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Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and hit this all right. It all

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Speaker 1: I'll do it live the one. What up? Everybody? I

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Speaker 1: you the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: much a sports genius. What's up? Everyone, I'm Eddie and

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Speaker 1: I know the least about the sports. But I'm your

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Speaker 1: average sports fan, your sports watcher. Don't the who's who's,

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Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? Isn't from the north. I'm in Alpha Male.

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Speaker 1: lett him, hang, how's it going? Mabey? Long time? No see,

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Speaker 1: some headlight issueslights out. But my question, Eddie, what's up dude? Like,

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Speaker 1: do you try to make us sound like idiots on purpose?

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Speaker 1: Like are you just like do you come in here like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: if I sound like an idiot, I'm the idiot, not

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Speaker 1: you guys. Okay, so we'll all agree you're just the idiot. Look,

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Speaker 1: there's no way that Like when Rays tells his stupid bets,

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Speaker 1: who's the idiot? Us? Or him him exactly. You must

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Speaker 1: be talking about two Yeah, that's old sis. But but

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Speaker 1: So you're you're you're gonna own that you're the idiot. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you came on here and complained about the Masters, right,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you complained that Tom Watson got no

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Speaker 1: ninety years old. Here's the problem. Tom Watson didn't play

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Speaker 1: good research before the show. Is that, Bubba, you absolute idiot.

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Speaker 1: Tom Watson was not even in the field. Eddie came

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Speaker 1: And Eddie comes on here and says, how come eighty

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Speaker 1: no one talks about Tom Watson. That's why the Masters

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Speaker 1: am just like we we look like such. Do you

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Speaker 1: Tiger Lee Westwood, I have no idea. Charles Schwartzel, he's

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Speaker 1: to watch good golf. That's it. Don't take it away

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Speaker 1: good good for you, dude. That's great. But the Masters

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Speaker 1: He just said he's gonna play the Open now, right

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's shocking him. It's stepped down, right,

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Speaker 1: Why of the kids were acting so bad, No, coach,

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Speaker 1: scores and defenders. Defenders stopped the ball going from going

422
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 1: into the goal. Scores try to get the ball into

423
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 1: this goal winning doubt. Kick it out a fun drill

424
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,919
Speaker 1: to play at practices, Sharks versus minnows. You start all

425
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 1: the kids with their balls as minnows and maybe the

426
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,920
Speaker 1: other player as the sharks. I don't know what that is,

427
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 1: but good luck. It's mostly fun, photos, snacks and trophies

428
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 1: at that age, respectfully coached Jesse. Well, Jesse, I mean,

429
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying everything I tell them to kick in that goal,

430
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,159
Speaker 1: and we don't. We we don't even get close to

431
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 1: the goal. Like, I've never seen a game where you

432
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: get shut out. As three, year olds. When there's no

433
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:41,360
Speaker 1: goalies and the ball just rolls. We got beat. We

434
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 1: we didn't score. Why didn't the other coach let up?

435
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 1: There's no letting up. I mean, when you're the big dogs,

436
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: you just eat, you don't, you don't stop. The big

437
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 1: dogs were good. Big dog went home to his mansion

438
00:22:56,119 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 1: and it loved his life. You depressed, disgruntled un employ

439
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,959
Speaker 1: or a coach that doesn't enjoy what he's doing. I mean,

440
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 1: I got in the car in the silent mode, leave

441
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 1: the radio off box. I don't I don't understand. No,

442
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 1: you're gonna go home and do laundry. I just didn't know. Guys,

443
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 1: I try, I might hear. Stop it from going to

444
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 1: the gold Stop it from going to the Golden No, okay, cool,

445
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 1: all right? You need to practice with your kid in

446
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: the backyard because he's not a good ring leader. Well

447
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,400
Speaker 1: I do. He does practice in the backyard. He kicks

448
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: the ball, he loves it. He talked all about it

449
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 1: leading up to it. But then when a game day,

450
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 1: when the game started, he did not want to play. Well,

451
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 1: then he's not into sports. Or when he comes home

452
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:43,199
Speaker 1: you spank him. You got to realize a lot of

453
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 1: these kids give the we hear all the sports athletes superstar.

454
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,679
Speaker 1: Oh this this is my upbringing. You don't hear what

455
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 1: really went on? Their parents hit him? You tell me.

456
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 1: Tiger's parents forced him to play golf. I guarantee. Remember

457
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 1: he was drinking beer while he was playing in the garage.

458
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 1: He had the camper here. He loved watching his dad

459
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: hit balls. He never want to get out of the

460
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: high chair. No, you forced him to sit night chair

461
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,400
Speaker 1: and he didn't. He can't climb up there himself. Idiots.

462
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: And also I've said the point before, but it's such

463
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,639
Speaker 1: an amazing point I want to say it again. Wood's dad,

464
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 1: he's a great dad. He was always there for Tiger

465
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: playing golf. But his dad loved golf, so he his

466
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 1: dad just loved to play golf and brought Tiger along

467
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,439
Speaker 1: with it. And then Tiger started to get better. He

468
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 1: played with him, played with him, but his dad was

469
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: obsessed with golf. What a great idea. Why not bring

470
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,679
Speaker 1: your sons and then you can just play golf all

471
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: the time. So Ryan, that's that's we are the team

472
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 1: snacks aren't officially o and two, maybe you should change

473
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: your team name to to like something that will motivate him.

474
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: What about we don't give up? What about what what

475
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: would I change? Team shock like team sharp Shooters, like

476
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 1: team like team kicks like something that because coaches team snacks,

477
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 1: like you're telling them let's just not play and eat snacks. No, No,

478
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: that's what they did. So that's what one of the

479
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 1: mom's name was the first game. Just you think it's

480
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: some kind of joke. But hot, I mean, how did

481
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: that fly? Oh Snacks? Really good name. I'll do it

482
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: the whole season. No, because we've tried to come up

483
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 1: with a name, and we had Elsa on a Mickey

484
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: Mouse team's soccer team. We had all different options and

485
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: then the mom goes, what about team Snacks? And I

486
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,199
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, that's what they're interested in.

487
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 1: Maybe we should call ourselves team Snacks. You really had

488
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: frozen as an option. Yes. I asked the kids what

489
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: they wanted to name the team. How about it Laddin?

490
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: They don't a little murmur, Let it go. Let's all

491
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 1: call ourselves to let the goal go in, goal met

492
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: in the middle, Let it go. Representative about score a goal,

493
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: score a goal, score a goal. Just one. On the

494
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 1: other hand, my son's team there two and oh and

495
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: my son scored his first goal last week. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah,

496
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: there we go, his first career goal. What was the score, Well,

497
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 1: I mean it was sixteen two. Maybe they lost. No,

498
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: we won sixty two. So you're on the other side

499
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: of this. We almost need to now do Sports Center style.

500
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: We don't cover the NBA teams, they don't make the playoffs.

501
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 1: We only cover the good teams. Lunch Is almost lost

502
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 1: coverage of his team because that those stories are just depressing.

503
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: I mean, really, you should just quit, and you quit.

504
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 1: What happens usually after the first game. After the first game,

505
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: everybody sat around and Todd and everybody laughed and joke

506
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: this after this loss, I mean, everybody just belined to

507
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: opposite directions. It was twenty degrees too, that might have

508
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: been in, but there was no oh, coach, good game,

509
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: good gay. I mean, and there was a lot of

510
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: pressure because right when one dad shows up on uh Saturday,

511
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: he goes, he coach, you're ready to get that big

512
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: w today. I'm like yeah. And then after the game

513
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 1: he didn't say anything to they listen to the podcast,

514
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:01,360
Speaker 1: probably not the coach, because I'm the coach of the team.

515
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:07,199
Speaker 1: Are you wearing your coat shirt while you're coach? I

516
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: think you're cooler. Do they know you? They don't know

517
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: who you are? Yeah, they know who I am. No,

518
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 1: like they know who you are? Yes, they know who

519
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 1: I am. Do you go by Gibbles? Yes, you don't

520
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:26,719
Speaker 1: go to lunchbox? No, hey, coach Gibble's man, I don't know.

521
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: I mean we're here on Wednesday. They ever talked to

522
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: you about stuff that they heard in the radio? No?

523
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 1: Never like that one day that said, hey, you're ready

524
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 1: to get that big w He's like, man, one of

525
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 1: these days, I'm gonna listen every time he says that,

526
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,479
Speaker 1: But he never never, I didn't. He knows who you are,

527
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: but he doesn't listen. Right, didn't make any sense because

528
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: you when you meet him and you sit there and talk,

529
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: what do you do for a living? Oh? What do

530
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: you do? He asked you what you did? But you

531
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: do air condition air conditioner, silf not not in the

532
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 1: winner here. So you tell him what you really do? Yes? Why?

533
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: Because they're real people like these are people, there are

534
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,239
Speaker 1: people we play on the golf course. No, I'm never

535
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 1: gonna see those people. You never know. I want to

536
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: touch back on with lunch because I think there was

537
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: something I was gonna say. But yes, on the golf course.

538
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,199
Speaker 1: You never can say I'm in music the radio. The

539
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: one time I made the mistake, the guy's sending me

540
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 1: his son's demo work here, we go like what, God's green?

541
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: But but then you're missing out on cool opportunities like this.

542
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: One time I told this guy that we talked about

543
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: all the stuff he used to be a songwriter, blah

544
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 1: blah blah. He was playing with his son, and then

545
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: what two weeks later, lunch Box plays with him. No,

546
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: the next week. The very next week, I was like, oh, yeah,

547
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: I'm moved here from Austin. He was like, oh yeah,

548
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 1: I played with song from Austin the other day. I

549
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, he got some guy named Andy.

550
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I worked with him. He goes,

551
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: no freaking word, no freaking world. Played with the same dude,

552
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:46,719
Speaker 1: two separate courses, total random. That's you want to talk

553
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: about a small world. That's unbelieving, A small world, coach.

554
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: It's still in Nashville. No, that is one week apart.

555
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: If you were in Tokyo and that'd be different. No, there,

556
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: you know how many golf courses are here any how

557
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: many tea times there are, and I just probably a

558
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: couple hundred to play with the same dude a million

559
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: people in It's crazy. I mean it's almost as crazy

560
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: as your in laws, uh getting the same That is

561
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: unbelievable to when I flew to Houston and I've brought

562
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: some people to this part of town last time, and

563
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: I had the same driver to my in laws houses

564
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,959
Speaker 1: my in laws had a week before the lady hit

565
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: on you, how big is he was in the fourth

566
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: largest city in the United States of America And I

567
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: got the same uber driver as my in laws one

568
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,719
Speaker 1: week apart. That is bud Nana's if that doesn't mind blown,

569
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: Like if that is not shocking, it's yes, that is.

570
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: It is crazy. It's like I was telling your wife,

571
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: She's like, you'll think it's crazy, and like, no, I

572
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: do think it's crazy. She's like, then, why didn't you

573
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: guys talk about him? Like what do you say after that?

574
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: What do you after somebody says that? What's the response? Right?

575
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: But that's one of those quaky things. But who cares.

576
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: That's what I told him, not not ever have those

577
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: quaky things that you could add like, oh my god,

578
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: well this happened to me one time. You just did.

579
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. But you don't even see him

580
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: enthused about it. You're like, h yes, You're like, that's hoping.

581
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: It's it's cool and crazy. You're like, oh, that's crazy.

582
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,959
Speaker 1: But yeah, but your tone of voice, no, what your

583
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: tone of voices, that's crazy. That doesn't sound like that's crazy.

584
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: That sounds like you don't give a crap. It's more

585
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: like that's crazy. That's crazy. See, that's what I'm talking about.

586
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: That expect like, that's mine mine blowing because when I

587
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: told my father in law, he's like, oh my gosh,

588
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: that's great, and he starts asking questions. But you guys,

589
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: that's cool, nothing, nothing. You just don't give a crap. Dude,

590
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: big dog though, if he did listen to the show,

591
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: he could have kind of you know, he can get

592
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: you for stuff you talk about on the show. You know,

593
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: like he played like a bone head. You know, you

594
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: guys a bunch of bone heads playing out. Or if

595
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: he hits you with the hey you bring that little

596
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: canal here a little haunted at doll man, you little

597
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: what a big dog hit him with did you bring

598
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: your little doll here? Good? One man, that's from the

599
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: Big Show. It wasn't you know, it was just it's

600
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: just radio. I mean, one parent on the other team

601
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: the first game. After the game, he did walk up

602
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: to me and say, your secrets safe with me? What

603
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: the does that mean? I have no idea what that man? Um,

604
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,959
Speaker 1: that's a whole other bagg issues. I was like, oh,

605
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: you know his wife. I've never seen the guy in

606
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: my life. And what what do you think he's referring to?

607
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I think he thinks he knows I'm on

608
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: the radio. So he's like, I won't tell anybody, but like,

609
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's the only thing I could think of,

610
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I don't know, I've never seen your

611
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: secrets safe with me? Yeah, that's what he said. You

612
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: want to go camping? I would one time recently recently,

613
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: I was at the grocery store and I got out,

614
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: got my groceries, came back and on my window, you

615
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: know how it's all uh there's is dust or whatever,

616
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: and you can write on it, somebody wrote, sorry, hell

617
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: did that mean I go? Huh? I fined a car

618
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: washing cleaning that off. Yeah, I walked all over the car.

619
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: I'm like looking for a ding something something nothing. All

620
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: he said or whoever it was, said, sorry, Eddie. If

621
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: you're camping, hey, and uh, you fall, you get all drunk.

622
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: Let's say, you know, you get me with the boys,

623
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: you get drunk. I got family camping trip. Yeah, and

624
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: you like accidentally no, no, no, not family, but you

625
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: actually hook up with one of your buddies, like another dude. Yeah, Like,

626
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: would you tell anybody in the world? Probably not, you

627
00:32:53,600 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: want to go camping. That's a funny joke. That's a

628
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: funny joke. Hey, what did they say? Yes? Right? Nobody

629
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Speaker 1: says yes. Everybody's like, no, dude, why would I tell

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Speaker 1: somebody about as you just heard it? He just heard,

631
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: just heard it. How's that gonna work? That right? So random,

632
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: so off topic, so not even what we're talking about.

633
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: But that was Remember that time our buddy got asked

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Speaker 1: if he wanted to go into the bathroom. Yeah, I

635
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: know exactly what you're talking about. What our buddy got

636
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Speaker 1: asked by another dude that said, hey, he said, I

637
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Speaker 1: won't tell anybody, And then our buddy was like nobody,

638
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Speaker 1: And our our buddy was I wouldn't say, but I

639
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Speaker 1: would say more than considering it. He was like, nobody. Huh,

640
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: you wouldn't tell anybody? Yeah, he said, nobody needs to

641
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: know thinking of about it? Yeah, oh my god, I

642
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 1: mean we're gonna ask Scuba okay him. This was just

643
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 1: the would you rather not? Would you rather question of today?

644
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 1: What's happening here? Okay? If you were with your buddies

645
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: and you all got drunk together, you guys all fall

646
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Speaker 1: asleep for the night, but you were, like I kind

647
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 1: of thought you were with your girlfriend and you started

648
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: like feeling him up, you know, get you know, hooked

649
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,240
Speaker 1: up with your buddy. Would you take it to your grave?

650
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Speaker 1: Or would you tell anybody? First question? Did this happen

651
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: to one of you? Guys? Go ahead and answer the question?

652
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: Would you would you tell at least one person? Or

653
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Speaker 1: you just take it to your grave? I would take

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00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: it to the grave. I would tell nobody ever. Okay, Well,

655
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: then that means do you want to go camping? God,

656
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: you never said camping? Did yet broke back mountain style? Dude?

657
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: The nobody ever says? Nobody ever says They'll tell somebody

658
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: works every time. Everybody's like, no, dude, I'd never tell

659
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: anybody when you go camping, he has anyone ever told

660
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: you something where it's like take it to your grave?

661
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: What what? I'm just watching it go through Scooba's head.

662
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: He's sitting there and he's like and the more he

663
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: thinks about, the harder he's laughing. Well, it is funny

664
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Speaker 1: because you start thinking like, that's a really funny job.

665
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Speaker 1: You got me. Let me. I'm telling you there's not

666
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 1: one dude to be like, yeah, I mean I would

667
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 1: tell at least one person. Nobody's gonna tell anybody it

668
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 1: ever happened, which makes you think, has it ever happened? You? Guys?

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00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 1: And everybody answers it so serious? I was like, no, dude,

670
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: I'd never tell anybody. Man, Dude. There was this one

671
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: time I was sleeping with my brother in the same

672
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: bed and I literally had the dream that I was

673
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: touching my girlfriend's but and I was grabbing it and

674
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: and like just grabbing that butt. Then I got punched

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Speaker 1: in the arm and I wake up like, what that's

676
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: my brother going to do? What the are you doing

677
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: from me? I'll never forget it, dude, I'm gonna do bro. Sorry, dude, dude,

678
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was dreaming. I'm sorry. Oh my gosh,

679
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: Well you guys ever done anything like that? No, dude,

680
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: it's windy. I I gotta follow up for you. You

681
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: know how you asked on Monday's podcast about letting your

682
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 1: son stand there and yell at the dug out the

683
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: entire game at the minor league baseball game. Well, yes,

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00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 1: I got a note from the minor league dugout. Wait,

685
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: who Andrew. I'm not gonna reveal my Andrew is coming

686
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 1: from the dugout of a minor league baseball Letting your

687
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: kids stand there the entire game asking for stuff is

688
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: absolutely annoying. Equally annoying is throwing a ball into a

689
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: group of kids and then immediately two more of them saying, oh,

690
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 1: give me one, give me another one, give me another one.

691
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: Perfectly okay to ask at the end of each warm

692
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: up for the ball from the someone who is throwing it,

693
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: and also at the end of every inning, that's awesome.

694
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: But you can't just stand there at the end of

695
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: the dugout throughout the inning asking for stuff. That is

696
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: one way to annoy the dugout and guarantee you're never

697
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: getting anything. Well, but you said that it was okay,

698
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:46,959
Speaker 1: You're like, absolutely no, I said, I as a parent,

699
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna yell at them, but I guarantee it's

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00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: it's it's annoying. But you said, it's also being part

701
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: of being a kid going to a baseball game. Yeah,

702
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: they probably do it, but now you know. And I

703
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: think the reason they know that. Andrew, the reason he

704
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: knows that is because it happens every game, every game.

705
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: And he's been in the minor league dugout for five

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00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 1: six years, so he knows what it's like. And he said,

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Speaker 1: the more you sit there, the longer you sit there

708
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: and yell, the less likely you already get something. I

709
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: want to bring up another scenario I thought about this weekend.

710
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: Got it. I was like watching UFC right, which, by

711
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,919
Speaker 1: the way, a good fight. I didn't watch it. I didn't.

712
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: I didn't pay. He killed him. It wasn't even but

713
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: it was a fourth round, but he the Korean zombie,

714
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 1: had no shot, like he was getting pummeled, and the

715
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: ref stepped in because he was just getting Like before

716
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: the fourth round, the ref was even like, mare you

717
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 1: sure you want to go on? Man? Are you sure

718
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: you want to fight? Yeah? Yeah, Okay, question, is it

719
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: legal during a UFC fight to tickle? Because I'm watching

720
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:48,720
Speaker 1: I'm watching these dudes grapple. Right, it's not a terrible question, coach.

721
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: Look listen, I'm watching him grapple. He got one dude

722
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: his hands grabbing another dude's nuts and the other arm

723
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 1: is wrapped up with the other arm. And I'm thinking, guys,

724
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: this is easy, freaking reach over, have his ribs and

725
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: you'll let go. That's you're out right. So is it

726
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: legal to tickle? Because I think that it probably is,

727
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: but no one's mad enough to do it. You're googling, googling.

728
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: I mean, the ref can stop it for anything. You

729
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: guys are the ones that watch UFC every I've never

730
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:26,919
Speaker 1: seen anyone tickle. Okay, is tickling aloud in the UFC? Well,

731
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 1: strictly speaking, tickling is not prohibited in the UFC. That

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00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: it is as it is not on the list of

733
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: a legal move. I don't understand why they don't tickle. Well,

734
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously can't grab their junk right right into

735
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: their arms, I mean their feet, tickle the bottom of

736
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: the part that would be the one that would get

737
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: you the stomach. I can withstand and also the armpits,

738
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: but the feet maybe you're gonna maybe move a little bit. Dude.

739
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: You can be holding someone just super tight, but if

740
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,760
Speaker 1: you're getting tickled, you can because you start moving away.

741
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 1: As many times, you're not trained to ignore tickling. You're

742
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: trained to take the punch, let the pain, whatever. But

743
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: once they start tickling, it's like, oh, you get and

744
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 1: then and then you call yourself the tickler, Oh, Eddie,

745
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: the tickler Garcia when they're like, oh, so and so,

746
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 1: the future future girl, the wonder boy boy, whatever, all

747
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 1: those names. Tickler. Wow, CMA fest just announced, holy crap.

748
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: And no, Morgan Wallen, you interrupted tickling. They say that

749
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: someone is not going to be there. Good one. I

750
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: didn't have anything to add to the tickling because in

751
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: all my years of wrestling and then watching it, it

752
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: is an option. But it's just one of those things

753
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 1: you just don't do. Why not it's an unwritten legal no,

754
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:05,720
Speaker 1: Maybe it's an unwritten rule. I don't know. Unwritten means

755
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 1: that it's just agreed upon. If you don't want it

756
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: to be a rule, write it no. No, sort of

757
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: like in baseball, like you know, when you you hit

758
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: a batter and then they hit a batter back because

759
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: unwritten rules are you're not gonna do that, or you

760
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: pimp a home run to home run, Yeah, you take

761
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: too long. How do you pimp a home run? You

762
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 1: pimp that out? I mean you do the bat flip whatever,

763
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: you take a long time to run the basis next

764
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: time you're up, they hit you with the ball. It's

765
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 1: an unwritten rule. And also you could hide it a

766
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: little bit if you were fighting. Couldn't you technically, if

767
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 1: you're wrestling around their stomach area, couldn't you poke them

768
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: in the butt? I mean then they wouldn't see that

769
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: you could hide it. How hot, how they're gonna absolutely

770
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: see the bolke butt. No, but if you're if you

771
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 1: are grabbing, if you're grabbing their legs and you have

772
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: their butt covered up, you could in theory poke them

773
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: in the butt. But it's just an unwritten rule. You

774
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: don't do that. Like this week there were these two

775
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: girls wrestling, and I mean it looked like one of

776
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: them did the grab in there. I thought you didn't

777
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: watch it. I watched. I watched free. The only read.

778
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: The only way I want to pay pay ninety dollars

779
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: to watch UFC is if it's a fight with like

780
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: four really good fights. If there's one good fight and

781
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: a bunch of trash, I'm not buying that crap. But

782
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: but I do watch every prelimb and early. I don't think.

783
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: I don't think you can do the butt poke. But coach,

784
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, it looks like a grab. I don't think.

785
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: I don't think like a c I understand what you're saying.

786
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, But I don't think that's

787
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: what happened. Remember what Trump what he said, Oh, that's

788
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: what I saw. Stop, that's what I saw. And I'm

789
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 1: like that you saw make Americ grade again? No, no, no,

790
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 1: you remember what he said when he's like grabb Oh

791
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 1: that's what I saw. Oh the audio that late, I

792
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: don't know a locker room talk. I didn't see that,

793
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: so I don't know I saw it. I'm like, wow, like,

794
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess that's legal. I mean, if it's there,

795
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: grab it, that's weird. That's a little weird. But I

796
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: don't I didn't see it, so I have no idea.

797
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: I mean, if anyone's listening, Bryce Mitchell, uh case, what's

798
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: her name? Macy mac Barber Aspen lad who she lost.

799
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: That's my girl. We need to get her on the show. Yeah,

800
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 1: we need d m her. She she just lost this week.

801
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: What do you mean to our fifth guests all time? No,

802
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: I didn't want she was on the prelimbs. I didn't

803
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: see the freelimbs. I missed the prelimbs. I had stuff

804
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: going on in life, like soccer. Yeah, recover from that

805
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: soccer last dude, I was. I was in the closet. Yeah,

806
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: aspen Latch, she's from California. She followed us on Twitter.

807
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: I followed her back. Did you follow her back? Uh? No,

808
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,240
Speaker 1: I don't think they should follow her back. Fascinating and

809
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: she just lost it. What I was thinking is, you

810
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: know there's other big there's another huge podcast called full

811
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: Send podcast. Why everyone just go listen to that right now?

812
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: So what they do is they have one guest on

813
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: the entire episode every episode. They never do an episode

814
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: just Full Send. That means that they probably can't and

815
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: I think that they have to have a guest because

816
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: nobody would listen to just full Scent, correct, So we

817
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: don't have to have the guests. I'm trying to explain

818
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: this to the listeners. So that's probably why we don't

819
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: always have guests. We rarely have guests because we can

820
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: do the show without him and it still be good.

821
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: Full Send uses guests as a crutch. I think we're

822
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 1: better without guests that'll hang up. Un list. Some of

823
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 1: them are good. Some we know it's it's there's been

824
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: a handful that have been good. I really like Seawn Johnson,

825
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:32,919
Speaker 1: really wonderful woman. Wow. I mean they have big guests though,

826
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: full Send, Yeah, I mean they have the biggest They

827
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: had freaking they had Donald Trump on Caitlyn Jenner. I

828
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: mean they got two point seven million views and three days,

829
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 1: six days sounding sad about that. That's amazing, and then

830
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: you know that's their job, right, Eddie's impressive. No, like

831
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: they're really well connected. Randomly, but Antonio Brown after it

832
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: ran up the field guests who had him on their

833
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 1: show the next day. What does that mean? Full send?

834
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Like sent? Like like it's just

835
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: like a first basic coach will send full sin send

836
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: them send a party term like if you're gonna party,

837
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: you're like send it, dude, Like full send, babe, let's go.

838
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 1: Never heard that life. Like on a Sunday if You're like, hey,

839
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: are we drinking there or not? Let's go let's send it.

840
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 1: You gotta send it? You know about full send? Well,

841
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: full send is just one more added on. It's just

842
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: these are party terms, like, hey, are we going? Are

843
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: we partying to there? What? Let's go full send? Baby?

844
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 1: That means party? So why don't we change our name?

845
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: Why don't we change our name to uh send? You're

846
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: doing a tottle and with commitment even if you end

847
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: up failing. Hey, why don't we call us drink up? No?

848
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,919
Speaker 1: Because we've been doing this for mom. Can I listen

849
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: to drink? Take it to the face? Why don't we

850
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: just call it the Sword Losers, because I mean that's

851
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: what we have been. The way you're looking at full

852
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: sandum like you don't want to be part of the

853
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: stor losers. Why would we want to change our name

854
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: after we've taken all these years to get to two

855
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: thousand listeners? Why would we change You're all jelly about

856
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: the seven n I was just looking because Ray said it,

857
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: and I wanted to see what they are. And then

858
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: he was like, they have a guest on every time,

859
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: and I looked like, wow, you know what's really smart

860
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: when you promote another podcast on one podcast? Who did that?

861
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: You all just did? You promoted that? You keep saying

862
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: it m m A wrestling over our podcast. No, you

863
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: guys are talking the lunch Box talks about NFL. No,

864
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: that's what we're talking about. We're not talking about full Sin.

865
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: But I'm saying m m A. That made me almost

866
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 1: want to go watch m m A over right now? Yeah, yeah, now,

867
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: I hate to go back to the Masters, but I

868
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 1: want to go back to the Master. We talking about

869
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 1: next year's ty Tyrrell Hatton whatever his name is, how

870
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: do you say his name? Hatton? Hatton? Get lost? WHOA?

871
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: What happened? He didn't like the Masters? He makes some

872
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: joke about Tiger. No, he didn't like the Masters. Why not?

873
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: It's too hard. You can hit a good shot there

874
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 1: and not get rewarded for it. It's unfair. I don't

875
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: agree with that. If you hit a good shot, you

876
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: should end up right next to the whole, not short

877
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: sighted in a bunker. Because the slopes that they've created

878
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,240
Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah, I don't think it's a fair test

879
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: at times. And when you hit good shots and you're

880
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: not rewarded for it, it shows I'm not even trying

881
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: to build on anything for next week. I'm just trying

882
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: to I do they get off the course as fast

883
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: as possible? Like, shut up. It's gotta be frustrating though,

884
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: like playing really bad there, and and like making the

885
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 1: cut and you've got to play all the way through

886
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: Sunday and you just can't play. You can't keep your

887
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 1: ball on the green to save your life. That's gotta suck. No,

888
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: it's gotta suck. But listen, man, it's called a challenge.

889
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to see you shoot thirty under every

890
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: freaking week. That is cool every once in a while.

891
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:51,240
Speaker 1: But what's wrong with something being hard? Just get better, DUMBASSA.

892
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: Let's be real. The Masters, sometimes there's negative twenty. This year,

893
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: sure they hovered around the negative ten, but there's times

894
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: that they just absolutely blow up the course. You know what,

895
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 1: he shot minus ten seventeen over who hatton hatton? Because

896
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 1: it's so hard. Oh, poor boo boo. You want me

897
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 1: to make it easier for you. Shut up the choir.

898
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 1: You always bitching when you shoot forty over at Muni. Well, no, no,

899
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 1: it's because it's because I hit it in the woods.

900
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: I didn't had nothing. What about take a challenge and

901
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: you guys play eighteen? You guys play nine every time

902
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: every time? Who has time for nine nine? Is great?

903
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: You're in an hour and a half. Yeah, but you're

904
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 1: from and you don't get a real score from nine

905
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 1: nine double? It asked tired to ask hatton it just

906
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 1: it gets harder on some holds because they have the

907
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: false front, like what a little bit. I don't know

908
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: how it works, but the masters him and Billy Horssel,

909
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: who say it's too hard, Horse said the same thing.

910
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: They're throwing clubs and guess what. That's why it's called

911
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: the Masters. If it was easy, everybody would win it.

912
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: Everybody would shoot twelve under. And that's why it's called

913
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: the Masters, because it's a challenge. You don't want it

914
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: to be easy. You don't like it, don't come back,

915
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: your freaking loser. It wasn't hard for Scheffler, and wasn't

916
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 1: hard for Rory. Onen't hard for what's Cameron Smith? It

917
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,919
Speaker 1: was a little hard harder, but god on't, Mike, it's

918
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: too hard. You sound like my three year old. Why

919
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: don't just quit? Man? Stop playing golf. Yeah, if you

920
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: don't want to play you don't want it to be hard.

921
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: That'll play and only play the John Dear Classics, the FedEx.

922
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,879
Speaker 1: Go play that day corn Fair. Yeah, if you want

923
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: it so easy? Am I just I'm with you on that?

924
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: Shut the up. You know you know someone who I'll

925
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:48,760
Speaker 1: never pick in my golf bowlt Hatton or Horse that guy.

926
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: I do use to like Horse a lot. But Hatting?

927
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: Oh wait, oh? Is this course too hard for you?

928
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:56,959
Speaker 1: Hatting't lower? No, I only want to shoot minus forty five.

929
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: If I'm not birdy in every hole, I don't want

930
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,919
Speaker 1: to play that course. You're the one of the You're

931
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: our top twenty golfer in the world. Shut up. All right,

932
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: Well that's all we have for today, and goodness alright.

933
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: It's seriously Hatton. Would you would love to have you

934
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: on the show. I'd have him on the show and

935
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: ask him why are you such a little bit? You

936
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: wouldn't say that. What would I say? That would be

937
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: our last guest? You would say, Mr Hatton, thank you

938
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: so much for doing the podcast. What's your favorite? Hat

939
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: I saw that you said this about the Masters. I

940
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: couldn't agree more, but I want to hear your side

941
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 1: of it. Go ahead, No, I couldn't disagree more. A

942
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,720
Speaker 1: plus seven teen you would change your angle. And plus

943
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 1: seventeen is such a crazy score as the of course

944
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,879
Speaker 1: that hard, I could. I imagine it's really hard, huh,

945
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:46,320
Speaker 1: Mr Hatton, So imagine a plate? Is it like hitting

946
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: on a plate or is it like hitting on a

947
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: nice rink? And it just the ball keeps rolling. I'll

948
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: hang up and listen. Hatton. You know some people may

949
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: say shut up, but I think it's great to voice

950
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: your thoughts out there, Mr Hatton. I think it's wonderful

951
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: how you just vent to everyone, very therapy. It's fine

952
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 1: to vent, but to say it's too hard, it's unfair.

953
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,240
Speaker 1: Shut up. Like you're playing the same course as everybody

954
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: else and they have no problem getting it close to

955
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: the hole. Hit a better shot, you may you hit

956
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 1: a good shot. You hit a great shot. And also,

957
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: I know we're ten fifty Eddie, well fifty make thirty

958
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: miss for thirty four forty forty miss? Guys? What have

959
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: we learned about the Masters? I know it's ten days

960
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 1: out Verry Green. Remember we're recruitiful week ahead. It Uh,

961
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: it's easy to drive. There is what I found. It's

962
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: the putting that's because I would love to see you

963
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 1: drive off. It's a window. Ye have no on all

964
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: of them. Know, Yeah, there are a couple of where

965
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: it's wide open, but you've seen the whole where they

966
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: just you. It's the one of the Part three's. They

967
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 1: just used the trees as a backstop. Everybody would hit

968
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: it up against the back and it would roll onto

969
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 1: the green. Oh my god, if I play it, I'm

970
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 1: doing the same thing. I'm using those trees as a

971
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: backstop scene and you can just swing for the fences. See,

972
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: this is what we need. We need a pay per

973
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: view of like four dudes that talk a bunch of crap,

974
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: like Ray playing the Masters, playing Augusta, and we get

975
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: to see him play. How many fairways would he hit

976
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: on one? The real, real, real wide one. You better

977
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,439
Speaker 1: have your pine cone wege because I'm gonna be using

978
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: it all day long. How funny was it to be

979
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: to see like someone like Ray play Augusta. It's so easy.

980
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: Driving at the Masters is simple, and here he is

981
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 1: putting for quadruple bogey. Every do you think, oh you

982
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: can parce the holes? You can? Yes you can. Well,

983
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 1: the distance is tough. I mean some of them were

984
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: there very long. Well, obviously you wouldn't be able to play. No, no, no,

985
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: you're not playing the proteins. But I still don't know

986
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: if you could part a hole. I bet you be

987
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 1: able to part two two holes. I know birdies, lots

988
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: of triple bogies, lots of quadruple bogies, because I don't

989
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: know if you'll be able to keep anything. I think

990
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,799
Speaker 1: in Augusta the pars equivalent to a birdie on a

991
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: regular round. I think a bogey is a birdie. Okay, maybe,

992
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: but but I've never seen another course where guys will

993
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: just put on the hole. They'll just hit it past

994
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: the hole, hit it past the hole, hit it past

995
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 1: hold like us Hazen or they were. They aim left

996
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: when the holes to the right, like I mean, they

997
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: aim the opposite direction, and it circles all the way around.

998
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 1: I just don't think we are giving it enough credit.

999
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: How giving any credit? You need to ask dot because

1000
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,760
Speaker 1: I want to know. You're gonna get him on speaker.

1001
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 1: Put him on speaker. You can talk to him. He's

1002
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 1: gonna actually call him, call him because no, he'll never answer,

1003
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: dang it. Why not? Because it's some bogus numbering text

1004
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: him say him call any right now from a bogus number.

1005
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: I mean I thought were about to go home, but

1006
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,959
Speaker 1: now we're getting Dot on the phone. It it'll be quick.

1007
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: He's got hasn't Greg played? He played TPC? Yeah? Hey,

1008
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: Island Green Dot? Okay, so we're doing the podcast. You've

1009
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: played the Masters before, right, No, Augusta it's the same

1010
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,760
Speaker 1: damn thing. Augusta National Golf Club is where the Masters

1011
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: posted every April. Okay, So Eddie was saying that you'd

1012
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,359
Speaker 1: be able to get a couple of pars. Were you

1013
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 1: able to get a par at Augusta? I had twelve pars? Oh,

1014
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 1: I mean you need to be playing on Sunday and

1015
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: red Shirt? Well, hey, listen, they the green. This was

1016
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 1: November when I played. Its actually a really pretty name,

1017
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 1: A part aiming corner which I didn't make any birdie's.

1018
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: I missed a birdie on a teen. I didn't fore

1019
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 1: put like Scheffler, but I uh, I didn't miss the

1020
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 1: birdie on eighteen. So know how good of you The

1021
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:08,439
Speaker 1: Greens are like they're ruling like twelve on the step

1022
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 1: meter during the Masters, and they were probably like a

1023
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: ten when I played. It's not that big of a difference. Yeah,

1024
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 1: like the rest not thrown out. I've played like the

1025
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 1: numbers tease but still freaking immaculate shape. I'm talking for

1026
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 1: them right now because they can't hear how many fairway

1027
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,280
Speaker 1: podcasting hear you? How many fair ways out of eighteen

1028
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 1: did you hit? Man, I had a few slices, so

1029
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: I probably hit non fairways. Okay, so you hit nine,

1030
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: and just so Eddie knows, I think Dodds just a

1031
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: hair better than Eddie. Eddie's very good to me, but

1032
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: I believe Dodd's even better than that dot. And I

1033
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 1: was saying that I could easily hit fair ways? How many?

1034
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 1: Since you hit nine, how many of the eight teen

1035
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 1: holes do you think I would hit a fair way

1036
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 1: after three white claws? Or yeah? You just like playing

1037
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 1: with me at the Munich? Now, then comparing that to Augusta?

1038
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 1: How much? Because I said it's easy to hit a

1039
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: fairway at Augusta and it's tough to put so how

1040
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: many fairways do you think I got hit? You hit

1041
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: four failies? Those are the real big ones. But wait,

1042
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: I want to know what his handicap? What's your handicap?

1043
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: Lunch wants to know he's way better than me. That's better.

1044
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: What are yeah? I mean, it's not even close. Eddie's

1045
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 1: a fifteen. All right. We just needed a little masters

1046
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 1: because we were about a good example. We were talking

1047
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: without any facts. Thank you, DoD. That's all we need.

1048
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,879
Speaker 1: Thank you, Dodd. Hey, promote your new song so people

1049
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 1: can go here, vader out now everywhere you streak your music,

1050
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: check it out? What do you say, new bartender? Right?

1051
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,320
Speaker 1: All right, you're gonna get a ton of downloads. We

1052
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,720
Speaker 1: got thousands that listen to this beam. He's a six.

1053
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: It's amazing. That means he's really good. All right, DoD

1054
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: gotta go What are you writing? Well, let's hear. Let's

1055
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 1: hear what they write? A bang or DoD gotta go later. Hey,

1056
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: you know what's funny is everybody held to my iPhones? Better,

1057
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: much better listen to guys. Give him a hook. He's

1058
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: my drinks too. He's cat where I don't want my drink,

1059
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 1: can't give need And he used to date the bartender.

1060
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 1: I had a song kind of like that, Yeah, the

1061
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: one I wrote with Daily. It's almost kind of like

1062
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 1: that where the girl that he's talking to is his

1063
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 1: ex wife. Did you see where Daily Smith the Masters

1064
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: hanging out with girls cool? Can he play it or no? No?

1065
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 1: I mean I don't think it gets invited. Doesn't think

1066
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: he gets invited because I don't. You never won the Masters,

1067
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,439
Speaker 1: now I never won the Masters, so I don't only

1068
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: won the PGA Championship, I think, which is like the minor.

1069
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 1: I mean that's one four majors. Of the four majors,

1070
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 1: it's the weakest. Why would there be a weak one?

1071
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: They're all equally, They're not what is more prestigious the

1072
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: Masters us open thank you or a British op. It's

1073
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: a lot better than PGA who won last year's p

1074
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 1: G A who Stayson who won last year's Masters. Exactly.

1075
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,919
Speaker 1: So listen, what we just learned from Dodd is what

1076
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 1: Terrell Hatton's crazy. Because Dodd got thirteen pars and hit

1077
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 1: nine fair It sounds like Dodd played better than Hatton

1078
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 1: as sure as hell play better than Tiger. Had to

1079
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 1: see how boy's learning lesson. I thought it was always

1080
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: called the Masters, so it's only the Masters when they

1081
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: get pros play. Can you imagine a time for the Masters? Okay?

1082
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: Can you tell me just nat and then the last

1083
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 1: five years who's won the PGA champion Ship. Yeah, Burger Nope. Oh,

1084
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: Dustin Johnson, Nope, Burgers the last five years. Let me talk.

1085
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: Let me think, no one knows about the pison No,

1086
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: Dustin Johnson, No, no one cares about the PGA champions

1087
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 1: It's the lowest of the three. How is DJ not?

1088
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: That makes no sense? Got it? Michaelson one last year?

1089
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 1: Justin Thomas, Justin Thomas. Yeah, I don't. I don't know.

1090
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 1: The difference. The Masters is more known. Yes, that's what

1091
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like this is the the Kremla Kreme, Oh

1092
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:46,919
Speaker 1: the manag. I'm just saying the PGA Championship is the

1093
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 1: weakest of the fourth. That's all right, we were to

1094
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: get out of all right. Hey, good luck to everybody today.

1095
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 1: Go Spurs, go, Go Spurs, going game? Whoa that was?

1096
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 1: Go Spurs? Who won those playing games last night? Go Spurs,

1097
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 1: Go Spurs, go who won the player? Spurs go? Kind

1098
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 1: of wait till it does. Then that's remember the road

1099
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: runner jumps away. You are yes Spurs, Yeah, you are yes.

1100
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: Spurs proved that it's Wednesday who won last night's playing games?

1101
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 1: Who play? It was a big win for the t

1102
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: Wols the Wolves. Yeah, truthday, we're recording this. Last week,

1103
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: all right, let's get out of here. My son came

1104
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: up to me. He's like, Dad, Dad, Dad, I mean,

1105
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 1: are we gonna watch the NBA playoffs? I said, the

1106
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 1: sun relaxed. We've got two months. Chill's pretty funny. Good response.

1107
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 1: It takes a long time. Just chill. They're gonna be

1108
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 1: playing for two months. You're a damn I can't believed.

1109
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 1: Is that good? That's ridiculous. I'd say he's about the

1110
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: same as Eddie, six big different guys. Do we not

1111
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: all lie a little bit when we're recording? Hey good?

1112
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 1: We are? We on all the same size when we're

1113
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 1: laying down. You don't know when I said that. It

1114
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 1: was two days ago on The Big Show.