majority of two-year-olds in comparison to,

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<v Speaker 4>I guess I should say size, in comparison to Devon's size?

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<v Speaker 3>You mean like in body weight, body size? I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't a small

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<v Speaker 3>child when he was born. He was 10 pounds. But, no,

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<v Speaker 3>he's on the scale of right where he should be.

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<v Speaker 3>He's just a little, you know, taller because his daddy

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<v Speaker 3>is tall. But he's doing good.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. So you don't think he's... Anywhere in the ballpark

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<v Speaker 4>of obesity.

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<v Speaker 3>At two? You mean fat?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I don't want to be blunt, but Miss Kathy, you're...

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, your son's... Let me just say.

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<v Speaker 3>On a Sunday, I'm relaxing, and we're talking about, you

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<v Speaker 3>think my son is a little overweight or what? What's

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<v Speaker 3>the problem?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, I think he's fat. You know, and

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<v Speaker 4>the problem I'm having here is I'm noticing the records

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<v Speaker 4>of everything as far as.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, wait, wait, wait. We need to back up to

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<v Speaker 3>you think he's fat. I've never spoken to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Mr.

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<v Speaker 3>Kirby, is that what you said?

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<v Speaker 4>My name is Kirby.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so every morning that I dropped him off for

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<v Speaker 3>a year... and I give my daycare money, Ms. Benita

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<v Speaker 3>has never said anything about his eating habits. So you're

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<v Speaker 3>telling me that you think my son is fat? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you deal with him on a daily basis?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't deal with him on a daily basis. What

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<v Speaker 4>I'm looking at is records that are showing me that

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<v Speaker 4>he's eating way more than the rest of anybody at

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<v Speaker 4>the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably a

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<v Speaker 4>gallon of milk a day.

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<v Speaker 3>A gallon of milk? Y'all only get snacks two times

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<v Speaker 3>a day, and he's there only for breakfast and lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>And how in the hell is he drinking a gallon

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<v Speaker 3>of milk? And if he is drinking a gallon of milk,

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<v Speaker 3>do you need me to drink a gallon?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm blown away by this, ma'am, but all I know

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<v Speaker 4>is this.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I'm blown away by this because you calling

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<v Speaker 3>me on a Sunday calling my child fat. That's the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>And your wife has never said a d * * * thing, never.

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<v Speaker 3>Has she said one thing to me in a year

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<v Speaker 3>when she collected my d * * * daycare money?

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<v Speaker 3>She ain't said my son is eating y'all at a

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<v Speaker 3>house and home.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. Well, you know, my wife's a different person, and

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<v Speaker 4>she tries to be cordial with everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>She's the one who deals with me, Mr.

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<v Speaker 4>Kirby.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never met you. Never met you, especially on a Sunday.

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<v Speaker 4>The reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 4>is that I know tomorrow you're going to be trying

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<v Speaker 4>to drop your son off.

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<v Speaker 3>I am going to drop him off.

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<v Speaker 4>I am going to drop him off. No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>That's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>here's what we can do. There's two alternatives here. What

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<v Speaker 4>do you mean? Either you can keep him at home.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not keeping him at home. My husband works

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<v Speaker 3>and I work. I'm dropping my son off at 630

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<v Speaker 3>like I do every morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, listen. If we can't get him

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<v Speaker 4>at the regular week.

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<v Speaker 3>That he needs to be at.

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<v Speaker 4>You might want to get Ms.

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<v Speaker 3>Bonita on the show because obviously you ain't the one

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<v Speaker 3>that needs to be talking to me. Because if you're

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<v Speaker 3>not there every day and I deal with your wife.

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<v Speaker 4>Ma'am, I'm telling you that your son is too big

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<v Speaker 4>to be. And his family.

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<v Speaker 3>Is coming every morning, if that's the case. And if

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<v Speaker 3>he's eating at a house and home, I'll send him

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<v Speaker 3>some extra. But what I pay my money for is

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<v Speaker 3>what you gonna feed him for. Two full meals and

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<v Speaker 3>two snacks. And if he needs extra, I'll put some

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<v Speaker 3>in his bag.

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<v Speaker 4>But he's drinking a gallon of milk a day! I

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<v Speaker 4>don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care. There's no way possible that he can

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<v Speaker 3>drink a gallon of milk a day.

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<v Speaker 4>Ma'am, here's the deal. I don't want you to have

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<v Speaker 4>to stop bringing your son there.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm not. And I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's my second alternative. I will put him on a diet, okay?

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<v Speaker 4>I'll give him an apple in the day.

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<v Speaker 3>You ain't no doctor. Are you from the health food program?

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<v Speaker 4>Ma'am, I will give him an apple and a glass

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<v Speaker 4>of water in the morning, and I'll give him an

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<v Speaker 4>apple and a glass of water in the evening, and

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<v Speaker 4>then you guys can feed him when he gets home.

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<v Speaker 3>You must be certified in the food program, especially if

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<v Speaker 3>you're sitting up here telling me my son is going

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<v Speaker 3>on a diet, and he's not drinking no water and no... apple,

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<v Speaker 3>he needs a full snack. If the other kid is

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<v Speaker 3>having an apple and water, then that's what you better

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<v Speaker 3>be serving him. But if that ain't the case, then

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<v Speaker 3>hell no, he better get the full snack. So if

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<v Speaker 3>that's graham crackers and apple juice, well, that's what my

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<v Speaker 3>son better be getting. And if he want extra, he

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<v Speaker 3>better get it.

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<v Speaker 4>Ma'am, listen, all I'm trying to tell you is your

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<v Speaker 4>son drank too much. He drinks too much milk on

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<v Speaker 4>a daily basis. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to back the up. I know you did

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<v Speaker 3>not cuss at me. I know you did.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not cuss at you. I caught myself.

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<v Speaker 3>You got ready to cuss at me. Let me tell

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<v Speaker 3>you one You ain't got to worry about it. We

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<v Speaker 3>don't have nothing else to talk about. My husband, me,

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<v Speaker 3>your wife, and everybody that works at that daycare better

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<v Speaker 3>be there in the morning because at 630, we going

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<v Speaker 3>to be there. And my son, he's coming all week,

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<v Speaker 3>and he going to eat all. If he want two

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<v Speaker 3>gallons of milk, he going to drink it. If he

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<v Speaker 3>want two plates of food, he going to get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I tell you what, we paid good money to

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<v Speaker 3>come to that daycare.

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<v Speaker 4>Ma'am, let me explain something to you. You're going to

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<v Speaker 4>bring your child up there, but I'm going to have

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<v Speaker 4>to put him on some SlimFast. Now, I will put

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<v Speaker 4>your child on SlimFast. I was trying not to go

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<v Speaker 4>to this perspective, but I will.

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<v Speaker 3>Give him some SlimFast, and you're going to get a SlimFast.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to whoop your a * * and whoever

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<v Speaker 3>gave it to him, whoever gave it to him, they're

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<v Speaker 3>going to get a slim fast a * * whooping.

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<v Speaker 3>All the little kids better have some slim fast. If

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<v Speaker 3>he getting some, he better eat whatever they eating. If

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<v Speaker 3>they eating steak with a * *, he better have

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<v Speaker 3>some too.

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<v Speaker 4>If we had steak, he'd probably eat the whole cow. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll pay for it. But he better not get no

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<v Speaker 3>a * * slim fast. I will shut it the

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<v Speaker 3>a * * down about my child.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I got something else you need to know about

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<v Speaker 4>your son.

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<v Speaker 3>What the a * * else do I need to

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<v Speaker 3>know besides you think my son is a * *?

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<v Speaker 3>What the f * * * else can you tell

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<v Speaker 3>me today?

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<v Speaker 4>I need to tell you this. I need to tell

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<v Speaker 4>you that this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 4>Morning Show. Your girlfriend, Lucretia, got me to prank phone

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<v Speaker 4>call you.

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<v Speaker 3>What the f * * * did you just say?

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<v Speaker 3>What the f * * * did you just say?

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<v Speaker 4>This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 4>Your girlfriend, Lucretia, got me to prank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to beat that to death. She know I

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<v Speaker 3>don't play about my son at all. That's my only son.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't play about him. Is she there?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 3>It's on after this. It's on.

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<v Speaker 4>It's on.

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<v Speaker 3>It is on.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, hey, I got one more thing I got

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<v Speaker 4>to ask you, baby. What is? What is the baddest,

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<v Speaker 4>and I mean the baddest, radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 3>The Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's on.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm whooping.

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<v Speaker 3>It's on. I hope you can hear me. Wherever you

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<v Speaker 3>at laughing, it's on. There it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all going to do something about these kids. Yes. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't believe you.

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<v Speaker 4>Obese.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.