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Speaker 1: favorite store. Second date update All right, we've got an
Speaker 1: email from a woman named Michelle who wants to do
Speaker 1: a second date update today. And Michelle must be calling
Speaker 1: us from the nineteen nineties. Why because she met a
Speaker 1: cute guy at a laundromat. Oh my god, did she
Speaker 1: also send you an email from her aleel account? Probably?
Speaker 1: Let me guess, Michelle, you both listened to your Walkman
Speaker 1: together and then you bought matching track suits, took the
Speaker 1: subway home, and watched Fresh Prince of bel Air on
Speaker 1: tea Bubba. Oh, you were spying on us? Okay, great, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds like a cute story. So what's the name
Speaker 1: of this guy that you met? His name is writer?
Speaker 1: Oh Man, already writer, that's for sure, data writer too?
Speaker 1: Did I get it? You don't even have to know
Speaker 1: about him, So tell us about how you met Rider. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we met at a laundry Matt. It was.
Speaker 1: It was very much like a mute cute because like
Speaker 1: I needed quarters and the change machine wasn't working always, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I got frustrated and this cute guy noticed and
Speaker 1: asked if he could help, and he was like, well,
Speaker 1: I have quarters if you have cash. So like I
Speaker 1: really only brought a dollar, but I needed six quarters.
Speaker 1: Oh man, So now you're four laundry Matt girl. Yeah, yep.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I have this dollar and he
Speaker 1: smiled at me and he he gave me six quarters
Speaker 1: and then he pointed at me and it was like,
Speaker 1: you owe me, you know what? I oh no, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I hope you were like, do you have
Speaker 1: a roll of quarters in your pocket? Right? I don't
Speaker 1: know about this. That is actually adorable, is it really?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You had the perfect about a quarter,
Speaker 1: isn't he? It's too perfect? Is what it is? Brooke?
Speaker 1: What do you here? Just let us enjoy life, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's from doing this show too much,
Speaker 1: but we've heard so many of these dating stories. I
Speaker 1: immediately have PTSD about this. I feel like there must
Speaker 1: be all serior motives with this. I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna screw this up, Michelle. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna screw this up for you
Speaker 1: and I if I talk with you, then he must
Speaker 1: have some weird motive like he wanted to like get
Speaker 1: immediating and like wash your panties for you in there
Speaker 1: or something like that. Whatever he's up to, Michelle, I'm
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm saying, you deserve better, Michelle. Okay,
Speaker 1: you deserve extra qures Jeffrey. No, I'm saying you deserve
Speaker 1: to have a host who's not jaded like me, who's
Speaker 1: actually open to real love and a real love story.
Speaker 1: So you know what, I'm reclusing myself from this second
Speaker 1: date update. I'm gonna leave the room. Brook. You know what, Brook,
Speaker 1: you take over? No, okay, and he left the room.
Speaker 1: But that's fine, that's fine. I am so into your
Speaker 1: story right now. Wow, how did you guys go out
Speaker 1: of a date? I don't care about Jeffrey's issues. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean like I did lay laundry and then Keith
Speaker 1: comes over to me and he gives me his card
Speaker 1: and he's like, you know, when you're ready to repay me?
Speaker 1: You can buy me a beer. Ok this guy setting
Speaker 1: you up? Actually, so you I mean, like you actually
Speaker 1: called him, because that's always a nervous point, like yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, do I actually do it? Did you text him?
Speaker 1: You call them back? Okay, listen, you guys keep interrupting
Speaker 1: her story. I know Jeffrey is back. Okay, they're going
Speaker 1: for a beer. Now, that's where we're at. Jeffrey. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just a beer, dude, It's just a beer. Like,
Speaker 1: oh man, you must have been traumatized because this was,
Speaker 1: like I feel like, a very normal story, and okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, I'm sure it was very romantic. We're at
Speaker 1: the bar now. Okay. So we're at the bar and
Speaker 1: we have a really good time. Turns out that we
Speaker 1: both really love movies, and so we talked to about
Speaker 1: Parasite because that was like both of our favorite Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so good, you have to see it. It's
Speaker 1: so good. So we talked a lot about that, and
Speaker 1: then I mean he ends up spending the night at
Speaker 1: my place. Okay, so we went from Parasite right back
Speaker 1: to your place. You like movies, I like movies. Let's
Speaker 1: sleep together. Parasite got you going isn't that like a
Speaker 1: horror movie where people are sold together? I wouldn't call
Speaker 1: it a horror movie, but it's very good. Okay, you
Speaker 1: have to how did you guys get back to your place?
Speaker 1: Did you invite him? Yeah? I did? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it was it just feel right. It did feel right,
Speaker 1: you know it? Yeah, Jeff is not at all. So
Speaker 1: how was it? I mean, you don't have to give
Speaker 1: us all the details, but yeah, yeah, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to go in a lot of details. But I had
Speaker 1: a great time. The best two minutes of your life.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing. All right, Okay, maybe need to leave the
Speaker 1: room again. No, sorry, keep going, Michelle, tell me more
Speaker 1: about Are you glad that he didn't kill me or something?
Speaker 1: Just be happy? That would be different from at least
Speaker 1: all the other dates that we've heard, so I wouldn't
Speaker 1: take him, that's okay, Yeah, he'd be talking to it.
Speaker 1: Go now, that would be a cool second day. Okay,
Speaker 1: but let's let's go back to this. Okay. So you
Speaker 1: slept with him and then what um? Yeah, so then
Speaker 1: in the morning I woke up and just like a
Speaker 1: dumb rom com, he was gone. So did he tell
Speaker 1: you beforehand? I mean he did hand you a business
Speaker 1: card that he had work in the morning. No, it
Speaker 1: really wasn't discussed. It was a big bummer. So it
Speaker 1: was such a cute, like little meeting and like our
Speaker 1: date was really nice and everything was really nice. How
Speaker 1: to sort of worried. He's kind of like a player,
Speaker 1: which is why I'm turning to you, guys. I need
Speaker 1: a little bit help through that. I think Jeff agrees
Speaker 1: with that statement. I mean, I don't tell. I mean
Speaker 1: you uote unquote wanted, and then I'm sure he'll, you know,
Speaker 1: find you at the airport and go pass security, meet
Speaker 1: you at the gate stop you're from boarding a plane,
Speaker 1: play like a boombox outside of your window till you
Speaker 1: fall in love. But I won't know until we call them.
Speaker 1: So let's play a song. We'll come back and we'll
Speaker 1: get your second date up. Dad. Okay, Michelle, okay, second updates.
Speaker 1: All right, if you're just tuning in for the second
Speaker 1: date update, I probably need to apologize, Yeah, because an
Speaker 1: incident happened in the first part there where I got
Speaker 1: so upset I had to leave the room. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's not because of anything our listener, Michelle did she
Speaker 1: sounds lovely. Actually, yeah, she does. She met a guy
Speaker 1: to laundromat when the change machine happened to be broken.
Speaker 1: It's just that I've been so jaded by this show.
Speaker 1: Like I've heard so many of these cheesy rom comie
Speaker 1: love stories on the second dates, and I just don't
Speaker 1: buy it anymore. Hope is important in life, you know,
Speaker 1: especially whenever we call a guy, because we'll call them.
Speaker 1: It turns out, Oh, they set up some a lab
Speaker 1: at like shady scheme to trick women into thinking that
Speaker 1: they've had this romantic chance encounter, and then they manipulate
Speaker 1: their emotions to slide into their DMS and next thing
Speaker 1: you know, he's spending the night not calling her back,
Speaker 1: which surprised he did, yea, and his name is Rider, Okay,
Speaker 1: so no surprise there. There are a lot of red
Speaker 1: flags here, I understand, but I'm just pushing by them,
Speaker 1: pushing by them, but looking at the positive. Manipulating women
Speaker 1: just to sleep with them, that's what you're saying. It's
Speaker 1: loud as the women are okay, being manipulation. Brook is
Speaker 1: pro manipulation, am not. But anyway, I'm sorry Michelle for
Speaker 1: getting so heated. I just I want good things to
Speaker 1: happen for you. Thank you. I just know it's not
Speaker 1: I genuinely want good things to happen for you. I'm
Speaker 1: just worried because whenever we do whenever we do calls
Speaker 1: like this, there's always some weird thing that the guy
Speaker 1: has in his back pocket. It's like he's done this
Speaker 1: twenty times over the last But here's the thing. She's
Speaker 1: the one that invited this guy to her house. He
Speaker 1: didn't invite her. Over All you need is to work
Speaker 1: one time for them to have one genuine connection and
Speaker 1: find love. And that's where we're here for Jeff. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of pressure. We're just going for a
Speaker 1: second date, so don't worry. So I am sorry, Michelle, Okay, no, No,
Speaker 1: I am sorry that I triggered you in a very
Speaker 1: specific way in the lad room. That way, Michelle, what
Speaker 1: I mean? Do you think he's not calling you back
Speaker 1: just because he's a one and done type of dude
Speaker 1: or what? I hope not, because I feel like I
Speaker 1: have pretty good instincts in that way, and this felt
Speaker 1: so genuine. I'd have to re examine everything that I
Speaker 1: that I already know about. Man. Do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Well, all I know is that you're rather
Speaker 1: going to be calling a psychologist after this, or I'm
Speaker 1: probably gonna have to go to one, depending on what
Speaker 1: I should probably have it anyway. Yeah, I guess I
Speaker 1: do need to talk to someone. Yeah, all right, but
Speaker 1: let's knock this out first. I'm gonna dial Rider's phone number.
Speaker 1: You ready, I am? Okay? Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Rider please? Yeah? This is him?
Speaker 1: Hey Rider, my name is Jeffrey from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a
Speaker 1: second to talk with us? Are you from what radio show? Here?
Speaker 1: Are you? I'm Brooke, I'm here too, and Jose's also here. Yes,
Speaker 1: we are a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Okay, Yeah, I just gotta say, Writer,
Speaker 1: you have a very masculine, manly voice. I just say,
Speaker 1: did you freaking your meds this morning? Jeffrey. I'm just trying.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get to No Rider a little bit
Speaker 1: because I have something very intimate to ask you, and
Speaker 1: I want to build good rapport. Would you say, though,
Speaker 1: I want to leave No Writer, It's not that weird.
Speaker 1: It's something we do on our show all the time. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So what we're doing here is called a second date update.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go on a date with someone
Speaker 1: and after we if they're not calling you back, you
Speaker 1: can email our show and we'll call the person to
Speaker 1: try and figure out why. So someone emailed us about you. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh gosh, I know just even though, okay, sounds like
Speaker 1: you have a couple of options that came to mind.
Speaker 1: Do you remember going on a date with a woman
Speaker 1: named Michelle? Yeah, okay, okay. You met Michelle the laundromat
Speaker 1: and that was cool, that was good. Michelle told us
Speaker 1: about how it all played out. Wouldn't she tell you
Speaker 1: all of it? Well, she told us what she knew
Speaker 1: from her perspective. That you guys met when the laundry
Speaker 1: change machine wasn't working. Fine, okay, it was fine. You
Speaker 1: spotted her two extra quarters for her laundry and said
Speaker 1: that she owed you a beer. So you guys went
Speaker 1: out and got a beer. Yeah, very smooth. And so
Speaker 1: now we're wondering why you're not calling Michelle back after
Speaker 1: you guys spent the night together. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: strange happening. What was strange about it, so I slept
Speaker 1: over and then I don't know, it was around like
Speaker 1: maybe one one thirty or so. I wake up and
Speaker 1: I'm just getting like hummeled. What do you mean like
Speaker 1: she had a boyfriend that walked in or something. No, No,
Speaker 1: like she's like tossing elbows. What do you mean? She's
Speaker 1: just like smashing me with her elbows? Okay, okay, well yeah,
Speaker 1: while I'm sleeping, and then I wake up like two
Speaker 1: or three times she just smashed me with her elbows,
Speaker 1: and I was Eventually I was just like, ah, what
Speaker 1: are you doing stuff? And then she just sat straight
Speaker 1: up and she just like looks me straight in the
Speaker 1: eyes and she just says, you get what you deserve.
Speaker 1: What yea, she was awake. I thought she was just
Speaker 1: like sleeping and doing this in her sleep. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then I started like reacting vocally, and she just hits
Speaker 1: me with you get what you deserve and then just
Speaker 1: like relaxes and passes back out. Oh my god, why
Speaker 1: would she say that? I don't know, man, I just
Speaker 1: got out of there. Don't you want to like ask
Speaker 1: her like why she did that to you? Not really
Speaker 1: you're scared of her? Yeah, I don't know. If she's
Speaker 1: got some issues going on or something, or if that's
Speaker 1: just like what she's into and she just brings people
Speaker 1: back and then beat them up. But oh, so you
Speaker 1: think that she was hitting you on purpose? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe I was wrong about this whole call. Maybe the
Speaker 1: creep isn't right, or maybe the creeps Michelle, but there
Speaker 1: was a creep for you, Jeffrey. Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: let's find out, because Rider, I need to tell you
Speaker 1: that Michelle has actually been on the other line listening
Speaker 1: and she heard everything that she said, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? She's no, she is, She's actually been on
Speaker 1: the other line. Michelle, you there, Yeah, I'm here, and
Speaker 1: you sounds so sweet. I mean, I don't remember any
Speaker 1: of that. Like, I'm so sorry if I hurt you,
Speaker 1: But also like why didn't you tell me that? Why
Speaker 1: didn't you wake me up? It sounds like he did,
Speaker 1: I mean right over her eyes open when she said
Speaker 1: that to you, Yeah, yeah, three times. It seems like
Speaker 1: I'm awake, but I'm actually fully asleep. I have no
Speaker 1: memory of this. That feels so crazy. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that would hold up in a court of law.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if that freaks me out
Speaker 1: more that you don't know if you're awake or not.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, what else can you do in your sleep? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have never hit anyone to my knowledge in my
Speaker 1: sleep before, and I do not think I hope it
Speaker 1: will never happen again. But like, also, you should have
Speaker 1: texted me and been like, hey, remember when you hit
Speaker 1: me in your sleep? And then I would have been like, no,
Speaker 1: maybe you should have communicated. Yeah, Michelle, I can't. I
Speaker 1: don't think we can victim blame on this. Why didn't
Speaker 1: you ask me why I beat you up? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean what I said, you get what you deserve? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe there's something deeper here that you don't even know about, Michelle,
Speaker 1: because you said you get what you deserve. I was
Speaker 1: probably dreaming about an X or something, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. That's not making the situation better, Michelle. No, No,
Speaker 1: but I have wanted to of course. I mean, writer,
Speaker 1: you you've got to believe her, right, she sounds so sincere.
Speaker 1: It feels insane, like somebody telling me that I did this.
Speaker 1: Like again, like I apologize, but also like, don't you
Speaker 1: think you're growing this a little bit out of proportion?
Speaker 1: Life come on, do you mean like rate in the eye.
Speaker 1: I mean it sound like you got a black eye
Speaker 1: or anything? Right, writer, are you blind in that eye? Now? No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't that bad, but it's still like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: sure it was really scary, and I again, I am
Speaker 1: so sorry. Do you forgive me? I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure if I can like trust you if I sleep
Speaker 1: over again or something. Maybe we're a helmet in bed yet.
Speaker 1: But for real, writer, think about it, you guys, I
Speaker 1: mean you had to connection with her, right, like your
Speaker 1: plan was to go on another date prior to the
Speaker 1: elbow to the eyes. Well, I don't know about that,
Speaker 1: but at least the cup again. Okay, all right, well
Speaker 1: that's romantic. In that case, I would like to offer
Speaker 1: you rider to go on another date with Michelle and
Speaker 1: we'll pay for it. Okay, yes, what does that mean
Speaker 1: you want to do it? I guess what are you having?
Speaker 1: Like a day lunch? You know? And honestly, it feels
Speaker 1: like you're bribing him to date me and that feels awful. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's kind of the segment. I don't know. We always
Speaker 1: offer to pay, it's not just this situation. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: the way he said yes to that, just to get
Speaker 1: like a free lunch is like, I don't know, that
Speaker 1: feels bad. So you don't want to date now? Is
Speaker 1: that what you're saying, Michelle? It sort of seems like
Speaker 1: he's kind of a whoosy. If you can't handle this,
Speaker 1: I'm not a big person, you know. I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: didn't fight you when you were asleep. I don't think
Speaker 1: I need too. Yeah, all right, well I'll take lunch
Speaker 1: for two. That's awesome. No, no, that's that's not how
Speaker 1: it works. Man. So I'm sorry, no second date for
Speaker 1: either of you. But it sounds like, Michelle, you didn't
Speaker 1: want one anyway now, So yeah, no, it's okay. I
Speaker 1: enjoyed our time together. I'm sorry you're missing out on
Speaker 1: more of me. All right, Well I have a good one,
Speaker 1: all right. You see, this is how love should go.
Speaker 1: Severe disappointment and just a teeny bit of physical assault.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Now it's back to there we go.
Speaker 1: I love it. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,