WEBVTT - BONUS - Dramatic Reading of Dating App DMs

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<v Speaker 1>Yold's up. This is Donk and donktings you're super hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a gym selfie to impress you. Oh my bad,

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<v Speaker 1>sorry about that. I didn't realize I wasn't wearing underwear

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<v Speaker 1>that day. But now that you see all of Donk,

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<v Speaker 1>what does Donk have to do to see all of you?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the jewel show.

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<v Speaker 1>I made that message up, but that could literally be

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<v Speaker 1>a message on any dating app from a dude. And

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<v Speaker 1>I know that because a trend is going viral of

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<v Speaker 1>women sharing their dating app nightmares. And we'll go over

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<v Speaker 1>it right now. So if you're already in a relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>you can be very grateful this morning and practice in

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<v Speaker 1>morning gratitude. And if you're not, I'm so so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>But women are sharing their dating app nightmares and it's

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<v Speaker 1>all screenshots that they're sharing. So I've given producer Brad

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<v Speaker 1>and Victoria the dms and they'll read them in a

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<v Speaker 1>dramatic fashion. So this is one of the first dating

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<v Speaker 1>app nightmare dms that somebody share. Victoria will start, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Victoria is playing the part of the female in these.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, thank you, Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>How's it going, Hi? It's going well?

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<v Speaker 3>Smiley face do you know that men usually don't care

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<v Speaker 3>about a woman's education smiley face, but for some reason,

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<v Speaker 3>women mention it like it would be the most important thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Laughing emoji.

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<v Speaker 2>Such a good bro. That's a bit hostile vibe. Good

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<v Speaker 2>luck to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, somebody messages somebody that, Yeah, guys don't care about

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<v Speaker 1>how smart you are? Why you put it on your profile?

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously not that smart dude.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like trying to be nice, to be like this

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<v Speaker 4>is a safe space, but really.

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<v Speaker 1>It is crazy the things that dudes do in dms

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<v Speaker 1>on dating apps. Here's another dating app nightmare from a

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<v Speaker 1>trend of people sharing their dating app nightmares.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm even if you're pro. Profile says no hookups?

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<v Speaker 2>Who know?

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<v Speaker 4>But you?

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<v Speaker 2>Lol? Can we meet?

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<v Speaker 1>You? Mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Even though it says no hookups? He swiped on me

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<v Speaker 2>just in case I still want to hook up in

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<v Speaker 2>a sense.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this is my thirteenth reason.

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<v Speaker 1>Text in four. If you have any of those in

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<v Speaker 1>your dms, it is insane. I always like how there's

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<v Speaker 1>a guy in the DMS that will say hi to

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<v Speaker 1>a woman constantly and then they're ignored, Like you guys

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<v Speaker 1>don't even message it back at all. They keep saying Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it's like Hi, Hi, wave emoji. Hi, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>where are you guys at tonight? You guys look great tonight?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>And you guys don't ever respond to them and they

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<v Speaker 1>never get the hint.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a message yesterday from somebody yelling at me

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<v Speaker 4>saying that I have changed because what I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I never respond to any of the things that he's

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<v Speaker 4>ever sent me before. And then I posted this was

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<v Speaker 4>not on a dating app, this was just on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 4>and then it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like some people use as a dating app.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of those guys do.

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<v Speaker 4>He responded to one of my videos and he's like,

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<v Speaker 4>you've changed, don't ever hit me up again. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>trying to talk to you, and I'm what and your

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<v Speaker 4>name again? Is what I'm like, I've never talked to you.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I just responded with and that's what the first time

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever talked to him in about six months. He

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<v Speaker 1>will be back, though, and that's what happens, be like

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you've changed, you're so fat now stupid, You're stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even interested. When they'll come back and be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry about that. You look really good tonight. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's really weird. I have a weird

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<v Speaker 1>relationship with a couple of this that I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another dramatic reading from the trend that's going viral

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<v Speaker 1>of women sharing their dating app nightmares.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, but I just woke up this morning and

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<v Speaker 3>don't see us going anywhere in the future.

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<v Speaker 2>Best of luck. Oh that's unfortunate. I can really see

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<v Speaker 2>what's happening, but I understand. Take care. Hey you longtime

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<v Speaker 2>no talk, smiley face.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had a serious reflection on our meetups, and I

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<v Speaker 3>realized that you and I really got along really well,

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<v Speaker 3>and I would love to take you out for dinner

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<v Speaker 3>and drink.

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<v Speaker 2>Smiley face.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, glad that you're doing okay, but I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>we should meet up.

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<v Speaker 2>I already moved on from us, but I wish you

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<v Speaker 2>all the best. You blanking blank. I knew you're blanking around.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another dramatic reading of a ridiculous DM that a

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<v Speaker 1>woman got on a dating app.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, let's look up. Did you even read my bio? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>But shoot or shoot that's what's crazy to me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's no hookups or something in like their bios and

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<v Speaker 4>then guys still try to.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it, and that's the first thing. So she messages

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<v Speaker 1>like hey, and his first response is, let's look up.

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<v Speaker 4>I really would love to hear from somebody that that's

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<v Speaker 4>worked for.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like, eventually, at some point it has to work

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<v Speaker 1>because guys keep doing it.

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<v Speaker 4>So you think that there's something out of it, Like

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<v Speaker 4>every woman's got a story like this, But I'd love

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<v Speaker 4>to hear the time where somebody said, Okay, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know one woman that has that that's worked with. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never met one that was like, yeah, I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>really hot when the guy's just like, hey, let's do

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<v Speaker 1>stuff when I say hi.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, it had to have worked at least once.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another dramatic reading from women sharing their dming nightmares

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<v Speaker 1>on dating apps.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, handsome, how are you? Hey? I'm well, how's you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm decent, having a nice lazy day and having a

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<v Speaker 4>nice long bat so can't complain.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice washing that bleephole. That's funny, though, I would talk

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<v Speaker 2>to that person