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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we.

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Speaker 2: Only talk about what's obviously.

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Speaker 1: Most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature.

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Speaker 1: Today we talk about.

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Speaker 2: When you see penetration for the first time in your

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Speaker 2: mind is just completely scrambled.

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Speaker 3: I'm always looking to peg my wizards.

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Speaker 1: Eight year old me has robocock in my pocket walking around.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, start your engines.

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Speaker 4: M m m m ming ming ming ming ming ming

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Speaker 4: ming ming ming ming ming ming ming.

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Speaker 2: Yes, hey, Blake, you gotta hit him with your back.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if I happen, like I said, your back,

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Speaker 4: but your it's not that we're back.

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Speaker 1: He's worried about your back, Is it okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well I don't even think I have that loaded

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Speaker 2: son of a bit. We're back.

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Speaker 3: We just took I mean we were just at a

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Speaker 3: best of episode.

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Speaker 2: People were furious. Yeah, yeah, oh, here we go. There

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Speaker 2: it is, there it is.

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Speaker 1: And Blake, Yes, Before we get to the glove that

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Speaker 1: you're wearing. If you're watching YouTube, you smush that like

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Speaker 1: button place.

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Speaker 2: You gotta smash it. When you see Blake's glove, What.

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Speaker 1: Do you mean you don't know if you have it? Loaded, like,

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Speaker 1: are you offloading the bangers of your board?

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Speaker 2: There's only so many slots, But luckily I have a

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Speaker 2: whole folder full of stuff and I got to it

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Speaker 2: real quick.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how many hot slots do you have?

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Speaker 2: Let's see, there's a B, C, D, E, F, G

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Speaker 2: H and they all have Okay, so so eight. However

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Speaker 2: many of that is eight? There's eight, but they each

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Speaker 2: ab sixteen. They each a sixteen, So sixteen times eight

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Speaker 2: that's a lot. There's no way to figure that out. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing a little quick math twelve. Yes, if

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Speaker 2: you've smushed your viewing and if you're just on.

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Speaker 4: Them, there's no way that any of our listeners would

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Speaker 4: be able to quickly do that math and figure that out.

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Speaker 3: I mean, what is the percent if there is anything?

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Speaker 4: If there anything like us, that's a you're pulling the

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Speaker 4: calculator out on your phone. You're driving into a ditch

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Speaker 4: because you're trying to do math. You're just like zoned

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Speaker 4: out and being like okay, And then I carried the

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Speaker 4: where do you carry the one?

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Speaker 2: Now do you carry ones? Dude? Math is hard? It

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Speaker 2: is really difficult, and it's getting harder.

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Speaker 3: Was that your hardest?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Is that your hardest.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, mind to buy such a large margin.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I was very competent, okay, in every

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Speaker 4: other every other.

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Speaker 2: Part, word of the day, competent word of.

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Speaker 3: The day's competent.

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Speaker 4: Uh, and then math would come and fully derail me,

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Speaker 4: and then it and then you're so dumb at it

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Speaker 4: that I felt like.

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Speaker 2: I was retarded.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna come, you know what I mean, Like I

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Speaker 4: had a disability, Like I surely felt that way when

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Speaker 4: it came to math.

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Speaker 1: But it was the specifically you thought it was a

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Speaker 1: retardation math.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, So you thought it was a really specific

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Speaker 2: specific red of math. Okay, Yeah, that that adds up

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Speaker 2: a points.

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Speaker 1: Look, I know, I know we're not really encouraged to

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Speaker 1: say the R word, but is retardating? It's back because retardation.

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Speaker 2: Good to go, it's science.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's not I feel you're not calling it.

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Speaker 4: I understand it's if it's a derogatory term, if you're

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Speaker 4: calling someone that as a put down, sure, but if

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Speaker 4: you're saying it about yourself and how bad you were

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Speaker 4: at math in the seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, and eleventh

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Speaker 4: grade and also the twelfth grade and also when you

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Speaker 4: went to community college and had to take math ants,

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Speaker 4: and still when you got certified in scuba diving, there's

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Speaker 4: very basic math that you.

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Speaker 2: Have to do. And I remember that was britty, so hard, dude,

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Speaker 2: it was so hard. It was so hard. It's not easy. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it never gets easier. Did you get certified, Blake? Oh?

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Speaker 4: No, because you didn't because you had that fake injury

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Speaker 4: when we did the Shark Week.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't fake. But did you not? I broke my hand.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even do it?

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Speaker 3: No, he didn't do it.

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Speaker 2: No, I my hand was broken during I broke it

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Speaker 2: during COVID. Do you remember COVID? I was so mad

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Speaker 2: at Fauci for making us jab. Do you guys know

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Speaker 2: how he broke it? No?

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Speaker 1: He was grabbing all those vaccines. He broke his hand,

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Speaker 1: grabbing too many vaccines is what I heard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, snatching them off the shelves.

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Speaker 4: I heard.

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Speaker 2: I got to give them to the people.

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Speaker 3: Blake, what's going on with your face?

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Speaker 2: You look mad tired? Did you drink last night? What happened?

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Speaker 2: What do you think I looked mad tired? Yeah? Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 2: truth be told. This is the the earliest podcast we've

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Speaker 2: ever done. It's nine am. That's what the fucking hell.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's at am. You've gotta sip on some call.

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Speaker 3: I'm on the West Coast.

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Speaker 2: So it is noon for me. So this is it's

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Speaker 2: so early. I went to Starbucks. I have moved to

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Speaker 2: Starbucks in a month. I don't go to Starbucks anymore.

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Speaker 2: What I was, I was, no, it's been a long time.

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Speaker 2: I don't even understand how that makes sense. It's so early.

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Speaker 2: You went somewhere, you.

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Speaker 3: Went, just just make coffee.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I couldn't make coffee. It was too early

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Speaker 2: to the math. The math was crazy, like the scoops.

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Speaker 2: I didn't. I was like, I can't do it. I

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Speaker 2: can't even deal with the scoops.

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Speaker 3: So you don't have a coffee machine at your house?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I do. I make pots of coffee. That's why

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Speaker 2: I haven't been to Starbucks in a long time. This

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Speaker 2: is the first time i've been.

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Speaker 4: Dude, you're still on potsie. You got to upgrade your

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Speaker 4: whole lifestyle.

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Speaker 2: Wait, why what do you do? You're a curic boy?

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Speaker 3: No, I got a motherfucking Juris son.

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Speaker 2: Oh what the hell? What the hell?

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Speaker 4: Let me hey, let me coach you up a little

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Speaker 4: bit boy, tell me what that means?

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Speaker 2: What is that? What the hell?

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 2: Coach you up, A little bit boy. Sounds like what

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Speaker 2: like like a iron Man computer? What is it? Juris Dura?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Adam, it sounds like an.

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Speaker 2: Iron iron Man computer. Yeah, well said like that rolled

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Speaker 2: off the top. I think it was Jarvis. Go ahead

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Speaker 2: and go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're actually right. Uh and I and that's

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Speaker 3: Is this fucking awesome machine?

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Speaker 2: I admitted.

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Speaker 4: They are expensive. So you know, you got to really

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Speaker 4: want to drink coffee, and I do, I do.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's that works. I think you have

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Speaker 1: to really want to drink coffee and be able to afford.

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Speaker 4: And well, I got, I got a little like during COVID,

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Speaker 4: I got, I got a little bitchy about my coffee

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Speaker 4: because I was drinking. Oh yeah, because you're home, so

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Speaker 4: you want to like savor, so just to drink like

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Speaker 4: a shitty coffee. Like if you're working, you can pound

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Speaker 4: a shitty coffee because you just started drinking it for

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Speaker 4: the energy, sure, but when you're home, you want to.

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Speaker 3: Savor the aromas, the.

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Speaker 2: Hazel, the notes.

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Speaker 4: My boy is about the notes. Yeah, okay, this thing

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Speaker 4: you can make anything. Do you push a little button?

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Speaker 4: Mother lattes, spurts out, just writeup?

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Speaker 1: Is that how you like it?

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Speaker 2: The best part a waken up is lot in your cup,

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Speaker 2: in your in your mouth, spurt me, spurt me.

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Speaker 1: So and so, Blake and Blake? What is so?

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Speaker 2: Adams is super nice? Jarvis?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever you want, iron Man? What is your setup?

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Speaker 2: It's just a It's just a good old fashioned pot

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Speaker 2: pot of coffee. Like mister Coffee. Well I like that. Hey,

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Speaker 2: and I call him mister bitch. It's mister Coffee. Absolutely

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Speaker 2: is it? That's a name?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Is it? I think right? I think it. I'm

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Speaker 3: So you don't like do you enjoy coffee? Or it's

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Speaker 3: mostly just a fuel source for you? Which I also understand.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I could care less. Coffee always tastes like ass.

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Speaker 2: It's the same as like beer. Everything tastes bad. I

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Speaker 2: just come in insane.

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Speaker 3: But you think beer tastes bad.

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Speaker 4: I think beer tastes pretty fucking delicious until you get

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Speaker 4: to where the IPAs. Yeah, I'm off, I'm so far.

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Speaker 4: I pretended to like it for like an afternoon. Yeah

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Speaker 4: remember when we, oh know, you guys weren't. I was

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Speaker 4: on tour and we like late night. They're like, we

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Speaker 4: own a brewery, come to back to our brewery. And

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Speaker 4: we just were throwing.

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Speaker 3: Axes with these guys and they were they were very nice.

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Speaker 2: It's always the brewery and acts throwing as.

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Speaker 4: It was just me Adam Ray Walsh and then three

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Speaker 4: other guys. So like six guys in a brewery throwing access,

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Speaker 4: drinking their I pas, and I had to like choke

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Speaker 4: down twelve of these foul I p as.

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Speaker 3: Very nice guys. Couldn't have been nicer.

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Speaker 1: It couldn't have been fewer, had to be twelve.

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Speaker 2: It couldn't have been four, dude, it could not have

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Speaker 2: been four. Twelve. Number ten start and taste pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Let me get those next two, and I think I'm

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Speaker 2: on board. Yeah, after about four they start to taste

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Speaker 2: a little bit. That's probably an exaggeration.

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Speaker 3: I bet I choked on eight realistically.

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Speaker 2: Eight. Yeah, you choked him down. You did well, though, choke.

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Speaker 1: Him well, my man, if he's not drinking spurts of coffee,

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Speaker 1: he's choking down beers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was just too much. You gotta choke

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Speaker 2: him down.

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Speaker 1: It's too much for you, Adam?

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Speaker 3: Is that the Is that the end of the Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's just I mean, they're they're gross.

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Speaker 2: You're not a fan of craft beer?

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Speaker 3: Gross, but a light beer. I do enjoy the taste of.

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Speaker 2: I too, I do crave I do crave beer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we know, we know about how your face looks.

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Speaker 4: What happened last night? Like, what happened last night?

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Speaker 2: Anything? Get into anything? Last night? I went to a concert,

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Speaker 2: for sure. Yeah, okay, yeah there, Adam knows this man's face. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 2: I know. I thought I looked good? What is it? No?

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Speaker 2: You are?

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Speaker 4: You?

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 3: I probably look worse. You're a handsome man.

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Speaker 2: When you do that with your face not helping.

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Speaker 1: This come away, you just look like the dude who

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Speaker 1: made every even drink kool aid and killed themselves.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, jonestown, right, isn't it Jones? Was he the

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Speaker 2: Hillbob comment?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it was.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, that's a different that's a different call.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the space dude isn't jonestown?

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Speaker 2: How did we never get roped in in a cult?

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Speaker 2: That would have been sick?

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Speaker 1: We started our own mailoader comedy.

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Speaker 2: I saw JD and DOMI. They're like a They're a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah I did. That's true. That's right, true, that

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Speaker 1: Because you're not going to say jazz on your own?

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Speaker 2: Are they the ones that that the guy?

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Speaker 4: They dress like mad funky and then it's like a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look at you, dude. I'm proud of you.

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Speaker 3: I look at your instagram.

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Speaker 4: I'm not afraid to look at instagrams. And also that's

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Speaker 2: Adam's fearless, and.

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Speaker 3: I kind of figure out who they were hanging out with.

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Speaker 2: You're such a dad, dude, And then I go, those

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Speaker 4: I kind of like them. Do I have I ever

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I like them now because Blake likes them,

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Speaker 4: you know, and he's my cool.

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Speaker 3: Friend, and I like checking in.

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Speaker 2: It was fun It was a good time.

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Speaker 1: It is cool to have Blake as a reference and

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Speaker 1: then you can just go, I know those people are yeah,

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Speaker 2: Absolutely. I feel like if I wouldn't know anyone.

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Speaker 2: I think they're JD Advance Right, I love you guys, dude,

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Speaker 2: I love you guys, So you it's it's and JD. Correct?

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Speaker 2: Is that away? Spit it out?

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Speaker 2: I was was watching the debate again. It miss j

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Speaker 2: D and and Tim mister Walls, Baby, I love the walls.

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Speaker 1: Tim Walls shocked his shocked face. He looks like somebody's

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Speaker 1: like weird cat. Whenever we heard something from j D

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Speaker 3: You didn't get to watch the vice president.

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Speaker 2: It was hella boring.

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Speaker 1: No, it was good. It was watching younger people debate

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Speaker 3: People were well, sure, but Kamala is ante decrepit old person.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I'm comparing it to when Trump and Biden debated.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, that was that was an all timer.

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Speaker 2: That one was fun fucking disaster.

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Speaker 4: Mike like, I can't because Trump is so funny. He's

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Speaker 4: such a funny debate Like he's such a lunatic.

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Speaker 2: Change the game. He made debates much watch television like

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Speaker 3: Was back to It's it's fucking w w E. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's like it's wild.

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Speaker 2: Going back and watching this debate was so boring because

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Speaker 2: I tuning into politics? This ship is whack. It's not

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Speaker 2: fun at all. They're actually talking about stuff we're supposed

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Speaker 2: to care about. What the hell? Yeah? It was like

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Speaker 2: I'm learning, Yeah, I'm learning. Turn it off. I don't

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Speaker 2: like that. Turn it This feels like, man, this feels

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Speaker 2: like math. I'm back in math. One hundred. Fuck, dude,

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Speaker 2: I got held back so much in math. It was bad.

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Speaker 2: Did you you got held back? Did you?

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Speaker 1: Really? Don't say it if you didn't, because I did.

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Speaker 2: I did. I was in math one hundred in high school,

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Speaker 2: so you guys, which one is called math one hundred?

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Speaker 2: That shit was for like basic. You kept it one

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Speaker 2: keep it away to one hundred. Dude, I was in

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's crazy, because I thought I might be the

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Speaker 4: maybe my school was just like all right, what's fine.

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Speaker 1: I think I've talked about this before, probably from seventh

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Speaker 1: they were like, you can skip a grade or like

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Speaker 2: It's never good. Wow, never skip a kid in a grade.

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Speaker 2: It's not a good idea. Just like, let them do

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Speaker 1: Thank you. No child skipped forward if they're very smart.

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Speaker 2: Fuel. But you also have to know your kid, like

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Speaker 2: you know, like, hey, I know your kid.

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Speaker 3: What you have to know, like my.

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Speaker 4: Kid is just really good at like I was really

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's what it was.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, go on geometry, I just crushed and it just

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Speaker 2: A's you just knew shapes. That's easy at angles? Okay,

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Speaker 2: trapezoid trap you know that? RB.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think it's because I played a lot of pool.

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Speaker 2: As a cook, and so I just how old were

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Speaker 4: My dad would just chain smoke cigarettes in the basement

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Speaker 4: and play pool with my uncle's and I was always

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, so you were like beautiful. You were like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, child making.

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Speaker 4: I swear to God, dude, because you would work the

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Speaker 4: It all just kind of clicked, right, Adam, what ball

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Speaker 4: should I go for algebra or any of that?

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Speaker 2: Ship?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was it was an absolute no go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I got hemmed up. I did algebra

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Speaker 1: and got a D and a D eighth grade. They

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Speaker 2: Huh, you got hemmed up.

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Speaker 1: That's what it was.

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Speaker 2: Algebra.

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Speaker 1: So then I had to retake it freshman year, and

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Speaker 1: you know, when you get to freshman year, you're like,

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Speaker 2: Damn damn son. Where did you find that?

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Speaker 1: And then I had to retake retake first semester, second semester,

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Speaker 1: and this class was okay. We were lighting ship on

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Speaker 1: And then at one point my parents were like, how's math?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: You do know that if you don't get an A,

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, oh all summer long.

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Speaker 1: No? Yeah, I got an A And then I had

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Speaker 1: you go and then I had summer school. I had

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Speaker 4: Wild brutal math during the summer. That is absolutely brutal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's terrible. The class was awesome.

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Speaker 3: So for you, I feel like it's applying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you were.

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Speaker 4: I think that's that's Dursey's thing. It's just about applying yourself.

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Speaker 4: And I think you could have been good at math

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Speaker 2: Absolutely you were hammed up, thought, hemmed up, much like

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Speaker 2: reading a clock to be clear, algebra hemmed me up,

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Speaker 2: he got up, hemmed you up.

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Speaker 4: I feel blake and I are just there's nothing, there's no,

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Speaker 3: I'm a dumbass, like I.

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Speaker 4: Did not like getting back grades. I would stay after number.

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Speaker 4: I just told that what number was that three?

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Speaker 2: Three? Dude.

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Speaker 4: I would fight with the teachers because you're not giving

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Speaker 2: I need more help. Stay here, stay by my desk.

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Speaker 2: I need you. Yeah, I need more help. You need

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Speaker 1: It's also, we've been on the record saying that you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so dumb.

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Speaker 4: Just the one teacher, just the one teacher, and I

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Speaker 1: This was not her.

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Speaker 2: No, I wasn't trying.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't trying to Well. Also, I had never fucked anyone.

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Speaker 2: I do like Adamy, like, is the answer is sixty nine?

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Speaker 2: She's like, no, the answer isn't it's sixty nine. No,

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Speaker 2: it's no, seven, it's seven?

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Speaker 1: Could it be?

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Speaker 2: Could be?

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Speaker 1: Is there a way to uh get this quadratic equation?

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't mind foiling your equation? You know, I'm really good

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Speaker 2: at its, right.

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Speaker 3: Wait till I get to geometry. I'm really good at it.

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Speaker 2: What's the sex pillow?

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Speaker 1: Adam brings in one of those limit liberator, the one.

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Speaker 2: That's like liberator. Yeah, dumb.

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Speaker 1: Adam brings in a liberator and he's like, just thought

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Speaker 1: I would donate this to the class.

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Speaker 2: And if you're listening right now, we got to take

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Speaker 2: a quick break for load explosion. Yeah, guys, by the way,

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Speaker 2: thanks for making me read that ad solo. It's really

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Speaker 2: hot right now people are loving my load. What what

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Speaker 2: is it called?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you read the ad? I didn't know. I didn't

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Speaker 2: know they made me read solo ads. In the one

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Speaker 2: of that the load thing. We we said we would do.

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Speaker 2: What Anna, what is the load? I don't know what

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Speaker 2: you're talking? Is it hotload dot Com? Well? No, like

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Speaker 2: it's just me going, hey, it's Blake Anderson. And if

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Speaker 2: you need big big loads, load explosion.

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Speaker 4: Boost it's called load boost, which, by the way, if

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's just me. I hit it so low because.

446
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,280
Speaker 3: What a funny, funny, funny item.

447
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,840
Speaker 1: So you do you think anybody else is sponsored by

448
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,280
Speaker 1: them or is it just us? Do you think the

449
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,000
Speaker 1: office had like a small celebration that afternoon.

450
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,280
Speaker 2: They were like, we got one SmartLess is definitely hitting

451
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 2: up load boost. Oh yeah, day, I feel.

452
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,960
Speaker 4: Like SmartLess is hitting up a comtown actually passed on

453
00:20:59,119 --> 00:20:59,639
Speaker 4: load boost.

454
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,880
Speaker 2: Right, They're good, they're good.

455
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,840
Speaker 4: But SmartLess and two Bears one Cave is also I

456
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,040
Speaker 4: think really involveed load boost.

457
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,800
Speaker 2: Evidently we're supposed to be getting some product. I really

458
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,600
Speaker 2: can't wait to hop into that. That's gonna be that's

459
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 2: gonna be nice.

460
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 3: I think I need some help. My loads are very

461
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,919
Speaker 3: very pathetic lacked.

462
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 4: But also I've never heard of like in real life

463
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,120
Speaker 4: and porno it's a different story. But in real life,

464
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,879
Speaker 4: I've never had a girl be like I need more.

465
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,120
Speaker 4: There needs to be.

466
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 2: More right right right right? Hose me down?

467
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:33,880
Speaker 4: Right?

468
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 3: I need to be hosed.

469
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,400
Speaker 1: That is weird. I've never heard anyone say hose me down.

470
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 1: That's so weird.

471
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,440
Speaker 3: It really it's not weird.

472
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:41,720
Speaker 2: I think.

473
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,400
Speaker 4: I think in real life most people don't say hose

474
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,680
Speaker 4: me down. And that's really I wish and I feel load.

475
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,639
Speaker 2: Boost is going to change that.

476
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, So here's here's the copy. Maybe I do

477
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 4: my version of the commercial right now? Have you ever

478
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 4: wanted to give a bit more explosion from your grand finale?

479
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 4: I like that they put like your grand finale. They

480
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,920
Speaker 4: don't just say from your jiz blast right.

481
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 1: They class it up a bit from your dicks.

482
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 3: Are you a firecracker when you could be a dynamite?

483
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 3: Introducing load booze formulated by medical doctors?

484
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 2: I mean, why would you what other kind of yeah, overcompensating.

485
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 3: Well, there are a lot of other kind of doctors, blake, But.

486
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 2: Which doctor no is not a doctor? Which doctor I

487
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:33,920
Speaker 2: found there.

488
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 4: Could be a doctor of psychology. You could be a

489
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 4: doctor of many things, a doctor of education.

490
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,719
Speaker 2: Well, I'm a COUM doctor, so love doctor.

491
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 3: So the com doctors at VB health Load Boost isn't

492
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,160
Speaker 3: just a supplement?

493
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 1: Is that a band? The coum doctor, come doctor, sure, load.

494
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 4: We're a blend of pagium zinc. And then they kind

495
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 4: of talk about actually what's happening, which isn't as fun.

496
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,680
Speaker 1: I wish it was more just Adam is skipping pronouncing

497
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 1: words here.

498
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 2: He said Pangaea, but he said Pangea like Earth was

499
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 2: one continent.

500
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 3: Again, how did you say this blake with a blend of.

501
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 2: Tune in man? You can you can hear me say

502
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,119
Speaker 2: it every day of the week. If you're listening to

503
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 2: this is important. Subscribe today. I said it once. I'm

504
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 2: never saying it again. It's very hard word to say.

505
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what it is. What is it?

506
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 4: I think it's pie gumm yeah, and then.

507
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,400
Speaker 3: Well, oh yeah, that rolls off the dirish.

508
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 2: Hey dude, this is an algebra. Hey this is English?

509
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 2: Hey dude, Uh, what even is it? Is? That the

510
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 2: thing that really makes the com I guess?

511
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 4: So they found the So essentially they found the secret

512
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 4: sauce that makes doctor You're you're just getting extra.

513
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 1: Please please don't call it secret sauce.

514
00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 2: The secret sauce to all beach. It's definitely not gonna

515
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 2: be a secret after you. If you bought some load boost, yeah, man,

516
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 2: they bought one commercial. We did a whole episode. We're

517
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 2: gonna do two episodes about it.

518
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 3: Well, I'm excited for our fans to not only realize

519
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 3: how bad they all are at.

520
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 4: Math, but they're also gonna purchase load boost and and

521
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 4: help them out.

522
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: I'm ready to take this journey with you, guys. I

523
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 1: think you got to take it for like a month

524
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 1: or two before you see results.

525
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 3: Donkey, is that right?

526
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 1: Which which I kind of love that commitment to being

527
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: like you can't just take it for like a day,

528
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 1: you have to oh yeah.

529
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 4: So yeah, we're just checking in with each other and

530
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 4: be like, all right, have you.

531
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 2: Taken your load boost? Yeah? How's your load doing? Yeah?

532
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 2: That would be cool if you could pop it before

533
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 2: you really knew you need to, like, you know, really

534
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: host somebody down right when you when you know this

535
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,959
Speaker 2: person seems like they want to get hosed down, babe,

536
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 2: Just so you know, I popped the boost, popped the

537
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 2: pill last night. I'm hosed down to night, sweetheart.

538
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go.

539
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 2: To bed getting hose. Yeah, you're gonna go to bed,

540
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,640
Speaker 2: You're gonna wake You're gonna wake up a little bit

541
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 2: hose down. Yeah. I don't know.

542
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 4: I feel like our wives wouldn't really be that pumped

543
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 4: on the load boost, but or maybe they would.

544
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 2: I think they should do the ad ad read for sure.

545
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 2: That would be really cool. That that's great.

546
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll go over with the amount of load that's

547
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 4: been boosted. Will that helped Chloe get pregnant for a

548
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 4: second time? Since there's more? Is there more swimmers?

549
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 1: I guarantee it. That's why the medical doctors got involved.

550
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is actually this is for pro creating sense,

551
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 2: this is a this is a pill for procreation. That's

552
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 2: pretty cool, dude, that's that.

553
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 3: P can you that actually isn't gross and weird? If

554
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 3: you if you kind of say it.

555
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 2: Like that, my son is is packed with pangaea. I

556
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 2: really blew my extra hard into my wife and we

557
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 2: got pregnant. Nice and she's, yeah, it's great, that's beautiful.

558
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 2: Well said, this is really beautiful. But in order for.

559
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 4: Us to do it for like months and actually see

560
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 4: the results, we would then have to do like a

561
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 4: pre and you'd have to measure it. You'd have to

562
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 4: like measure it like on a little scale or something.

563
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 4: You'd have to on a scale or a big scale,

564
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 4: medium sized scale. Mine could be a very little scale.

565
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 4: My my dribblets. I would just dribble onto a scale

566
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 4: and then you see the dime size extract there maybe

567
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 4: about to dribble it. I would dribble onto the scale

568
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 4: and then you weigh that. Is that how we're doing it?

569
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 4: And then after maybe a month or two of the boosts,

570
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 4: the load boost, then like I'm looking at a quarter

571
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 4: and and that's a big upgrade or what?

572
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 2: Yeah? I bet if we really want to take the

573
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 2: load boost challenge, I think.

574
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: I think, honey, where's the where's the kitchen scale?

575
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 2: I had to I don't know, I don't know. It's

576
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,199
Speaker 2: not in the bathroom stairs. I had to mince up

577
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 2: some garden that can measure it out. Where where's the

578
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 2: where's the scale? Sweetheart? It's not it's not in the

579
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 2: bathroo up stairs? Why why is the scale on the.

580
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,959
Speaker 1: Why the dishwasher?

581
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why is the scale under the bed withes and lotions.

582
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:29,959
Speaker 2: That is weird, strange. Huh boy, boy, you blame your

583
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 2: kids and had immediately blame kids. You blame you.

584
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 4: You blame your kids and you have to have the

585
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,400
Speaker 4: talk with them when they're way too young because you

586
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 4: are ashamed that you're laying your jiz.

587
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: Is that what we're saying, boys, is this boy is

588
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: not a toy?

589
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 2: Okay?

590
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, your or your wife is going like, uh, you

591
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 4: have to talk with them, and you're like.

592
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 2: Uh huh absolutely. Meanwhile they're seven. Uh, I found a

593
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 2: bunch of gis on this HI. So sometimes when you're alone,

594
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,360
Speaker 2: she comes in, we're just playing video games.

595
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: Did you talk?

596
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? Fuck it, Yeah we talked. Yeah we talk.

597
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 4: Did your guys have I mean, I think we've covered this,

598
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 4: but your dad did your dads have like a talk

599
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 4: with you?

600
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 2: Never? No? Absolutely not really.

601
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: I think my mom was like my mom dad, She

602
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,959
Speaker 1: was like, just you do you do not get someone pregnant?

603
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, don't worry about that. You don't

604
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: have to worry about that.

605
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 3: And that was that before you have had sex? Was

606
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 3: that having sex?

607
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 2: No?

608
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: I think it was like like I think you No,

609
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: I think it was like a seventh grade you said, yeah,

610
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: do not.

611
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 2: Get a girl pregnantor said yeah, yeah, it was kind

612
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 2: of that.

613
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: It was like, you know, you just don't want to

614
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: have that conversation with the moment. Yeah. No, I think

615
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: it was like late high school.

616
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 4: Well my mom did it way too way too young.

617
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 4: I think my mom did it in like seventh grade

618
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 4: or something. And I'm like, mom, I'm still crippled, Like

619
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 4: I'm not like, I'm still like my legs are in castes.

620
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 2: Was she telling what she instructing positions?

621
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 3: She was like, don't do it like this and then

622
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 3: showing me what the fuck.

623
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 2: Hey, do not do not put her legs over her head.

624
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 2: That is crazy. That's that's a quick way to get

625
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 2: her a break.

626
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 4: But then my dad, I remember after my mom found

627
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 4: like some condoms.

628
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 2: My dad.

629
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 4: My dad was like I hear my mom say, hey,

630
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 4: you have to talk to him. And we go in

631
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 4: the basement and he's like.

632
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 2: Okay, hey, come down here. You know what you know

633
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 2: what sex is, right?

634
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 4: And I go, uh yeah, and he goes, all right,

635
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 4: let's just sit here for a minute. And we sat

636
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 4: there in silence for like a minute, and then I.

637
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 3: Go Okay, can I go upstairs And he's like, yeah,

638
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 3: it out of here.

639
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: You've been educated that it's important.

640
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 4: I go upstairs and my mom is like, didn't dad

641
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 4: talk to you? Like yeah, yeah we talked and that

642
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 4: was that cool.

643
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 2: Yeah does you go pretty pretty cool? Huh? Pretty cool

644
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 2: stuff you? Yeah, pretty neat right, Only if you're in love.

645
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 2: Only if you're in love, that was the big thing.

646
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 4: Only if you're in love, if you because you do

647
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 4: it to get married to then have kids.

648
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 2: Yes, I remember that was stressed, but you know we've

649
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 2: done it.

650
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: We did it with our kids like super young before

651
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 1: it's even like a like when it's just like a

652
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: mechanical this is how babies are made type thing. So

653
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: they just they go into it. They go into it

654
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: knowing it before they're super charged little horny teenager.

655
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean.

656
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 4: So then they you kind of gave them all the

657
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 4: info they need to succeed.

658
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 2: They got mean, so these kids are gonna be.

659
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: They just they just know what it is. It's we

660
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: try to do it where the way where it wasn't

661
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: like a mystery sex and it's like yeah right, it's

662
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: just like yeah, this is how babies are made. This

663
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: is what happened. I mean, I think I described it

664
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: the right way.

665
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's probably a good way to do it, because

666
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 4: I remember the first time I saw a porno.

667
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 2: I remember very vivid. I was shocked. I was shocked,

668
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 2: and that will still happen. That'll still happen. Yeah, when

669
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 2: you see penetration for the first time, your mind is

670
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 2: just completely scrambled. Oh yeah, it was.

671
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 4: It was a lot, and it's gonna happen so much

672
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 4: earlier for our kids, and it might.

673
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 2: Have happened already.

674
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, because it's so easy to see it now.

675
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, the internet is uh is around us.

676
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: We used to have to hide our like someone had

677
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 3: a penthouse and we hid it under a tree, like

678
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 3: a log in the woods.

679
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 2: It's not an exaggeration, you know. If you go past

680
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 2: the Walmart, Dude, we had that.

681
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 6: We had it in a a zip loc bag and

682
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 6: it's got to be weather pro someone for someone forgot

683
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 6: to close it after looking at it.

684
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,959
Speaker 1: And that's that's so bush league.

685
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 4: It was just fucking bullshit, dude, And then it was ruined,

686
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 4: and it was for all the neighborhood kids, you know.

687
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: But I can imagine still used it right, Yeah, we

688
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: were smear not using using, but you know like looking look.

689
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 4: That was pre jerking off. That was like you just

690
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 4: knew that you like to look at it. You weren't masturbating.

691
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 4: It was like, uh, let's go. It was like it

692
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 4: was the same feeling as like I like to throw

693
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 4: rocks at things.

694
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 3: At signs, holes at.

695
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: Trees, brought to you by load boots, animal's.

696
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 2: It was just something that I knew that I liked

697
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: to do.

698
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: Destruction and nakedness, it's baked in. I do remember a

699
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: kid l This kid would sell like scraps of a

700
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 1: porno baked like a magazine scraps. And I remember he

701
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: gave me like the ad for robocock.

702
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 2: Okay, funny and it was just.

703
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: Like a robot dude with a hard on getting your

704
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: head from some chick. And I was like, this is unreal. Yes,

705
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: by the way, this has to be like nineteen eighty nine,

706
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: because if robot, if RoboCop came out, I think eighty

707
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: eight or eighty seven, Like, so eighty nine, you were

708
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: eight year old me has robocock in my pocket walking around?

709
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 2: What the he?

710
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: Okay? If I was better at math, I would assume

711
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: that's an age joke. But because I've got math retardation,

712
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: which is okay to.

713
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 2: Say, fucking epic slam dude.

714
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what's going on, fine, but just

715
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: like a scrappy, like you know when you have a

716
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: piece of paper in your boarding class and you just

717
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: you keep crumpling it to see how soft I can

718
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: get nobody.

719
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, doing shit like that. You don't remember

720
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 3: doing that exactly.

721
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 2: Ms with pictures of your soft paper spots by load boost.

722
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would just tear out a piece of paper,

723
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: crumple it, and then open it and keep re crumpling

724
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: it until.

725
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,240
Speaker 2: Like a tissue paper.

726
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 1: He might be a rich That's how I got that

727
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 1: grip strength, bro. But that's what it looked like, just

728
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: tattered like an old sea scroll.

729
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 2: Like fucking yeah, I know exactly.

730
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 4: I know exactly what you're saying because I had a

731
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 4: friend that did the exact same thing, the exact same thing.

732
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 4: He wouldn't sell the full magazine, which would have been great.

733
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 4: He would sell pages of the magazine.

734
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 2: Martin. It's really smart.

735
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 4: So you would you would like, for I don't know

736
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 4: a dollar or something, he'd give you like two or

737
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 4: three pages, so you're like whole page, always going back. Yeah,

738
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 4: you're getting pages.

739
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 2: How many pages did he? Wow, he had several magazines

740
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 2: or was he pulling from this.

741
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 4: I'm sure he had a few magazines and he was

742
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 4: going to get I mean he's a smart businessman.

743
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know this is eighth grade, so unbelievable. Well,

744
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 2: and he was fun. He was probably funneling it through

745
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 2: his dad. His dad's like, take this to school. Oh

746
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 2: you think it was like it went all the way

747
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 2: up to chat. His dad was like, here's how you

748
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 2: make some money. Yeah, he's like, I got you. This

749
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: is what you do.

750
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 1: This happened right after they had their talk. He's like,

751
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: it's called sex. Here's a magazine.

752
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what, Actually we could probably you could

753
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 2: make some money doing this.

754
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 1: Let me exact, Oh out some pages here, let's see

755
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:34,919
Speaker 1: what we got.

756
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 2: You know what, I bet?

757
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,720
Speaker 3: I bet if you are let's say you're a family

758
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 3: in your heart up for cash.

759
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 2: Sure you know it's your let's say it.

760
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 4: I mean it's paycheck to Paycheckly, it's not looking good

761
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 4: that you're gonna your house is going to be foreclosed upon,

762
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 4: your your single wide trailer they're going to tow it

763
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 4: off and you you'll have no place to right then,

764
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 4: I feel that's a good business plan because how much

765
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,720
Speaker 4: is a penthouse or a playboard?

766
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean back then it probably was like

767
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 3: five six.

768
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 2: Bucks nine Yeah, yeah.

769
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 3: You know your grandma and then you go and then

770
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 3: now you're selling.

771
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 2: A page for dollar.

772
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you're you're really making some cat.

773
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 2: How many pages is a penthouse? Forty eight? Good at math?

774
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 4: I remember being the first playboy I found was in

775
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 4: my attic and we're all going to take turns, so

776
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 4: go ahead. Yeah, it was in my attic and it stopped.

777
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 4: I was just like digging through stuff, and it was

778
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 4: the people that lived there before had left some boxes

779
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 4: and this is the story that I was told. But

780
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 4: they were like playboys from like the sixties, so that

781
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 4: may make sense.

782
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 2: That's weird.

783
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 3: It stopped my fucking my heart stopped, dude.

784
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 4: I was like, it's and I remember being mad at

785
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 4: there not being enough pages of breast.

786
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:53,879
Speaker 2: There was a lot.

787
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 4: I mean they say that people like the articles, there's

788
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,479
Speaker 4: a lot of them. Yeah, right, they really leaned into

789
00:36:59,480 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 4: the article.

790
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 2: They might actually like the articles, They might actually them

791
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 2: a break.

792
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: Man it's goddamn article.

793
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 2: Maybe we do like the article.

794
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: I just remember liking the cartoons. The cartoons were like

795
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: horny naked chicks and you're like, whoa.

796
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 4: Yeah that shit got there could always be some dude

797
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 4: with That's when you got into cartooning.

798
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, basically, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I haven't stopped ever since.

799
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've been drawing ever since. Bro, still dudling, still dudeling,

800
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 2: Thank you, load boost.

801
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 4: Did you ever go through like a weird like horny

802
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 4: little boy face where you would draw like naked people?

803
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 2: No? Can we could that sound bite? Yeah?

804
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,439
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a good it's a good, long one, Blake.

805
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,720
Speaker 1: Do you remember your first Playboy because I remember mine?

806
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No, I remember it was it was behind

807
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 2: the dumpster in elementary school.

808
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: But I mean, like specifically who was in it?

809
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 2: Oh wait, you're saying like who was on the cover.

810
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 1: No, I think i'd seen ones before this, but the

811
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: first one I remember was somebody had Robin Gibbons. What

812
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: the hell is Howard Stern? No, actress Robin Gibbons who

813
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: is married.

814
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 3: To Mike Mike Tyson's.

815
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 2: Uh yes, yes, Robin GiB dude, you even you even

816
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 2: have it? In a wrap. Dude, Hey man, well life

817
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 2: comes full circle?

818
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 4: Lamal spells, well, has it has?

819
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes yes.

820
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 3: Our wizard friends have wrapped about that, Robin.

821
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: Life comes full circle and that you meet people have

822
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: the same way.

823
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 2: So what is the very the lyric there hitting the

824
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 2: skins like Robin Givin.

825
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 4: Robby Givens about to begin to flex on this, Mike here,

826
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 4: I'm rocking.

827
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 2: The lyric is a little.

828
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: It's a little, it's a I don't even know if

829
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: Lamal should have ever wrapped this because he says, I'm

830
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 1: holding this track down like Mike Tyson hitting the skins

831
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: Robin Gibbons.

832
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,399
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh it's problematic because he was she she said

833
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 2: that he ripped her. Oh yeah, so I don't even

834
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 2: know why.

835
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 4: So Lamol is kind of our edgy wrapper and I

836
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 4: never really pegged him as the edgiest one.

837
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 2: Of the crew. You're pegging.

838
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,240
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm always looking to peg my wizard.

839
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, not not like a not a good, not a

840
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 1: great lyric.

841
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 2: So this is nineteen ninety four Robin Givens.

842
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 1: There, that's the first one I remember knowing.

843
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 2: I actually remember this photo. Can I drop this in

844
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 2: the chat? This one where she's kind of like she's

845
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 2: kind of jacked. She is, she's really buff.

846
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 3: It's yeah, drop it in the chat.

847
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

848
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 1: I do remember very strong and you like that?

849
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 2: Oh god, how the hell do I? Is it coming through?

850
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,720
Speaker 1: It needs a load boost?

851
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 2: Oh god, I did it like four times. It's not

852
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: And there we go. That's a lot, that's a long.

853
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 2: That's that's a pretty full photo. Oh no, wonder I

854
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 2: remember that. I remember that she's like in the ocean,

855
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 2: she's kind of like.

856
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 3: Oh, she's kind of like damn son.

857
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that's a real Oh.

858
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 3: I mean she's not that.

859
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 4: I thought you were saying that she's like looking like

860
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,720
Speaker 4: one of those banging ass CrossFit chicks.

861
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 3: She's just an N shaped woman.

862
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: Well, no, that didn't exist.

863
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 4: That.

864
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 2: She's flawless. She's flawless.

865
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, those muscles were incapable. We didn't have the proper creatine. Yeah,

866
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 4: those muscles to be filled.

867
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 2: We didn't have load boost dot com. Yeah, holy ship.

868
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 4: No one was being boosted hose. Yeah, Robbin Givins, she's dope. Yeah,

869
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:41,720
Speaker 4: she's she's great.

870
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: As I just look at the clock to kind of

871
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 1: see where we are in this episode. I'm like almost done.

872
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 2: A lot of.

873
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: Oh boys, nothing else, little math.

874
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 2: Little mad, a little mad, little man man.

875
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: Huh hey, great to see you guys.

876
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 4: Dude, I told you, guys the story about how I

877
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 4: got my math teacher demoted, right, yeahah, And.

878
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: She said fuck you, Adam Devine in the hallway.

879
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 4: Yeah that's right. Because I was so bad at math

880
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 4: and she was. She was a horrible teacher. She didn't

881
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 4: deserve to be teaching.

882
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 2: You got her.

883
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: I wish she gave you like an equation. She was like,

884
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: do you know what this plus this equals?

885
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 2: I don't say no, I don't.

886
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:30,959
Speaker 1: Actually I don't.

887
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 3: I don't, And I wish you could help me, because

888
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,439
Speaker 3: it's your job to teach.

889
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 2: Okay, job to teach.

890
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 3: Uh Blake, do you remember the first it was behind

891
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 3: a dumpster?

892
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 2: Well, the first I like playboy and then like hardcore

893
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 2: like Penthouse is way different. I'm trying to think of

894
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 2: the Playboy. I think what I saw my dad's like

895
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 2: on the coffee table. We might have talked about that.

896
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 2: He like had a little bachelor pad and they just

897
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 2: kept playboys on the coffee table. Run they caught they

898
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 2: caught me looking, and I kind of like, by.

899
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: The way, that was your dad's version of the talk.

900
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, Blake's coming over. I could hide these,

901
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: or I could I could escape.

902
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 2: It's an ice cream, it's an ice free Yeah. I'm

903
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 2: just like going to get cereal and there's just like

904
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 2: playboys everywhere. He's like trying to get me to look

905
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 2: at him. It's like, what the hell?

906
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, he just lays them on the ground like a recus.

907
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 4: You get out of bed, there next to your little slipper.

908
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 2: Slipper the hell in the bathroom, on the coffee table,

909
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 2: in the kitchen. Yeah, there's just playboys strewn about. Is

910
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 2: it strewn?

911
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it has to be, we weren't there.

912
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 3: My first time was at a uh a shitty gas station.

913
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 3: Do you remember remember? I feel like gas.

914
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 4: Stations now don't have the amount of magazines that they

915
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 4: used to have.

916
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 3: They used to just have the TV magazines right there.

917
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 2: Corporate.

918
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: Now they went corporate. They ditched their personality.

919
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 2: Airports too, Do you remember like going to the airport

920
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,240
Speaker 2: and they'd just be like, who is behind? Who bought

921
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 2: the porno magazines and went on the plane and fucking

922
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 2: flipped through the horners looking back. Should you're right. I

923
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 2: actually never thought of that. Why they still have them?

924
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: They're still up there, are they? And they have the

925
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 2: black Shield? Yeah, the black Shield.

926
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no, they don't not now, not now.

927
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: Hudson News ain't got that.

928
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 2: They don't have them.

929
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 3: No no really, munch of News doesn't have them anymore.

930
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 2: No, no, no.

931
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,479
Speaker 3: I feel like they had him maybe two years ago.

932
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 2: I mean check, I'm going to Burbank Airport today. Okay,

933
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: well please go, okay, yeah, please let us see if

934
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 2: the black Shield is still standing strong? Is black Shield

935
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 2: your favorite porno guy?

936
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 3: Black Shield?

937
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 2: Black Shield? Dude, it's a fucking yeah. Black Shield is

938
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 2: the man, my favorite porn stars. Black Shield.

939
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: He's just a good guy. He hoses him down.

940
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 2: I do remember that though. It was kind of like

941
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,320
Speaker 2: a little stripe across all the middle of the magazine,

942
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 2: so you couldn't see the good but something would kind

943
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 2: of like leak out the bottom a little bit. You

944
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 2: could get a little all you needed is but it.

945
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 4: Was too it was too tall, blake when you were

946
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 4: a kid to get up there. Did they put them

947
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 4: on the bottom? Because when I remember being very young

948
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 4: and I'd go to a shitty gas station.

949
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: Because dad would strew them out.

950
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 4: They would just have them right right there, right where

951
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 4: you like it's like eye level for a kid. And

952
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 4: I remember just grabbing one not even knowing it was

953
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 4: a porno and like open up the page and just

954
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 4: saw like and it was like a hardcore I just

955
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,760
Speaker 4: saw like like full pen And I think.

956
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: That's how people got them back in the day. You

957
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 1: would go to a gas station or like a corner

958
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: store and just steal it and you just have to

959
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: take off.

960
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 2: I'm all about getting the That's what we did. That's

961
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,760
Speaker 2: what we did. You know it would be really strong

962
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 2: is having a Penthouse drop who has the Penthouse subscription?

963
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 2: Because that would be five or still? Wow? Do they

964
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 2: still if they're still going? I bet if you could

965
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 2: pull up like old ass Penthouse and like you have

966
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 2: a whole collection of it. That's kind of a strong look,

967
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 2: is it? Yeah? It is?

968
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 4: And would that be a strong look to your two

969
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,479
Speaker 4: daughters or would they would?

970
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 2: I think that's cool? How strong? How strong of a

971
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: look do you think it? Actually? That's that's a strong look. Yeah,

972
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 2: we're looking at the built with it. I feel like

973
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 2: we can cut a few costs here and there? What's

974
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:30,280
Speaker 2: up with this Penthouse subscription? It's it's forty dollars a month.

975
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 2: It's kind of a strong look for the family. My

976
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 2: dad has the strongest. Oh yeah.

977
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: Teachers are like, what's that?

978
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, Todd, find out how much a Penthouse subscription

979
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 4: is a month, because I do believe it has to

980
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 4: be way more than forty dollars.

981
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 2: It has to be like some dumb number.

982
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: Because they're like, now they're like making them to order.

983
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: It's just they're not printing them anymore.

984
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 2: For real. They're not a ton of them laying around.

985
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 2: It's like Jeff.

986
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,879
Speaker 4: One, and so they're like okay, and then they're they're like, hey,

987
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 4: Jeff wants another Penhouse. Hey go do some poses real quick.

988
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 4: They quickly snap some photos and send it to a ship.

989
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 4: We just got another subscription. It's the same.

990
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 2: God fuck, it's the same. It's Jeff. It's Blake. It's Blake.

991
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 2: He's the only guy keeping us alive. Strong look digital only.

992
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: I want to say, somebody I knew like subscribed to

993
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: Playboy like as a child, and they were just doing

994
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,959
Speaker 1: it like until their mom found out. Because it would

995
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: come like wrapped in something.

996
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be a black shield and they would just

997
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 3: check the mail every day. That's that's crazy.

998
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 4: I feel like my mom would be real suspect if

999
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 4: I was always at.

1000
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 2: The mail box just waiting for the mailman. Yeah, just

1001
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 2: like always like looking, yeah I got the mail, I

1002
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 2: got it it. I don't know, I want to say

1003
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 2: that though. Yeah.

1004
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 4: We used to uh go to the dumpster behind the

1005
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 4: gas station family, our family. Yeah, we'd go to the

1006
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 4: dumpster behind the gas station, and once a month when

1007
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,919
Speaker 4: the new magazines would come in, they'd throw the old

1008
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 4: ship out.

1009
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 2: Do look at you, okay, dumpster diving, So we would.

1010
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 3: We would then get the magazines and then you.

1011
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 2: Know, the first of the month, hold up, waiter.

1012
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,439
Speaker 3: And then I'm the motherfucker pied piper.

1013
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 2: In my neighborhood.

1014
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 3: I'd sell them.

1015
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 4: I would get all the u the those ring the

1016
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,800
Speaker 4: ring pops, a little pimp baby.

1017
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: So so you were a pimp because you went in

1018
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: the dumpster get.

1019
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, pimps have to do a lot of dirty work

1020
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 4: that the outside world doesn't know about it.

1021
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not all glory. It's not all looking like

1022
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 2: a pool haul pimp looking like a pool?

1023
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 3: What is that from looking like a pool Hall pimp.

1024
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 2: Your boy, Yeah, your roommate. I thought it was like

1025
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 2: a Cat Williams bit.

1026
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 1: It was your roommate. Dude, SEANOK, like, because that's authentic.

1027
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 2: That's not from a movie. That's a real dude saying.

1028
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 3: Yes when you said that that, it's just like I was.

1029
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 2: Like, how how do I know it?

1030
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 3: Looking like a pool hall pimp?

1031
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:23,720
Speaker 4: Was the Uh so it's digital only penthouses six issues

1032
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 4: a year, which I.

1033
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 3: Mean, you're only doing digital and you're only releasing.

1034
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 4: Six and also take your time digital you have there's

1035
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 4: out there, there's so much.

1036
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 2: There's too much. We want local copies, we want physical.

1037
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: You want the hard copy.

1038
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's the that's the strong look for the family.

1039
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 2: Yeah right, hard copies is a strong look. Hard copies

1040
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 2: of hardcore porn. How are you that's the strong look?

1041
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: How do you strewn any digital copies about You can't

1042
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: know how.

1043
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 2: You're gonna teach your kids about the birds in the

1044
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 2: Beans If you can't leave a physical copy of Penthouse

1045
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 2: on the kitchen counter, nothing can be strewed. You just can't.

1046
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: Oh, any takes packs about parenting or anything else today.

1047
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 4: Look, I said something earlier that I wanted to take

1048
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 4: back with Blake and the coffee?

1049
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 2: Was it coffee? Was it the band? Was it? It

1050
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 2: was around that era? Yeah? Maybe maybe?

1051
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 3: Was it winning told you a bitch or something at

1052
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:29,399
Speaker 3: the gate?

1053
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 2: Oh, you've been really nice to me. Actually, you guys

1054
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 2: have been super forgiving.

1055
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: And Blake, are you drinking punk?

1056
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 2: Are you?

1057
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: Are you drinking punk bunny coffee? I wish you have

1058
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: any I got it at the grocery store the other day.

1059
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 2: Thank you, dude.

1060
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 3: I appreciate that. I really saw.

1061
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 2: I saw that.

1062
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 3: I really appreciate that.

1063
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 4: And uh, we're gonna get you guys some punk bunny

1064
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 4: coffee if I can't wait for Oh, I'm going to

1065
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 4: get honders for supporting.

1066
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 2: What the hell for support the hell? I want some?

1067
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 2: I do not want to drink Starbucks anymore. This ship

1068
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 2: is disgusting.

1069
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 4: Hey, go to your local grocery store, pick up some

1070
00:49:58,960 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 4: punk bunny coffee.

1071
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 2: M hm, just rolls off the tongue.

1072
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 4: Send me a photo of the purchase, and then I'll

1073
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 4: give you some punk bunny coffee.

1074
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: Okay, I sent him a picture of the product. I

1075
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: had the receiving in my hands, so we knew that

1076
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: I got a newspaper with a date.

1077
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 4: It's doing really really well. We're actually in all of

1078
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 4: the seven elevens now And I was just at the

1079
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 4: seven eleven here gassing up, and uh, I don't know

1080
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 4: if seven penthouses are in seven elevens anymore.

1081
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 2: I did not see it, and I was looking.

1082
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 1: I was looking, Adam was and there.

1083
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 2: Going, well, they're digital only now.

1084
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 4: That if they just had a computer there they like

1085
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 4: if you like maybe didn't have your own computer and

1086
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 4: you could go and just like, yeah, you buy a

1087
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 4: penthouse there at the gas station and then you can

1088
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 4: go look at it at the gas station once a month,

1089
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 4: like you just.

1090
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: A porno store or like this is like internet cat

1091
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: pas in places. When Emma was traveling in Africa in college,

1092
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: she would just be like going to check her stead

1093
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: at the internet cafe because like, I don't think she

1094
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: had a laptop at that time, and it was just

1095
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: dudes looking at porno and she was like, I'm going

1096
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: to go that's as possible.

1097
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 3: Remember that Internet cafe on Sunset and Librea back in

1098
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 3: the day, yep, you remember that. That was one of

1099
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 3: the very first places I did stand.

1100
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: Up comedy in the cafe.

1101
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 2: In the cafe they did it open mic night.

1102
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: They're like, can you keep it down?

1103
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 4: I'm trying to watch porno, trying to watch porn, and

1104
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 4: now it's now it's like that Mexican chicken place. Do

1105
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about? No, it's like a

1106
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 4: local La chain. I think there's a few of them,

1107
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 4: but I haven't playing it on the name. Hey tripped

1108
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 4: out memory Lane? Any take backs? Apologies? Epic slams?

1109
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 2: Huh sorry, No, I don't you got nothing. I was

1110
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 2: gonna take it. No.

1111
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: I want to just give a shout out to everyone

1112
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: who is in my repeat algebra class. Okay, wild wild times.

1113
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: I don't know where most of you are now.

1114
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 2: M yeah, but but I hope you. I hope.

1115
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: I hope everything adds up for you.

1116
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:15,240
Speaker 2: Hope it all? U.

1117
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: I hope, uh.

1118
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 2: Hope, I hope. Uh. Okay, Well, shout out to min

1119
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 2: my math one hundred class. Shout out to DeMarcus Stevens,

1120
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 2: my guy. You fucking you rock dude.

1121
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 1: Oh and we didn't get to the glove Blake. What's happening?

1122
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I just put it back on. This was

1123
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 2: this were the gloves?

1124
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: Is it Halloween?

1125
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? It's get ready because my Halloween cousume is about

1126
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 2: to be sick load bust.

1127
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 3: Uh, what are you guys doing for Halloween?

1128
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 2: You know?

1129
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 4: I think I'm going to be in l A for Halloween.

1130
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 4: Hold on, I'm I'm going to be Jemstones is wrapping up.

1131
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 4: Save it, save it, save We'll save it for the

1132
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,280
Speaker 4: next podcast.

1133
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, if we can remember.

1134
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:11,280
Speaker 4: All right, guys, this was another episode of this.

1135
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:20,359
Speaker 2: This is important. No no, no, no, no, no, a very

1136
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 2: honey episode.

1137
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 1: We're bad.

1138
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 2: That's it's important.