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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Country Life. I'm your host, Brent Reeves

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Speaker 1: from coon hunting to trot lining and just general country living.

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Speaker 2: I want you to stay a.

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Speaker 1: While as I share my experiences in life lessons. This

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Speaker 1: Country Life is presented by Case Knives on Meat Eaters

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Speaker 1: Podcast Network, bringing you the best outdoor podcast.

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Speaker 2: The airwaves have to offer.

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Speaker 1: All right, friends, grab a chair or drop that tail gate.

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Speaker 1: I've got some stories to share down in the South

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Speaker 1: and up on a mountain. Turkeys in the morning, turkeys

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Speaker 1: in the evening, Turkeys at supper time. I got turkeys

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Speaker 1: on the brain, and I hope y'all are out getting

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Speaker 1: after them your own self. This time of year, I

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Speaker 1: can't think about much else, So let's get to it

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Speaker 1: with a listener story that I think y'all are really

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Speaker 1: going to enjoy, Boy, followed by my favorite kind of turkey,

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Speaker 1: story of first timers turkey. This story is from Tobin Mitz.

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Speaker 1: Tobin is from the great state of Michigan, home to

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Speaker 1: several of my good friends that I work with here

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Speaker 1: at Meat Eater. Tobin has a story about accents, and

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Speaker 1: since the folks I know from Michigan all have them,

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Speaker 1: I figured Tobin's story was worthy of a share. So,

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Speaker 1: in Tobin's words, in my voice, here we go. Before

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Speaker 1: we get to the hunt. I'd like to set the

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Speaker 1: tone with a little backstory. In twenty seventeen, my wife

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Speaker 1: and I relocated from Michigan to a little town in

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Speaker 1: the mountains of North Georgia called Eli jan Now. She

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Speaker 1: had been awarded a new field service position for her

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Speaker 1: medical equipment company, and we soon found ourselves hundreds of

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Speaker 1: miles from home, family and friends. I worked from home

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Speaker 1: and it was a struggle. Even though the people we

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Speaker 1: met were very gracious, I still felt very out of place.

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Speaker 1: On one occasion, a woman asked me where I was from,

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Speaker 1: and I replied, Ella j. She paused for a moment

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Speaker 1: and finally responded, now, huh further north. Well, I laughed,

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Speaker 1: and I proudly responded, we just moved here from Kalamu Zoo, Michigan,

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Speaker 1: birthplace of gifts and guitars and Shakespeare fishing.

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Speaker 2: And we both had a good laugh.

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Speaker 1: Weeks went by, and I was starting to feel more

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Speaker 1: few acquaintances that made life more interesting. I was feeling

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Speaker 1: particularly good about myself one day and decided to go

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Speaker 1: to the local hardware store. Our house had very tall

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Speaker 1: light fixtures to chat. He's the bubbs. I walked inside

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Speaker 1: and was promptly greeted by an older, gray haired gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Can I help y'all find something? He inquired? Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: where you keep your ladders? They're right over here. I

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Speaker 1: know just what you need. Follow me. The man grinned

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Speaker 1: I'd never been to the store before, but as we

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Speaker 1: passed the ale where the step ladders were neatly displayed,

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Speaker 1: I got confused. My guide was very excited to be

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Speaker 1: next corner. Before I could speak, he said, here they are, sir,

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: I was laughing hysterically inside, but I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: and I was mortified. Is there anything else I can

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Speaker 2: He asked.

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Speaker 1: He was so excited to have helped me that I

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Speaker 1: I contemplated what to do next. After some deliberation, I

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Speaker 1: did what any self respected Yankee would do in this situation.

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Speaker 1: my truck. As I listened to their gobbles get further

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Speaker 1: Sideways you feel when you hear the cracking of a

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Speaker 1: Then, as if he was the second and my two

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Speaker 1: said the driver. I had no idea you were there.

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Speaker 1: I hope I didn't mess you up. Absolutely not. I

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Speaker 1: grinned your timing could not have been any better. I've

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Speaker 1: even my Turkey calling comes with a Northern accent. Now,

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Speaker 1: also want you to know that you're the kind of

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Speaker 1: Yankee all of us down south like more than any other,

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Speaker 1: the ones that visit and then go back home. I'm kidding,

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Speaker 1: not really kidding, not kidding, Stop it, Brent, I'm really kidding.

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Speaker 2: He's a not kidd.

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Speaker 1: Two years ago, my friend Michael Roseman, my cone hunting

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Speaker 1: compadre and CEO of sun Spot Hunting Lights, solicited my

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Speaker 1: Turkeykeel hunts in the Boston Mountains of Arkansas. And if

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Speaker 1: grace and by preference. The mountains are pretty to look at. However,

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Speaker 1: and bears and turkeys are just two examples. So when

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Speaker 1: Mikey invited me, I agreed, because if there's nothing better

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Speaker 1: up for a friend or a young'in, or in this case,

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Speaker 1: a friend that acts like a youngin. Rohnda, Michael's wife

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Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 1: After stomping around and following up and down the non

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Speaker 1: to you. Years later, as I sit here reliving that

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Speaker 2: On the side of caution.

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Speaker 1: I actually thought about it when that turkey walked off

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Speaker 1: But being a terrible friend I am, I never fessed

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Speaker 1: up until now. Sorry, Mikey, but you should have shot

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Speaker 1: that turkey. But hey, who's really a fault here? He

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Speaker 1: The jake was leading the stroll, and at the last

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Speaker 1: Michael turned the lights out at Casa de Gobbler. It

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Speaker 1: Michael was standing on his head in a matter of moments,

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Speaker 1: Well, now you know, Michael, I'm all from Missouri and

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Speaker 1: you what I get back Until next week, this is

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