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<v Speaker 1>email from a woman named Michelle who wants to do

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update today. And Michelle must be calling

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<v Speaker 1>us from the nineteen nineties. Why because she met a

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<v Speaker 1>cute guy at a laundromat. Oh my god, did she

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<v Speaker 1>also send you an email from her aleel account? Probably?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me guess, Michelle, you both listened to your Walkman

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<v Speaker 1>together and then you bought matching track suits, took the

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<v Speaker 1>subway home, and watched Fresh Prince of bel Air on

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<v Speaker 1>tea Bubba. Oh, you were spying on us? Okay, great, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds like a cute story. So what's the name

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<v Speaker 1>of this guy that you met? His name is writer?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Man, already writer, that's for sure, data writer too?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I get it? You don't even have to know

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<v Speaker 1>about him, So tell us about how you met Rider. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we met at a laundry Matt. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very much like a mute cute because like

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<v Speaker 1>I needed quarters and the change machine wasn't working always, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got frustrated and this cute guy noticed and

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<v Speaker 1>asked if he could help, and he was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I have quarters if you have cash. So like I

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<v Speaker 1>really only brought a dollar, but I needed six quarters.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, So now you're four laundry Matt girl. Yeah, yep.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I have this dollar and he

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<v Speaker 1>smiled at me and he he gave me six quarters

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<v Speaker 1>and then he pointed at me and it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you owe me, you know what? I oh no, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, I hope you were like, do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a roll of quarters in your pocket? Right? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know about this. That is actually adorable, is it really?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You had the perfect about a quarter,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't he? It's too perfect? Is what it is? Brooke?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you here? Just let us enjoy life, Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's from doing this show too much,

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<v Speaker 1>but we've heard so many of these dating stories. I

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<v Speaker 1>immediately have PTSD about this. I feel like there must

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<v Speaker 1>be all serior motives with this. I don't. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm gonna screw this up, Michelle. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm gonna screw this up for you

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<v Speaker 1>and I if I talk with you, then he must

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<v Speaker 1>have some weird motive like he wanted to like get

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<v Speaker 1>immediating and like wash your panties for you in there

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that. Whatever he's up to, Michelle, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm saying, you deserve better, Michelle. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you deserve extra qures Jeffrey. No, I'm saying you deserve

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<v Speaker 1>to have a host who's not jaded like me, who's

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<v Speaker 1>actually open to real love and a real love story.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know what, I'm reclusing myself from this second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. I'm gonna leave the room. Brook. You know what, Brook,

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<v Speaker 1>you take over? No, okay, and he left the room.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's fine, that's fine. I am so into your

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<v Speaker 1>story right now. Wow, how did you guys go out

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<v Speaker 1>of a date? I don't care about Jeffrey's issues. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean like I did lay laundry and then Keith

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<v Speaker 1>comes over to me and he gives me his card

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, you know, when you're ready to repay me?

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<v Speaker 1>You can buy me a beer. Ok this guy setting

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<v Speaker 1>you up? Actually, so you I mean, like you actually

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<v Speaker 1>called him, because that's always a nervous point, like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, do I actually do it? Did you text him?

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<v Speaker 1>You call them back? Okay, listen, you guys keep interrupting

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<v Speaker 1>her story. I know Jeffrey is back. Okay, they're going

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<v Speaker 1>for a beer. Now, that's where we're at. Jeffrey. Oh really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a beer, dude, It's just a beer. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh man, you must have been traumatized because this was,

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<v Speaker 1>like I feel like, a very normal story, and okay,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, I'm sure it was very romantic. We're at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar now. Okay. So we're at the bar and

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<v Speaker 1>we have a really good time. Turns out that we

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<v Speaker 1>both really love movies, and so we talked to about

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<v Speaker 1>Parasite because that was like both of our favorite Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's so good, you have to see it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so good. So we talked a lot about that, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I mean he ends up spending the night at

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<v Speaker 1>my place. Okay, so we went from Parasite right back

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<v Speaker 1>to your place. You like movies, I like movies. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>sleep together. Parasite got you going isn't that like a

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<v Speaker 1>horror movie where people are sold together? I wouldn't call

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<v Speaker 1>it a horror movie, but it's very good. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to how did you guys get back to your place?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you invite him? Yeah? I did? Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it was it just feel right. It did feel right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know it? Yeah, Jeff is not at all. So

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<v Speaker 1>how was it? I mean, you don't have to give

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<v Speaker 1>us all the details, but yeah, yeah, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to go in a lot of details. But I had

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<v Speaker 1>a great time. The best two minutes of your life.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing. All right, Okay, maybe need to leave the

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<v Speaker 1>room again. No, sorry, keep going, Michelle, tell me more

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<v Speaker 1>about Are you glad that he didn't kill me or something?

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<v Speaker 1>Just be happy? That would be different from at least

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<v Speaker 1>all the other dates that we've heard, so I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>take him, that's okay, Yeah, he'd be talking to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Go now, that would be a cool second day. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but let's let's go back to this. Okay. So you

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<v Speaker 1>slept with him and then what um? Yeah, so then

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning I woke up and just like a

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<v Speaker 1>dumb rom com, he was gone. So did he tell

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<v Speaker 1>you beforehand? I mean he did hand you a business

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<v Speaker 1>card that he had work in the morning. No, it

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<v Speaker 1>really wasn't discussed. It was a big bummer. So it

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<v Speaker 1>was such a cute, like little meeting and like our

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<v Speaker 1>date was really nice and everything was really nice. How

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<v Speaker 1>to sort of worried. He's kind of like a player,

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<v Speaker 1>which is why I'm turning to you, guys. I need

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit help through that. I think Jeff agrees

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<v Speaker 1>with that statement. I mean, I don't tell. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you uote unquote wanted, and then I'm sure he'll, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>find you at the airport and go pass security, meet

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<v Speaker 1>you at the gate stop you're from boarding a plane,

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<v Speaker 1>play like a boombox outside of your window till you

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<v Speaker 1>fall in love. But I won't know until we call them.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's play a song. We'll come back and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date up. Dad. Okay, Michelle, okay, second updates.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, if you're just tuning in for the second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, I probably need to apologize, Yeah, because an

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<v Speaker 1>incident happened in the first part there where I got

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<v Speaker 1>so upset I had to leave the room. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's not because of anything our listener, Michelle did she

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<v Speaker 1>sounds lovely. Actually, yeah, she does. She met a guy

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<v Speaker 1>to laundromat when the change machine happened to be broken.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just that I've been so jaded by this show.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I've heard so many of these cheesy rom comie

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<v Speaker 1>love stories on the second dates, and I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>buy it anymore. Hope is important in life, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>especially whenever we call a guy, because we'll call them.

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<v Speaker 1>It turns out, Oh, they set up some a lab

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<v Speaker 1>at like shady scheme to trick women into thinking that

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<v Speaker 1>they've had this romantic chance encounter, and then they manipulate

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<v Speaker 1>their emotions to slide into their DMS and next thing

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he's spending the night not calling her back,

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<v Speaker 1>which surprised he did, yea, and his name is Rider, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so no surprise there. There are a lot of red

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<v Speaker 1>flags here, I understand, but I'm just pushing by them,

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<v Speaker 1>pushing by them, but looking at the positive. Manipulating women

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<v Speaker 1>just to sleep with them, that's what you're saying. It's

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<v Speaker 1>loud as the women are okay, being manipulation. Brook is

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<v Speaker 1>pro manipulation, am not. But anyway, I'm sorry Michelle for

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<v Speaker 1>getting so heated. I just I want good things to

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<v Speaker 1>happen for you. Thank you. I just know it's not

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<v Speaker 1>I genuinely want good things to happen for you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just worried because whenever we do whenever we do calls

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<v Speaker 1>like this, there's always some weird thing that the guy

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<v Speaker 1>has in his back pocket. It's like he's done this

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<v Speaker 1>twenty times over the last But here's the thing. She's

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<v Speaker 1>the one that invited this guy to her house. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't invite her. Over All you need is to work

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<v Speaker 1>one time for them to have one genuine connection and

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<v Speaker 1>find love. And that's where we're here for Jeff. Okay, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lot of pressure. We're just going for a

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<v Speaker 1>second date, so don't worry. So I am sorry, Michelle, Okay, no, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I am sorry that I triggered you in a very

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<v Speaker 1>specific way in the lad room. That way, Michelle, what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? Do you think he's not calling you back

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<v Speaker 1>just because he's a one and done type of dude

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<v Speaker 1>or what? I hope not, because I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>have pretty good instincts in that way, and this felt

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<v Speaker 1>so genuine. I'd have to re examine everything that I

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<v Speaker 1>that I already know about. Man. Do you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. Well, all I know is that you're rather

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<v Speaker 1>going to be calling a psychologist after this, or I'm

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<v Speaker 1>probably gonna have to go to one, depending on what

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<v Speaker 1>I should probably have it anyway. Yeah, I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>do need to talk to someone. Yeah, all right, but

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<v Speaker 1>let's knock this out first. I'm gonna dial Rider's phone number.

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<v Speaker 1>You ready, I am? Okay? Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Rider please? Yeah? This is him?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Rider, my name is Jeffrey from the radio show

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a

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<v Speaker 1>second to talk with us? Are you from what radio show? Here?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? I'm Brooke, I'm here too, and Jose's also here. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we are a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Okay, Yeah, I just gotta say, Writer,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a very masculine, manly voice. I just say,

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<v Speaker 1>did you freaking your meds this morning? Jeffrey. I'm just trying.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get to No Rider a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>because I have something very intimate to ask you, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to build good rapport. Would you say, though,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to leave No Writer, It's not that weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's something we do on our show all the time. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So what we're doing here is called a second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where if you go on a date with someone

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<v Speaker 1>and after we if they're not calling you back, you

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<v Speaker 1>can email our show and we'll call the person to

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<v Speaker 1>try and figure out why. So someone emailed us about you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh gosh, I know just even though, okay, sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you have a couple of options that came to mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember going on a date with a woman

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<v Speaker 1>named Michelle? Yeah, okay, okay. You met Michelle the laundromat

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<v Speaker 1>and that was cool, that was good. Michelle told us

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<v Speaker 1>about how it all played out. Wouldn't she tell you

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<v Speaker 1>all of it? Well, she told us what she knew

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<v Speaker 1>from her perspective. That you guys met when the laundry

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<v Speaker 1>change machine wasn't working. Fine, okay, it was fine. You

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<v Speaker 1>spotted her two extra quarters for her laundry and said

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<v Speaker 1>that she owed you a beer. So you guys went

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<v Speaker 1>out and got a beer. Yeah, very smooth. And so

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<v Speaker 1>now we're wondering why you're not calling Michelle back after

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<v Speaker 1>you guys spent the night together. Yeah, it was a

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<v Speaker 1>strange happening. What was strange about it, so I slept

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<v Speaker 1>over and then I don't know, it was around like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe one one thirty or so. I wake up and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just getting like hummeled. What do you mean like

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<v Speaker 1>she had a boyfriend that walked in or something. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>like she's like tossing elbows. What do you mean? She's

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<v Speaker 1>just like smashing me with her elbows? Okay, okay, well yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>while I'm sleeping, and then I wake up like two

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<v Speaker 1>or three times she just smashed me with her elbows,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was Eventually I was just like, ah, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing stuff? And then she just sat straight

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<v Speaker 1>up and she just like looks me straight in the

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<v Speaker 1>eyes and she just says, you get what you deserve.

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<v Speaker 1>What yea, she was awake. I thought she was just

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<v Speaker 1>like sleeping and doing this in her sleep. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I started like reacting vocally, and she just hits

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<v Speaker 1>me with you get what you deserve and then just

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<v Speaker 1>like relaxes and passes back out. Oh my god, why

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<v Speaker 1>would she say that? I don't know, man, I just

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<v Speaker 1>got out of there. Don't you want to like ask

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<v Speaker 1>her like why she did that to you? Not really

0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:11.040
<v Speaker 1>you're scared of her? Yeah, I don't know. If she's

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<v Speaker 1>got some issues going on or something, or if that's

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<v Speaker 1>just like what she's into and she just brings people

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<v Speaker 1>back and then beat them up. But oh, so you

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<v Speaker 1>think that she was hitting you on purpose? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I was wrong about this whole call. Maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>creep isn't right, or maybe the creeps Michelle, but there

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<v Speaker 1>was a creep for you, Jeffrey. Well, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>let's find out, because Rider, I need to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>that Michelle has actually been on the other line listening

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<v Speaker 1>and she heard everything that she said, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? She's no, she is, She's actually been on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line. Michelle, you there, Yeah, I'm here, and

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<v Speaker 1>you sounds so sweet. I mean, I don't remember any

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<v Speaker 1>of that. Like, I'm so sorry if I hurt you,

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<v Speaker 1>But also like why didn't you tell me that? Why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you wake me up? It sounds like he did,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean right over her eyes open when she said

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<v Speaker 1>that to you, Yeah, yeah, three times. It seems like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm awake, but I'm actually fully asleep. I have no

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<v Speaker 1>memory of this. That feels so crazy. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if that would hold up in a court of law.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know if that freaks me out

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<v Speaker 1>more that you don't know if you're awake or not.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, what else can you do in your sleep? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I have never hit anyone to my knowledge in my

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<v Speaker 1>sleep before, and I do not think I hope it

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<v Speaker 1>will never happen again. But like, also, you should have

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<v Speaker 1>texted me and been like, hey, remember when you hit

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<v Speaker 1>me in your sleep? And then I would have been like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you should have communicated. Yeah, Michelle, I can't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think we can victim blame on this. Why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you ask me why I beat you up? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean what I said, you get what you deserve? Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe there's something deeper here that you don't even know about, Michelle,

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<v Speaker 1>because you said you get what you deserve. I was

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<v Speaker 1>probably dreaming about an X or something, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. That's not making the situation better, Michelle. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>but I have wanted to of course. I mean, writer,

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<v Speaker 1>you you've got to believe her, right, she sounds so sincere.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels insane, like somebody telling me that I did this.

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<v Speaker 1>Like again, like I apologize, but also like, don't you

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<v Speaker 1>think you're growing this a little bit out of proportion?

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<v Speaker 1>Life come on, do you mean like rate in the eye.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it sound like you got a black eye

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<v Speaker 1>or anything? Right, writer, are you blind in that eye? Now? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't that bad, but it's still like, no, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure it was really scary, and I again, I am

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry. Do you forgive me? I mean, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure if I can like trust you if I sleep

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<v Speaker 1>over again or something. Maybe we're a helmet in bed yet.

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<v Speaker 1>But for real, writer, think about it, you guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you had to connection with her, right, like your

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<v Speaker 1>plan was to go on another date prior to the

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<v Speaker 1>elbow to the eyes. Well, I don't know about that,

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<v Speaker 1>but at least the cup again. Okay, all right, well

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<v Speaker 1>that's romantic. In that case, I would like to offer

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<v Speaker 1>you rider to go on another date with Michelle and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll pay for it. Okay, yes, what does that mean

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do it? I guess what are you having?

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<v Speaker 1>Like a day lunch? You know? And honestly, it feels

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<v Speaker 1>like you're bribing him to date me and that feels awful. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of the segment. I don't know. We always

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<v Speaker 1>offer to pay, it's not just this situation. Yeah, But

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<v Speaker 1>the way he said yes to that, just to get

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<v Speaker 1>like a free lunch is like, I don't know, that

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<v Speaker 1>feels bad. So you don't want to date now? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what you're saying, Michelle? It sort of seems like

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<v Speaker 1>he's kind of a whoosy. If you can't handle this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a big person, you know. I'm sorry I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't fight you when you were asleep. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I need too. Yeah, all right, well I'll take lunch

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<v Speaker 1>for two. That's awesome. No, no, that's that's not how

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<v Speaker 1>it works. Man. So I'm sorry, no second date for

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<v Speaker 1>either of you. But it sounds like, Michelle, you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want one anyway now, So yeah, no, it's okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed our time together. I'm sorry you're missing out on

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<v Speaker 1>more of me. All right, Well I have a good one,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. You see, this is how love should go.

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<v Speaker 1>Severe disappointment and just a teeny bit of physical assault.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Now it's back to there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,