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Speaker 1: favorite store. Second date update All right, we've got an

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Speaker 1: a second date update today. And Michelle must be calling

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Speaker 1: us from the nineteen nineties. Why because she met a

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Speaker 1: cute guy at a laundromat. Oh my god, did she

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Speaker 1: also send you an email from her aleel account? Probably?

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Speaker 1: Let me guess, Michelle, you both listened to your Walkman

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Speaker 1: tea Bubba. Oh, you were spying on us? Okay, great, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that sounds like a cute story. So what's the name

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Speaker 1: of this guy that you met? His name is writer?

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Speaker 1: Oh Man, already writer, that's for sure, data writer too?

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Speaker 1: Did I get it? You don't even have to know

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Speaker 1: I mean we met at a laundry Matt. It was.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, So now you're four laundry Matt girl. Yeah, yep.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I have this dollar and he

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Speaker 1: you owe me, you know what? I oh no, oh

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You had the perfect about a quarter,

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Speaker 1: isn't he? It's too perfect? Is what it is? Brooke?

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Speaker 1: What do you here? Just let us enjoy life, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's from doing this show too much,

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna screw this up, Michelle. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: and I if I talk with you, then he must

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Speaker 1: have some weird motive like he wanted to like get

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Speaker 1: you deserve extra qures Jeffrey. No, I'm saying you deserve

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Speaker 1: So you know what, I'm reclusing myself from this second

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Speaker 1: you take over? No, okay, and he left the room.

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Speaker 1: But that's fine, that's fine. I am so into your

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Speaker 1: Hey Rider, my name is Jeffrey from the radio show

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a

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Speaker 1: But for real, writer, think about it, you guys, I

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Speaker 1: but at least the cup again. Okay, all right, well

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Speaker 1: all right. You see, this is how love should go.

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Speaker 1: Severe disappointment and just a teeny bit of physical assault.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,