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Speaker 1: ring on. I'm like yeah, so I slide it gets

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Speaker 1: over the first knuckle. It is nowhere near I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm nowhere nearer getting it over this second knuckle. She's

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Speaker 1: so she sends me a link the first thing to

426
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Speaker 1: some silicone wedding ring, like I need that number one.

427
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Speaker 1: I'm like, like, why do you want me to wear

428
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Speaker 1: a ring so bad? Like I'll wear when it fits again?

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Speaker 1: She was getting upset. My son was laughing at me.

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Speaker 1: He's like, Dad, why is she breaking your balls about

431
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Speaker 1: the wedding ring. I'm like, I don't know. So I

432
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Speaker 1: still can't get it on today, and I know the

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Speaker 1: first thing I'm gonna hear for her when she wakes

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Speaker 1: up is your ring still on the counter. Why aren't

435
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Speaker 1: you wearing it? She's She's really upset. He can't he

436
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Speaker 1: unless he chops his finger off or he shaves down

437
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Speaker 1: the whatever, he can't get it on. There's no But

438
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Speaker 1: why can't you just order the silicone one for now?

439
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Speaker 1: Can you guys settle down? Man? What's the big deal?

440
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Speaker 1: I mean, because we don't know how long your finger

441
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Speaker 1: is going to be swollen. Maybe, but by the time

442
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Speaker 1: the silicone one gets here, I'll wear the other one.

443
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Speaker 1: The thing is like, what reason? Like, I know I'm married,

444
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Speaker 1: give them. I don't need the wing to I don't

445
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Speaker 1: need the ring to remind you. Give give my brother

446
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Speaker 1: a break here. She needs the ring to remind other

447
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Speaker 1: people that you're O. Yeah, maybe she just thinks he's

448
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Speaker 1: so handsome that other people falling out of the sky.

449
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Speaker 1: There's nobody trying to pick this up. Oh that's not true.

450
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Speaker 1: But I made a suggestion. I said, just tie a

451
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Speaker 1: string around your ring finger do? I mean, just just

452
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Speaker 1: find some symbol of like they could represent the ring

453
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Speaker 1: until you're until you're not swollen. I'm saying, they have

454
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Speaker 1: those little rubber bands, you know, those clear rubber bands

455
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Speaker 1: that women use for their hair. They're tiny. That would work.

456
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Speaker 1: You put a scrunchy around your fingers. What's the purpose

457
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Speaker 1: to remind me? No, I think it's for the other Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's for the others. She's right. Gandhi's right, Okay, if

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Speaker 1: what do we just trust Froggy to say no? Right,

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Speaker 1: It'll tell you this, Gandhi, Gandhi, we've we've we've investigated

461
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Speaker 1: this on our show many times. Guys with wedding rings

462
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Speaker 1: get hit on more than guys without wedding I don't

463
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Speaker 1: trust Foggy to say no. So I think that's not

464
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Speaker 1: that's not love them, that's not cool. See, you just

465
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Speaker 1: did the same thing Elvis did. I was called me

466
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Speaker 1: a jackass, and you don't trust me because you love

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Speaker 1: me that you most so you know I don't know

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Speaker 1: about it. The accurate term is because we know you.

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Speaker 1: We say these things because we love you. I don't

470
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Speaker 1: like any of you. There's nothing better than what I

471
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Speaker 1: have coming along. I'm just gonna stick with what I

472
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Speaker 1: got it. Hey see, how sweet is that? That sounded

473
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Speaker 1: like a settlement exactly? That wasn't sweet. That was like

474
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Speaker 1: settling because nothing that is coming. That was a love

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Speaker 1: let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle all right, So

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Speaker 1: justin Timberlake did cancel his concert in New York City

503
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Speaker 1: last night. He said, Hey, guys, I'm really sorry to

504
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Speaker 1: announce I have to postpone it. My vocal cords are

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Speaker 1: severely bruised. Ah, he said, I'm gonna make it up

506
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Speaker 1: to you though. The new show will be on my

507
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Speaker 1: birthday and his birthdays January thirty one. So that's when

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Speaker 1: you're gonna get a little justin Timberlake, iiced t got

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Speaker 1: arrested for toll evasion, tried to cross the bridge without paying.

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Speaker 1: He was in a new sports car without a registration,

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Speaker 1: so they basically I think, pulled him over for both

512
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Speaker 1: things and he got arrested for it. But he says

513
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Speaker 1: he forgot his easy pass. Dude, I have forgotten my

514
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Speaker 1: easy pass a million times. I've done that so many times.

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Speaker 1: I think it was more because of the registration. All

516
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Speaker 1: is okay, though, everything will be fine. By the way,

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Speaker 1: Jessica Albert also got pulled over. She got pulled over

518
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Speaker 1: for driving her with her cell phone in her hand.

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Speaker 1: She got off with a warning because she's Jessica album Um.

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Speaker 1: I teased this a little bit yesterday. Disney is reportedly

521
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Speaker 1: and talks to reboot the Pirates of the Crubbean franchise.

522
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Speaker 1: They made so much money off of this with Johnny Depp,

523
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Speaker 1: it like, you know what, we need to reboot this

524
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Speaker 1: and bring it back. So it's gonna be with the

525
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Speaker 1: two guys who wrote Zombie Land and Dead the Deadpool movies.

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Speaker 1: No word on when whether or not any of the

527
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Speaker 1: originals will be back. But um, it's pretty cool and

528
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Speaker 1: I'll keep you posted on the details as they come along.

529
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Speaker 1: So there's a new pole and it talks about the

530
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Speaker 1: best horror villains since we've got a hollow. So you

531
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Speaker 1: said number seven was Chucky, The seven was Chucky the doll.

532
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Speaker 1: Number six is penny Wise, the clown from it. Number

533
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Speaker 1: five is leather Face from Chainsaw Masca, Texas, chains On Mexicar.

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Speaker 1: Hannibal Elector comes in at number four from Silence of

535
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Speaker 1: the Lambs, Jason from Friday. That thirteenth is third. Mike

536
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Speaker 1: Myers is number two's number one, Um, who's number one? Idea?

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Speaker 1: It's got long nails? Fred from a Nightmare scissor hand.

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Speaker 1: Literally just thought I found this very interesting. Yeah, let

539
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Speaker 1: me see his Edwards on here this guy. Um, I

540
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: was watching this really cool special about the origin of

541
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Speaker 1: Halloween yesterday and they said that when they were filming Halloween,

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Speaker 1: John Carpenter, who directed it, said that they needed a

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Speaker 1: cheap prop because they didn't have a big budget. So

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Speaker 1: he sent somebody down to the local store to basically

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Speaker 1: buy a cheap mask for the villain, Mike Myers. The

546
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Speaker 1: villain is actually a Captain Kirk Mask. Yes, you've heard

547
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Speaker 1: the rumor over the years. John Carpenter said, yes, it

548
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Speaker 1: is true. It was a cheap Captain Kirk Mask, and

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Speaker 1: that's how we got Mike Myers. I know. Pretty interesting, right.

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Speaker 1: You've got some Thursday night football with these Texans and

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Speaker 1: the Dolphins. Tonight You've got the premiere of heathers Over

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Speaker 1: on Paramount, so that will be fun. Grazes on Supernatural

553
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Speaker 1: How to Get Away with the Murder on as well.

554
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Speaker 1: Next hour, we're gonna talk about Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson.

555
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: Looks like Arianna is doing a little bit better than

556
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Speaker 1: he is with his breakup. Oh gosh, why are we

557
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,959
Speaker 1: talking about this? I feel awful forever. What do you mean?

558
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Speaker 1: You know you're the one talking about out there, so

559
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Speaker 1: I just got to give you an update. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: We love them both. Daniel says, this hurts me more

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Speaker 1: than it's gonna hurt you. But I have to tell

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Speaker 1: you about Pete david That's what I tell my kids

563
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Speaker 1: all the time. He's a neighbor. He's a neighbor here

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Speaker 1: in New York. Let's be nice to her. I'm not

565
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Speaker 1: being not okay, Okay, Steve Aoki and bt S they

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Speaker 1: have a song out today called Wasted on Me. That's

567
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Speaker 1: what it sounds like. So if you're a BTS fan,

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Speaker 1: and I know there are billions of you, and I'm

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Speaker 1: a st b Oky fan, sounds good? Right there you

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Speaker 1: have it? Uh straight, you've been so quiet today? What's

571
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Speaker 1: going on with you? You know? Just helping Greg Ta.

572
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: We were coming up with a bit because the bit

573
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Speaker 1: we had got a little derail there. So what happened

574
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Speaker 1: because you originally you're supposed to lock yourself in a

575
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Speaker 1: in a coffin for three hours, and what happened? So, um,

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Speaker 1: the wooden box that we were going to use coffin

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Speaker 1: coffin right, we had it in the back behind the

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Speaker 1: door there and it's been sitting there for I know,

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Speaker 1: several weeks. That's my box, right, Well where is it?

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Speaker 1: It's gone? Someone took my box and Scotty made it

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Speaker 1: quite clear to us that it was gonna never gonna

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Speaker 1: be moved. Put this on me, Scotty. Scotty, let me

583
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Speaker 1: be no offense. But if I have a coffin sitting

584
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Speaker 1: around the office and it should stay in the office,

585
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Speaker 1: No one should take Mark get it, but somebody put

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Speaker 1: it in the garbage area, so I guess eventually they said,

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Speaker 1: I guess this is garbage and they took it yesterday. Wait,

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Speaker 1: how do you throw away a coffin? Nobody answer right?

589
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Speaker 1: I mean, right now, there's a coffin on the way

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Speaker 1: to the dump. Do you have anything that'll stop my coffin?

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Speaker 1: That is correct. I'm sorry, that's a bad setup for

592
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Speaker 1: a really dumb joke. So you're saying my coffin is

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Speaker 1: gone forever, that's right. Yes. So I went back there

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Speaker 1: to go get it because I figured, like you thought,

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Speaker 1: who's taking this thing? And all of a sudden night

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Speaker 1: of look and it's gone. So we're like, well, what

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Speaker 1: do we do now? I mean, this is like what

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Speaker 1: do you do? Okay? So in other words, we have

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Speaker 1: no coffin, so we can't do that bit and Greg

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Speaker 1: t is dedicated. He comes running in. We got problems,

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Speaker 1: we got big problems, situation. What do you do? I

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Speaker 1: take it through my superior, I take it straight Nate hexactly.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard anyone called street Nate superior. You know,

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Speaker 1: I just kind of I just kind of woke up

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Speaker 1: a little bit and realized what we do for a living. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So when you go to work today or just school,

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Speaker 1: whatever you're doing, you know, you you go through the

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Speaker 1: same conversations you go through every day. Hey did you

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Speaker 1: get that file? Hey did you hear did you hear

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Speaker 1: from that other guy who's supposed to go by the

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Speaker 1: whatever our conversation is. Wait, someone took our coffin exactly

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Speaker 1: my ever moments. And we're not morticians, we're not we're

613
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Speaker 1: not in the funeral business. But we do have a

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Speaker 1: backup plan. We have a backup coffin. Not a backup coffin,

615
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Speaker 1: but a backup plan. Okay, so what are you gonna

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Speaker 1: do today now that we have no confin? Well, so

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Speaker 1: several days ago on your fifteen minute morning show podcast,

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Speaker 1: I had brought up to everybody that a new business

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Speaker 1: would have been to, you know, scratch people's backs, That

620
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Speaker 1: the art of scratching somebody's back is like, nobody's thinking

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Speaker 1: about this, And I told you there's no money in

622
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Speaker 1: back scratching. Well, I think today I'm gonna put it

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Speaker 1: to the test. So what I did was I quickly

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Speaker 1: made a sign so with all my prices, my sign

625
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Speaker 1: says back scratching. And then I have my prices listing.

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Speaker 1: It's just cash only, Okay. I don't have credit cards,

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Speaker 1: I don't have the Apple Slide thing. Okay, so um,

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Speaker 1: what's your price list? So my price list is you

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Speaker 1: get two dollars per minute that I scratched your back,

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Speaker 1: five dollars for three minutes, ten dollars for nine minutes,

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Speaker 1: and then I think this is the great price here

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I still have to go to the store.

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Speaker 1: can't like, I gotta play with my bananas, you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I like going to the store because

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Speaker 1: I always end up buying more. I get things I

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Speaker 1: really want. Maybe I try something new when I get

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Speaker 1: to go to the store. See, I get this. But

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Speaker 1: you have to understand when you have kids, it's so

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Speaker 1: much cheaper and you save so much more money when

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Speaker 1: you order it online and you don't have to bring

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Speaker 1: the kids with you. We can then they're not putting

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Speaker 1: a million things in your car. I'll tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: We have we have someone we're working with called Thrive

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Speaker 1: you look. It's great to peruse their pages and order

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Speaker 1: from them. But well, I just need a quick banana

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Speaker 1: or I need to like, I need a pot roast.

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Speaker 1: You know, I want to feel it. I want to

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Speaker 1: feel my roast. I want to put my meat in

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Speaker 1: my hand and toss it around. You want to rub

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Speaker 1: your meat before you buy it. Yeah, to the grocery

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Speaker 1: store to squeeze meat. You know, I understand the kids

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Speaker 1: thing in the convenience and I love it. But I

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Speaker 1: love just like being able to go in and like,

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Speaker 1: you ow my meat. Well, I I do, like I

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Speaker 1: do need to go every now and then to see

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Speaker 1: what new stuff they have. But then once I get

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Speaker 1: to know the stuff I really like, I kind of

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Speaker 1: just throw into my car the grocery store. It's like

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Speaker 1: my nemesis, what's that the grocery store? Because I plan

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Speaker 1: things and then I go in and my plans go

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Speaker 1: awry and I end up with like three bags of

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Speaker 1: spinach that sit in my fridge and just die and

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Speaker 1: I never used them. And I'm like, oh, look at me.

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Speaker 1: You need to plan. You do need to plan a

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Speaker 1: little better, all right. Anyway, Look, I was, I was

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Speaker 1: tripping around on Instagram yesterday and I'm noticing even though

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Speaker 1: it's always been there, and this this phenomenon has been

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Speaker 1: going on since uh Cribs on MTV and TV cribs,

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Speaker 1: all these rich people flaunting their wealth on Instagram. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and you own MTV cribs. Back in the day, they

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Speaker 1: would go to some you know, artists house and as

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Speaker 1: you arriving at the house. They have all the cars

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Speaker 1: lined up out front. There's a Lamb, there's a Mercedes,

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Speaker 1: and back then there was you know whatever, you know, Mercedes,

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Speaker 1: and then another Lamb boat and then you go inside

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Speaker 1: they show you all the expensive stuff in their house.

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Speaker 1: But now online you see people you know sitting on

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Speaker 1: the hood of a Bentley or they're out in front

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Speaker 1: of an airplane on a Bentley, you know, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what's going on. You can basically just step in front

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Speaker 1: of any airplane and say it's yours. You can you

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Speaker 1: can sit on anyone's Bentley and say it's yours. Is

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Speaker 1: what happens all the time and bow wow got busted

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Speaker 1: for that. Yes, that was my favorite. When he's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: who on my plane and someone's like, you're in coach

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Speaker 1: on Southwest Airlines. There is a Flaunt your Wealth challenge

723
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Speaker 1: on Instagram. Right now. You have to stage a fall

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Speaker 1: like out of your car or your helicopter. And when

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Speaker 1: you're on the ground outside your your your lambeau, you're

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Speaker 1: surrounded by luxury items on the ground with you. Oh

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Speaker 1: my goodness that you fall out of the car with

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Speaker 1: bags of luby shoes. Yeah, does it have to be

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Speaker 1: your stuff for Can you borrow this stuff? Well? You

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Speaker 1: know what, I bet you nine times out of ten

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Speaker 1: these people are just lying there full of crab. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I have friends I know specifically

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Speaker 1: lie for Instagram and it makes me laugh so hard.

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Speaker 1: Like one of them be like posted at the crib.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's not even your house. I know where

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Speaker 1: you live. Whose house did you break into for this? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: let's jan get up a little bit for us, the

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Speaker 1: regular people. How what do we do to lie for Instagram? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know I'll tell you right now. If I make

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Speaker 1: a meat loaf, ali set it up and put special

741
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Speaker 1: lighting on it, I'm lying for Instagram. It's not the same.

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Speaker 1: It's falling out of maserati. I mean, I deliberately only

743
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Speaker 1: post pictures where I think I look good. I don't

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Speaker 1: post pictures where I just rolled out of bed and

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Speaker 1: look like me. I'm never looking like I look right

746
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Speaker 1: now on Instagram. So we're all lying a little bit.

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Speaker 1: And that's why when I go on Instagram, I deliberately

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Speaker 1: look at people's tagged pictures because that's the only way

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Speaker 1: to see what they really look like. Right, Yeah, It's true.

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Speaker 1: Go in there. Speaking of lying on Instagram, I give

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Speaker 1: you web girl. So my friends and I we have

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Speaker 1: this thing that we're always passing back and forth to

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Speaker 1: each other, the photo that we post on Instagram, and

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Speaker 1: then what it actually looked like. Setting that photo of

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Speaker 1: a few months ago, I took this instant photo where

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Speaker 1: I'm in the bathtub drinking my wine and actually the

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Speaker 1: phone was duct taped to the wall to get the

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Speaker 1: right angle so I could do I could take the

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Speaker 1: photo when my husband wasn't home because I was so embarrassed,

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Speaker 1: you know. But I think you get You're allowed to

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Speaker 1: do all that if you show the before and after,

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Speaker 1: if you show the background. I think, how long does

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Speaker 1: it take you to get that good ficture? Sometimes it's

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Speaker 1: like fifty I mean like because you have to put

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Speaker 1: self time around. It was like forty five minutes, you

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Speaker 1: know what. I have the outtakes from that. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to post that on you really should, you really should,

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Speaker 1: But this is a way. Look, if you don't have,

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Speaker 1: you know, a golf stream jet to fall out of you, okay,

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Speaker 1: then duct tape of phone to the wall of your bathtub.

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Speaker 1: In the beginning of the movie Jamanji, one of the characters,

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Speaker 1: like the one that was really into herself. She's laying

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Speaker 1: in the bed and she's like fluffing her hair and

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Speaker 1: she's taking all these pictures and it takes like I

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Speaker 1: don't know how long, and then she writes woke up

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Speaker 1: like this. It's so obvious that it just you go like,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, we all do we all do that?

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Speaker 1: We just gotta text. I want my husband to do

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Speaker 1: the Flaunt your Wealth challenge on Instagram with his ninety

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Speaker 1: nine saturn. Yes, it would be great. So you fall

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Speaker 1: out of a ninety nine Saturn and you surround yourself

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Speaker 1: with like American cheese, you know, like a box of

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Speaker 1: Craft macaroni and cheese. Whatever. I've been wanting to do

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Speaker 1: to stage this Flaunt your Wealth challenge, you know, false

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Speaker 1: wealth of course, and I want I want to align

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Speaker 1: myself with a bank, go into the bank vault, set

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Speaker 1: up stacks of cash and kind of pretend I'm sleeping

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Speaker 1: on it like a bed. I've been willing to do this,

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Speaker 1: but I can't get a bank to let me know

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Speaker 1: because they're breaking do you know what I mean? Laws

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Speaker 1: they're breaking by I have an idea why don't you do?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you go to a bank and do a

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Speaker 1: photo shoot in their vault but make it a sperm bank. Well,

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Speaker 1: that could get me in what kind of pictures of

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Speaker 1: those I love? When it goes wrong for the celebrities

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Speaker 1: to like when posted all his cash and people were like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you want me child support money? Hey, Tracy, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing good? How are you doing well? All right?

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Speaker 1: So what's on your mind? So I when I pulled

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Speaker 1: pictures on Instagram, I suck it in until it hurt.

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Speaker 1: You suck it in, people do. And that's why when

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Speaker 1: people like okay, you can relate with its Tracy. When

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Speaker 1: when people are taking your picture, hurry up, hurry up

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Speaker 1: because you feel your stomach muscles, your stomach muscles are

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Speaker 1: getting tired. I hold my breath till I was, and

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Speaker 1: then your teeth get dry because you're tired of smiling.

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Speaker 1: Like Scary pushes his chin so far out. I feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm getting a workout and trying to suck it

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Speaker 1: in and then let it out and suck it in.

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Speaker 1: And well that's the thing. I agree. And on a

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Speaker 1: day we take a lot of pictures here, I go

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Speaker 1: home in my abs hurt. Yeah, Scary makes people get

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Speaker 1: up on a ladder to take his picture. Can you

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Speaker 1: take my picture? Scary wants the photographer to be an

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Speaker 1: outer space. Can you be like off the planet Earth?

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Speaker 1: So I can? I can look up? All right, Tracy?

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Speaker 1: Thank you have a great day to day. Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: welcome to thank you. So. Yeah, I want to own

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Speaker 1: a stage, a total reality picture. Will you fall out

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Speaker 1: of your uber uber well, not even that fall out

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Speaker 1: of your Let's say you're Chevy whatever and you're on

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Speaker 1: the ground surrounded by let's see, help me out if you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you were to fall out of my

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Speaker 1: stuff right now, it would be like plastic bags because

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of homeless at the moment um, like boot,

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Speaker 1: like chapstick, a comb from the hotel, from like travel

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Speaker 1: shampoo that I've stolen, all kinds of junk. Megan, I

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Speaker 1: have a granola bar. You happy, Megan? If you did

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Speaker 1: your wealth challenge, what would you have on the ground

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Speaker 1: around you, Megan, Well, I would tell a lot of

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Speaker 1: my Chevy cruise surrounded by cans of baby formula. That

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Speaker 1: is expensive. There's new traumagin stuff is crazy. I know

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Speaker 1: what stuff new Traumagan, that's a special formula if your

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Speaker 1: baby can't digest certain milks. Oh my god, to have

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Speaker 1: like or something. Let me start drinking one of those

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Speaker 1: every day. Yeah yeah, what would your Instagram challenge be?

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Speaker 1: Like you? So Megan would be falling out of her

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Speaker 1: Chevy Cruise surrounded by bottles of baby formula of the

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Speaker 1: that's thank you, Megan. Have a good day. Wait, daniel Hello, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: how are you good? How are you? We're doing well.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about the lies we tell on Instagram. Well,

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Speaker 1: I staged my wedding proposal on Instagram. So we were

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Speaker 1: It was a dark place, which I mean there's thousands

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Speaker 1: of lights everywhere, people everywhere, and we happened to be

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Speaker 1: in the darkest place nobody around. And he proposed to me,

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Speaker 1: but I made him go and take a picture somewhere

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Speaker 1: else where. It was like lights and beautiful on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: It's like, honey, it's not that I don't love you,

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Speaker 1: and I'm so happy you asked me to marry you,

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Speaker 1: but can we take pictures of you asked me to

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Speaker 1: marry some place else? Some place that you didn't have

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Speaker 1: enough imagination to come up with. And I have a

854
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Speaker 1: really big question. What's that? So I'm a teacher and

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Speaker 1: I have my first project on donors shoes, and I

856
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Speaker 1: really need some help getting the rest of it funded. Okay,

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Speaker 1: tell me where where do you teach? Um? I teach

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Speaker 1: in Newcastle, Delaware at Eisenberg Elementary School and it's just

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Speaker 1: a low income area. So I'm really trying to get

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Speaker 1: my first projects funded for my kids. What's the project? Um,

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Speaker 1: it's for reading seats. Um. Having students be able to

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Speaker 1: read around the room. Um. There not in the area

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Speaker 1: where they can go home and get their homework done

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Speaker 1: or go home and read with somebody. So I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to encourage them for reading more to help them succeed

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Speaker 1: in school and not drop out. Okay, so sole like

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Speaker 1: flexible reading seating. Yeah, we're online trying to find your

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Speaker 1: You're on her school. I tweet you guys all the time.

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Speaker 1: We have keep in mind we have a lot of

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Speaker 1: wish I had money to fund everyone? But hold on,

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Speaker 1: what's your what school? Eisenberg E I S E. M

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Speaker 1: B E R. J like from breaking bad. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: all right. So, as you know, donors choose dot org.

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Speaker 1: Teachers just like Danielle will go online and say I

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Speaker 1: need funding for this because you know they we don't

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Speaker 1: have the budget to do this. Okay, flexible reading seating.

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Speaker 1: My students need flex civil seating throughout the classroom. Promoting

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Speaker 1: reading in our school is very important. I feel that

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Speaker 1: with more flexible seating options throughout the room, students will

881
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Speaker 1: be able to enjoy reading more. So this is great.

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Speaker 1: I love this flex And how much do you need? Um,

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Speaker 1: I have like three hundred left right you need Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll finish it up for you right now. Oh, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. They're gonna be so excited. I told

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Speaker 1: them at the beginning of the year that I was

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Speaker 1: them seats. Now you're gonna get them as of today.

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Speaker 1: And then they lay on the floor. So they're going

890
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Speaker 1: to be so excited. Thank you. And how this works,

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Speaker 1: by the way, donors choose dot org, they don't just

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Speaker 1: I love that. So your total was five hundred and

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Speaker 1: sixty dollars. You still have three. We're gonna we're gonna

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Speaker 1: figure it out and finish it right now. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much, you guys. You're awesome, Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I love you, guys. Is your last name French? Are

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Speaker 1: on one second? Can you take that to Andrew? All right?

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Speaker 1: Donors choose dot org go on today. This is the

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907
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Speaker 1: They need our help. So many of these teachers use

909
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Speaker 1: their own money because they don't have the money and

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Speaker 1: they want to give the kids what they need. Why not,

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Speaker 1: because you know teachers, you know they're overpaid, as you

912
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Speaker 1: know they are. They're not even doing good work, so

913
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Speaker 1: they're all away grossly overpaid. So you know, we love

914
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Speaker 1: to do it. I love that phone call. Thank you

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Speaker 1: Danielle for that. All right, let's get into your headlines, Gandhi.

918
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Speaker 1: All right, we do you have the story about what

919
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927
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932
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933
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Speaker 1: what's going on with that. So we got nervous with

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935
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Speaker 1: Well that's the point. Yeah, all right, let's keep going alright.

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Speaker 1: A federal judge is stopping the Trump administration's attempt to

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942
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943
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Speaker 1: me speak with Ben? Please? Uh Ben is not here

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Is this? This is Alana from the office. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're actually going to an office um Halloween party together.

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Speaker 1: and they're like pairing us off. So Ben and I

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Speaker 1: are going as Hugh Hefner and a playboy bunny. Your

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Speaker 1: then why do you pick Hugh Hefner and a playboy bunny.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's a little skanky, and he's inappropriate for

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Speaker 1: That's why. And I want to wear a costume that

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Speaker 1: I feel good and look good in. I'm sorry, that's

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Speaker 1: that you're making such a big deal, Aaron, Ben is pissed.

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Speaker 1: I'm pissed. I'm how are you you're called. No, you

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Speaker 1: and say you're going as a playboy bunny with him

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Speaker 1: Excuse me off the skank. Okay, you know what, Tell

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Speaker 1: so we're gonna conference her in. This was not your idea,

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Speaker 1: This is an office policy thing. Okay, Okay, here we go. So, um,

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Speaker 1: I just talked to Elena. Yeah, yeah, no, don't be idiot.

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00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 1: I just talked to Elena, who called my house, yelled

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00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: at me and said that you are going with her

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00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 1: to some office party. As you has to hear in

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00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: a playboy bunny. Oh, I'm sorry, sorry, open she a

1055
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 1: little message for you, and her little outfit is too tight? Okay,

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Speaker 1: okay are you laughing? Are you laughing? Come on, come on,

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Speaker 1: come on, you're freaking Why would you not tell me

1058
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: about this? I'm sorry. This sounds like I've never heard

1059
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: of some office party. Will you bring a coworker? You

1060
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: pick a name for the hat, Give me a break.

1061
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: You know what I want you to do that You

1062
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: gotta calm down, You gotta calm down. This is no

1063
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 1: Do not sell me to calm down. Do not tell

1064
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: me to calm down. Not saying she doesn't even look

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00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: that good in the costume. Oh you know, are so

1066
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: full of you know, we look down the street and

1067
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: one guy even looks at me, and you give me hell?

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Speaker 1: This girl calm in my house, and I'll tell you

1069
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 1: one thing. She was a bitch, She got on the phone,

1070
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: she was acting a cute Oh where's then? Oh we're

1071
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: happened to party? This is some book. I mean, you're

1072
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: not gonna tell me that our own party were going through?

1073
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: What do you who cares? Yeah, our own party where

1074
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: you thought it would be teased to be Shrek and Fiona.

1075
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: I saw the costume, I look like, oh grel it

1076
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Speaker 1: comes with green makeup, because that's the costume. The costume

1077
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Speaker 1: isn't over of course, you go right. You don't want

1078
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: to see me as a playboy bunny. I'm sorry, but

1079
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: I have a banging body. You're gonna put me in

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Speaker 1: some stupid corseted things. I will not go with you,

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00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: Fiona to a party the next saturday. Are you an idiot?

1082
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,439
Speaker 1: You don't? You can bring one of your boys, dress

1083
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: him up a little Eddie Murphy donkey and take him

1084
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 1: all right, because I'm not going with you as I

1085
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: no longer as Fiona. What you look cute in the

1086
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: ogre costumes? Yeah, it's look cute a little bunny costume.

1087
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, but that's already taken with your other state.

1088
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: It's it's I'm not saying you wouldn't look good as

1089
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: a bunny, but I'm already going to another party with

1090
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 1: Elena as a bunny and helfo. We can't do the

1091
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 1: same costume. Come on, you know we give you the

1092
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: same costume. I say, it wouldn't been the same costume

1093
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: as her. How much you going with her? You know what? Tonight, tonight, tonight,

1094
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: pack you back and say out of the house. Because

1095
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: if I'm not cute enough to be a little playboy

1096
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Speaker 1: bunny have to be to Shrek overre Go and to

1097
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Speaker 1: stay with Plato. Okay, maybe she can take care of

1098
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Speaker 1: all of you. It's not like we're going on a date.

1099
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Speaker 1: It's an office thing. It's like we're going to work. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's an office party. And why do you have to

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Speaker 1: take Hugh Hessner and a playboy bunny? We had to

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Speaker 1: be a couple, and that's that's an't aren't a bunny

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Speaker 1: and Hugh Hefner? Why not? The mother say, why don't

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Speaker 1: you be? Do Clinton and Hillary? They're a famous couple.

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Speaker 1: Couple just seems like a good idea. Seem like it

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Speaker 1: just seemed like a good idea. Yeah, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I think it's seemed with a good idea Because you

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00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: think she's cute. I think it's a little suspicious that

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00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: you pick the cute little model. Why don't you pick Samantha.

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Speaker 1: I met Samantha. You can know Samantha A hundred pounds, funny,

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Speaker 1: a little bunny suit. Okay, we've not have been a

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Speaker 1: good choice for you and Samantha like you. They're a

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Speaker 1: this is Danielle Narrow from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: morning shows, free money phone. Let's go talk to Laurie.

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Speaker 1: That's not Marie. Here's Laurie. Hi Laurie. Wow, you're such

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Speaker 1: a firecracker. You're so sassy. I love you. I love

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Speaker 1: you guys. Can I just tell you I listened to

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Speaker 1: you every day. You make my day and day. Now

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Speaker 1: you're giving us a big old ego. Hey, so you're

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Speaker 1: coming from South Carolina. How are you doing. How's everything

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Speaker 1: in your area going today? Everything's great. Um. I got

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Speaker 1: up this morning, I taught my kickboxing class already and

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Speaker 1: I'm raring to go. Good for you. That. Hey, well, Laurie,

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Speaker 1: now that you're all stretched out you've done your kick

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Speaker 1: balking class, I'm gonna give you one thousand dollars. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. I love you, guys, thank you. We just

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Speaker 1: bribed you to love us Bucks. If I got a

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Speaker 1: thousand bucks right now, that'd be amazing, freak out thousand

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Speaker 1: bucks just out of nowhere. Hey, look, and this is

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Speaker 1: because you listen to us every day and you're loyal.

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Speaker 1: We appreciate you listening to us, Lorie, and have a

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Speaker 1: getting a thousand dollars to spend anyway you want to say. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: by the way, since you are from South Carolina, are

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Speaker 1: you the one that won the one point six billion dollars? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wished from playing anything. Ever, Yeah, they don't you know, uh, Laurie,

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Speaker 1: there is a chance we'll never find out who that is.

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Speaker 1: Because of your state rules. They don't have to they

1183
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Speaker 1: don't have to say, hey, it's me. You know, it

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Speaker 1: could be your neighbor. That is absolutely correct. In my

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Speaker 1: husband I had already decided that if we did when

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Speaker 1: we were going to hire an attorney. Yeah, yeah, one

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Speaker 1: of the first things to hire an attorney and then

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Speaker 1: go buy a nice car. Yeah it's not me alright, Alright, Well, Laurie,

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Speaker 1: you one a thousand dollars. So here he comes, and

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Speaker 1: thank you for listening to us every morning. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much, Love you more. Hold on one second? All right?

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Speaker 1: Another one tho dollar? Gravity or gravity blankets? Phone tap

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Speaker 1: coming up tomorrow morning. Scary here he's got the loudest

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Speaker 1: things in the room. What are you telling? Sorry, Well,

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Speaker 1: you guys were all eating Indian and I got hungry,

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Speaker 1: so we started. We ordered our own breakfast from a

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Speaker 1: different place. Okay, did you hear how he said that.

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Speaker 1: He's like, so, while you're off eating your Indian food,

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Speaker 1: we decided to order as if you didn't offer him

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Speaker 1: any Well, this is an experiment, so I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: nervous a new diner. This amilias Alians is great, Amilia,

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Speaker 1: So uh, I gotta be honest. I don't hate me

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Speaker 1: for saying this, but I'm not. I've never been like

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Speaker 1: a huge modern family freak. You exactly. Look a few

1205
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 1: times I've watched I enjoyed. I just don't have real

1206
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Speaker 1: estate in my brain to add another show. And I

1207
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Speaker 1: know it's a huge show. It wins awards and I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying it's a bad show or if you watch

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Speaker 1: it it's bad, you're bad. But last night they had

1210
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Speaker 1: a death on the show. Hold on, don't turn us

1211
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Speaker 1: off yet. We'll give you the spoiler alert coming up

1212
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Speaker 1: when daniel officially does it in her report. But I'm

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Speaker 1: hearing today people were kind of piste off. And it's

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Speaker 1: funny because people are piste off because they thought it

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Speaker 1: was going to be something more major than it was.

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Speaker 1: You and then some people are piste off just because

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Speaker 1: they liked the character. But here's my thinking. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: a pet. But my thinking is maybe this was the

1219
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Speaker 1: teaser because we're not finished with the season yet, so

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Speaker 1: maybe there's gonna be something else that happens that's major.

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Speaker 1: All right, you know, but you don't know that, You're

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Speaker 1: just I was surprised at how early in the show

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Speaker 1: they gave it away like it was right and very

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Speaker 1: very openly they said who it was. I thought it

1225
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Speaker 1: would drag it out during the whole show. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: we'll get into that in a moment. And believe me,

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Speaker 1: if you didn't watch it yet, Modern Family from last night,

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Speaker 1: there was a death. You knew it was coming. Danielle

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Speaker 1: will give you time to turn the radio down for

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Speaker 1: like a second and then turn it back up. Hey,

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Speaker 1: greg t Albert, Yes, that's me. Yes, I'm listening now. Earlier,

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Speaker 1: in case over audience numbers missed it, I was saying

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Speaker 1: on our podcast that I believe back scratching is an

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Speaker 1: art form that is, you know, forgotten about. So you

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Speaker 1: guys said, but by the way, I forgot about backstratching.

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Speaker 1: I love you, man, but no one has forgotten about

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Speaker 1: back scratching. All right, what do either? But you guys

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Speaker 1: have put it. I have put it through the test.

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Speaker 1: I made myself a sign it says back scratching, and

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Speaker 1: then I was up for prices. So I have that

1241
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Speaker 1: and I'm sitting downstairs in the coffee shop and I'm just,

1242
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Speaker 1: you know, exposing the sign so that everybody's just started.

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Speaker 1: This young lady Breed came up to me and she's like,

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Speaker 1: is it for real? And I said absolutely, And you

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Speaker 1: know she told me, she said, my boyfriend never scratches

1246
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Speaker 1: my back. So I'm sitting here, I'd love for you

1247
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Speaker 1: to talk to breath for one second. You're doing that

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Speaker 1: thing where you just put people on without talking about it. Hey,

1249
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Speaker 1: but Gregory, okay, we need to we need to set

1250
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Speaker 1: this up. You have a sign it says how much

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Speaker 1: for how much per minute for back scratching? Okay, so

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Speaker 1: it's two dollars per minute? Okay, five five dollars for

1253
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: three minutes. Okay, how much does she want? Oh so

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01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 1: she really wanted to go for four minutes. So we're

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01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 1: playing two dollars per minute on the four minutes. Okay,

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01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 1: that's eight dollars. See, in my opinion, that's way too much.

1257
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 1: That's a long time to have some stranger scratching your

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01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: back and a lobby of and that's creepy. Bree. Alright,

1259
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 1: put on, hold on, we'll hold Good morning, Elvis, the Ram,

1260
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:31,959
Speaker 1: good morning Brie, and Brie. I must agree with you, Brie.

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01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 1: A good back scratch is a wonderful thing. But four

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01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 1: minutes worth, that's kind of that's a long time. Yes,

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01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: I'll go twenty minutes if I have to. I love

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01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 1: getting my back sad. Alright, alright, alright, alright, so are

1265
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 1: you ready? Because he he was scratching people's backs upstairs

1266
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 1: yesterday and everyone loved his technique. I love it, alright, alright,

1267
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 1: not in the you know what, you know what, let's

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01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,400
Speaker 1: let's not let that shirt get in the way. Come on,

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01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Okay, Bree put put your your great

1270
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 1: tea back on and let's get to work in here.

1271
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 1: Only he doesn't make change cash only we don't take

1272
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 1: your got it alright, alright, Bree, enjoy your experience. Thank you,

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01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Sounds like Breeze about to experience. Huh,

1274
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: masterful scratching. Okay, are you ready to go? You know

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01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 1: what Bree told me? She said I should go a

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01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,440
Speaker 1: little bit harder. She's like, okay, all right, as you

1277
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: would do. And when you go to a spall, they

1278
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: ask you how you want your pressure? What pressure do

1279
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: you want? Now? Great? This mean we have to sit

1280
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 1: here for four minutes while you scratch the stranger's back. Well, no, no,

1281
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,600
Speaker 1: I have a line. But all her friend she wants

1282
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:54,560
Speaker 1: the next. Now her friend Boots was crazy. Her friend said,

1283
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:58,480
Speaker 1: you're crazy, but now she's next. All right, why don't

1284
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: you go scratch some backs and get act to us. Okay,

1285
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 1: you're the funny thing, it's all okay. Want to just

1286
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: say okay, okay, old men don't want to be scratched

1287
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:13,120
Speaker 1: by some bald radio guy. I know. I asked Harry

1288
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 1: the security guy, and he said, don't say all right,

1289
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:22,920
Speaker 1: we gotta go call us back. Alright, okay, by uh,

1290
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:25,440
Speaker 1: there you have it. Let's get into the daniel Report Danielle. Alright,

1291
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 1: So Nick Jonas and Prianka Chopra are getting married sooner

1292
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,439
Speaker 1: than we thought. Apparently they're gonna get married inter native

1293
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 1: India just two months from now. So yeah, congratulations to them.

1294
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 1: Can't wait. I love how they do like those they

1295
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: are like a week long ceremony. Yes, that's gonna be

1296
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 1: a spectacle. I'm sorry, I'll be back. I have to

1297
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:46,360
Speaker 1: go check my mailbox. Yeah that'd be cool. I don't

1298
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 1: think so. Baby Rexa is a germophobe. She replaces her

1299
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:56,720
Speaker 1: toothbrush on a daily basis. That's waste and they listen

1300
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 1: to this. On average, women actually change their toothbrush twice

1301
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: as off in his men. But men don't do anything.

1302
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 1: They don't change their sheets, they don't go to the

1303
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:08,480
Speaker 1: doctor when they're sick. You change you're on the wear

1304
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,000
Speaker 1: some of you. I wonder if you just turn it

1305
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 1: inside out and go outside to guys. Apartments are like

1306
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 1: the equivalent of a trash can right after you dumped

1307
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 1: it out. That's like we leave the bag just kind

1308
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:27,360
Speaker 1: of gross trash. Alright, So I'm gonna do the Modern

1309
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:30,160
Speaker 1: Family story in just a minute. Gonna give you time.

1310
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:32,840
Speaker 1: But this is what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna

1311
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 1: talk about post them alone. So post him alone. According

1312
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:40,520
Speaker 1: to Postmates, spent more than forty thousand dollars on the

1313
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 1: delivery app in the past year on three thousand items

1314
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:48,960
Speaker 1: six d sixty orders in fifty two different cities nationwide.

1315
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 1: They said he is the number one most dedicated customer.

1316
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 1: He's ordered Chick fil A, Burger, King, KFC, things from

1317
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:02,919
Speaker 1: pet Co, game stops, CBS, Ralphs, the Pets. Yeah, post notes,

1318
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 1: they deliver it for everyone. Yeah, but it kind of

1319
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,080
Speaker 1: post notes malone. Yeah, makes sense to me. Alright, So

1320
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,439
Speaker 1: Modern Family last night, you knew it was going to happen.

1321
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:12,919
Speaker 1: You knew that there was going to be a death

1322
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 1: on the show. It turned out okay, So here we go.

1323
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,639
Speaker 1: Said no, no, I'm telling you now, Okay, we're gonna

1324
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,720
Speaker 1: just use the next five seconds to give the name,

1325
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:24,280
Speaker 1: and then so at the count of five, turning radio

1326
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 1: down if you don't want to hear it is, and

1327
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:29,800
Speaker 1: then turning back up five seconds. Lad already, one, two, three, four, five,

1328
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 1: Go alright, Claire and Mitchell's mother did okay, okay, and

1329
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,680
Speaker 1: all right, welcome back. Hi, how you doing Welcome back?

1330
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,360
Speaker 1: So that person was killed off last night, and people

1331
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:43,240
Speaker 1: are mad. People are mad for a bunch of different reasons.

1332
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 1: I won't say why, because then that might give it

1333
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:48,240
Speaker 1: away some never saying so. Arianna Grande says that her

1334
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:50,479
Speaker 1: music and her pig are helping her get through stuff.

1335
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:54,000
Speaker 1: But Pete Davidson is still cancel canceling things here and there.

1336
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:56,479
Speaker 1: So because he doesn't have music or a pig, You're right,

1337
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:58,360
Speaker 1: maybe he needs a pig. He should give him one

1338
01:08:58,400 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 1: of those. And I've probably got to be the pig.

1339
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,559
Speaker 1: I feel bad for him. Can we have him up

1340
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 1: here and give him hugs and we'll give him a pig?

1341
01:09:05,439 --> 01:09:10,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yesterday we were talking about David Swimmers

1342
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 1: look alike who was in England and ripped people off

1343
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:16,960
Speaker 1: or wherever um. So David Swimmer had to prove that

1344
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:19,160
Speaker 1: it wasn't him, that he was actually in the States,

1345
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,479
Speaker 1: because this guy looks so much like him. So what

1346
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:24,200
Speaker 1: did he do. He actually did a reenactment of the

1347
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:27,760
Speaker 1: whole thing, and he made a whole video of him

1348
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:31,400
Speaker 1: doing the deed and It's funny because it really looks

1349
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 1: like the same guy. It could have been him. It is,

1350
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 1: Isn't it weird? How sometimes someone will look at you

1351
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,720
Speaker 1: and go, you, you look just like this person. Hold

1352
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,880
Speaker 1: up the camera and you'll go, no, that's not me.

1353
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:43,760
Speaker 1: But every once in a while someone will go, oh,

1354
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:45,040
Speaker 1: this looks like you. And I look at like, oh

1355
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 1: my god, that looks like and and and they're saying

1356
01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 1: David Swimmer was blown away, and how much this guy

1357
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:51,479
Speaker 1: looks like him? What if David Swimmer would think scary

1358
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:54,839
Speaker 1: looks like him because he totally had the haircut. Thursday

1359
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 1: Night Football the Texans the Dolphins. You also have the

1360
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:00,559
Speaker 1: series of The Vampire Diaries spin off Legacy East Tonight

1361
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:03,040
Speaker 1: over on the CW. A lot of people excited about

1362
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:06,679
Speaker 1: that premiere of Heathers Over on Paramount that is happening

1363
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 1: tonight as well. And don't forget Gray, Supernatural, How to

1364
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 1: get Away with Murder. So, okay, Brody, I know you

1365
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,040
Speaker 1: look you don't know this. Brody has many jobs whereas

1366
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:16,559
Speaker 1: many hats here, and one of the things he does

1367
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 1: is he'll keep up with people on social media or

1368
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 1: the texting, and we all kind of watch when we can.

1369
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 1: It's it's kind of hard to do. And he has

1370
01:10:24,439 --> 01:10:27,600
Speaker 1: conversations with people who you know, have questions and problems

1371
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:31,400
Speaker 1: and suggestions and challenges. Someone said a text and it says,

1372
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 1: how do I get through on the phone to win

1373
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:36,320
Speaker 1: your contest? It's impossible. Please try to be fair when

1374
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:41,200
Speaker 1: picking people from being called one. I'm telling you right now,

1375
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,560
Speaker 1: how do you What are the thing can we do

1376
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 1: other than counting to one hundred? That's the fairest. I mean,

1377
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 1: it's the fairest. It could be you count fair when

1378
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:54,720
Speaker 1: you count it. Okay. So this person said whatever you

1379
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,840
Speaker 1: answered them, and they said, that's not the answer. I

1380
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,680
Speaker 1: think it's not fair. I believe you were geared to

1381
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,559
Speaker 1: certain types of audience. Is what about the real people

1382
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:04,360
Speaker 1: that have incredible stories but don't fit the Hollywood bill.

1383
01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:07,559
Speaker 1: I don't understand what they're saying. What do they say?

1384
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:09,960
Speaker 1: I mean, we're just looking for calling one hundred. That

1385
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:12,479
Speaker 1: really is basically it. Yeah. My impression is there a

1386
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:14,600
Speaker 1: conspiracy theorist and they think that we know what they

1387
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:16,439
Speaker 1: look like and where they're from and how old they are,

1388
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,880
Speaker 1: and that we're somehow picking people on the phone where

1389
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 1: you can't see people, and we're determining that they have

1390
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:25,720
Speaker 1: to be from a certain city. Age attractiveness. We count

1391
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 1: to a hundred. You can verify that we count to

1392
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:30,840
Speaker 1: a hundred. Whether the hundred caller is wins. That's it.

1393
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 1: That's not what they think we're doing. Have a casting

1394
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,479
Speaker 1: call for people who sound sexy? Thank you for calling?

1395
01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:39,360
Speaker 1: What do you look like? Before I put you through?

1396
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:44,320
Speaker 1: If you want to win that gravity blanket? Please, you

1397
01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:47,519
Speaker 1: need to know if your friends find you attractive? Do

1398
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 1: you find you attractive? If you don't look like Brad Pitt,

1399
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,760
Speaker 1: don't call? What is your son? How much do you

1400
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:56,639
Speaker 1: make per year? What is your annual salary? You get

1401
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,759
Speaker 1: like I g names and creep them? Hold on, hey, yours?

1402
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:05,479
Speaker 1: Can you make sure only attractive people from certain cities? When? Okay?

1403
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:09,200
Speaker 1: Thank you? What is your cup size? You must at

1404
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:11,679
Speaker 1: least be a sea cup to win? Are you well hung?

1405
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,280
Speaker 1: You have a big one? So exactly opposite of how

1406
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:19,280
Speaker 1: it works, I'll be honest, It's so unsexy how we

1407
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:22,439
Speaker 1: choose our winters. It's like Hi your caller, one, Hi

1408
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 1: your caller to all the way to that's it. We

1409
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:30,439
Speaker 1: don't even have caller I d I wish we did. Yeah, Shane,

1410
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:33,560
Speaker 1: I can't make a stying of you, Shane st on

1411
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,680
Speaker 1: the casting couch. Who's gonna want to who's gonna want

1412
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:37,600
Speaker 1: to watch you in a movie? We can't give you

1413
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:42,479
Speaker 1: a gravity blanket? All right? All right, thank you. I

1414
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:45,000
Speaker 1: don't know people. It's it's really funny because people think

1415
01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:47,720
Speaker 1: that what we do is a certain way, and it's

1416
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:52,439
Speaker 1: really not. Really isn't. What do you want to do? Okay?

1417
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,639
Speaker 1: I will tell you one thing that you do. Hear

1418
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 1: a lot, and it is true. It's straight and yelling

1419
01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:02,519
Speaker 1: at me. You're a yellow. You we're going to old Yellow.

1420
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:08,479
Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. That's actually a nice yeller Old Yellow.

1421
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:09,840
Speaker 1: I feel like an old man, and I hate to

1422
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:11,880
Speaker 1: give it away, but I think he dies. It didn't

1423
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:18,240
Speaker 1: have Definitely, you just gave away the most major I'm sorry.

1424
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:22,240
Speaker 1: It's been out since the sixties, and I remember sitting

1425
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:24,479
Speaker 1: in a laundry basket watching it in the living room

1426
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: last week. No remember crying. Okay, by the way, if

1427
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:32,560
Speaker 1: I just gave away the ending to Old Yellow, I

1428
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:35,000
Speaker 1: gotta be honest with you. You have no right to

1429
01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:37,639
Speaker 1: be mad at me. The story has been around since

1430
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:40,200
Speaker 1: the beginning of time. That was. Yeah. I have this

1431
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:42,160
Speaker 1: discussion with my friends all the time though, because with

1432
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:45,200
Speaker 1: Netflix now like old TV shows, people are still watching

1433
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,360
Speaker 1: them all the time. Like, someone accidentally ruined the end

1434
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:48,960
Speaker 1: of Breaking Bad for one of my friends and he

1435
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:51,120
Speaker 1: was so mad. Yes, it's been off the air for

1436
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,800
Speaker 1: a while, but he just got into it. Okay, we'll

1437
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:56,840
Speaker 1: Breaking Bad came out to what ten years ago? Eight

1438
01:13:56,920 --> 01:14:01,599
Speaker 1: years ago? Old Yellow came up before I was born

1439
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:04,080
Speaker 1: in and I'm old. I haven't even seen it, and

1440
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:06,040
Speaker 1: I knew the dog died. Oh my gosh, it's so sad.

1441
01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:08,479
Speaker 1: There you get, there, you go, she rooted, don't talk

1442
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:10,120
Speaker 1: about the house. Followed on the Witch and the Wizard

1443
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 1: of Oz and it's gone with the winds. They burned

1444
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:18,200
Speaker 1: down Atlanta. I'll talk about Titanic. It sinks. What do

1445
01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:21,120
Speaker 1: you say, don't talk about Titanic, it sinks. Okay, the

1446
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:27,040
Speaker 1: end of Lincoln, what's that? Nineteen fifty seven? Sixty one

1447
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: years ago we that that dog passed away and people

1448
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,439
Speaker 1: are people are still still would have died anyway by now,

1449
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:39,360
Speaker 1: I know. We'll hold on sixty one times what seven

1450
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:44,639
Speaker 1: or eight? How many dog years is that? Seven? Yeah?

1451
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:47,800
Speaker 1: That dog was four and twenty seven years old. I

1452
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:52,080
Speaker 1: don't want that dog. I'm sorry. Can you imagine? Can

1453
01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:56,600
Speaker 1: you imagined taking him for a while, take him for

1454
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:58,840
Speaker 1: a dr Look. I am a dog lover and dog owner,

1455
01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:01,880
Speaker 1: but I know four year old dog is not a

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Speaker 1: fun dog. But honestly, we've never seen Old Yeller. Don't

1457
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Speaker 1: show it to the kid that's so sick. Oh, by

1458
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 1: the way, or don't baby, don't show baby Dad kids? Oh,

1459
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:13,760
Speaker 1: so many Disney movies. I have some issues. Don't Bow

1460
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:17,720
Speaker 1: the Land before Time? Yeah, Herby the love Bug, The

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01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:20,080
Speaker 1: Lion King, Finding Nemo. Don't give me the end of

1462
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:22,320
Speaker 1: Bandy because I didn't see it yet. Don't tell me.

1463
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:24,760
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta take a break. Okay, this is

1464
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:26,240
Speaker 1: too much of a free for all. When we come back,

1465
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,080
Speaker 1: I want people. I wanted to have a better strategy

1466
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Speaker 1: with what we talk about and how we talk. You

1467
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:35,880
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. We gotta take turns so funny.

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01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 1: Inns are having a heart attack out there right now

1469
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:40,559
Speaker 1: about what. I have no clue. The interns bad because

1470
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:46,080
Speaker 1: they all wanted to see Old Yeller. What your rita like?

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01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,680
Speaker 1: Don't tell me the ending of Bamby but like the

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01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:52,479
Speaker 1: worst part of the movie starts in the beginning. Can

1473
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:58,599
Speaker 1: tell you Andy's mom dies starts with a bang. Oh,

1474
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:07,320
Speaker 1: come on every Disney movie. Okay, guys, guys, I can

1475
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:09,760
Speaker 1: see why you'd be upset that we gave away the ending,

1476
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:13,840
Speaker 1: but we're really just giving away the beginning, which is okay.

1477
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Speaker 1: The whole movie is about. Okay, we gotta take Hello,

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Speaker 1: You guys are awesome. Thank you for listening everything you say.

1486
01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:56,880
Speaker 1: Nice to just listen to everybody laughing. All those things

1487
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:00,280
Speaker 1: kind of make me a big home talking about things

1488
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:02,679
Speaker 1: that get your mind off your daily stress. I don't

1489
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:07,280
Speaker 1: want your pup on me. You guys are awesome, and

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Speaker 1: I durand you are the best yourselves. You know, keep

1491
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Speaker 1: it up. Just do what it is. You guys are awesome.

1492
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Speaker 1: Everything is in the morning show. What song is that? Yeah?

1493
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Speaker 1: Everything is awesome. Thank you coaster boy Josh, I love

1494
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Speaker 1: that one. Hey, look, we gotta go around the room

1495
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Speaker 1: and then, uh, great Tea set up a business in

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Speaker 1: the lobby of our building where he's doing back scratches.

1497
01:17:33,439 --> 01:17:35,680
Speaker 1: And by the way, he has a line how much

1498
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:38,760
Speaker 1: money is he made so far? Straight name said, he's

1499
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:43,160
Speaker 1: actually making money. I got two lines on hold? Which oney,

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Speaker 1: who's on twenty four? Hello? Hi? Hey, how you doing.

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01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm doing well. How much money have you made a

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01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:52,639
Speaker 1: good as me? I'm doing better than you. I'm making

1503
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:56,040
Speaker 1: a lot of money today. Okay, okay, how much money

1504
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,680
Speaker 1: have you made so far giving up back scratches in

1505
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:04,680
Speaker 1: our building's lobby? Twenty two dollars for you? Now? Is

1506
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:08,360
Speaker 1: that including tips? Or yeah? No tips? After I hung

1507
01:18:08,439 --> 01:18:11,200
Speaker 1: up with you, people heard me on the radio. See

1508
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:15,280
Speaker 1: radio advertising works, yep, And they're walking to the same

1509
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:19,360
Speaker 1: coffee shop coincidently. So then, by the way, that's a Starbucks.

1510
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:24,360
Speaker 1: Shes are you grud tea? I said, yeah, and shes oh,

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01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:26,519
Speaker 1: I want my back scratch. My husband doesn't do it

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01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:30,960
Speaker 1: for me. Look at that. So then I said, I said,

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Speaker 1: you go, let's go to our sales floor. So right

1514
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:36,759
Speaker 1: now I'm sitting at Raffie's death Right now Raffie floors,

1515
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:39,479
Speaker 1: and listen to how good at it? Listen to how

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01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:51,160
Speaker 1: good raps enjoying? Oh yes, okay, I'm convinced, aren't you.

1517
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:54,280
Speaker 1: All right? Well, you keep doing it because I know

1518
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:56,240
Speaker 1: the more money you raise, the more money you're going

1519
01:18:56,320 --> 01:19:00,200
Speaker 1: to donate to charity. What am I doing? You gotta

1520
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:03,400
Speaker 1: donate your money to charity? Man always, I'm gonna need

1521
01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 1: it from my corporal tunnel syndrome. I wasn't charity charity.

1522
01:19:10,439 --> 01:19:15,720
Speaker 1: I'm great charity. Where the tea stands for charity? All right,

1523
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:17,880
Speaker 1: you keep rubbing people with your fingers and we'll call

1524
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,840
Speaker 1: us back. We gotta go. Next week. I'll do okay, good,

1525
01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:25,880
Speaker 1: next week'll do what? Okay? Okay, listen, this is interesting

1526
01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:28,360
Speaker 1: because I'm learning something. I want you to learn with me. Hi, Jonathan,

1527
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:31,519
Speaker 1: how are you good? How you doing well? Okay? So

1528
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:37,799
Speaker 1: everyone sing good morning. I read your text and I'm intrigued.

1529
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 1: I want to learn more because I don't know how

1530
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:43,320
Speaker 1: the technical part of our job works here. You know,

1531
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:45,559
Speaker 1: every time we do a contest, I'll see be caller

1532
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,920
Speaker 1: one hundred, and so I just assume everyone's calling it

1533
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:51,960
Speaker 1: at that point. You know, somehow Jonathan, someone ends up

1534
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:55,000
Speaker 1: being called one hundred with several million people listening. It's

1535
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,559
Speaker 1: got to be kind of a weird thing. But anyway,

1536
01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:01,200
Speaker 1: so Jonathan listens to us on through four different sources,

1537
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:04,559
Speaker 1: is it true? Yes, even at work it's to uh

1538
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:06,559
Speaker 1: the heart radio app on the computer. But so it's

1539
01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:09,040
Speaker 1: five technically, but okay, so wait, so you listen to

1540
01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:12,000
Speaker 1: us on your I heart radio app. Okay, and there's one.

1541
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,160
Speaker 1: So when we wake up in the morning and my

1542
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:16,200
Speaker 1: daughter and my son, we turned on the heart radio

1543
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:21,240
Speaker 1: on Echo dot M. So even our own rooms, they're

1544
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:25,160
Speaker 1: not in sink, so we say, please open the heart radio.

1545
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:27,920
Speaker 1: It comes on. They're not even at think one of

1546
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,880
Speaker 1: maybe thirty minutes thirty seconds or so faster. But when

1547
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:33,040
Speaker 1: we get in our car to come to work, we

1548
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:36,960
Speaker 1: listened to the one first. That's what comes in. And

1549
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,040
Speaker 1: then when we switch it over to Z one when

1550
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:40,920
Speaker 1: we get over the mountain. We live on Storm King

1551
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:44,639
Speaker 1: in Hudson Valley. Uh, that's when we get to hear

1552
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:47,280
Speaker 1: what we get hurt again on one. Okay. So what

1553
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:50,479
Speaker 1: you're saying, though, Jonathan is okay. So let's start with

1554
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:53,680
Speaker 1: the two Alexa the Echo dots, right that you have

1555
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,519
Speaker 1: in your house. Even though they're both turned on at

1556
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,000
Speaker 1: the same time, they don't play us at the same rate.

1557
01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:02,880
Speaker 1: So we're delayed in one room at least all right,

1558
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:05,599
Speaker 1: Then in the car you're listening to Kiss and Put

1559
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:08,360
Speaker 1: Keepsie New York, and then when you come over the

1560
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,280
Speaker 1: hill you listen to the one hundred, and you're saying,

1561
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:13,640
Speaker 1: none of these sources play us at It's different on

1562
01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:16,320
Speaker 1: everyone because we're coming out at different times, That's right.

1563
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:17,760
Speaker 1: So if I wanted to be called one hundred, I

1564
01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:20,400
Speaker 1: would listen to nine one, But since I lose you

1565
01:21:20,439 --> 01:21:22,519
Speaker 1: when I come over the mountain, I don't get to

1566
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:24,280
Speaker 1: hear it until I get on the other one. But

1567
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:27,400
Speaker 1: by then it's already too late because you've already probably

1568
01:21:27,439 --> 01:21:31,120
Speaker 1: picked that person had other ready. Okay, okay, so let

1569
01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:33,080
Speaker 1: me get this straight straight though. So if you're listening

1570
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:35,919
Speaker 1: to us on your on your Dot or your Alexa

1571
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:38,760
Speaker 1: or Google Home, whatever those are, the those are later

1572
01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:42,360
Speaker 1: than everything else. Yes, yeah, okay, So if you try

1573
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:45,960
Speaker 1: to win a contest over there. Then you're dialing later.

1574
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:50,280
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, Yeah, we're listening to the the phone

1575
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:52,960
Speaker 1: tap every morning, and we're like, okay, we gotta hurry up,

1576
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:57,200
Speaker 1: echo dits on the phone top or so, so we

1577
01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:59,160
Speaker 1: gotta run the car, you know. I gotta be honest

1578
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:00,960
Speaker 1: with you, with you, Jonathan, I have I had no

1579
01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:04,160
Speaker 1: idea that's the case. Here's the thing. Once we say

1580
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:07,559
Speaker 1: be caller one hundred, we we really don't start fishing

1581
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:09,920
Speaker 1: for the numbers for a few minutes. So all the

1582
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:11,960
Speaker 1: calls are when you call and you don't get through,

1583
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,000
Speaker 1: and you call again, we're still fishing through the same

1584
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:17,000
Speaker 1: huge pot of numbers. So I don't know how unfair

1585
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:20,639
Speaker 1: this contesting is. We got to change our thing. Maybe

1586
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:22,960
Speaker 1: we should just do texting. But even then you're told

1587
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,320
Speaker 1: to text at a different times. I don't know, Jonathan.

1588
01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:31,680
Speaker 1: Either way, we never win, but we always listen every day. No, no, no,

1589
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:37,040
Speaker 1: we we gotta send them something. Come on, hold on,

1590
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:42,439
Speaker 1: you would love a shirt. Just do it. I don't

1591
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:47,519
Speaker 1: mean nothing, No, no, sir, what is it? What is it?

1592
01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:51,519
Speaker 1: What is it? It's the Debty Caud Deluxe Manual Espresso

1593
01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:57,160
Speaker 1: Machine cat cappuccino maker. And it's beautiful. From U. That's

1594
01:22:57,160 --> 01:23:01,519
Speaker 1: what I wanted for Christmas. Perfect, It's from our friends

1595
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:04,280
Speaker 1: at DeLong. This thing is beautiful, even if you didn't

1596
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:07,559
Speaker 1: figure out how to use it, it's really pretty. It's

1597
01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:11,040
Speaker 1: sleek and ultra compact an espresso machine and you can

1598
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:15,320
Speaker 1: make espresso or milk based espresso drinks and cappuccinos whatever

1599
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:16,599
Speaker 1: you want. We're gonna send this to you, and we're

1600
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,320
Speaker 1: gonna send you a shirt for your daughter too. Okay,

1601
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:22,719
Speaker 1: thanks and Jonathan, thank you for listening on your dots

1602
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:26,920
Speaker 1: and your phones and your everything. Everything we hold on.

1603
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,320
Speaker 1: What's that scary well alone launch? With what Jonathan is saying?

1604
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:31,759
Speaker 1: How one station is ahead of the other. Someone texted

1605
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:33,800
Speaker 1: in that one oh six point three is ahead of

1606
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:37,000
Speaker 1: Z one D. How can how can the station's far

1607
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:41,759
Speaker 1: away be ahead of us because could be more delayed.

1608
01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:44,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have a question. Maybe maybe I'm stupid,

1609
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:49,639
Speaker 1: but not that kind of right. But don't ever say

1610
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:52,280
Speaker 1: that about yourself. Why is it that the television in

1611
01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:55,360
Speaker 1: my room and then the television in my living room

1612
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:58,800
Speaker 1: are like a few seconds, but my husband will get

1613
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:02,559
Speaker 1: the touchdown before I get the touchdowns the box you're using.

1614
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:05,960
Speaker 1: Froggy knows you have satellite, Yes, I have, that's why.

1615
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:09,360
Speaker 1: So yes, if you have FiOS or anything, satellite, it's

1616
01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:12,120
Speaker 1: coming down fiber optically, so you're still getting it at

1617
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:14,519
Speaker 1: a different rate. So somebody can be like you'll be

1618
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:16,240
Speaker 1: on the phone with somebody and they'll be watching the

1619
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:18,240
Speaker 1: same thing you're watching, and they get it just the

1620
01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:20,400
Speaker 1: split second ahead of you. It's gonna be maddening because

1621
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:23,479
Speaker 1: they know you. They're gonna touch down next door before you. Well, listen, Jonathan,

1622
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:25,240
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening to us, and hold

1623
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:29,160
Speaker 1: on one second. We'll try to be faster to take

1624
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:32,920
Speaker 1: take care of Jonathan. Unbelievable. I love that we learn

1625
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:34,760
Speaker 1: a little something. I don't know how this crap works.

1626
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:36,920
Speaker 1: We walk in here like and there are people in

1627
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:40,040
Speaker 1: our business. Hey, als, I mean, yeah, I work. I'm Johnny.

1628
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:42,920
Speaker 1: I'm Johnny Jingles. I worked down at XTV XTV FM

1629
01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:47,040
Speaker 1: down in pitch color. Yeah. I saw in a picture

1630
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:50,519
Speaker 1: you you in your studio. You you use the XTC fifty,

1631
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:54,519
Speaker 1: don't you. I don't know what's the XTC fifty. You

1632
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:56,479
Speaker 1: don't know it's it's it's one of the best machines

1633
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:58,160
Speaker 1: in the business. It makes me sound good. It gives

1634
01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:01,120
Speaker 1: you that bulls So I don't is that Mike? And

1635
01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:06,639
Speaker 1: I don't know. Does this Mike have a number? It's

1636
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:12,960
Speaker 1: an rye. I've moved on to the R twenty seven.

1637
01:25:14,120 --> 01:25:18,840
Speaker 1: It's yeah, I don't know. All right, we gotta move on.

1638
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:20,320
Speaker 1: We have sound to get to. We have been gone

1639
01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:23,120
Speaker 1: around the room yet and we already did great tea.

1640
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:34,360
Speaker 1: I know that. Mhmm. What was that going on over there?

1641
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:37,320
Speaker 1: All right? Garrett? Sound Garrett. By the way, I was

1642
01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:39,680
Speaker 1: going to see Justin Timberlake last night. Of course, as

1643
01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:41,800
Speaker 1: you know, Justin Timberlake postponed his show with the Garden

1644
01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:44,400
Speaker 1: here in New York because of a vocal chord problem,

1645
01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:48,200
Speaker 1: but he rescheduled for his birthday in January. I think

1646
01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:49,920
Speaker 1: that's gonna be a better night. I think it will

1647
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:51,920
Speaker 1: be too. It just sucks when you're walking out the

1648
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:54,599
Speaker 1: door and you check Instagram to see what everybody's doing,

1649
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:57,000
Speaker 1: and it's the first post you see on Instagram. You know,

1650
01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:58,720
Speaker 1: would have sucked more had you driven all the way

1651
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,439
Speaker 1: to city in an hour and a half traffic and

1652
01:26:00,479 --> 01:26:02,120
Speaker 1: park to car and I had spent twenty five to

1653
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:04,200
Speaker 1: get it out. So I started reading comments. People flew

1654
01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:07,720
Speaker 1: from Arizona just for the show, but they got a

1655
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:09,400
Speaker 1: night in New York City, New York City, have a

1656
01:26:09,479 --> 01:26:12,560
Speaker 1: nice night, all right, Let's start with this CMT Crossroads

1657
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:14,479
Speaker 1: on last night with shaw A Mendez, Zach Brown, and

1658
01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:17,320
Speaker 1: they covered Elvis one of your favorite songs, Michael Jackson,

1659
01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:27,160
Speaker 1: which one listen because they got no That's why I

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Speaker 1: wants you man. I love that song. It is a

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Speaker 1: lighter song or a cell phone song. All right. Now,

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Speaker 1: William Shatner is giving us, uh the early vibes of

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01:26:41,439 --> 01:26:52,639
Speaker 1: Christmas with Silent Night, Silent Night. Holy Billy Shatner. All

1664
01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:58,240
Speaker 1: is calm, all bright. I love him. Think about him is?

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Speaker 1: You don't know if he's serious or he's just kid around.

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Speaker 1: Wee story again about Halloween. I remember that there's been

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Speaker 1: a rumor for years that the mask they used from

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Speaker 1: Mike Myers and Halloween was actually Captain Kirk. And I

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01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:15,200
Speaker 1: watched the Halloween special and it's true. They stay didn't

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Speaker 1: have a budget for the damn movie, so they sent

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Speaker 1: them to like the local Halloween prop shop, got a

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Speaker 1: cheap mask, and it was a cheap Captain Kirk Masks.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Lauren, your Reggie from Fifth Harmony?

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Speaker 1: Remember her? You said her name for Rick? I did

1675
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Speaker 1: some homework, Thank you. I never say her name. All right.

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Speaker 1: She has a brand new song out. It's called Expectations.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's loving it. She sounds awesome. What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Remember her? I follow her every days. They're all doing exactly,

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Speaker 1: They're all doing their own Lauren's mom and dad are

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Speaker 1: the coolest people, and I love her. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: playing no problem? All right? Tonight show last night, Jimmy

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Speaker 1: hasn't been your day, or week, your month, or even

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Speaker 1: your year. Goodnight, Halloween being one week away, I bought

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Speaker 1: two bags of Geese's. They were gone in a day.

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Speaker 1: now you're here. Here you go. Now we've been getting

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Speaker 1: a lot of texts about this, So Elvis, you've been

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Speaker 1: of your commercial. Uh, there's a disclaimer that our very

1696
01:28:47,960 --> 01:28:50,679
Speaker 1: own Scottie B reads. Yeah, why why am I seeing

1697
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:53,479
Speaker 1: a lot of response to his disclaimer? People are getting

1698
01:28:53,520 --> 01:28:58,080
Speaker 1: turned on listening to Scotty's voice, and you know what, Okay,

1699
01:28:58,160 --> 01:28:59,840
Speaker 1: let's listen to it and let's see if we too

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Speaker 1: context subject to change. Restrictions apply. I'm turned on, I

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Speaker 1: tell you why why? Because he's like authoritative, He's like

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01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,720
Speaker 1: tells you what it's gonna be. You know what. He

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01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:16,400
Speaker 1: may do this, and you're gonna like it on all

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Speaker 1: the syllables too. I think gets me come here, Scotty B.

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01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,720
Speaker 1: Because look, you know, Scotty be, without a doubt, one

1709
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:26,120
Speaker 1: of the sexiest guys on the morning show. Scotty, how

1710
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:30,040
Speaker 1: you do Snotty being? Yeah, they love your voice. Okay,

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01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:32,160
Speaker 1: I talked very fast there too, so I don't know

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01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,280
Speaker 1: why people like it. But even in your explanation, you're

1713
01:29:34,280 --> 01:29:36,479
Speaker 1: turning me on a little bit. Look, you come here,

1714
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:39,479
Speaker 1: you're rich. So she's like she's doing the handheart. Yeah,

1715
01:29:39,520 --> 01:29:41,120
Speaker 1: you know what, you're turning us all on a little bit.

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01:29:41,439 --> 01:29:43,160
Speaker 1: What else do you want me to say? That's enough,

1717
01:29:43,320 --> 01:29:46,639
Speaker 1: just just ask us what. Yeah, you're rich, so why

1718
01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:48,920
Speaker 1: why does he sound like he's just so sexy? He's

1719
01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:55,600
Speaker 1: just come get my fruit loops. By the way, he

1720
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:58,760
Speaker 1: also gives us a serial That's what I meant. That's why.

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01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:02,800
Speaker 1: Let me ask you, Gandhi, when you first joined the show. Yeah,

1722
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:05,720
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know, as most humans do something. You

1723
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:08,519
Speaker 1: were sizing people up by their looks and your vibe

1724
01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:11,240
Speaker 1: and how you felt on the sexiness level. Where did

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01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:14,280
Speaker 1: Scotty be fallow on? That felt very high on? Yeah,

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01:30:14,439 --> 01:30:17,080
Speaker 1: very handsome. All the guys in the room are very attractive.

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01:30:17,080 --> 01:30:23,439
Speaker 1: Garret's cute. Who was on the lowest, the lowest I

1728
01:30:23,479 --> 01:30:30,360
Speaker 1: would put myself there. Gandhi came and stuck her nose

1729
01:30:30,439 --> 01:30:33,439
Speaker 1: in my armpit today I did. I wouldn't sniffed him.

1730
01:30:33,439 --> 01:30:37,720
Speaker 1: I was like, what is that glorious smell? It's his detergent. Apparently, Yeah,

1731
01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:41,240
Speaker 1: he always because my wife puts like thirty dryer sheets

1732
01:30:41,280 --> 01:30:44,400
Speaker 1: in every load. Literally thirty dryer sheets. It makes me crazy.

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01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:47,439
Speaker 1: Well take a whiff you felt. Yeah. Also, to be

1734
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:49,960
Speaker 1: fair full disclosure, I'm very short, so my face just

1735
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:52,000
Speaker 1: naturally falls at his armpit. So I really was just

1736
01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:55,040
Speaker 1: I just took a vote in my own head, and

1737
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:58,599
Speaker 1: I voted you most likely to be our number one

1738
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:07,120
Speaker 1: favorite filb Oh really, I am a father, he's a film.

1739
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:14,920
Speaker 1: But what is this? We just had? That? Made? Okay?

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Speaker 1: After twig of bytes per line per month, a T

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Speaker 1: Video may be limited to standard definition content subject to change.

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Speaker 1: Restrictions apply. Wow, that will be in rotation after the commercials.

1744
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Speaker 1: Kind of crazy? All right? Now temperate when you hear

1745
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:35,759
Speaker 1: it again. We finally got a meaning to Hanson's umbop,

1746
01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:39,880
Speaker 1: so we were, Yes, we're looking for it. We wondering,

1747
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:45,120
Speaker 1: do you guys? Would you even guess? You think you

1748
01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:47,240
Speaker 1: know what? I have no idea. Let's see what they say. Yes,

1749
01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:52,040
Speaker 1: found a place easily because it really was about the

1750
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:55,680
Speaker 1: fact that life is short, right, and so in a

1751
01:31:55,800 --> 01:32:01,120
Speaker 1: story about reaching for what's important and kind of driving

1752
01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:05,680
Speaker 1: towards the aposible, the impossible dream umbop is telling you

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Speaker 1: go now, go now, go now, because in a moment

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Speaker 1: in a numbob like over, oh my god, I was that.

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Speaker 1: But is popular because it's it's about a moment in time.

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01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:23,280
Speaker 1: Time is quick. That's like the last twenty years to

1757
01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:29,680
Speaker 1: come up with that explanation. Let him explain it. Which

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01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:32,640
Speaker 1: one was that? Which Hampson was that? I don't know.

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01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:36,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, Garrett. You're a good American. You're fabulous. Let's

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01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:38,160
Speaker 1: go round the room. We'll start with you, Gandhi, what's

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01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:40,040
Speaker 1: on your mind? Okay, So talking about Scotty be in

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01:32:40,080 --> 01:32:42,560
Speaker 1: the cereal, I realized today that we are all monsters

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01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:45,840
Speaker 1: because the milk in there is sour. And I pulled

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01:32:45,880 --> 01:32:47,560
Speaker 1: it out and he said, oh, by the way, the

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Speaker 1: milk is sour, so one, why is it still on

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Speaker 1: the fridge? Then he mentioned Brody had it, decided it

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01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:54,760
Speaker 1: was sour and put it back in the fridge. And

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01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:56,559
Speaker 1: then I did the same thing. What is wrong with us?

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01:32:56,560 --> 01:32:58,840
Speaker 1: Won't we just throw it away? Learned when to throw

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01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:01,760
Speaker 1: things away? Gross never thought anything should be Brody, Brody,

1771
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:03,679
Speaker 1: you noticed it first. Why didn't you go away? Scotty

1772
01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:05,439
Speaker 1: yelled at me and said, I just bought it. It's fine.

1773
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:08,040
Speaker 1: You're making it up. A dude. He ate the last

1774
01:33:08,080 --> 01:33:11,280
Speaker 1: sausage and didn't throw away the plate. All right, we

1775
01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:13,600
Speaker 1: gotta keep moving. We're really bogging down, daniel what's on

1776
01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:17,720
Speaker 1: your mind? Is so think I'm here? Thank gosh. I

1777
01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:19,880
Speaker 1: know I'm late to the party, guys, but I'm new

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Speaker 1: to the coffee world. Duncan Donuts, the regular coffee is

1779
01:33:24,080 --> 01:33:27,920
Speaker 1: really good. So I caught a Dunky Donuts for the

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Speaker 1: egg sandwich and for like you know, the doughnut. The

1781
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:33,639
Speaker 1: damn coffee is so good. I bought the little pods

1782
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:37,120
Speaker 1: at home and I have I know I'm the little

1783
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:40,080
Speaker 1: length to the party, but I would just like to say, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: if you're a true fan, they're just called Duncan. Duncan.

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Speaker 1: There you go, hey, producer sandwich up. So there's a

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Speaker 1: company that we're all really big fans of here already,

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Speaker 1: and it's called Little Words Projects. But I wanted to

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Speaker 1: share their business model because I think we could apply

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01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:55,439
Speaker 1: this to a little bit of a bigger scheme. We

1790
01:33:55,520 --> 01:33:57,760
Speaker 1: could use another philosophy here, we could, So I'm gonna

1791
01:33:57,760 --> 01:33:59,639
Speaker 1: give it to you. So their thing is they create

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01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:02,040
Speaker 1: brace let's with words that they think people need, and

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01:34:02,160 --> 01:34:04,240
Speaker 1: you buy the word you need, and when you're done

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Speaker 1: with that word, you pass it on to someone else.

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01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:09,439
Speaker 1: So I just think that's so awesome because we can

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01:34:09,520 --> 01:34:11,160
Speaker 1: do that with other things. And I think that would

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01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:13,720
Speaker 1: make a really beautiful thing to give someone because it's

1798
01:34:13,760 --> 01:34:15,800
Speaker 1: not just an item, it's a it's a message. So

1799
01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:17,680
Speaker 1: if there's something in your life that you have that

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Speaker 1: means something to you and serves a purpose and maybe

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Speaker 1: it's filled its purpose for you, instead of just keeping

1802
01:34:23,439 --> 01:34:25,519
Speaker 1: it to admire it, maybe pass it on to someone

1803
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:27,439
Speaker 1: else with that message. Right, we have too much stuff,

1804
01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:29,880
Speaker 1: whether it be a book or like an item. I

1805
01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:31,880
Speaker 1: think that would be a really good personal thing to

1806
01:34:31,920 --> 01:34:35,320
Speaker 1: give someone who needs it. A good idea find it here.

1807
01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:37,960
Speaker 1: I just gave our intern of skirt. Does that count? There?

1808
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:40,479
Speaker 1: We go really appreciate. I know he's going to look

1809
01:34:40,479 --> 01:34:47,559
Speaker 1: great at up Whose dr Ods really got in my head.

1810
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:50,360
Speaker 1: I was watching an episode recently he's telling he's saying,

1811
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:52,960
Speaker 1: gotta look at labels. Stop down and look at the

1812
01:34:53,040 --> 01:34:54,880
Speaker 1: labels and read them. When you're in the grocery store,

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Speaker 1: and take the stuff with the list the least amount

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01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:59,880
Speaker 1: ingredients and look for these buzzwords and avoid those. Well

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Speaker 1: he is now thanks to him, uh, he has now

1816
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Speaker 1: a turn what would be a half hour little chore

1817
01:35:05,960 --> 01:35:09,320
Speaker 1: for me to go shopping to a three hour shopping adventure.

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01:35:09,640 --> 01:35:11,040
Speaker 1: It took me three hours to get out of the

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01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:13,599
Speaker 1: store yesterday because I was stopping and reading every label.

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01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:16,120
Speaker 1: I'm now, I bet you'll get faster at it in time,

1821
01:35:16,320 --> 01:35:19,519
Speaker 1: fast faster, Okay, well I hope I will. It's true, right,

1822
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:22,760
Speaker 1: look at those ingredients like you don't. If you don't

1823
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:24,599
Speaker 1: understand what some of those ingredients are, you don't need

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01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:27,720
Speaker 1: to be buying that. I don't. Thank you Scarty. Now

1825
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:29,519
Speaker 1: that Dr Oz is in your head, it's time for

1826
01:35:29,640 --> 01:35:32,640
Speaker 1: him to give you a prostrate example. He's gonna get

1827
01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:34,479
Speaker 1: it at a different place. All right, what are we doing? Oh?

1828
01:35:35,760 --> 01:35:38,160
Speaker 1: Speaking of Scotty b and how sexy is it is?

1829
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Speaker 1: You're about to hear him again, m as we talk

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1842
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Speaker 1: pays such close attention to these commercials. I really do.

1843
01:36:18,040 --> 01:36:19,559
Speaker 1: I'm all in on this because I want to cut

1844
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Speaker 1: the cord and I want to get some premium channels.

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1849
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1850
01:36:43,360 --> 01:36:47,879
Speaker 1: you're guilty as f and you should fry. You should fry. Danielle.

1851
01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:49,439
Speaker 1: By the way, you don't know this, Gandhi. She has

1852
01:36:49,479 --> 01:36:53,439
Speaker 1: a history with our show. Coming in admitting stealing from

1853
01:36:53,479 --> 01:36:58,160
Speaker 1: grocery stores when it's not as bad is the first

1854
01:36:58,160 --> 01:37:01,840
Speaker 1: step in here here the tag I received yesterday did

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01:37:01,920 --> 01:37:03,559
Speaker 1: I do the right thing. I was at the grocery

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01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:07,000
Speaker 1: store and I bought one hundred fifty dollars in groceries, okay,

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01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:10,679
Speaker 1: And I had a ninety nine cent marshmallow chocolate pumpkin

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Speaker 1: in my wagon. But I totally forgot about it until

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01:37:13,080 --> 01:37:15,680
Speaker 1: I got to my car. I could have gone back

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01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:17,360
Speaker 1: inside to pay for it, but I just stood by

1861
01:37:17,400 --> 01:37:21,400
Speaker 1: the car and I ate it. I kind of understand.

1862
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,320
Speaker 1: So whether you spent a hundred and fifty dollars or

1863
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:31,599
Speaker 1: one dollar you stole, you stole, and here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: By the time I would have gone back inside and said, hey,

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01:37:34,960 --> 01:37:37,680
Speaker 1: I took this, here's a dollar, I had things to do.

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01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:41,759
Speaker 1: So I figured it was okay, and then I did okay.

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01:37:41,880 --> 01:37:46,439
Speaker 1: But wasn't it Hey? Wasn't it you that got mad

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01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:49,040
Speaker 1: at us because you were doing the story about the

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01:37:49,120 --> 01:37:52,160
Speaker 1: situation who didn't pay his taxes and he had to

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01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:53,960
Speaker 1: go to jail. And you're like, I don't care. He

1871
01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:56,360
Speaker 1: broke the law. He has to go to jail. Okay,

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01:37:56,680 --> 01:37:59,920
Speaker 1: you broke the law. I didn't technically, no, no, no, no,

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01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:04,000
Speaker 1: it on purpose actually purposely didn't taste Actually you technically

1874
01:38:04,080 --> 01:38:06,920
Speaker 1: broke it all. What if I didn't do it on purpose. What, Fanielle,

1875
01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:10,400
Speaker 1: What if every person that went in that store stole

1876
01:38:10,520 --> 01:38:12,519
Speaker 1: something that was worth a dollar every time they went in.

1877
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:18,120
Speaker 1: How much money would do? Right? So the next time

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01:38:18,160 --> 01:38:19,800
Speaker 1: that you go to the store, maybe not yesterday, I

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01:38:19,880 --> 01:38:21,559
Speaker 1: understand maybe you didn't want to go back in yesterday,

1880
01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:23,960
Speaker 1: and that's fine. Next time you go there, you need

1881
01:38:24,040 --> 01:38:25,760
Speaker 1: to tell them, hey, the last time I was here,

1882
01:38:26,280 --> 01:38:28,280
Speaker 1: I had something I didn't pay for it. I want

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01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:29,680
Speaker 1: to give you an extra dollar. They might tell you

1884
01:38:29,800 --> 01:38:33,439
Speaker 1: it's probably at least idea. Let's call them right now,

1885
01:38:35,680 --> 01:38:39,840
Speaker 1: the manager all the time. Then that's even better. I

1886
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:41,920
Speaker 1: don't like this. This turned very dark for you. Didn't

1887
01:38:41,920 --> 01:38:43,960
Speaker 1: Why did I text you that? Now? Now I'm rethinking

1888
01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:45,920
Speaker 1: of my text. This is a lesson about truth. Never

1889
01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:49,000
Speaker 1: tell it right. I don't think about what you've done.

1890
01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:53,280
Speaker 1: Was it good? Though? It was a good Okay? I

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01:38:53,400 --> 01:38:55,479
Speaker 1: have favorite thing. It should be considered your gift with

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01:38:55,520 --> 01:38:58,320
Speaker 1: purchase because you spent a lot of money there. There's

1893
01:38:58,360 --> 01:39:00,760
Speaker 1: probably a markup on a lot of the thing. You

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01:39:00,960 --> 01:39:02,760
Speaker 1: should get a gift with purchase. You didn't get attle

1895
01:39:02,800 --> 01:39:07,120
Speaker 1: back and got it's a clinique bonus. You talk amongst yourself.

1896
01:39:07,200 --> 01:39:08,439
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. I have an idea, and I

1897
01:39:08,680 --> 01:39:12,120
Speaker 1: honestly think that with the situation, it's a difference because

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01:39:12,200 --> 01:39:15,200
Speaker 1: he deliberately didn't pay all that tax money, but you

1899
01:39:15,400 --> 01:39:17,640
Speaker 1: deliberately walked, but you got in the parking lot and

1900
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:21,200
Speaker 1: knew where you were still in the parking lot. Oh crap, look,

1901
01:39:21,600 --> 01:39:24,040
Speaker 1: I forgot this. It got wedged in because I'm sure

1902
01:39:24,080 --> 01:39:28,120
Speaker 1: the situation said the same thing. But he's lying. Is

1903
01:39:28,160 --> 01:39:30,560
Speaker 1: a small little marshmall pumpkin and it got wedged in

1904
01:39:30,640 --> 01:39:33,080
Speaker 1: between like the little slot. Oh no, what's going to

1905
01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:35,479
Speaker 1: happen to you? You've confessed on me. We have the

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01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:39,560
Speaker 1: number for the Oh no, man, don't we have the

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01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:41,800
Speaker 1: phone number for the grocery store that you stole the

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01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:46,760
Speaker 1: chocolate pumpkin? Wonderful? I mean it's I'm sure they're open

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01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:49,720
Speaker 1: by now, Daniel. Is this the same grocery store that

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01:39:49,760 --> 01:39:51,680
Speaker 1: you've stolen bananas from in the past? Oh my god,

1911
01:39:51,720 --> 01:39:56,599
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Yes, okay, I'm sorry. What don't

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01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:59,719
Speaker 1: you think life evens itself out because what she doesn't,

1913
01:39:59,760 --> 01:40:03,000
Speaker 1: which underpays for someone else, is going to overpoke. And

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01:40:03,960 --> 01:40:06,960
Speaker 1: let's look at the philosophy Let's say she broke a

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01:40:07,080 --> 01:40:11,200
Speaker 1: law against a store. That means someone to even life

1916
01:40:11,240 --> 01:40:14,120
Speaker 1: out should break a law and she's the victim. Is

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01:40:14,160 --> 01:40:17,920
Speaker 1: what you're saying. Just what you're saying, the flow of life.

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01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:21,200
Speaker 1: It's the ev and flow of life, right, scared, it's

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01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:24,920
Speaker 1: not the it's not the f and flow of life flow.

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01:40:25,360 --> 01:40:28,479
Speaker 1: That's what happens, all right, hold on, we're trying to

1921
01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:31,160
Speaker 1: get First of all, maybe they won't be on the air.

1922
01:40:31,439 --> 01:40:33,559
Speaker 1: They don't like to talk about they're they're calling now.

1923
01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:35,519
Speaker 1: Aren't you kind of interested that they have like a

1924
01:40:35,720 --> 01:40:40,280
Speaker 1: like a lost department. It's live radio. We're calling the

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01:40:40,400 --> 01:40:45,559
Speaker 1: store right now. And also I think we're calling a Okay,

1926
01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:52,599
Speaker 1: detective Brian Downey, he's a detective, he's not the police.

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01:40:53,240 --> 01:40:55,320
Speaker 1: Can I can I please? We have a detective on

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Speaker 1: the phone, Detective Brian Downey from NYPD. Good morning, detective.

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01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:01,280
Speaker 1: How are you sir? Good morning Elvis? How are you

1930
01:41:02,520 --> 01:41:06,200
Speaker 1: remember you're my friend? You know what, even though you

1931
01:41:06,320 --> 01:41:10,719
Speaker 1: know Brian being a police officer, being being a detective,

1932
01:41:10,960 --> 01:41:12,760
Speaker 1: do you have friends who try to take advantage of

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01:41:12,760 --> 01:41:14,200
Speaker 1: the fact that you're an officer and they think they

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01:41:14,200 --> 01:41:15,639
Speaker 1: can break the law and get away with it because

1935
01:41:15,640 --> 01:41:19,320
Speaker 1: you're their friends. I think there's a lot of people

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01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:25,320
Speaker 1: to try and give me free hugs because Okay, so Danielle,

1937
01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:27,200
Speaker 1: you heard what she did at the grocery store, right, No,

1938
01:41:27,320 --> 01:41:30,479
Speaker 1: you didn't. Okay, she went shopping yesterday, Brian, and she

1939
01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:32,640
Speaker 1: bought a hundred and fifty dollars worth of groceries. And

1940
01:41:32,800 --> 01:41:34,920
Speaker 1: she got out to her car and realized she didn't

1941
01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:39,160
Speaker 1: pay for a chocolate pumpkin it was and so rather

1942
01:41:39,200 --> 01:41:40,960
Speaker 1: than going in and paying for it, she ate it.

1943
01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:46,080
Speaker 1: Did she indeed break the law? That's a tough one.

1944
01:41:46,160 --> 01:41:48,200
Speaker 1: I need to consult with a legal perre on this.

1945
01:41:51,160 --> 01:41:54,160
Speaker 1: That's a crock, you know. But the honor of all

1946
01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:56,680
Speaker 1: thing to do would be to to go back and

1947
01:41:57,240 --> 01:42:01,920
Speaker 1: pay your nine cents plus text on your chocolate pumpkin there. Yes,

1948
01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:03,840
Speaker 1: you're right, that would be the honorable thing to do.

1949
01:42:04,040 --> 01:42:08,759
Speaker 1: Honor is overrated. Gandhi Detective her last name is Gandhi

1950
01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:12,160
Speaker 1: Detective Downy. If you were a police officer and you

1951
01:42:12,200 --> 01:42:14,360
Speaker 1: were called to the scene of the crime and they

1952
01:42:14,360 --> 01:42:17,000
Speaker 1: said she actually shoplifted from us, that is that is

1953
01:42:17,040 --> 01:42:21,160
Speaker 1: an offense. It's it's an offense, right. I think there's

1954
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:24,160
Speaker 1: a certain amount of negligence in in the part of

1955
01:42:24,240 --> 01:42:27,040
Speaker 1: the part of the store for sailing to to wring

1956
01:42:27,120 --> 01:42:33,720
Speaker 1: it up. It was in my car, yes, Brian, it

1957
01:42:33,800 --> 01:42:36,200
Speaker 1: was in my car and they did not see it,

1958
01:42:36,320 --> 01:42:40,320
Speaker 1: so you are correct, sir, a smart detective. It's like

1959
01:42:40,439 --> 01:42:42,679
Speaker 1: saying the car. That's like saying the car dealer didn't

1960
01:42:42,720 --> 01:42:44,160
Speaker 1: make it very hard for me to drive the car

1961
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:48,000
Speaker 1: up a lot, so I just took it all right. Well, look,

1962
01:42:48,520 --> 01:42:50,640
Speaker 1: detective Downy. You know we love you very much and

1963
01:42:50,880 --> 01:42:53,680
Speaker 1: we also called him our Brian. We've I think you've

1964
01:42:53,760 --> 01:42:56,520
Speaker 1: let us down on this one because I would prosecute

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01:42:56,560 --> 01:42:59,720
Speaker 1: her to the end of the forest extent of the law.

1966
01:42:59,840 --> 01:43:02,519
Speaker 1: You throw the bucket her, Yes, absolutely, and you get

1967
01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:07,360
Speaker 1: extra hui. All right, thank you, Thank you, Brian. Thank

1968
01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:09,639
Speaker 1: you to everyone at NYPD for keeping us safe today.

1969
01:43:09,760 --> 01:43:12,120
Speaker 1: I have a nice day, working very hard right now.

1970
01:43:12,680 --> 01:43:15,360
Speaker 1: You know, everybody, if you see something, please say something

1971
01:43:15,400 --> 01:43:17,840
Speaker 1: that can I just tell you something that happened this morning,

1972
01:43:17,920 --> 01:43:20,080
Speaker 1: you know, after everything that happened yesterday and this morning

1973
01:43:20,120 --> 01:43:23,000
Speaker 1: here in New York City with the explosive devices are

1974
01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:26,479
Speaker 1: alleged explosive devices this and that, so scary walks into

1975
01:43:26,520 --> 01:43:29,439
Speaker 1: our studio, Brian, you've seen our studio. He walks in

1976
01:43:29,520 --> 01:43:32,160
Speaker 1: with a package, says, huh, I never get packages. I

1977
01:43:32,240 --> 01:43:34,439
Speaker 1: wonder who this is from, and he starts, he starts

1978
01:43:34,560 --> 01:43:39,519
Speaker 1: shaking it. What are you doing? I'm sorry, I didn't

1979
01:43:39,560 --> 01:43:42,120
Speaker 1: know it's the package. I can't assume that it's suspicious.

1980
01:43:43,240 --> 01:43:46,599
Speaker 1: I don't know what we well, we definitely want everybody

1981
01:43:46,680 --> 01:43:49,480
Speaker 1: to do right now if if there is something suspicious,

1982
01:43:49,640 --> 01:43:52,799
Speaker 1: whether whether it's you know, on the subway or wherever

1983
01:43:52,920 --> 01:43:56,040
Speaker 1: it may be, is to UH is to is to

1984
01:43:56,120 --> 01:43:58,519
Speaker 1: really make us, make us aware of it right now,

1985
01:43:58,680 --> 01:44:01,640
Speaker 1: and and and try not to trying not disturb, to

1986
01:44:01,760 --> 01:44:06,160
Speaker 1: disturb it, definitely, don't shake it. Definitely don't attempt to

1987
01:44:06,200 --> 01:44:09,280
Speaker 1: transport you or to move it. Just just call us

1988
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:12,680
Speaker 1: and UH and and let us do our thing right now.

1989
01:44:13,439 --> 01:44:16,599
Speaker 1: So there you go. That's that's the official statement from NYPD.

1990
01:44:16,680 --> 01:44:18,760
Speaker 1: And also the NYPD is saying it's okay to steal

1991
01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:23,880
Speaker 1: chocolate from the grocery. All right, thank you, Brian. Have

1992
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:26,200
Speaker 1: a have a safe day today, sir. We'll talk to

1993
01:44:26,240 --> 01:44:28,840
Speaker 1: you soon. Okay, thank you, do well, take care you

1994
01:44:28,880 --> 01:44:36,559
Speaker 1: gos know. But okay, is your name Angela? I believe

1995
01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:41,719
Speaker 1: right here. Uh Angela, good morning, good morning, good morning. Okay,

1996
01:44:42,080 --> 01:44:44,840
Speaker 1: thank you. I heard you're a listener. I'm not going

1997
01:44:44,920 --> 01:44:46,400
Speaker 1: to say the name of the store where you work,

1998
01:44:46,439 --> 01:44:48,799
Speaker 1: but it is the store where Danielle was shopping yesterday.

1999
01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:54,080
Speaker 1: All the time, I spend a lot of money there,

2000
01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:56,559
Speaker 1: and I'm very nice, aren't I don't I talk to everybody?

2001
01:44:57,520 --> 01:44:59,960
Speaker 1: Do you do a very friendly Okay? She walked out

2002
01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:02,000
Speaker 1: yesterday with a hundred and fifty dollars with the groceries

2003
01:45:02,080 --> 01:45:03,960
Speaker 1: she paid for, but she also had a ninety nine

2004
01:45:04,240 --> 01:45:06,360
Speaker 1: chocolate pumpkin she didn't pay for, and she could have

2005
01:45:06,400 --> 01:45:10,920
Speaker 1: walked into pay for it and she didn't. Isn't that stealing? Listen?

2006
01:45:11,320 --> 01:45:14,320
Speaker 1: My boss loves her and says, you know what, celebrity,

2007
01:45:14,640 --> 01:45:21,880
Speaker 1: it's fine, So your celebrity. That's not right, not a celebrity.

2008
01:45:22,000 --> 01:45:25,040
Speaker 1: But I appreciate you giving me the chocolate pumpkin. Did

2009
01:45:25,120 --> 01:45:27,599
Speaker 1: you see that bit with Ellen Degenerous and Britney spears

2010
01:45:27,640 --> 01:45:29,320
Speaker 1: at them all? They were walking through and they were

2011
01:45:29,360 --> 01:45:31,519
Speaker 1: stealing things from Kiosk, and Ellen was saying, it's okay,

2012
01:45:31,560 --> 01:45:38,920
Speaker 1: she's a celebrity shopping. Yeah, I did some stuff from

2013
01:45:38,960 --> 01:45:41,599
Speaker 1: my new apartment, Daniel, I love you guys over there

2014
01:45:41,680 --> 01:45:46,840
Speaker 1: at that store. Thank you, and it looks beautiful more

2015
01:45:47,080 --> 01:45:49,800
Speaker 1: rangel you you gave us the wrong answer, but thank you.

2016
01:45:49,920 --> 01:45:51,559
Speaker 1: Go go back to tell her when we said, Hi, okay,

2017
01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:54,120
Speaker 1: it's so funny. I can't believe you're getting away with this,

2018
01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:57,479
Speaker 1: totally getting away in the public eye. Yeah. Have you

2019
01:45:57,479 --> 01:45:59,920
Speaker 1: ever done something like this? Do you actually steal something

2020
01:46:00,040 --> 01:46:02,360
Speaker 1: and you accidentally don't pay them? Yeah, I'm sure it's

2021
01:46:02,360 --> 01:46:05,760
Speaker 1: happened all the time. I just think that if it

2022
01:46:05,960 --> 01:46:09,280
Speaker 1: was unintentional, then she did not break the law. If

2023
01:46:09,360 --> 01:46:12,040
Speaker 1: it was premeditated, she broke the law. At the time.

2024
01:46:12,080 --> 01:46:14,040
Speaker 1: Brody just stole a grape soda out of the out

2025
01:46:14,080 --> 01:46:17,040
Speaker 1: of the thing. Said right, but if you realize it

2026
01:46:17,160 --> 01:46:21,600
Speaker 1: before you leave, it's intentional. I left already, you were

2027
01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:25,920
Speaker 1: technically left. It was intentional because she's still talking about it,

2028
01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:28,160
Speaker 1: and you could go back today to pay for it. Yes, yes,

2029
01:46:28,240 --> 01:46:30,280
Speaker 1: you're right. So this happened to me last year. I

2030
01:46:30,360 --> 01:46:33,200
Speaker 1: went to a Halloween store and um, I went to

2031
01:46:33,240 --> 01:46:36,599
Speaker 1: go exchange a costume. I saw the line was too long.

2032
01:46:36,720 --> 01:46:38,360
Speaker 1: I walked out. I put down the costume I was

2033
01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:41,400
Speaker 1: gonna exchange went into my car and saw I actually

2034
01:46:41,439 --> 01:46:44,680
Speaker 1: took the costume that I wanted. So do I go

2035
01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:46,519
Speaker 1: back now a year later, or do I wear for

2036
01:46:46,520 --> 01:46:49,680
Speaker 1: Halloween this year? I didn't pay for it given as

2037
01:46:49,720 --> 01:46:52,080
Speaker 1: someone who's needing and needs a costume? Did you exchange?

2038
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:55,240
Speaker 1: I left the one that I bought, and then I

2039
01:46:55,320 --> 01:46:58,439
Speaker 1: took the one that I wanted to exchange. No, No,

2040
01:46:58,640 --> 01:47:01,360
Speaker 1: they lost? Did they lose? My me on that? That's

2041
01:47:01,360 --> 01:47:07,280
Speaker 1: worse than a pumpkin? You know what you guys, just

2042
01:47:07,479 --> 01:47:09,920
Speaker 1: you live with yourselves. Okay. So I got two pairs

2043
01:47:09,960 --> 01:47:12,280
Speaker 1: of shoes the other day and when they were wringing

2044
01:47:12,280 --> 01:47:14,200
Speaker 1: it up, but both of the shoes were on clearance,

2045
01:47:14,560 --> 01:47:16,720
Speaker 1: and then they had accidentally overcharged me for one. But

2046
01:47:16,800 --> 01:47:19,360
Speaker 1: when she fixed the price, it ended up being way lower,

2047
01:47:19,760 --> 01:47:21,599
Speaker 1: and I checked out and I just didn't say anything

2048
01:47:21,640 --> 01:47:24,720
Speaker 1: about it. Terrible. It's not your fault, that's that's not

2049
01:47:24,840 --> 01:47:26,600
Speaker 1: your fault. That's not your fault. That's it. That's the

2050
01:47:26,640 --> 01:47:28,920
Speaker 1: store making mistake that fell into your favorite. Well, here's

2051
01:47:28,920 --> 01:47:31,960
Speaker 1: what I learned today in closing I have I'm gonna

2052
01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:34,280
Speaker 1: take a break in just a second. I see Nate

2053
01:47:34,479 --> 01:47:36,599
Speaker 1: is like doing that take a break sign. So fast,

2054
01:47:36,680 --> 01:47:39,719
Speaker 1: he's about to take flight. Look, just give me a moment.

2055
01:47:41,439 --> 01:47:44,840
Speaker 1: I called. We called a police officer, we called the store.

2056
01:47:45,600 --> 01:47:47,960
Speaker 1: Both of them said what you did was fine. So

2057
01:47:48,160 --> 01:47:50,640
Speaker 1: you know what, I give up. I give up this

2058
01:47:50,760 --> 01:47:53,040
Speaker 1: world of ours. I just give the f up. I

2059
01:47:53,160 --> 01:47:57,880
Speaker 1: appreciate you all. Okay, So today I encourage everyone, whatever

2060
01:47:57,920 --> 01:48:04,160
Speaker 1: you want to see that brisket, take it, crity, put

2061
01:48:04,200 --> 01:48:06,160
Speaker 1: that brisket, put it between your legs and walk out.

2062
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:09,519
Speaker 1: They won't see it, marinated. You know what I'm saying.

2063
01:48:09,800 --> 01:48:12,400
Speaker 1: Take the brisket, take the chocolate pumpkins, do whatever you want,

2064
01:48:12,400 --> 01:48:17,519
Speaker 1: because it's totally fine. And I encourage it to take him,

2065
01:48:17,720 --> 01:48:21,840
Speaker 1: take him and just rob them. Oh my god. Alright,

2066
01:48:21,920 --> 01:48:24,400
Speaker 1: I could throw up the pumpkin if you want. That's okay,

2067
01:48:24,520 --> 01:48:27,439
Speaker 1: thank you. You're such a MoMA bird. All Right, we

2068
01:48:27,520 --> 01:48:28,880
Speaker 1: gotta take a break. I have to sit here and

2069
01:48:28,960 --> 01:48:30,360
Speaker 1: just trying to figure out what kind of world we're

2070
01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:33,360
Speaker 1: living in. The official Twitter account of The Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Search for Elvis Duran Show on Twitter and follow us

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Speaker 1: now Elvistin in the Morning Show. In the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All Right, a couple of things I've posted on my

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Speaker 1: ends to today. First of all. I'm loving my hoodie,

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Speaker 1: my King Sladeen money bear hoodie. That's so cool, it's unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: King Sladeen he actually puts some of these up for

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Speaker 1: sale in his website for a while to raise money

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Speaker 1: for cancer research of really great organization in Philly, and uh,

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Speaker 1: we're thinking about putting more shirts out. I'm gonna work

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Speaker 1: with him and see if he wants to do it.

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Speaker 1: Let's raise more money because it's all about f cancer.

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Speaker 1: You know, I tried to go buy one of those

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Speaker 1: hoodies and it was sold out. I know everyone wants

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Speaker 1: everyone wants the money bear man. These are so look

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Speaker 1: at this. I know I want one. I want I

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Speaker 1: want to touch it. Come to country very text text

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Speaker 1: touch my money Bear, and also on Insta. I just

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Speaker 1: took another visit. I paid another visit to the atomic

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Speaker 1: toaster and I burned my knuckle hair and I used

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Speaker 1: the F word. This toaster we have. Brody brought it

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Speaker 1: up here. I think it's from his mom's house from

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Speaker 1: when you were a little boy. Right, this toaster when

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Speaker 1: you were a kid. I got when I moved out.

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Speaker 1: That was the one thing I took with me. Well,

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Speaker 1: this toaster, seriously it uses some kind of toasting technology

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Speaker 1: that they don't use anymore. I mean, it's the same

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Speaker 1: kind of stuff that gets gets rockets to go into

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Speaker 1: outer space. It's definitely, definitely not OSHA compliant anyway. So

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Speaker 1: we use this atomic toaster and it goes from zero

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Speaker 1: to a thousand degrees in like one minute, and it glows.

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Speaker 1: It glows like the if you could go to the

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Speaker 1: core of the Earth. It's the same temperature as this

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Speaker 1: atomic It looks like something on teen Titans Go. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you like you know how they have

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Speaker 1: like a monster glowing in the background sometimes and the

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Speaker 1: mouth opens and closes that it looks like I think

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Speaker 1: it was like an accident from like Fukushima. There's something

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Speaker 1: strange happening with that toaster. Every time I walk by

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Speaker 1: it feel funny. You can you could smelt steel in

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Speaker 1: this thing? Yeah, the knob where it has the temperature numbers,

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Speaker 1: the numbers melt at all. So here's my question. We

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Speaker 1: got friends like PC Richard and maybe I can throw

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Speaker 1: with a little toaster. I feel like we could buy

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Speaker 1: ourselves a toaster or steal one. Just go to the store,

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Speaker 1: buy some other stuff and you don't want. I'll just

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Speaker 1: take this. I'm gonna take this. I spent enough money otherwise.

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Speaker 1: They owe me a toast, should spot a bed from

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Speaker 1: PC Richard and they won't miss a little Hamilton's beach toaster.

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Speaker 1: Remember when you went through that list of child's toys

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Speaker 1: that they don't make anymore because they're not safe, like

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Speaker 1: lawn darts. This is like one of those things that

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Speaker 1: we can't make this anymore. It's gonna set all of

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Speaker 1: downtown Manhattan on fire. Yesterday they were running around all

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Speaker 1: the all the heroes in New York City from the NYPD.

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Speaker 1: We're running around New York City trying to find these

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Speaker 1: explosive devices. And they actually stopped by and tried to

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Speaker 1: take the toaster. They took it downstairs and they put

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Speaker 1: it in a big metal sphere and Brodie's like, no, no, anyway,

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Speaker 1: I tell you this pop tart is fabulous. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Kellogg's what from the Department of They don't make them

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Speaker 1: like this anymore. My Aunt Millie refuses to part with

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Speaker 1: her microwave from like the nineteen eighties. It's the one

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Speaker 1: what you have just amana radar range, that's the one.

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Speaker 1: And she's like this thing is better than anything else today.

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Speaker 1: But my mother first got hers. They had a clash

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Speaker 1: to teach you how to cook in a microwave of

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Speaker 1: and I kid, you're not, and they said, you know, mom.

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Speaker 1: Mom came home, she said, you know you can. You

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Speaker 1: can dry your pantyhose, didn't he And my Dad's like,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you should do that. So Mom put

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Speaker 1: her pantyhose in the microwave and it caught on fire,

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Speaker 1: and the pantyhos caught on fire, and it melted the

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Speaker 1: plastic roof and everything's gonna melted. There were sparks flying around.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know pantios catch on fire like that at

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Speaker 1: our house. One time, I got into a fight with

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Speaker 1: one of my friends and we were just like Yankee

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Speaker 1: back and forth this candy bar, and I took the

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Speaker 1: candy bar and I ran into my house and I

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Speaker 1: was like, ha ha, I'm gonna nuke it so that

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Speaker 1: he can't eat it through it in the microwave, and

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Speaker 1: the little blue lightning bolts that started flying across because

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Speaker 1: there was foil in the candy bar. I wasn't ready.

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Speaker 1: Why does that happen with chicken? Sometimes? If I will

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Speaker 1: new chicken sometimes, but it's there's no foil on it.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes little sparks fly out of the chicken. It's one

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Speaker 1: of those, one of those fake chickens, fake chicken. Great

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Speaker 1: Tea was right speaking of Great Tea a roundhead, fake chickens.

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Speaker 1: I tell you, nobody wants to believe me. Alright, Okay,

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Speaker 1: where are you calling from? Great Tea is giving back

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Speaker 1: scratches for money, and he's going to donate the money

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Speaker 1: to charity. I'll give you one head. Hey, how you doing,

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Speaker 1: Danielle Danilla? You're getting a back scratch by this roundhead. Now,

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Speaker 1: how much are you going to pay him for this?

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Speaker 1: Daniel Well, I only got five dollars and he's just

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Speaker 1: an hour. Alright, maybe you can get a good deal

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Speaker 1: out of him. You know, if if he pay cash,

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Speaker 1: he didn't have to report it. I got it right here,

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Speaker 1: I'll be here. You guys have a nice backscratch session.

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Speaker 1: So great, Greg, how much money have you made so far?

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Speaker 1: Scratching backs? Is scratching backs? Hey, listen? Legitimately I have

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Speaker 1: made now forty three dollars. I went on to the

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Speaker 1: sales floor, yeah, and I started scratching one and then

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden all the sales people started coming out,

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Speaker 1: and then I started scratching all their backs, and then

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Danielle Blulo, she texted me and

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Speaker 1: she goes, get over, scratch my back. I told him that,

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Speaker 1: I said, I need a scratch so bad. You see

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Speaker 1: him and doing that for me, and he said, I'm

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Speaker 1: coming right now. I have five dollars, though I hope

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Speaker 1: you could do it for me for five dollars. We

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Speaker 1: love you, Danielle. By the way, we had such a

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Speaker 1: great time at Hope Lodge yesterday. We've been talking about

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Speaker 1: him all morning. I know, Oh my god, what a

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Speaker 1: beautiful time we had. That was nice, all right, And

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Speaker 1: I can't believe the sales people at our sales department.

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Speaker 1: They're actually taking money out of their pockets to give us.

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Speaker 1: But they're so they're so cheap, these people. All right,

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Speaker 1: we love you, great teo. We gotta go and love you.

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Speaker 1: Danielle from Scary scratches the sales people's backs, and he

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Speaker 1: gets paid in commercials. I tell you what, everyone on

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Speaker 1: the show, you know, is eligible to go to the

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Speaker 1: sales department here and say hey, I'm available to do

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Speaker 1: you know, partnerships with there with with with advertisers this

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Speaker 1: and that. Scary is down there every day giving massages

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Speaker 1: paying I'm just kissing their butts. I'm giving good ideas

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Speaker 1: for campaigns, I know. But Scary, well, he'll find out

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Speaker 1: that they're talking a great tea about doing and he'll

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Speaker 1: go down and steal it totally Scooper totally, and which

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Speaker 1: is it's awful because the rest of us don't do that.

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Speaker 1: The rest of us will say, oh, you know what,

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Speaker 1: Scary would be better for this than me, and we

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Speaker 1: pass it off to him. But Scary even though he

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Speaker 1: doesn't have a kid. He'll do the diaper commercial right, Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's done diaper commercials. He does an alarm commercial and

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Speaker 1: his apartment is the most protected guarded the apartment in

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Speaker 1: the world. He did a commercial for this Jerry Curl

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Speaker 1: stuff and he's the guy. If you pass on it,

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01:56:09,840 --> 01:56:11,720
Speaker 1: they right away go to Scary because they know he's

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Speaker 1: gonna say yes, it's like Scary for tampon. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: wanted to. For vaping. He did vaping erect all dysfunction. Yes,

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Speaker 1: by the way, he was really going to do those.

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Speaker 1: One never came through. The erect called dysfunction literally just

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Speaker 1: lad limb. He wants to do pregnancy tests. He does. Alright,

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Speaker 1: So if you want to, if you want to scary

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Speaker 1: to be your guy, he's a veil on your pitchman.

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Speaker 1: He's here's your here's your Carney. All right, we gotta

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Speaker 1: take a break. Oh great, Uh, Halloween week of phone taps.

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Speaker 1: This week we have one coming up in a couple

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Speaker 1: of seconds. Hang on. Follow Elvis on Twitter at Elvis Sturran.

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Speaker 1: This he's Elvie Sturing in the Morning Show. Getting up

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Speaker 1: early is tough, but sometimes falling asleep at a decent

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Speaker 1: time is actually tougher. If you in the fall asleep,

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Speaker 1: try what I use the new sequel Perez's Melatonin gummies.

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Speaker 1: It's the drug free way to fall asleep naturally without

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Speaker 1: feeling groggy in the morning. Elvis, Elvis Durant, the Elvis

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Speaker 1: Durant phone tap. All right, Daniel, what's it all about. Well,

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Speaker 1: Ben's girlfriend, Jamie is really jealous of a new girl

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Speaker 1: at the office that Ben works with. So we said,

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Speaker 1: let's call Jamie and say there's a Halloween party at

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Speaker 1: the office and the new girl and Ben are going together.

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Speaker 1: So I set it up and then I kind of

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Speaker 1: let them take off. They do. It's another evil mad

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Speaker 1: phone tap Halloween style. Here we go, hello him as

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Speaker 1: week with Ben? Please? Uh? Ben is not here right now?

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Speaker 1: Can you give Ben a message for me? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: this this is Elana from the office. Okay, we're actually

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Speaker 1: going to an office um Halloween party together. We work

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Speaker 1: at the office together. I don't know if you've ever

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Speaker 1: mentioned me. Uh, I'm sorry, you're going to a Halloween party. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's a Halloween party at the office and they're like

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Speaker 1: pairing us off. So Ben and I are going as

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Speaker 1: Hugh Heffner and a playboy bunny. Your bosses this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's no like hanky panky going on. Okay, then why

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Speaker 1: do you pick Hugh Heffner and a playboy bunny. I'm sorry,

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01:58:14,480 --> 01:58:17,120
Speaker 1: it's a little skanky. He's inappropriate for an office because

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Speaker 1: I look good in the playboy bunny costume, That's why.

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01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:20,680
Speaker 1: And I want to wear a costume that I feel

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Speaker 1: good and look good in. I'm sorry, that's inappropriate and

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01:58:23,520 --> 01:58:27,880
Speaker 1: it's disrespectful. Well, I'm disrespectful. And if it's not disrespectful,

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Speaker 1: because you have a problem with that, I will call

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Speaker 1: your boss and I will tell him that I have

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01:58:33,520 --> 01:58:35,560
Speaker 1: an issue with this. Do you really think Ben is

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01:58:35,560 --> 01:58:37,240
Speaker 1: gonna be He's gonna be a little pissed that you're

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01:58:37,280 --> 01:58:39,920
Speaker 1: making such a big deal. Ben is pissed. I'm pissed.

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Speaker 1: I'm all are you you call? No, you call my house.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to my boyfriend and say, you're

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Speaker 1: going as a playboy bunny with him to a party.

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Speaker 1: Your boyfriend picked my name out of a hat. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, boyfriend. I don't think that's that's an official

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01:58:54,920 --> 01:58:58,480
Speaker 1: thing he has my boyfriend. I'm not having some office

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Speaker 1: skank go with him to some party. Excuse me, office skank. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Tell him that I have the costume

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Speaker 1: that it doesn't fit very well. It's a little tight

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Speaker 1: and short and skimpy, but I'm gonna wear it anyway. Okay, goodbye.

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Speaker 1: She is not happy with you right now. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: she's gonna kill me, all right, is She's gonna probably

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Speaker 1: call you any second. So just let me know when

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Speaker 1: she calls him, then we will conference her in. Okay,

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01:59:25,520 --> 01:59:27,800
Speaker 1: so we're gonna conference her in. This was not your idea.

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Speaker 1: This is an office policy thing. Okay, Okay, here we go. So, um,

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Speaker 1: I just talked to Elena. Yeah, yeah, no, don't be idiot.

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Speaker 1: I just talked to Elena, who called my house, yelled

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Speaker 1: at me and said that you are going with her

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Speaker 1: to some office party as you has to hear in

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Speaker 1: a playboy bunny. Ok I'm sorry, sorry, O, a little

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Speaker 1: message for you that her little outfit is too tight. Okay,

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Speaker 1: okay are you laughing? Are you laughing? Come on, come on,

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Speaker 1: come on, you're freaking Why would you have to tell

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Speaker 1: me about this? I'm sorry. This sounds like I've never

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Speaker 1: had some office party while you bring a coworker, you

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Speaker 1: pick a name for the hat, give me a break,

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Speaker 1: you know what I want you to do that? Maybe

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Speaker 1: you gotta calm down, You gotta calm down. This is no.

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Speaker 1: Do not tell me to calm down. Do not tell

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Speaker 1: me to calm down. Not saying she doesn't even look

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Speaker 1: that good in the costume. Oh you are so full

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Speaker 1: of you know. We walk down the street. One guy

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Speaker 1: even looks at me, and you give me hell. This

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Speaker 1: girl calms in my house, and I'll tell you one thing.

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Speaker 1: She's a bitch. She got the phone, she was acting

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Speaker 1: a cute Oh where's dead? Oh? What happened to party?

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Speaker 1: This is a book. You don't tell me that where

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Speaker 1: our own party we're going through? What you who cares? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Our own party where you thought it would be should

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Speaker 1: be Shrek and Fiona. I saw the costume. I looked

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Speaker 1: like Ogre. It comes with green makeup, because that's the costume.

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Speaker 1: The costume isn't over of course you go. You don't

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Speaker 1: want to see me as a playboy bunny. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but I have a banging body. You're gonna put me

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Speaker 1: in some stupid course of the things. I will not

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Speaker 1: go with you, Fiona to a party the next Saturday.

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Speaker 1: Are you an idiot? You know what? You can bring

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Speaker 1: one of your boys, dress him up as little Eddie

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Speaker 1: Murphy Donkey and take him all right, because I'm not

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Speaker 1: going with you as I know Ogar as Fiona. What

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Speaker 1: you look cute in the Ogre costumes? Yeah? I look

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Speaker 1: cute in a little bunny costume. Oh I'm sorry, but

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Speaker 1: let's already taken with your other date. It's it's I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying you wouldn't look good as a bunny, but

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Speaker 1: I'm already going to another party with Elena as a

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Speaker 1: bunny and Hefner. We can't do the same costume. Come on,

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Speaker 1: I know we give you the same costume, the same

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Speaker 1: costume as her. I don't want you going with her,

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Speaker 1: you know, tonight, tonight, tonight, pack your back and stay

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Speaker 1: out of the house. Because if I'm not cute enough

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Speaker 1: to be a little playboy bunny after you, Fiona, shrek

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Speaker 1: ogre go and stay with Plato. Okay, maybe she can

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Speaker 1: take care of all of you. It's not like we're

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Speaker 1: going on a date. It's an office thing. It's like

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Speaker 1: we're going to work. Okay, it's an office party. And

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Speaker 1: why do you have to take q Hessner and a

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Speaker 1: playboy bunny? We had to be a couple. And that's

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Speaker 1: that's the things. Aren't a bunny and Hugh Hefner? Why not?

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Speaker 1: The mother said, why don't you be Doue Clinton and Hillary?

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Speaker 1: There are famous couple peple. Seemed like a good idea,

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Speaker 1: thing like, it just seemed like his good idea. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I think it seemed with a good

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Speaker 1: idea because you think she's cute, and I think it's

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Speaker 1: a little suspicious that you pick the cute little model.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you pick Samantha. I met Samantha. I don't

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Speaker 1: you can know Samantha May a hundred pounds funny a

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Speaker 1: little bunny suit, okay, would not have been a good

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Speaker 1: choice for you and Samantha. You. Oh, they're a famous couple.

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Speaker 1: Let's see them. Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah, Jamie. Yeah. Actually,

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