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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Zeit

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Speaker 1: The Beam you Sacra Trendo King's courtesy of Jeff Chrisco

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Speaker 1: on Twitter. I am Jack you like that is the

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Speaker 1: geist child?

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Speaker 2: The guy this legitim this is legit.

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Speaker 1: Guy's child is Miles is midfeeding right now. Just giving

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Speaker 1: him the ship out of out of this thing.

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Speaker 3: And you'll hear tomorrow the whole. I did the episode

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Speaker 3: with him as well. It was real fun.

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Speaker 2: And but I will say this, as a society, we

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Speaker 2: need to be giving a minimum fucking like twelve weeks

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Speaker 2: off fucking parents at a minimum. It's wild like her

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Speaker 2: majesty gets more because she's in a union, but it's

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Speaker 2: like you got to be in a fucking union to like.

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Speaker 3: Get that kind of guaranteed time off.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, all that to say, shout out the parents every time.

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Speaker 1: And shout out to the guyst child are unbelievable, all right.

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Speaker 1: Super producer Brian was making fun of me for my

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Speaker 1: outrage heading into this episode over a story that I

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Speaker 1: can't believe is not front page news, Like I started

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Speaker 1: googling around for it. I was like, well, surely you

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Speaker 1: guys covered this. When I was out.

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Speaker 4: Very little we didn't.

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Speaker 3: No, we didn't. And like I said, don't call me Shirley.

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Speaker 1: Subway has pasta. I saw the ad overbreak, and so

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Speaker 1: I think I just like, for some reason this.

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Speaker 4: TV TV ad.

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Speaker 1: I think it was like on the Women's Final Four,

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Speaker 1: like they just put put an ad out, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: Subway has pasta now, and it's just straight up pasta,

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Speaker 1: not like a pasta salad, not like a side of

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Speaker 1: pasta salad. It's straight up there, like we're.

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Speaker 4: Olive garden now.

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Speaker 1: And it is so strange to me that we as

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Speaker 1: the body politic, have not rejected this like a bad transplant.

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Speaker 1: I find it so upsetting and that like.

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Speaker 3: It feels like they've just jumped the shark. It's like

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Speaker 3: you don't know what you're doing anymore.

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Speaker 1: You're doing It's I don't know why. It doesn't seem

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Speaker 1: like it should be the sort of thing that doesn't

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Speaker 1: make sense to me, like supers or Brian was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: why wouldn't they of course, like all you need is

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Speaker 1: like very cheap ingredients. You already have a bunch of

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Speaker 1: the ingredients on site, and yet it doesn't make sense.

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Speaker 1: Delis are known to have pasta. I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: know why, but the Subway having pasta really upsets me.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't know.

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Speaker 1: Itause I always suspect that, like all of Subway's ingredients

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Speaker 1: are like very synthetic, and I guess that would be

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Speaker 1: easy to pull off as a pasta too, But it

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Speaker 1: just feels like Subway is very is so limally in

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Speaker 1: what you're.

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Speaker 3: Saying because the food is so fake.

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Speaker 2: How dare they go for something like pasta that is

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Speaker 2: like real normal food?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 1: I even multiple meatball subs from there. Why wouldn't I

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Speaker 1: expect a place that serves meatball subs to pasta. I

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Speaker 1: have no explanation for why this is so upsetting to me,

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Speaker 1: but I assumed when I was out for two weeks

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Speaker 1: that this was the only thing you guys were talking about.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, man, I can't wait to come

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Speaker 1: back and hear miles of subway pasta takes verer dos.

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Speaker 2: Thanks so much for coming on the daily day guys. Man,

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Speaker 2: what the bus is going on.

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Speaker 1: At the Kennedy Center. I couldn't help but notice that

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Speaker 1: during your acceptance speech, you didn't mention Subway having pasta

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Speaker 2: And I know Narendramodi basically threatened you with jailing because

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Speaker 2: of your your speech about the two Indias. I just

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Speaker 2: felt like there was maybe a little room for you

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Speaker 2: to bring up the very real issue of positive subway.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, no, I'll good.

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Speaker 4: I'll good, I'll get No.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not here to tell you how to

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Speaker 1: do your job, but I'm saying if I was you,

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Speaker 1: that's what I just giving me.

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Speaker 4: Ideas for free. So all right. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Trump released some new NFTs featuring him crossing the Delaware.

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Speaker 1: That was the only one that really stuck in my brain.

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Speaker 2: I love seeing though, how they did like the little

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Speaker 2: George Washington p tail like with him, and he's got

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Speaker 2: kind of like this long version and it is kind

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Speaker 2: of it's funny, that's it's like this long haired version.

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Speaker 3: I feel like mine would be longer, even longer and

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Speaker 4: Luxuriant.

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Speaker 3: Despite him using like a monocular kind of thing. Is

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Speaker 3: that what you call that?

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Speaker 2: Like just the one because I find no? Oh is

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Speaker 2: that also a monocle, like the like the half of

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Speaker 4: I think those are called telescopes.

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Speaker 2: Right, Oh, yeah, that makes sense. That's me just using

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Speaker 2: my non Latin degree to be like and that is

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Speaker 2: a monocular.

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Speaker 4: Look through my monocular.

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Speaker 2: Good man, come close, son, we're gonna look at the stars.

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Speaker 2: Do my monocular we called a telescope.

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Speaker 1: Shut it.

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Speaker 4: You make me look.

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Speaker 3: In front of my boss again. And then this one

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Speaker 3: is like kind of a this is a Aerosmith trump.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think the bandana on the mic stand

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Speaker 2: is very Stephen Tyler.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, that's him rocking out.

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Speaker 1: Way too few bandanas on the mic stand to be

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Speaker 1: Stephen Tyler.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, you play you're playing a less Paul Like, dude,

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Speaker 2: come on, dude, like if you're really rocking, like I

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Speaker 3: What you're playing because you got that less pat.

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Speaker 2: I'm not throwing shade at that, but the that's the

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Speaker 2: plus Paul.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I think you do. You go harder Trump.

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Speaker 2: Oh and then they took the same one then put

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Speaker 2: him on a motorcycle while playing a guitar.

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Speaker 4: It's very all ship like they just straight up took

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Speaker 2: Then the worst one, which is like brute force photo

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Speaker 2: shopping his head onto like a way fitter dude's body,

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Speaker 2: but he's serving up clip art of barbecue, like a

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Speaker 1: These are all hilarious circumstances to imagine Donald Trump in Yeah,

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Speaker 1: on a boat, on a small boat, trying to cross

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Speaker 1: the Delaware at night, under cover of dark, quietly but.

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Speaker 2: Holding your telescope, holding your monocular as I say, like

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Speaker 2: at a weird angle, like even a weird.

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Speaker 4: Angle, yeah, to suggest through it.

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Speaker 1: It's all for effect, right, But I'd love to hear

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Speaker 1: him get get on the guitar, get on the mic,

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Speaker 1: and do a little rockabilly thing.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's like you want to hear blackbird?

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Speaker 2: Get it over?

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Speaker 1: Trying to play a guitar while riding a motorcycle.

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Speaker 4: And then, for whatever reason, the one that I.

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Speaker 1: Feel like he would have the most trouble with is

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Speaker 1: trying to work a grill. Oh yeah, pair of slats

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Speaker 1: I feel like that would freak him out. I feel

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Speaker 1: like he would try and kill that bug.

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Speaker 2: That's the kind of thing where like his humiliation that

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Speaker 2: would lead to like right wing takes and like cooking

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Speaker 2: ink for men even if you're barbecuing right, you know,

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Speaker 2: it's like, what what about like pit masters and American

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Speaker 2: man should have no no, sorry, that's not by America.

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Speaker 4: Hell no, uh, Frank Ocean. We talked about this yesterday.

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Speaker 1: It's just I just wanted to bring it up because

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Speaker 4: And it turns out that is true.

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Speaker 1: Like that seems to be the one that has come

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Speaker 3: He shows up, right, I don't know. Part of me

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Speaker 3: seems like is his ego so damnaged at this point?

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Speaker 3: Like what does he do?

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Speaker 1: I've read descriptions of it, and she had a full orchestra.

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Speaker 1: like so maximalist and incredible and just like everything you

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Speaker 4: So Alex g.

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Speaker 1: That was the only Coachella set that I streamed, and.

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Speaker 4: It was dope, let's take a quick break, We'll be

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Speaker 4: right back, and we're back.

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Speaker 3: We're back. That's me kissing my baby, not Jack.

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Speaker 1: I remember when you used to give me baby kisses

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Speaker 2: I said, look, Jack, things are going to change when

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Speaker 2: I become my daddy. You know you're not You're no

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Speaker 4: And I've been practicing my little baby noises and they

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Speaker 1: Dude, voice just sounds like I'm burping or just like moaning,

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Speaker 1: like oh what everything all right?

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Speaker 4: They're all right.

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Speaker 1: CBC's Twitter account got branded with the Elon Musk government funding,

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Speaker 1: but he said seventy percent government funded media. He put

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Speaker 1: But then he was like, actually, you know what would

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Speaker 1: be epic if I changed it to sixty nine percent.

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Speaker 1: So I did that, and then he continues to When

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Speaker 1: reached for comment for a media story, he always.

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Speaker 4: Responds with the poop emoji. So it's just it's like.

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Speaker 1: The that's what she said thing, whereas like a thing

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Speaker 1: that is objectively you know, funny. People came up with

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Speaker 1: it and did it in the first place. Now sucks

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Speaker 1: and we'll never be able to be used again, uh forever.

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Speaker 3: Because you ruined sixty nine for us.

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Speaker 1: The Homer Simpsons assassins sneakers or I guess is it

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Speaker 1: is it ned Flanders. I feel like I said, I've

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Speaker 1: seen ned Flanders.

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Speaker 3: That is the reason Homer is put on.

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Speaker 1: Like once them they're like these Nike assassins with the

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Speaker 1: attack line joined the conspiracy. This was an early episode.

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Speaker 1: This was season two of The Simpsons.

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Speaker 3: And it's from season two.

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Speaker 4: Oh damn, that's what it says.

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Speaker 1: Also, the footwear design is like pretty accurate too today.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm having a really hard time believing that

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Speaker 1: this was season two.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, but if you think of so many

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Speaker 2: shoes now, like there's there's like five sneaker designs that

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Speaker 2: came out by like nineteen ninety's to this day like timeless.

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Speaker 2: So like I'm not you know, because it looks like

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Speaker 2: it's half of like the Bo Jackson air traineris. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there's like they're kind of combining a lot of different things.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, you can now buy those from a company called

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean, it is interesting how they did it.

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Speaker 1: with the whole lest episode of the show until then,

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