1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:05,160 Speaker 1: You know, technically a burrito is just a sleeping bag 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: for food. It's broken jeppary in the morning, and technically 3 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 1: our brains are just wet sleeping bags for our thoughts. 4 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: Hopefully yours is most Right now, we're gonna zip our 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,160 Speaker 1: thought bags and air out what's inside for a brand 6 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:27,479 Speaker 1: new What's on your Mind? Starting with Brooke, Brooke, what's 7 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: zipped up inside your wet thought bag? 8 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 2: I don't like that. 9 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 3: Let me open it up, Jeff. 10 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 4: So last week there was a snow day for our kids. 11 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 4: They had to stay home from school, which used to 12 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 4: be exciting until online learning came along. 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 3: So they have to be on the screen all day. 14 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 3: And the teachers are amazing. 15 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:52,920 Speaker 4: They're all therese teacheries in second grade is teaching twenty five, 16 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 4: seven and eight year olds on a zoom call. 17 00:00:55,560 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 3: It is just pure chaos. Point. 18 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 4: They go to recess, so they have a little break 19 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 4: and everybody leaves the zoom call, at even the teacher. Apparently, 20 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,959 Speaker 4: during her recess time, she notices that the back awning 21 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 4: of her house is drooping because of the snow, right, 22 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 4: and so she goes out to investigate. 23 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 3: Well, the whole thing comes crashing down on her head. 24 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,039 Speaker 4: Oh yes, but she wraps her head up with like 25 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,559 Speaker 4: an ice pack and she's teaching. She teaches you, guys, 26 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 4: for the rest of the day. She finishes chi stories, 27 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 4: she does the whole thing. 28 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 3: Well, turns out she didn't stop bleeding the entire time, 29 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 3: ends up going to the er. She had taught the 30 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 3: class with a fractured school. Fracture her school. So all 31 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 3: I'm saying is that we are. 32 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 5: Not paying these poor teachers came out. 33 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 3: I came and taught my child with a broken head. 34 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 1: Well, you probably can teach the right type of lessons 35 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: if you probably need to tell your son forget every 36 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: thing you learned that day because the teacher wasn't making 37 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: any sense. 38 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 3: She says that this evil. 39 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 4: It's like, I'm so sorry, I'm gonna have to take 40 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 4: a day off tomorrow because my head is press wow. 41 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 6: Wow pictures calling when they were hung over. 42 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 1: Days jose what's on your mind? Well, a few of. 43 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 6: My friends went to the casino recently to bet on 44 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 6: the Super Bowl. 45 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 2: I decided to stay home. 46 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 6: I'm gonna save money, I got vacations coming up. Whatever. 47 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 3: Until I got a text. 48 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 6: One of my buddies is like, bro, I can make 49 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 6: bets for you while I am here. So I immediately 50 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 6: changed my mind. 51 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 3: It's so easy to give into peer pressure. Well, yeah, 52 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 3: that's true. 53 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 6: So I'm like, let's bet on the coin flip. 54 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 2: Oh no, I always say tales never fails. 55 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 6: It's my life motto. 56 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 4: Pretty okay, So you're actually betting on the actual coin 57 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,680 Speaker 4: at the beginning those odd prop bets. 58 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 2: Yes, it's a prop bet. Let's just start it out. 59 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:01,959 Speaker 2: Let's warm up one hundred dollars and on heads because 60 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 2: I always picked tails. I always picked tails. 61 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 7: Guys, this is gonna be different. It's tales one hundred 62 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 7: dollars immediately, okay, And it's okay, I know football, I 63 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 7: know sports. 64 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: Okay. 65 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 3: So then I'm like, well that anywhere. 66 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 6: At least, the Chiefs are gonna score first, you know 67 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,360 Speaker 6: what I mean. You know they're gonna be the ones 68 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 6: to get the ball. Oh, by the way, I put 69 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 6: two hundred on that because I gotta make up for 70 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 6: my last bet the Eagles scored first. 71 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: Remember that for a long time. 72 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 6: You know what happens when you're down three hundred dollars. 73 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 6: You think you know what NFL is scripted anyway, right, 74 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 6: So I'm gonna bet yet another two hundred. 75 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 7: Dollars that the Chiefs are gonna win the game. 76 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 6: They're totally gonna win. 77 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 7: Yeah, so I'm down five hundred dollars. 78 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 6: I am not happy. 79 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 3: I'm like, this is the whole reason I didn't go 80 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 3: to the casino. 81 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 6: And then my phone goes off and another text, and 82 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 6: I'm like, what is happening? And the gatorade has just 83 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 6: been dumbed on the coach and it was yellow, which 84 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 6: means that I lost the show as well as Bowler's cat. 85 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 4: I wonder you just answered the group text with damn. 86 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 3: Next year. 87 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: Maybe next year, alexis what's on your mind? 88 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,679 Speaker 5: So I went bowling the other day for the first 89 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 5: time in the year. That's why the last time I went, 90 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 5: and I was killing. 91 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,160 Speaker 3: It were you? I was winning and I was getting. 92 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 5: A little cocky and I'm going around bragging. I'm like, 93 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 5: I'm doing better than everyone here. 94 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 3: My friend were you in eighth grade? 95 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:41,839 Speaker 1: Like, yeah, the bumpers were. 96 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 5: My friend wouldn't let me use bumpers. So I tried trask, 97 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,919 Speaker 5: but my friends are like, Alexis, no, You're not, like, 98 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,159 Speaker 5: are you really drunk? And I was like, no, I'm sober. 99 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 5: I don't know what you're talking about, and they're not 100 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 5: from here. So I was like, maybe you do bowling 101 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,200 Speaker 5: different in Argentina, but here the lowest score wins, and 102 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 5: I'm in the sixties and you're the one, so I 103 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 5: am dominating. 104 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 3: Are you joking? 105 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 6: Yes? 106 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 3: It was confident that the lowest score bowling wins. 107 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 5: No, so when they were doubling me, I was like, 108 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 5: I am so good you sixty? 109 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, I did get zero. 110 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 2: Perfect game. 111 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 3: I did google it and find. 112 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:27,159 Speaker 1: Out it's probably like as a child growing up, she 113 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:30,159 Speaker 1: was so terrible and her parents were like, no, no, no, honey, 114 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 1: Lewis score wins in this game. 115 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,920 Speaker 3: I didn't seem giving her credit. 116 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,239 Speaker 5: I don't know, but least the adult like bowling anymore. 117 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 5: I was high high for ten minutes there and then 118 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:41,840 Speaker 5: it just you. 119 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 7: Like awful, Yeah you thought, yeah. 120 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 5: Okay, anyways, freedom and bowling just no, alright, everyone's. 121 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 1: On your mind right now. Everything in my house is 122 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:58,599 Speaker 1: going good. Oh so the first time in four months 123 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 1: since I bought the place, do we plumbing is working, electrical, water, septic, 124 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 1: and gas all functioning properly. But there is a new 125 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: issue that's cropped up. 126 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 3: What's that? 127 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:17,000 Speaker 1: And I'd say now a couple times a week, birds 128 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:21,120 Speaker 1: are flying seventy miles an hour straight into my windows 129 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 1: and they're not surviving. 130 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, really, you gotta put some stickers on your windows. 131 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,039 Speaker 1: It's gotten to the point where every night at dusk 132 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 1: I have to walk the perimeter with a broom and 133 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,719 Speaker 1: just sweep off everything that's happened. 134 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,159 Speaker 3: I have a bird lover, not a bird killer. 135 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:39,120 Speaker 1: You know how much I love birds. It's absolutely horrible, 136 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 1: which is why I came up with a plan. I 137 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,600 Speaker 1: got a life side cardboard cutout of a bird watcher, 138 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,120 Speaker 1: and I'm going to place it in the giant window 139 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 1: looking out with binoculars. 140 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 3: You could just put a couple of little reflective stickers. 141 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,919 Speaker 1: But that's like what birds like. They want to see 142 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,160 Speaker 1: somebody watching them. That way, the birds won't want to 143 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 1: comakazi my windows anymore. Yeah, that's my one concern is 144 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,240 Speaker 1: that my neighbors might think I'm trying to peeping tom 145 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 1: them if we see the cardboard binocular guy in the window. 146 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 1: But jokes on them, because I've already been doing. 147 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 3: That for Yeah. No, guys, it's a good burglar deterreent. 148 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 1: Making all the improvements at my house and hopefully no 149 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 1: more bird deaths. Text in to seven eighty five nine 150 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: two and tell us what's been on your mind. It's 151 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 1: broken Jeffrey in the morning.