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Speaker 1: four minutes after today's strawberry letter. But I'm next, nephew,

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Speaker 1: Tommy right here with today's prank phone call. What you got, nest?

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Speaker 1: Your son too fat? Tommy fat? They with me one

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Speaker 1: more time? Your son too fat? Here? Here? Here? Were

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Speaker 1: you overweight as a child, Jane? Oh, yeah, he's awight

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Speaker 1: as an adult. I can tell. I can tell he's

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Speaker 1: still bitter about it. I can't let it go. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Jeans just said husky onto that. Yes, I'm still bitter. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: run a cat, your son too fat? Hello? Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach Cathy. Please. Um, this is hi Cathy.

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Speaker 1: This is Curvy. I'm actually the the owner at the daycare,

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Speaker 1: Mine's daycare when your son comes. All right, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you're familiar with my wife, Anita. All right, how are

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Speaker 1: you doing today? Good? Oh, how's a little little divine?

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Speaker 1: How's he doing? He's good. He's laying down taking a nap. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you guys been coming here. I guess about a year now, right, yes,

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Speaker 1: since he was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give

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Speaker 1: you a call. I'm looking at some some information I

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Speaker 1: was I was divine doing at home? Is he Is

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Speaker 1: he eating properly at home? When you say eating, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean? I mean? Is he getting uh meals

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Speaker 1: every time he's supposed to get them while he's at home. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's doing pretty good. Okay, Now there's there's there's no

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Speaker 1: situation where you guys may be a shortage of food

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Speaker 1: or anything like that. Are you uh short as the food? No, sir,

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Speaker 1: my husband works real good. We don't have a problem

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Speaker 1: with him? Well, you know, we're looking at the records

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Speaker 1: and a little divines too. Have you looked at the

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Speaker 1: comparison of two year olds the majority of two year

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Speaker 1: olds and compare us and too? I guess I should

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Speaker 1: say size in comparison to the bond side. You mean

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Speaker 1: like in body way buddy size. Yeah, I mean he's

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Speaker 1: a little tall. You know, he wasn't a small chat

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Speaker 1: when he's borne. He was ten pounds. But no, he's

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Speaker 1: on the scale of right where he should be. He's

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Speaker 1: just a little, you know, taller because his daddy is tall.

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Speaker 1: But he's doing okay. So you're you don't think he's

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Speaker 1: anywhere in the in the ballpark of of of of

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Speaker 1: of obesity at two. You mean fat? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to be blunt, but but but miss Cathy,

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Speaker 1: you're I mean, I mean your sons. Let me just say,

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Speaker 1: on a Sunday, I'm relaxed and we're talking about you

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Speaker 1: think my son is a little overweight or what he's

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Speaker 1: what's the problem? Well, I mean I think he's fat,

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Speaker 1: you know, and and and the problem I'm I'm noticing

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Speaker 1: the records of everything that's wait wait, wait, wait, we

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Speaker 1: need to back up to you think he's sat I've

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Speaker 1: never spoken to you, Mr Kirby. Is that what she said?

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Speaker 1: My name is Kirby. Okay, so every morning that I

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Speaker 1: dropped him off for a year and I give my

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Speaker 1: daycare money. Ms Benita has never said anything about his

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Speaker 1: eating habits. So you're telling me that you think my

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Speaker 1: son is fat with him, you deal with him on

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Speaker 1: a daily basis. I don't deal with him on a

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Speaker 1: daily basis. What I'm looking at is records that are

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Speaker 1: showing me that he's eating way more than the rest

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Speaker 1: of anybody at the daycare. And not only that, he's

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Speaker 1: drinking probably a gallon of milk a day. In the

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Speaker 1: milk y'all only get snacks two times a day, and

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Speaker 1: he's there only for breakfast and lunch. And how in

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Speaker 1: the hell is he drinking a gallon of milk? And

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Speaker 1: if he is, but all I know is this. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm blown away by this because you're calling me on

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Speaker 1: a Sunday, calling my damn child fat. That's the problem.

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Speaker 1: And your wife has never said a damn thing. Never

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Speaker 1: has she said one thing to me in a year

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Speaker 1: when she collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said

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Speaker 1: my son is eating y'all at a house at home. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: you know my wife is a different person, and she

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Speaker 1: tries to be cords or what everyone. He's the one

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Speaker 1: who deals with me, Mr Kirby. I'll never met you,

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Speaker 1: never met you. It's mess on a Sunday. Reason why

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I

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Speaker 1: know tomorrow if you're gonna be trying to drop your

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Speaker 1: son off, I am gonna drop him off. I am. No, no, No,

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Speaker 1: here's what we can do here. Either you can keep

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Speaker 1: him at home. No, I'm not keeping him at home.

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Speaker 1: My husband works and I work. I'm dropping my damn

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Speaker 1: if we can't get him on the side, because obviously

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Speaker 1: you ain't the one that need to be talking to me,

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Speaker 1: because if you're not there every day and I did

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Speaker 1: with your wife, I'm telling you that your son is

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Speaker 1: I'll send him some extra, but what I paid my

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Speaker 1: money for is what you're gonna feed him for to

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Speaker 1: full meals and two snacks. And if he needs extra,

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Speaker 1: I'll put some in his bag. But he's drinking a

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Speaker 1: gallon of milk? Are you looking here? I don't care.

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Speaker 1: There's no way possible that he can drink it out

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Speaker 1: in the milk of day. Here's here's here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to have to stop bringing your

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Speaker 1: son now, and I'm not and I'm not. Here's my

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Speaker 1: second alternative. I will put him on a diet. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll give him an apple in the day. You ain't, no,

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Speaker 1: damn you ain't. Are you from the health food program?

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Speaker 1: I will? I will give him an apple and a

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Speaker 1: glass of water. In the morning and I'll give him

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Speaker 1: an apple and a glass of water in the evening,

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Speaker 1: and then you guys can feed him when he gets home.

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Speaker 1: You must be certified in the food program, especially if

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Speaker 1: you're sitting the pare telling me my damn son is

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Speaker 1: one on a diet and he's not drinking no water

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Speaker 1: and no apple. He needs a full snack. If the

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Speaker 1: other kids is having an apple and water, then that's

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Speaker 1: what you better be serving him. But if that ain't

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Speaker 1: the case in here, I'll know he better get the

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Speaker 1: full snack. So if that's graham crackers and apple juice,

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Speaker 1: well damn it, that's what my son better be getting.

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Speaker 1: And if he won't astra, he better get it. I'm listen.

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Speaker 1: All I'm trying to tell you is your son drink

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Speaker 1: too much. He drinks too much? Well, well, well you

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Speaker 1: need to back thet I know you did not cussing me.

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Speaker 1: I know you ready to cut to me. Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you what say. You ain't got to worry about it.

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Speaker 1: We don't have nothing else to talking about. My husband, me,

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Speaker 1: your wife, and everybody that working at damn daycare better

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Speaker 1: be there in the morning because that's six thirty. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna be there, and my son he's coming up week

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Speaker 1: and he gonna eat all week. If he walked two

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Speaker 1: gallons of milk, he gonna drink it. If he walked

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Speaker 1: two plates of food, he gonna get it. Because I

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Speaker 1: tell you what we say, damn good money to come

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Speaker 1: to that daycare. So you're gonna bring your child up there,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna have to put him on some swim fast. Now,

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Speaker 1: I will put your child on swim fairs, trying not

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Speaker 1: to give him suspected but wisk give him some slim fast,

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna get a slim fast swooping. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: whoop y'all. Then whoever gave it to him, whoever gave

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Speaker 1: it to him, they're gonna get a slim fast. Shopping

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Speaker 1: all the little kids, but have some slim fasts. If

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Speaker 1: if they eating steak with damn it, he better have

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Speaker 1: something to stink. He probably eat the whole damn cow

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Speaker 1: he eatn't care I pay for it, but he's been

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Speaker 1: like getting slim fast. I will shut it down about

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Speaker 1: my child. Okay, I got something else you need to

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Speaker 1: know about your son. What else do I need to know?

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Speaker 1: Besides you think my son is overweight? What the elf

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Speaker 1: can you tell me today? I need to tell you this.

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Speaker 1: I need to tell you that. This is nephew Tommy

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Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got

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Speaker 1: me to prank o call you? What did you just say?

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Speaker 1: What did you just say? This his nephew tom Me

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Speaker 1: from the Steve Elvery Morning Tell your girlfriend Lucretia got

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Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you. I'm gonna be said

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Speaker 1: to that she knows. I don't play about my nemp

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Speaker 1: son at all. That's my only son. I don't play

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Speaker 1: about him. I'm gonna be is she there? It's all

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Speaker 1: After this, it's just all. It is all. I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing I gotta ask you, baby, what is

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning. It's all. I

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Speaker 1: hope you can hear me wherever you at laughing. What

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Speaker 1: y'all think? I think? Fat gang, Fat gang of kids, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Go to Thomas Miles dot com. Go to Thomas Miles

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Speaker 1: dot com all the information of any Thomas Miles dot com.

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Speaker 1: All the information of anyone. That's Thomas mc dot com

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Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. The Strawberry Letters,

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Speaker 1: subject I left in the middle of the night. Huh