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Speaker 1: Today we talk about.
Speaker 2: When you see penetration for the first time in your
Speaker 2: mind is just completely scrambled.
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Speaker 1: Eight year old me has robocock in my pocket walking around.
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Speaker 2: Yes, hey, Blake, you gotta hit him with your back.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I happen, like I said, your back,
Speaker 4: but your it's not that we're back.
Speaker 1: He's worried about your back, Is it okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well I don't even think I have that loaded
Speaker 2: son of a bit. We're back.
Speaker 3: We just took I mean we were just at a
Speaker 3: best of episode.
Speaker 2: People were furious. Yeah, yeah, oh, here we go. There
Speaker 2: it is, there it is.
Speaker 1: And Blake, Yes, Before we get to the glove that
Speaker 1: you're wearing. If you're watching YouTube, you smush that like
Speaker 1: button place.
Speaker 2: You gotta smash it. When you see Blake's glove, What.
Speaker 1: Do you mean you don't know if you have it? Loaded, like,
Speaker 1: are you offloading the bangers of your board?
Speaker 2: There's only so many slots, But luckily I have a
Speaker 2: whole folder full of stuff and I got to it
Speaker 2: real quick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how many hot slots do you have?
Speaker 2: Let's see, there's a B, C, D, E, F, G
Speaker 2: H and they all have Okay, so so eight. However
Speaker 2: many of that is eight? There's eight, but they each
Speaker 2: ab sixteen. They each a sixteen, So sixteen times eight
Speaker 2: that's a lot. There's no way to figure that out. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing a little quick math twelve. Yes, if
Speaker 2: you've smushed your viewing and if you're just on.
Speaker 4: Them, there's no way that any of our listeners would
Speaker 4: be able to quickly do that math and figure that out.
Speaker 3: I mean, what is the percent if there is anything?
Speaker 4: If there anything like us, that's a you're pulling the
Speaker 4: calculator out on your phone. You're driving into a ditch
Speaker 4: because you're trying to do math. You're just like zoned
Speaker 4: out and being like okay, And then I carried the
Speaker 4: where do you carry the one?
Speaker 2: Now do you carry ones? Dude? Math is hard? It
Speaker 2: is really difficult, and it's getting harder.
Speaker 3: Was that your hardest?
Speaker 2: Oh? Is that your hardest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mind to buy such a large margin.
Speaker 4: I feel like I was very competent, okay, in every
Speaker 4: other every other.
Speaker 2: Part, word of the day, competent word of.
Speaker 3: The day's competent.
Speaker 4: Uh, and then math would come and fully derail me,
Speaker 4: and then it and then you're so dumb at it
Speaker 4: that I felt like.
Speaker 2: I was retarded.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna come, you know what I mean, Like I
Speaker 4: had a disability, Like I surely felt that way when
Speaker 4: it came to math.
Speaker 1: But it was the specifically you thought it was a
Speaker 1: retardation math.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So you thought it was a really specific
Speaker 2: specific red of math. Okay, Yeah, that that adds up
Speaker 2: a points.
Speaker 1: Look, I know, I know we're not really encouraged to
Speaker 1: say the R word, but is retardating? It's back because retardation.
Speaker 2: Good to go, it's science.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's not I feel you're not calling it.
Speaker 4: I understand it's if it's a derogatory term, if you're
Speaker 4: calling someone that as a put down, sure, but if
Speaker 4: you're saying it about yourself and how bad you were
Speaker 4: at math in the seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, and eleventh
Speaker 4: grade and also the twelfth grade and also when you
Speaker 4: went to community college and had to take math ants,
Speaker 4: and still when you got certified in scuba diving, there's
Speaker 4: very basic math that you.
Speaker 2: Have to do. And I remember that was britty, so hard, dude,
Speaker 2: it was so hard. It was so hard. It's not easy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it never gets easier. Did you get certified, Blake? Oh?
Speaker 4: No, because you didn't because you had that fake injury
Speaker 4: when we did the Shark Week.
Speaker 2: It wasn't fake. But did you not? I broke my hand.
Speaker 1: You didn't even do it?
Speaker 3: No, he didn't do it.
Speaker 2: No, I my hand was broken during I broke it
Speaker 2: during COVID. Do you remember COVID? I was so mad
Speaker 2: at Fauci for making us jab. Do you guys know
Speaker 2: how he broke it? No?
Speaker 1: He was grabbing all those vaccines. He broke his hand,
Speaker 1: grabbing too many vaccines is what I heard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, snatching them off the shelves.
Speaker 4: I heard.
Speaker 2: I got to give them to the people.
Speaker 3: Blake, what's going on with your face?
Speaker 2: You look mad tired? Did you drink last night? What happened?
Speaker 2: What do you think I looked mad tired? Yeah? Yeah, Well,
Speaker 2: truth be told. This is the the earliest podcast we've
Speaker 2: ever done. It's nine am. That's what the fucking hell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's at am. You've gotta sip on some call.
Speaker 3: I'm on the West Coast.
Speaker 2: So it is noon for me. So this is it's
Speaker 2: so early. I went to Starbucks. I have moved to
Speaker 2: Starbucks in a month. I don't go to Starbucks anymore.
Speaker 2: What I was, I was, no, it's been a long time.
Speaker 2: I don't even understand how that makes sense. It's so early.
Speaker 2: You went somewhere, you.
Speaker 3: Went, just just make coffee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I couldn't make coffee. It was too early
Speaker 2: to the math. The math was crazy, like the scoops.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I was like, I can't do it. I
Speaker 2: can't even deal with the scoops.
Speaker 3: So you don't have a coffee machine at your house?
Speaker 2: Yes, I do. I make pots of coffee. That's why
Speaker 2: I haven't been to Starbucks in a long time. This
Speaker 2: is the first time i've been.
Speaker 4: Dude, you're still on potsie. You got to upgrade your
Speaker 4: whole lifestyle.
Speaker 2: Wait, why what do you do? You're a curic boy?
Speaker 3: No, I got a motherfucking Juris son.
Speaker 2: Oh what the hell? What the hell?
Speaker 4: Let me hey, let me coach you up a little
Speaker 4: bit boy, tell me what that means?
Speaker 2: What is that? What the hell?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Coach you up, A little bit boy. Sounds like what
Speaker 2: like like a iron Man computer? What is it? Juris Dura?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Adam, it sounds like an.
Speaker 2: Iron iron Man computer. Yeah, well said like that rolled
Speaker 2: off the top. I think it was Jarvis. Go ahead
Speaker 2: and go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're actually right. Uh and I and that's
Speaker 4: my first take back. That's my first nine am. It's
Speaker 4: nine am.
Speaker 3: Is this fucking awesome machine?
Speaker 2: I admitted.
Speaker 4: They are expensive. So you know, you got to really
Speaker 4: want to drink coffee, and I do, I do.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's that works. I think you have
Speaker 1: to really want to drink coffee and be able to afford.
Speaker 4: And well, I got, I got a little like during COVID,
Speaker 4: I got, I got a little bitchy about my coffee
Speaker 4: because I was drinking. Oh yeah, because you're home, so
Speaker 4: you want to like savor, so just to drink like
Speaker 4: a shitty coffee. Like if you're working, you can pound
Speaker 4: a shitty coffee because you just started drinking it for
Speaker 4: the energy, sure, but when you're home, you want to.
Speaker 3: Savor the aromas, the.
Speaker 2: Hazel, the notes.
Speaker 4: My boy is about the notes. Yeah, okay, this thing
Speaker 4: you can make anything. Do you push a little button?
Speaker 4: Mother lattes, spurts out, just writeup?
Speaker 1: Is that how you like it?
Speaker 2: The best part a waken up is lot in your cup,
Speaker 2: in your in your mouth, spurt me, spurt me.
Speaker 1: So and so, Blake and Blake? What is so?
Speaker 2: Adams is super nice? Jarvis?
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever you want, iron Man? What is your setup?
Speaker 2: It's just a It's just a good old fashioned pot
Speaker 2: pot of coffee. Like mister Coffee. Well I like that. Hey,
Speaker 2: and I call him mister bitch. It's mister Coffee. Absolutely
Speaker 2: is it? That's a name?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is it? I think right? I think it. I'm
Speaker 2: not quite sure.
Speaker 3: So you don't like do you enjoy coffee? Or it's
Speaker 3: mostly just a fuel source for you? Which I also understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could care less. Coffee always tastes like ass.
Speaker 2: It's the same as like beer. Everything tastes bad. I
Speaker 2: just come in insane.
Speaker 3: But you think beer tastes bad.
Speaker 4: I think beer tastes pretty fucking delicious until you get
Speaker 4: to where the IPAs. Yeah, I'm off, I'm so far.
Speaker 4: I pretended to like it for like an afternoon. Yeah
Speaker 4: remember when we, oh know, you guys weren't. I was
Speaker 4: on tour and we like late night. They're like, we
Speaker 4: own a brewery, come to back to our brewery. And
Speaker 4: we just were throwing.
Speaker 3: Axes with these guys and they were they were very nice.
Speaker 2: It's always the brewery and acts throwing as.
Speaker 4: It was just me Adam Ray Walsh and then three
Speaker 4: other guys. So like six guys in a brewery throwing access,
Speaker 4: drinking their I pas, and I had to like choke
Speaker 4: down twelve of these foul I p as.
Speaker 3: Very nice guys. Couldn't have been nicer.
Speaker 1: It couldn't have been fewer, had to be twelve.
Speaker 2: It couldn't have been four, dude, it could not have
Speaker 2: been four. Twelve. Number ten start and taste pretty good.
Speaker 2: Let me get those next two, and I think I'm
Speaker 2: on board. Yeah, after about four they start to taste
Speaker 2: a little bit. That's probably an exaggeration.
Speaker 3: I bet I choked on eight realistically.
Speaker 2: Eight. Yeah, you choked him down. You did well, though, choke.
Speaker 1: Him well, my man, if he's not drinking spurts of coffee,
Speaker 1: he's choking down beers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was just too much. You gotta choke
Speaker 2: him down.
Speaker 1: It's too much for you, Adam?
Speaker 3: Is that the Is that the end of the Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just I mean, they're they're gross.
Speaker 2: You're not a fan of craft beer?
Speaker 3: Gross, but a light beer. I do enjoy the taste of.
Speaker 2: I too, I do crave I do crave beer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we know, we know about how your face looks.
Speaker 4: What happened last night? Like, what happened last night?
Speaker 2: Anything? Get into anything? Last night? I went to a concert,
Speaker 2: for sure. Yeah, okay, yeah there, Adam knows this man's face. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: I know. I thought I looked good? What is it? No?
Speaker 2: You are?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 3: I probably look worse. You're a handsome man.
Speaker 2: When you do that with your face not helping.
Speaker 1: This come away, you just look like the dude who
Speaker 1: made every even drink kool aid and killed themselves.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, jonestown, right, isn't it Jones? Was he the
Speaker 2: Hillbob comment?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, that's a different that's a different call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the space dude isn't jonestown?
Speaker 2: How did we never get roped in in a cult?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 2: That would have been sick?
Speaker 1: We started our own mailoader comedy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, t I podcast is a cult. Yeah they are.
Speaker 1: What was the concert Blazer?
Speaker 2: I saw JD and DOMI. They're like a They're a
Speaker 2: jazz duo. It was fucking cool. It was really good. Nice.
Speaker 3: I like that And let me get you went with
Speaker 3: the TiVo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah I did. That's true. That's right, true, that
Speaker 2: is right.
Speaker 1: Because you're not going to say jazz on your own?
Speaker 2: Are they the ones that that the guy?
Speaker 4: They dress like mad funky and then it's like a
Speaker 4: guy and a girl and a girl has like pigtails
Speaker 4: and blonde.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at you, dude. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 3: I look at your instagram.
Speaker 4: I'm not afraid to look at instagrams. And also that's
Speaker 4: how I keep up with my friends. I look at
Speaker 4: their instagrams.
Speaker 2: Adam's fearless, and.
Speaker 3: I kind of figure out who they were hanging out with.
Speaker 2: You're such a dad, dude, And then I go, those
Speaker 2: are those are now my friends? Now?
Speaker 4: I kind of like them. Do I have I ever
Speaker 4: listened to one second of their music?
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I like them now because Blake likes them,
Speaker 4: you know, and he's my cool.
Speaker 3: Friend, and I like checking in.
Speaker 2: It was fun It was a good time.
Speaker 1: It is cool to have Blake as a reference and
Speaker 1: then you can just go, I know those people are yeah,
Speaker 1: because because he knows who they are.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. I feel like if I wouldn't know anyone.
Speaker 1: What did they call it again?
Speaker 2: What's the name of the band?
Speaker 3: J and JD in Vance.
Speaker 1: J Vance?
Speaker 2: I think they're JD Advance Right, I love you guys, dude,
Speaker 2: get ready? What was their name?
Speaker 4: J D?
Speaker 2: DOMI and j D. Yeah. Okay, so you.
Speaker 4: Don't lead with the j D because then everyone would
Speaker 4: think Domi's name is Vance.
Speaker 2: I love you guys, So you it's it's and JD. Correct?
Speaker 2: Is that away? Spit it out?
Speaker 1: Are you sure you weren't just watching the debate?
Speaker 2: I was was watching the debate again. It miss j
Speaker 2: D and and Tim mister Walls, Baby, I love the walls.
Speaker 2: Let the walls fell down.
Speaker 1: Tim Walls shocked his shocked face. He looks like somebody's
Speaker 1: like weird cat. Whenever we heard something from j D
Speaker 1: Advancy to just go, it was like a like a
Speaker 1: Gillian Bell comedy face.
Speaker 3: You didn't get to watch the vice president.
Speaker 2: It was hella boring.
Speaker 1: No, it was good. It was watching younger people debate
Speaker 1: as opposed to watching two decrepit old people debate was
Speaker 1: like crazy, how much like faster information is flowing? How
Speaker 1: more like succinct?
Speaker 3: People were well, sure, but Kamala is ante decrepit old person.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm comparing it to when Trump and Biden debated.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, that was that was an all timer.
Speaker 5: That was all timer. I feel yeah, that was a
Speaker 5: debate to toe to toe.
Speaker 2: That one was fun fucking disaster.
Speaker 4: Mike like, I can't because Trump is so funny. He's
Speaker 4: such a funny debate Like he's such a lunatic.
Speaker 2: Change the game. He made debates much watch television like
Speaker 2: this last one.
Speaker 3: Was back to It's it's fucking w w E. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like it's wild.
Speaker 2: Going back and watching this debate was so boring because
Speaker 2: nobody is acting like reckless. It's just like, why am
Speaker 2: I tuning into politics? This ship is whack. It's not
Speaker 2: fun at all. They're actually talking about stuff we're supposed
Speaker 2: to care about. What the hell? Yeah? It was like
Speaker 2: I'm learning, Yeah, I'm learning. Turn it off. I don't
Speaker 2: like that. Turn it This feels like, man, this feels
Speaker 2: like math. I'm back in math. One hundred. Fuck, dude,
Speaker 2: I got held back so much in math. It was bad.
Speaker 2: Did you you got held back? Did you?
Speaker 1: Really? Don't say it if you didn't, because I did.
Speaker 2: I did. I was in math one hundred in high school,
Speaker 2: so you guys, which one is called math one hundred?
Speaker 2: That shit was for like basic. You kept it one
Speaker 2: hundred a little too long. I kept but little to
Speaker 2: keep it away to one hundred. Dude, I was in
Speaker 2: there with fucking freshmen.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's crazy, because I thought I might be the
Speaker 4: dumbest in math, but I was never held back, or
Speaker 4: maybe my school was just like all right, what's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I've talked about this before, probably from seventh
Speaker 1: to eighth grade. Seventh grade, I like crushed math, and
Speaker 1: they were like, you can skip a grade or like
Speaker 1: a level and go up.
Speaker 2: It's never good. Wow, never skip a kid in a grade.
Speaker 2: It's not a good idea. Just like, let them do
Speaker 2: the grades.
Speaker 1: Thank you. No child skipped forward if they're very smart.
Speaker 2: Fuel. But you also have to know your kid, like
Speaker 2: you know, like, hey, I know your kid.
Speaker 3: What you have to know, like my.
Speaker 4: Kid is just really good at like I was really
Speaker 4: good at geometry for whatever reason.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what it was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go on geometry, I just crushed and it just
Speaker 4: made perfect sense and I got it straight.
Speaker 2: A's you just knew shapes. That's easy at angles? Okay,
Speaker 2: trapezoid trap you know that? RB.
Speaker 3: Well, I think it's because I played a lot of pool.
Speaker 2: As a cook, and so I just how old were
Speaker 2: you when you were playing pool? Oh?
Speaker 4: My dad would just chain smoke cigarettes in the basement
Speaker 4: and play pool with my uncle's and I was always
Speaker 4: down there making them drinks and playing pool with them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, so you were like beautiful. You were like
Speaker 2: beautiful minding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, child making.
Speaker 4: I swear to God, dude, because you would work the
Speaker 4: angles and it just made sense, like how pool makes
Speaker 4: sense where you you know, and so you would work working.
Speaker 4: It all just kind of clicked, right, Adam, what ball
Speaker 4: should I go for algebra or any of that?
Speaker 2: Ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was it was an absolute no go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I got hemmed up. I did algebra
Speaker 1: and got a D and a D eighth grade. They
Speaker 1: made me retake it.
Speaker 2: Huh, you got hemmed up.
Speaker 1: That's what it was.
Speaker 2: Algebra.
Speaker 1: So then I had to retake it freshman year, and
Speaker 1: you know, when you get to freshman year, you're like,
Speaker 1: wild'n out. You're not paying attention to shit that first
Speaker 1: semester because you're just like whoa like new people, parties, whatever,
Speaker 1: gotta f just gotta ad.
Speaker 2: Damn damn son. Where did you find that?
Speaker 1: And then I had to retake retake first semester, second semester,
Speaker 1: and this class was okay. We were lighting ship on
Speaker 1: fire and just throwing it out the window for fun.
Speaker 1: And then at one point my parents were like, how's math?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: You do know that if you don't get an A,
Speaker 1: you're grounded all summer And I was.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, oh all summer long.
Speaker 2: And then did you get an A?
Speaker 1: No? Yeah, I got an A And then I had
Speaker 1: you go and then I had summer school. I had
Speaker 1: to take semester two in summer school, and dude.
Speaker 4: Wild brutal math during the summer. That is absolutely brutal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's terrible. The class was awesome.
Speaker 3: So for you, I feel like it's applying.
Speaker 2: Yeah you were.
Speaker 4: I think that's that's Dursey's thing. It's just about applying yourself.
Speaker 4: And I think you could have been good at math
Speaker 4: and you chose not to.
Speaker 2: Absolutely you were hammed up, thought, hemmed up, much like
Speaker 2: reading a clock to be clear, algebra hemmed me up,
Speaker 2: he got up, hemmed you up.
Speaker 4: I feel blake and I are just there's nothing, there's no,
Speaker 4: there's no way because I really really applied myself.
Speaker 3: I'm a dumbass, like I.
Speaker 4: Did not like getting back grades. I would stay after number.
Speaker 4: I just told that what number was that three?
Speaker 2: Three? Dude.
Speaker 4: I would fight with the teachers because you're not giving
Speaker 4: me a nunch like enough attention. They would like, go
Speaker 4: off and help someone else, and I'm like, I'm so dumb.
Speaker 2: I need more help. Stay here, stay by my desk.
Speaker 2: I need you. Yeah, I need more help. You need
Speaker 2: to help me.
Speaker 1: It's also, we've been on the record saying that you
Speaker 1: were kind of trying to fuck teachers, and so yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so dumb.
Speaker 4: Just the one teacher, just the one teacher, and I
Speaker 4: wasn't trying to fuck her and.
Speaker 1: This was not her.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't trying.
Speaker 3: I wasn't trying to Well. Also, I had never fucked anyone.
Speaker 2: I do like Adamy, like, is the answer is sixty nine?
Speaker 2: She's like, no, the answer isn't it's sixty nine. No,
Speaker 2: it's no, seven, it's seven?
Speaker 1: Could it be?
Speaker 2: Could be?
Speaker 1: Is there a way to uh get this quadratic equation?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't mind foiling your equation? You know, I'm really good
Speaker 2: at its, right.
Speaker 3: Wait till I get to geometry. I'm really good at it.
Speaker 2: What's the sex pillow?
Speaker 1: Adam brings in one of those limit liberator, the one.
Speaker 2: That's like liberator. Yeah, dumb.
Speaker 1: Adam brings in a liberator and he's like, just thought
Speaker 1: I would donate this to the class.
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Speaker 2: Well, I'm a COUM doctor, so love doctor.
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Speaker 3: just a supplement?
Speaker 1: Is that a band? The coum doctor, come doctor, sure, load.
Speaker 4: We're a blend of pagium zinc. And then they kind
Speaker 4: of talk about actually what's happening, which isn't as fun.
Speaker 1: I wish it was more just Adam is skipping pronouncing
Speaker 1: words here.
Speaker 2: He said Pangaea, but he said Pangea like Earth was
Speaker 2: one continent.
Speaker 3: Again, how did you say this blake with a blend of.
Speaker 2: Tune in man? You can you can hear me say
Speaker 2: it every day of the week. If you're listening to
Speaker 2: this is important. Subscribe today. I said it once. I'm
Speaker 2: never saying it again. It's very hard word to say.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what it is. What is it?
Speaker 4: I think it's pie gumm yeah, and then.
Speaker 3: Well, oh yeah, that rolls off the dirish.
Speaker 2: Hey dude, this is an algebra. Hey this is English?
Speaker 2: Hey dude, Uh, what even is it? Is? That the
Speaker 2: thing that really makes the com I guess?
Speaker 4: So they found the So essentially they found the secret
Speaker 4: sauce that makes doctor You're you're just getting extra.
Speaker 1: Please please don't call it secret sauce.
Speaker 2: The secret sauce to all beach. It's definitely not gonna
Speaker 2: be a secret after you. If you bought some load boost, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: they bought one commercial. We did a whole episode. We're
Speaker 2: gonna do two episodes about it.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm excited for our fans to not only realize
Speaker 3: how bad they all are at.
Speaker 4: Math, but they're also gonna purchase load boost and and
Speaker 4: help them out.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to take this journey with you, guys. I
Speaker 1: think you got to take it for like a month
Speaker 1: or two before you see results.
Speaker 3: Donkey, is that right?
Speaker 1: Which which I kind of love that commitment to being
Speaker 1: like you can't just take it for like a day,
Speaker 1: you have to oh yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we're just checking in with each other and
Speaker 4: be like, all right, have you.
Speaker 2: Taken your load boost? Yeah? How's your load doing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That would be cool if you could pop it before
Speaker 2: you really knew you need to, like, you know, really
Speaker 2: host somebody down right when you when you know this
Speaker 2: person seems like they want to get hosed down, babe,
Speaker 2: Just so you know, I popped the boost, popped the
Speaker 2: pill last night. I'm hosed down to night, sweetheart.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: To bed getting hose. Yeah, you're gonna go to bed,
Speaker 2: You're gonna wake You're gonna wake up a little bit
Speaker 2: hose down. Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like our wives wouldn't really be that pumped
Speaker 4: on the load boost, but or maybe they would.
Speaker 2: I think they should do the ad ad read for sure.
Speaker 2: That would be really cool. That that's great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll go over with the amount of load that's
Speaker 4: been boosted. Will that helped Chloe get pregnant for a
Speaker 4: second time? Since there's more? Is there more swimmers?
Speaker 1: I guarantee it. That's why the medical doctors got involved.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is actually this is for pro creating sense,
Speaker 2: this is a this is a pill for procreation. That's
Speaker 2: pretty cool, dude, that's that.
Speaker 3: P can you that actually isn't gross and weird? If
Speaker 3: you if you kind of say it.
Speaker 2: Like that, my son is is packed with pangaea. I
Speaker 2: really blew my extra hard into my wife and we
Speaker 2: got pregnant. Nice and she's, yeah, it's great, that's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Well said, this is really beautiful. But in order for.
Speaker 4: Us to do it for like months and actually see
Speaker 4: the results, we would then have to do like a
Speaker 4: pre and you'd have to measure it. You'd have to
Speaker 4: like measure it like on a little scale or something.
Speaker 4: You'd have to on a scale or a big scale,
Speaker 4: medium sized scale. Mine could be a very little scale.
Speaker 4: My my dribblets. I would just dribble onto a scale
Speaker 4: and then you see the dime size extract there maybe
Speaker 4: about to dribble it. I would dribble onto the scale
Speaker 4: and then you weigh that. Is that how we're doing it?
Speaker 4: And then after maybe a month or two of the boosts,
Speaker 4: the load boost, then like I'm looking at a quarter
Speaker 4: and and that's a big upgrade or what?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I bet if we really want to take the
Speaker 2: load boost challenge, I think.
Speaker 1: I think, honey, where's the where's the kitchen scale?
Speaker 2: I had to I don't know, I don't know. It's
Speaker 2: not in the bathroom stairs. I had to mince up
Speaker 2: some garden that can measure it out. Where where's the
Speaker 2: where's the scale? Sweetheart? It's not it's not in the
Speaker 2: bathroo up stairs? Why why is the scale on the.
Speaker 1: Why the dishwasher?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why is the scale under the bed withes and lotions.
Speaker 2: That is weird, strange. Huh boy, boy, you blame your
Speaker 2: kids and had immediately blame kids. You blame you.
Speaker 4: You blame your kids and you have to have the
Speaker 4: talk with them when they're way too young because you
Speaker 4: are ashamed that you're laying your jiz.
Speaker 1: Is that what we're saying, boys, is this boy is
Speaker 1: not a toy?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, your or your wife is going like, uh, you
Speaker 4: have to talk with them, and you're like.
Speaker 2: Uh huh absolutely. Meanwhile they're seven. Uh, I found a
Speaker 2: bunch of gis on this HI. So sometimes when you're alone,
Speaker 2: she comes in, we're just playing video games.
Speaker 1: Did you talk?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Fuck it, Yeah we talked. Yeah we talk.
Speaker 4: Did your guys have I mean, I think we've covered this,
Speaker 4: but your dad did your dads have like a talk
Speaker 4: with you?
Speaker 2: Never? No? Absolutely not really.
Speaker 1: I think my mom was like my mom dad, She
Speaker 1: was like, just you do you do not get someone pregnant?
Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, don't worry about that. You don't
Speaker 1: have to worry about that.
Speaker 3: And that was that before you have had sex? Was
Speaker 3: that having sex?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I think it was like like I think you No,
Speaker 1: I think it was like a seventh grade you said, yeah,
Speaker 1: do not.
Speaker 2: Get a girl pregnantor said yeah, yeah, it was kind
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: It was like, you know, you just don't want to
Speaker 1: have that conversation with the moment. Yeah. No, I think
Speaker 1: it was like late high school.
Speaker 4: Well my mom did it way too way too young.
Speaker 4: I think my mom did it in like seventh grade
Speaker 4: or something. And I'm like, mom, I'm still crippled, Like
Speaker 4: I'm not like, I'm still like my legs are in castes.
Speaker 2: Was she telling what she instructing positions?
Speaker 3: She was like, don't do it like this and then
Speaker 3: showing me what the fuck.
Speaker 2: Hey, do not do not put her legs over her head.
Speaker 2: That is crazy. That's that's a quick way to get
Speaker 2: her a break.
Speaker 4: But then my dad, I remember after my mom found
Speaker 4: like some condoms.
Speaker 2: My dad.
Speaker 4: My dad was like I hear my mom say, hey,
Speaker 4: you have to talk to him. And we go in
Speaker 4: the basement and he's like.
Speaker 2: Okay, hey, come down here. You know what you know
Speaker 2: what sex is, right?
Speaker 4: And I go, uh yeah, and he goes, all right,
Speaker 4: let's just sit here for a minute. And we sat
Speaker 4: there in silence for like a minute, and then I.
Speaker 3: Go Okay, can I go upstairs And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it out of here.
Speaker 1: You've been educated that it's important.
Speaker 4: I go upstairs and my mom is like, didn't dad
Speaker 4: talk to you? Like yeah, yeah we talked and that
Speaker 4: was that cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah does you go pretty pretty cool? Huh? Pretty cool
Speaker 2: stuff you? Yeah, pretty neat right, Only if you're in love.
Speaker 2: Only if you're in love, that was the big thing.
Speaker 4: Only if you're in love, if you because you do
Speaker 4: it to get married to then have kids.
Speaker 2: Yes, I remember that was stressed, but you know we've
Speaker 2: done it.
Speaker 1: We did it with our kids like super young before
Speaker 1: it's even like a like when it's just like a
Speaker 1: mechanical this is how babies are made type thing. So
Speaker 1: they just they go into it. They go into it
Speaker 1: knowing it before they're super charged little horny teenager.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: So then they you kind of gave them all the
Speaker 4: info they need to succeed.
Speaker 2: They got mean, so these kids are gonna be.
Speaker 1: They just they just know what it is. It's we
Speaker 1: try to do it where the way where it wasn't
Speaker 1: like a mystery sex and it's like yeah right, it's
Speaker 1: just like yeah, this is how babies are made. This
Speaker 1: is what happened. I mean, I think I described it
Speaker 1: the right way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's probably a good way to do it, because
Speaker 4: I remember the first time I saw a porno.
Speaker 2: I remember very vivid. I was shocked. I was shocked,
Speaker 2: and that will still happen. That'll still happen. Yeah, when
Speaker 2: you see penetration for the first time, your mind is
Speaker 2: just completely scrambled. Oh yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: It was a lot, and it's gonna happen so much
Speaker 4: earlier for our kids, and it might.
Speaker 2: Have happened already.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, because it's so easy to see it now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the internet is uh is around us.
Speaker 3: We used to have to hide our like someone had
Speaker 3: a penthouse and we hid it under a tree, like
Speaker 3: a log in the woods.
Speaker 2: It's not an exaggeration, you know. If you go past
Speaker 2: the Walmart, Dude, we had that.
Speaker 6: We had it in a a zip loc bag and
Speaker 6: it's got to be weather pro someone for someone forgot
Speaker 6: to close it after looking at it.
Speaker 1: And that's that's so bush league.
Speaker 4: It was just fucking bullshit, dude, And then it was ruined,
Speaker 4: and it was for all the neighborhood kids, you know.
Speaker 1: But I can imagine still used it right, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: were smear not using using, but you know like looking look.
Speaker 4: That was pre jerking off. That was like you just
Speaker 4: knew that you like to look at it. You weren't masturbating.
Speaker 4: It was like, uh, let's go. It was like it
Speaker 4: was the same feeling as like I like to throw
Speaker 4: rocks at things.
Speaker 3: At signs, holes at.
Speaker 1: Trees, brought to you by load boots, animal's.
Speaker 2: It was just something that I knew that I liked
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: Destruction and nakedness, it's baked in. I do remember a
Speaker 1: kid l This kid would sell like scraps of a
Speaker 1: porno baked like a magazine scraps. And I remember he
Speaker 1: gave me like the ad for robocock.
Speaker 2: Okay, funny and it was just.
Speaker 1: Like a robot dude with a hard on getting your
Speaker 1: head from some chick. And I was like, this is unreal. Yes,
Speaker 1: by the way, this has to be like nineteen eighty nine,
Speaker 1: because if robot, if RoboCop came out, I think eighty
Speaker 1: eight or eighty seven, Like, so eighty nine, you were
Speaker 1: eight year old me has robocock in my pocket walking around?
Speaker 2: What the he?
Speaker 1: Okay? If I was better at math, I would assume
Speaker 1: that's an age joke. But because I've got math retardation,
Speaker 1: which is okay to.
Speaker 2: Say, fucking epic slam dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what's going on, fine, but just
Speaker 1: like a scrappy, like you know when you have a
Speaker 1: piece of paper in your boarding class and you just
Speaker 1: you keep crumpling it to see how soft I can
Speaker 1: get nobody.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, doing shit like that. You don't remember
Speaker 3: doing that exactly.
Speaker 2: Ms with pictures of your soft paper spots by load boost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would just tear out a piece of paper,
Speaker 1: crumple it, and then open it and keep re crumpling
Speaker 1: it until.
Speaker 2: Like a tissue paper.
Speaker 1: He might be a rich That's how I got that
Speaker 1: grip strength, bro. But that's what it looked like, just
Speaker 1: tattered like an old sea scroll.
Speaker 2: Like fucking yeah, I know exactly.
Speaker 4: I know exactly what you're saying because I had a
Speaker 4: friend that did the exact same thing, the exact same thing.
Speaker 4: He wouldn't sell the full magazine, which would have been great.
Speaker 4: He would sell pages of the magazine.
Speaker 2: Martin. It's really smart.
Speaker 4: So you would you would like, for I don't know
Speaker 4: a dollar or something, he'd give you like two or
Speaker 4: three pages, so you're like whole page, always going back. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're getting pages.
Speaker 2: How many pages did he? Wow, he had several magazines
Speaker 2: or was he pulling from this.
Speaker 4: I'm sure he had a few magazines and he was
Speaker 4: going to get I mean he's a smart businessman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know this is eighth grade, so unbelievable. Well,
Speaker 2: and he was fun. He was probably funneling it through
Speaker 2: his dad. His dad's like, take this to school. Oh
Speaker 2: you think it was like it went all the way
Speaker 2: up to chat. His dad was like, here's how you
Speaker 2: make some money. Yeah, he's like, I got you. This
Speaker 2: is what you do.
Speaker 1: This happened right after they had their talk. He's like,
Speaker 1: it's called sex. Here's a magazine.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what, Actually we could probably you could
Speaker 2: make some money doing this.
Speaker 1: Let me exact, Oh out some pages here, let's see
Speaker 1: what we got.
Speaker 2: You know what, I bet?
Speaker 3: I bet if you are let's say you're a family
Speaker 3: in your heart up for cash.
Speaker 2: Sure you know it's your let's say it.
Speaker 4: I mean it's paycheck to Paycheckly, it's not looking good
Speaker 4: that you're gonna your house is going to be foreclosed upon,
Speaker 4: your your single wide trailer they're going to tow it
Speaker 4: off and you you'll have no place to right then,
Speaker 4: I feel that's a good business plan because how much
Speaker 4: is a penthouse or a playboard?
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean back then it probably was like
Speaker 3: five six.
Speaker 2: Bucks nine Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: You know your grandma and then you go and then
Speaker 3: now you're selling.
Speaker 2: A page for dollar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you're you're really making some cat.
Speaker 2: How many pages is a penthouse? Forty eight? Good at math?
Speaker 4: I remember being the first playboy I found was in
Speaker 4: my attic and we're all going to take turns, so
Speaker 4: go ahead. Yeah, it was in my attic and it stopped.
Speaker 4: I was just like digging through stuff, and it was
Speaker 4: the people that lived there before had left some boxes
Speaker 4: and this is the story that I was told. But
Speaker 4: they were like playboys from like the sixties, so that
Speaker 4: may make sense.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 3: It stopped my fucking my heart stopped, dude.
Speaker 4: I was like, it's and I remember being mad at
Speaker 4: there not being enough pages of breast.
Speaker 2: There was a lot.
Speaker 4: I mean they say that people like the articles, there's
Speaker 4: a lot of them. Yeah, right, they really leaned into
Speaker 4: the article.
Speaker 2: They might actually like the articles, They might actually them
Speaker 2: a break.
Speaker 1: Man it's goddamn article.
Speaker 2: Maybe we do like the article.
Speaker 1: I just remember liking the cartoons. The cartoons were like
Speaker 1: horny naked chicks and you're like, whoa.
Speaker 4: Yeah that shit got there could always be some dude
Speaker 4: with That's when you got into cartooning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, basically, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I haven't stopped ever since.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've been drawing ever since. Bro, still dudling, still dudeling,
Speaker 2: Thank you, load boost.
Speaker 4: Did you ever go through like a weird like horny
Speaker 4: little boy face where you would draw like naked people?
Speaker 2: No? Can we could that sound bite? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a good it's a good, long one, Blake.
Speaker 1: Do you remember your first Playboy because I remember mine?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No, I remember it was it was behind
Speaker 2: the dumpster in elementary school.
Speaker 1: But I mean, like specifically who was in it?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, you're saying like who was on the cover.
Speaker 1: No, I think i'd seen ones before this, but the
Speaker 1: first one I remember was somebody had Robin Gibbons. What
Speaker 1: the hell is Howard Stern? No, actress Robin Gibbons who
Speaker 1: is married.
Speaker 3: To Mike Mike Tyson's.
Speaker 2: Uh yes, yes, Robin GiB dude, you even you even
Speaker 2: have it? In a wrap. Dude, Hey man, well life
Speaker 2: comes full circle?
Speaker 4: Lamal spells, well, has it has?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes yes.
Speaker 3: Our wizard friends have wrapped about that, Robin.
Speaker 1: Life comes full circle and that you meet people have
Speaker 1: the same way.
Speaker 2: So what is the very the lyric there hitting the
Speaker 2: skins like Robin Givin.
Speaker 4: Robby Givens about to begin to flex on this, Mike here,
Speaker 4: I'm rocking.
Speaker 2: The lyric is a little.
Speaker 1: It's a little, it's a I don't even know if
Speaker 1: Lamal should have ever wrapped this because he says, I'm
Speaker 1: holding this track down like Mike Tyson hitting the skins
Speaker 1: Robin Gibbons.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh it's problematic because he was she she said
Speaker 2: that he ripped her. Oh yeah, so I don't even
Speaker 2: know why.
Speaker 4: So Lamol is kind of our edgy wrapper and I
Speaker 4: never really pegged him as the edgiest one.
Speaker 2: Of the crew. You're pegging.
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm always looking to peg my wizard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not not like a not a good, not a
Speaker 1: great lyric.
Speaker 2: So this is nineteen ninety four Robin Givens.
Speaker 1: There, that's the first one I remember knowing.
Speaker 2: I actually remember this photo. Can I drop this in
Speaker 2: the chat? This one where she's kind of like she's
Speaker 2: kind of jacked. She is, she's really buff.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, drop it in the chat.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I do remember very strong and you like that?
Speaker 2: Oh god, how the hell do I? Is it coming through?
Speaker 1: It needs a load boost?
Speaker 2: Oh god, I did it like four times. It's not
Speaker 2: And there we go. That's a lot, that's a long.
Speaker 2: That's that's a pretty full photo. Oh no, wonder I
Speaker 2: remember that. I remember that she's like in the ocean,
Speaker 2: she's kind of like.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's kind of like damn son.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that's a real Oh.
Speaker 3: I mean she's not that.
Speaker 4: I thought you were saying that she's like looking like
Speaker 4: one of those banging ass CrossFit chicks.
Speaker 3: She's just an N shaped woman.
Speaker 1: Well, no, that didn't exist.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 2: She's flawless. She's flawless.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those muscles were incapable. We didn't have the proper creatine. Yeah,
Speaker 4: those muscles to be filled.
Speaker 2: We didn't have load boost dot com. Yeah, holy ship.
Speaker 4: No one was being boosted hose. Yeah, Robbin Givins, she's dope. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's she's great.
Speaker 1: As I just look at the clock to kind of
Speaker 1: see where we are in this episode. I'm like almost done.
Speaker 2: A lot of.
Speaker 1: Oh boys, nothing else, little math.
Speaker 2: Little mad, a little mad, little man man.
Speaker 1: Huh hey, great to see you guys.
Speaker 4: Dude, I told you, guys the story about how I
Speaker 4: got my math teacher demoted, right, yeahah, And.
Speaker 1: She said fuck you, Adam Devine in the hallway.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's right. Because I was so bad at math
Speaker 4: and she was. She was a horrible teacher. She didn't
Speaker 4: deserve to be teaching.
Speaker 2: You got her.
Speaker 1: I wish she gave you like an equation. She was like,
Speaker 1: do you know what this plus this equals?
Speaker 2: I don't say no, I don't.
Speaker 1: Actually I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't, And I wish you could help me, because
Speaker 3: it's your job to teach.
Speaker 2: Okay, job to teach.
Speaker 3: Uh Blake, do you remember the first it was behind
Speaker 3: a dumpster?
Speaker 2: Well, the first I like playboy and then like hardcore
Speaker 2: like Penthouse is way different. I'm trying to think of
Speaker 2: the Playboy. I think what I saw my dad's like
Speaker 2: on the coffee table. We might have talked about that.
Speaker 2: He like had a little bachelor pad and they just
Speaker 2: kept playboys on the coffee table. Run they caught they
Speaker 2: caught me looking, and I kind of like, by.
Speaker 1: The way, that was your dad's version of the talk.
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, Blake's coming over. I could hide these,
Speaker 1: or I could I could escape.
Speaker 2: It's an ice cream, it's an ice free Yeah. I'm
Speaker 2: just like going to get cereal and there's just like
Speaker 2: playboys everywhere. He's like trying to get me to look
Speaker 2: at him. It's like, what the hell?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he just lays them on the ground like a recus.
Speaker 4: You get out of bed, there next to your little slipper.
Speaker 2: Slipper the hell in the bathroom, on the coffee table,
Speaker 2: in the kitchen. Yeah, there's just playboys strewn about. Is
Speaker 2: it strewn?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it has to be, we weren't there.
Speaker 3: My first time was at a uh a shitty gas station.
Speaker 3: Do you remember remember? I feel like gas.
Speaker 4: Stations now don't have the amount of magazines that they
Speaker 4: used to have.
Speaker 3: They used to just have the TV magazines right there.
Speaker 2: Corporate.
Speaker 1: Now they went corporate. They ditched their personality.
Speaker 2: Airports too, Do you remember like going to the airport
Speaker 2: and they'd just be like, who is behind? Who bought
Speaker 2: the porno magazines and went on the plane and fucking
Speaker 2: flipped through the horners looking back. Should you're right. I
Speaker 2: actually never thought of that. Why they still have them?
Speaker 2: They're still up there, are they? And they have the
Speaker 2: black Shield? Yeah, the black Shield.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no, they don't not now, not now.
Speaker 1: Hudson News ain't got that.
Speaker 2: They don't have them.
Speaker 3: No no really, munch of News doesn't have them anymore.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 3: I feel like they had him maybe two years ago.
Speaker 2: I mean check, I'm going to Burbank Airport today. Okay,
Speaker 2: well please go, okay, yeah, please let us see if
Speaker 2: the black Shield is still standing strong? Is black Shield
Speaker 2: your favorite porno guy?
Speaker 3: Black Shield?
Speaker 2: Black Shield? Dude, it's a fucking yeah. Black Shield is
Speaker 2: the man, my favorite porn stars. Black Shield.
Speaker 1: He's just a good guy. He hoses him down.
Speaker 2: I do remember that though. It was kind of like
Speaker 2: a little stripe across all the middle of the magazine,
Speaker 2: so you couldn't see the good but something would kind
Speaker 2: of like leak out the bottom a little bit. You
Speaker 2: could get a little all you needed is but it.
Speaker 4: Was too it was too tall, blake when you were
Speaker 4: a kid to get up there. Did they put them
Speaker 4: on the bottom? Because when I remember being very young
Speaker 4: and I'd go to a shitty gas station.
Speaker 1: Because dad would strew them out.
Speaker 4: They would just have them right right there, right where
Speaker 4: you like it's like eye level for a kid. And
Speaker 4: I remember just grabbing one not even knowing it was
Speaker 4: a porno and like open up the page and just
Speaker 4: saw like and it was like a hardcore I just
Speaker 4: saw like like full pen And I think.
Speaker 1: That's how people got them back in the day. You
Speaker 1: would go to a gas station or like a corner
Speaker 1: store and just steal it and you just have to
Speaker 1: take off.
Speaker 2: I'm all about getting the That's what we did. That's
Speaker 2: what we did. You know it would be really strong
Speaker 2: is having a Penthouse drop who has the Penthouse subscription?
Speaker 2: Because that would be five or still? Wow? Do they
Speaker 2: still if they're still going? I bet if you could
Speaker 2: pull up like old ass Penthouse and like you have
Speaker 2: a whole collection of it. That's kind of a strong look,
Speaker 2: is it? Yeah? It is?
Speaker 4: And would that be a strong look to your two
Speaker 4: daughters or would they would?
Speaker 2: I think that's cool? How strong? How strong of a
Speaker 2: look do you think it? Actually? That's that's a strong look. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're looking at the built with it. I feel like
Speaker 2: we can cut a few costs here and there? What's
Speaker 2: up with this Penthouse subscription? It's it's forty dollars a month.
Speaker 2: It's kind of a strong look for the family. My
Speaker 2: dad has the strongest. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Teachers are like, what's that?
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, Todd, find out how much a Penthouse subscription
Speaker 4: is a month, because I do believe it has to
Speaker 4: be way more than forty dollars.
Speaker 2: It has to be like some dumb number.
Speaker 1: Because they're like, now they're like making them to order.
Speaker 1: It's just they're not printing them anymore.
Speaker 2: For real. They're not a ton of them laying around.
Speaker 2: It's like Jeff.
Speaker 4: One, and so they're like okay, and then they're they're like, hey,
Speaker 4: Jeff wants another Penhouse. Hey go do some poses real quick.
Speaker 4: They quickly snap some photos and send it to a ship.
Speaker 4: We just got another subscription. It's the same.
Speaker 2: God fuck, it's the same. It's Jeff. It's Blake. It's Blake.
Speaker 2: He's the only guy keeping us alive. Strong look digital only.
Speaker 1: I want to say, somebody I knew like subscribed to
Speaker 1: Playboy like as a child, and they were just doing
Speaker 1: it like until their mom found out. Because it would
Speaker 1: come like wrapped in something.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be a black shield and they would just
Speaker 3: check the mail every day. That's that's crazy.
Speaker 4: I feel like my mom would be real suspect if
Speaker 4: I was always at.
Speaker 2: The mail box just waiting for the mailman. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: like always like looking, yeah I got the mail, I
Speaker 2: got it it. I don't know, I want to say
Speaker 2: that though. Yeah.
Speaker 4: We used to uh go to the dumpster behind the
Speaker 4: gas station family, our family. Yeah, we'd go to the
Speaker 4: dumpster behind the gas station, and once a month when
Speaker 4: the new magazines would come in, they'd throw the old
Speaker 4: ship out.
Speaker 2: Do look at you, okay, dumpster diving, So we would.
Speaker 3: We would then get the magazines and then you.
Speaker 2: Know, the first of the month, hold up, waiter.
Speaker 3: And then I'm the motherfucker pied piper.
Speaker 2: In my neighborhood.
Speaker 3: I'd sell them.
Speaker 4: I would get all the u the those ring the
Speaker 4: ring pops, a little pimp baby.
Speaker 1: So so you were a pimp because you went in
Speaker 1: the dumpster get.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pimps have to do a lot of dirty work
Speaker 4: that the outside world doesn't know about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not all glory. It's not all looking like
Speaker 2: a pool haul pimp looking like a pool?
Speaker 3: What is that from looking like a pool Hall pimp.
Speaker 2: Your boy, Yeah, your roommate. I thought it was like
Speaker 2: a Cat Williams bit.
Speaker 1: It was your roommate. Dude, SEANOK, like, because that's authentic.
Speaker 2: That's not from a movie. That's a real dude saying.
Speaker 3: Yes when you said that that, it's just like I was.
Speaker 2: Like, how how do I know it?
Speaker 3: Looking like a pool hall pimp?
Speaker 4: Was the Uh so it's digital only penthouses six issues
Speaker 4: a year, which I.
Speaker 3: Mean, you're only doing digital and you're only releasing.
Speaker 4: Six and also take your time digital you have there's
Speaker 4: out there, there's so much.
Speaker 2: There's too much. We want local copies, we want physical.
Speaker 1: You want the hard copy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's the that's the strong look for the family.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, hard copies is a strong look. Hard copies
Speaker 2: of hardcore porn. How are you that's the strong look?
Speaker 1: How do you strewn any digital copies about You can't
Speaker 1: know how.
Speaker 2: You're gonna teach your kids about the birds in the
Speaker 2: Beans If you can't leave a physical copy of Penthouse
Speaker 2: on the kitchen counter, nothing can be strewed. You just can't.
Speaker 1: Oh, any takes packs about parenting or anything else today.
Speaker 4: Look, I said something earlier that I wanted to take
Speaker 4: back with Blake and the coffee?
Speaker 2: Was it coffee? Was it the band? Was it? It
Speaker 2: was around that era? Yeah? Maybe maybe?
Speaker 3: Was it winning told you a bitch or something at
Speaker 3: the gate?
Speaker 2: Oh, you've been really nice to me. Actually, you guys
Speaker 2: have been super forgiving.
Speaker 1: And Blake, are you drinking punk?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you drinking punk bunny coffee? I wish you have
Speaker 1: any I got it at the grocery store the other day.
Speaker 2: Thank you, dude.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that. I really saw.
Speaker 2: I saw that.
Speaker 3: I really appreciate that.
Speaker 4: And uh, we're gonna get you guys some punk bunny
Speaker 4: coffee if I can't wait for Oh, I'm going to
Speaker 4: get honders for supporting.
Speaker 2: What the hell for support the hell? I want some?
Speaker 2: I do not want to drink Starbucks anymore. This ship
Speaker 2: is disgusting.
Speaker 4: Hey, go to your local grocery store, pick up some
Speaker 4: punk bunny coffee.
Speaker 2: M hm, just rolls off the tongue.
Speaker 4: Send me a photo of the purchase, and then I'll
Speaker 4: give you some punk bunny coffee.
Speaker 1: Okay, I sent him a picture of the product. I
Speaker 1: had the receiving in my hands, so we knew that
Speaker 1: I got a newspaper with a date.
Speaker 4: It's doing really really well. We're actually in all of
Speaker 4: the seven elevens now And I was just at the
Speaker 4: seven eleven here gassing up, and uh, I don't know
Speaker 4: if seven penthouses are in seven elevens anymore.
Speaker 2: I did not see it, and I was looking.
Speaker 1: I was looking, Adam was and there.
Speaker 2: Going, well, they're digital only now.
Speaker 4: That if they just had a computer there they like
Speaker 4: if you like maybe didn't have your own computer and
Speaker 4: you could go and just like, yeah, you buy a
Speaker 4: penthouse there at the gas station and then you can
Speaker 4: go look at it at the gas station once a month,
Speaker 4: like you just.
Speaker 1: A porno store or like this is like internet cat
Speaker 1: pas in places. When Emma was traveling in Africa in college,
Speaker 1: she would just be like going to check her stead
Speaker 1: at the internet cafe because like, I don't think she
Speaker 1: had a laptop at that time, and it was just
Speaker 1: dudes looking at porno and she was like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to go that's as possible.
Speaker 3: Remember that Internet cafe on Sunset and Librea back in
Speaker 3: the day, yep, you remember that. That was one of
Speaker 3: the very first places I did stand.
Speaker 1: Up comedy in the cafe.
Speaker 2: In the cafe they did it open mic night.
Speaker 1: They're like, can you keep it down?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to watch porno, trying to watch porn, and
Speaker 4: now it's now it's like that Mexican chicken place. Do
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about? No, it's like a
Speaker 4: local La chain. I think there's a few of them,
Speaker 4: but I haven't playing it on the name. Hey tripped
Speaker 4: out memory Lane? Any take backs? Apologies? Epic slams?
Speaker 2: Huh sorry, No, I don't you got nothing. I was
Speaker 2: gonna take it. No.
Speaker 1: I want to just give a shout out to everyone
Speaker 1: who is in my repeat algebra class. Okay, wild wild times.
Speaker 1: I don't know where most of you are now.
Speaker 2: M yeah, but but I hope you. I hope.
Speaker 1: I hope everything adds up for you.
Speaker 2: Hope it all? U.
Speaker 1: I hope, uh.
Speaker 2: Hope, I hope. Uh. Okay, Well, shout out to min
Speaker 2: my math one hundred class. Shout out to DeMarcus Stevens,
Speaker 2: my guy. You fucking you rock dude.
Speaker 1: Oh and we didn't get to the glove Blake. What's happening?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I just put it back on. This was
Speaker 2: this were the gloves?
Speaker 1: Is it Halloween?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It's get ready because my Halloween cousume is about
Speaker 2: to be sick load bust.
Speaker 3: Uh, what are you guys doing for Halloween?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: I think I'm going to be in l A for Halloween.
Speaker 4: Hold on, I'm I'm going to be Jemstones is wrapping up.
Speaker 4: Save it, save it, save We'll save it for the
Speaker 4: next podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, if we can remember.
Speaker 4: All right, guys, this was another episode of this.
Speaker 2: This is important. No no, no, no, no, no, a very
Speaker 2: honey episode.
Speaker 1: We're bad.
Speaker 2: That's it's important.