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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember texting four one oh six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a secret, you can tell us anything. Nobody will know

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Speaker 1: who you are, so you're safe to say whatever. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: who calls in to tell us a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: we give a fake anonymous nickname too. And I don't

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Speaker 1: have a celebrity reference or any kind of weird reference.

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Speaker 1: So we'll do the word word thing again. So I'll

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Speaker 1: say a word, Alex Fresh will say word eingih seven

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Speaker 1: will say a word, okay, and that will be the

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Speaker 1: name of the caller on the phone. So on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now is boingo bongo dingo? What going go?

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Speaker 1: Bongo dingo? All right, Hey, what's up? Boingo bongo dingo?

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Speaker 1: That's fun to say me. That's what that's what they

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Speaker 1: call me, all right, man, So you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. I do, I do, I do um. So

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Speaker 1: I was without a car a little while back, and

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Speaker 1: my buddy lent me their bicycle, okay, and I was

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Speaker 1: riding around. Yeah, I was riding around for a while

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Speaker 1: and I ended up being just like a few bucks

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Speaker 1: short for rent. I didn't know what to do, and

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Speaker 1: I had another friend who really needed a bike, and

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Speaker 1: I sold it to them. No, no, I just yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was kind of an impulsive thing, like I was

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Speaker 1: just really in need. And now my other buddy is

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Speaker 1: like asking for his bike back because you said it

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Speaker 1: was stolen, didn't you. Well, dude, actually I haven't returned

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Speaker 1: his call, so actually you cannot be one of those

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Speaker 1: type of friends. Yeah, that's funny, you know that. You know, karma, literally,

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Speaker 1: karma come back and get you. What if you just

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Speaker 1: go to like you could go get a bike, like

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Speaker 1: a cheap bike somewhere, Yeah, and then give it back

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Speaker 1: to like it, give him that bike, like this isn't

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Speaker 1: my bike. It's a long time, remember. Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 1: a you know, like a mountain bike, like a kid's

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Speaker 1: mountain bike. It's like a kid's like a little kid's

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Speaker 1: bike with a banana seat on the fasts. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's your biked, a little upgrade. You don't like it,

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Speaker 1: So you've just been dodging his phone calls? Yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 1: How long has he been trying to get a hold

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Speaker 1: of you? Um, like a month? A month? You've been

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Speaker 1: for a month, how much does a bike? How much

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Speaker 1: did you get from it? Yeah? How much did I

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Speaker 1: get for it? I got two hundred bucks from it

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Speaker 1: for it? Now, I cannot believe. That's hilarious. And you

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Speaker 1: got to pay rent, got him rent. It'll come back

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Speaker 1: on you, So you should. You should maybe go get

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Speaker 1: like a payday loan or something, pay it back because

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Speaker 1: karma it's gonna come get you. Oh we'll see. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So whenever something bad happens, you know, you just have to,

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Speaker 1: like you never think about it, but you have to

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Speaker 1: correlate it now, be like, well, you know, is it

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Speaker 1: because I stole and sold my friend's bike? Probably we

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Speaker 1: didn't really steal it, you know, like when you sell it,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of stillmore. I guess you're right. It'd be

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Speaker 1: cool if you could just do that. Though, I borrow

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Speaker 1: a friend's car and then trade it in for another car.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. This is yours? So is the person

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Speaker 1: you sold it to, your friend that you sold the

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Speaker 1: bike to from your other friend. They obviously don't know

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Speaker 1: each other, right or do they know each other? No? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so they're not gonna ready to Yeah, okay, so I

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Speaker 1: barely know. Oh you barely know the person who sold

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Speaker 1: it to. Yeah, okay, because that's what I was going

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Speaker 1: to ask you, Like, is that a better friend than

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Speaker 1: the one who's bike you sold? Another question? How unique

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Speaker 1: is the bike? Um? Not very okay? So do the

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Speaker 1: do the people though that? So your friend that you

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Speaker 1: took it from and then the person you sold it to,

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Speaker 1: do they live relatively close? Um? They live kind of close.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. So what if your friend sees this

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Speaker 1: person is like that looks like my bike, Like, yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: somebody stole it. I don't know. I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: answer phone calls because I felt bad. I was nervous

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Speaker 1: that actually, don't act lying, you know, because then he

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Speaker 1: still sold it an lied. So no, yeah, you'll just

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Speaker 1: there's not a good outcome in this. Or you could

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Speaker 1: just roll up to him on your bike, but just

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Speaker 1: pretend like there's a bike, you know, like air pedal,

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Speaker 1: there's here's your bike. It was handed over, just like

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Speaker 1: hold it in the air, but here you go. Here

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Speaker 1: you go, man, try and convince him that he's gone crazy. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for telling us your little secret. Thanks guys, what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret