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Speaker 1: How many is that? I don't know. That's five five, five, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Where's where's Dac? And where's Garoppolo? Because we're all I

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Speaker 1: Who wants to go first? I'll go first? All that?

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Speaker 1: but not enough to make him over Murray, even though

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Speaker 1: I like him. You just like when I said Josh

418
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: Allen and my top ten, You're like, no, no, no,

419
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: I didn't say that was Stafford. But you didn't say

420
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: Josh Allen too. You said, Okay, well he's not better

421
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: than dak Um Josh Allen is holy. But that's where

422
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm going now, if you want to go. We got

423
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: off the rails a battles box. Who's the all day toolbox?

424
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: Hego toolbox? Who's your pick? Okay? I sort of went

425
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: through it, and I'm what are you looking at right now?

426
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: That top ten list from a website? Yeah, well, I

427
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: just want to I just want to point out that

428
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: he has like I don't know, seven or eight yellow

429
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: legal pads that he brought, right, That's just he's prepared

430
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: right there. That's why we came in fourth place in

431
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: fantasy football. Okay's opportunity to carry let's car, let's hear it,

432
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: all right? Who would you take? I do we prepare? Right? Absolutely? Absolutely? Okay,

433
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: Well I'm not I'm throwing out all the old ones.

434
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: I mean, all the top ones are old, so I

435
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: I I agree. I would not take an old one.

436
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: I would not take to Shaun. I mean, I like

437
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson, but I'm worried about his uh liking of massages.

438
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: He should be worried about. So yeah, I say no.

439
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: A little inside knowledge from the Houston Texans organization he

440
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: was never coming back to the Houston, Texans. They were

441
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: going to trade him right away. They were going to

442
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: trade him no matter what he knew what was going on? Um, yeah,

443
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: what order is this information? No? No No, no, they once

444
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: he came out and said he wanted a trade, and they,

445
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: you know, they posted like they didn't want to trade him.

446
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: They were going to trade him no matter. They were

447
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: all right, fine, they were done with him. Just so

448
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: you know that they're plan all along was to trade

449
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson before or after what happened before. Once he

450
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: demanded a trade, you know, he demanded a trade, and

451
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: then all that stuff came out. He's saying, once he

452
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: said I want to be traded, they were done. Wait wait,

453
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:10,439
Speaker 1: are you gonna reveal your source? Absolutely? Not, okay, after

454
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: that's how you keep That's how you keep a source. Yes,

455
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: absolutely not going to reveal my source. Then I talked

456
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: to that I've known inside the Texans organization. I'm not

457
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 1: gonna reveal. I also looked at Kyler Murray, but he's

458
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: I just think he's too small a guy like that.

459
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: If he loses a step, I mean, you say, he

460
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: has a lot of years, but if he loses his step,

461
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: he's dead. Um, so mine came down to Josh Allen

462
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: or Justin Herbert. Interesting because I figure, what's his name,

463
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 1: Trevor Lawrence. No, Jackson's Lamar. Jackson's gonna get hurt. He

464
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: you know, maybe he comes back and throws this year

465
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: after a year. Yeah, I know so, but I'm just

466
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: going from what I've seen, So I'm gonna I'll take Herbert.

467
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: He's young, he had a good year, and maybe then

468
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 1: it'll catch up to him. But from what I saw,

469
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,720
Speaker 1: that's who I would start with. Congratulations, you also picked

470
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: who I would pick. Justin Herbert is the future. That

471
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: is who I number one draft pick of the new

472
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: That's my boy, And that's what I was gonna say, yes,

473
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 1: because absolutely dominated in his rookie season. He came in

474
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: with I mean, everybody kept saying, I don't know, I

475
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: don't know, and he dropped down the draft board, fell

476
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: into the lap of the Los Angeles Chargers, and they

477
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: have a franchise quarterback that is going to take them

478
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: to multiple Super Bowls because he is that good. He's

479
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: big enough, big, strong, athletic. But he doesn't get out

480
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: of here. Okay, okay, okay, no no, no, I start

481
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: stop hundred dollars. Who wins more Super Bowls? Kyler Murray

482
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: or Justin Herbert. Let's go of course fan. When I

483
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: was younger, he hast he didn't say the team. He

484
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 1: did say the player player. Let's find Kyler Murray can

485
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 1: go wherever he wants. I will take Justin herbero quick.

486
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: That could happen. That could happen. Here's the thing. You

487
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: just bet on Cliff Kingsbury, who couldn't even win with

488
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes at Texas Tech. He could not even win.

489
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: That's also that's a different skill set. Yeah, college is

490
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: different in different set. We are finished recruiting and you

491
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: got to do the entire team. It's not excellent, knows

492
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 1: as much. Here's a hot take. Cliff Kingsbury going to

493
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: be there next year? Probably not? Okay, Yeah, that's one betting.

494
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: They have a defensive coordinator that has a little more

495
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: power than I think they do in college. Plus you

496
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: having a general manager and owner. Yeah, but that's going

497
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 1: in college. I'm gonna I'm so glad this is recorded

498
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: because Justin Herbert, you better watch out for the Chargers

499
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: to maybe win the West this year. The Chiefs, Okay,

500
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: they actually they haven't really done much. Here's the Chargers

501
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 1: had an incompetent coach. Their coach was incompetent. They got

502
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: rid of him. That they hired the guy they would

503
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:26,720
Speaker 1: be the lead, and he would screw up something every

504
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: single time. Here, That's what I'm saying. I don't know.

505
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: He comes from the Rams with Sean McVeigh. I don't

506
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 1: know if he's any good, but I'm hoping he is

507
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: better than what Anthony Lynn was because Justin Herbert is

508
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 1: a stud and he is the number one draft pick.

509
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: Great job, toolbox, lunchbox, now badest box. Well, it came

510
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: down to the samee too for me, honestly, but I

511
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: went the other way and I'm gonna go with Josh Allen.

512
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: You know, I don't have it. The only thing I

513
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: worry is someone that runs like that's going to get hurt.

514
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: That dude is a tank. He is huge, he really is.

515
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: And I think the tipping point for me was that

516
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: just I've seen more of Josh Allen. He's the amount

517
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: that he's improved each year has been incredible. That sounds

518
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 1: like you could argue that's a fantasy pick too. I mean,

519
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: throw the Colge because they were they were in the playoffs,

520
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: I know, but still they were in the NFC Championship game.

521
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: I mean, he actually lead that. He does it all

522
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,280
Speaker 1: he is. He's a stud. I mean it's a fantasy

523
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: pick two. But he came in. Now, he came in

524
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 1: and they said he couldn't throw, and he learned. He

525
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 1: won't guess what he learned. How he learned how to throw.

526
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,399
Speaker 1: That's what he did last year through right, And that's

527
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: the thing that that's what I look at, is like

528
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 1: everybody talks about Lamar Jackson, Lamar Jackson's, Oh, he's gonna

529
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: he's gonna throw, He's gonna throw. Lamar Jackson has been

530
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: in the league how long and he hadn't been out

531
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: to throw. And every year it's, oh, he's gonna be

532
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: able to throw this year. I don't know. I don't

533
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: know why hand on Lamar Jackson because he can't throw

534
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 1: the ball. That's not true. It is they have to

535
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: be wide open for him to throw the ball to him,

536
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: if they are covering, if if I don't know, about

537
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: caught up to him because he could still run. And

538
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: here's the thing. He may not been so as good

539
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,720
Speaker 1: last year quote unquote fantasy wise everything because their center

540
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: was out that he didn't have a competent center. But

541
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: throwing the ball, if you watch Lamar Jackson, they have

542
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: to be wide open. He's not fitting it in tight windows.

543
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: He is not gonna sit back there if you get

544
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,760
Speaker 1: a lead on the Ravens, if you get a double

545
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: digit lead, he is not going to sit back there,

546
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: throw it and bring you back like an Aaron Rodgers

547
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: and Patrick Mahomes a Herbert Josh Allen. He is not.

548
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: He can't put the I'm ready, okay with my pick.

549
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: Let's go get on that microphone, and you got the microphone,

550
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: you and this This could be my last fig as

551
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: a general manager because I am not gonna pick a quarterback.

552
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 1: First of all, my number one begin my number one. Okay,

553
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: settled down. I haven't even made my pick, and the

554
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: murmurs are getting quarter Okay, okay, Hey, you're gonna be

555
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 1: like the Giants who picks Kwon Barkley and all he

556
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 1: does every year talking about my pick. He is without equal,

557
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: even though there were a lot of great running backs

558
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: in the NFL, But my number one pick is Derek Henry.

559
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: I'm staying with the Tennessee Titans. As my number one pick.

560
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: When that running back sits down to eat, he is

561
00:40:52,120 --> 00:41:02,959
Speaker 1: eating you. Hasty taste is meat in the world. All

562
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: other running backs in the NFL are nibbling Hamburger. How

563
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 1: many years do you think he has left? Derrick Henry

564
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 1: is my number one pig. Try to tackle him, they lose.

565
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: You know that he hasn't won a Super Bowl. Well,

566
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: a lot of people lose, So there are people that

567
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 1: tackle him until this year, Tennessee on the microphone? How many?

568
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: How many years do you think? How many? How many

569
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: years do you think he has left as a general manager?

570
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: Now you're picking for the this year. In the future,

571
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: they're gonna make it to the Super Bowl? Will they

572
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: will lose to the San Francisco forty Niners. Okay, that's

573
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: you're not Can I talk to you about Derrick Henry

574
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: real quickly. Let me let me just put put my

575
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: spin on it. Derrick Henry, when they're down by double digits,

576
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: he's out of the game because he can't catch the

577
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: ball out of the backfield. He's irrelevant. So if you

578
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: get down by double digits, Derrick Henry does you no good. Second,

579
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,919
Speaker 1: don't get down dis Okay, that's easier said than done.

580
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: Derrick Henry, he takes a beating and you can say

581
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: he's a big dude and he can take it. Herschel

582
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: Walker was a big dude. Ever heard of Julio Jones? Yeah,

583
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 1: Julio Jones who's thirty three years old and gets hurt

584
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: every year. Yeah, that often injured Julio Jones and Ryan Tannehill.

585
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: You know how close he came last year to meeting

586
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: your Are you talking about the Aggie wide receiver homes

587
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 1: last year? No, he didn't come close. It was the

588
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: year before that. Yeah, all right, you want me to

589
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 1: edit that out, Yeah, okay, I won't. But anyway, Derek

590
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: herschel Walker was a big dude that could take hits

591
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: until guess what, he just fell off a cliff. That's

592
00:42:53,960 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: what happens those big guys running backs. They they run

593
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: them three years and they're done. It's just looking Smith

594
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 1: Smith Zeke uh running backs. I guarantee McCaffrey is gonna

595
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: be as good. I still love Derrick Henry. Well that's good. No.

596
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: I think Derrick Henry is a really good football player.

597
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: He's really good. But it's just the problem is, if

598
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 1: you're building your team around him, you're in trouble, yes,

599
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: because you're the NFL now is quarterback. If you don't

600
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: have a quarterback, you're not you don't have a team.

601
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: We're going running backs. That's what he's all about. Keeping

602
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 1: it simple. Well, in my day, you would have taken

603
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: uh So back in the forties. Well, I'm not quite

604
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 1: that far, but Taylor. You would have taken Taylor on

605
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: defense because teams ran the ball. You could mug peep

606
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: the wide receivers. But defense now, I mean, you want

607
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,240
Speaker 1: to have a decent defense, but you gotta have a quarterback.

608
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: And that wraps up the first round of the draft here,

609
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: it is all right. I think I think that was

610
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: longer than the NFL first round. I like that. You

611
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: know what, the toughest, the toughest thing pick a player

612
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: to start an NBA team. That would be tough. That

613
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 1: would be really hard. I have no idea really hard.

614
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 1: It would be Luca Lucally, oh my god. Or or

615
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: here here's the crazy thing. It would be Luca or

616
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: be Trey Young Booker. I mean I was watching and

617
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, just who would you make your number one? Luca?

618
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: It's Luca, Well Luca's but no, sorry, youngest Kyler Murray. Guys.

619
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: You can see what Yoki. Yeah, I would take oh

620
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,720
Speaker 1: my god, passing big man sent. I mean, he can shoot,

621
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: he can pass everything. That's what I'm saying. It's a

622
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: it's a lot. You wouldn't have to say eliminate this

623
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:16,439
Speaker 1: guy because somebody hasn't clear choice. It would be really tough.

624
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 1: Luca is awesome too, though, look pretty young Donovan Mitchell.

625
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Speaker 1: I mean, they're all the reason I don't. I wouldn't

626
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 1: say Tree, he's just so small and he's new NBA. Yeah,

627
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I'm not picking U he's doing.

628
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: They would knock the crap out of him. I wouldn't

629
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Speaker 1: pick step Carer Nymore either, well, because he's old, he

630
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: wouldn't have survived the old NBA. They would just beat

631
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: the crap out of you. I get it. But I'm

632
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: just I'm not saying they're not good. But again, like

633
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm not picking the smallest guy on the courts aren't good.

634
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: You're right, Usually small guys don't usually win. Toma Curry,

635
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 1: I don't know who else somebody. I mean, that's what

636
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm saying. There many small guys at one Only those

637
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 1: two that I can think of that led a team. Guy. Okay,

638
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 1: I know how tough Thomas was. Yeah he was tough.

639
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: He was tough, but he had bouncers all around him.

640
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,439
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean the NBA would be a lot

641
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: harder than the know. I mean just the NBA in

642
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,919
Speaker 1: general is hard. I mean because you're talking five people

643
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: and change a team, and the NBA is so I mean,

644
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: it's just so thick. I mean, it's like, it's so

645
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,280
Speaker 1: like the playoffs this year, it's been the wildest playoffs.

646
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 1: It's been incredible. You'll sit there and watch a game

647
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: and go, Okay, well they're done, and then the next

648
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: game you're like, wait a minute, the other team's done

649
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 1: this this this pretty interesting one. Jeko Hide, I've never

650
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 1: and we and we don't mean I like watching Milwaukee

651
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 1: and I just thought they're not getting missing the game right.

652
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean they could be. I mean the

653
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 1: Milwaukee Bucks. When you guys are listening, this could be

654
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: the NBA champions. And hey, did you see I did

655
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: you see this? I saw a tweet from rebel or whatever,

656
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,399
Speaker 1: and it says a better. In June, put a five

657
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 1: hundred dollar bet on Tampa Bay and Milwaukee Bucks title parlay.

658
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: What's your guests on what that pays? Oh? It probably paid? No? No? No,

659
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: oh god a millionaire. No. No, because the Lightning were

660
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,839
Speaker 1: one of the best teams in NHL. The Bucks were

661
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 1: the five seeds. Though this is last month, way high only. Well,

662
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 1: that's the problem because because Tampa Bay was the number one,

663
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: they were they were one of the best teams in NHL,

664
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Speaker 1: and the Bucks were the Box were already in the

665
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: I thought you were saying. I guess yes, the playoffs

666
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: had already started to a lot of the big dogs

667
00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 1: had been eliminated in the NBA. Who's gonna win night?

668
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: Still the Bucks? Yeah, tonight? Yeah, the Bucks are better.

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Speaker 1: They're They're just better than the Sun's They're better. They're

670
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: they're more physical, they are their men. Yeah, and gets

671
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 1: tired at the fourth, third and fourth quarter because they

672
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: don't have any other big man. That's what I see. Yeah. Also,

673
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Speaker 1: I think just the grown men bodies, the physicality of

674
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Speaker 1: Milwaukee wears down the young kids of Phoenix. I just

675
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: want to Plus, they can switch on defense because they

676
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Speaker 1: can all guard. Once they put Drew Holiday instead of

677
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 1: putting p J. Tucker out there, and Chris Paul. It's

678
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: changed everything. Chris Tucker couldn't stay in front of Paul

679
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: and he dominated. Drew Holiday is a beast. He's awesome

680
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: like he is. He is, It doesn't matter about shooting.

681
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: His defense is what they need. Well, but it's sort

682
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: of funny you you think of the stud on the team,

683
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 1: and did you watch the end of the last game

684
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: he gets the rebound, he's just sort of take it,

685
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Speaker 1: donp foul. He didn't want to get well, yeah, because

686
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: he can't shoot free throw. I understand, but you think

687
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: you think the stud wants the star wars gotta have

688
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: the ball and he just sort of short armed it

689
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: real quick over to the Holiday. Yeah, but that's a

690
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: smart player. But I'm not saying he has not stepped up. Oh,

691
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Speaker 1: I mean, he takes it. He's not scared. He takes

692
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 1: it to the rim, he gets found, they build a wall, right,

693
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm I'm saying that he's not He doesn't, he's not scared.

694
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: He'll take it in, get fouled, miss both free throws,

695
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: and the next time down the floor he's taking it

696
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: right back and right. And that's when he's good. When

697
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Speaker 1: he stands out there at the three point line and

698
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: starts shooting damn threes because he can't shoot. He sucks

699
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: at shooting. I mean, why, But here's the thing. Who

700
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Speaker 1: you want to know? Who? Janice reminds me off? He

701
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: reminds me of Batter's Box. It's like, it's like when

702
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Speaker 1: we take that, what I'll take it. When I was

703
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: in sixth grade and Batter's Box was the eighth he

704
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: was on the basketball team at marcus In Middle School,

705
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Speaker 1: right and they played staff verse legend. Yes, they played

706
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Speaker 1: staff first students the eighth grade team at the end

707
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 1: of the season as a celebration and batters Box, Batters

708
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Speaker 1: Box comes down. He pulls up from three in the

709
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Speaker 1: six ft ten Janitor blocks him at the top in

710
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Speaker 1: front of the entire school. Hold on, they go down

711
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: and they score. Next downtime, next time down the floor,

712
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: batters Box, you know, channels his inner Johannice. Before we

713
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Speaker 1: even know who Janice was, he was just a little

714
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: you know, sperm and shoot. And he pulls up on

715
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Speaker 1: the right side outside of the three point line. And

716
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: guess what, that same janitor jumped from underneath the basket

717
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Speaker 1: all the way out to the three point line and

718
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: blocked batters boxes, shot into the wall. It hit the

719
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: freaking wall. That's helped. Or he knocked it down the mountain. No,

720
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Speaker 1: it hit the wall. Box was about fourth the entire

721
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Speaker 1: the entire school, said Joe, I don't listen. I didn't

722
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: know it was like cringe worthy. But yes, that is

723
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Speaker 1: how you remind me of Jhannice. A picture of this

724
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Speaker 1: in my head forever still shut. I mean it should

725
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: have been an episode of Say by It though, where

726
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,760
Speaker 1: a freaking teaching staff at marcus In Middle School brought

727
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 1: in cream. Abdul Jabar that day was seven. What are

728
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Speaker 1: you supposed to do? But you, I mean, that's what

729
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You weren't scared of fake and drive underneath them.

730
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: You let him fly by and then you shoot it.

731
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: I mean they do in the NBA. Took the shot,

732
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 1: he was eight ft away, took the shot on the

733
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: second shot. That's what I'm saying. He reminds me of Jhannice.

734
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Speaker 1: Scared of the moment. So we were all scared for

735
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: were I mean I thought that they had to go

736
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: and bring the you know, they had to go look

737
00:51:58,640 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: at the wall and make sure there was no crack

738
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: in the wall from the basketball hitting it. It was

739
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:08,879
Speaker 1: swatted so going down his legs and it wasn't sweaty.

740
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: The other one I wanted to bring up tonight's game.

741
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: Did you see the Scott Foster is the referee? No,

742
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: I don't pay attention. What does that mean? Chris Paul's

743
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 1: lost eleven consecutive games in which he's refereing. That's weird,

744
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: that's good. You know what? Chris Paul talks the referees

745
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: all the freaking Chris Paul is such a loser. Stop

746
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: what happened to him when they were to zero? You know?

747
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: And it was supposed to be his coronation. Finally, it's

748
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: hard to watch. Chris Paul was gonna win the championship,

749
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: but you know who's gonna win it? And I'm excited

750
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: for them, as p J Tucker because if they're if

751
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: they're you're excited for p J Tucker. Absolutely. If you

752
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: watch PJ play basketball, work like if you those are

753
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: the kind you're excited for. Those are the type of

754
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: people I like to watch play sports. Yeah, the people

755
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: that try hard, every single hard. But it's is he's

756
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: also the leader of his team. He's probably five eleven

757
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: so I told you this weeks ago. He was hated

758
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:28,720
Speaker 1: Verry buchho after Houston and known as a choker, soft

759
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: made glass. And then all of a sudden, you know,

760
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: he goes to these crappy teams back it comes back

761
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: with a minute. But I think they gave him too

762
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:41,280
Speaker 1: much credit for Phoenix because Phoenix had turned the corner

763
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 1: last year. They no, I agree, I agree, but that's

764
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: my think. Gets credit for Oklahoma City. Absolutely. Yeah, they

765
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 1: were trying to tank and then they made I mean,

766
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: but what I'm saying that they got they got mad,

767
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,720
Speaker 1: and they got mad that they went to the playoffs. Okay,

768
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: we can't take this chance again, Chaul, and they make

769
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: this run and they're in the you know, have a

770
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: great year and they're in the playoffs, and now it's

771
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: like everybody just can't stop. Just just it was just

772
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: you've got a superstary what sixties seventeen seasons never won one?

773
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a story. And in the NBA, that's nothing.

774
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,959
Speaker 1: That's the average guard signs he's a jerky. He's showing

775
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,839
Speaker 1: me that he's a dick. He's just dick too. Can

776
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: we can we? And that's what? Yeah, So I do

777
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: get excited for p J. Tucker because he plays hard,

778
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: he fights hard, he grinds. I like players like that. Keith.

779
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 1: Keith has a statement, he raised his hand. Go ahead. Well,

780
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 1: I'm going back to Chris Paul. In the first two games,

781
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: he and Booker, we're sort of sharing the loan point

782
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: one the poem was getting his point and then on

783
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 1: the sending Booker on these morning point games. Well, I

784
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 1: think I think that's when they switched threw Holiday to

785
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 1: guard Paul because they had p J. Tucker gardening him

786
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,479
Speaker 1: and he couldn't stay with him. He's a taller guy

787
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: and can stay up with me. Younger, faster, stronger, turn

788
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: turn the ball over. But when when did it happen?

789
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like when I grew up, when we

790
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 1: were growing up, right, it was always like what was

791
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: the saying in the NBA playoffs about an NBA series? No,

792
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 1: the series doesn't start until Okay, so first game winning

793
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 1: Game two in Phoenix they win, and all of a sudden,

794
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: it's over. Well the Phoenix is great, it's it's just over.

795
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 1: Chris Paul is gonna because they need something to talk about.

796
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: Was kind of hurt. Well, did not look very good

797
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 1: and the sons. I mean, when you're twenty for forty

798
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 1: on three point shots, that's pretty impressive. That's impressive, but

799
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 1: that's not sustainable. Don't understand that. But imagine what happened.

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00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. You don't. People don't look at

801
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 1: those numbers. They just see, Oh my god, they're dominating,

802
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: they're hot, they're on fire. I'm just saying, since today's

803
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:21,359
Speaker 1: uh media, social media, whatever, everybody is, I betual they

804
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 1: said the same crow, same crop too. Oh seriously, oh

805
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 1: it's over, it's over. That's how they. I mean, back

806
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 1: in the day they said, dooey one, there you go

807
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: and your rule. The jo gets something room very well

808
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: in school that you were talking about that sure got

809
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:54,879
Speaker 1: ripped apart when the miracle Mavericks played the Clippers, didn't it.

810
00:56:55,800 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: I don't think the home team wanted again series. But

811
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: he's saying that back in our they always said the

812
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: series did not start. It was this year. I just

813
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: it was. But back on our day, they didn't have

814
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: to fill twenty four hours a day. I get it.

815
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: Now they have to talk about something. I mean, look,

816
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: there's podcasts about sports all kinds. You know, they're only

817
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. Here, here's the problem. Yes, there were only

818
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 1: twenty minutes then this it wouldn't be an issue. That's true.

819
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: And the problem is people have turned this podcast off

820
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 1: because we've actually talked sports. Uh like they were probably going,

821
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: what the hell is going on? This is gonna be

822
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 1: a long one. Okay now now, now my question is

823
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: I I mean, I want to get to keep it moving.

824
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: Are you ready to go? No? No, I'll stay here Forest.

825
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 1: He's giving us me the just given the wrap up

826
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: some I'm hungry girlfriend. My oh yeah, and it's official

827
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: Facebook official. No, no, fort how no, you're not No, No,

828
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 1: you're fine. Okay, better be Now how long have you

829
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 1: been dating? It's gonna be a year? Oh my god.

830
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 1: And how long ago did you become Facebook friends? Couple

831
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: of weeks ago? I mean it's a secret to the sauce.

832
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: I mean that is that you don't keep No. No,

833
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 1: we just never really talked about it kind of, but

834
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 1: you know, it's for the best Facebook that you don't

835
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: talk about it's just a weird. It's not to talk

836
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: to each other, you know, it's just a weird kind

837
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 1: of look into his business. No, No No, it's what other

838
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: people see like when they see oh Forest, it's really photos,

839
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: you know. You know, social media doesn't help relationship, No, no,

840
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 1: absolutely no. Chess day became friends with Samantha, people are like, oh,

841
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 1: and if it pops up, people like a while, who's Samantha?

842
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 1: And even though it doesn't say in a relationship, it

843
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 1: just became friends with I wonder why all of a sudden,

844
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 1: these friends with Samantha have a lot of time. You understand,

845
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 1: at work, people don't work eight hours a day. That's

846
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: the thing. People go to work for eight or nine

847
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 1: hours a day. They're probably working four hours a day,

848
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: four hours a day at most. And so what do

849
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 1: you do at that time? I don't know what you did. No,

850
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 1: I only work twenty hours a week. Um, I'm saying

851
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 1: maybe with the pod. But if we did twenty minute pods,

852
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: I mean, gosh, we would only work. You know, it

853
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 1: would be awesome. But my thing is they have time

854
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: to kill because they did these jobs. I would like one.

855
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody on seems well, it's not just a

856
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: time to kill. I think it's an accessibility. So you

857
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 1: can still be on your work, like you're on a

858
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: conference call. You can be on a conference call that

859
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 1: you don't have to listen to, but you have to

860
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 1: listen to, and then you're just sitting there scroll on

861
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 1: Facebook because you have nothing else to do. Got it?

862
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: I mean you're telling me Taylor Dial works eight hours

863
00:59:56,720 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 1: a day. There ain't no damn way with you say

864
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: that hours today. I'll bet you Mo and tambleworks. Say

865
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 1: how his day? Well, yeah, because he's a maleman and

866
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 1: so he can't scroll Facebook while he's driving the mail truck.

867
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 1: Or he could maybe he just drives and throws it

868
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 1: all inside the road and just goes and goes to

869
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 1: a bar. I don't know. I don't know how that works.

870
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 1: Is the same on Seinfeld? That was Newman, Hello Newman,

871
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: good stuff. Just stuck it in the room, right, Yeah,

872
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: he just stuck in the room. He's stuck in the room.

873
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: So good, good reference. Okay, we would be very rare, miss.

874
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:39,919
Speaker 1: We we really talked the other sports. We're not winding down.

875
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about winding down. We're

876
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: not going to talk about the San Francisco Giants. We

877
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about this is this is baseball?

878
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 1: I mean, wow, Yeah, the San Francisco Giants are in

879
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 1: first place. The Giants, I don't even understand how though,

880
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know how they're doing it. And

881
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 1: I mean either in that division they have nobody, but

882
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 1: you know all their best player is hurt Posey. Yeah,

883
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 1: he's back in the lineup now finally, you know, but

884
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 1: he has been out and our five pictures would gassman.

885
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you've got a bunch of read treads, not

886
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 1: read treads, young guys here. And in the All Star Game.

887
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 1: Back when I was growing up, everyone wore their uniform. Yeah,

888
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 1: this year I would turn on the All Star Game

889
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 1: and they've got All Star uniforms. So you don't know

890
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 1: who the hell team they're playing for unless you can

891
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 1: read the little be right here? Are we really breaking

892
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 1: down the All Star Game? No, I'm just breaking down

893
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 1: the uniform I want'll hang up and listen. I want

894
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 1: there is It isn't like football where you're gonna throw

895
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 1: it to the wrong guys sell uniforms though, well, I

896
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 1: understand that the view we're talking about any trends fashion.

897
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 1: My question is how is Otani not a bigger deal?

898
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 1: Is he ten years ten years ago, he probably would

899
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 1: have been the best story in the nation. Now he's

900
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 1: the best he came over with. I know what I'm saying. Nationally,

901
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,439
Speaker 1: he's not because that's why he paid. Because everybody's talking

902
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 1: about how he's not the story. But he's not. But

903
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 1: he's really not, because how many games have you watched

904
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 1: off him play? Well? He plays in Los Angeles? They

905
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 1: say that's the real not just with talking head say like,

906
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 1: it's not here. Here's the thing. You don't really watch

907
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 1: the Angels. I know they were saying that same thing

908
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 1: about Trout two years ago. Trout. But yeah, but I

909
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 1: can see that about Trout. But Trout's awesome, But this

910
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 1: is unbelievable, was the Yeah, but that's an all around

911
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 1: Mickey Mantle style pitching and hitting at the same I mean,

912
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: come but I'm saying he's playing the field or he's hitting,

913
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 1: Andy's pitching, and he's better than Rick Ankiel. Okay, how

914
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 1: many games? He's not musty TV? No, he is. But

915
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 1: the problem is he lives on the West Coast and

916
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: so his game started ten and eleven PM from the

917
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 1: Central You can't stay Barry lived on the West Coast,

918
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 1: and that was musty TV. Most of the nation, it

919
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 1: was they talked about you did not watch all the games,

920
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 1: did not watch on the weekend, did on the Tuesday

921
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 1: night Barry do? I heard I was listening to Yeah,

922
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: you looked at the highlights of what Barry did. Some podcasts,

923
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 1: but no one watched. I couldn't watch another podcast. But

924
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: some baseball Scott was saying that full time picture that

925
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 1: he would be the best picture in the American League.

926
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 1: Right now, you listen to another pod and they yeah,

927
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 1: and they cut it off at like forty five minutes

928
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: fifty it's gonna you know podcast and they do compare

929
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 1: him with Babe Bruce. Well, they should great picture. Even

930
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 1: Ruth did not bat much when he was a picture, right,

931
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 1: I mean it's not like Hotani. Now. He sort of

932
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 1: with hit a little bit and they saw he could

933
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 1: hit good, and they said, okay, you're not pitching, you're hitting.

934
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: I mean would know, Yeah, you were there. I did.

935
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 1: I had seasoned tickets. The truth I've heard that the

936
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 1: reason you let Ruth swing the way he did is

937
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,560
Speaker 1: because he was pitching, because they used to do a

938
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,120
Speaker 1: wide stance and kind of just slapped the ball and like,

939
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 1: I do whatever you want. You're a picture. So that's

940
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 1: why he used to have those speed close together and

941
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 1: then just swing for the well it was, but I

942
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 1: mean they let him do different things because the picture

943
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 1: talking about the house, but he was never there until

944
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,280
Speaker 1: game time. No one could talk to him. And you

945
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 1: ask what why he's not a bigger story is because

946
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 1: that's the reason he picked the Angels. It's because he

947
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 1: didn't want to go to New York and be the

948
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 1: media circus, because he was coming from another country and

949
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:12,560
Speaker 1: he wanted to feel comfortable. Steve Smith, oh god, oh

950
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, so brutal. What an idiot?

951
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 1: So why would you say that? But here's the thing,

952
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: he's gonna talk. He talks twelve hours a day. Though

953
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 1: here's the thing. You act like that's the first idiotic

954
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 1: I was gonna saying he did toology Though no, I

955
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 1: didn't listen to apology. I don't. Here's the thing. I

956
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 1: don't do everything I can to avoid exactly. I avoid

957
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 1: Stephen A. Smith like I avoid COVID about days, you know,

958
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: I avoid him like the play. I treat them the same.

959
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 1: I mean, they're both awful, and you know who's trying

960
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:51,600
Speaker 1: to be them now, Kendrick Perkins. He tries to bash

961
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 1: everybody in anybody in the adiot. Where is this even one?

962
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:59,919
Speaker 1: He's everywhere. Kendrick Perkins is everywhere bashing players. And here's

963
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 1: the thing, yo, Kendrick Berkins suck too, Kendrick Barkins. Let's

964
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 1: not like you were some badass in the NBA. It's

965
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 1: pretty good. He was an average player, bruiser. He was

966
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: a bruiser. But he has acted like he was goddamn

967
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:17,920
Speaker 1: Will Chamberlain like, oh, buzz beat that right? Sorry, I

968
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 1: mean that's what it's so funny is he gets on

969
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:23,520
Speaker 1: there like he was damn good Joe bro you suck too.

970
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,680
Speaker 1: And then I mean it's just like he bat the

971
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: guy break. He didn't make the millions. Ere he's got

972
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 1: to make a page check. Oh he's he made a

973
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: lot of money. Well, I mean it's all relative he made.

974
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 1: That's the game. Man. You gotta say some wild stuff

975
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 1: to get clicks, click bait. Maybe I should learn about that.

976
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,960
Speaker 1: That's how you get on podcast. That's right. Maybe I

977
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:52,200
Speaker 1: can have increasing one one last thing as a about

978
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:57,479
Speaker 1: Giant fan since nineteen sixty two and how you broke

979
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,600
Speaker 1: your ankle when you won the World Series because you

980
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,840
Speaker 1: stepped a hole in the backyard. Go ahead, who grew

981
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:09,440
Speaker 1: up worshiping Lillie Mays. I sure have appreciated what they've

982
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 1: done this year. Oh this is you're the guy. Hold on,

983
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 1: you're the guy that was crying because they got rid

984
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:20,040
Speaker 1: of Linc Coum. He was terrible. You told me you

985
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:22,280
Speaker 1: were piste off because they got rid of bum Gardener.

986
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 1: And I tried to explain to you that he had

987
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 1: so many miles on him. You can't pay him that

988
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:29,360
Speaker 1: much money. That's why, you know, and you know what

989
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,840
Speaker 1: we see about this, We see his GM hat because

990
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 1: he picked Derrick Henry and he would have kept Lincecum,

991
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,720
Speaker 1: he would have kept bum Gardener. The proof is in

992
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 1: the pudding. Keith cannot be a GM. He's too emotional.

993
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 1: Willie would still be playing. Now I went. We went

994
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:53,560
Speaker 1: to a pool slash splash pad today with the kids,

995
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you, I have never realized how

996
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,640
Speaker 1: terrible of a job. No, there was no damn loss.

997
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 1: There there were no flaws. There was not one single

998
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:06,560
Speaker 1: piece of floss at the pool. But I think about

999
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 1: miserable jobs a lot, and those those lifeguards have to

1000
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:17,160
Speaker 1: have the most miserable jobs on the planet pool or

1001
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 1: are you talking like a water park. It was like

1002
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,719
Speaker 1: a splash pack splash pool. Yes, it was a neighbor.

1003
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:25,519
Speaker 1: It's a city park. It was in Cedar Park and

1004
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,519
Speaker 1: it was like five dollars for adults to get in.

1005
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:30,839
Speaker 1: And they have big slides and I mean every two

1006
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:34,880
Speaker 1: seconds it was stop running, baby, only one down the slide. Baby.

1007
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:38,600
Speaker 1: Oh you can't walk there, baby. Yes, but that's what

1008
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 1: I'm saying. The the stress level that those teenagers are

1009
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 1: going through every single day. Hell no, hell no. I

1010
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,719
Speaker 1: was just sitting there going this is a miserable job.

1011
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:54,360
Speaker 1: I'm a miserable You think that's probably also the teenager,

1012
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:56,800
Speaker 1: because I know a lot of teenagers that wouldn't be

1013
01:08:56,920 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: blowing their whistle or carrying. Maybe it they hire those kids.

1014
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: You're going to be gone because so they're gone. Yeah,

1015
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:07,840
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. They probably let go of the

1016
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:11,040
Speaker 1: the usses. Yes, but that's why they have to You

1017
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:14,040
Speaker 1: have to get sometimes body gets hurt. The city's gonna

1018
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:17,920
Speaker 1: get sued. You're I mean, you got to be I'm

1019
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 1: sure they have a supervisor sitting there going you only

1020
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:24,040
Speaker 1: blew your whistle five times. There's a whistle count and

1021
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 1: they're they're walking back and forth trying to make sure

1022
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:29,800
Speaker 1: there's so many kids and and they're probably geting eight

1023
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,559
Speaker 1: dollars an hour. And I'm like, this is god awful,

1024
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:41,160
Speaker 1: god awful, like terrible job, like old why that was

1025
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:47,439
Speaker 1: as ay when you were sixteen, you would enjoy blowing

1026
01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:50,640
Speaker 1: your whistle. No no kids, Oh no, go down in

1027
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:52,240
Speaker 1: your belly. Oh you're too tall for that side. Go

1028
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:55,160
Speaker 1: next to that sign. Yeah, you're too small. Like it

1029
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:57,800
Speaker 1: was awful, Like there's no at the end of the day,

1030
01:09:57,840 --> 01:09:59,680
Speaker 1: they don't go home, be like mom, work is so

1031
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:04,200
Speaker 1: much fun. No way, I'm gonna go to the pull mom. Hey,

1032
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 1: I said this would be the newest segment on your podcast,

1033
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 1: maybe once or twice a week. What lunch? I can't

1034
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:20,080
Speaker 1: talk Lunch's complaint corner where you just take your time

1035
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 1: and you just complain about something else in society. I

1036
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:28,440
Speaker 1: need a good one to tell a story from childhood

1037
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:32,639
Speaker 1: once a week. And I know this is my son,

1038
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:38,360
Speaker 1: but I think he's a great storyteller on the some

1039
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:42,560
Speaker 1: of those podcasts, I just I'm not a lapout loud guy,

1040
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:47,360
Speaker 1: but some of those two are left out loud, and

1041
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:50,920
Speaker 1: he wouldn't to say, but he probably will laughterwards. No, no,

1042
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:52,920
Speaker 1: I mean I don't like the compliments, but I do

1043
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,920
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Like I I mean, I don't know, getting

1044
01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:02,439
Speaker 1: really mushy in here. That's bushy. That's all family for

1045
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:05,880
Speaker 1: batters box, for batters box, Yes, for batter's box. Yes,

1046
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:10,000
Speaker 1: that's true. The one they couldn't tell me that you

1047
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 1: love me because no, no, not because no, no, it's

1048
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:17,040
Speaker 1: because it's weird. It's weird. I'm not saying that. I'm

1049
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,760
Speaker 1: just saying he has a good story. I think he

1050
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,400
Speaker 1: told a good story. Some of those he can go

1051
01:11:22,439 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 1: into minutia. I mean when I tell a story, if

1052
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:27,960
Speaker 1: I had told one of his stories, it would have

1053
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:33,320
Speaker 1: been two minutes, because it's he goes into every little

1054
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:37,120
Speaker 1: d I don't, I don't he has a memory. Any

1055
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:41,479
Speaker 1: complained about it? Well, his ten minute story was a

1056
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:44,600
Speaker 1: twenty minute story because you get interrupted a lot. But

1057
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:52,519
Speaker 1: that's just yeah. Like, I mean, like one thing I

1058
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:54,719
Speaker 1: don't that I miss about childhood, like and I don't

1059
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:57,920
Speaker 1: see it as an adult. Do kids no longer toilet

1060
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:04,080
Speaker 1: paper houses? Because I'm gonna tall here's the thing. The

1061
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:08,720
Speaker 1: ring doorbell is ruining things it's really I'm telling you

1062
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:13,080
Speaker 1: you guys would have been in jail probably, But I

1063
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,559
Speaker 1: also don't know if pe would have done. I feel

1064
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 1: like the location of the cell phone, like you should

1065
01:12:17,479 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 1: not have a choice. You just had to leave and

1066
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,240
Speaker 1: you had no idea where we win. Now these kids

1067
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:26,639
Speaker 1: are tracked everywhere that we wouldn't have had a cell phone.

1068
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,280
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. If every other kid has

1069
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 1: a cell phone, I'm telling you, or we didn't have Nintendo.

1070
01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:35,760
Speaker 1: We did not get a Nintendo. I understand that. My

1071
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 1: dad I said, listen, everybody has he goes, I don't care,

1072
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:40,200
Speaker 1: get out of the house. I know, but I'm just

1073
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:43,960
Speaker 1: saying when the temperature of a parent when a Supernintendo

1074
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,640
Speaker 1: came out. Because Jennifer Francis gave us her Nintendo, who

1075
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:49,360
Speaker 1: was my sister's best friend. She gave us the Nintendo

1076
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:52,680
Speaker 1: when the Supernintendo came out, which was cool. But everyone's like,

1077
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,559
Speaker 1: you have Nintendo, don't care. Let's go down getting down

1078
01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:59,040
Speaker 1: to Connerys because he has Supernintendo second Genesis Atar. I

1079
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:00,840
Speaker 1: mean he had everything. He has a pool, he has

1080
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 1: a trampoline, he has everything, hot tub, that was the place.

1081
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:07,559
Speaker 1: But I am talking about I think the ring doorbell

1082
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 1: is ruining childhood's because I have not seen a house

1083
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:14,960
Speaker 1: toilet paper in my neighborhood in the eight years I've

1084
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,000
Speaker 1: lived there. I don't know if kids even go outside.

1085
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:20,200
Speaker 1: And and that's the problem. The ring doorbell does not

1086
01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:26,679
Speaker 1: allow you to toilet paper because you automatically somebody's taking

1087
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:29,839
Speaker 1: your picture too. But at night time, that's at nighttime.

1088
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:32,160
Speaker 1: At nighttime, there's not people out, so you can go

1089
01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:34,920
Speaker 1: toilet paper. But if you go out in toilet paper,

1090
01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:38,799
Speaker 1: the problem is the ring doorbell is going to capture

1091
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:42,200
Speaker 1: you and you are busted. No matter what, we could

1092
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:44,640
Speaker 1: go toilet paper. We could go to h G b

1093
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,120
Speaker 1: rde our Bikes up there and buy two hundred and

1094
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:53,800
Speaker 1: fifty rolls a toilet paper for eight dollars. Rob. Yeah,

1095
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:57,519
Speaker 1: sometimes we got caught. But with the hood of the

1096
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:01,440
Speaker 1: ghetto of the North Side, sometimes got caught. It wasn't flawless.

1097
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:05,599
Speaker 1: So we we could go up and buy and whatever

1098
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,240
Speaker 1: happened to the cheap toilet paper that was two for

1099
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,800
Speaker 1: like eight dollars. That was incredible because and here was

1100
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 1: the rule is if you were gonna go toilet papering,

1101
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:16,799
Speaker 1: if you didn't have a minimum of one hundred rolls

1102
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:20,439
Speaker 1: the toilet paper. It wasn't worth doing, not right. I

1103
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:23,559
Speaker 1: will tell you to toilet paper story with these guys.

1104
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:26,880
Speaker 1: We drove them over to a friend of ours the

1105
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:31,439
Speaker 1: toilet paper their house. My wife and I, so, I

1106
01:14:31,479 --> 01:14:34,479
Speaker 1: guess we're we drive them over the name of it.

1107
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:38,439
Speaker 1: We're sitting there while they were out toilet papering. Car

1108
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:44,040
Speaker 1: drives by, backs up, Lady rolls down the windows and said,

1109
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:50,360
Speaker 1: could my kids help them? Oh my, I never knew

1110
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:54,840
Speaker 1: that story. They get out of their car and they

1111
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:58,200
Speaker 1: go over and start different times many Well you want

1112
01:14:58,200 --> 01:14:59,679
Speaker 1: to tell you, I'll tell you a great toilet pipering

1113
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:03,360
Speaker 1: story Forrest Aaron and I. We're gonna go toilet paper

1114
01:15:03,479 --> 01:15:07,960
Speaker 1: Matthew Charlton's house. Why Matthew Charlton, I have no idea. People,

1115
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:10,200
Speaker 1: we picked random people's and we had and he lived

1116
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 1: over by Anderson. I think we're a freshman in high school. Okay,

1117
01:15:13,479 --> 01:15:17,519
Speaker 1: we're a freshman in high school. That's that's the great.

1118
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:20,640
Speaker 1: So the best part is we're like, how are we

1119
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:22,719
Speaker 1: gonna get over there? We got all the toilet paper.

1120
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:25,120
Speaker 1: We're spending the night at our house at the box

1121
01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:27,840
Speaker 1: household because my parents there was no need to sneak

1122
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:30,000
Speaker 1: out because they fell asleep and you could walk out

1123
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:34,040
Speaker 1: the front door and they would have no idea. It

1124
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,639
Speaker 1: was you could like black cats in the living room

1125
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:39,560
Speaker 1: and they would have no idea because they would not drink. No,

1126
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:42,400
Speaker 1: no that you didn't drink. You just slept like it

1127
01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:45,120
Speaker 1: was great. I worked hard. No, you worked. You worked

1128
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:47,120
Speaker 1: your ass off, so you were exhausted. And now that

1129
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:49,360
Speaker 1: I'm older, I realized that man, you were probably tired

1130
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 1: after a long day and you fell asleep. You fall

1131
01:15:51,479 --> 01:15:53,920
Speaker 1: asleep hard, because I fall asleep. I fall asleep hard.

1132
01:15:54,439 --> 01:15:56,880
Speaker 1: So what do we do. We don't have a ride,

1133
01:15:57,160 --> 01:16:00,680
Speaker 1: So we call up Aaron's uncle Sydney, Sydney, and we

1134
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:02,280
Speaker 1: like and he's like, I don't know if I can

1135
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,639
Speaker 1: drive you. Like, we'll buy you a roote forty four.

1136
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:07,839
Speaker 1: We'll buy you a forty four ounds drink from seven eleven. Okay,

1137
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:11,960
Speaker 1: I'll drive you. He wanted dr pepper, so we go

1138
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,760
Speaker 1: and we get him said and we get him the

1139
01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:18,840
Speaker 1: dr pepper and he drops and this is before cell phones.

1140
01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:24,120
Speaker 1: He drops us off on a street and we're trying

1141
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:27,280
Speaker 1: to find Matthew Charlton's house. The only problem is we

1142
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,120
Speaker 1: don't know where the hell we are. I feel like

1143
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:31,920
Speaker 1: we had bad information. Were trying to go off a

1144
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:36,720
Speaker 1: visual and we walked and walked and walked, and we

1145
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 1: ended up Yes, okay, so here's the best. Two in

1146
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:44,280
Speaker 1: the morning. Two in the morning and cars are coming. Mind,

1147
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:46,559
Speaker 1: you gotta worry about curfew because Austin had a curfew

1148
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:50,120
Speaker 1: that if cops catch you get a curfew violation. So

1149
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:57,400
Speaker 1: we finally you, so we finally just we don't tell

1150
01:16:57,439 --> 01:17:01,559
Speaker 1: that story. We finally just ran endomly picked a house

1151
01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:05,519
Speaker 1: and toilet paper, a damn house. No idea who the

1152
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:08,479
Speaker 1: house was, Okay, I mean we're in the middle of

1153
01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:12,280
Speaker 1: it turned out to be Matthew Charlton's. It wasn't. But

1154
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,599
Speaker 1: the best part is then we were supposed to meet

1155
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:17,760
Speaker 1: Sydney at a location. The problem is we had no

1156
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:21,680
Speaker 1: idea where we were, so we walked around for hours

1157
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:23,960
Speaker 1: and we were like, we're never gonna find him. How

1158
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:29,759
Speaker 1: are we ever gonna him? The sun was coming, story,

1159
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,400
Speaker 1: We're just walking and all of a sudden, boom, there

1160
01:17:33,479 --> 01:17:36,400
Speaker 1: was Sydney's house and he was barked in the driveway.

1161
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:40,320
Speaker 1: We found Sydney's house. He lived over there, and we

1162
01:17:40,439 --> 01:17:42,960
Speaker 1: found his house and he drove his home. We got

1163
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:46,479
Speaker 1: home at six oh five am, went to bed. What

1164
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:48,360
Speaker 1: did he say when you showed up? He goes where

1165
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:51,599
Speaker 1: he goes, I've been waiting on you, guys. That's it,

1166
01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:53,559
Speaker 1: waiting on you at my house where I wasn't supposed

1167
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:55,360
Speaker 1: to meet you. Well, because he drove around for a

1168
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:59,080
Speaker 1: while and he'd gone back home. It wasn't the best strategy.

1169
01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,719
Speaker 1: It was going on there. That was probably our worst

1170
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:06,479
Speaker 1: toilet paper spies because we couldn't carry it. We just randomly.

1171
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:10,960
Speaker 1: I ran across country and we would run to the

1172
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:14,040
Speaker 1: mill the Millbourne mansion or whatever it was, the real

1173
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:15,760
Speaker 1: estate guy at the end of a cul de sac,

1174
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:18,120
Speaker 1: and I would run by the house. We toilet paper

1175
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:20,320
Speaker 1: all the time, and I'd look at them be like, damn,

1176
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:22,439
Speaker 1: we toilet paper that house. That's where we were. This

1177
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:25,559
Speaker 1: is where we were. We were two miles off our track,

1178
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:28,720
Speaker 1: two miles off of where we were supposed to be.

1179
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:30,920
Speaker 1: I just remember the moment when we had to make

1180
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:34,599
Speaker 1: that critical choice toilet paper, let's just do this one.

1181
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:36,639
Speaker 1: That was That was a tough thing to do because

1182
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:38,759
Speaker 1: you're like, I can't care, we cannot carry it anymore.

1183
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,599
Speaker 1: It was it was such that was probably our worst

1184
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:45,880
Speaker 1: toilet papering experience. But I want to know how much

1185
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:49,280
Speaker 1: of this did you know as a parent? Guess, go ahead, key,

1186
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:53,280
Speaker 1: now you're saying the Milbourne. Yeah, I think it was Milbourne.

1187
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:56,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I lived right across the street from

1188
01:18:56,840 --> 01:19:02,960
Speaker 1: Bill and Elizabeth Milbourne Delwood Drive. Not not this, not

1189
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:07,800
Speaker 1: these Millburn, that this Milburn. Oh okay, I didn't know

1190
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:10,680
Speaker 1: del or Melyssa Milbourne. I didn't know. This is the

1191
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:12,960
Speaker 1: home builder that had the big fancy house. So we're

1192
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:15,920
Speaker 1: there in Northwest Hills. Yeah, he had a big old

1193
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:18,160
Speaker 1: castle in a wall around it and we'd run. We'd

1194
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:21,439
Speaker 1: run to it every morning, couldn't get it over the wall,

1195
01:19:21,479 --> 01:19:22,920
Speaker 1: and we and we didn't walk that far down. We

1196
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:25,920
Speaker 1: were just like we got guys that we were We

1197
01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:28,679
Speaker 1: were just bad. So I want to know, as a parent,

1198
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:31,360
Speaker 1: how much of this did you know? And you were

1199
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:33,360
Speaker 1: just like, you know what your kids being kids? Or

1200
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,479
Speaker 1: how much of it was like I had no idea

1201
01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:39,000
Speaker 1: they were doing that. I didn't know that story. Well, okay,

1202
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:43,120
Speaker 1: I mean I think I do a lot of it

1203
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:47,840
Speaker 1: because I remember the time I see cop cars going

1204
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:52,800
Speaker 1: up and down the street and I'm going, huh so

1205
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:55,880
Speaker 1: I called uh oh, no, I think you called. No,

1206
01:19:56,120 --> 01:20:00,080
Speaker 1: you called you called? You called comicus. I said, what

1207
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:04,000
Speaker 1: do you guys? What do you guys? Okay, go ahead, okay,

1208
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:07,120
Speaker 1: so board board No, I'm gonna I'm gonna break it

1209
01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:12,680
Speaker 1: down for you. You need not. I don't have as good.

1210
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:16,400
Speaker 1: This is how we were doing it. We were doing

1211
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:19,320
Speaker 1: fake fighting in front of the house. I can tell

1212
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:21,040
Speaker 1: you that the first time I found that out, A

1213
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:24,120
Speaker 1: neighbor knocks on the door and says, there's kids fighting

1214
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:27,559
Speaker 1: in your fright yard, and I go, all right, thanks.

1215
01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:30,960
Speaker 1: Then they come home and I said, what are you

1216
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:36,519
Speaker 1: idiots doing? Go fighting someone else's We never left your

1217
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:39,400
Speaker 1: house anything because it was such an easy escape route.

1218
01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:42,720
Speaker 1: But here's the problem. Here's what we're doing. So we

1219
01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:47,839
Speaker 1: would we would. It was Aaron, his little brother, Brandon, Josh,

1220
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:51,400
Speaker 1: and myself. No Garrett was not there. Eddie shut up,

1221
01:20:53,479 --> 01:20:55,200
Speaker 1: and we would get in the middle of the road

1222
01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:57,280
Speaker 1: and when a car would come, we would act like

1223
01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:59,640
Speaker 1: we're beating up Brandon. And when the car would get

1224
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:03,000
Speaker 1: about into fift away, we'd scatter and leave Brandon laying

1225
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:07,479
Speaker 1: there in the street, and no cars would stop. They

1226
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:10,719
Speaker 1: all just kept going didn't care. So Aaron and Brandon

1227
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:13,200
Speaker 1: had a curfew, gotta go home or Dad's gonna whoop

1228
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:16,080
Speaker 1: that butt with a switch. So they went home, and

1229
01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:18,120
Speaker 1: what do you know, Jennifer and Kamika show up at

1230
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:20,760
Speaker 1: the house, my sister's friends. They're like, oh, we're in,

1231
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:24,439
Speaker 1: let's do it. So we start beating up Jennifer and

1232
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:28,479
Speaker 1: she lays in the street. First car stops. Do you

1233
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:31,960
Speaker 1: need help? No, No, it'll just get worse. It'll just

1234
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:36,120
Speaker 1: get worse. It's okay, tells the old lady that and

1235
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:38,800
Speaker 1: this is the girl that went on Jerry Springer with him.

1236
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:41,120
Speaker 1: So about fifteen minutes later, we we we kind of

1237
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:43,519
Speaker 1: got tired of that, and we were sitting across the

1238
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:46,040
Speaker 1: street in front of Cheney's house and I had just

1239
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:47,920
Speaker 1: explained to him, Hey, if a car comes, will run

1240
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:51,200
Speaker 1: through Cheney's backyard because his back fence is down there

1241
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,200
Speaker 1: doing repairs to it, and will run through that yard

1242
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:54,800
Speaker 1: and go to the next fence and run across the

1243
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:57,519
Speaker 1: street into the woods. Because Kamika's house backed up to

1244
01:21:57,520 --> 01:22:01,760
Speaker 1: the woods. So for some reason, a car cuts coming

1245
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:04,280
Speaker 1: and we start like just being idiots in the street,

1246
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:08,680
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, it floors it like we're like,

1247
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:11,080
Speaker 1: what the hell? And we run up to the fence

1248
01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:15,080
Speaker 1: and we're trying to open Chinese fence, open Chenese fence. Boom,

1249
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:20,760
Speaker 1: spotlight and I looked back and it says pole leice

1250
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:27,120
Speaker 1: and I said, oho. So we swing open that gate

1251
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:29,920
Speaker 1: and we run through the backyard to the next fence

1252
01:22:30,439 --> 01:22:33,040
Speaker 1: and I can't open it. So I just dive over it.

1253
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:35,280
Speaker 1: A six foot fence. I just dive over it, and

1254
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:38,240
Speaker 1: I mean scrape my stomach on the top of the fence.

1255
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:41,559
Speaker 1: Josh oh thick pin. He comes up, can't open it,

1256
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:44,759
Speaker 1: dives over it, jumps down, runs across in the woods.

1257
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:48,240
Speaker 1: Kamika runs up, opens it, runs right through and the girls.

1258
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:53,559
Speaker 1: So we're in the woods. So we're in the woods. Well,

1259
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:57,599
Speaker 1: you stand on the right the it could be done. Yeah,

1260
01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,160
Speaker 1: the rails. You stand on the rails. I mean, it's

1261
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:02,240
Speaker 1: not like we're jumping like we're Carl Lewis in the

1262
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:05,400
Speaker 1: long jump. We're not doing that. No, so I flopped,

1263
01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:07,880
Speaker 1: you would have done your back h No. I don't

1264
01:23:07,920 --> 01:23:13,720
Speaker 1: know who Bosberry flop is, but you know the fop, right, Okay,

1265
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:17,719
Speaker 1: So we run into the woods, but there's a dead

1266
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:19,720
Speaker 1: end where there's a little section where you gotta jump

1267
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:21,680
Speaker 1: out of the woods, run across the street, and jump

1268
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:25,360
Speaker 1: back in. So I jump out of the woods, run

1269
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:28,799
Speaker 1: across street, jump back in. Josh jumps out of the woods,

1270
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:31,679
Speaker 1: runs back and he's behind the fence and the girls

1271
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:32,840
Speaker 1: are on the other side of the street. And a

1272
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:35,240
Speaker 1: cop pulls into the cul de sack And you know

1273
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:39,120
Speaker 1: what I did, Peace, I left him, sucker. I'm gone.

1274
01:23:39,439 --> 01:23:41,080
Speaker 1: And I run to Comique's house and I'm in her

1275
01:23:41,120 --> 01:23:43,559
Speaker 1: backyard and there's a cop just going up and down

1276
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,840
Speaker 1: the street and I see it and then I hear

1277
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:48,320
Speaker 1: something by the back fence and I'm like, oh, it's

1278
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:49,600
Speaker 1: the cops. And I was like, I give up. I

1279
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:52,559
Speaker 1: give up, And it's them, and I'm like, guys, how

1280
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:55,040
Speaker 1: did you survive? How did you not get busted? And

1281
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:56,680
Speaker 1: they said, oh, cops just did a h turn in

1282
01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:58,360
Speaker 1: the could to sack and turned and went back the

1283
01:23:58,439 --> 01:24:01,120
Speaker 1: other way. And so then we get inside Comica's house

1284
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:05,200
Speaker 1: and we're covered in birds and stickers and just sweating

1285
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:09,559
Speaker 1: and we're laughing and laughing. Phone rings my dad, Awesome,

1286
01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:14,559
Speaker 1: cops looking for you? No, are the cops looking for you?

1287
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:20,799
Speaker 1: Don't lie to me? Yeah, get your ass home. Click crap.

1288
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:22,559
Speaker 1: So I look at josh It's like, we gotta go, man,

1289
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:26,120
Speaker 1: because Joshua spending the night. And we start to walk

1290
01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:31,160
Speaker 1: out the front door. Phone rings again. Dad, Yo, what's up?

1291
01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:37,360
Speaker 1: There's like eight cop cars. Wait till they're gone. Do

1292
01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:40,519
Speaker 1: you want a score date? Like a score date is

1293
01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:51,519
Speaker 1: left in the second quarter Milwaukee. Yeah, that was an

1294
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,160
Speaker 1: incredible story. That was a fun one. Now do you

1295
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:58,360
Speaker 1: want to talking about yours? No, I'll tell you when

1296
01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:02,360
Speaker 1: the neighbor told me about me, well about all of you.

1297
01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:12,560
Speaker 1: His son West, good size, big kid. Quiet, he was

1298
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:17,559
Speaker 1: a beast. Yeah. Quiet didn't really hang Yeah, we didn't

1299
01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:19,120
Speaker 1: really hang with him. He was on the other side

1300
01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:23,639
Speaker 1: of the neighborhood. But he was also quiet, sort of shy,

1301
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:25,880
Speaker 1: and I don't know, maybe he didn't want to get

1302
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:30,960
Speaker 1: in trouble. But anyway, Ken Hensley, he said, he's driving

1303
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:34,519
Speaker 1: down the street and looks over at the house across

1304
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:39,120
Speaker 1: the street from us, because the cops are there, and

1305
01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:42,120
Speaker 1: there's all these kids on their knees in the driveway.

1306
01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:46,599
Speaker 1: They're all on their knees. Remember remember that said he's

1307
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:50,519
Speaker 1: sitting there going, there's j there's uh whatever your name,

1308
01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:57,320
Speaker 1: all all the normal crew. And at the end was

1309
01:25:57,560 --> 01:26:03,840
Speaker 1: his son West and he went West. That was chinning

1310
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:08,120
Speaker 1: on us. Angela. We didn't see West too much. Yeah,

1311
01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:10,640
Speaker 1: that's probably the last time West hunting with him. I

1312
01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:14,800
Speaker 1: mean it was we Angela was babysitting and the Chinese.

1313
01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:16,639
Speaker 1: And I want, I want to say before you get

1314
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:19,120
Speaker 1: in that story that for one time, I mean, that

1315
01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:22,320
Speaker 1: was one time that we actually didn't do anything. We did. Yeah,

1316
01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:26,000
Speaker 1: we did. You can still deny it. I mean you're

1317
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,000
Speaker 1: forty five years old. Night, you gotta just the truth

1318
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:34,679
Speaker 1: will set you freak okay. No, that that was different times.

1319
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:36,960
Speaker 1: It was different times. That was the middle day. We

1320
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:40,560
Speaker 1: must burn the house down. Yes, Keith and the honorable

1321
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:43,120
Speaker 1: Ken Hinsling. Can you get up on the microphone place

1322
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:50,080
Speaker 1: through a penalty flying on me? Oh on what? Yes,

1323
01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm really like candle a lot. And and he threw

1324
01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:59,800
Speaker 1: a penalty flag on me in basketball because I would

1325
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:04,240
Speaker 1: get too excited when I was coaching the kid, and

1326
01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:07,120
Speaker 1: I would be going up and down, up and down

1327
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:12,639
Speaker 1: your hat. No, no, no, but I would go up

1328
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:16,400
Speaker 1: and down, and he would put his foot because he

1329
01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:19,600
Speaker 1: was with the other team, and he would put his

1330
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:24,080
Speaker 1: foot out and I got too close and he threw

1331
01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:29,080
Speaker 1: his hat down. He said, that's a pelmy on you.

1332
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:33,920
Speaker 1: You came into my territor. But we had a lot

1333
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:38,120
Speaker 1: of fun and he was like, yeah, yeah, we were coaching.

1334
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:41,559
Speaker 1: He just was shocked to see his Well, well, well,

1335
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:45,320
Speaker 1: what happened is the Chinese lived across the street, Angela,

1336
01:27:45,479 --> 01:27:47,519
Speaker 1: Laura and Ryan. Bryan was the middle kid. I guess

1337
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:49,960
Speaker 1: I should have gone in order, but Angela was watching

1338
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:52,960
Speaker 1: them and we were being jerks and like banging on

1339
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:56,720
Speaker 1: the door and throwing little pebbles at the door, and

1340
01:27:56,760 --> 01:27:58,240
Speaker 1: then we went in the back door and ate their

1341
01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:00,519
Speaker 1: ice cream out of their fridge. And she was like,

1342
01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:02,320
Speaker 1: if you guys throw one more rock at the door,

1343
01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:05,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops. Well, don't tell us that,

1344
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:11,559
Speaker 1: because we're gonna that was and so she said I'm

1345
01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:13,679
Speaker 1: calling the cops, Like yeah, right, And we literally went

1346
01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:17,160
Speaker 1: three houses down and we were sitting on the curb

1347
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:21,439
Speaker 1: and it wasn't even five minutes later a car was

1348
01:28:21,520 --> 01:28:23,920
Speaker 1: driving down the street and so we oh, we hide

1349
01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:27,000
Speaker 1: in the bushes right against the wall, thinking it's nobody.

1350
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:32,040
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, two cop cars pull up. Boom, boom, spotlight.

1351
01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:34,559
Speaker 1: Get out of here, Get on your knees, get out

1352
01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:36,599
Speaker 1: of your dude, run, let me see your hands. Get

1353
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:38,759
Speaker 1: your ass on the ground, Get your ass on the ground.

1354
01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:43,320
Speaker 1: Yelling at us, and Michael Donald O'Donnell starts leaping up

1355
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:46,000
Speaker 1: the fence. And he was a year younger than me,

1356
01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:49,960
Speaker 1: so he was like nine. Okay, he was nine years old.

1357
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:54,559
Speaker 1: Nine years old, right, And they said, don't you dare

1358
01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:58,519
Speaker 1: jump that damn fence or it's gonna be bad news.

1359
01:28:58,520 --> 01:29:01,320
Speaker 1: So he dropped down. So we're all on our knees

1360
01:29:01,720 --> 01:29:05,160
Speaker 1: and he goes, who's the oldest one here? And Jackson

1361
01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:09,839
Speaker 1: Baker was the oldest one there, and he lit into

1362
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:13,439
Speaker 1: Jackson Baker. What do you think you're doing showing an

1363
01:29:13,439 --> 01:29:16,080
Speaker 1: example for these younger kids? What the hell is your

1364
01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,840
Speaker 1: problem having these kids? He's ten, nine and ten year

1365
01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:24,400
Speaker 1: olds out here. Bleep bleep bleep. When Jackson left something

1366
01:29:24,439 --> 01:29:30,800
Speaker 1: in his pants and it wasn't p When I say

1367
01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:34,240
Speaker 1: I did not know that, oh yeah, he shipped his pants.

1368
01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:36,519
Speaker 1: When I say that, when I say we didn't do anything,

1369
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:38,760
Speaker 1: I mean like relative to what we normally do, I mean,

1370
01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:46,599
Speaker 1: throwing pebbles in but that the real anything horribly horrible, No, no, no,

1371
01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:53,479
Speaker 1: just throw things that carss, tennis balls, just true mischief, Yeah,

1372
01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:57,360
Speaker 1: true mischief. That was the first time that copied the

1373
01:29:57,360 --> 01:30:01,880
Speaker 1: big speech about do not ever from the cops. That

1374
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:06,479
Speaker 1: was the game. That was the game. That was the game.

1375
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:09,040
Speaker 1: That was the game. And and I and people ask

1376
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:10,760
Speaker 1: me my dad, I mean later he was like, did

1377
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:12,400
Speaker 1: you learn anything from that? I was like, yeah, I

1378
01:30:12,439 --> 01:30:15,679
Speaker 1: don't ever get caught. I mean that that was really

1379
01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:18,360
Speaker 1: what I learned. That you gotta be smarter. You need

1380
01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:22,240
Speaker 1: a better escape roight. We gotta be aware of all times. Yeah,

1381
01:30:22,280 --> 01:30:25,280
Speaker 1: and you gotta know your escape roots. That's why Forrest,

1382
01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:29,479
Speaker 1: Aaron and myself were so good because we had every

1383
01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:33,559
Speaker 1: house in the neighborhood. We'd say, no fence, creek, uh,

1384
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:36,200
Speaker 1: this short fence. We we had a name for every house,

1385
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:39,000
Speaker 1: so when we're running, we would just call it out

1386
01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:40,640
Speaker 1: and we'd be able to go there. It'd be like,

1387
01:30:41,479 --> 01:30:43,599
Speaker 1: I mean, it was, it was amazing. At the bus stop,

1388
01:30:44,320 --> 01:30:46,439
Speaker 1: we would throw things. We would throw tennis balls at

1389
01:30:46,439 --> 01:30:51,360
Speaker 1: the cars while we're waiting for the bus. In the morning. Okay,

1390
01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:53,320
Speaker 1: this is and we and we had this one where

1391
01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:56,000
Speaker 1: you could you'd run one house, turn the fence and

1392
01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:58,360
Speaker 1: dive in their bushes and it looks like the bushes

1393
01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:00,479
Speaker 1: are full up against the house, there's no way, but

1394
01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:02,680
Speaker 1: it really was just a front of bushes and then

1395
01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:04,880
Speaker 1: there was so much space. Then you're just hiding the bushes.

1396
01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:07,320
Speaker 1: The bus come, you just jump up get on the bus.

1397
01:31:07,360 --> 01:31:09,000
Speaker 1: So awesome. And there was a couple of times we're

1398
01:31:09,040 --> 01:31:10,840
Speaker 1: hitting the sewer because the sewer cap was off. You

1399
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,519
Speaker 1: run this way car to go, this way to come back,

1400
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:17,320
Speaker 1: jumping the sewer to work. So and one of the

1401
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:19,800
Speaker 1: one of the best ones ever though, was this kid

1402
01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:22,800
Speaker 1: that we didn't I don't even know his name. He

1403
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:25,280
Speaker 1: he played in the band remember Ryan. His name was

1404
01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:29,599
Speaker 1: Ryan good Guy. And we were at the bus stop

1405
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:32,960
Speaker 1: one day and we're lying and he never rode the bus.

1406
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:34,519
Speaker 1: And I don't know why he was at our stop

1407
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:37,439
Speaker 1: because he lived halfway across the neighborhood. And we're like,

1408
01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:38,960
Speaker 1: maybe you won't throw some in the car. You won't

1409
01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:40,360
Speaker 1: throw a tennis ball to car, you won't throw a

1410
01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:41,880
Speaker 1: tennis ball to car, And he's like, yeah, I don't care.

1411
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:49,800
Speaker 1: Boom hits a car. Cool he's in So then the

1412
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:55,439
Speaker 1: greatest part, the greatest part, car slams on the brake

1413
01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:59,439
Speaker 1: and Ryan just stands there. He doesn't care, and it

1414
01:31:59,439 --> 01:32:02,960
Speaker 1: turns out to be his damn neighbor. And his neighbor

1415
01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:09,240
Speaker 1: gets out, like, what the fuck is your problem? What

1416
01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:11,200
Speaker 1: if I would have had and they had a newborn

1417
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:13,040
Speaker 1: baby in the car? What would happen if I had

1418
01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:15,160
Speaker 1: had a newborn the newborn baby in the car and

1419
01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:19,600
Speaker 1: runs like no, you know, he just whatever. Then he

1420
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:22,479
Speaker 1: goes to the other side of the street. Fifteen minutes later,

1421
01:32:23,080 --> 01:32:32,040
Speaker 1: boom throws another one, same damn neighbors have another car. Stop,

1422
01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:35,280
Speaker 1: swear to god, hit the same neighbor. Run this time

1423
01:32:36,240 --> 01:32:38,120
Speaker 1: he didn't run. So do you all know where he

1424
01:32:38,160 --> 01:32:41,960
Speaker 1: is now? Is he a serial killing? He probably, he

1425
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:45,559
Speaker 1: just doesn't care. But he was a bigger kid. I mean,

1426
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,519
Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna run, and he just threw it like

1427
01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:50,440
Speaker 1: he was cool. And then I mean hit his neighbor twice.

1428
01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:53,200
Speaker 1: I mean, do you want to talk about like the

1429
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:58,960
Speaker 1: husband in different cars and within fifteen minutes, like, what

1430
01:32:58,479 --> 01:33:01,439
Speaker 1: what's he doing? I don't know who does that? He

1431
01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:06,040
Speaker 1: was he was busting us. Then you want to hear

1432
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:08,120
Speaker 1: he must have been doing that on purpose. Oh no,

1433
01:33:08,120 --> 01:33:10,880
Speaker 1: no, no no. Then here's another great story about Ryan. Ryan.

1434
01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:14,200
Speaker 1: We're sitting there at the bus stop and there's pink

1435
01:33:14,240 --> 01:33:19,320
Speaker 1: flamingos in Ray's yard. Ray raise a psycho path, Okay,

1436
01:33:19,640 --> 01:33:22,960
Speaker 1: raise a psycho path. And he wanted the bus stop

1437
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:24,840
Speaker 1: moved from his corner, so he would sit across the

1438
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:26,639
Speaker 1: street in his car and film us with a camp

1439
01:33:26,720 --> 01:33:29,320
Speaker 1: quarter to show the city what we were doing at

1440
01:33:29,360 --> 01:33:32,320
Speaker 1: the bus stops kids. That's, you know, back in the

1441
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:34,439
Speaker 1: days before cell phone. Yeah, that's probably frowned upon to

1442
01:33:34,479 --> 01:33:36,760
Speaker 1: be filming kids at a bus stop from the front

1443
01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:41,080
Speaker 1: with your camp the internet. Yeah. Kind of creepy, right,

1444
01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:44,800
Speaker 1: kind of creepy. Um. I hope you're doing well. And

1445
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:47,800
Speaker 1: we knew he was filming us, and he had pink

1446
01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:52,639
Speaker 1: flamingos in his yard. And Jason Johnson tells Ryan, hey man,

1447
01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:56,160
Speaker 1: but you won't throw that flamingo on the roof. I

1448
01:33:56,240 --> 01:33:57,600
Speaker 1: he goes no, and I'm good. He goes, yeah, I

1449
01:33:57,600 --> 01:33:58,960
Speaker 1: told you wouldn't. I bet you won't throw it on

1450
01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:03,920
Speaker 1: the roof. And Ryan goes fine, whoo, throws it on

1451
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:07,559
Speaker 1: the roof and we go you're on totally hitting video

1452
01:34:08,280 --> 01:34:11,360
Speaker 1: and Ray comes out with his damn cam quarter did

1453
01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:13,920
Speaker 1: he come out of the car? Oh my god. I

1454
01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:19,160
Speaker 1: will tell you about Ray. Chess Box lived around the

1455
01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:25,639
Speaker 1: corner from chess Box chess whatever. For us, he lived

1456
01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:29,320
Speaker 1: around the corner, and to take the shortcut, you just

1457
01:34:29,360 --> 01:34:33,439
Speaker 1: walked through Ray's yard. He moved in. He was a

1458
01:34:33,439 --> 01:34:36,240
Speaker 1: new neighbor whatever, and we were older and yeah, they

1459
01:34:36,240 --> 01:34:40,880
Speaker 1: were probably I don't know, ten eleven, and all of

1460
01:34:40,920 --> 01:34:44,360
Speaker 1: a sudden he comes to my house and he goes,

1461
01:34:45,240 --> 01:34:51,679
Speaker 1: your kids are peeping in my window. And I'm like, what, Yes,

1462
01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:58,360
Speaker 1: they're looking in my window. And I where I moved from.

1463
01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:02,320
Speaker 1: We would shoot you. He moved from San Antonio. Represent

1464
01:35:05,479 --> 01:35:08,639
Speaker 1: you did so because it's all cool. I don't think

1465
01:35:08,680 --> 01:35:11,160
Speaker 1: they care what's going on in They're just going to

1466
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:14,080
Speaker 1: forest house, you know. And what's crazy. Before he got

1467
01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:17,880
Speaker 1: to our house, he jumped on his bicycle with a

1468
01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:21,520
Speaker 1: little basket in front and started chasing us around the neighborhood.

1469
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:26,360
Speaker 1: We are really looking at his wind no, like what

1470
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:29,280
Speaker 1: we literally were just cutting through his yard. I mean

1471
01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:32,080
Speaker 1: that's where Heather lived, so they always cut through. I mean,

1472
01:35:32,160 --> 01:35:34,559
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, And so we were cut through the

1473
01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:37,280
Speaker 1: yard and we didn't think anything of it, and we

1474
01:35:37,280 --> 01:35:39,599
Speaker 1: were just doing it one night and this dude comes

1475
01:35:39,640 --> 01:35:42,400
Speaker 1: barreling out the garage on his bike with the basket

1476
01:35:42,439 --> 01:35:45,080
Speaker 1: and yelling at us, and so you want to chase us,

1477
01:35:45,080 --> 01:35:49,280
Speaker 1: we'll run. That's fine with us, both of us. So

1478
01:35:49,320 --> 01:35:51,320
Speaker 1: we just ran and ran around the neighbor and he

1479
01:35:51,360 --> 01:35:54,120
Speaker 1: just chased us. And then finally we went home. Liked chasers.

1480
01:35:54,240 --> 01:35:55,880
Speaker 1: These dude chasing as he came and knocked on the

1481
01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:58,000
Speaker 1: door and said he would have shot us because he

1482
01:35:58,040 --> 01:35:59,760
Speaker 1: moved from San Antonio and they just shoot people in

1483
01:35:59,760 --> 01:36:03,760
Speaker 1: San Antonio. I'm like, and my dad said, well, this

1484
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:07,080
Speaker 1: is in San Antonio. That's what he told him. They're

1485
01:36:07,080 --> 01:36:09,480
Speaker 1: not looking in your window there. You're not that interesting.

1486
01:36:10,200 --> 01:36:12,240
Speaker 1: But another great guy that we had live in our

1487
01:36:12,240 --> 01:36:17,080
Speaker 1: neighborhood and lived at the Laura Lang's dad. He lived

1488
01:36:17,360 --> 01:36:20,680
Speaker 1: um at Burroak and Silver Creek. I don't know why

1489
01:36:20,680 --> 01:36:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm giving our neighborhood out, but anyway, no, no, no,

1490
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:31,479
Speaker 1: not not not bro Oak Creek, Oak Creek and Oak Creek. Yeah,

1491
01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:35,880
Speaker 1: so if you knocked on his door and ran, he

1492
01:36:36,280 --> 01:36:38,800
Speaker 1: was so fast and he was like, I mean he

1493
01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:41,320
Speaker 1: was like seventy years old. I mean he he had

1494
01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:43,000
Speaker 1: straight white hair when we were in high school. So

1495
01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:46,799
Speaker 1: he was this girl's dad. That was our age. And

1496
01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:49,200
Speaker 1: it's a great story I'll tell you. I mean how

1497
01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:51,600
Speaker 1: it ends. In the We would go knock on his

1498
01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:55,240
Speaker 1: door and this dude, he was maybe five ft three,

1499
01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:59,439
Speaker 1: and he would come sprinting out of the house and

1500
01:36:59,479 --> 01:37:04,439
Speaker 1: I'm talking fast, fast dude, and he would chase us

1501
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:07,439
Speaker 1: for blocks and we would laugh and laugh and laugh

1502
01:37:07,479 --> 01:37:10,519
Speaker 1: because it was so funny to have this old man.

1503
01:37:11,840 --> 01:37:14,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, I do remember her being so fast,

1504
01:37:14,439 --> 01:37:16,920
Speaker 1: like having a little fear like, oh, he's gaining great right, Yes,

1505
01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:20,960
Speaker 1: there was, you know, there was fear, and that's what

1506
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:24,439
Speaker 1: was fun about. And here's the great part is we knock,

1507
01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:28,080
Speaker 1: he chases, then we go knock again. You go back

1508
01:37:28,080 --> 01:37:31,160
Speaker 1: to back, just to toy with him. And he was

1509
01:37:31,240 --> 01:37:32,800
Speaker 1: so fast, and that was that was when it was

1510
01:37:32,840 --> 01:37:35,280
Speaker 1: a thrill because you were like, this dude has wheels.

1511
01:37:35,439 --> 01:37:42,040
Speaker 1: There is a chance I could get caught. I'm selling

1512
01:37:42,160 --> 01:37:45,120
Speaker 1: the world's chocolate, and I wonder you like to buy

1513
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:50,479
Speaker 1: any So smash cut I. After I graduate college, my

1514
01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:53,480
Speaker 1: mom comes home and she was like, oh, my gosh,

1515
01:37:53,680 --> 01:37:56,240
Speaker 1: I just met the perfect girl for you, Like she

1516
01:37:56,360 --> 01:37:59,720
Speaker 1: is so cute and funny. I'm like, where'd you meet her?

1517
01:38:00,760 --> 01:38:03,479
Speaker 1: She goes, oh, she works at h g B. She

1518
01:38:03,600 --> 01:38:05,080
Speaker 1: was like, you gotta go with me next time I

1519
01:38:05,120 --> 01:38:10,599
Speaker 1: go grocery shop and I'll introduce you awkward And I'm like, okay, mom,

1520
01:38:10,800 --> 01:38:12,280
Speaker 1: I don't need your help, but I'll go with you.

1521
01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:15,040
Speaker 1: I'll go with you. I'll just humor you. Mom, I'll

1522
01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:18,840
Speaker 1: humor you. And we get to HB. We get the

1523
01:38:18,840 --> 01:38:23,120
Speaker 1: groceries and we go to the checkout. It's Laura Lane.

1524
01:38:24,120 --> 01:38:26,240
Speaker 1: Does she know you would knock on the door and run?

1525
01:38:26,680 --> 01:38:29,479
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, I mean she lived in our neighbor

1526
01:38:29,479 --> 01:38:31,439
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure she knew who it was I'm

1527
01:38:31,479 --> 01:38:33,880
Speaker 1: pretty sure she knew who we were because she was

1528
01:38:33,880 --> 01:38:36,200
Speaker 1: in the same meeting when you went through her. I

1529
01:38:36,280 --> 01:38:38,160
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, I was like, well, I'm

1530
01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:40,600
Speaker 1: never again, never, Like what are you doing? Like? She

1531
01:38:40,640 --> 01:38:43,240
Speaker 1: didn't like us very much? Why do you think forest?

1532
01:38:44,600 --> 01:38:49,160
Speaker 1: She made fun of her dad sons with the three

1533
01:38:49,160 --> 01:38:51,000
Speaker 1: point lead. We we never made fun of him. We

1534
01:38:51,160 --> 01:38:55,400
Speaker 1: enjoyed his competition. You could you could just stay it

1535
01:38:55,439 --> 01:38:59,040
Speaker 1: on the back of friend yell and he'd come running. Yeah.

1536
01:38:59,080 --> 01:39:00,680
Speaker 1: I mean, if the smart move would have been to

1537
01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:02,880
Speaker 1: just say nothing and then we will let you alone.

1538
01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:06,080
Speaker 1: But if you started to get upset, we kept coming.

1539
01:39:06,200 --> 01:39:09,160
Speaker 1: We kept coming. Now it wasn't personal, it was all

1540
01:39:09,360 --> 01:39:13,320
Speaker 1: it was you still haveing fun? Keith? Are you even

1541
01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:15,479
Speaker 1: alive over there? You know? I want to talk to Keith.

1542
01:39:15,479 --> 01:39:17,680
Speaker 1: Put your microphone. That the guy that taught us how

1543
01:39:17,720 --> 01:39:22,840
Speaker 1: to drive? He did? Yes, that's you, Keith. You know

1544
01:39:22,920 --> 01:39:29,400
Speaker 1: that right? Can you hear them here? What can you

1545
01:39:29,439 --> 01:39:32,160
Speaker 1: hear me? Okay? I want to talk to you about

1546
01:39:32,160 --> 01:39:34,519
Speaker 1: teaching us to drive, because you're the one that taught

1547
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:40,760
Speaker 1: us to drive. You let everybody drive when they were underage. Yes, yeah, yes,

1548
01:39:40,960 --> 01:39:42,680
Speaker 1: you're not under oath or you're not in court. You

1549
01:39:42,720 --> 01:39:46,280
Speaker 1: can talk. You're not. Nothing's gonna nothing's gonna happen. Can

1550
01:39:46,320 --> 01:39:48,360
Speaker 1: you relive the story about the time you took that

1551
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:53,679
Speaker 1: group of kids and you guys got pulled over? Okay,

1552
01:39:53,720 --> 01:39:56,000
Speaker 1: you don't remember it, I'll tell it for you. So

1553
01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:59,200
Speaker 1: you take those kids out in the country and you say,

1554
01:39:59,320 --> 01:40:01,160
Speaker 1: you tell the one kid, hey, do you know have

1555
01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:05,120
Speaker 1: you driven before? And he says yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1556
01:40:05,400 --> 01:40:06,600
Speaker 1: you want to you want to talk about it or

1557
01:40:06,640 --> 01:40:09,960
Speaker 1: you want me to tell it. You tell him. I

1558
01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:15,960
Speaker 1: kinda wanna hear you tell him, you tell um. I'm

1559
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:24,559
Speaker 1: trying to think. Um. We used to let him do

1560
01:40:24,600 --> 01:40:30,120
Speaker 1: a little practice run on the practice field. You can

1561
01:40:30,120 --> 01:40:35,519
Speaker 1: tell him about uh spion Michael Moskata falling off the car.

1562
01:40:35,720 --> 01:40:38,720
Speaker 1: Remember that one, the one when he fell off the car.

1563
01:40:40,120 --> 01:40:44,519
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. And this is a guy he comes

1564
01:40:44,520 --> 01:40:49,200
Speaker 1: and asked. He tells my son, I'm gonna ask your

1565
01:40:49,240 --> 01:40:51,679
Speaker 1: parents if you can go to the coast with me. Yeah,

1566
01:40:52,320 --> 01:40:55,120
Speaker 1: and world he comes in and I mean he tells

1567
01:40:55,240 --> 01:40:59,160
Speaker 1: Joe before he asks us. So if we say no,

1568
01:40:59,360 --> 01:41:03,120
Speaker 1: guess what we are? Bad people? Were bad people. We

1569
01:41:03,200 --> 01:41:07,200
Speaker 1: said no. We said, Keith, j you don't know the

1570
01:41:07,240 --> 01:41:14,360
Speaker 1: word no. They'll ask you to drive on the highway.

1571
01:41:14,640 --> 01:41:17,200
Speaker 1: It was me and Adam, I know, I said, we

1572
01:41:17,240 --> 01:41:19,920
Speaker 1: said he can't go with you because you have no idea?

1573
01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:24,679
Speaker 1: What no is? That was it? And my kid hated

1574
01:41:24,760 --> 01:41:29,519
Speaker 1: me for a month. Yeah. So you have the group

1575
01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:32,080
Speaker 1: of kids and you're out in the country and you

1576
01:41:32,120 --> 01:41:35,439
Speaker 1: asked no, well no, you asked the one have you

1577
01:41:35,479 --> 01:41:38,479
Speaker 1: ever driven before? And he says yes, and so you

1578
01:41:38,479 --> 01:41:41,320
Speaker 1: put him in the driver's seat and he's all over

1579
01:41:41,360 --> 01:41:45,000
Speaker 1: the road and before you can pull over and switch drivers,

1580
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:49,840
Speaker 1: who woo whoo woo woo, And you get pulled over

1581
01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:54,479
Speaker 1: and the cop takes you back because you are a

1582
01:41:54,320 --> 01:41:56,680
Speaker 1: a you're an adult, forty something years old and you

1583
01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:58,479
Speaker 1: have a bunch of thirteen and fourteen year olds in

1584
01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:01,680
Speaker 1: your car. Cop sees that as a little, um, how

1585
01:42:01,720 --> 01:42:04,880
Speaker 1: do you say it? Suspicious and weird? And one of them,

1586
01:42:05,080 --> 01:42:07,479
Speaker 1: and one of them is in the driver's seat, who

1587
01:42:07,840 --> 01:42:10,920
Speaker 1: was wed? And then he asked all of them do

1588
01:42:11,160 --> 01:42:14,679
Speaker 1: you know this guy? First guy says yes, the second

1589
01:42:14,680 --> 01:42:17,040
Speaker 1: guy yes, third kids has no. I've never seen him

1590
01:42:17,080 --> 01:42:21,320
Speaker 1: in my life before. Who was yeah, yeah, who was

1591
01:42:21,360 --> 01:42:28,599
Speaker 1: a kid? Um? His name was Adam but not we know,

1592
01:42:29,160 --> 01:42:39,040
Speaker 1: different different cors around the God. And what did the

1593
01:42:39,080 --> 01:42:44,679
Speaker 1: cops tell you? Um, well, I definitely got a ticket

1594
01:42:45,280 --> 01:42:53,920
Speaker 1: and it was a pretty hemty empty fine. And that

1595
01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:57,720
Speaker 1: was the end of that too. You didn't let anyone else,

1596
01:42:58,400 --> 01:43:02,760
Speaker 1: We didn't. We didn't do anymore that that day, that day,

1597
01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:07,800
Speaker 1: that day, that day, that day. Yeah, but later on

1598
01:43:07,840 --> 01:43:10,920
Speaker 1: you let other kids drive because I drove when I

1599
01:43:10,960 --> 01:43:14,960
Speaker 1: was under age. My brother drove. So it's just that

1600
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:19,120
Speaker 1: day it cut it off. Yeah. I think that's when

1601
01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:28,360
Speaker 1: we were, um maybe going to a friend in lock Heart.

1602
01:43:29,400 --> 01:43:34,120
Speaker 1: He had like swimming pool or something like it stock

1603
01:43:34,360 --> 01:43:36,720
Speaker 1: where I saved. That's where he saved my life. You

1604
01:43:36,760 --> 01:43:39,639
Speaker 1: remember that you took it. That's where That's where Batter's

1605
01:43:39,640 --> 01:43:41,240
Speaker 1: Box saved my life. And that was the first time

1606
01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:45,360
Speaker 1: I ever knew that my brother cared about me. Oh, well,

1607
01:43:45,400 --> 01:43:48,080
Speaker 1: that's rude. No no, no, no, no, it's not rude.

1608
01:43:48,520 --> 01:43:50,760
Speaker 1: It's not rude. It's the truth. That's the second time

1609
01:43:50,800 --> 01:43:54,439
Speaker 1: he saved your life. Then, oh the other time, no, no, okay.

1610
01:43:54,600 --> 01:43:57,160
Speaker 1: The other time is we were sharing a room when

1611
01:43:57,200 --> 01:44:00,280
Speaker 1: I was like three years old and i'd m how

1612
01:44:00,439 --> 01:44:02,320
Speaker 1: got a string around my neck and I was hanging

1613
01:44:02,360 --> 01:44:06,320
Speaker 1: myself from the bunk bed and my brother goes out

1614
01:44:06,360 --> 01:44:08,639
Speaker 1: to get my mom. And instead of running out there

1615
01:44:08,640 --> 01:44:10,559
Speaker 1: going crazy like oh my god, oh my god, oh

1616
01:44:10,600 --> 01:44:13,160
Speaker 1: my god, he goes up and goes, Mom, I need

1617
01:44:13,200 --> 01:44:17,120
Speaker 1: your help. He said, Mom, you might want to look

1618
01:44:17,160 --> 01:44:24,200
Speaker 1: in on Dane. And and she's not. He's not excited,

1619
01:44:24,280 --> 01:44:27,800
Speaker 1: so she's not really anxious, and he goes, no, Mom,

1620
01:44:27,880 --> 01:44:32,000
Speaker 1: you really should go check on damn there and I'm

1621
01:44:32,040 --> 01:44:35,680
Speaker 1: hanging from the bunk bed. Yes, if that's not instrumental,

1622
01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:40,559
Speaker 1: I don't know what I mean. Really, you're right, You're right.

1623
01:44:41,000 --> 01:44:44,639
Speaker 1: Whatever me twice you wouldn't be here, all right? Before

1624
01:44:44,640 --> 01:44:46,040
Speaker 1: we go, I gotta we gotta answer an email. I

1625
01:44:46,080 --> 01:44:47,320
Speaker 1: know you guys are talking at the bit to get

1626
01:44:47,320 --> 01:44:51,479
Speaker 1: out of here. Okay, hey guys, you all recently someone

1627
01:44:51,600 --> 01:44:53,719
Speaker 1: emailed us. We are the storre of losers at gmail

1628
01:44:53,760 --> 01:44:56,320
Speaker 1: dot com. You all recently talked about whether Eddie should

1629
01:44:56,320 --> 01:44:58,120
Speaker 1: get private lessons for a seven year old son who

1630
01:44:58,120 --> 01:45:01,920
Speaker 1: shows talent in baseball. Good to good discussion, My husband,

1631
01:45:01,920 --> 01:45:04,400
Speaker 1: we're thinking about the same thing for our son this time,

1632
01:45:04,439 --> 01:45:07,759
Speaker 1: who is seven years old. Now we're debating something else, though,

1633
01:45:08,160 --> 01:45:09,559
Speaker 1: and I would love to get your thoughts on it.

1634
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:12,679
Speaker 1: Our son currently plays in an eight and younger baseball league,

1635
01:45:12,840 --> 01:45:14,840
Speaker 1: and we're trying to decide whether he should play in

1636
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:16,960
Speaker 1: the same league next year, or if you should play

1637
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:19,840
Speaker 1: in the league ten and younger, that which is older kids.

1638
01:45:20,120 --> 01:45:22,240
Speaker 1: Our kid is really good, and yes, I know there

1639
01:45:22,320 --> 01:45:24,160
Speaker 1: is a parental bias, but I think this is an

1640
01:45:24,160 --> 01:45:27,760
Speaker 1: honest assessment. We've watched a few tenant under games this year,

1641
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:29,200
Speaker 1: and even though he would be one of the youngest

1642
01:45:29,200 --> 01:45:31,280
Speaker 1: players in the league, next year, he'd still be in

1643
01:45:31,320 --> 01:45:33,880
Speaker 1: the top third of the best players despite being two

1644
01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:37,000
Speaker 1: years younger than everybody else. My husband wants him to

1645
01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:39,360
Speaker 1: play in the ten you league because he wants his

1646
01:45:39,400 --> 01:45:42,280
Speaker 1: son to be challenged and grow as a baseball player.

1647
01:45:42,760 --> 01:45:44,400
Speaker 1: I want him to play with his friends in the

1648
01:45:44,439 --> 01:45:46,360
Speaker 1: same age group because he's still young, and I want

1649
01:45:46,439 --> 01:45:48,120
Speaker 1: him to grow up playing with the same group of

1650
01:45:48,200 --> 01:45:50,599
Speaker 1: kids every year. I think that will be more fun

1651
01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:53,160
Speaker 1: for him. I've tried to compromise and say it's okay

1652
01:45:53,200 --> 01:45:56,360
Speaker 1: for he plays in ten you regular league, but plays

1653
01:45:56,400 --> 01:45:59,120
Speaker 1: in the eight you tournament team. My husband wants him

1654
01:45:59,160 --> 01:46:01,840
Speaker 1: to play up for Ultimately, you want to have fun

1655
01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:03,639
Speaker 1: and he doesn't want to burn out. But we also

1656
01:46:03,680 --> 01:46:05,880
Speaker 1: wanted to grow as a player. What do you think

1657
01:46:05,880 --> 01:46:09,559
Speaker 1: we should do should our son play up next year? Thanks? Hope,

1658
01:46:09,560 --> 01:46:12,000
Speaker 1: you talk about this on the podcast sometime. You guys

1659
01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:15,960
Speaker 1: are awesome. Keep up the good work, best Sarah. He's

1660
01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:26,160
Speaker 1: seven years old. My god, I hate to tell you

1661
01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:31,760
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of good right Keith, Oh, they're

1662
01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:34,639
Speaker 1: gonna make it. How many of the kids we saw

1663
01:46:34,760 --> 01:46:42,600
Speaker 1: play made it. Yeah, zero, And the best thing you

1664
01:46:43,080 --> 01:46:46,120
Speaker 1: make him let him have fun. If he's good, he's

1665
01:46:46,240 --> 01:46:50,679
Speaker 1: gonna be good. Let him have fun. Enjoy the game.

1666
01:46:51,280 --> 01:46:55,960
Speaker 1: The best thing you can do. I can remember, Joe.

1667
01:46:56,960 --> 01:47:00,280
Speaker 1: We put a little square out on the garage wall.

1668
01:47:00,720 --> 01:47:04,400
Speaker 1: Hours on hours just throwing the ball at that square.

1669
01:47:05,680 --> 01:47:09,360
Speaker 1: He still enjoys it to play. He was never going

1670
01:47:09,439 --> 01:47:11,439
Speaker 1: to be a pro. He was always one of the

1671
01:47:11,520 --> 01:47:18,000
Speaker 1: better ones. But that doesn't mean anything. When you reach puberty,

1672
01:47:18,439 --> 01:47:23,080
Speaker 1: you will know who's good. That's the way. If you

1673
01:47:23,120 --> 01:47:25,479
Speaker 1: don't enjoy the game, he's not gonna like it. When

1674
01:47:25,479 --> 01:47:28,080
Speaker 1: he's twelve, thirteen years old, he's going to burn out.

1675
01:47:28,160 --> 01:47:32,519
Speaker 1: The best thing you can do this travel ball. You

1676
01:47:32,520 --> 01:47:36,439
Speaker 1: know how many we would spend six days a week

1677
01:47:36,720 --> 01:47:39,559
Speaker 1: up at the ball field because someone always had a game.

1678
01:47:40,320 --> 01:47:43,959
Speaker 1: Every night you were there. You hung with your friends.

1679
01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:51,040
Speaker 1: I mean to me, let him have fun. He's seven

1680
01:47:51,439 --> 01:47:59,720
Speaker 1: years bold. Oh man, what do you got, Keith? Do

1681
01:47:59,720 --> 01:48:06,280
Speaker 1: you have opinion? Keith? Well, I totally agree with what

1682
01:48:07,960 --> 01:48:18,240
Speaker 1: you said. And and uh, when you watch one of

1683
01:48:18,680 --> 01:48:24,320
Speaker 1: our games and you didn't come up to me, and

1684
01:48:24,520 --> 01:48:31,240
Speaker 1: it was maybe one of the greatest mistakes of your life.

1685
01:48:32,320 --> 01:48:37,360
Speaker 1: And and that that you you said, I like the

1686
01:48:37,439 --> 01:48:43,280
Speaker 1: way y'all play the game of baseball, your team, and

1687
01:48:44,080 --> 01:48:48,200
Speaker 1: you said, would you keep an eye on him when

1688
01:48:48,200 --> 01:48:51,880
Speaker 1: you try it out? And well, and you're thinking, man,

1689
01:48:51,880 --> 01:48:55,720
Speaker 1: this kid's gonna suck, right right, Honestly, I said, you

1690
01:48:55,760 --> 01:48:58,000
Speaker 1: were probably thinking, oh my god, this kid's gonna suck,

1691
01:48:58,040 --> 01:49:00,720
Speaker 1: and this dad wants me to draft his kid. But

1692
01:49:00,800 --> 01:49:05,000
Speaker 1: then you see it right. No, no, I'm one negative

1693
01:49:05,160 --> 01:49:09,960
Speaker 1: or positive or anything. But how did you remember? Yeah? Yeah,

1694
01:49:10,680 --> 01:49:12,960
Speaker 1: how did you remember his name? First of all, I

1695
01:49:13,040 --> 01:49:20,040
Speaker 1: was very impressed that a dad would come up and

1696
01:49:20,040 --> 01:49:25,840
Speaker 1: and like the way we play. Well, it's a playoff game.

1697
01:49:26,960 --> 01:49:30,519
Speaker 1: These are nine and eight, nine and ten year olds

1698
01:49:31,920 --> 01:49:36,880
Speaker 1: and it's a playoff game, championship game. There, it's a

1699
01:49:36,960 --> 01:49:39,960
Speaker 1: close game. All of a sudden, they got to the

1700
01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:43,679
Speaker 1: other team's got a runner on first and his catcher

1701
01:49:43,720 --> 01:49:45,840
Speaker 1: gets up and tries to pick him off at first.

1702
01:49:46,280 --> 01:49:50,320
Speaker 1: And I thought, well, that's pretty you know. I like

1703
01:49:50,479 --> 01:49:54,599
Speaker 1: the freedom. Yea. I've listened to dad coach. I've listened

1704
01:49:54,640 --> 01:49:58,120
Speaker 1: to coaches yell and scream don't do this, don't do that.

1705
01:49:59,560 --> 01:50:01,280
Speaker 1: It's where the they throw the ball away, And I

1706
01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:03,880
Speaker 1: think he even they threw the ball away and all right,

1707
01:50:04,040 --> 01:50:07,839
Speaker 1: that's all right, And I'm like, well that's how it's played,

1708
01:50:08,080 --> 01:50:14,280
Speaker 1: you know. Just yeah, and I started had the same

1709
01:50:14,479 --> 01:50:18,360
Speaker 1: I coached soccer, and these guys will tell you I

1710
01:50:18,439 --> 01:50:22,000
Speaker 1: knew I wasn't gonna be a professional coach. Hell, he

1711
01:50:22,040 --> 01:50:24,120
Speaker 1: didn't even know what soccer was. We just played scrimmage

1712
01:50:24,120 --> 01:50:27,680
Speaker 1: every practice. We had fun. I didn't want to know

1713
01:50:27,720 --> 01:50:32,200
Speaker 1: how you remember, Yeah, Keith, how did you remember his name? Like?

1714
01:50:32,479 --> 01:50:34,880
Speaker 1: Do you remember that? Like? Did you write it down?

1715
01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:36,840
Speaker 1: How did you remember that? He was the one that

1716
01:50:36,880 --> 01:50:39,479
Speaker 1: came up to you. I think I talked to him

1717
01:50:39,520 --> 01:50:44,559
Speaker 1: on trials. Yeah, that makes sense. And I didn't have

1718
01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:49,200
Speaker 1: any market I Sharon didn't. I Shure didn't have any

1719
01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:55,160
Speaker 1: problem picking him because he he did good good. All right,

1720
01:50:55,280 --> 01:50:59,160
Speaker 1: Well this was almost two hours long. Thank you guys.

1721
01:50:59,280 --> 01:51:01,800
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed it. I don't know. Yeah, I

1722
01:51:01,840 --> 01:51:06,720
Speaker 1: hope we what we got in Yeah, yeah, But but

1723
01:51:07,160 --> 01:51:10,120
Speaker 1: I would like to say, go ahead next time. I

1724
01:51:10,200 --> 01:51:14,080
Speaker 1: want to cheese and running back, don't chow dog? Tom

1725
01:51:14,200 --> 01:51:18,960
Speaker 1: Me said, did you go into is that why you

1726
01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:24,840
Speaker 1: went into pouting? And you just well that running back,

1727
01:51:27,360 --> 01:51:29,479
Speaker 1: but then you went into pout mode and just quit talking.

1728
01:51:30,680 --> 01:51:33,120
Speaker 1: He talked all about our neighborhood and we just say,

1729
01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:39,000
Speaker 1: R I P Nick Battani. Absolutely, yeah, absolutely will be missed. Yeah,

1730
01:51:39,560 --> 01:51:43,000
Speaker 1: arrest in peace. Nick Battani. One of the greatest kids

1731
01:51:43,040 --> 01:51:46,040
Speaker 1: to come out of our neighborhood are I mean our

1732
01:51:46,120 --> 01:51:48,120
Speaker 1: high school. One of the best athletes I've ever seen

1733
01:51:48,160 --> 01:51:51,679
Speaker 1: in my life. Uh, just a great kid. He played

1734
01:51:52,040 --> 01:51:56,360
Speaker 1: neighborhod seven years old. Yeah he did. He played seven

1735
01:51:56,400 --> 01:51:58,840
Speaker 1: year old ball at seven years old. He never played up.

1736
01:51:59,439 --> 01:52:02,320
Speaker 1: One of the best. I mean, he played football for

1737
01:52:02,320 --> 01:52:05,240
Speaker 1: a high school, starting defensive backer, safety, I don't remember

1738
01:52:05,280 --> 01:52:08,559
Speaker 1: which one. But he would play the whole game and

1739
01:52:08,600 --> 01:52:10,439
Speaker 1: then at halftime he was in the band, So he

1740
01:52:10,479 --> 01:52:13,639
Speaker 1: would be out there in the band in his football

1741
01:52:13,760 --> 01:52:16,439
Speaker 1: uniform and then he would play the second half and

1742
01:52:18,280 --> 01:52:21,280
Speaker 1: the band director. But he loved music and I understand.

1743
01:52:21,360 --> 01:52:24,559
Speaker 1: And he was really good at every sport that he played.

1744
01:52:24,600 --> 01:52:28,800
Speaker 1: He was ball, center fielder, he was athletic, he was nice,

1745
01:52:28,960 --> 01:52:32,559
Speaker 1: a nice guy. Took the absolute biggest leadoffs I've ever

1746
01:52:32,600 --> 01:52:37,599
Speaker 1: seen out of anyone in my entire life. Cards. Yes,

1747
01:52:39,360 --> 01:52:42,400
Speaker 1: and he's a neighborhood legend because he built the clubhouse

1748
01:52:42,439 --> 01:52:45,280
Speaker 1: that we spent. He built a fort in the woods.

1749
01:52:45,360 --> 01:52:47,400
Speaker 1: It was a three story four I mean it had

1750
01:52:47,439 --> 01:52:50,439
Speaker 1: a slide, it had a swing, and he built it

1751
01:52:50,479 --> 01:52:55,840
Speaker 1: all himself. Ill and he was batman for a Batani, right. Yeah,

1752
01:52:56,479 --> 01:53:00,439
Speaker 1: he was absolutely incredible. And one of the eight stories

1753
01:53:00,439 --> 01:53:02,599
Speaker 1: in Nick Battani is when he knocked out Scott Blair.

1754
01:53:05,040 --> 01:53:09,720
Speaker 1: My brother and his friends Nick included told Scott that

1755
01:53:09,800 --> 01:53:12,879
Speaker 1: they had a jose Can Saco rookie card, and Scott

1756
01:53:12,920 --> 01:53:15,880
Speaker 1: was a huge Saco fan, and they said, if you

1757
01:53:15,920 --> 01:53:19,880
Speaker 1: can beat us in boxing, you can have the card. Well,

1758
01:53:19,920 --> 01:53:22,439
Speaker 1: this is when they are fourteen years old, War twelve,

1759
01:53:22,840 --> 01:53:26,160
Speaker 1: they're already mature a little bit. And Scott would take

1760
01:53:26,200 --> 01:53:29,800
Speaker 1: boxing match after boxing match after boxing match and get

1761
01:53:29,840 --> 01:53:33,120
Speaker 1: beat and beat and beat, and Nick Battani put his

1762
01:53:33,240 --> 01:53:39,040
Speaker 1: lights out. And then now, well let's tell the Nick

1763
01:53:39,120 --> 01:53:42,880
Speaker 1: talk the best Nick Battani story ever. Do you remember? Yes?

1764
01:53:45,000 --> 01:53:49,400
Speaker 1: I do. I'm a little um, but Nick taught me

1765
01:53:49,560 --> 01:53:56,680
Speaker 1: something as a coach. Go ahead, well, bless his heart. Um.

1766
01:53:56,920 --> 01:54:03,639
Speaker 1: We were playing the Disastros and and they were heavily

1767
01:54:03,720 --> 01:54:08,080
Speaker 1: favored in our little league game. We had the bases

1768
01:54:08,200 --> 01:54:13,120
Speaker 1: loaded a three and old count and I called time

1769
01:54:13,120 --> 01:54:17,559
Speaker 1: out from my third base coaching box, and I walked

1770
01:54:17,600 --> 01:54:22,360
Speaker 1: over the neck. We were one run down. We're fiction

1771
01:54:22,479 --> 01:54:30,040
Speaker 1: to pull a stunning upset here. Yeah, yeah, yeah before

1772
01:54:30,120 --> 01:54:35,600
Speaker 1: the trash cans then and uh. I walked up to Neck,

1773
01:54:35,840 --> 01:54:38,800
Speaker 1: and I wanted to make sure he knew three and

1774
01:54:38,840 --> 01:54:42,520
Speaker 1: old count basis loaded, no out, and I said, I

1775
01:54:42,600 --> 01:54:48,640
Speaker 1: want you to take the next pitch. And every self

1776
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:54,560
Speaker 1: respecting third baseman's gonna on that kind of account have

1777
01:54:54,760 --> 01:54:59,200
Speaker 1: the glove in his pocket, his hands on his hips

1778
01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:05,640
Speaker 1: and and but Nick, bless his heart, he swung at

1779
01:55:05,680 --> 01:55:11,280
Speaker 1: the next pit, groundballed the third and the third vasion

1780
01:55:11,400 --> 01:55:15,840
Speaker 1: caught it through the home force out and I did

1781
01:55:15,920 --> 01:55:22,160
Speaker 1: a slow walk toward the fence. And then I turned

1782
01:55:22,160 --> 01:55:28,960
Speaker 1: back around and told him some disbelief. And now I've

1783
01:55:29,160 --> 01:55:34,840
Speaker 1: composed myself. And the next two kids popped up and

1784
01:55:34,960 --> 01:55:38,640
Speaker 1: they beat us by one run. And after the game,

1785
01:55:39,000 --> 01:55:47,560
Speaker 1: you know, we everything. Yeah, but no negative. But the

1786
01:55:47,680 --> 01:55:53,840
Speaker 1: next the next the next practice, I did go up

1787
01:55:53,920 --> 01:56:00,000
Speaker 1: to Nick and I just asked him. I said, the kid, though, um,

1788
01:56:00,080 --> 01:56:05,160
Speaker 1: when I said to take a pitch, tell me what

1789
01:56:05,440 --> 01:56:12,320
Speaker 1: you thought that man, And he had a magnificent explanation

1790
01:56:13,480 --> 01:56:23,480
Speaker 1: and I patted him on the shoulder. What he saying, Well,

1791
01:56:23,560 --> 01:56:25,760
Speaker 1: how they are? Am I going to do this? Okay?

1792
01:56:25,840 --> 01:56:31,120
Speaker 1: You had it's imaginary that like this, and you told

1793
01:56:31,120 --> 01:56:34,440
Speaker 1: me to take a pitch, and so when it came,

1794
01:56:35,240 --> 01:56:41,720
Speaker 1: I took it. And I loved that. I loved his explanation.

1795
01:56:43,000 --> 01:56:49,000
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what he thought. That was out of the park. Yeah,

1796
01:56:49,640 --> 01:56:52,840
Speaker 1: And I just patted him on the shoulder and I said,

1797
01:56:53,440 --> 01:56:59,360
Speaker 1: okay that and then I did explain you know what

1798
01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:05,560
Speaker 1: takes me what? Yeah? What I was Yeah, beautiful all right?

1799
01:57:05,960 --> 01:57:14,840
Speaker 1: But d but Nick was an incredible kid, one of

1800
01:57:14,880 --> 01:57:21,200
Speaker 1: the nicest kids I ever had the pleasure of knowing.

1801
01:57:22,520 --> 01:57:32,680
Speaker 1: And I just my heart. It's hurting so much when

1802
01:57:32,720 --> 01:57:42,920
Speaker 1: I found out. And we miss you kids, Yes, sir,

1803
01:57:43,520 --> 01:57:47,840
Speaker 1: all right, thanks for hopefully we don't. No one listened

1804
01:57:47,880 --> 01:57:53,880
Speaker 1: to this whole thing. I mean, I'm just glad that

1805
01:57:53,920 --> 01:57:55,800
Speaker 1: I got in the building because I got a card

1806
01:57:55,800 --> 01:57:57,400
Speaker 1: from Mike d saying, oh, yeah, this will get you

1807
01:57:57,440 --> 01:57:59,040
Speaker 1: in the building. And it did not. It did not

1808
01:57:59,080 --> 01:58:00,840
Speaker 1: get me in the building. I called the engineer and

1809
01:58:00,840 --> 01:58:02,240
Speaker 1: he was at a birthday dinner and so he couldn't

1810
01:58:02,240 --> 01:58:03,960
Speaker 1: buzz me in from his house and Luckily there was

1811
01:58:04,000 --> 01:58:06,400
Speaker 1: some one in this in the building that saw me

1812
01:58:06,440 --> 01:58:08,680
Speaker 1: and let me in, or else we would have driven

1813
01:58:08,760 --> 01:58:12,880
Speaker 1: up here for nothing. So yes and instead podcast. Yeah,

1814
01:58:13,320 --> 01:58:17,440
Speaker 1: all right for us. You want to buzze it. That's terrible, box,

1815
01:58:19,720 --> 01:58:24,120
Speaker 1: that's pretty good whatever. That was fun. It doesn't matter

1816
01:58:24,160 --> 01:58:30,920
Speaker 1: if they don't listen. Yeah, brought back a whole time.