Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to another episode.
Speaker 2: Of Horrid BLEG. This is you, Ols.
Speaker 1: I'm your girl, Mandy baka pacticeawn AKAA, Peggy Bundy aka
Speaker 1: Pegan Marco ak A that bitch.
Speaker 2: Hi, everybody, we are in Atlantern. I kind of like
Speaker 2: want to start telling people where we're at when we
Speaker 2: start recording. I think that'll be fun.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with it, even though they'd be clocking our Instagram,
Speaker 1: so they're gonna be like, damn, this bitch recorded this
Speaker 1: bat three months ago.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it only sucks if there's a break up, you
Speaker 2: know what.
Speaker 3: I think that was my thing about this year.
Speaker 2: I was in a relationship for two months, longer than
Speaker 2: I really was in a relationship publicly, and that kind
Speaker 2: of sucked because then when I finally got onto my
Speaker 2: Breakfast Club launched it, well not Breakfast Club launched it,
Speaker 2: but when I finally got to like explaining like what
Speaker 2: I was doing, it was like, whoa bitch? Why O nigga?
Speaker 2: And it was like, so we broke up two months ago?
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 1: Sorry, they y'all weren't able to keep up on the
Speaker 1: day to day, or the month to month, or the
Speaker 1: week to week on what was in my pussy and
Speaker 1: who was in my heart?
Speaker 2: Like, let me leave bitches, old bab Actually, the only
Speaker 2: thing I did I do. I just didn't want to
Speaker 2: talk about it until I was ready to talk, cause
Speaker 2: it's like I have to process my oh bit wals tea.
Speaker 3: What is the t oh, bitch, this tea so long?
Speaker 2: Let me make sure we can stop it right here. No, bitch, don't.
Speaker 1: You're gonna give them the tea because you know this
Speaker 1: is what they get when they get to hear the
Speaker 1: beginning of an episode.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell y'all a little bit, Okay, tell us
Speaker 2: a little bit, extend the extend the story a little
Speaker 2: bit to where you have to cut it off and
Speaker 2: tell people to come to scribe. Okay, Now what I
Speaker 2: will tell you is, I'm gonna tell you the crazy
Speaker 2: tea when we stop, because I respect this girl, and
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna okay, you respect him, but you still
Speaker 2: gonna tell tea to you to them? Bitch, No, No,
Speaker 2: that's probably should be straight. Okay, Okay, Okay, So New
Speaker 2: York Fashion Week comes, Okay, I go to the Purple
Speaker 2: Party my boy Andre Power Hostede Dickerson. I go there
Speaker 2: every year this year, it was playing, yeah, shout out,
Speaker 2: there's a bus.
Speaker 3: I saw the I saw the pictures.
Speaker 2: Oh this is the bus that uh.
Speaker 1: Lama was like, I want to know the well we
Speaker 1: recorded in New York after fashion Week. He was like, wait, wait, wait, wazy,
Speaker 1: I want to know the fashion week to the bus?
Speaker 2: Is this the bus thing? He didn't get on, so
Speaker 2: they try to get on the bus. Okay, there's a wait.
Speaker 2: Explain explain this for people who ever got to New
Speaker 2: York Fashion Week. Okay, New York Fashion Week, every party
Speaker 2: is everywhere. This is a block party that was on
Speaker 2: Howard and Lafayette. Yep. That's what made me thing to
Speaker 2: get at the mercery that night. Purple was a clothing brand,
Speaker 2: and honestly, I had to way too much for New
Speaker 2: York Fast Week. I keep saying this. I have a podcaster.
Speaker 2: It clearly must be dead. I got invited to way
Speaker 2: too much ship. One of the parties that I got
Speaker 2: invited to, I'll say, oh, the list is going downhill.
Speaker 2: But Purple is really cool because not a super exclusive one.
Speaker 2: You can pull up, it's on you well and it's
Speaker 2: an urban brand.
Speaker 4: M hm.
Speaker 2: But what's cool about this is it's a block party.
Speaker 2: So the bus is the ips Okay, whatever you're man,
Speaker 2: just loaded. I'm trying to say this in a way
Speaker 2: that is respecting her because it was a moment. Okay,
Speaker 2: we wait, we listening. We do judge, bitch, Just make
Speaker 2: it that I have nothing to judge this girl far Okay.
Speaker 2: On the bus okay, the bust is small. The top.
Speaker 2: Andre's DJing me and my man brought him some coffee
Speaker 2: because he was flying from somewhere else the night before.
Speaker 2: I see Sean dickersoning every time, and fine.
Speaker 3: Sean, that's the white boy out Like, now, who is
Speaker 3: Sean talking to?
Speaker 2: Who is Sean talking to you? Josie? Because I saw
Speaker 2: john Zy was out there too, Oh bitch Johnson, fine, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know you was all over her. I was like, girl,
Speaker 2: call damn Donnie. Other cake of fucking looking at my
Speaker 2: nigga and I we we've be dancing anyway. Let's talking
Speaker 2: to old Day's current girlfriend. No wait, well if I
Speaker 2: do not remember, how did you? I was going to say,
Speaker 2: how do you know this is this current girl? Of
Speaker 2: course I know she looks like they already got two years. Okay,
Speaker 2: so oh wait, the bitch that he dated after you,
Speaker 2: he was with for two years. Yes, okay, Okay, So
Speaker 2: I tapped my day and I said, oh shit, that's
Speaker 2: he's like, oh wow. So there was a small part
Speaker 2: of me that wanted me to say something to her really,
Speaker 2: and I think it's because I just saw him, but
Speaker 2: I felt this inkling to speak to her, and I said,
Speaker 2: you know what, let me not ruin the night? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what inkling you had?
Speaker 3: What was he going to say to her? Well?
Speaker 2: I knews they broke up, and I felt for her
Speaker 2: because I know he's a piece of shit and I
Speaker 2: don't know what he did, but I know he did something. Okay,
Speaker 2: Hour and a half goes by for the first time
Speaker 2: in my life, just as long as I was partying hard,
Speaker 2: broke all inclusive photos for y'all partying hard. Duh. I
Speaker 2: don't know what canned cocktail I was drinking, but I
Speaker 2: was like, it wasn't cut water, it was high news something. Bitch.
Speaker 2: I'm lick. Now they're playing dad, I see you know
Speaker 2: the piano dads Okay, and then I feel a tap
Speaker 2: on my back and she says, hey, can I talk
Speaker 2: to you for a second. So I'm like this bitch,
Speaker 2: like can't do a bump. I was like, I said, uh,
Speaker 2: are we I don't know if I said this, but
Speaker 2: am I brain? I'm like, are we good?
Speaker 3: Like sure?
Speaker 2: Because you ain't know if she wanted like smoke right?
Speaker 2: Because I can talk hold you, I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 2: That's what ma, What you mean?
Speaker 3: Can we talked?
Speaker 2: Is we good?
Speaker 1: Or all?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: For me?
Speaker 1: It's like it if a bitch want to talk to me,
Speaker 1: especially about a nigga, and we know we got a
Speaker 1: nigga in common, bitch, how what what's the energy.
Speaker 3: You bringing to me?
Speaker 2: Because you're not gonna ruin my knaves. It was just
Speaker 2: very like neutral, but it's only can be neutral first
Speaker 2: and then bitch can right. So my nigga next to you,
Speaker 2: he's looking at me like ship right. So let me
Speaker 2: just tell you all the phases of the conversation first
Speaker 2: that he saw afterwards, Okay, I talk to her thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: That's waiting long here in a party, bitch. Maybe it
Speaker 2: was only twenty, but it was intense. So I go
Speaker 2: up to him to apologize to him because I realized
Speaker 2: I left him so long. So after the thing happened,
Speaker 2: which I'll tell you all about. I go up to him.
Speaker 2: I said it, damn baby, I'm so sorry. He's like, no,
Speaker 2: you're good. Let's get off the bus. Let's let's go.
Speaker 2: Like I thought he had attitude, He's like, let's just go.
Speaker 2: I'm like, are you mad? He's like, no, I want
Speaker 2: to hear.
Speaker 4: This.
Speaker 2: He'll tell off this bus. I'm trying to hear what happened? Bigga?
Speaker 4: You know who she is?
Speaker 2: He said, Yo, you started standing up, then you had
Speaker 2: your hands on your shoulders, then you was sitting down.
Speaker 2: Did I see you cry? What the fuck? Like, let's
Speaker 2: go talk. You went through like the four phases of
Speaker 2: grief in front of you.
Speaker 5: What the y'all was talking about?
Speaker 2: So she starts off by saying, okay, I read, but
Speaker 2: not the book. And she said I knew nothing about him.
Speaker 2: I thought I knew him. I knew nothing. She said.
Speaker 4: He told me other women were your idea. He told
Speaker 4: me he didn't want to do X y Z. He
Speaker 4: told me he wasn't even in a serious relationship with you.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what, So I said to her, respectfully, how
Speaker 4: could you believe that?
Speaker 3: If you know?
Speaker 2: She's like, well, I realize now maybe he said that
Speaker 2: because I've been talking about this nigga. She's like, he
Speaker 2: just maybe wanted me to think he wasn't that close
Speaker 2: to you. And in my brain, I'm like, dog, if
Speaker 2: she would have known this was my nigga, she would
Speaker 2: have just clicked off Horrible and heard everything.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait he made it seem like y'all weren't
Speaker 1: that serious, so in her mind she like didn't think that.
Speaker 1: You word, bro, there's like an archive of three years
Speaker 1: of information about listen.
Speaker 2: To a nigga? If they like, oh, went a lily
Speaker 2: wear like that? Okay, like whatever, You're just gonna maybe
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Speaker 5: All right, y'all? So I started. I talked to another couple.
Speaker 5: I was talking to him back in September.
Speaker 6: Everything was moving smoothly, and then it gets to He asked,
Speaker 6: when was the last time you came. I said, like
Speaker 6: three days ago. He said, ooh, he's looking for somebody
Speaker 6: who hasn't come in weeks.
Speaker 5: She wants to get filled up.
Speaker 2: I said, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, we need a
Speaker 2: little backstory for the people that have never heard you.
Speaker 3: Where did you meet this couple?
Speaker 2: What role are you playing with them? How does all
Speaker 2: this come.
Speaker 3: About for you?
Speaker 5: Okay? So I I use Reddit.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say right here, I use Reddit to be
Speaker 6: a bull and engage with lifestyle couples.
Speaker 5: It is something that I enjoy. I don't like getting
Speaker 5: paid for it.
Speaker 6: I do it solely because I enjoy giving other people
Speaker 6: pleasure and helping them achieve what they want to achieve.
Speaker 6: This specific couple, I saw them post. I said, shoot,
Speaker 6: let me send a little message. They had pictures of
Speaker 6: the girl on there. Shoot them a message. The next day,
Speaker 6: he hits me back. He said, all right, cool, let's
Speaker 6: talk more. Let's walk picks. We start talking, then the
Speaker 6: whole When was the last time you came? I said two,
Speaker 6: three days. I said, she wants weeks. Months later, I
Speaker 6: see them post again.
Speaker 5: I hit him back up.
Speaker 6: I said, you still looking. I haven't come in a
Speaker 6: week and a half. Let's see if we can get
Speaker 6: something going. He said, cool.
Speaker 5: We send verifying pick where if my use name their username,
Speaker 5: bringing on a piece of paper in a picture of
Speaker 5: my chest.
Speaker 3: I stuck.
Speaker 6: Got over, he says. Bet sends me his phone number.
Speaker 6: I get his phone number. I text one there immediately,
Speaker 6: things are moving smoothly. He sends me his address. Now,
Speaker 6: I gotta be careful when people send address, so I
Speaker 6: check on Zilla to see if that house is actually
Speaker 6: lived in.
Speaker 2: It's lived in, I say, wait, wait, wait, is that
Speaker 2: how people should be verified.
Speaker 6: If my experience, yes, because there's something that people try
Speaker 6: to do, especially on Reddit, where they will they will
Speaker 6: put posts out there with fake pictures and then you
Speaker 6: reply and they'll send you to an address that nobody
Speaker 6: is living in, and as soon as you get there,
Speaker 6: they will cut the chat and they will stop responding.
Speaker 5: They will block it.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: There, it has happened to me one time, and from
Speaker 6: that point I will be absolutely careful.
Speaker 5: Every other time they will verify. I will verify and
Speaker 5: it's cool.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, so you check a load to verify
Speaker 2: before you're going over there. That's your safety precaution.
Speaker 6: Okay, yes, so make sure it is it has lived in.
Speaker 6: I looked through the pictures. I'm like, all right, if
Speaker 6: I walk in there, will I be able to get
Speaker 6: out quick?
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 6: So we don't end up meeting for another five days.
Speaker 6: So now it's a Wednesday. They said, hey, come through,
Speaker 6: So it's ten pm.
Speaker 5: I get over there.
Speaker 6: On the way there, he's like, hey, can you pick
Speaker 6: up some drinks? YadA, YadA, YadA. I said, absolutely not,
Speaker 6: absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Why was that an absolutely not? Why would you not
Speaker 3: want to set the sea for me.
Speaker 5: If I'm going to your house you're hosting, okay, yes,
Speaker 5: don't ask.
Speaker 6: Me to pay for something to join your Yes, but
Speaker 6: I bring weed, that is my thing. I don't bring
Speaker 6: drinks yet, I don't.
Speaker 5: Need to drink.
Speaker 6: Bring in something, yes, but you shouldn't ask me to
Speaker 6: go out of my way and pay. He did a
Speaker 6: good thing by saying if it's on the way.
Speaker 3: How can I unders say it? Is that just a
Speaker 3: rule for you? Because to me that's okay.
Speaker 2: Because if I'm a woman and I'm about to have
Speaker 2: two men, I would like that both men cater to
Speaker 2: the scene. Absolutely, Well, you're catering, well, he's the third.
Speaker 1: Technically, I mean, I guess to the couple, yes, but
Speaker 1: as a woman, that's where I'm putting myself in the
Speaker 1: woman scenario.
Speaker 3: As I'm you know, like, I.
Speaker 1: Would like to know that both men cared for me
Speaker 1: as the woman to set the scene as well. Not
Speaker 1: that you're coming to please me and my partner, but
Speaker 1: just as a woman. If I'm doing the psychology jump
Speaker 1: ropes of being with two men, I guess that's where
Speaker 1: I would like both men to want to cater to
Speaker 1: the scene.
Speaker 3: That's all yeah, okay, okay, continue, but you bring the weed.
Speaker 3: You just don't want to bring the drinks.
Speaker 1: So you're still kind of adding to the scene and
Speaker 1: whatever makes you feel comfortable, got it.
Speaker 6: Yes, So I bring weed because that is my thing.
Speaker 6: I don't like to drink, and if they were drinking,
Speaker 6: that's fine. I get there, we open the door. We
Speaker 6: meet it's a stuper tall brown guy, like South Indian dude.
Speaker 6: Was not expecting that. Didn't expect them to be that tall.
Speaker 6: He was a good six to three. I'm not over
Speaker 6: six foot. Okay, it's a little bit shorter, just like okay.
Speaker 6: And it's a white girl, so it's a mixed couple.
Speaker 5: I walk in there.
Speaker 6: They have drinks already on the table. I'm just like,
Speaker 6: and they have cups out. It looks like they've already drank.
Speaker 6: As somebody who's walking into your house. I'm not gonna
Speaker 6: ask for none of your stuff. So we're just standing
Speaker 6: there for a second. Then I say, all right, y'all
Speaker 6: want to go smoke. We go outside, finish smoking, get
Speaker 6: back inside, immediately, sit on the couch. I go use
Speaker 6: the bathroom.
Speaker 5: I come back. They're setting up the PS five and
Speaker 5: I'm just like, are we about to play a game?
Speaker 5: And I'm upset.
Speaker 6: Because I'm sitting there because I'm just like, why are
Speaker 6: you prolonging this? Because it's you said you wanted to
Speaker 6: get straight to it in the hole in the messages.
Speaker 6: He didn't give up that information, but he said that
Speaker 6: we get in there. I'm sitting on the couch. I
Speaker 6: sit right next to her. He sits on the far side.
Speaker 6: At this point, I think he's a cup, so I'm
Speaker 6: because they're asking for somebody more dominant.
Speaker 5: I sit there. I tap her like, I said, how
Speaker 5: are you doing? How are you feeling? He says I'm good,
Speaker 5: then starts rubbing up on me. I'm so I'm seeing.
Speaker 5: We're just trying to get going, right.
Speaker 6: You start sucking. She starts sucking my dick. He's just
Speaker 6: sitting there watching the TV and just glancing over at us,
Speaker 6: and just like guard cool, I start eating her out.
Speaker 6: Then I go put her in mission not missionary doggie
Speaker 6: on the couch and then she yells to him, well
Speaker 6: not even a yell, it was a snap.
Speaker 5: She said take that off, and she just starts pulling
Speaker 5: his pants off.
Speaker 6: I'm just like, okay. Then she starts sucking his dick
Speaker 6: while I'm fucking him. While I'm sucking her, I start
Speaker 6: getting tired because I'm going for a good thirty minutes
Speaker 6: on the couch, and I said, all right, hop on,
Speaker 6: thinking she is going to hop on top start riding.
Speaker 6: He lays on the side, starts sucking my deck and
Speaker 6: he does the weakest strokes inside of her, just small
Speaker 6: and short.
Speaker 5: I'm just like okay.
Speaker 6: Then she's acting all dainty and she says, can I
Speaker 6: ride you? And I said okay, cool. Then they start
Speaker 6: leading me into the bedroom. I'm laying on the bed.
Speaker 6: She starts riding. That goes on for a good ten minutes.
Speaker 6: Then out of nowhere, he says, you want to pull
Speaker 6: out the straps. I said okay, but he was talking
Speaker 6: to her. He says okay. Then he starts reaching under
Speaker 6: the bed while she's still riding me. And then we
Speaker 6: transitioned and he had these you know those customers strapped
Speaker 6: to the bed for quills raising ankles.
Speaker 5: Pulls that out.
Speaker 6: We both set her up in that. Then I keep
Speaker 6: sucking her like that. He's just laying on the top,
Speaker 6: laying on there by the head post by her head.
Speaker 6: He's just watching and he's just talking. He's just like, hey, yeah, Wed,
Speaker 6: look at how she's accepting that. YadA YadA, YadA, YadA,
Speaker 6: YadA YadA. Keeps talking, talking to me. Okay, I'm just
Speaker 6: like okay. Then she says and I come asking him,
Speaker 6: so I'm just like, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 6: I thought it was a cut hot wife situation. That
Speaker 6: what she said right there, just changing to a stag
Speaker 6: vixen situation.
Speaker 2: Now we need to know what is kuk hot wife?
Speaker 2: What's stag vixen?
Speaker 6: Okay, cuck hot wife is where stag vixen and cut
Speaker 6: hotwife are basically in the same in this specific aspect,
Speaker 6: where the male goes out and finds another of finds
Speaker 6: a bull to engage with their person. In the cut scenario,
Speaker 6: the cut doesn't really participate. He is usually there's some
Speaker 6: sort of humiliation factor. That's what I was getting from
Speaker 6: the hole take your pants off in the beginning. Okay,
Speaker 6: as soon as she says, can I come to him?
Speaker 6: That's where I'm like, oh, this is a stag vixen
Speaker 6: because the stag is taking a more active role in
Speaker 6: the whole process, and it's not really about the humiliation.
Speaker 5: It's also about him stiff having that Well, it may
Speaker 5: not even be that. It might they have a dom
Speaker 5: sub pre existing relationship.
Speaker 6: That's why I was trying to deduce in the moment,
Speaker 6: and because we smoked, I'm focusing on all the mechanics
Speaker 6: of the situation rather than the actual motion of the situation. Okay,
Speaker 6: And so I see that's where I kind of messed up.
Speaker 6: I think that is one of my three mistakes. And
Speaker 6: why didn't go Well, this sounds like it's going.
Speaker 5: Well, it does, doesn't it. That's what I thought. So
Speaker 5: it keeps going.
Speaker 6: I've gone on for like forty five minutes. Then he
Speaker 6: taps me out, he starts fucking her. Then he comes
Speaker 6: and I immediately go back in there. While he's fucking her,
Speaker 6: she's sucked on my dick and she's like pulling me
Speaker 6: into like choker with it.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 6: So I'm just like, okay, trying to get that dominance factor.
Speaker 6: He comes, I come in, I keep going, and this
Speaker 6: goes on for a total of like two hours until
Speaker 6: the next bad part happens. You pull out for two hours,
Speaker 6: it was fun for like three and a half. Okay,
Speaker 6: And I would take what is in the weed? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 6: I take so if you were guys, remember from the
Speaker 6: the town hall story, I couldn't get it up right
Speaker 6: this time. I came ready. I had the bluetooe before
Speaker 6: on the drive. It was thirty minute drive, not a
Speaker 6: nad Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Now now so you took the blue choe to be
Speaker 3: sure that you could stay hard.
Speaker 5: Yes, you are now.
Speaker 3: Two and a half hours in.
Speaker 5: Yes, what's happening now?
Speaker 3: That makes it go wrong?
Speaker 5: So I pull out.
Speaker 6: So every thirty forty minutes, I will pull out, start
Speaker 6: eating her, pussy fingering her because I would get tired
Speaker 6: and needed to give my legs some time to regain
Speaker 6: whatever sensibility. Drink some water to give her some water, right,
Speaker 6: but keep eating her pussy finger in her to make
Speaker 6: sure she's still getting something and it's not just dead.
Speaker 6: I pull out a stretch back. Got the nastiest cramp
Speaker 6: in my abb the nastiest cramp. So I'm sticking four
Speaker 6: fingers and massaging it down the middle, drinking water while
Speaker 6: they're just cuddling up at the bed, because I'm just
Speaker 6: like I maybe I can get this to go away.
Speaker 6: Drink all of my water and look in my back
Speaker 6: no mustard packet. So I say just like this to them.
Speaker 5: I say, y'all got mustard because I'm still high as hell?
Speaker 2: Mustard?
Speaker 5: What? Because I have a cramp. They're like, oh, what
Speaker 5: you need mustard for?
Speaker 6: I said, And I say it just like this, I said,
Speaker 6: I just called the nastiest fucking cramp in my ass.
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 5: Wait, wait, is this some.
Speaker 3: Old folk shit that I don't know?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 3: Mustard helps with cramps us.
Speaker 6: There, pickle juice, salt. Those are the three things. If
Speaker 6: you got a cramp, you take those, and you drink
Speaker 6: some water and massage it. Your cramp will go away.
Speaker 3: Mustard, pickle juice, or salt or salt.
Speaker 2: Okay, nigga. If someone came to fuck me and my partner,
Speaker 2: it's say, can I get some mustard? I'd be always
Speaker 2: gonna drip us in mustard and kill us. Right.
Speaker 5: So they were like, She's like, no, no, we don't
Speaker 5: have mustard or anything else. I said, y'all got pickle juice? No, no,
Speaker 5: we don't have that. I should have known. I should
Speaker 5: have known they didn't have that. And I rolled my
Speaker 5: eyes in my head and I'm just like, do y'all
Speaker 5: have salt?
Speaker 2: He leaves.
Speaker 5: She's just like rubbing my leg. YadA, YadA, YadA. He
Speaker 5: goes in, grabs some salt shaker, pour it on my hand,
Speaker 5: I lick it, pour some on my hand, lick it,
Speaker 5: Drink some water, massage. Cramp goes away instantly, back in it.
Speaker 5: So now it is like one am. It started fucking
Speaker 5: some more. It's one am and they're like, I still
Speaker 5: have not come yet. And the remember, the big thing
Speaker 5: of the being was she wants to get filled up.
Speaker 5: She wants to get cream pied. He is a teacher.
Speaker 6: She had to get up in five hours, and so
Speaker 6: I had to get up at six o'clock, so five
Speaker 6: hours as well. I'm just thinking, I cannot stay here
Speaker 6: and stay the course until I come. I cannot do that, guys,
Speaker 6: based guy.
Speaker 3: You're at this point, this is two stories. Well where
Speaker 3: you fell short? My guy?
Speaker 5: Yep, yep.
Speaker 6: I've never usually not coming is not a problem in
Speaker 6: a big sense like this, but it was the whole
Speaker 6: thing of here.
Speaker 5: So I start.
Speaker 6: So she's like, all right, I want you to come.
Speaker 6: He's saying, I want you to fill her up, fill
Speaker 6: her up deep. And so I'm about to come, and
Speaker 6: it's a missionary and I'm doing the longest strug to
Speaker 6: get the most sensation for myself. And then he proceeds
Speaker 6: to start trying to make out with me and she
Speaker 6: bites the fuck out of my chin. No, no, blood
Speaker 6: doesn't break skin, and I lose it instantly. I'm just like,
Speaker 6: and then I have to do the old faithful I
Speaker 6: started breathing heavy.
Speaker 2: You think that I.
Speaker 5: You can't, but this is what I say.
Speaker 6: I said, fuck say just like that, I'll a fucking
Speaker 6: my orgasm but not fucking coming. It was the high brain.
Speaker 6: It was the high brain that made me say it.
Speaker 6: But it made so much sense. I'm just like, Okay,
Speaker 6: this is how I'm gonna do it. And then and
Speaker 6: I just and then I I'm at the edge of
Speaker 6: the bed. They're still cuddling, and we're there for like
Speaker 6: maybe five I have more minutes because they're thinking maybe
Speaker 6: he's just gonna come back up and do it again.
Speaker 6: And I think to myself, all right, I'm gonna leave,
Speaker 6: and I walk myself out. Next day, he says, hope
Speaker 6: you enjoyed her pussy.
Speaker 5: She was very sore. She appreciated that. YadA YadA, YadA.
Speaker 5: I respond. He leaves me on delivered the next day.
Speaker 5: So it's two days later a Friday, another post and
Speaker 5: read it looking for another book, and I'm just like, fuck, haang.
Speaker 1: God, do you need to be like do you desire
Speaker 1: to be a bull? Or is this something that you're
Speaker 1: just practicing? And I only asked that because in both
Speaker 1: instances where you're a bull, you didn't deliver. On one
Speaker 1: time you couldn't get hard and on this time you
Speaker 1: couldn't come. So are you actually enjoying this or you
Speaker 1: just like being in the midst of it? Like psychologically,
Speaker 1: are you enjoying?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: So at the end, once all of that was happening
Speaker 6: with the whole redded thing, I had to sit there
Speaker 6: and be like, do I actually enjoy doing this? That
Speaker 6: I realized at that point sex does not matter to me,
Speaker 6: the fact I was living off of the fact that
Speaker 6: she was enjoying that she was coming. However, he said
Speaker 6: eight or nine times, it was definitely more than that,
Speaker 6: because I was counting my head and that in and
Speaker 6: of itself was doing enough for me.
Speaker 2: So you really like the actual act of and it's
Speaker 2: couple related. You like pleasing, but when it couples.
Speaker 5: In it, yes, it is. I like that I like
Speaker 5: in the brain. My fantasy with couples is because I'm
Speaker 5: a switch. I am a switch. If I'm fucking the wife,
Speaker 5: I would love it if the husband is like, do this,
Speaker 5: do that?
Speaker 3: Do this?
Speaker 2: Do that?
Speaker 6: Like directing the whole thing like that is the kink
Speaker 6: that I have, my biggest kink. I've never found a
Speaker 6: couple who can actually do that.
Speaker 2: Do you communicate this.
Speaker 1: To the couples that are interested in you coming in
Speaker 1: to fulfill their fantasy?
Speaker 3: Are you not sharing what actually pleases.
Speaker 2: You with them?
Speaker 6: That's a big thing that pleases me is giving oral
Speaker 6: That is something that I always communicate up front.
Speaker 5: You're not communicating.
Speaker 3: You're not communicating that you want to be told what
Speaker 3: to do by the cook.
Speaker 5: You just know only because I know that can be
Speaker 5: a deal breaker for people.
Speaker 3: Would be able. If it's a deal breaker, I would say,
Speaker 3: that's the thing that's not.
Speaker 2: The couple for you that would write you to come,
Speaker 2: that would get you to like get your kink at
Speaker 2: the end of the bargain. Now, granted, I know in
Speaker 2: many scenarios with doms, coming isn't part of what they're doing.
Speaker 2: And to me, this is kind of dom sub role
Speaker 2: because you're coming in with someone's partner, they're watching, etc.
Speaker 2: A little bit of dominant right right, I'm wondering have
Speaker 2: you ever posted an ad that specifically said your fantasy
Speaker 2: and had the couples hit.
Speaker 6: You on occasion? Yes, but when on Reddit, it is
Speaker 6: very hard. It is very hard as a single male
Speaker 6: to attract a couple. It's very difficult.
Speaker 5: At you.
Speaker 6: I've tried Field, but in so much work required in
Speaker 6: doing it that in the chance in the times that
Speaker 6: I've opened the app and started doing it, that I'm
Speaker 6: just like, this is not to my liking.
Speaker 5: This interface just bothers me.
Speaker 1: The interview I bother you, but even you saying it's
Speaker 1: a lot of work to me, you were showing up though,
Speaker 1: but not pleasing couples because you're not being bang right
Speaker 1: and the things that turn you on.
Speaker 2: In order for you to perform. So yeah, Field may
Speaker 2: seem like a lot more work because people.
Speaker 3: Able to communicate what they want.
Speaker 1: But if you're entering this lifestyle, guy, I would say
Speaker 1: that you need to be upfront because you're wasting these
Speaker 1: couples times that's what you're like, and then for you
Speaker 1: to go online and see that the same.
Speaker 3: Couple is looking for someone else. You're also kind of
Speaker 3: feeling away about that. But I think that.
Speaker 1: I think that you need to be able to communicate
Speaker 1: what you want out of the dynamic the same way
Speaker 1: as the couple, and if for whatever reason you can't.
Speaker 3: Or you feel like it'll be a deal breaker for them, that.
Speaker 5: Just might not be the couple for you, right.
Speaker 6: I will add in this specific situation, usually I have
Speaker 6: broader and bigger communication with older couples, like couples thirties
Speaker 6: or older. They're more open to communication, expressing kinks and
Speaker 6: what they like. And in those situations, yes, I do
Speaker 6: talk about my director kink. In this specific situation, they
Speaker 6: were a young couple and they were not giving a
Speaker 6: lot of that communication on what they were asking for.
Speaker 6: But in the beginning when we were texting, the most
Speaker 6: I could get from him to say was you can
Speaker 6: slap her ass, not too hard, just make a sound.
Speaker 6: Don't kiss her, let her kiss you. I don't care
Speaker 6: if it happens or not. He likes to come, she
Speaker 6: likes to be eaten out, she likes doggy. Those are
Speaker 6: the only things I got. Even that, though pushing and
Speaker 6: prodding to get more than led to me being left
Speaker 6: on delivered, and I think it was also me just
Speaker 6: wanting to break into it and see if first experience,
Speaker 6: we can regroup afterward and then talk more. That is
Speaker 6: not how this one ended up going.
Speaker 2: So I completely agree with you're actually having an issue
Speaker 2: because of Reddit. Yes, So the thing about Reddit is
Speaker 2: a lot of people are using you for the sexting aspect,
Speaker 2: a lot of people are wanting to have this interaction,
Speaker 2: get more pictures, but it never goes to fruition, just
Speaker 2: like the Zillow thing that you have going, whereas fet
Speaker 2: life field, you have someone's profile. Once your face is
Speaker 2: out there, there's a little bit more to it, right.
Speaker 3: I think if you're going to.
Speaker 2: Actually act as a unicorn to couples as a as
Speaker 2: a bull, isn't that what it's called? Like, I think
Speaker 2: if you're going to go through with this, you can't
Speaker 2: be on sites that are already anonymous. You're not going
Speaker 2: to get the experience because the experienced people, the better
Speaker 2: looking people, they're most likely not going to be on
Speaker 2: the threads.
Speaker 3: They're going to be on something where they.
Speaker 2: Can curate it, and you're gonna end up having a
Speaker 2: better like recipient on the other end. They're going to
Speaker 2: be more experienced when it comes to these things to language.
Speaker 2: Think about even the way that when you're on field
Speaker 2: you can click a bunch of different kinks that's like
Speaker 2: already built into the apps. So it might be work,
Speaker 2: but you're gonna have better sex and then people will
Speaker 2: start respecting your needs when you're in the middle of
Speaker 2: trying to get to know them, when you're in the
Speaker 2: middle of sex. I mean, I've had a lot of
Speaker 2: sex on field and viol I don't know how much
Speaker 2: that is, but I'd say I've used it on and
Speaker 2: off since like twenty eighteen, and I haven't had a
Speaker 2: bad experience, Like there is never anyone terrible. Maybe a
Speaker 2: bad date or we awkward sex, but like at the
Speaker 2: end of the day, they kind of get it.
Speaker 5: Yes, And I think that you're going to.
Speaker 2: Be coming in as someone that is experienced with couples.
Speaker 2: You need couples that are experienced too, because it also
Speaker 2: muddies your experience.
Speaker 6: Yes, I completely agree. If actually there is no rebuttal
Speaker 6: to that that personal ad No, I mean there really
Speaker 6: is that. I fully agree with you because I've come
Speaker 6: to the same conclusion. It's just I have to sit
Speaker 6: here and be like, there is only so much energy
Speaker 6: that I want to a lot to do to put
Speaker 6: into it. That's so for this specific couple, I was
Speaker 6: not giving it to them because they weren't giving it back.
Speaker 6: The moment that I talk to more experienced couples, we
Speaker 6: do have that more personal It's not just the sexing thing,
Speaker 6: but we do eventually move to telegram and it's not
Speaker 6: all about the photo exchange. It's all about what are
Speaker 6: your boundaries? What are your heart knows? What is something
Speaker 6: that you want time thing? What is something you don't
Speaker 6: want to happen?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Do you want me to.
Speaker 6: Engage with you as the cuck, as the stag? Should
Speaker 6: I speak to you? Should I not speak to you?
Speaker 6: Should I only speak to her?
Speaker 2: And if you want to start having good taales like
Speaker 2: those things that you know how to do, you need
Speaker 2: a partner that's going to be doing the same. You
Speaker 2: can't be the only one coming in with a good
Speaker 2: dick and good communication. Agreed, And then I guess I'll
Speaker 2: last a bit of advice for you, would be And
Speaker 2: I talk about this in our book No Host part
Speaker 2: You have to be okay with rejection if you feel
Speaker 2: like you can't show up for how a couple wants
Speaker 2: you to show up. Your immediate fear going to they're
Speaker 2: going to leave me on red, or they're not going
Speaker 2: to be interested, or they're going to go on to
Speaker 2: the next needs to be okay, because you don't need
Speaker 2: to be in a place where you're wasting your time
Speaker 2: and wasting theirs, where after the experience you say, well,
Speaker 2: this is where it went wrong, this is where we're
Speaker 2: this is where we're wrong, and it wasn't a great
Speaker 2: experience because you know you left them unpleased and essentially
Speaker 2: you were too. So you just need to know what
Speaker 2: you want and how to communicate that. And when a
Speaker 2: couple isn't on the same page as you, be okay
Speaker 2: with not playing with them, right, not even pulling up
Speaker 2: because you know you about to play with your own orgasm. Right.
Speaker 6: And for me to synthesize what you're saying, it's not
Speaker 6: only be okay with being rejected by them, but rejecting
Speaker 6: yourself from the situation they're no longer in it. Okay,
Speaker 6: Yes I can, Yes, you understand that a.
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