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Speaker 1: on your on your podcast Elvis Presents Show, Happy Monday,

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Speaker 1: Happy Monday. I hope everybody had a fabulous Easter. This

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Speaker 1: is Easter Monday. This is actually technically still a Holidays.

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Speaker 1: It's also still pass Over Monday as well. Happy but no, no,

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Speaker 1: but a lot of that's true. My my friend is

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Speaker 1: off today for Passover. They took off today and tomorrow

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Speaker 1: for Passover. And then a lot of schools and stuff

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Speaker 1: that's today. I did. I actually really didn't realize that either.

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Speaker 1: But say, but not for us? Well, can I say? Um,

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Speaker 1: then it's Max's Toys. It's in the morning show. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we are on the bottom of the t shirt. Guy.

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Speaker 1: This is super weird for me because we've been doing

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Speaker 1: but we worked in this studio for five years. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what it's like coming back in here now turning

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Speaker 1: to say I never spoke in this studio for five years,

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Speaker 1: Um and we touched on this briefly during the big show,

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Speaker 1: talking about shopping while you're drunk or or or sleeping,

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Speaker 1: Like with Amazon Prime, your information is already in there,

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Speaker 1: There's a website called Everything but the House, and it's

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Speaker 1: rid of that pin press. No, that still continues to

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Speaker 1: And now I'm looking and I'm like, it's gonna cost

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Speaker 1: local pickups. I don't trust people that reads from here.

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Speaker 1: You can meet them. Start Craigslist people at your home.

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Speaker 1: I do all the time, unless you're listening to this podcast,

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Speaker 1: in which case I don't I sell a ton of stuff,

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Speaker 1: but I meet them out, I get their phone number.

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Speaker 1: The other ways Facebook swap pages. There's a Facebook swap

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Speaker 1: page for every town. These people are registered on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: They have to get a background checked by the administrator

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Speaker 1: it's I don't know, it's the marketplace people in your town. No,

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