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Speaker 2: Because like eleven am, like this is a trauma and

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Speaker 3: a grain now just coming my ee.

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Speaker 2: It's so fucked up. Villains evil walks among us.

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Speaker 3: I just never thought that, like my best friend would

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Speaker 2: I paid for half of her birthday reveal, like you

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Speaker 2: and Tom like wrote the checks and like now we

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Speaker 3: And you just don't do that. And I just like

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Speaker 3: never are as a snake and a dragon with scales?

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Speaker 3: Tell you something. I pushed her yesterday into a brick wall.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't hold back because like you were family, and

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Speaker 3: No, and I know that your family, and just like

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Speaker 2: Like you went to the gallery with her and she

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Speaker 4: Now, is that jocks or l or la la or shallah?

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm oh sorry, also Sina, like let's just put

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Speaker 3: Thank you guys for putting aside like what happened at

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Speaker 3: Lake Havasuit, so that we can be here for me

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Speaker 3: in my time of you, I know, was to yourself

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Speaker 3: to go to work. Who's that knocking at the door.

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Speaker 3: It's all your friends. You've filthy horse, your husband's gone,

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Speaker 3: and we've got books and a bottle of wine to kill.

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Speaker 1: It's Hollywood, it's books, it's gossip.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure it's memoir.

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Speaker 3: It's Martinis, Celebrity poof Club.

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Speaker 2: Read it while it's hot.

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Speaker 1: Celebrity poof Club, tell your secrets.

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Speaker 3: We won't talk celebrity books. No boys are a loud

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Speaker 2: Bus me in. I brought the queer vow.

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Speaker 3: Hey best friend? Or are you my fucking best friend?

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Speaker 3: Are you a fucking snake in the grass that I

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Speaker 2: Are you literally my best friend the entire world? Or

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Speaker 3: I'm okay, I'm dealing and I'm feeling. I'm working through

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Speaker 2: I'm super happy to be here, and I just want

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, today we're doing something that we've I guess avoided.

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Speaker 2: For years, for years, and the amount of times people

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Speaker 3: Oh you thought you were going to go have dinner

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Speaker 3: No, they were actually wrapping the fuck up.

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Speaker 2: Drinks plus Martha Stewart and they were just being like,

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Speaker 3: We had down three Martha tinis. Yeah, maybe I'd blacked

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Speaker 3: But also because we.

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Speaker 2: Read one of the most chaotic cocktail ruscipe.

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Speaker 3: Books ever written, the fucking Queen of chaosa.

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Speaker 2: None other than Flagler University alone.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, she went to Flagler University in Florida. Flag Its

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Speaker 2: a moddoc's second cocktail book.

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Speaker 5: Single af Cocktails Drinks for Bad Bitches and yes, bitch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like la, I felt like I.

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Speaker 2: Literally, she never wanted to ring. She just wanted someone

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Speaker 3: The greecap pods and like sidebars. Well, Lily, that actually

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Speaker 2: No, because they're either all in like a tiny, disgusting

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Speaker 2: which is a chili temple with a ship. So this

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Speaker 2: is the first recipe we're making from, officially from Arian

442
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 2: Alex's amazing new cocktail book, Single Af. It's basically a

443
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 2: dirty Charley fresh Cherry's grenadine, vodka, lime juice.

444
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Speaker 3: So wait, so why is a Little Sister supposed to

445
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,199
Speaker 3: be a thing?

446
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 2: Because it's like a chili temple when you were very little.

447
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I loved to go chili

448
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 2: temple cherry red and cloningly sweet, the boozy version of

449
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 2: that childhood drink. Maybe the addition of vodka may seem

450
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 2: girlish and innocent, but it's anything.

451
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 3: But wait. When I first met the woman he had

452
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 3: the affair with, she was dating someone who was close

453
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Speaker 3: with my brother as our So it's it's about when

454
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Speaker 3: someone who's close with your brother. This is so.

455
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Speaker 2: Restaurant, by the way, Like, sorry, if you've ever been

456
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Speaker 2: friends with like restaurant girls like.

457
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 3: That type of talk to be like.

458
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Speaker 2: We were best friends because she was friends with my brother,

459
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Speaker 2: So we were all hanging out with her brother this

460
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Speaker 2: one time, and then we hung out with her brother's friends.

461
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 2: But then I started sleeping with one of her brother's friends.

462
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,879
Speaker 2: But then one of her brother's friends started sleeping with

463
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Speaker 2: my aunt.

464
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 3: But it's also like the straight girls are obsessed with

465
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 3: their brothers and it is like their own.

466
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 2: As our group started to mingle more, I got to

467
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 2: know her better. At first, she came across as tim

468
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 2: and and afraid to speak her mind, and I think

469
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 2: there were people who want to ice her out or

470
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Speaker 2: keep her away. I hated to see that, so Sheena

471
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 2: and I took her under our wing. We introduced her

472
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 2: to people when dancing together, and even were matching outfits

473
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 2: on Halloween. We really embraced her as one of her own,

474
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Speaker 2: like a little sister. Serve these up when you need

475
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Speaker 2: to throw back to simpler, more naive times, but watch out,

476
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 2: it may sneak up on you.

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Speaker 3: And the photo of the drink has like a broken

478
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Speaker 3: piece of glass that you would like cut someone in

479
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:50,360
Speaker 3: prison with in the highball, so they.

480
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Speaker 2: Don't be naive in the vodkas. The knife and the

481
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 2: fox would make it boozy. And that's the little sister

482
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Speaker 2: who fucking turns on you. Needless to say, I just

483
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 2: don't think her and Raquel.

484
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Speaker 3: We're best friends.

485
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 2: We're best friends.

486
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 3: But that so does it make it okay?

487
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not saying it's okay.

488
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 3: I mean, as we were just saying, like, I do

489
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 3: relate to Ariana a lot because I was cheated on

490
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 3: by my ex boyfriend of almost four years and he

491
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 3: did have an affair with his coworker at a restaurant

492
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Speaker 3: who was literally a fucking bartender at the restaurant where

493
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 3: he was like a server, And I'm just kind of like,

494
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 3: the restaurant industry isn't testuous and I didn't see the

495
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 3: signs and I was completely taken for a fool. This

496
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 3: person was not my best friend, but it was actually

497
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Speaker 3: someone that I kind of really disliked previously, so it

498
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 3: kind of made it worse in a way, Like I

499
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 3: could see myself on the reunion with Andy being like,

500
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 3: it's actually worse because I hated him, and it's actually

501
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 3: worse to cheat on me with someone that you knew

502
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Speaker 3: I didn't like.

503
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 2: Your situation was extremely and now I'm flipping my switch

504
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 2: because like I'm stossy and like I have no backbone,

505
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,879
Speaker 2: and I will change my mind. It's just really vander

506
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 2: Pump because like you had had maybe relations with no

507
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 2: other are God. And that's also partly why I hated

508
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 2: it exactly, which is just feels so one thing about

509
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 2: Tom Sandoval and the timeline, which I think is so funny.

510
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 3: I love there's just this whole lore around. It's just

511
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 3: like the timeline, Like the book starts out with the timeline. Wait.

512
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: My favorite line in the episode where she finds out

513
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 2: and they're going through quote unquote the timeline one of

514
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 2: the nights where she thinks he does start cheating and

515
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 2: she goes by the way, Charlotte's body wasn't even cold yet.

516
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 3: Oh the grandma.

517
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 2: It's all about Charlotte's the dog.

518
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 3: Oh, Charlott's the dog dog. Yeah wait, I thought it

519
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 3: was about the grandma.

520
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: Well, there also is the grammar because in her timeline,

521
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 2: the timeline is so iconic. October twenty ten, I moved

522
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 2: to al from New York. Early twenty twelve, we meet

523
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 2: this bartender's working at Villa Blanca twenty thirteen, my dad

524
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 2: passed away. Twenty thirteen. I joined the cast of Interpump

525
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,959
Speaker 2: Rules twenty fourteen. Our relationship begins. Twenty fourteen, We make

526
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 2: it igfficial. Twenty fifteen. I move into his West Hollywood apartment.

527
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 2: Twenty nineteen, we buy our house together in Valley Village.

528
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 2: December twenty nineteen, our cocktail book, Fancy as Fuck Cocktails

529
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 2: goes on sale. Ohka second twenty twenty two, my sweet

530
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 2: dog Charlotte dies. The affair allegedly begins, and that was

531
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 2: the Charlotte's body wasn't even cold yet.

532
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed, and they like fuck in the car. Yeah,

533
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 3: and then he didn't have keys to get in and

534
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 3: had to knock on the door and he's like ringing

535
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 3: their ring or whatever.

536
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 2: I guess because they work in the West Village, but

537
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 2: they're just like such weird ass Why sorry, West Hollywood.

538
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 3: Well, the Pride episode that we both watched, which happens

539
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 3: when the Poul shooting happens, and it's so completely insane

540
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 3: and leaves the vander from the whole time. It's just like,

541
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 3: I don't want to capitulate.

542
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 2: I won't capitulate, and then I feel like one of

543
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 2: the most WW girls is like I'm not gonna fucking

544
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 2: risk my life to go be like here are specials

545
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 2: for twelve dollars an hour. But then Sandoval and Arianna

546
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 2: are like sitting there and they're all just like it's

547
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 2: always any excuse to like drink at eleven am. There's

548
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 2: like I think we should like start with wine, and

549
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 2: like this day is crazy, and Tom Sanderval is like

550
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 2: I can't believe the fucking bigots. No, She's like, fuck bigots,

551
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 2: the biggest and it's.

552
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 3: Just like all these straight people like crying at eleven

553
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 3: am with their like pretty spray paint art and they're

554
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 3: like dogcare covered couch and there's so much Teresa's like and.

555
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 2: They're all coming over to each other's like little apartments

556
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 2: to drink more, to like decide whether they should go

557
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 2: to work or not.

558
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 3: And then like James is just like I am gonna

559
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 3: go in, and they're just like fucking keep us posted, man,

560
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 3: like tell us what the update is and what's going

561
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 3: down at sir, And then it's just like cut to

562
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 3: five minutes later're all doing shots on the bar and.

563
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 2: Tom was like, I've never gotten on the bar but

564
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 2: there's any day to get on the bar. And he

565
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 2: gets on shirtless with his discussing long but tight shorts

566
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 2: and starts like pouring shots Interred's mouth. And then Lisa

567
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 2: comes back and do both Toms start crying. They're like, Lisa,

568
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 2: you're so fucking brave. We won't let the terrorist win.

569
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 3: And like you risk life and limb to get on

570
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 3: this double decker bus themed London float and like ride

571
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 3: three blocks through West Hollywood and now I'm sobbing. And

572
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 3: then Jax reveals that one shot of fireballs eleven dollars

573
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 3: and this was in like twenty fourteen or something.

574
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 2: I was a little like, damn well, I mean the

575
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 2: price is that one shot at sir on Pride are

576
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 2: going to be the most.

577
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine if you're like getting food, I'm right, sir.

578
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 3: You know when you're getting there, just being like I

579
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 3: want the af heap Burger and it's forty eight because

580
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 3: there's some girls vomiting. Next, that's just.

581
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 2: Lisa like opening up a new restaurant. She's me with

582
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 2: the chef and she's like, I love food. I love food,

583
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 2: and then she's like, not only does need to tastes good,

584
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 2: but the food needs to be sexy. And then this

585
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 2: woman is just listening food and going purple cabbage and

586
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 2: she goes such a sexy food, such a sexy food.

587
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 3: Okay, speaking of sex, let's go back to the honeymoon

588
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 3: phase when arian A, Maddix and Tom's End have all

589
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 3: started their relationship. The sparks were flying, because yeah, things

590
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 3: can feel good at first.

591
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 2: Well, and there was like some clip where they're like

592
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 2: fighting and the fair hasn't been broken yet, but he's like,

593
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 2: we just like don't have sex anymore, and like we

594
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 2: used to fuck all the time, like every single night,

595
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,479
Speaker 2: and like used to have multiple orgasms. And then they

596
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: flash to her like rolling her eyes so hard, and

597
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 2: she's like, just not true. But yeah, they were like

598
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 2: so in love and she was quote unquote always defending him,

599
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: Like there's some part where she was like, no matter what,

600
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 2: I always defended Tom.

601
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 3: Well again, it's like the Byzantine loure of the show.

602
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 3: It's impossible. And when I started watching it and I

603
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 3: was like, what the fuck is going on? What are

604
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 3: any of these people talking about?

605
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 2: But kind of easy to jump in. After twenty minutes,

606
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 2: I found.

607
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 3: I feel like people like this show because the characters

608
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 3: on Venom Pump Rules are so dumb they make any

609
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 3: Real Housewives franchise look like the Philocoity Department at Oxford.

610
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is crazy, Like they just have like

611
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 3: steroid brain. They're all like they're so brain.

612
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 2: Dead and it's so funny to watch Andy, Whereas with

613
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: them my first house was because house was he so

614
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 2: involved and he's like Ramona, like, let's get into this.

615
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 2: He's owning all the housewives and he has a much

616
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 2: more puppeteer relationship vander Pump. He literally is like, these

617
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 2: are my crazy children, and I like, sit down, sit.

618
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 3: Down, sit down here.

619
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 2: Maybe you should just have hot dogs at your bar.

620
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 3: Like it's He's like, this is my like chinchilla farm

621
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 3: and they're just running around and I'm like dropping some

622
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 3: little food bits in the cage and just kind of

623
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 3: they're going out at and I'm not even saying like

624
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 3: there's no puppeteering. Okay, So this is called love Birds

625
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 3: in Paradise tropical mez call vibes. Love can feel like

626
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 3: an escape, and sometimes you need that, even or especially

627
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 3: after it's all burned up. One thing I've always enjoyed

628
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 3: is experiencing new things. When the show took us to

629
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 3: film in Hawaiian twenty fifteen, we said a few days

630
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 3: afterwards to have some fun in the sun, just the

631
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 3: two of us. We weren't at a jeep and drove

632
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 3: along the coast of a Wahoo's north shore and saw

633
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 3: all these beautiful places together.

634
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 2: I mean, is there anything better than renting a jeep

635
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: in Hawaii?

636
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 3: No, as two folks who have done that, Like, it's

637
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 3: literally a w who's so stunning and gorgeous and it's

638
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 3: so lush And if you've never ban go.

639
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 2: You should go to Hawaii, even though you shouldn't go

640
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 2: to Hawaii right now anyway.

641
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 3: So this is rum mez call compari fresh pineapple, strawberry,

642
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 3: simple lime juice. And I put it all on a blender.

643
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 2: Damn.

644
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 3: She blended cheers. The blender was out today.

645
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 2: Me okay, yum.

646
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 3: I mean that definitely gives tropical.

647
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 2: This is giving like.

648
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 3: It's giving a beach bar. Yeah, it's all inclusive.

649
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you're getting the three times you don't know

650
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 2: what's tip.

651
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 3: I think what I really like about this is she

652
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 3: called this pineapple. Yeah, so I blended actual fresh chunks

653
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 3: of pineapple and with the strawberries, which I gives it

654
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 3: a meatiness that I think is nice, just so it

655
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 3: doesn't just feel like juice, you know, and feel like.

656
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 2: Oh, this is just juice hiding like seven liquors.

657
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 3: And the mes call is actually really tempered by the rum,

658
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 3: so it's not too smoky.

659
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 2: It's coming in.

660
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 3: It's a little bit of smoke. Yeah.

661
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 2: Her use of mez call also in the book is

662
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 2: always like and mez call because when things get hot,

663
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 2: they get spicy and we were in love, or it's

664
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 2: like more revenge. She's like, and this has mes call

665
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 2: because when things get spicy, I'm ready to kick him

666
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 2: out and I'm on fire by myself because I'm a

667
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 2: bad ass bitch.

668
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 3: So the next drink, I mean the crocodile tears, it

669
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 3: uses Kompari and she's like, yeah, it's bitter but sweet

670
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 3: at the same time, pretty and pink, but wickedly bitter.

671
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 3: The number of falsehoods that came to light if the

672
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,239
Speaker 3: affair was diabolical, the affair was not a one time

673
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 3: event but a regular, ongoing thing. She met his family

674
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 3: over the holidays without my name. That's insane, I mean,

675
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 3: that is insane. And then when he's like in the

676
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 3: reveal episode where he's like at her apartment and like

677
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 3: all the apartments are so identical.

678
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 2: In life, right, and he's like, have you told your families?

679
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 3: And then he's like they love you, and she's like,

680
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 3: I love you too. He's like, I said, my family

681
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 3: loves you, but I love you too.

682
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 2: That bar was so like creepy. It's just like and

683
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 2: just sad. Honestly, I felt really bad for Raquel coming

684
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 2: out of this.

685
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's never good for the other woman.

686
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 3: It's never good for the other woman.

687
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 2: And like she did like check into like a wellness

688
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 2: retreat center after this.

689
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 3: But it's also like, I mean, what did she expect?

690
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 2: Literally, what did she expect.

691
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 3: It's like you're at a workplace of like ten crazy bitches,

692
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 3: Like obviously they're all going to turn on you.

693
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 2: Also, honestly, as Andy Cohen was trying to say but

694
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 2: no one was listening to him, he was like, so

695
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 2: you guys are all cheaters and like hypocrites and like

696
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 2: all fuck each other. And they're like, yes, but it's different, No,

697
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 2: but it is different.

698
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 3: So here's why she said it was different, because like

699
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 3: they all have a history of like sleeping literally see

700
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 3: each other and you know each other and breaking up

701
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 3: each other's marriages, and she goes, it's different because she

702
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 3: was my best friend and.

703
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 2: I'm only which I also have to put into question. Yeah,

704
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 2: after watching five episodes, I was like, you guys are like,

705
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 2: maybe Sheena is your best friend, right, maybe.

706
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 3: Maybee, maybe la La is your best friend.

707
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 2: And when she's confronting Tom and being like she was

708
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 2: just your fucking groupie and like looked up to you

709
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 2: guys and like was a hanger on.

710
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, but here's the crocodile tears, which I kind

711
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 3: of think there's a little bit of crocodile tears on

712
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 3: the part of everyone else crying because as Andy said,

713
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,959
Speaker 3: they're all cheaters. And this is campari gin lemon juice,

714
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 3: simple Marashina liqueur orange bitters. It's basically a ne grony,

715
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 3: but like a sweeter NIGRONI.

716
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a sweeter negronie. This needs like Seltzer. For me.

717
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 2: It's like a seltzer.

718
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 3: It's a little bit like, I don't know if it's

719
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 3: wickedly better, it's just kind of like it's just.

720
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,439
Speaker 2: A little tail and Allie. Yeah, which can happen so fast?

721
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 3: I think it really needs like fifty to fifty soda

722
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 3: to this ratio.

723
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. In the beginning, when arian and Tom start dating

724
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 2: and Christen, who's it's also like girl read the signs

725
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 2: because Tom got with Ariana from cheating on another.

726
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 3: Starts in chaos, always ends in chaos. If your relationship

727
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 3: begins as an affair like honey, that's never good. And

728
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 3: then one of the Lene rhymes, I'm talking to you,

729
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 3: one of.

730
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 2: Their honeymoon moments was going to coach Hella because they're

731
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 2: huge music fans and they love Chromeo Outcast, and so

732
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 2: this is a drink inspired by it. It's called the

733
00:35:55,200 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: Coachella and it's Vodko watermelon edible letter lemon juice.

734
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 3: Did you just add the glitter?

735
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I added so I added watermelon soda because

736
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 2: I didn't have fresh watermelon juice.

737
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,879
Speaker 3: This edible glitter, it really just looks like fish food.

738
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we sprinkle it in. Feels very like

739
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,240
Speaker 2: grab a little pinch.

740
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 4: Here you go.

741
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 2: The other day, I went to Kellen Lauren shout out

742
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 2: to Queer Health, and I went to the wrong location.

743
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 2: So I found myself patience, I shout out to your

744
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 2: patients being confused. So what does a queirdo do at

745
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 2: two pm on a windy, cold Wednesday. Take a long

746
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 2: walk to the bakery store Whisk and I call them

747
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 2: and my headphones are like so muffly, and I'm like,

748
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 2: do you have edible glitter?

749
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 3: And they're like what what is that?

750
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 2: And I'm like, do you have edible glitter? Like frying

751
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 2: on the side of the road, flatbush out And the

752
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 2: woman just goes, we do, but we only have two left,

753
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 2: which I love the drama.

754
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 3: Of that, like like get here, now, there fast. I

755
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 3: can't even reserve one for you. So I stomp over

756
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 3: like these craft moms are coming coming in on on.

757
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 2: Wednesday for edible glitter, like there's some holiday coming up.

758
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 3: And I come in.

759
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 2: I go, I'm the one who called about the edible

760
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 2: glitter and it's so quiet and like freaky, wouldn't She

761
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: goes right this way and then I'm like there, and

762
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,720
Speaker 2: I'm like and she takes you to the glitter section.

763
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, the glitter section. There's just bare shelves into the

764
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 3: It was a whole.

765
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 2: Much out of the glitter, but only one gold Okay,

766
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:39,439
Speaker 2: word So this is the coach holla right, celebrating falling

767
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 2: in love a coach.

768
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 3: No matter how about our relationship gets.

769
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 2: I hope we can all reach back in our memories

770
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 2: and hold beautiful days and our minds like shimmering jumps.

771
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 2: Those times were real too for me. One of those

772
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 2: times when we went to our first coach Hella together

773
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 2: in April twenty fourteen. It was my second time ever

774
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 2: going the lineup that you're featured all of our favorite bands,

775
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 2: Muse Outcast, Chromeo. It was incredible being in the desert.

776
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 3: The whole show. It just feels like it's frozen in

777
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 3: two thousand and eight. Also, this just reminded me of

778
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 3: when they finally confine each other after the affair. He's

779
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 3: drinking a squirt, just like out of a can.

780
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 2: Oh I don't even remember that, no, because it was shocking.

781
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, where do you find this? Well, actually,

782
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 3: I feel like squirre. Maybe it was diet squirt. Maybe

783
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 3: it was even crazier. The only person I don't drink

784
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 3: squirt was my mom, like thirty years ago.

785
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 2: That's insane.

786
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 3: Okay, this how is Yeah?

787
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 2: So, by the way, the ingredients are vodka, watermelon, just

788
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 2: by used watermelon, sooda li, I'm just Grenadine.

789
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 3: The only thing I didn't put in here.

790
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 2: Was my optional favorite CBD oil because I just what

791
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 2: she says is that it is so.

792
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 3: There's weirdly like a savoriness. Maybe it's coming from the

793
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 3: watermelon that I kind of like. The sweetness isn't too coin.

794
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 3: I still think it feels overly sweet to me. As

795
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 3: most of these as most of the cocktails are no,

796
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 3: like they're.

797
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 2: Basically all clubs, like they're all shooters. They are all shooters,

798
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 2: so like when you gum in, they're like, hey, do

799
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 2: you want a flying fla mingos ass like And so

800
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,720
Speaker 2: I watched the episode where she's like doing a photo shoot.

801
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 2: In my mind, this is where really the drama began.

802
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 2: She's doing a photo shoot for her first cocktail book,

803
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 2: Fancy as Fuck, and Tom is so jealous that he

804
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 2: didn't get a book and he's being so mean to her,

805
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is so could be us

806
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 2: if one of us.

807
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 3: Oh no, I thought I got a cocktail book. But

808
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 3: also reminded me of the Emily Goual divorce article that

809
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 3: we're going to talk about. Yeah, where like she's jealous

810
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 3: of his success. But I was like, you do kind

811
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 3: of always need to be at equal levels of success

812
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 3: with someone that you're really close to, Otherwise it can

813
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 3: be really tense and then it becomes so Joan Rivers

814
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,280
Speaker 3: Johny Currentston, you don't speak to each other for three.

815
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 2: Years literally, So they're doing a photo shoot and he

816
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 2: keeps on like coming over and like moving her like

817
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 2: lemon rind around.

818
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 3: I did feel though she was shooting like a sizzleweel

819
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 3: to try and sell the book. She hadn't sold the

820
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:58,720
Speaker 3: book yet. She was like, I'm working with my friend Annie,

821
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 3: who was like her writer, and she was trying to

822
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 3: sell like the concept of the book to publishers.

823
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 2: I thought, because then they're all having like Asian with

824
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 2: their other friend, and the other friend is like, whoa,

825
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 2: this is so awkward because he's like, do you know

826
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 2: how many people have come up to me and said,

827
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 2: why does Arianna have a book?

828
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 3: And you don't, okay, but they're just saying have it.

829
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 3: But she didn't have the book yet. That's what I'm saying.

830
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 2: She was trying to the way he phrased it was

831
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 2: someone did ask.

832
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 3: Qu again, They're all dumb, They're all very dumb, and

833
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 3: so it's like she's starts talking to this girl and

834
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 3: like maybe even has a like agent who's going to

835
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 3: try and be like, let's shop this book around, and

836
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 3: that to them is like she has a book.

837
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 2: Maybe it was that I feel like she does have

838
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 2: a book agent, and the book agent was like you

839
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 2: should have a right.

840
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 3: So but okay, what I thought was weird about that

841
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 3: whole thing though, And this is where I did think that,

842
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 3: Like it was a little bit like why does she

843
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 3: have a coalfort about because he was like, maybe have

844
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 3: a little fun with it, yes, and she was being

845
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 3: so awkward and like not speaking and being like I

846
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 3: don't want to talk. I don't want to do It's like,

847
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 3: you want to have a cocktail book that's all about

848
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 3: like your personality, feel awkward making cocktails on camera. But

849
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 3: she literally says, I.

850
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 2: Don't want this book to be about my personality. I

851
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 2: just wanted to be about good cocktails. But it's like

852
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 2: you don't make good cocktails, so you're gonna need some

853
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 2: personality in it.

854
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 3: And it's like cocktails exist, like you don't have any

855
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 3: like thing new to bring to the table in terms.

856
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 2: Of that, right, So I just have like being a

857
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 2: girl in vander Pump, and then she's always like I'm

858
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 2: not the one to get in the bar and be

859
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 2: personality like I'm in the trenches. I'm just about making

860
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 2: the drinks. But yeah, when she didn't drink for the shoot,

861
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 2: looks like she's never made a drink.

862
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 3: Before, right, And then you have this whole cocktail book

863
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 3: that's all about just like I'm a cover girl Lemon Drop,

864
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:38,919
Speaker 3: Mike Drop.

865
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 2: So it's like, on one hand he's being an asshole

866
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 2: and obviously so jealous, but then on the other hand,

867
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 2: like she's also being stupid.

868
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 3: This out dumb vet. I'm like, damn, y'all be slurfing

869
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:51,919
Speaker 3: on this dumb bitch.

870
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 2: But I guess fancy as fuck cocktails did come out,

871
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 2: and it was kind of like by the both.

872
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 3: Of them, and he kind of like wormed his way

873
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 3: in Yeah, cocktail book. I mean, ultimately, it's like, you

874
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 3: don't need anyone to write a cocktail book, because again,

875
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 3: cocktails exist, and it's just being like zero point seventy

876
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 3: five ounces of quantrou one ounce of gin. It's like

877
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 3: the recipes are established.

878
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 2: But what you do need to write is these amazing

879
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 2: little coptions.

880
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 3: Okay, should we do?

881
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 5: The last one is do we have any is such

882
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 5: an insane array of cusca like restaurant too with our little.

883
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 3: We're using like supper cups for each drink and like.

884
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 2: So it's funny because this is the end and this

885
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 2: is the deadly confrontation shot, which honestly does not have

886
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 2: all the ingredients. I'll be perfectly honest because like the

887
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 2: ingredients are like four kinds of whiskey scotch and like

888
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 2: rum and I just did what I had, which was

889
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 2: one kind of whiskey in one kind of tequila.

890
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 3: Oh and.

891
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's instead of yaeger, it's for Nat. So

892
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 2: really it's okay, that's fun So what is actually in

893
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 2: this so right now it's a it's bullet bourbon tanteo

894
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 2: tequila shout out. Well, actually and for Nat. So this

895
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 2: is basically about being like not precious and taking every

896
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 2: liquor you have and throwing it together and confronting you're

897
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 2: soon to be fucking dirt bag acts. Okay, cheers, bitch,

898
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 2: do you have anything confront me about? Oh my god,

899
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 2: that's disgusting you.

900
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 3: I have to confront her about this book? Well, doesn't

901
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 3: she say in the description, She's like it's not gonna.

902
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 2: She's yeah, the whole point is like it's disgusting, this

903
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 2: doesn't taste good, but like as a battie, you have

904
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 2: to get through it, right.

905
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 3: It's about like moving forward with your life.

906
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 2: Her unopened sandwich shop with Katie there's already merched, but

907
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 2: the sandwich shop is still to come. It's called something

908
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 2: about her. And on the reunion there being like, Andy,

909
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 2: why don't you have like something about her merch yet?

910
00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,959
Speaker 2: Because he has merged from.

911
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 3: March from Tom Tom Bar, the Tom's Bar, and then

912
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 3: it cuts to him like getting the merch and just

913
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 3: being like is this triple excel? It's really big and

914
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 3: he's kind of weirded out it because any Cohen's definitely

915
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 3: not wearing oversized merch. Really. Eilish is not one of

916
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 3: his an does love hoodies, though he loves hoodies, but

917
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 3: he loves like a fairy our West Village. Yeah, likes

918
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 3: to be fitted. He's in like a fitted I mean

919
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 3: very much like the beagle that he got rid of

920
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 3: in such a queer way. Like he likes to be

921
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 3: held tight. He likes like a thunder jacket of thunder buddy. Yeah, no,

922
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 3: I mean shot this.

923
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 2: I will confront someone.

924
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is really really nasty. Okay. One of the

925
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 3: drinks we did make was the Jamie, which is literally

926
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,240
Speaker 3: just a martini, not even with remooth. It's just vodka

927
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 3: and olive juice. And she goes throughout the a fair.

928
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 3: He did a lot of ship to me that felt

929
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 3: dirty as hell, but some things really felt like New Low's.

930
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 3: He had told me time and time again that he

931
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 3: wasn't trying to hide anything from me whenever would ask

932
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 3: about little things here and there. But it turns out

933
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 3: he was taking many steps to cover the whole thing up.

934
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 3: He was so committed to this double life that he

935
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 3: used Jamie as a code name for her in his phone.

936
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 3: The worst part of that is that my dad's name

937
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 3: was James may He rested before I.

938
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 2: Fucked up?

939
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 3: How fucked up would that be if Maya was having

940
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 3: an affair in put Charlie Charlie, I will say I

941
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 3: kind of have done that.

942
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 2: Named it after like named.

943
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 3: No, like named a guy in my phone different, not

944
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,399
Speaker 3: in my current relationship. No, never noting to hide from

945
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 3: my boyfriends.

946
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 2: But she said, we're disgustingly.

947
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 3: Honest, but I had a number in my phone that

948
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 3: I hadn't saved as friend of the pod Arabella Arabella work.

949
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 2: Wow, Arabella works and work.

950
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 3: Because it kind of seems like believe that it would

951
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 3: just be like, oh, there's like a weird work number.

952
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 2: So she for Arabella like she's so because she literally.

953
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 3: Has a job. Yeah no, I mean I couldn't have

954
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 3: it as Lily work. Nobody will believe.

955
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:24,439
Speaker 2: That segments half what does she wear?

956
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 3: What does she eat?

957
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 2: How does she live?

958
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 3: How does she lives?

959
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 2: We know she's like still sharing a home in Valley

960
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 2: Village with just like I mean they have the biggest house.

961
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 2: They have like the bouclet CB two couch.

962
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're so sherbercussions, so Instagram and like the

963
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 3: most disgusting, weird mosaic art of themselves they ordered and

964
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 3: barstools and first of all, they're not even like gen Z.

965
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 3: They're like forty, so they're older than I don't know

966
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 3: why they have like such bad interior design sense, but

967
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 3: like because they're orage. But it's like this thing of

968
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 3: which is like so zoomer such like everyone now where

969
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 3: it's like they only have recess lighting or like purple

970
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 3: you know, bisexual, like weird underlighting. I'm like, what about

971
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 3: a lamp, y'all, because they're like.

972
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 2: La and they're having recess lighting and like it's reality

973
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 2: show and they're getting like weird and there's always like

974
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 2: and ring lights. It's like they're lighting is ring lights.

975
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's ring lights and purple bars and recess.

976
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 2: I think actually it makes sense that they don't have

977
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 2: lamps because like there's always be like for sure, there's

978
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 2: just like always in these harsh environments, whether it's like.

979
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 3: No bar and that you need to have space for

980
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 3: all the cameras and of course they have like fake

981
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 3: fires outside. What does she wear?

982
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 2: I mean she you know, it's like literally across her taws.

983
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 3: What's weirdest? So on the cover, it's like this shot

984
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 3: of her, she kind of looks like older than she does.

985
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 3: They like made her look like Robin Anton kind of

986
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 3: and like she looks like she just got lip injections

987
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 3: and she's like these extensions and she's holding heels and

988
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 3: there's all these like diamonds and she's holding an empty marketing.

989
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 2: Florida Flagler alums like, let's go to a way. I

990
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 2: went to the Flagler site where is flags St. Augustine, Florida.

991
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 3: Oh. Literally, the first ever settlement in America is by

992
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,399
Speaker 3: the Spanish fifteen oh five or something.

993
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 2: The more you know, and it's being so like our

994
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 2: classrooms are outside, it's like being a little like we

995
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 2: learned differently here, whether you're like scuba diving, DJing at

996
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 2: our college radio station or in the clubs.

997
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 3: Okay, so they're trying to say it's like such a

998
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 3: hippie school.

999
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 2: You could be more like Florida coated and just more

1000
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 2: like put on your flippers.

1001
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 3: Okay, But they're being like, acodomics don't matter. Definitely.

1002
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 2: I think it's more like, let's become like fake marine biologists.

1003
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 3: Which she was like a minor marine biology. It was

1004
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 3: definitely majored in communications.

1005
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 2: I have this line here that was like she tells

1006
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 2: the story about the cocktail. We didn't make the Creme

1007
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 2: de vallette. But after her grandmother died, some parrot flew

1008
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 2: into their backyard and they kept it for a few

1009
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,479
Speaker 2: days until owner like came and like claimed this parrot.

1010
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 2: And she's like, no matter what I know, that was

1011
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 2: my grandmother. It's just like rand a person's parrot I.

1012
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 3: Know she was visiting. Sorry, she believes in signs.

1013
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 2: The dress she wears at the reunion, which is like

1014
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 2: this crazy red.

1015
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 3: Gown again and has like a nude element. There's like

1016
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 3: a nude mesh.

1017
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 2: She does a lot of nude cover ups, and Andy

1018
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 2: does honestly like a little bit of a lackluster.

1019
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 3: Oh no, literally cut to me. I'm like blending drinks

1020
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 3: and make kitchen and over here Andy being like, yes, girl,

1021
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 3: you look good, and I was just like phoning it in.

1022
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like a that's ever revenge dress I've seen,

1023
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 2: And it's just the most like a crazy gown that

1024
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,919
Speaker 2: you're like what and everyone's like yes, girl, like make

1025
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 2: him missing.

1026
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 3: Honestly, not to you think better. I mean, is just

1027
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 3: a trailer. It's so funny that she's in a trailer

1028
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 3: because she file the restraining order, I guess.

1029
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 2: But Tom comes on and he's actually looking the most

1030
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: like I don't know, normal he ever has.

1031
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 3: He's in like a suit, yeah, because he's not wearing

1032
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 3: a side duster.

1033
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 2: And she like turns to like Lolly or whatever, and

1034
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 2: she's like, well, he looks horrible. It's like, I don't know,

1035
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 2: he actually looks the best he's ever had.

1036
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 3: I guess, like what's interesting about her is I feel

1037
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 3: like she kind of hasn't followed the trends of like

1038
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 3: millennial girl bosses. And she's not wearing like wide legged

1039
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 3: suits on stage. I like a ted Tom.

1040
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 2: Because they're just like La. At the end of the day,

1041
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 2: She's still in La Bartender.

1042
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 3: She's not in a big She's from a bartender, and

1043
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 3: she is just going.

1044
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 2: To be like red down. She's just more Cavalerian, Like, yeah,

1045
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 2: in a huge cream sweatshirt.

1046
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 3: But Cavaleri will be wearing a wide legs.

1047
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 2: She actually is a girl boss and like the author.

1048
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,240
Speaker 3: Of two books is a girl of us. She's literally

1049
00:50:58,320 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 3: a twice author.

1050
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 2: Maybe when she opens up something about her the sandwich shop,

1051
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 2: she'll get a pantsuit. What does she eat? She's like pokable,

1052
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 2: Like it's so weird that she's opening up a sandwich

1053
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,760
Speaker 2: shop because I don't think she's.

1054
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 3: Like ever eating a sandwich in her life.

1055
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like she's either like Taco Bell, Big Salad's so

1056
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 2: hot girls hot girls Summer. But I feel like she

1057
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 2: was having like.

1058
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 3: Definitely like gross and like happy and burrito, but like

1059
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe she's.

1060
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 2: Like I think she's a little more like well, just

1061
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 2: because this one dinner she orders the Hot Asian and it's.

1062
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 4: Just like.

1063
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 3: Dress and like hot Asian. I'd love a Hot Asian.

1064
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 3: But then they just start getting in a fight over

1065
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 3: her cocktail book.

1066
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 2: So I think she's having like pant Asian and like

1067
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 2: wheat sober noodles.

1068
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 3: She lives in two thousand and eight, Like, yes, she's

1069
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 3: having Pan Asian.

1070
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, is she even going to Arawan? Probably?

1071
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 2: And she's just like smoothies and juices.

1072
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 3: I'm like, but okay. I also feel like maybe she's

1073
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 3: drinking so much that she's like not eating a lot. Yeah,

1074
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 3: Like maybe thees are coming from alcohol.

1075
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 2: It is crazy because they drink so much.

1076
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 3: Like I kind of think that she's having like maybe

1077
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 3: a weird like chewy bar in the morning and then

1078
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 3: she's not eating for eight hours. Yeah I could see.

1079
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 3: And then she's like wolfing tuna like in the walk in.

1080
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 2: Yeah I know, it's like with sobby tuna on the

1081
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 2: walk in and a chewy bar done. Okay, who are

1082
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 2: you in the book?

1083
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 3: I mean I again, I am Mariana because I was

1084
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:39,280
Speaker 3: cheated on by my restaurant villain boyfriend with his coworkers.

1085
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 2: And I don't care, and I know we weren't happy,

1086
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,399
Speaker 2: but you're still a villain. You deserve to die.

1087
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 3: Like what do you want? She's like, I want you

1088
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:50,919
Speaker 3: to die. I don't know, how about a really slow death.

1089
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 2: I'm so Tom Schwartz. I feel like where I'm just like,

1090
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 2: am apologizing to this.

1091
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 3: You're so much and you're fully lying about when you knew,

1092
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 3: and everyone's being like, when did you know? And You're like,

1093
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 3: I didn't know when I knew. I knew that I

1094
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:13,280
Speaker 3: knew you actually are. I don't know you are because

1095
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 3: this actually even happened in like three really yes ago,

1096
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 3: when me or two or whatever, my couple of boyfriends ago,

1097
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 3: when he started dating this new person, and you knew

1098
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 3: about it and didn't tell me for two months two months, Yeah,

1099
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 3: it was two months. I don't believe it because I

1100
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 3: found out over Christmas, which is also so vander Pump

1101
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 3: of Christmas. I found out over Christmas on Instagram and

1102
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 3: I will and you were just like, well, yes, he

1103
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 3: came up to me, like I don't opening two months

1104
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 3: ago and he was with the new boyfriend and I

1105
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 3: did know, but I wasn't sure if it was going

1106
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 3: to be a thing, so I didn't tell you when

1107
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 3: that was.

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00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 2: That is Tom ballad lot is valid. Their lives balance,

1109
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 2: their lives valid though, because it's like I meet one

1110
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 2: million gig guys a day, and so it's like one

1111
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 2: gig guy has gay guy next to him, and I'm

1112
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 2: supposed to deliver you this deadly news.

1113
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 3: You're a little sister with a ship, and it's just like,

1114
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 3: is it even worth the spiral?

1115
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 2: If it wasn't even a thing?

1116
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 3: You know, it wasn't worth it for you?

1117
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 2: Was it worth it?

1118
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 3: You are literally a snake in the grass and I'm

1119
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 3: opening up a bar and I'm gonna have a bitter

1120
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 3: mets call Kamari drink in your honor, bitch.

1121
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I give this a f're time with the recipes,

1122
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,319
Speaker 2: I'm giving them a zero zero.

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00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 3: I'm giving them a one point five because I do

1124
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 3: think that she's asking you to like find some lucurage

1125
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 3: that I hadn't heard of, and I do want to

1126
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 3: try that Mexican corn liquur.

1127
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 2: Now we're going to get the next hall because she

1128
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 2: says it has a smokiness.

1129
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,360
Speaker 3: But yeah, these are literally just mostly existing cocktails that

1130
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 3: you've made Sweeter and the honey.

1131
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,439
Speaker 2: But for the captions, I give it like a four

1132
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 2: point one because like they're hilarious and like and they

1133
00:54:56,360 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 2: go off. I just you, I said, you've gone through it.

1134
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 2: But I also don't believe that. I don't think she's

1135
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 2: really totally admitted to herself that they weren't happy. Yeah.

1136
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 3: No, and that's the thing she can she I would

1137
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 3: have died for you, and I think, you know, personally

1138
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 3: for me, like just to like open that wound, but

1139
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 3: also like move forward. I will say, like I eventually

1140
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 3: did admit that we weren't happy.

1141
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 2: Yes, you did, and that would took a lot.

1142
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 3: It did take a lot of work personally, and I

1143
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 3: admitted that I pushed him away and I admitted like

1144
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 3: I did all these things, and I get that, and

1145
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 3: like at the time I just felt like, well, even

1146
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,280
Speaker 3: if like things weren't going perfectly, we were still committed

1147
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 3: and I still thought of you as like the person

1148
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 3: that was going to be with and so I was

1149
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 3: so like the rug was pulled out from underneath me,

1150
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 3: and I kept saying the rug was pulled out from

1151
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 3: underneath and it was the ego and it was the

1152
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 3: ego of it all. But it's like at the end

1153
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 3: of the day, I did have to admit that, like yes,

1154
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 3: the relationship like was like not goaded, not go did

1155
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 3: and I was like diminishing in this way and like

1156
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 3: that I had responsibility in that role but also responsibility

1157
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,720
Speaker 3: and I took the responsibility and also in some ways

1158
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 3: like it just was happening naturally and it would have

1159
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 3: happened and like it's no one's fault, not sfe and

1160
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 3: like she does need todmit that. And it's like if

1161
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,399
Speaker 3: you were with some over ten years that you didn't

1162
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,760
Speaker 3: want to get married to, like maybe ask yourself, maybe.

1163
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 2: Ask yourself, why is that really quote unquote what you want?

1164
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 2: So as a flagler alum.

1165
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 3: As a flat and like as flag its like we

1166
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 3: do the work, just do the work a little bit anyway,

1167
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 3: but like we.

1168
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 2: Love you, we love your like yes, and like now

1169
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna it was so fun about I would say

1170
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 2: watching Fanner Pump is like it really was fun to do,

1171
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 2: like season two, then season five and season ten because

1172
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 2: the show need to be episode six, seven, eight nine.

1173
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,879
Speaker 3: The show is so chaotic that you kind of can

1174
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 3: jump in and yeah, it doesn't really matter.

1175
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 2: It's like usually oh Sena's fighting with Stossi.

1176
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 3: It's like it doesn't really ever make sense.

1177
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 2: So a little bit choose your adventures, like learn the names.

1178
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 3: A little bit, just enough. It's funny. It's not like

1179
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 3: Ronie where you're like, I kind of do want to

1180
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 3: watch every second because like.

1181
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 2: Because there was a little moments that they hold on

1182
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 2: to forever.

1183
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 3: And like you know, on the Housewives, like they've all

1184
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 3: lived live a little bit more. But these are just

1185
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 3: like these crazy like Los Angeles bartenders who are abb

1186
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,759
Speaker 3: WWE performers who are dropped into.

1187
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 2: And tiny apartments.

1188
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 3: Okay, the best.

1189
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 2: This episode of Slebrity book Club is Stephen Lilly was

1190
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 2: produced by my former former former with a capital F

1191
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 2: best friend, Darby Masters.

1192
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 3: I hate you.

1193
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 2: I hope you die. You're a villain. Supervising producer Abu Zafar.

1194
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 2: We've been through a bunch, but the end of the day,

1195
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 2: you are like a brother. Just fucking hurts to say,

1196
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 2: but this episode was executive produced by.

1197
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 3: The woman who's been playing me for fifteen years, Christina Everett.

1198
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 2: Okay, like, will I trust you less because you still

1199
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 2: invest in my Excess podcast. Sure, do I still love you?

1200
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 4: Yes?

1201
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 2: This episode was engineered by Baheid Fraser. I thought we

1202
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 2: were gonna live a life together ten years.

1203
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 3: Do you throw it away?

1204
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 2: I've honestly said all I can say. The music was

1205
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,959
Speaker 2: done by Steph Philip's Horus or Sam a coach. Holla,

1206
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 2: he's amazing that our work was done by Teddy Blanz.

1207
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 2: I found him on Instagram. He just really cool, kind

1208
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 2: of like digital prints. This episode was originally co creative

1209
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 2: with Prollout Projects, one of my exes, where we're on

1210
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 2: like good terms now because we worked through it. That's cool.

1211
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 2: So yeah, follow us on Patreon, subscribe to us in Patreon. Fine,

1212
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 2: we're coming to a point in the night where we

1213
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 2: could make more Arianomatox cocktails. But at the end of

1214
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 2: the day, and I'm gonna be honest, like we all

1215
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 2: do kind of want Manhattan's and don't want to make

1216
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:50,440
Speaker 2: like yellow chartreuse rose like Vanilla forty three cocktails.