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Speaker 1: in and they're hungry and they want a nice meal

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Speaker 1: and they see my name on the menu, that's awesome.

427
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Speaker 1: It's like my It's like being Tommy John having an operation,

428
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Speaker 1: but it's food. It's what. But no, I would like

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Speaker 1: to win a Mark Cony. I did work at w

430
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Speaker 1: e I in Dreaded Boston. McBain hates it, but they

431
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 1: won the Marconi Awards. So I consider myself part of

432
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Speaker 1: a team that won the Marconi Award for the top

433
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Speaker 1: Sports Radio station in the country. There are individual Marconi awards,

434
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Speaker 1: but I have not I will not nominate myself. Someone

435
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Speaker 1: has to submit it, and nobody has chosen to do

436
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 1: that from this company, and no listeners have done it.

437
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 1: I don't even know if listeners are allowed to do it.

438
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: I know Pierre was making a big deal about that

439
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 1: about submitting something, but I don't think he actually did so.

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Speaker 1: I have never won any awards, and no one I

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Speaker 1: know that I work with because of the overnights, they

442
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 1: don't really give awards out to overnight people, so none

443
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Speaker 1: of us have won any awards. There you go, Do

444
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 1: you know anyone this one award in radio? I think

445
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Speaker 1: Coward has well, yeah, probably probably anyway. Fats from Philly,

446
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: Fats from Philly rights in. This guy's crazy. This guy

447
00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 1: your typical neanderthal Philadelphia sports mean. He says it has

448
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 1: more stars on the American flag or pimples on my

449
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: ass cheeks. Would you care for an actual video signed

450
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: Fats in Philly? You can take that one. Well, I

451
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: have seen all that Fats has to offer, not that

452
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: I wanted to see all that Fats has to offer. Oh,

453
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 1: this is the guy Ryan that during the NFL Draft

454
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 1: lit himself on fire and screamed my name, Ben Baler.

455
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: I thought that. I thought he was the guy that

456
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Speaker 1: you met at that truck stop. And that's why you No, No,

457
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Speaker 1: that's that's moving man, Matt. You're getting your callers, your

458
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: your celebrity callers mixed up. Bad job by you. This

459
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Speaker 1: is a different celebrity. This is Fat from Philly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've never met Fats. Fats is one of the great

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Speaker 1: characters in the history of the show. I'm so glad

462
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Speaker 1: Fats founder show. So this guy Fats, this cat Fats right,

463
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: he loves the show. He he lights his chest hair

464
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Speaker 1: on fire during the draft and screams my name. Then

465
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 1: we have this guy, Doc Mike, who drinks his own piss, right,

466
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Speaker 1: So Fats thought it would be fun to goof around

467
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Speaker 1: with Doc Mike and and pretend like he was gonna,

468
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Speaker 1: you know, be a Doc disciple. So he starts talking

469
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Speaker 1: to Doc on the phone, and Doc believes you should

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Speaker 1: drink your own urine. So Fats made a video in

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Speaker 1: his kitchen. He wanted to prove that he was drinking

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Speaker 1: his own urine straight from the tap, so he so

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Speaker 1: he he took I think it was like a little cup,

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Speaker 1: and then he had the video and he pulled his

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Speaker 1: shorts down and uh the full Monty, the full, the

476
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 1: twig and berries right there and uh, yeah we saw

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Speaker 1: all the Fats. I have not seen his ass cheeks,

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Speaker 1: and I'm good though, I'm good. Yes, Scot would probably

479
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: like that, but he's not. He's not here. He is,

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00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: that's true. But if I'm betting, I'm betting that Fats

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Speaker 1: has more pimples on his ass than the American flag

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Speaker 1: has stars. You're probably you're probably right. Well, here's a

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00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 1: new email. This is from Little Fats. It says, Fats

484
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: in Philly's twenty two year old son. How about how

485
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 1: much you having Fats as your dad? You imagine having

486
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: a crazy dad like that, wild and crazy that will

487
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 1: light himself on fire. Anyway, Little Fats, I wonder how

488
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: fat Little Fast is says if you had to guess

489
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: who is more crazy, mirror Pops double shows a um,

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00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 1: which is that's the famous sign off by Fats and Philly.

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00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 1: He says, us, uh, double shows him. Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: know much about you, a little Fats, but I know

493
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: you're old man's nuts. He's got he's got the roastes

494
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: going there that that Fats guy in a good way,

495
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: and he's everything you expected that every trope of a

496
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Speaker 1: Philadelphia sports fan. That's Fats in a nutshell. That's the

497
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Speaker 1: guy that you know people goof on Philly and certain

498
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Speaker 1: fans of Philly. But that, to me, Fats is great.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know much about your Fats. But if

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Speaker 1: you are anywhere close to your old man, then when

501
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: I say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree,

502
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,919
Speaker 1: isn't what they say? That's true? Phrase? So yeah, and

503
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: you're and you're you're younger, so yeah, can you light

504
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: yourself on fire? Though? That don't do it for me?

505
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 1: But can you light yourself on fire? Yeah? Do it

506
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: like storm? Wow, that's a fantastic four comic book reference.

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00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: Shane Shane writes in Here We Go. Shane writes and says, Hey, Ben,

508
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 1: question for you. I know you have lost a ton

509
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Speaker 1: of weight and you work the overnight shift like me.

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00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: Do you do all of your eating before work or

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Speaker 1: do you still eat at night? Which is hard to

512
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 1: do but you know, at the worst time. Alright, So

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00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 1: a couple of things here, Shane. Let's start with the

514
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 1: fact that I have a very bizarre situation I do

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00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: inter minute fasting is my michigas. I'm into the intermitute fasting,

516
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: and so I don't eat very much during the week,

517
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 1: and that's worked for me. You should, as I said earlier,

518
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: don't take advice, dietary advice, medical advice from someone on

519
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,719
Speaker 1: the radio or a podcast. But it's worked for me.

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00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: And my routine is to eat. When I do eat,

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00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: I'll eat normally around four or five o'clock in the afternoon,

522
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: so what I considered like the middle of the day,

523
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: which is not really the middle of the day. It's

524
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Speaker 1: kind of earlier in the day, and that's it. I

525
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: try to eat and for one hour and sometimes less

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Speaker 1: than that. I'll eat a meal slowly and then maybe

527
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: a little snack and then that's it and I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I try to fast at least twenty three hours, but

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Speaker 1: usually I do a couple of fasts that are longer

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Speaker 1: than that, and then overnight I just drink a lot

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Speaker 1: of water. And I figured out it doesn't work for everybody,

532
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: but it works for me that I can trick my

533
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Speaker 1: stomach by filling it with water and it it works.

534
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: Now the problem I've had recently is the key to

535
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: this is to just work out occasionally, go on the treadmill,

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00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: get a little sweat going, because then you burn off

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00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: the water. Recently, though, McBain, I have not been able

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00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: to do at because my treadmill is in thirteen thousand pieces,

539
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: so it is a little problem. I have a lot

540
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: of water weight, but it'll go away as soon as

541
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Speaker 1: I start getting back and being able to work out

542
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: again once I move in a couple of weeks. So

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00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: that's that's the move. You don't work over nights, pik Man.

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00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: So I don't know what you would have the tips

545
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: on losing weight. Uh, you know, I try to work

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Speaker 1: out of like, uh, at least three times a week.

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00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: If I can't run or go to the gym, I

548
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: just I'll like go on long walks like yeah, yeah,

549
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: walking is great, walking three or four miles. I try

550
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: and get in. Uh. I try not to pig out,

551
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: you know, um and uh water waters, water is key

552
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: or light beer that works, or you know about whiskey.

553
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: Whiskey is too because whiskey has no carbs. So there

554
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: you go, go with the whiskey went into out, throw

555
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 1: the whiskey out. I hope that helps you. Good good luck,

556
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: it's tough, man. I've been battling and weight my entire life.

557
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: It's a pain in the ass. But I don't give

558
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: have you try right cocaine and go to the Hollywood Hills?

559
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: So yes, exactly. Craig from Cammel's City, formerly of St. Louis, says,

560
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: I think I asked this years ago. But Jennifer Aniston

561
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: or Angeline, Angelina Joe Lee, Oh, it's it's easy. Yeah, Angelina,

562
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? He says Jennifer Aniston. But

563
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: I tend it's just like that's called what it is?

564
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: What's the new? We've got to update that. Unfortunately, because

565
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: both of them have they've got a little older now

566
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. What would be the new?

567
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: I'm not really you're a twitch guy, so you're up

568
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: on pop culture, like, who are the two women who

569
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 1: you would put in those categories there that you would

570
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: say It's like the old was Gilligan's Island, That should do?

571
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: Mary Anner Ginger was the thing? Right? That was always

572
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: the Which one would you be more attracted to? Type deal?

573
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. I gotta I gotta think about this one.

574
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a girl who I think is drop

575
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Speaker 1: dead gorgeous. That's Karen Gillen. Oh my god, I give

576
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: her my left kidney. Really. Oh yes, I love that

577
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: head hold on, I don't know who this is? All

578
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: that would be like, let me google Karen. What's your

579
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: last name? Yeah? G I l l A N. Yeah,

580
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: I think it's I A N. But yeah, g I

581
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: L l a N an actress. Actress, Yes, Scottish actress, yes,

582
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: six ft tall, red hair. Oh yeah, you like you

583
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:30,719
Speaker 1: like those redheads? Oh? I do? I do? Firecrackers? Yes, yes, yeah? Okay,

584
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: all right, she's a lovely lady. I've never heard of

585
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: her before. What had she been in? Uh? Gardens of

586
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: the Galaxy? Uh? Oh wait, I'm looking she's yeah, okay,

587
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: I haven't been to the movies. By the way, guests,

588
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: who's now recently single? Who would that be? Mia Khalifa?

589
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: She's single? Now? Is that right? Yeah? She's single. Would

590
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: you like to take me a Khalif out on a

591
00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: nice day? Would you like to? Um? I don't know. Uh.

592
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: She's definitely got a lot of experience a rookie, she

593
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: has experienced, She said that recently, since, she says since

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Speaker 1: she announced that she's seeing all that She's had to

595
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: block a lot of people on the internet. Imagine that.

596
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: Could you imagine all the messages she's getting. Yeah, that's

597
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: that's not a job you can leave easily. That's a job.

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00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: It's it's kind of like being a musician. You know,

599
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: when you're a musician, you read a song when you're

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00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: twenty years old, and then when you're sixty years old,

601
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: people still want you to perform the song. When you're

602
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: a porn star, the same thing people people expect you to. Wow. Well,

603
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: she was dating a lot of athletes, wasn't she the athlete,

604
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: And a lot of athletes are trying to slide in

605
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: her d M s and she would put them on blast.

606
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's not well. You shouldn't be like, I don't know, uh,

607
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: propositioning people on the internet. That's bad. I had a

608
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: porn star get upset with me one time on Twitter

609
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: over something, and then I said, but it wasn't me,

610
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: a caliph, it was somebody else. I forget her name. Uh.

611
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: She named some of the film she's in. I know,

612
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: I know it was something I said about the Dodgers,

613
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: and I think it was the story. Remember, was a

614
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: teenage girl ran out on the field hug Cody Bellinger

615
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, and you remember that story.

616
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: But we anyway, we had the girl called the show

617
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: we found I found her on Twitter and it was

618
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: like it was like one of those stories for twenty

619
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Speaker 1: four hours where I was like, oh, you know, she

620
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: became internet famous for twenty four hours whatever, and she's

621
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Speaker 1: a big dodger fans. We put her on that was interesting,

622
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: like what happens to you when you run out on

623
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Speaker 1: the field at a game? And she she told the

624
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: stories like nothing happened like that. Her mom came down

625
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: and had to take her and yelled at her and

626
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: then that was like and the security guards were laughing.

627
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: And anyway, so this porn star got upset that I

628
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Speaker 1: was giving her face Lisa. And by the way, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: yes yeah, look at you. You know your porn stars.

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Speaker 1: That's a great film to check it out, Lise, look

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00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: at you. Unbelievable poor knowledge. You must have been to

632
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: the Avian Awards before. Come on, that is a very impressive. Wow.

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Speaker 1: I am a sayer of knowledge. I would not have

634
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 1: that name just was in and out of my head.

635
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 1: But yeah, Lisa Anne who was messing around doing some

636
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: satellite radio show or something like that. I don't know

637
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: if she still does, but she got upset with me

638
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: over my my hot take and got angry. Why was

639
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: she mad? I forget exactly. I have to go look

640
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:34,760
Speaker 1: it up. But it was something to do as I remember,

641
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: and remember your memory is not usually all like, but

642
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: as I recall, it was something to do with the

643
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: I was giving this girl attention for running on the field,

644
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: and I shouldn't do that, because you shouldn't celebrate that,

645
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,919
Speaker 1: you know, that kind of stick in the mud type

646
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: what you'd think from a porn star. You wouldn't care, right, Yeah,

647
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: exactly care about that. But she did. She get very

648
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: upset about that around here too. Yeah. I believe you're correct.

649
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: And she does like the Dodgers, and so she's into sports.

650
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:05,879
Speaker 1: She follows the Dodgers. I don't know she's I don't

651
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: know what's going on with her. I don't know. He's

652
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: the most famous porn star. You know, the most famous

653
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: ports star of all time is Ron Jeremy. No Kim Kardashian.

654
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: That's Kid das right. Without Ray, Without Ray J and her,

655
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: there's no Kim Kardashian. She became a viral sensation of

656
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: the nation because of a taboo video. Yeah. I mean

657
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 1: if I put out a sex tape, I don't think

658
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: i'd be famous. I don't know. I don't know how

659
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: that happened, you know. Yeah, Oh, if I put out

660
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 1: at tape, I'd get arrested. So what's the villa sex

661
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: tape drop? Nobody wants to see that. That'll it'd be

662
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,479
Speaker 1: like Medusa. You'll become blind if you see that, My god,

663
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: holy trap. Johnny from Kentucky writes in blue Grass Countries, says,

664
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Speaker 1: how can I convince my wife to see the light

665
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 1: with us and eat crunchy tacos When we have taco

666
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: night at home? She will we eat soft shells, and

667
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: I say, that's not a taco, that's a burrito. Please help,

668
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: counselor band, Signed Johnny in Glasgow, Kentucky. Well, a great,

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00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,240
Speaker 1: great email, Johnny. First of all, you're right, your wife

670
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: is completely wrong. I'm sure your wife's a lovely lady

671
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: and you love her very much. You married her, you've

672
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,800
Speaker 1: got a lifetime contract. But this is a bad take

673
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: by your wife on tacos. So let me let me

674
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: educate your wife. Okay, I have I live in the

675
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 1: mecca of Mexican food in southern California, and we are

676
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: just north of the Mexican border. We're like another state

677
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: in Mexico. It's wonderful with all the different culinary choices.

678
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: We have a Mexican food here. It's wonderful where I live,

679
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: and I have. I have friends of mine. I had buddy,

680
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: my Alex, my friend Alex, he passed away a couple

681
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: of years ago, and Mexican guy, and he used to

682
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: bust my balls because he said, those are gringo tacos, right,

683
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,280
Speaker 1: that the the the the crunchy tacos are gingo taco

684
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: And I disagree to me. That is the perfect meal

685
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: because you get all the delicious meat, all the delicious cheese,

686
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: a little bit of less, not too much lettuce for me, um,

687
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: whatever else you like in your taco, and then you

688
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: get the deep fried crunch of that corn or flour.

689
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 1: I like corn shell. It's perfect it. You don't mess

690
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: with perfection. And I need the crunch. I need the crunch.

691
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: You don't get that. And you're absolutely correct that a

692
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: soft taco is just a burrito that hasn't been wrapped.

693
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: That's all it is. It's a small, little pint sized burrito.

694
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: And and so so No, And if you ever get

695
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 1: to l A the the holy land of the crunchy tacos,

696
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: this place called Tito's Tacos. It's in Culver City and

697
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: I used to go there when I lived at the

698
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: old apartment three times a week. That's probably why I

699
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 1: got so fat, because I love those tacos so much.

700
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: And and if you go there, you might want to

701
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: get a second job because the tacos used to cost.

702
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: When I started going there, they were like a dollar

703
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 1: seventy five, which was I thought expensive a two dollar taco.

704
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: Now they're like five bucks. Yeah, it's like five bucks

705
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: for a taco. It's just ridiculous. They're big tacos. Yeah,

706
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 1: I mean they're big, but they're not they're not human.

707
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: Have you never been there? No? But but I know,

708
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: I know, Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah,

709
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: not really. It's and you're you're close enough you don't

710
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: have to get on a plane to go there, so

711
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: you should check it out. And I've tried to recreate

712
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: My wife does a pretty good rip off version of

713
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: Tito's Tacos. We don't have a deep friar. They deep

714
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: fry their shells and so they have an advantage. Clue.

715
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: That's a money making operation. They used to be a

716
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: cash only business. They only added credit cards a couple

717
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: of years ago. They were getting straight cash cash. Yeah,

718
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 1: that's right. That's just like Randy Moss. Straight cash hold me,

719
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: straight cash hold me. Be sure to catch live editions

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00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 1: of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern

721
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I

722
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Speaker 1: Heart Radio. Hey it's me Rob Parker. Check out my

723
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Speaker 1: weekly MLB podcast, Inside the Parker for twenty two minutes

724
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Speaker 1: of piping hot baseball talk, featuring the biggest names of

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Speaker 1: newsmakers in the sport. Whether you believe in analytics or

726
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Speaker 1: the eye test, We've got all the bases cover. New

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Speaker 1: episodes drops every Thursday, So do yourself a favor and

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Speaker 1: listen to Inside the Parker with Rob Parker on the

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio app or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 1: Carlos in Houston, Texas writes in Home of the Cheating

731
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 1: a Stroke. He says, Ben, now that you're finally gotten

732
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 1: rid of that clown David Gascon, will you finally be

733
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: eating the steak in your freezer. That's a great point.

734
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: I have not eaten the steak I am. I think

735
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: my plan now is to wait until I get moved

736
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: into the new place and then burn the burn the

737
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: ship out of that steak. Make it look like the

738
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: tires on my cars. I'm tiring my car. He says,

739
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 1: you did say you were going to eat it on

740
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: a special occasion. So yeah, well it is a special

741
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: in the change occasion. Get him in a gas can

742
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 1: west of the four or five also, he says, yeah,

743
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: he who knows he's like a cockroach gascon though he

744
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 1: might come back, You never know. You know, he's a cockroach. Uh.

745
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: He says, you guys need to change it up on

746
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: the show with Marcel, it's getting kind of stale. Carlos,

747
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: I disagree. The only thing getting stale with Marcel is

748
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: the food he eats. But Marcel, you've got to appreciate Marcell.

749
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: People get so upset. Who knew that Marcel would be

750
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: a polarizing call. It blows my mind The things that

751
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: the consumer of radio get upset with. It just blows

752
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: my mind. For example, Marcel is harmless. He lives in

753
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 1: the projects in Brooklyn. He doesn't leave his apartment. The

754
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: only joy the man gets in life is calling dopey

755
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: radio shows like the one I do. So if we

756
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: take a call for three minutes on a Wednesday or

757
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: a Friday or Monday, how is that gonna funk up

758
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: your life? And we which we attempt to spend and

759
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: make it exciting and have fun with Marcella, I don't

760
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: I think, I think, I'm I'm fine with it. I

761
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: get a kick out of marcel. I love how seriously

762
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: he takes this and how it's for him. This is

763
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: the most important thing in his life, and I appreciate that.

764
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 1: It's my act of kindness. Say I'm not a cold

765
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: hearted bastard all the time. McBain, I'm not say that,

766
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: But no, occasionally I'm Benny Brightside. Yeah, all right. Adrian

767
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: in the Mile High City. He's he actually visited Disneyland.

768
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 1: I was trying to meet Adrian. He's with his family,

769
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: is a huge super fan of the show in Denver,

770
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: and unfortunately he was not here on one of the

771
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: days I could meet him. So I'm really only available

772
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: a couple of days a week because of the show

773
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: takes up all my time, and I don't have any

774
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 1: any free time at all pretty much during the week,

775
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: but Fridays and Saturdays are typically the only days I

776
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 1: could do anything like that. Anyway, He's sent a photo

777
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: and this guy had a rip off Ben Mallor's shirt

778
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: made and he went to Disneyland wearing my name McBain

779
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 1: walking around the Magic Kingdom, Tune Town and all the

780
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: all the different worlds there at Disneyland. So thank you, Adrian.

781
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: That was that was pretty cool. And you got you

782
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: got a good looking family there. You're proud of yourself there.

783
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: I have not been there in a long time. Disneyland.

784
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 1: It's too expensive, Jesus. Let me tell you a little secret,

785
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: a little secret. You gotta find somebody that works at

786
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: Disney because they and you. You gotta you gotta help

787
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,240
Speaker 1: model it because you they can take you. Disney employees

788
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: can take up to three other people and get you

789
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 1: in for free. I don't know if that's still the

790
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: case with COVID, but I'm fortunate enough that I've been

791
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 1: in radio long enough that I have many friends that

792
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: I used to work with in radio. As you know,

793
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: it's a transient business that now work at Disney and

794
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: the evil four letter, and they have they give him

795
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: this little card when you work at Disney and you

796
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: can go to to Disneyland. But then I end up

797
00:42:58,640 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: not that I would ever do is. But if I

798
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,439
Speaker 1: did do this, Ruyn, you know, not that I would

799
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 1: ever do this, because it'll be wrong, of course and correct.

800
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: But if I were to do it, I would have to,

801
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: you know, slip them a hundred bucks or something like

802
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: that to get me and a friend in or something

803
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: like that, you know, which is which is a lot

804
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: cheaper I hear than actually buying admission to Disneyland. And

805
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:20,760
Speaker 1: they keep raising their prices to must make a fortune. Yeah,

806
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: I think that's bullshit because they're they're screwing Disneyland, you know,

807
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: the admission pride. I know it's their business. They can

808
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: do whatever they want, their private business and all that,

809
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,919
Speaker 1: but wouldn't you want the whole point is to get

810
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: the kids in there and then they become fans for life.

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Speaker 1: We all get indoctrinated as kids with Mickey Mouse and

812
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: Goofy and Donald Duck and all these ridiculous characters. It's

813
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,280
Speaker 1: like the McDonald's Happy Meal. The greatest thing ever McDonald's

814
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: did was come up with a happy meal. Kids love

815
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: McDonald's because of the happy meal, and when they're adults

816
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: will stolen get hungry. I'll go get a big mac

817
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: and fries because they flash back to their childhood. But

818
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: you'd want to encourage more younger people to get in,

819
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: so that's a bad job by then. But it's there there.

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00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: How much is a Disneyland one day pass? What do

821
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 1: you think it is? Right now? Today? I could probably

822
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Speaker 1: work a full shifts here and not pay for a

823
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: pass for one day. All right, I'm looking right now.

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second, I'm looking. I'm going on Disneyland

825
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: dot Disney dot go and and it also depends on

826
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Speaker 1: on on the time you go to see theme park

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Speaker 1: tickets clicking on that this continue to shopping, all right?

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Speaker 1: An want to sare there's always COVID warnings. I don't

829
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Speaker 1: need that standard theme day ticket, a one to five

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00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: day ticket. The longer you play, the less you pay

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Speaker 1: per day. It says it starts at oh, wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: one day one theme park ticket is seventy two dollars.

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00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: That seems like that's low, actually, says California Residents. UH

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Speaker 1: says a three day, one park per day take a

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Speaker 1: one park per day though. Yeah, you gotta go to both,

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Speaker 1: don't you. That's eighty three dollars. How much is it

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Speaker 1: if you want to go to both? Is that like

838
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,760
Speaker 1: right now or like because I'm pretty sure like certain

839
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: times of the year the prices shoot up. Yeah, yeah,

840
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 1: that's true. Although aren't they limiting how many people can

841
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 1: get in these days? Because there's because the COVID? I

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Speaker 1: think that's I definitely wouldn't go there right now. No,

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Speaker 1: he would stay away, hang out with the masses. Look,

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Speaker 1: I don't even like people to begin with. Now you

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Speaker 1: are asking me if I'm gonna go to a place

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Speaker 1: to where I can catch COVID. No, I'm good. Well,

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Speaker 1: conceivably you can catch it anywhere. Yeah, but I'm more

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Speaker 1: likely to catch it there. But I thought you were

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Speaker 1: hit the vaccination. You had the vaccine, but the delta

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Speaker 1: variance out. Now I gotta worry about that ship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: live your life, okay, Yeah, I'll live my life in

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Speaker 1: a casket. That's great. Thanks. Well, you're gonna up there anyway.

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Speaker 1: At some point, there's gonna happen in the end game,

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Speaker 1: you have a fatal illness. It's called life. No one's

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Speaker 1: ever gotten out of life. No one has everything that's right.

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Speaker 1: You know, the moment you start dying is the moment

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Speaker 1: you're born. Yes, it's pretty wild to think about that,

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Speaker 1: but it's my positive thought of the day. Positive re

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Speaker 1: affirmations future. Tony Robbins Mike in Rhode Island. Right so,

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Speaker 1: and he says, should Tokyo have a secondary Olympics with

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Speaker 1: games for people who test positive for COVID while they're there?

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Speaker 1: I'd actually watch watch that. He's dying. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: look at that speed? Yeah, he says, hurdles wall hooked

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Speaker 1: up to a respirator sounds like musty TV. Wow, he

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Speaker 1: went there there. I watch a boxing match. Two dudes

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Speaker 1: is Coffin just thrown throwing haymakers, coughing blood up. He'd

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Speaker 1: be like, hey, I'm in on that. Yeah. I say,

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Speaker 1: if they want, if they're in an individual word and

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Speaker 1: they're not going to be in contact with anyone else,

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Speaker 1: and they want to participate, and they have COVID and

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Speaker 1: they're okay, let him participate. Let them they're asymptomatic, let him,

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Speaker 1: let them do their thing, let him go. Last one

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Speaker 1: last email from Ohio Al. He says, bennybo anybody, even

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Speaker 1: though I clearly stated that my prior email with Talent

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Speaker 1: Show observations was feedback, and feedback was for your information only. Well,

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Speaker 1: my apologies, Ohio, Wow, my reading retention skills not the greatest.

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Speaker 1: I must have overlooked that. He says. It was not

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Speaker 1: made to be shared on the air. He says it

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Speaker 1: was actually eye opening hearing you read it on the

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Speaker 1: Fifth Hour podcast. All of what I said was factual,

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Speaker 1: but Ohio, all says, I realized that it came off

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Speaker 1: sounding like a douche canoe full of sour grips. Well

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Speaker 1: that is, he says, my song, Your song was great. Ohio, Wow,

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Speaker 1: You've got nothing to be upset about. Your song was wonderful.

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Speaker 1: We still play it all the time. You get a

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Speaker 1: lot of airplay on four hundred radio stations. You know

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Speaker 1: how many struggling musicians would love to be played on

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Speaker 1: four hundred radio stations, and you're getting that. You're getting

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Speaker 1: that your national airplay, international airplay. Anyway, says my song

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Speaker 1: was not the only act doct points for being recorded

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Speaker 1: versus live, and the best act did win the Talent Show.

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Speaker 1: Congrats to just Josh and Jay Scoop. I probably triggered

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Speaker 1: you by using the word hypocritical in describing your judging.

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Speaker 1: For that, I am sorry. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: hit my button. You sent off the volcano of molten lava,

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Speaker 1: he says, in retrospect, inconsistent would have been a better

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Speaker 1: choice of words, which is also an offensive words. He

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Speaker 1: also said my sincere apologies to Dick and Datono. Don't worry.

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Speaker 1: Dick only listens to terrestrial radio. Dick is not listening,

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Speaker 1: nor has never listened to the podcast. He doesn't listen.

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Speaker 1: He says, I had no right to drag him into

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Speaker 1: my poor attempt at self deprecating humor. It takes real

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Speaker 1: balls to perform live on the radio. Blah blah blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah, he says, uh, and I better end this

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Speaker 1: before it turns out to be a Drew Breese apology tour.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, well yeah, you're proper to end it there,

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00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 1: as Breeze apologized again, it's it's the weekend. I think

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Speaker 1: you should applogize anyway. Thank you. Ohio, I apologize. I

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Speaker 1: didn't realize that was not for on air consumption. I

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Speaker 1: just assumed it was on air and you should probably

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Speaker 1: write that in the email. Hey, don't say this on

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Speaker 1: the air. Yeah, well, he says he did, but I

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Speaker 1: don't remember seeing that. I thought I read the whole

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Speaker 1: email on on the show. I guess I did not.

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Speaker 1: I guess I screwed that up bed job by me.

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Speaker 1: Well that is it. We will put the baby to bed.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back. I will be back tonight in the

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Speaker 1: Magic Radio box. The NFL training camp period continue, were

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Speaker 1: just a couple of days away from exhibition football. Whoo

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Speaker 1: so exciting and let's it's not. I'm except we didn't

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Speaker 1: closer to the NFL. That's where that's where we have

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Speaker 1: more listeners, that's where we have higher ratings. That's where

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Speaker 1: things really matter. Hot takes on football. Let's go Raiders, Baby,

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Speaker 1: Let's go Raiders. Greatness of the writers. All right, Mr McBain,

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Speaker 1: how can people reach you? Ryan? You've been great here

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Speaker 1: the last month Dorman's work. As I said here and

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Speaker 1: as I mentioned in a previous podcast, they should throw

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Speaker 1: a bunch of gold buoy on your direction. Yes, find

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Speaker 1: me on Twitter a's Ryan McBain R Y A N

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Speaker 1: M C B A I N and on the Twitch. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm cool like that. Ryan McBain on Twitch, and remember

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Speaker 1: folks that the root of all evil pretty much came

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Speaker 1: from Boston. Wow, what a what a dick? All right?

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Speaker 1: Thank you Ryan, and you follow me on Twitter. Have

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Speaker 1: a great rest of your study at Ben Mallor Facebook,

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Speaker 1: Ben Mallor Show, Instagram, Ben Mallory on Fox. Be safe

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Speaker 1: and have a wonderful rest of your day