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Speaker 1: time for your brand new second date update. And there
Speaker 1: aren't many things that can make a date go from
Speaker 1: great to horrible in a matter of seconds. Maybe a
Speaker 1: poorly worded compliment, an ex lover showing up a milkshake
Speaker 1: that's been laced with Fiagra. Wow, my mom would do
Speaker 1: that to me all the time, I'm knowing God. Well,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners had his date completely ruined by
Speaker 1: an extremely unfortunate experience, in fact, that almost cost him
Speaker 1: his life. You'll find out what happened in your second
Speaker 1: date update right now, Brooking Jewels Second date Update. Whenever
Speaker 1: you meet somebody online and you go out on a
Speaker 1: date with them, there's always a little part of you
Speaker 1: that has to fear for your life a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know, because you don't really know him that Well,
Speaker 1: why are you who dating? Because you're meeting people on
Speaker 1: the internet? Well, all right, exactly, okay, I'll give it
Speaker 1: to you on that one. Steve, who's on the phone
Speaker 1: today for a second eight update? Legit had to fear
Speaker 1: for his life on his first date. Though. It's a
Speaker 1: crazy story, and he'll tell us in just a second.
Speaker 1: What's up, Steve, How are you big guys? How's it going? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. Glad you're alive. To tell us the story,
Speaker 1: it sounds like yeah, and oh my gosh. Before we
Speaker 1: get into the craziness that you described in your email,
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about the girl you want
Speaker 1: to call today. What's her name? Her name is Cecilia, Cecilia,
Speaker 1: all right? And where did you meet Cecilia? I met
Speaker 1: her on tender all right? And was there any red
Speaker 1: flags from the beginning that things would get a little
Speaker 1: out of hand with her? I mean, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: The biggest thing was, like, you know, every once in
Speaker 1: a while you see somebody where you just like, there's
Speaker 1: no way this girl's be interested in me, But I'll
Speaker 1: try it anyway, And then you don't expect to get
Speaker 1: like a flight back totally, but get okay. So that
Speaker 1: either means she thought you were equally attractive, or it
Speaker 1: means that she's nuts and no one else will date her, right,
Speaker 1: you know, either one of those could apply. You never
Speaker 1: know how long had you guys talked before you actually
Speaker 1: went out. We didn't talk long before I took a
Speaker 1: chance to answer out because I'm like, this girl is
Speaker 1: not going to stay alone for very long. I've got
Speaker 1: to take a chance when I get it. Okay. My
Speaker 1: whole thinking is like, I'm not the best looking guy
Speaker 1: in the world, but I know my personality is good.
Speaker 1: If I can just meet them once, I usually can
Speaker 1: win them over. I feel you on that one. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm a I'm a slow burn. Yeah. Yeah, women,
Speaker 1: it will give you more of a chance based on
Speaker 1: things other than looks than guys. Yeah. That's a nice
Speaker 1: part about being a dude is you could be a troll.
Speaker 1: As long as you're kind of funny, you can get
Speaker 1: dates with very, very attractive women. Yeah, exactly. So what
Speaker 1: did you guys do when you went out? We went
Speaker 1: to an outdoor concert. That's a great first date. Oh
Speaker 1: it was awesome. She was just as hot as she
Speaker 1: was in her pictures. But she was also really sweet.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great. So she had a beautiful personality. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it was amazing. But we know how those
Speaker 1: outdoor concerts are. If you stand back far enough, you
Speaker 1: can hear the music. But then you can still talk
Speaker 1: to each other. Yeah, that's always nice because if you
Speaker 1: go to a concert or a up or something like that,
Speaker 1: a lot of times you can't even really talk. You
Speaker 1: can kind of hear what they're saying, and then you
Speaker 1: throw out an answer that you think is on topic,
Speaker 1: but really you both of you have no idea what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. Yeah, and the next thing you know,
Speaker 1: you're wearing a pirate shirt. Right. I just don't understand
Speaker 1: how you into an outdoor concert and you almost died. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the whole night was going really well. It was
Speaker 1: like he was really a tense but then it kind
Speaker 1: of became what I like to say, unexpected, because I
Speaker 1: was like, do you want to like get away from
Speaker 1: this and go for a walk and go to a
Speaker 1: bar or something like that, you know, because at this
Speaker 1: point things are going so well, like I got to
Speaker 1: try and get this girl, you know, as far away
Speaker 1: from other people as possible. Wait, hold on, I don't
Speaker 1: understand why you want to take her far away from people. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean at this point I was thinking about maybe
Speaker 1: trying to steal a kiss or something. Oh okay, you
Speaker 1: wanted to make out a little more privacy yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean it sounded like you were going to put her
Speaker 1: in the trunk of a car the way you described it,
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to make sure we were on
Speaker 1: the same page. No, that's a second day thing. And
Speaker 1: what happened next, So, like we walk away from the
Speaker 1: park and we start coming to this really dark area,
Speaker 1: like right if you get to the park, the sun
Speaker 1: going down a little bit, and there's like bridges and
Speaker 1: stuff there. So we start walking through there and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, this dude jumps out with a knife.
Speaker 1: With a knife. Oh yeah, he's got a knife. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. And you ran and left her there to
Speaker 1: deal with it. Well, here's the thing. I have done
Speaker 1: some self defense courses, so like I just sort of
Speaker 1: jumped into like protection mode and I jumped in front
Speaker 1: of Cecilia and I told her to get out of there,
Speaker 1: and she did. And then, like, I know this is
Speaker 1: gonna sound it's gonna be tough to believe that being
Speaker 1: this guy like we fought, but you battle the dude
Speaker 1: in the park with a knife. Yeah, what don't you
Speaker 1: think the better idea would be to run? Why are
Speaker 1: you fighting dudes's knife strain? I mean, look, if anything's
Speaker 1: gonna impress this girl, it's gonna be jumping in front
Speaker 1: of a guy with a knife. That's true. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: saved her life by being dude that jumped out of
Speaker 1: the bushes with a knife. I think that would score
Speaker 1: you a second date. And you can't be honestly still
Speaker 1: thinking about the date when a guy with a knife
Speaker 1: is in front of you. Yeah, so honestly, it was
Speaker 1: just kind of instinct. So what wait, what happened in
Speaker 1: the fight? He dropped a knife. I got cut a
Speaker 1: little bit, but not nothing, nothing more than superficial. But
Speaker 1: eventually I guess he just thought it wasn't worth it anymore,
Speaker 1: because I got the knife out of his hand, it
Speaker 1: fell and then he ran away. Okay, okay, okay. Did
Speaker 1: you meet up with her after that? Well? I turned around,
Speaker 1: obviously she was gone, and it had been a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes, so she was probably far down the road.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden she texted me and
Speaker 1: asked this I was okay, I said yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I said, well, hey, why don't we meet it like
Speaker 1: Starbucks in twenty minutes? So I went Starbucks, clean myself
Speaker 1: up a little bit, and she never showed up. I've
Speaker 1: been texting her ever since and not getting a reply
Speaker 1: at all, pretty much. I know, hold on, why do
Speaker 1: you want to call a girl they won't call you
Speaker 1: back after that incident? Like you always hear that those
Speaker 1: things bring people closer together. Yeah, my first thought is
Speaker 1: maybe she was just freaked out on life, really shaken
Speaker 1: up by and I don't know. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be like traumatizing her or anything by reminding her, but
Speaker 1: also like I want to make sure that she's all right,
Speaker 1: and honestly I want to go out again. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: could have just been a super scary thing for her,
Speaker 1: and like now she just doesn't want to call you
Speaker 1: back because she just has a bad memory associated with
Speaker 1: it or something. Yeah, right, I don't know, man. I
Speaker 1: think she's a woman that just left you in the
Speaker 1: woods with a guy with a knife and then say
Speaker 1: you a text to check on you to leave. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you did say you protect her, and it sounds like
Speaker 1: you did. It's just weird that she wouldn't at least
Speaker 1: answer anymore or your texts, like even just talk to
Speaker 1: you a little bit, And that's weird. Yeah, so she
Speaker 1: hasn't answered you at all since asking you if you're okay. No,
Speaker 1: And that's why I want to do this second date
Speaker 1: update thing. I want try and get her on the
Speaker 1: phone and see what's going on. Okay, cool, Well, then
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back and call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, awesome, thank you guys.
Speaker 1: All right, hang up brooking jubil in the morning. When
Speaker 1: you think of superheroes, you think of Superman. Yeah, Batman. Steve,
Speaker 1: that's right. If you missed the first part of today's
Speaker 1: second eight updates. Steve is on the phone with us
Speaker 1: and he wants to call a girl named Cecilia. They
Speaker 1: met on Tender. They went to an outdoor concert and
Speaker 1: as they were leaving the concert, some dude jumped out
Speaker 1: at them with a knife. Steve then told her to
Speaker 1: run and ended up fighting the guy off. But the
Speaker 1: problem is he never saw Cecilia again. Yeah. After that,
Speaker 1: she texted to see if he was okay. He said, yeah,
Speaker 1: and let's meet at a Starbucks. She never showed up
Speaker 1: to the Starbucks and now she won't answer any of
Speaker 1: us texts or phone calls, so we don't really know
Speaker 1: what's going on. And we're about to call it right
Speaker 1: now and see if we can get the answer. Steve,
Speaker 1: are you ready to go? Yeah? Man, I'm ready. Of course,
Speaker 1: You're always ready, Steve. I mean, have you thought like
Speaker 1: she did text you to check in to make sure
Speaker 1: that you're okay? Right? Yeah, maybe she didn't really enjoy
Speaker 1: the date prior to the knife fight. I mean, she
Speaker 1: seemed like she was. I mean, I think I'm pretty
Speaker 1: good at figuring that kind of stuff out, So it'd
Speaker 1: be a surprise if she wasn't enjoying her Okay, it'd
Speaker 1: be more surprising than the guy with the knife. Maybe
Speaker 1: not more surprising than that. I'll be bad if that's
Speaker 1: the best part of her date. She's like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was pretty boring. There was one exciting part, but I
Speaker 1: just I don't feel like calling him back. It's not
Speaker 1: gonna get any better than that. Yeah, all right, Well
Speaker 1: I'm gonna doll her phone number right now. Here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: all I was looking for Cecilia. This is Cecilia. Hey,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Hi, Hi Cecilia. How are you? I'm fine?
Speaker 1: How how are you? I'm not too bad? I don't
Speaker 1: really tire lately. Also a lot of heartburn lately. I
Speaker 1: don't understand why, Cecilia you have any heartburn problems or
Speaker 1: it's just me right now? Who is this again? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's
Speaker 1: a radio show. Okay, Can I help you? Well, I
Speaker 1: don't even know if you can help us, but you
Speaker 1: can help somebody who emailed us about you? Someone emailed
Speaker 1: you about me. Yes, we do a segment on our show.
Speaker 1: It's called the Second Date Update. And you went out
Speaker 1: to an outdoor concert with a dude named Steve a
Speaker 1: little while ago. Oh god, Steve, that's what this is about. Yep.
Speaker 1: Steve said that he really had a good time with you,
Speaker 1: and he told us about the date, even the part
Speaker 1: where you guys got ambushed by some crazy dude with
Speaker 1: a knife and then Steve ended up like fighting him off,
Speaker 1: and Steve's wondering why you won't text him or call
Speaker 1: him back? Is that really what Steve told you? Yep,
Speaker 1: that's what he told us. Does not sound right to you?
Speaker 1: I no, no, that's not That's not right at all.
Speaker 1: Wad are you saying that the knife fight didn't happen?
Speaker 1: Or I mean, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: that there's way more to the story than he apparently
Speaker 1: told you, and I would love to fill you in
Speaker 1: on what actually happened. Oh perfect, you know what he did.
Speaker 1: Normally we have to to convince you will tell us,
Speaker 1: but the floor is all yours. What happened. It sounds
Speaker 1: like he basically told you what happened. But when this
Speaker 1: guy jumped out, I was obviously scared of a dude
Speaker 1: with a knife in the woods, and I saw them fighting,
Speaker 1: so I ran away and I felt like I got
Speaker 1: far enough away to be safe, and then I started
Speaker 1: thinking about Steve and he was still there with that guy,
Speaker 1: so I was frantically texting him, trying to make sure
Speaker 1: that he was okay, and he wasn't responding to me.
Speaker 1: So I was just freaking out, trying to figure out
Speaker 1: what to do. Call the cops, like that's who I
Speaker 1: would call nine one one. I know, I didn't call
Speaker 1: the cops. I mean, everything was just happening so fast,
Speaker 1: and I was just panicking, so I didn't really like
Speaker 1: think about it in that moment. I just wanted Steve
Speaker 1: to text me back, and I waited and waited and waited,
Speaker 1: and when he didn't. I got really worried, so I
Speaker 1: went back because I wanted to make sure he wasn't
Speaker 1: just like lying on the ground stabbed with no one
Speaker 1: around him. And I walked that close to where it happened,
Speaker 1: and I see Steve and I see the guy with
Speaker 1: the knife, and they're just talking, chatting, yep, just chatting
Speaker 1: and smoking a cigarette. They were like laughing together. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Oh. Sometimes if you fight somebody, you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: are we cool? You know, you pull a knife on
Speaker 1: me out, We're still we're bros. Right, nice to meet you. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: not with a stranger. So I agree. It's weird. So
Speaker 1: you think that he set it up? Is that what
Speaker 1: you're accusing him up? I mean, I don't know if
Speaker 1: he set it up, but somebody was definitely off. There
Speaker 1: was just something not right about the whole situation. Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't be laughing with somebody who just
Speaker 1: tried to attack me with a knife. Yeah, no, that
Speaker 1: would make me angry, even if you were a good
Speaker 1: friend of mine. You're taking me with an if I'm
Speaker 1: probably not gonna talk anymore. Do you know what you do?
Speaker 1: Did you pop out of the woods? Were like Hey, surprise,
Speaker 1: I'm here too now, Like, no, no, I just kind
Speaker 1: of put two and two together and I got really
Speaker 1: mad and just realized that he was a bad guy
Speaker 1: and something was going on and I wasn't being told everything.
Speaker 1: So I just decided to put my hands up and
Speaker 1: walk away. I was like, I don't even want to
Speaker 1: deal with this anymore. That is awful to make someone
Speaker 1: feel that amount of fear. Yeah, I was completely terrified.
Speaker 1: And so when I walked away, you know, Steve finally
Speaker 1: texted me and was like, oh, hey, like, do you
Speaker 1: want to meet at Starbucks? And in my mind, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, no, no, of course I don't. Like I
Speaker 1: don't even know what just happened, so I just didn't respond. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is weird. I would love to figure out why
Speaker 1: he was sitting there talking and laughing with the dude
Speaker 1: who just try to stab him. Yeah, me too. Oh cool,
Speaker 1: let's do that then, because Steve is actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening to this phone call and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Wait what yeah, unless he hung up, Steve,
Speaker 1: are you still there? Oh my god? Um, yeah, I'm here, hey, Sephilia, Man,
Speaker 1: what was that? I don't I don't even know what
Speaker 1: to say here. It's okay, Um, here's the thing, it's
Speaker 1: I really really liked you, So I really did. I
Speaker 1: thought you were really sweet. Well are you going into
Speaker 1: explaining that you are? You? Okay, okay, okay. So while
Speaker 1: we were talking before we actually went on the day,
Speaker 1: she said that it's so great going out with someone
Speaker 1: who's not a muscle bound do bag like the guys
Speaker 1: that she's used to dating. You just seem like a
Speaker 1: really sweet guy. And so I'm thinking, all right, I've
Speaker 1: been here before, I've heard that kind of thing before,
Speaker 1: and what always happened is I end up being in
Speaker 1: the friend zone. You're an idiot, so well you could
Speaker 1: think that, but listen, I arranged for the guy to
Speaker 1: attack us with the knife. I knew no one was
Speaker 1: going to be I knew no one was going to
Speaker 1: get hurt. But here's the thing. I needed to show
Speaker 1: you that I could protect you. And if that happened
Speaker 1: in real life, I would absolutely do the same thing. Ye. Sure,
Speaker 1: it's a lot easier when it's one of your buddies
Speaker 1: holding a knife than just actually a random maniac d
Speaker 1: they're loving. But that is so messed up. Do you
Speaker 1: know what you made her feel. Don't you put her
Speaker 1: through you know how like I felt when I keep
Speaker 1: getting rejected by women the same Like your life is
Speaker 1: on the line because you don't know how to close
Speaker 1: a deal in a relationship. That's disgusting. I was literally
Speaker 1: telling you that I liked that you were sweet and
Speaker 1: not like these other guys. So if I don't like
Speaker 1: those other guys because they did stuff like that, why
Speaker 1: I like you doing. But you know what that means,
Speaker 1: any seak, That means that you're a sweet guy and
Speaker 1: I like you, and I'll never like like you speak.
Speaker 1: There's no such thing as women speak. It's all just
Speaker 1: the English language, so like that. Yes, they're so sa
Speaker 1: as women speaking. Why have I hurt that so many times?
Speaker 1: And it's become the friend? Are you seriously trying to
Speaker 1: blame the steak mugging on me like I said something
Speaker 1: and that you you're really gonna blame me? You know,
Speaker 1: not you individually, just women in general. Oh all women
Speaker 1: for you setting up your friend trying to step you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? You know what I mean? No,
Speaker 1: you are so lucky you're on the phone right now
Speaker 1: and not in real life. According to Steve you'd be
Speaker 1: able to protect himself against you. Oh. I mean, here's
Speaker 1: the thing, what are you supposed to do. If a
Speaker 1: girl thinks you're weak? You've got to stand up and
Speaker 1: show her that you're not. And you know, I couldn't
Speaker 1: depend that somebody would just accidentally mugg us. I never
Speaker 1: said you were a weak Steven episode you'd only dated
Speaker 1: muscle bound guys. What was I supposed to think? Maybe
Speaker 1: they didn't work out? What those guys I'm looking for
Speaker 1: something completely different. Yeah, and just because those guys have
Speaker 1: muscles doesn't mean they're weak. Like the strongest men I
Speaker 1: know are actually comfortable with who they are and don't
Speaker 1: have to prove anything. I'm comfortable with who I am.
Speaker 1: You're setting up muggings in the woods because you don't
Speaker 1: think that you're a strong enough man on your own.
Speaker 1: I do. I know I'm a strong enough man. I
Speaker 1: wanted to show her how strong I was. You're so confident, Steve, Like,
Speaker 1: have you done this with other women before, like set
Speaker 1: up fake muggings? No? But you know what, none of
Speaker 1: the other girls I've ever day. They kept throwing at
Speaker 1: my face that I'm not muscular enough for that. I
Speaker 1: was never saying anything like that. I was answer your
Speaker 1: questions about what my exes were like, not because women
Speaker 1: don't say what they really mean. They've always got stub tech.
Speaker 1: You were disgusting. Its lows my mind that you think
Speaker 1: that you have to do this kind of stuff to
Speaker 1: impress girls. To blow my mind, but you don't get
Speaker 1: that women want a strong guy. You don't get that
Speaker 1: women want Seriously, dude, stop with a man's winning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: man's leinn us. What women want? Is that what you
Speaker 1: want to tell us what we want? Cecilia. I think
Speaker 1: I know what women want, and women want another date
Speaker 1: with Steve? Would you with Steve on a second date?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. Maybe you could go on
Speaker 1: a date with that fake nice guys. So you have
Speaker 1: a lot to talk about. So what you're saying is
Speaker 1: you wouldn't want to go out with me again. What
Speaker 1: in the world makes you think that I would ever
Speaker 1: in my mind think about saying yes. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: being honest with you. Oh my god, he really doesn't
Speaker 1: get it, Cecilia. That's the most delusional thing anybody has
Speaker 1: ever said. Yeah, you don't know what a little delusional
Speaker 1: is a fact that women always say they want the nice,
Speaker 1: funny guy, and then they never go for him. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, they just don't go for you, Steve, because
Speaker 1: you're crazy. Even if it was fake, you didn't know
Speaker 1: what stake at the time. And I've never even got
Speaker 1: to thank you. Good point doesn't thank somebody for saving
Speaker 1: their life. Shut you know what, Steve, I think you're
Speaker 1: the one who dodged a bullet on this one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she is rude. Broken Jewel in the Morning pretty much
Speaker 1: all the text in at seven eighty five to nine
Speaker 1: two thinks Steve as a douchebag. Yes, broken jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning. Talking about today's second eight update if you
Speaker 1: missed it, Steve wanted to call this girl named Cecilia.
Speaker 1: They met on tender and they went to a concert
Speaker 1: and as they were leaving, they were confronted by a
Speaker 1: dude with a knife. Steve told her to run while
Speaker 1: he fought the guy off hero Afterwards, he was confused
Speaker 1: why she wasn't calling him back, so we called her
Speaker 1: and she told us that after she ran away, she
Speaker 1: came back to check on Steve and found him laughing,
Speaker 1: hanging out with the mugger, and she was extremely weirded
Speaker 1: out that the two guys were laughing together after the
Speaker 1: guy just came up to him and threatened her stab
Speaker 1: him and everything else. Yeah, Steve admitted that he staged
Speaker 1: a fake mugging with a friend to make himself look
Speaker 1: brave because he wanted to show Cecilia that he could
Speaker 1: protect her. I was totally shocked by that, and I
Speaker 1: believe how many people texted in before we found that
Speaker 1: out and we're like, he staged it. I'm like, how
Speaker 1: jaded are we that we think that this guy staged it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, they're right. People were texting
Speaker 1: in they both ways saying he staged it and then
Speaker 1: being like she staged it. They just wanted to rob
Speaker 1: him both ways. So no matter what, nobody believes anything anymore.
Speaker 1: Well maybe they shouldn't obviously, Yeah, for good reason. It's like, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: sure out she did not want to go out with
Speaker 1: Steve again after that, it's no second date. Remember, if
Speaker 1: you want to do a second date update, all you
Speaker 1: have to do is email the show and we will
Speaker 1: call the person who didn't call you back. Rookie