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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. It's time for your dirty little secret. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: La la, dirty little secret. Remember, if you want to

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Speaker 1: tell us anything, you can text in four one six one.

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Speaker 1: Tell us you have a dirty little secret, and we

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Speaker 1: will put you on the show and you can say

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Speaker 1: whatever you want. Nobody will know it's you because we

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Speaker 1: always keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. If you want to tell us something that

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Speaker 1: you've got on your chest that you want us to

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Speaker 1: just pluck, reach over and pluck off your chest, rabbit.

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Speaker 1: If you got a secret, you can tell us it.

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Speaker 1: We won't even ask your name. And that's why everybody

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Speaker 1: gets a fake name when they call in. And the

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Speaker 1: caller right now to tell us a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: nick name is Ricky Bobby. Ricky Bobby movie, Ricky, you're

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Speaker 1: from Talladega something. Yeah that's good. Yeah, it's really good.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen it. Yeah you've never seen Talladega Nights.

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Speaker 1: Ricky Bobby is from Talladaga Knights. Yes, that's will first character.

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Speaker 1: Ricky Bobby is on the phone though, what's up, Ricky? Hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good? I was just hoping, sweet

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Speaker 1: little baby geing, Okay, well, tell us what your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is. So I manage a pet store. I

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Speaker 1: mean it's a big store. A lot of people know it.

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Speaker 1: It's the chain, but I'm not going to stay the name.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so I okay. So, so you manage a

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Speaker 1: big chain pet store that you don't want to say

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Speaker 1: the name of. But there's only like one of them,

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Speaker 1: so or pet Smart. So I'm guessing it's one of those.

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Speaker 1: But don't you don't have to. Don't worry. You don't

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Speaker 1: have to tell us what it is. Yes, I just didn't.

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Speaker 1: So what do you do at Petco or pett Smart? Okay? So, okay,

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Speaker 1: when I close up, I wait till you know, all

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Speaker 1: the other employees are gone and I lock up, But

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Speaker 1: then I stay for a little while. You don't get

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Speaker 1: you don't try to get the hell out of there

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Speaker 1: when you can. Yeah, who stays extra minute? Well, if

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Speaker 1: you're a pet store employ I would think you like

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Speaker 1: stay there as long as possible as the animals. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they love animals. Anytime I'm one of those big chain

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Speaker 1: stores pet Car, pet Smart, which is not the one

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Speaker 1: that you work at. I always noticed that those people,

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Speaker 1: I feel like they would just be there for hours

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Speaker 1: if they could, whenever they're off the clock, because they

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Speaker 1: just love animals, and they also judge you for the

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Speaker 1: animals that you bring in, like you're not doing it right.

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Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, you guys are judging by the way

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Speaker 1: You're right. We really love our jobs. Okay, so as

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Speaker 1: soon as everybody is born, I set up my microphone

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Speaker 1: in front of the reptiles and microphone in front of

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Speaker 1: the reptiles after the store is closed, and do what

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Speaker 1: give them a motivational speech. No, no, I'm a singer.

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Speaker 1: You're a singer, okay, singer. So you're singing for the reptiles. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do. I put on a little concert for the

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Speaker 1: reptile every night I close up. Wow, so you're the

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Speaker 1: pet store is closed and then it's just you singing

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Speaker 1: and dancing. I'm assuming to a reptile audience. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: mean they're the best guy. I'll stay together. They look

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Speaker 1: at you. They they're not off getting you know, distracted.

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Speaker 1: They're the best block me because I have stage right,

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Speaker 1: so now I have all these eyeballs on, and that's

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Speaker 1: the perfect audience too. I mean, they're not gonna judge you.

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Speaker 1: They're not gonna say if you're bad. You know your

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Speaker 1: confidence is going to be skyrocketing exactly. Okay, so you

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Speaker 1: just said you have stage, right, is this helping you?

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Speaker 1: Do you perform in front of life people are real?

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Speaker 1: Like human people or well, reptilar peoples, say, reptile people,

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Speaker 1: but reptiles too. Do you perform in front of humans

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Speaker 1: or reptiles? Only so far just the reptiles. But I'm

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Speaker 1: getting there. I've never read the next step? What if? Like?

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Speaker 1: What if what like somebody from pat Smartepecco watched you

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Speaker 1: do this, like on the video surveillance cameras or something

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Speaker 1: later the next day or something. I don't know. You're

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Speaker 1: not worried about getting caught. Oh my gosh, I need

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Speaker 1: to go. I need to look at these videos because

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Speaker 1: I know they do have cameras, but but usually like

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Speaker 1: they don't go back and look unless something happens. But

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Speaker 1: who knows. Maybe, well you should find the footage no

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Speaker 1: matter what. Yeah, because I can tell you this as

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Speaker 1: a performer people on those I do stand up comedy,

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Speaker 1: and it's always good to look back at your performances

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Speaker 1: and take notes, you know, so you can look back

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Speaker 1: and be like, Okay, tomorrow night's performance in front of

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Speaker 1: the Bearded Dragons and the other reptiles. When I go

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Speaker 1: to hit this note, I'm gonna turn and look left

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Speaker 1: at Louis the Bearded Dragon because he loves it when

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Speaker 1: I sing that part, you know, just to play the audience.

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Speaker 1: I might to help you out a little bit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna definitely do that, all right. What's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret text you bole to four one six one