Speaker 1: Yold's up. This is Donk and donktings you're super hot.
Speaker 1: Here's a gym selfie to impress you. Oh my bad,
Speaker 1: sorry about that. I didn't realize I wasn't wearing underwear
Speaker 1: that day. But now that you see all of Donk,
Speaker 1: what does Donk have to do to see all of you?
Speaker 2: It's the jewel show.
Speaker 1: I made that message up, but that could literally be
Speaker 1: a message on any dating app from a dude. And
Speaker 1: I know that because a trend is going viral of
Speaker 1: women sharing their dating app nightmares. And we'll go over
Speaker 1: it right now. So if you're already in a relationship,
Speaker 1: you can be very grateful this morning and practice in
Speaker 1: morning gratitude. And if you're not, I'm so so sorry.
Speaker 1: But women are sharing their dating app nightmares and it's
Speaker 1: all screenshots that they're sharing. So I've given producer Brad
Speaker 1: and Victoria the dms and they'll read them in a
Speaker 1: dramatic fashion. So this is one of the first dating
Speaker 1: app nightmare dms that somebody share. Victoria will start, Yes,
Speaker 1: Victoria is playing the part of the female in these.
Speaker 1: By the way, thank you, Hi.
Speaker 2: How's it going, Hi? It's going well?
Speaker 3: Smiley face do you know that men usually don't care
Speaker 3: about a woman's education smiley face, but for some reason,
Speaker 3: women mention it like it would be the most important thing.
Speaker 3: Laughing emoji.
Speaker 2: Such a good bro. That's a bit hostile vibe. Good
Speaker 2: luck to you.
Speaker 1: Literally, somebody messages somebody that, Yeah, guys don't care about
Speaker 1: how smart you are? Why you put it on your profile?
Speaker 1: Obviously not that smart dude.
Speaker 4: He's like trying to be nice, to be like this
Speaker 4: is a safe space, but really.
Speaker 1: It is crazy the things that dudes do in dms
Speaker 1: on dating apps. Here's another dating app nightmare from a
Speaker 1: trend of people sharing their dating app nightmares.
Speaker 2: Like I'm even if you're pro. Profile says no hookups?
Speaker 2: Who know?
Speaker 4: But you?
Speaker 2: Lol? Can we meet?
Speaker 1: You? Mean?
Speaker 2: Even though it says no hookups? He swiped on me
Speaker 2: just in case I still want to hook up in
Speaker 2: a sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is my thirteenth reason.
Speaker 1: Text in four. If you have any of those in
Speaker 1: your dms, it is insane. I always like how there's
Speaker 1: a guy in the DMS that will say hi to
Speaker 1: a woman constantly and then they're ignored, Like you guys
Speaker 1: don't even message it back at all. They keep saying Hi,
Speaker 1: and then it's like Hi, Hi, wave emoji. Hi, Hey,
Speaker 1: where are you guys at tonight? You guys look great tonight?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: And you guys don't ever respond to them and they
Speaker 1: never get the hint.
Speaker 4: I got a message yesterday from somebody yelling at me
Speaker 4: saying that I have changed because what I don't know.
Speaker 4: I never respond to any of the things that he's
Speaker 4: ever sent me before. And then I posted this was
Speaker 4: not on a dating app, this was just on Instagram,
Speaker 4: and then it was.
Speaker 1: Like some people use as a dating app.
Speaker 2: Most of those guys do.
Speaker 4: He responded to one of my videos and he's like,
Speaker 4: you've changed, don't ever hit me up again. I'm not
Speaker 4: trying to talk to you, and I'm what and your
Speaker 4: name again? Is what I'm like, I've never talked to you.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I just responded with and that's what the first time
Speaker 1: I've ever talked to him in about six months. He
Speaker 1: will be back, though, and that's what happens, be like
Speaker 1: whatever you've changed, you're so fat now stupid, You're stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm not even interested. When they'll come back and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: so sorry about that. You look really good tonight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's really weird. I have a weird
Speaker 1: relationship with a couple of this that I don't know.
Speaker 1: Here's another dramatic reading from the trend that's going viral
Speaker 1: of women sharing their dating app nightmares.
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but I just woke up this morning and
Speaker 3: don't see us going anywhere in the future.
Speaker 2: Best of luck. Oh that's unfortunate. I can really see
Speaker 2: what's happening, but I understand. Take care. Hey you longtime
Speaker 2: no talk, smiley face.
Speaker 3: I've had a serious reflection on our meetups, and I
Speaker 3: realized that you and I really got along really well,
Speaker 3: and I would love to take you out for dinner
Speaker 3: and drink.
Speaker 2: Smiley face.
Speaker 4: Hey, glad that you're doing okay, but I don't think
Speaker 4: we should meet up.
Speaker 2: I already moved on from us, but I wish you
Speaker 2: all the best. You blanking blank. I knew you're blanking around.
Speaker 2: That's what happens.
Speaker 1: Here's another dramatic reading of a ridiculous DM that a
Speaker 1: woman got on a dating app.
Speaker 2: Hey, let's look up. Did you even read my bio? Yes?
Speaker 2: But shoot or shoot that's what's crazy to me.
Speaker 4: It's no hookups or something in like their bios and
Speaker 4: then guys still try to.
Speaker 1: Do it, and that's the first thing. So she messages
Speaker 1: like hey, and his first response is, let's look up.
Speaker 4: I really would love to hear from somebody that that's
Speaker 4: worked for.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, eventually, at some point it has to work
Speaker 1: because guys keep doing it.
Speaker 4: So you think that there's something out of it, Like
Speaker 4: every woman's got a story like this, But I'd love
Speaker 4: to hear the time where somebody said, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know one woman that has that that's worked with. I've
Speaker 1: never met one that was like, yeah, I think that's
Speaker 1: really hot when the guy's just like, hey, let's do
Speaker 1: stuff when I say hi.
Speaker 2: But you know, it had to have worked at least once.
Speaker 2: You're right.
Speaker 1: Here's another dramatic reading from women sharing their dming nightmares
Speaker 1: on dating apps.
Speaker 2: Hey, handsome, how are you? Hey? I'm well, how's you?
Speaker 4: I'm decent, having a nice lazy day and having a
Speaker 4: nice long bat so can't complain.
Speaker 2: Nice washing that bleephole. That's funny, though, I would talk
Speaker 2: to that person