Speaker 1: Looking Jebels second d. Everybody has their celebrity look alike, right.
Speaker 1: You see it on Instagram all the time, people posting
Speaker 1: like this is who I look like. I had a
Speaker 1: longtime girlfriend that said she looked like Giselle. No she didn't.
Speaker 1: Definitely not I like, but yeah, nice try. Anyway, the
Speaker 1: guy on the phone today says he usually does pretty
Speaker 1: good in the dating department because he looks like Joe Manganello.
Speaker 1: You know that is Take your shirt off now, please.
Speaker 1: He's been in the Magic Mike movies. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was engaged or I don't know if they ended
Speaker 1: up getting married to Sophia Vagara. Yeah, they're married. He's
Speaker 1: married to Sophia Vergara. So anyway, this guy says that
Speaker 1: he looks like him. I don't know if that does
Speaker 1: anything for anybody, but here you go. Hey, what's up, Kevin?
Speaker 1: How are you? So? Do you actually look like Joe
Speaker 1: Manganello or you just think you do and all your
Speaker 1: friends laugh at you behind your back? I mean they
Speaker 1: Mike laugh from behind my back. But a lot of
Speaker 1: women told me that I do look like him. So
Speaker 1: if they do laugh behind my back, well I'm the
Speaker 1: one bringing home the babe. So you're bringing home the
Speaker 1: babes except for one who you want to call today
Speaker 1: for a second date update. What's her name? Her name
Speaker 1: is April April And did she say anything about your doppelganger? Well,
Speaker 1: she didn't have to do some of my dating profile.
Speaker 1: So do you have pictures of him and of you
Speaker 1: on your profile or just you? And you say you
Speaker 1: look like him? Well I have the pictures of him
Speaker 1: just so you know. So people, no, I'm not full
Speaker 1: of it. Okay, Well I mean obviously impressed her because
Speaker 1: you guys went out right, Yeah, okay, that works on
Speaker 1: a dating profile. Well, you know, you put up a
Speaker 1: number of pictures, so you know, I put some pictures
Speaker 1: of him so they can see I'm not you know.
Speaker 1: So a lot of times people don't recognize just the
Speaker 1: name so that, but once they see this picture they
Speaker 1: know who you know and then they're like, oh, that
Speaker 1: is okay. He does look like the guy from Magic Mike.
Speaker 1: So I'll go out with them because I really liked
Speaker 1: that movie. Like, yeah, maybe I'm not gonna complain if
Speaker 1: that's the case. Yeah, whatever works for you, man. So
Speaker 1: what did you guys do when you went out? We
Speaker 1: actually went to a comedy club. It was we had
Speaker 1: a good time. Did you drink heavily or did you
Speaker 1: guys keep it pretty mellow? You know, I had a
Speaker 1: few drinks, a couple of shots in a beer or two,
Speaker 1: and you know she has her wine. Yeah, So overall,
Speaker 1: how do you think it went? I put everything one great.
Speaker 1: What I normally do is I take women to comedy
Speaker 1: clubs because the beauty of it is that the comics
Speaker 1: do all the job for you. They get them in
Speaker 1: a good mood, they get them laughing, you know, and
Speaker 1: and that's it. And then after that, most of the time,
Speaker 1: you know they're ready to put out, all right, and
Speaker 1: you don't have to do much work for it, all right.
Speaker 1: So you take them to comedy clubs, so they laugh
Speaker 1: and they're in a good mood, and most likely they
Speaker 1: will look up with you after well, yeah, because then
Speaker 1: the date went great and minimal effort. And so because
Speaker 1: they laughed, they're like, I'm with this guy. He must
Speaker 1: be funny because I've been laughing the whole time. And
Speaker 1: you don't have to actually tell a joke exactly. I
Speaker 1: mean you basically I created that whole date, that whole time,
Speaker 1: Whether it was me who made her laugh or not,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It was the fact that they have
Speaker 1: a good time while being with me. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna you sound kind of slimy, man, Like your
Speaker 1: whole goal of the day is the hook up at
Speaker 1: the end, and you have like a routine for all
Speaker 1: the women that you go out with. How is that slimy?
Speaker 1: Don't you go out on dates to try to hook
Speaker 1: up with somebody or meet somebody that you were going
Speaker 1: to eventually hook up with? It? Yeah, but I go
Speaker 1: out on dates to get to know people, not for
Speaker 1: the end being of just getting naked with them that evening.
Speaker 1: But we do get to know each other. It just
Speaker 1: depends how low you get to know each other as
Speaker 1: loud as You're honest, you're finding women who are also
Speaker 1: with the same goal. That's the whole goal dating to
Speaker 1: eventually meet somebody you're gonna be checking up with. But
Speaker 1: it doesn't look like it worked out in this instance,
Speaker 1: right or did it? No? It didn't really work out
Speaker 1: at piano like that was gonna kiss. I mean, the
Speaker 1: only thing I can think of is perhaps I was
Speaker 1: being too smooth and she's you know, she's used to
Speaker 1: dating idiots. I mean, she said to herself, Okay, you
Speaker 1: were too smooth? Is your analysis of the date? Well yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it could be that, or it could be
Speaker 1: that she's just not used to going out with somebody
Speaker 1: like me. I mean, like I said, I look at
Speaker 1: Joe Mazanello, you know, you know, and I do get
Speaker 1: a lot of attention. I mean, we're out, people are
Speaker 1: doing double takes, especially a lot of women, and then
Speaker 1: of course I look back at them. Maybe, you know,
Speaker 1: she felt maybe she felt intimidated. It's very possible. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of intimidated talking to you. Honestly, it wouldn't be
Speaker 1: the first time. Is this unusual for you not to
Speaker 1: take a woman back to your place after a date?
Speaker 1: Is it is? I mean, usually at least at the
Speaker 1: very minimum, if I don't take them back to my place,
Speaker 1: I get to second base or something. Okay, at that
Speaker 1: very minimum. But none of that happened. Like I said,
Speaker 1: it was a kiss on the cheek and a hug
Speaker 1: and a thank you, and and I am thinking I
Speaker 1: want my money back or something. So this, did you
Speaker 1: want to call her to try to go out with
Speaker 1: her again, or do you want to ask for your
Speaker 1: money back. No, I mean I actually liked her, you know,
Speaker 1: so I was. You know, I've been texting her and
Speaker 1: calling her, but she she's not returning my close or
Speaker 1: a text. Is it only because she denied you that
Speaker 1: you want to call her? I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: It was definitely part of it. But I would love
Speaker 1: to go out with her again after after we had
Speaker 1: a great time. Maybe we can do something else. I
Speaker 1: don't know, the circus or something. I like a good
Speaker 1: mood date center. You enjoy taking people out the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song. Come back, call her and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. Okay, all right, all right, hang
Speaker 1: on looking jubil in the morning. Right in the middle
Speaker 1: of a second date update and if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: Kevin is on the phone. He wants to call a
Speaker 1: girl named April. They went out to a comedy club
Speaker 1: on their first date, and Kevin says that he likes
Speaker 1: to take girls to comedy clubs for dates because the
Speaker 1: comics do all the work for him, make her laugh,
Speaker 1: get her all in a good mood, and it usually
Speaker 1: seals the deal. After Mark, yeah, have you ever thought,
Speaker 1: I mean, you said, you're probably too smooth? On the date,
Speaker 1: and that could be one of the factors that turned
Speaker 1: her away. Here thought that maybe you should drop all
Speaker 1: of that and just be yourself. I don't understand the question.
Speaker 1: I mean, I am being myself. I'm just just the
Speaker 1: way I am. I'm very smooth. You can't help bizarright.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be a hater. My bad Casanova
Speaker 1: is in your jeans? Man, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Right exactly? I really don't think I'm doing something that
Speaker 1: is not normal. It's just the way I am. I
Speaker 1: mean my personally, I have a great personality. It's so
Speaker 1: good that you have to go to comedy shows so
Speaker 1: that people can make your date laugh, right, because it's
Speaker 1: the smart way to do a thing. I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her phone of her right now? Man,
Speaker 1: here we go? All right? Great? Oh hi, it was
Speaker 1: looking for April. Yeah, this is she. Hey April, how
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Um, I'm I'm okay. How are you? I'm
Speaker 1: not too bad? Thanks for asking. Are you familiar with
Speaker 1: the radio show? No? Oh, you're just this friendly to
Speaker 1: people normally. I guess I'm just this friendly Where where
Speaker 1: are you calling from? Again? Brooke and Jewil in the morning,
Speaker 1: I host a radio show, okay, and we're calling you
Speaker 1: today because one of our listeners sent us an email
Speaker 1: about you. Oh okay. His name is Kevin in oh
Speaker 1: and Kevin emailed us because he said that he took
Speaker 1: you out on a date, but now you're not getting
Speaker 1: back to him and he's confused. Oh um, okay. We
Speaker 1: do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update,
Speaker 1: and that's what it is. Kevin wanted us to call
Speaker 1: you and find out why you're not responding to his
Speaker 1: phone calls or text messages. Okay, Yeah, he's very confused.
Speaker 1: How you could turn down someone who looks exactly like
Speaker 1: Joe Manganello. How do you know that? Because we talked
Speaker 1: to him and he told us that a lot of
Speaker 1: people say he looks like Joe Magelin Maginello. Right, that's
Speaker 1: how you said, Yeah, you got it? Um, I guess
Speaker 1: he kind of does. Um. I actually figured that's why
Speaker 1: you went out with up Like he says. He even
Speaker 1: puts it on his dating profile, which seemed like overkill
Speaker 1: to me, but yeah, he was. He was super cute.
Speaker 1: I just um I I don't know, Well, do you
Speaker 1: mind telling us why you're not calling him back? I
Speaker 1: mean from his story, everything sounded cool, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: it was just kind of embarrassing for me. He didn't
Speaker 1: describe anything that would have been embarrassing, like, well, the
Speaker 1: comedy show was kind of interesting, not funny or something. No,
Speaker 1: the performers were funny. That was fine. Um. I guess
Speaker 1: they kind of called him out at one point. They
Speaker 1: called him out. Yeah, yeah, like they called on him
Speaker 1: because you know sometimes performers like do that they pick
Speaker 1: on someone from the audience. Yeah, and they picked on
Speaker 1: him and they were kind of like you, you know,
Speaker 1: you're you're here every week with a different girl and
Speaker 1: who for that? Yeah, And he just kind of like laughed, um,
Speaker 1: and he didn't really say anything, and I just thought
Speaker 1: it was kind of odd. Yeah, you're like, man, flag, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you might not know this on me every but I
Speaker 1: do stand up comedy too, and I've been in this
Speaker 1: situation where I've seen people in the audience with different
Speaker 1: girls or different guys and I'm like, oh, it would
Speaker 1: be so fun to call them out, and somebody actually
Speaker 1: did it. Yeah, he must go a lot to have
Speaker 1: that done. To him. Yeah, he was like, oh, you
Speaker 1: know this guy down in the front row broad shoulders
Speaker 1: over here, and he was like, you know, laughing, and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, man, so where'd you get this one?
Speaker 1: Is this number? Twenty five? Man? All right? So that
Speaker 1: made you feel like crap? Yeah, yeah, pretty instantly, like rap,
Speaker 1: I could see how that would be embarrassing for you.
Speaker 1: It was. It was just pretty embarrassing. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: what do you say? Like, what are you supposed to do?
Speaker 1: I just kind of like laughed and you can't come back?
Speaker 1: Did you ever you ever ask him about it while
Speaker 1: you guys were out? Uh? Yeah. I didn't ask him
Speaker 1: in the club because you know, they're like tons of
Speaker 1: people watching, so I didn't really say anything. But then
Speaker 1: when we were walking out, I kind of was like, hey,
Speaker 1: so you know, why, you know, do you come here
Speaker 1: a lot? Like why did why did he call on you?
Speaker 1: And he just kind of said, oh, yeah, that guy
Speaker 1: was joking around. You know, they're just they're just picking
Speaker 1: on me. Yeah. Right. He didn't really answer, but he
Speaker 1: kind of made it seem like, I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: he and the performer were friends. He just like he
Speaker 1: didn't go into it. Of course they're friends. He's one
Speaker 1: of their best customers. Yeah, so, I mean I just
Speaker 1: felt really uncomfortable at that point, and I just I
Speaker 1: didn't really want to be date number twenty five. And
Speaker 1: do you think it's the comic hadn't said anything that
Speaker 1: you would have actually enjoyed yourself with him. That's very possible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say so maybe. I mean the show was good.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's easy to enjoy comedy performances. You don't
Speaker 1: really have to talk to the you're on a date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're in a great mood after, so the date
Speaker 1: seems awesome. And then you shows are always pretty high energy,
Speaker 1: you know. So yeah, April, I do want to let
Speaker 1: you know something. I want to let you know that
Speaker 1: Kevin is actually on the other line and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Okay, sure, yeah, no, April, he really is.
Speaker 1: No even not, you're pulling my leg, I promise Kevin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see there's Kevin. Oh. Nice to hear your voice again.
Speaker 1: Oh that's yeah, Okay. Like I said when we started chatting,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, before we met up, like you
Speaker 1: have the sweetest voice there it. Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I missed it. But Kevin, Yeah, what
Speaker 1: do you have to say for the comedians comments during
Speaker 1: the date? I mean, look, it was obviously a joey.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, you know what, you're making such
Speaker 1: a big deal out of it. I mean the guy
Speaker 1: said number twenty five if I mean, come on, that's
Speaker 1: the exaggeration. It's like, that's what comedy girls to this
Speaker 1: comedy club before then, even if it's not twenty five right, well,
Speaker 1: to other places, not necessarily there. I mean, I like
Speaker 1: comedy and you know that. I mean we you know
Speaker 1: why comedians are paid to to stress the truth, and
Speaker 1: you know, and we're sitting front row. That's you know,
Speaker 1: of course they're gonna pick on you. I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah, like comedians stretch the truth. But why, I
Speaker 1: mean I asked you about it as we were walking out, too,
Speaker 1: and you just kind of like didn't say anything. So
Speaker 1: something makes me feel like you have been there a lot. Black.
Speaker 1: I told you it was a joking. Look, April, the
Speaker 1: bottom lining all seriousness. Your lie makes me so hot,
Speaker 1: you know, so that is the truth. No, what did
Speaker 1: you say, Kevin? I'm saying this serious to me and
Speaker 1: I need it. April your laugh makes me so hot
Speaker 1: to laugh right now. I mean, yeah, it's the truth.
Speaker 1: You have a great smile and it turns me on.
Speaker 1: And then of course, you know you're beautifully in April.
Speaker 1: You just said yourself, if that Tommy hadn't gotten in
Speaker 1: the way, something might have happened between us. So you know,
Speaker 1: take it for the joke that it was. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like glad that he did get in
Speaker 1: the way though, because but they're part of you. That
Speaker 1: kind of is curious, isn't there, April, Like, I just
Speaker 1: feel like I will give him. He's kind of smooth.
Speaker 1: The accent, Yeah, the accent. Hell Um, maybe for look,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be a long term thing. You know,
Speaker 1: we can just go out again and have a good time,
Speaker 1: and you know, at least we'll have a great time together.
Speaker 1: You go and forget about what some comic at some
Speaker 1: comedy clubs said. I mean, come on, well, I you know,
Speaker 1: I just I don't know if I feel comfortable going
Speaker 1: out with a guy again, who um is putting me
Speaker 1: on a radio show. I don't know about asking for
Speaker 1: a one night stand. I couldn't offer her a one
Speaker 1: night stand. I mean, if her laugh is intoxicating, and
Speaker 1: I want to give that laugh option man, and I
Speaker 1: had to go through the radio show because I wouldn't
Speaker 1: stop thinking of you. I and what normal guy would
Speaker 1: do that? Come on? You know, only only somebody who
Speaker 1: really likes you and who really wants to, you know,
Speaker 1: have something with you. We'll go through all Oh man, um,
Speaker 1: listen to that laugh you see. Do you guess you're
Speaker 1: what I'm hearing? Oh my gosh, Kevin, April, you gotta
Speaker 1: stop because your laugh is making me hot too. I
Speaker 1: don't say that I'm getting uncomfortable. Would you like to
Speaker 1: go out with Kevin again on a second date? We
Speaker 1: will pay for it. Come on. Ah, he did say
Speaker 1: he likes my laugh, oh man. In correction, I didn't
Speaker 1: say I like it. I said I love it. Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness. Um, well, April, I think you need to
Speaker 1: check it out. I think you should go out with
Speaker 1: it one more time. I mean, all right, oh fine, fine, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: I'll give it another shop. Oh my god, Kevin, all right,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you pulled that off. Dude. Hey, what
Speaker 1: can I say? I told you I'm an exceptional man.
Speaker 1: All I needed was to get back in touch with her,
Speaker 1: and I'm glad you guys helped me out, and so
Speaker 1: you will feel like an exceptional woman, I'm sure by
Speaker 1: the end of the evening. And that's an understatement, my
Speaker 1: friends here that April, you know, I did you sound
Speaker 1: like you're actually excited to go out with him again. Well,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm going to be laughing a lot more.
Speaker 1: You'll be making old kinds of sounds by the end,
Speaker 1: all right, broken jewel in the morning,