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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the

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Speaker 2: loser line. Gooy, just call.

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Speaker 1: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 1: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you who

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Speaker 1: is slightly undesirable while you're at the club and uses

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Speaker 1: this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 3: Hi, there a sugar cube to the shird power.

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Speaker 1: You know if you were a triangle, you'd be a

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Speaker 1: cute one. Yeah, whatever you do, don't mock him in

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Speaker 1: front of his imaginary friend that he's had since preschool.

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Speaker 1: Instead telling him that you guys should spend more alone

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Speaker 1: time together. Yeah, hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that

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Speaker 1: we can play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Danny, this is I was. I was the guy

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Speaker 4: at the coffee shop the other day. I was the

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Speaker 4: guy that they gave you that dollar because you know

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Speaker 4: you needed a dollar, and I just you gave me

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Speaker 4: your phone number because you were going to pay me back.

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Speaker 4: And I just need to know when that's going to happen,

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Speaker 4: because you know, like I've got a budget and that

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Speaker 4: dollar is part of my budget. I texted my Venmo

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Speaker 4: information to you. See you don't even have to talk

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Speaker 4: to me or see me imperson. But it's been a week,

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Speaker 4: you know, and.

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Speaker 5: And at a compacted interest rate of thirteen percent, you

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Speaker 5: actually you owe me three dollars and fourteen cents now,

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Speaker 5: So yeah, you don't need to call me or anything,

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Speaker 5: just just like text me.

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Speaker 4: When when you make the transwer.

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Speaker 1: Thanks and ladies, you're always saying you want a guy

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Speaker 1: who pays attention to the tiny details in your relationship.

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Speaker 1: Here's your Romeo.

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Speaker 3: I mean I kind of feel that guy.

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Speaker 2: You're on a budget.

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Speaker 3: It's a dollar you can throw.

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Speaker 1: Break the banks game, dude.

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Speaker 2: It could be we shouldn't have lent it to begin with.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, next message.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Brad, I just need to give you a quick

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Speaker 3: call and just tell you that I'm so so sorry

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Speaker 3: for not calling you. Back to the last few weeks.

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Speaker 3: Last time we talked, the craziest thing happened to me.

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Speaker 3: So the other day I was I was watching my

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Speaker 3: favorite show, you know, Ginny and Georgia, obviously, and I'm

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Speaker 3: catching up in the new season. And remember when Georgia

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Speaker 3: she was good friends with Cynthia even though they weren't

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Speaker 3: friends before, and she went over to Cynthia's house. She

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Speaker 3: walked in to the room where Cynthia's dying husband is

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Speaker 3: literally in a coma, like how long has he been

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Speaker 3: in this coma? For the whole season one? And guess

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Speaker 3: what she did? She put the pillow over his mouth

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Speaker 3: to stuffocate him. And I was just like, oh, oh

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Speaker 3: my god, this shit is so good and it just

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Speaker 3: gets crazier and crazier. So anyways, I couldn't put it down,

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Speaker 3: so I decided I'm gonna watch it while it was whirlerblading, obviously,

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Speaker 3: and then I get hit by a car. I mean

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Speaker 3: technically a parked car. I ran into it, but it

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Speaker 3: did end up leaving like a lot of damage. And

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Speaker 3: so anyway, the doctor said, I'm going to be out

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Speaker 3: there like why is this week? But then I'll be

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Speaker 3: ready to hang out again.

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Speaker 2: Next message.

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Speaker 4: Is so good you can't stop watching? Is that a

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Speaker 4: real show?

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Speaker 2: It sounded like a soap opera.

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Speaker 3: Everything she said is one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: No no show, including hitting a parked car, and I like.

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Speaker 2: She's so addicted she couldn't put her phone down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, have you been to our TikTok yet? By the way,

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Speaker 1: at Brooke and Jeffrey If you haven't, you should because

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Speaker 1: we post the number one loser line of the week

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Speaker 1: on there. You can like it, share it, show your

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Speaker 1: grandma and make her teeth fall out.

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Speaker 5: You could use a sound yourself for something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you'll learn something every time you listen to

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Speaker 1: one of these voicemails. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Marcy, how's it going? It's your prize? You

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Speaker 2: know you won me? Well, you didn't win me. You

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Speaker 2: bid on me at the charity event the win a date,

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Speaker 2: So we got to make sure that million dollars that

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Speaker 2: you bid on me is wordship. I'll just mess Olivia.

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Speaker 2: It's just me. I'm kind of kind of kooky. So

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Speaker 2: let me know when you want to do this. Because

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Speaker 2: I got my son, I want to make sure that

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Speaker 2: you know I get a babysitter or not. You know what.

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Speaker 2: You could come to my house.

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Speaker 3: I can cook for you.

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Speaker 2: We'll put the sun in the room. I can lock

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Speaker 2: the door. I played Nintendo Switch a lot, so if

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Speaker 2: you want to play some Mario Kart, I'll take you down. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm kidding, I'll let you win. No, I'm kidding, I won't.

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Speaker 5: I won't.

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Speaker 2: I want to let my son win. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: That doesn't teach him anything if I if I let

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Speaker 2: him win, you know, like he gets upset sometimes I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 2: you're six, all right, man, it's time. It's time. You're lucky.

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Speaker 2: I don't make you have a job right now, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's nice to hear from a good parent every

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Speaker 1: once in a while.

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Speaker 2: On this show, I thought like he's locking the kid

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Speaker 2: in the room. At least a kid has a Nintendo switch. Oh,

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Speaker 2: it's not for the kid.

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Speaker 3: I wrot a little song for you.

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Speaker 2: I don't be embarrassed.

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Speaker 3: I am in a band, so it's not a big deal.

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Speaker 3: But sheels kind of intimate. So if you're ready.

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Speaker 4: Ah, oh.

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Speaker 1: For you, take me, take me in your.

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Speaker 2: You are. Yeah, it sounds much better if the guitars

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Speaker 2: behind it, but okay bye.

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Speaker 4: I did not.

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Speaker 1: Expect that her song voice is a little bit different

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Speaker 1: than her normal speaking voice.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I want to start playing that song at the station.

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Speaker 4: Metal band, Yeah, I've never heard metal a cappella.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it definitely hits different.

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Speaker 1: I would judge it, but I've heard people on this

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Speaker 1: show sing, So I'm just gonna hold it back and

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Speaker 1: call it really really good.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure you're talking about yourself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 1: Remember you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this

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Speaker 1: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel. Just you listen to every

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Speaker 1: Loser Line secondary and phone tap right on there. That's

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Speaker 1: your Loser Line. Phone tap is coming up right after

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Speaker 1: this