WEBVTT - Live from San Francisco: How Malls Work

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff you should know from how Stuff Works

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark,

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<v Speaker 1>There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant. We're in beautiful San Francisco,

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<v Speaker 1>Our biggest, our biggest show to date. Seriously today on

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<v Speaker 1>a Sunday afternoon. Who San Francisco Sketch Fest. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So we're talking today everybody about a little something called

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<v Speaker 1>the Mall. And I'm not joking. Yeah, that's what I have.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's good. So we've been wanting to do something

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<v Speaker 1>on the mall for years now and years and years,

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<v Speaker 1>and we thought, well, what is San Francisco if not

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<v Speaker 1>the Mall? Right, they're gonna love this one, and I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we were wrong. Now, you guys will love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise. It's just like, um, like the Grass episode.

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<v Speaker 1>You may have been like, I'm not listening to that,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you finally ran out of episodes. Listen to

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<v Speaker 1>the Grass episode and you're like, that wasn't as bad

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<v Speaker 1>as I thought it was gonna be. This will be

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<v Speaker 1>similar to that experience, Okay, except the Grass episode is

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<v Speaker 1>free I promise we will give it our all. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why we're selling it. Like this is going

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<v Speaker 1>downhill so fast, it's great, okay, so hill shall we

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<v Speaker 1>get in the way back machine? Oh? Which is imaginary boo.

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<v Speaker 1>So when you think of shopping mall, you think of

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<v Speaker 1>the mall. Right, everybody knows what the mall is. If

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<v Speaker 1>there's somebody who doesn't know what the mall is, raise

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<v Speaker 1>your hand and whoever sitting next to that person, punch

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<v Speaker 1>them in the arm. Really hard to be, like, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what the mall is. I assume San Francisco

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<v Speaker 1>has malls somewhere. Oh yeah, they've got I've never seen one.

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<v Speaker 1>They're probably out a bit. It's not like a mall

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the mission, is there, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think so. Right, there's a few they pop up here there.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys will know, because I'll be like, so if

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<v Speaker 1>we're we're all on the way back machine and we're

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<v Speaker 1>going all the way back backpack back to ancient Rome

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<v Speaker 1>where the actual the first what you could consider a

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<v Speaker 1>shopping center appears. It was called Trajan's Market, and Trajan's

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<v Speaker 1>Market was built in something like one oh seven. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's early. I think it's anchor store was Trajan's Horse.

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<v Speaker 1>That was okay, sorry, if I had a store back there,

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<v Speaker 1>that would have totally called it Trajan's Horse. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's known as the world's oldest shopping center for

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<v Speaker 1>good reason. Again, it was built in one oh seven

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<v Speaker 1>and right now it's in ruins. There's some guy who

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<v Speaker 1>sells um those little balls with the raccoon tails on

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<v Speaker 1>the end of them on a tray, but he's technically

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<v Speaker 1>outside of the mall, so it doesn't really count. So

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<v Speaker 1>the mall is closed. It has been for several millennia now.

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<v Speaker 1>But the oldest continually operated. Um what you would might

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<v Speaker 1>call an outdoor market or mall is the Grand Bazaar

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<v Speaker 1>with an A and three. A's actually two, No, there's three.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been drinking, Yeah, just not together be a Z

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<v Speaker 1>A R. Yeah, I guess if I'm not gonna checking

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<v Speaker 1>his math checks out. That's a joke from Fletch. If

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not mistaken, I don't like alright, deep cut the

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<v Speaker 1>Grand Bizarre Istanbul between fourteen fifty five and fourteen sixty

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<v Speaker 1>one and is when that was built, and it is

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<v Speaker 1>still an operation today. About five thousand cupboard shops still

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<v Speaker 1>gets about a quarter million visitors a day, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>still rocking day. Yeah, yeah, a lot of folks. So

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<v Speaker 1>you've got what medieval market towns kind of started to

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<v Speaker 1>come later, um, seeports, all these things, these commercial districts

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<v Speaker 1>where people went to shop. They all had to kind

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<v Speaker 1>of be centered in an area together because people rode horses,

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<v Speaker 1>or they walked, or they were chased by other people whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But you had to go and get all of your

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<v Speaker 1>shopping done at one place, right, And that's just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a very ancient idea, and it's right, it's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>By the turn of the twentieth century here in the

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<v Speaker 1>u US we had something we still do. It hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>gone away. But pre mall, we had the department store.

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<v Speaker 1>And um, I think I even mentioned this on another show.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't dawn on me, you know, like the simplest

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<v Speaker 1>words dawn on you late in life, like what it

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<v Speaker 1>really means. I just always said, Hey, a department store.

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<v Speaker 1>It really just occourad to me a couple of years ago, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>just store full of many departments. Never really thought about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever have those? It's kind of nice department stores, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen stories high in Chicago, the Marshall and Field Company, Marshall,

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<v Speaker 1>Field and Company. And then in Detroit there was one

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<v Speaker 1>called J. L. Hudson's that it was twenty five floors

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<v Speaker 1>of department store floors of retail space. And this thing

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<v Speaker 1>took up like a whole block. Yeah, and there's nineteen eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's a lot of stuff. It is a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff. Uh. In eight though, if you back up

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, the first sort of enclosed shopping center

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<v Speaker 1>that you might kind of consider a mall mall even

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<v Speaker 1>though we really don't, as you'll see, because it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have an arcade, even though it is it's called the

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<v Speaker 1>Westminster Arcade, ironically, I didn't have an arcade. And Providence,

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<v Speaker 1>Rhode Island. Has anyone ever been to this place? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you really? Yes? I didn't know that you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>type in here I've been there. Yeah, all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know I needed to say that. Well, it was assumed. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a pretty cool place. So if you look it

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<v Speaker 1>up online, it doesn't look like the mall that you

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<v Speaker 1>would consider the mall looks like sort of like a

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<v Speaker 1>Greek revival building, and uh, it's like, yeah, it's really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got three it sort of looks like a train

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<v Speaker 1>station three floors, and recently they were going to demolish it,

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<v Speaker 1>but someone swooped in and built micro apartments. Now you

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<v Speaker 1>can live in there and they're really kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was gonna explain again what a micro apartment was,

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<v Speaker 1>but I forgot where I am. So you all know,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't that like a dresser drawer? Yes, and you walk

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<v Speaker 1>through the little thing that's like, I love living in

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<v Speaker 1>thirty square feet and it's just some guy standing in

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<v Speaker 1>a broom cloth. Pretty much. Uh, screw the sup herbs.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait even well, even back further than this, Russia should

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<v Speaker 1>get its due right, even even before the even before

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<v Speaker 1>the the the Westminster Arcade, there is this thing called

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<v Speaker 1>the ghost Veeded Voor. And I looked at the pronunciation,

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<v Speaker 1>but I should qualify that I looked at the pronunciation

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<v Speaker 1>on the same site that I looked up the pronunciation

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<v Speaker 1>on Disha chain, which I called Dixia chain throughout the

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<v Speaker 1>entire Underground City episode. So to take that for what

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<v Speaker 1>it is, I was about to say, all our Asian friends,

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<v Speaker 1>let us know that was wrong. But really, everyone of

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<v Speaker 1>every race. Let us know that was wrong, Thank you dummies.

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<v Speaker 1>After World War two, things really kind of evolved with

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<v Speaker 1>the shopping center though, That's when things kind of started going.

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<v Speaker 1>And um, in nineteen fifty Seattle's Northgate Center was Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>but I feel like we say several times the first

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<v Speaker 1>thing we think of them all. I guess it was

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<v Speaker 1>just part of the evolution, right. South Dale was the

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<v Speaker 1>first real mall. Alright, so Southdale we're gonna pick up

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<v Speaker 1>with Southdale. Southdale was in Adena, Minnesota, and Dinah, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you live corrections very nice. Where were you when I

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<v Speaker 1>was saying Dixie a chance over and over and over again.

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<v Speaker 1>Well previous to that, boy, we're jumping all around. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>This designer and really, um, the man who were gonna

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<v Speaker 1>either thank for the mall or blame for the mall,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on how you feel about malls is a gentleman

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<v Speaker 1>named Victor Gruin. Anyone want to correct me on that.

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<v Speaker 1>He's an Austrian architect and uh he designed Northlands Center

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<v Speaker 1>in Michigan. Is that correct? And it was? Northland Center

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<v Speaker 1>is in Southland, Michigan. Now looks so confusing, it's terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>It had a what was known in I said, anchor

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<v Speaker 1>store earlier. And this is what malls have. They have

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<v Speaker 1>these anchor stores which are still to this day mainly

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<v Speaker 1>department stores. And that anchor store was Hudson's Department Store,

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<v Speaker 1>but had about a hundred and ten other stores. But

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<v Speaker 1>it still wasn't a real mall mall because it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>um as you'll see uh introverted correct, and it wasn't enclosed.

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<v Speaker 1>It was open air. Yeah, like you know when you

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<v Speaker 1>go to those outlet malls today where it's just all

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<v Speaker 1>you're walking around outside like an idiot. You know. This

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of like what what um Southfield was like

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<v Speaker 1>in Michigan. And that's what all shopping malls were like

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<v Speaker 1>up to that point. They weren't closed. It was ninety

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<v Speaker 1>six in a Dina, Minnesota when the first enclosed mall

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<v Speaker 1>like we think of it today came about. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>I actually looked up the previous Northland They did close

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<v Speaker 1>that in in the seventies and it finally shuddered for

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<v Speaker 1>good a couple of years ago, and I found this

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<v Speaker 1>website that said twelve weirdest things left behind in the

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<v Speaker 1>Northland Center And it wasn't that exciting, but there was

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<v Speaker 1>one the group to tension room, and I started thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>holy crap, malls have jails. And I looked it up

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<v Speaker 1>and someone said, uh. I went to Yahoo answers like

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<v Speaker 1>where else do you go to get the real truth?

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<v Speaker 1>And the number one voted up answer said, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a real cell. It's just a small dark room with

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<v Speaker 1>no windows, in a chair and a camera in it

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<v Speaker 1>that you that you're not allowed to leave. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>and this one that's a department basically. This one had

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<v Speaker 1>chains on this benches and I was like, no, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a al cell. So I saw that too. There was

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<v Speaker 1>like a target cart under a spotlight. I think. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that was beautiful. Yeah, it was very arty, haunting.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you, lady, alright. So jumping back forward again

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<v Speaker 1>to Minneapolis. Outside of Minneapolis, is it aDNA Southdale twenty

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<v Speaker 1>million bucks? The anchor store was Donaldson's and Dayton's, right,

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<v Speaker 1>who can forget Donaldson's? I did, okay, And Dayton's actually

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<v Speaker 1>commissioned this mall to be built because they were building

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<v Speaker 1>a new outpost in the suburbs of Minneapolis. And it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't just by coincidence that Diana was ten miles away

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<v Speaker 1>from downtown Minneapolis because again this is nineteen fifty six,

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<v Speaker 1>so during the Cold War, and that's actually right outside

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<v Speaker 1>the eight mile blast radius of atomic bomb were it

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<v Speaker 1>to be dropped on Minneapolis, because of course that's what

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<v Speaker 1>the Rooskys were thinking, We're going from Minneapolis first. But

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<v Speaker 1>they've built a mall outside of the blast radius, so

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we'll just give up. So the original idea

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<v Speaker 1>for them all from Victor Gruen was to um, he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to kind you know how they have these mixed

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<v Speaker 1>use centers. Now, he had this idea way back then

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<v Speaker 1>and he wanted people to live there and uh kind

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<v Speaker 1>of congregate there. And we'll get a little more to

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<v Speaker 1>this later, but it sort of ended up just being

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<v Speaker 1>a shopping mall, to his disappointment. But he modeled it

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<v Speaker 1>on Northgate in Seattle and sort of the big idea

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<v Speaker 1>was that you go to these department stores because that's

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<v Speaker 1>what people were used to. But how do you get

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<v Speaker 1>them to these other stores? Was the big question, Right,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you get them shopping? Oh at the mall? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like ice, they're there because people went to department store.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you put a department store out in the suburbs,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll go to the department store. They're like, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I was supposed to take a left. Now I'm taking

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<v Speaker 1>the right. I'm at the department store. Who cares. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is is if you put Hunter and ten

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<v Speaker 1>other stores coming off of that department store, they just

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<v Speaker 1>go to the department store and leave. Not good, right

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<v Speaker 1>if you're one of these other stores. So what Northgate

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<v Speaker 1>figured out, and what is mind numbingly obvious but really works,

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<v Speaker 1>is you just take this department store, put another department store,

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<v Speaker 1>and then put the shops in between them, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the people take a right, but they should take a left.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're fine, we're going to the department store. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>there's another department store. Well, i'll just walk past this.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe i'll buy that. We'll buy a little bit of this. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>i'll take a feather boa And then they walk into

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<v Speaker 1>the other department store and and consumerism is saved. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>It was revolutionary at the time. So he built he

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<v Speaker 1>was commissioned at least by Dayton's department store to build

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<v Speaker 1>this uh kind of advanced shopping center. Didn't call them

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<v Speaker 1>malls at the time. They called him advanced shopping centers

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<v Speaker 1>and that's so high tech. He actually at its space

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<v Speaker 1>for a competitor at the other end because he had

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<v Speaker 1>this idea like how to keep people there? And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how he talked Dayton's into it. Were like wait, wait, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like hold on a second, no, no, we're paying you

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<v Speaker 1>to do this, and you want to put a competitor's

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<v Speaker 1>store in there. He's like, yeah, it'll work, trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>So a few minutes ago I mentioned that it was introverted.

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<v Speaker 1>My uncle's still texting me, um, still looking for parking,

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<v Speaker 1>just circling the castro at this point. Uh so we

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned introverted and extroverted malls previous to this. We're outdoor,

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<v Speaker 1>and like we said, they were extroverted. So in other words,

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<v Speaker 1>you walk the perimeter and the stores faced the outside

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<v Speaker 1>and they had doors on them that you would walk

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<v Speaker 1>into if you wanted to shop. So he had this

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<v Speaker 1>idea like, wait, let's reverse all that. Let's turn it

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<v Speaker 1>all inside. Where you walk into this huge building. You

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<v Speaker 1>got these two stores on both ends, and there are

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<v Speaker 1>no doors. They might have a gate they lower at night,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's just open, like pool will just walk through

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<v Speaker 1>this little concourse and all the stores are wide open

0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:07.320
<v Speaker 1>for everyone's air conditioned. It's heated, not at the same time,

0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:11.960
<v Speaker 1>at appropriate times, especially in a place like Minneapolis, it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably a nice place to go in the wintertime. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a big deal, and he introverted him. Is

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<v Speaker 1>what they're called right where they look in on themselves

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<v Speaker 1>and they're enclosed as well. So for the first time ever,

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<v Speaker 1>you could just walk around this beautiful place with trees

0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.040
<v Speaker 1>and he put like a twenty foot bird cage, and

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<v Speaker 1>there were goldfish ponds and all this stuff. And it

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<v Speaker 1>would be the middle of winter and you could walk

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<v Speaker 1>around in short sleeves and be like, I live in

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<v Speaker 1>a Dina, not a dina. Uh. The other thing he

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<v Speaker 1>kind of nailed right out of the gate was um.

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<v Speaker 1>Previous to this, shopping malls were usually um or shopping

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<v Speaker 1>centers are on one floor and they were spread out

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<v Speaker 1>over this big, broad area and you had to enter

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<v Speaker 1>from the outside and walk around the cold and it

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<v Speaker 1>was all this one big, single level. And he said,

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<v Speaker 1>how about this, how about we stack it, because this

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<v Speaker 1>is a genius. Everyone put a store on one end,

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<v Speaker 1>put a store on the other end. You stack him

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<v Speaker 1>on top of each other. You put escalators on both sides.

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<v Speaker 1>You park in this side, you go into your department store,

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<v Speaker 1>you walk down on the first level to get to

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<v Speaker 1>the other department store, you get down the escalator, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you walk back on the other level to get

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<v Speaker 1>to your car, and you've seen every store and it

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<v Speaker 1>was genius. It was retailed genius, exactly pretty amazing. And

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<v Speaker 1>again we take this for granted now, but at the

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<v Speaker 1>time everyone's like, I never thought of that. Well, the

0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:34.320
<v Speaker 1>point that we take this for granted, like all of

0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:37.840
<v Speaker 1>this sounds brain dead. All of this came essentially from

0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.400
<v Speaker 1>this one guy, this dude named Victor Grewitt, who was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like a high artsy Fartsia society type from

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<v Speaker 1>Austria who fled the Nazis in and was a self

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<v Speaker 1>taught architect right who just started designing them all. And

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<v Speaker 1>he invented the mall, and he got basically everything right

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<v Speaker 1>right out of the gate, actually amazing. The MSS has

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<v Speaker 1>a really great quote about him, They say that, um,

0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:08.879
<v Speaker 1>he it was as if Orville and Wilbur Wright invented

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<v Speaker 1>not just manned flight but also tray tables and duty

0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:18.600
<v Speaker 1>free service. Not bad. The other thing he got right

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<v Speaker 1>right out of the gate was these uh low balconies.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if you ever go into them all, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're on that top floor, you can look down

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<v Speaker 1>and say, I gotta go into Chess King and get

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<v Speaker 1>some parachute pants. Or if you're down on the bottom floor,

0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:32.800
<v Speaker 1>you can look up and you can see, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>go to Merry Go Around and check out the ladies.

0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Merry Go Around. Man, that takes me back. There will

0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:43.399
<v Speaker 1>be a bit of nostalgia peppered in here and there. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think I put Merry Go Around. I

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<v Speaker 1>put Camelot music is what I have in my Camelot

0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:53.320
<v Speaker 1>music everyone. And the joke I have was the Duran

0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Duran Kiss single. Oh my God, the Kiss single. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like I just ate a whole bud of member berries

0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:05.480
<v Speaker 1>or something of what member berries. I don't know. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a yeah, well three other people love that joke. So

0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:19.000
<v Speaker 1>more than seventy five thousand people. Seventy five thousand people

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<v Speaker 1>turned out on the grand opening day of South Dale Mall,

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<v Speaker 1>and not just local press, Life Magazine, Time Magazine, UH,

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<v Speaker 1>New York Times, Business Week, Newsweek. They all came out

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<v Speaker 1>and said things like it's the splashiest center in the

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<v Speaker 1>US as a goldfish pond, birds art, ten acres of

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<v Speaker 1>stores and all under one Minnesota roof. It's a pleasure

0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:43.960
<v Speaker 1>dome with parking, said Time magazine. But one guy got

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<v Speaker 1>it right. One guy said south Dale has become an

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<v Speaker 1>integral part of the American Way, and this is the

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<v Speaker 1>first mall. And some journalist points Witt and says, this

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<v Speaker 1>is how things are from now on. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>the page that is very hard for me to read because,

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<v Speaker 1>as you can see, I crumpled it up. Well, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>so if we're going to release this, we should probably

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<v Speaker 1>take an a break. Huh oh yeah, sure, Okay, you're ready,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll be right back. And we're back, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you thought of that. You guys get to

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<v Speaker 1>see how the sausage. So, as I was saying before

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<v Speaker 1>the break, I don't know if you can see it there,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is crumpled up and very hard to read.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Josh sent a new version and I in the

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<v Speaker 1>hotel room, I said, great, I printed it out. I

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<v Speaker 1>crumpled up the wrong one, m through it away and

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<v Speaker 1>right before I came, I was searching through the trash

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, here it is. It's not the bad actually,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're gonna entitle this next section the Golden Age

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<v Speaker 1>of the mall. That it wouldn't be a live show

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<v Speaker 1>if we didn't have a golden age of skyjacking, Golden

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<v Speaker 1>age of pr golden age of grave robbing, and now

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<v Speaker 1>the golden age of the mall. It was about to

0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:26.240
<v Speaker 1>say golden Age of Brodney Dangerfield, but it was all

0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:30.479
<v Speaker 1>golden age for that guy. So the mall had its

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<v Speaker 1>golden age. Between nineteen fifty six and two thousand, five

0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:40.000
<v Speaker 1>fifteen hundred malls America were built, possibly two thousand, possibly

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<v Speaker 1>three thousand, what no one knows. They just stopped counting

0:20:44.720 --> 0:20:48.159
<v Speaker 1>pretty much. They're like, forget it will stay seven thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Who cares? Million? A million malls were built between that

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<v Speaker 1>time in the US. So there's a woman named Lisa

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<v Speaker 1>Sharon who wrote a book called America The Mall Colon,

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<v Speaker 1>because you book has to have a colon if you're smart.

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<v Speaker 1>The cultural role of retail utopia. And she said, for

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<v Speaker 1>the children's seventies, eighties, and nineties, the shopping mall was

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<v Speaker 1>the place to be, space where we defined as our own.

0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:13.879
<v Speaker 1>The mall taught us how to fit in, how to

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<v Speaker 1>be a consumer ultimately, how to be an American? Uh So,

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<v Speaker 1>who I mean, we don't You don't have to say

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<v Speaker 1>how old you are. But if if you grew up

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<v Speaker 1>in sort of the seventies and the eighties, you know

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<v Speaker 1>that the mall and into the nineties, of course, the

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<v Speaker 1>shopping mall was like it's different than it is today.

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<v Speaker 1>Like families used to go to the mall for the day.

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<v Speaker 1>You pick a Saturday, and you all pile in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>you go to the mall. You maybe go see a movie,

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<v Speaker 1>the kids would go to the arcade. Mom and dad

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<v Speaker 1>would do some shopping, and you would literally spend like

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<v Speaker 1>six and eight hours as a family outing at a mall. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty unbelievable to think about that. Now you gather around

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<v Speaker 1>the laptop and go onto Amazon dot com. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll sit around and stare at your phones and ignore it.

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<v Speaker 1>You say, yes, I would like to get into for

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<v Speaker 1>men to pickles. I could do some fermentation weights. Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for suggesting that Amazon. Interesting. You just changed my life.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was a big deal. You would spend family

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<v Speaker 1>day at the mall. And uh in the eighties, it

0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:18.320
<v Speaker 1>was just it was a part of America as anything else. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>there were uh restaurants in the food court at the

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<v Speaker 1>mall that didn't exist outside of the mall. They were

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<v Speaker 1>born in the mall, like Cinnabon. Someone gasped, that's it,

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<v Speaker 1>we can go home now. We're ever working toward as

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<v Speaker 1>a gasp from somebody. Orange Julius that was another one.

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<v Speaker 1>And Express was only in malls for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>And apparently Sparrow. Everyone knows of Samorrow right. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so tied to malls that when Sabarrow filed for bankruptcy

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<v Speaker 1>in two fourteen, they cited unprecedented decline in mall traffic

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<v Speaker 1>in their filing. There's like, no one likes the mall anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>We're tomorrow, We're dead. Word good Chick fil A too.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys don't have Chick fil A here, do you? Oh?

0:23:07.840 --> 0:23:14.800
<v Speaker 1>You do? Long before we knew the chicken. This is

0:23:14.840 --> 0:23:16.840
<v Speaker 1>back when everyone just thought it was delicious and juicy

0:23:16.880 --> 0:23:23.240
<v Speaker 1>and crispy, not filled with homophobia. But no, no, they've

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<v Speaker 1>they've since walked it back. So it's all fine. We're

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<v Speaker 1>just not open on Sundays. Uh Chick fil A would

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<v Speaker 1>used to only be in the mall. I think there

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<v Speaker 1>was one original chick fil A store in Georgia. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's where it was born. But aside from that,

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<v Speaker 1>it was only in the mall. And I remember, uh

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<v Speaker 1>going to the mall. Remember when malls used and they

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<v Speaker 1>may still do this. I don't go to malls. There's

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<v Speaker 1>on Amazon dot com. Um. Malls used to have events

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<v Speaker 1>like a world record Sunday, I Scream Sunday or something

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<v Speaker 1>to get people there. I went to Chick fil A

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<v Speaker 1>when I was about ten at North Lake Mall, which

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<v Speaker 1>was my mall, because they had the world's largest cup

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<v Speaker 1>of lemonade on a Saturday afternoon. My mom took me

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<v Speaker 1>and I drank from that spigot among the thousands of

0:24:10.200 --> 0:24:14.320
<v Speaker 1>other people, and it was not even that impressive, Like

0:24:14.359 --> 0:24:16.080
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was giant, but now that I'm adult,

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<v Speaker 1>it was probably like eight ft high. Right now it

0:24:18.200 --> 0:24:20.240
<v Speaker 1>was sixty four ounces. But they were just the first

0:24:20.240 --> 0:24:23.200
<v Speaker 1>ones to try, so whatever they did was the world's

0:24:23.240 --> 0:24:26.840
<v Speaker 1>biggest cup of lemon eight. That was a mall event

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<v Speaker 1>that I went to. What was your mall? I had

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<v Speaker 1>to because we moved a very formative time in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I had Southwick Mall, Untiledo Noah, and then I had

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<v Speaker 1>a town Center Mall in Atlanta. No, okay, you guys

0:24:44.960 --> 0:24:47.800
<v Speaker 1>haven't been to Town Center Mall. Believe me, I would

0:24:47.840 --> 0:24:55.879
<v Speaker 1>recognize you. No, no, not necessarily. No, I would not

0:24:55.960 --> 0:24:58.960
<v Speaker 1>call myself a mall rat because I wasn't. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like sell or consume drugs at the mall, so it

0:25:01.920 --> 0:25:04.960
<v Speaker 1>wasn't a mall rat. I was like, they're legitimately like

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<v Speaker 1>I was there to visit the Led Zeppelin box set

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<v Speaker 1>on cassette that I was saving up to buy, just

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<v Speaker 1>it was still there, you know, Or like I would

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<v Speaker 1>go to Spencer's and like put my hand on the

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<v Speaker 1>plasma ball. Let's be like, yeah, Spencer Gifts. Well I

0:25:20.680 --> 0:25:22.320
<v Speaker 1>say that like you're from here. I know that like

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<v Speaker 1>eight people are from San Francisco in this room, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Spencer Gifts. Okay, very titilating place for a young Bathos

0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:33.440
<v Speaker 1>because because there's the one section, you know what I'm

0:25:33.480 --> 0:25:37.639
<v Speaker 1>talking about, plus the posters too. Yeah, it's funny now

0:25:37.680 --> 0:25:40.320
<v Speaker 1>as an adult, the one section, I just thought it

0:25:40.359 --> 0:25:42.800
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh man, and then there are some children

0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:46.240
<v Speaker 1>here just you don't know what I'm talking about. Maybe

0:25:46.440 --> 0:25:49.400
<v Speaker 1>maybe she's used pick I don't know how to do that.

0:25:49.640 --> 0:25:52.480
<v Speaker 1>It was but for a young Baptist kid, I was

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<v Speaker 1>just like I would I would. I would walk by

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<v Speaker 1>it and I would pretend like I'm looking at other

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<v Speaker 1>things and just look in that section to see what

0:25:59.040 --> 0:26:01.320
<v Speaker 1>was in it. I remember, and now it's just so

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<v Speaker 1>dumb the stuff that was in that section. Yeah, it's

0:26:04.200 --> 0:26:07.440
<v Speaker 1>like a stud collar. It's like who cares. By the time,

0:26:07.480 --> 0:26:09.960
<v Speaker 1>you're like, I got it checking me out yesterday was

0:26:10.000 --> 0:26:14.479
<v Speaker 1>wearing one and nothing else. Maybe a condom with bells,

0:26:14.520 --> 0:26:19.240
<v Speaker 1>and that's it so silly. I remember walking past Victoria's

0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Secret like I was not doing that on purpose, but

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of like like I could. Actually I trained

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<v Speaker 1>my right eye to go like I took a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of exercise, a lot of work, a lot of muscle relaxers,

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<v Speaker 1>but I got a town path. Oh that's good. And

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<v Speaker 1>that was pretty cell phone when you couldn't fake like

0:26:42.480 --> 0:26:47.880
<v Speaker 1>you were doing something else. Good work. That's very impressive.

0:26:48.800 --> 0:26:50.680
<v Speaker 1>You trained it back and everything I did now I

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<v Speaker 1>can't do it anymore or else I show you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where I was. I got so side

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<v Speaker 1>tracked my North Lake mall. Oh and the gold mine

0:26:57.600 --> 0:27:00.439
<v Speaker 1>was my arcade at the mall wonderful. You get like

0:27:00.640 --> 0:27:03.520
<v Speaker 1>twenty tokens for a dollar on a Wednesday, and now

0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:06.240
<v Speaker 1>games cost like a dollar fifty to play one game.

0:27:07.320 --> 0:27:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Ah progress, That's what else did they have back in

0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:16.440
<v Speaker 1>those days? You made a list Chess King, of course,

0:27:16.480 --> 0:27:21.280
<v Speaker 1>Marry go Around. I mentioned contempo casuals. Ladies knew this

0:27:21.359 --> 0:27:29.400
<v Speaker 1>section was all into that county seat remember county seat.

0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:31.280
<v Speaker 1>That is a deep cut. Or you could go get

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:33.320
<v Speaker 1>gene blue. It was like when the gap used to

0:27:33.400 --> 0:27:37.159
<v Speaker 1>be like sweatshirts and blue jeans before they rebranded. You

0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:40.560
<v Speaker 1>should go back to that. Merry go Around. Can't want music?

0:27:40.600 --> 0:27:43.400
<v Speaker 1>What else? Oh? Well, bookstores? You could just say bookstore

0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:47.120
<v Speaker 1>and that would be novel. Be Dalton Books. I think

0:27:47.160 --> 0:27:50.600
<v Speaker 1>I consumed every single volume of truly tasteless jokes and

0:27:50.640 --> 0:27:54.480
<v Speaker 1>those without buying a single one. Man, I remember those, God,

0:27:54.560 --> 0:27:59.159
<v Speaker 1>those are great. Pet Doctor the cruelest, cutest store of

0:27:59.200 --> 0:28:02.600
<v Speaker 1>all time, Remember like the Mall Pet Store. It was

0:28:02.640 --> 0:28:04.359
<v Speaker 1>like this, hamps are so cute and then it died

0:28:04.400 --> 0:28:09.280
<v Speaker 1>like an hour later from Neglay. It just shuffle it

0:28:09.280 --> 0:28:15.080
<v Speaker 1>out and put a new one in. There's a trap door. Nice.

0:28:17.119 --> 0:28:21.840
<v Speaker 1>John Hodgeman to hate this show. Dripping with nostalgia. He's

0:28:21.880 --> 0:28:24.120
<v Speaker 1>here in this town. He refused to come because he knew,

0:28:28.240 --> 0:28:33.240
<v Speaker 1>you kidding, he'd already be up here. Like the nostalgia's toxic.

0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:37.760
<v Speaker 1>The mall became a prominent fixture in movies of the day,

0:28:37.800 --> 0:28:42.520
<v Speaker 1>of course, the Sherman Oaks Galleria and California, which is

0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:45.280
<v Speaker 1>where we are, yea California here. That was the mall

0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:47.280
<v Speaker 1>in Fast Times a Ridgemont High one of the great

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:50.600
<v Speaker 1>mall movies, and full mall movie, but it's short. It

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:54.960
<v Speaker 1>also appeared prominently in Commando, where on a sports nigger

0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:57.840
<v Speaker 1>beats up like a ton of guys at the mall. Yeah,

0:28:58.120 --> 0:29:02.480
<v Speaker 1>same mall. Uh. And I of the comment you mentioned, anyone.

0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:07.720
<v Speaker 1>I remember seeing that as a kid and thinking, because

0:29:07.760 --> 0:29:09.400
<v Speaker 1>you know that here if you haven't seen the movie,

0:29:09.440 --> 0:29:13.920
<v Speaker 1>this comment comes and destroys like everyone at night. Yeah,

0:29:14.400 --> 0:29:16.640
<v Speaker 1>and everyone has these comment parties to watch the comment,

0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:20.160
<v Speaker 1>but it kills everybody except for the two really hot

0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:23.840
<v Speaker 1>teenage girls that didn't watch the comment, and then a

0:29:23.840 --> 0:29:25.960
<v Speaker 1>few other people. And what do they do. They go

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:28.800
<v Speaker 1>to the mall shop because it's abandoned. And I remember

0:29:28.800 --> 0:29:30.960
<v Speaker 1>being a kid thinking that would be the dopest thing

0:29:31.000 --> 0:29:34.760
<v Speaker 1>ever to just go in an empty mall and it's

0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 1>all yours order order to live at Restoration Hardware, to

0:29:38.760 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 1>run into Spencer Gifts into that section. Yeah, just like

0:29:45.160 --> 0:29:50.840
<v Speaker 1>pass out from pleasure. That's what a way did you

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:54.160
<v Speaker 1>and you missed your chance? You could be walking around

0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:56.440
<v Speaker 1>the castro right right kind of look out and there's

0:29:56.440 --> 0:29:58.520
<v Speaker 1>a creepy guy with a wandering eye staring at me

0:30:00.400 --> 0:30:06.400
<v Speaker 1>and who knew? Who knew? Uh? What else? The Blues

0:30:06.440 --> 0:30:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Brothers had a very famous mall scene. Yeah, they went

0:30:08.720 --> 0:30:15.800
<v Speaker 1>through the Dixie Square Mall, sorry the Square mall that

0:30:16.000 --> 0:30:20.400
<v Speaker 1>where they were like, this place has got everything. Uh,

0:30:20.400 --> 0:30:22.640
<v Speaker 1>and maybe one of the most famous mall parking lots

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:25.440
<v Speaker 1>of all time the Twin Pines Mall from Back to

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:29.720
<v Speaker 1>the Future, which was actually the Quinte Heels mall. Heels

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:35.240
<v Speaker 1>that was possibly appropriate maybe, which I don't even know

0:30:35.240 --> 0:30:36.800
<v Speaker 1>where that is. I mean, it's in l A obviously,

0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:40.200
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not sure it's a It's in City of Industry,

0:30:40.640 --> 0:30:45.520
<v Speaker 1>which is name for a town everybody you know, it's

0:30:45.520 --> 0:30:49.680
<v Speaker 1>outside of l A. I looked it up. And of

0:30:49.680 --> 0:30:51.560
<v Speaker 1>course mall rats, which we don't need to talk about

0:30:51.560 --> 0:30:55.120
<v Speaker 1>too much. Because it was a little really that was

0:30:55.240 --> 0:31:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Smith. Here's a really high voice. N Smith. You

0:31:00.880 --> 0:31:03.800
<v Speaker 1>can't leave out moon Unit Zappa dude, Oh well, yeah,

0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:06.160
<v Speaker 1>of course. Valley Girl. Yeah, she had a hit single,

0:31:06.240 --> 0:31:10.120
<v Speaker 1>Valley Girl, and her father, Frank Zappa hated the Valley

0:31:10.160 --> 0:31:12.480
<v Speaker 1>Girls right, and while it kind of blew up in

0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:14.800
<v Speaker 1>his face when he released a song with his daughter

0:31:15.120 --> 0:31:19.200
<v Speaker 1>about how stupid Valley Girls were, that it actually popularized

0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:23.320
<v Speaker 1>Valley Girls and made him cool in America. So eat that,

0:31:23.400 --> 0:31:33.720
<v Speaker 1>Frank Zappa. Uh, he's past. That's eat that. In Musical Heaven,

0:31:35.680 --> 0:31:38.320
<v Speaker 1>so um, alls started to really grow um, not only

0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:41.600
<v Speaker 1>in popularity but in size, to the point, as Josh says,

0:31:41.640 --> 0:31:46.080
<v Speaker 1>of sheer absurdity. Uh in Canada, because they have malls too,

0:31:46.360 --> 0:31:49.400
<v Speaker 1>I should say, uh yeah, yeah, we have some Canadians here,

0:31:50.760 --> 0:31:57.120
<v Speaker 1>and yet no one from Toledo. The West Edmonton mall

0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:01.680
<v Speaker 1>really all right opened and no one from Toledo, anyone

0:32:01.720 --> 0:32:04.920
<v Speaker 1>from Elm Street in Edmonton. Yeah, that's what I thought.

0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 1>It was open. Two had an ice skating rink, It

0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:15.560
<v Speaker 1>had sea lions in a pool boo, and an indoor

0:32:15.560 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 1>bungee jump. It's a tempt fate for shoppers right over

0:32:20.080 --> 0:32:23.680
<v Speaker 1>the Sea Lions. It's just scared than terrible. Oh my god.

0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Sea Lions hate being jumped over, and the developers knew

0:32:28.720 --> 0:32:33.200
<v Speaker 1>it too. And of course the Mall of America, perhaps

0:32:33.200 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 1>the most famous mall in Minnesota. Uh, they were gonna

0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:41.680
<v Speaker 1>build a roller coaster there when they decided to build

0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:45.440
<v Speaker 1>three roller coasters there. I've never been there. Have you

0:32:45.480 --> 0:32:49.480
<v Speaker 1>been there in Mall of America? Anyone been there? Oh? Wow?

0:32:49.560 --> 0:32:54.760
<v Speaker 1>All right? Huge? Right it's outside of a Dina, so

0:32:54.960 --> 0:32:57.600
<v Speaker 1>actually no, really, it's like seven miles from a Dina.

0:32:59.040 --> 0:33:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Should we go to the mall Walkers? Yea. This may

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:04.840
<v Speaker 1>be one of my favorite sections of any show we've

0:33:04.840 --> 0:33:10.440
<v Speaker 1>ever done, because I love Mall Walkers. I didn't know

0:33:10.480 --> 0:33:12.560
<v Speaker 1>it existed until I worked at them all I worked,

0:33:12.720 --> 0:33:14.160
<v Speaker 1>I think I mentioned on the show. I worked at

0:33:14.160 --> 0:33:18.280
<v Speaker 1>the Gap for a month in college over Christmas break

0:33:18.640 --> 0:33:20.520
<v Speaker 1>and I was a champion folder and I still have

0:33:20.560 --> 0:33:23.880
<v Speaker 1>those skills today. Were you really? You know? I actually

0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:27.160
<v Speaker 1>quit working in the Gap is because they got mad

0:33:27.280 --> 0:33:31.520
<v Speaker 1>that I wouldn't recommend socks and belts as they checked out,

0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:33.720
<v Speaker 1>and I said, I think if they wanted socks and belts,

0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:36.480
<v Speaker 1>they would get socks and belts. And my manager said,

0:33:36.600 --> 0:33:38.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't know if the gap is right

0:33:38.400 --> 0:33:42.920
<v Speaker 1>for you, and I think you might be right. I

0:33:42.960 --> 0:33:45.680
<v Speaker 1>took off my little pen and I handed it to him,

0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:48.360
<v Speaker 1>and me and my mock turtleneck strolled right on that

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:52.239
<v Speaker 1>and that was it. That's the only retail job I've

0:33:52.240 --> 0:33:56.080
<v Speaker 1>ever I did. But anyway, a long way of getting

0:33:56.080 --> 0:33:58.880
<v Speaker 1>to mall walkers. I remember showing up for work one

0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 1>morning to open and there were these old people walking

0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:05.560
<v Speaker 1>around and I thought, does anyone know that they're in

0:34:05.640 --> 0:34:11.359
<v Speaker 1>here because the mall is not open yet? And someone said, yeah,

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:14.320
<v Speaker 1>they they live in uh and Merry go round and

0:34:14.400 --> 0:34:17.680
<v Speaker 1>come out at night from the giant pants they just

0:34:17.719 --> 0:34:22.440
<v Speaker 1>screwed out of the legs. But they explained to me

0:34:22.480 --> 0:34:24.839
<v Speaker 1>what a mall walker was, and even at a young age,

0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:28.200
<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's wonderful. It warmed my heart and

0:34:28.239 --> 0:34:31.560
<v Speaker 1>it became a legit, real American thing. It did. Apparently

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:33.800
<v Speaker 1>the CDC did a report on this, because if you

0:34:33.840 --> 0:34:40.359
<v Speaker 1>can't study gun violence, might as well study mall walking.

0:34:44.960 --> 0:34:48.040
<v Speaker 1>And in two thousand and fifteen they said, uh, malls

0:34:48.120 --> 0:34:53.480
<v Speaker 1>are right behind neighborhoods for popularity of walking they just

0:34:53.520 --> 0:34:58.040
<v Speaker 1>went to bed after that, but they did a little

0:34:58.080 --> 0:35:00.680
<v Speaker 1>more digging and they said the reason people of malls

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:06.200
<v Speaker 1>is because there's restrooms, water fountains, benches, and level surfaces.

0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:08.600
<v Speaker 1>And this is one of my favorite quotes from any

0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:13.440
<v Speaker 1>CDC report ever. They said that quote, the latest fashionable

0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:16.600
<v Speaker 1>workout attire is not a requisite for mall walking, And

0:35:16.680 --> 0:35:22.279
<v Speaker 1>no truer words have ever been spoken. You won't find

0:35:22.280 --> 0:35:25.000
<v Speaker 1>any yoga pants on the mall walkers. As a matter

0:35:25.000 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 1>of fact, I would imagine you would be ostracized if

0:35:27.280 --> 0:35:29.480
<v Speaker 1>you did just kind of gussy, if like you're putting

0:35:29.480 --> 0:35:31.839
<v Speaker 1>on airs or something. You know, they don't play that

0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:35.640
<v Speaker 1>in a dina. Yeah. Actually, you know what mall walker's

0:35:35.680 --> 0:35:39.440
<v Speaker 1>where those uh those workout pants that that look like

0:35:39.640 --> 0:35:42.359
<v Speaker 1>lotted up paper. You know what I'm talking about. It's

0:35:42.400 --> 0:35:44.440
<v Speaker 1>like this wrinkly, weird material. I don't even know what

0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:49.160
<v Speaker 1>it's made of. Fish skin? What? Yes, all right, we're

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:50.879
<v Speaker 1>gonna talk about all right, we'll talk about it later.

0:35:51.440 --> 0:35:53.719
<v Speaker 1>Let's hang on to this page to remind us to

0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:56.960
<v Speaker 1>talk about it. Well, that's fish skin, but you mean

0:35:57.000 --> 0:36:01.600
<v Speaker 1>clothing that's totally weird, but it makes sense in a way.

0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Uh So, these these generally elderly folks are walking around malls.

0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:08.960
<v Speaker 1>And at the Mall of America, they have a PR

0:36:09.040 --> 0:36:12.160
<v Speaker 1>coordinator there named Tara Neebling, and she says, we love

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:17.920
<v Speaker 1>our wall uh wall markers, mall walkers. They're very special

0:36:17.920 --> 0:36:20.400
<v Speaker 1>to us, and they even have a program. They're so adorable.

0:36:20.600 --> 0:36:23.439
<v Speaker 1>But they give them little swipe cards. It keeps track.

0:36:23.480 --> 0:36:25.560
<v Speaker 1>It's sort of like a fitbit, but they can't wear

0:36:25.560 --> 0:36:28.040
<v Speaker 1>a fitbit, I guess because I don't even know why.

0:36:28.120 --> 0:36:31.040
<v Speaker 1>They can't figure it out or something that's very agist

0:36:31.040 --> 0:36:34.080
<v Speaker 1>and is going to be against the wall for that

0:36:34.160 --> 0:36:37.000
<v Speaker 1>joke later on. But they've given these little swipe cards

0:36:37.000 --> 0:36:39.600
<v Speaker 1>that lets them track how much they're walking and how

0:36:39.680 --> 0:36:43.479
<v Speaker 1>much exercise they're getting. They have monthly breakfast meetings where

0:36:43.480 --> 0:36:46.920
<v Speaker 1>they have health experts come in and talk about we

0:36:46.920 --> 0:36:51.319
<v Speaker 1>should all go there right now. And all this is

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:54.239
<v Speaker 1>in exchange for a fifteen dollar annual fee if you

0:36:54.280 --> 0:36:57.640
<v Speaker 1>want to officially be a member. But don't feel bad, sir,

0:36:58.360 --> 0:37:00.479
<v Speaker 1>because like I was, like, what a rip? He said.

0:37:01.400 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 1>They welcome unofficial mall walkers a k a. The old

0:37:06.040 --> 0:37:09.640
<v Speaker 1>dudes who refused to pay the fifteen dollars a k

0:37:09.840 --> 0:37:15.920
<v Speaker 1>a society's leeches. That would be me. I'm not paying

0:37:16.000 --> 0:37:21.720
<v Speaker 1>fifty dollars. That's mean about ten or fifteen years. Anyway,

0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:23.959
<v Speaker 1>I think it's adorable. Uh. And the whole thing about

0:37:24.000 --> 0:37:26.640
<v Speaker 1>mall walkers is they it was a problem at first

0:37:26.640 --> 0:37:29.400
<v Speaker 1>because they didn't used to open malls to allow this.

0:37:29.560 --> 0:37:31.399
<v Speaker 1>They just came to the mall when it was open

0:37:31.440 --> 0:37:33.759
<v Speaker 1>and they would walk around. And they said that there

0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:35.080
<v Speaker 1>was a quote in here they said they thought it

0:37:35.080 --> 0:37:38.680
<v Speaker 1>would upset the regular shoppers to have them just exercising

0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:42.279
<v Speaker 1>among them. And they're like, you know, what do we do?

0:37:42.360 --> 0:37:45.200
<v Speaker 1>We can't kill them. They got our they have our

0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:48.680
<v Speaker 1>arms behind our backs, like they really have us over

0:37:48.719 --> 0:37:52.080
<v Speaker 1>a barrel. You can't kill them, can we? We could

0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:54.520
<v Speaker 1>wait for them to die. And I guess this is

0:37:54.600 --> 0:37:58.359
<v Speaker 1>that they're really healthy. Owners gets together once a year,

0:38:00.200 --> 0:38:04.719
<v Speaker 1>capes red satin inside black on, you know. So they

0:38:04.719 --> 0:38:06.680
<v Speaker 1>decided to open them all just for them to walk

0:38:06.719 --> 0:38:10.240
<v Speaker 1>around before the store is open, which is just adorable,

0:38:10.280 --> 0:38:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I think. And speaking of the Mall of America, Douglas Copeland,

0:38:15.320 --> 0:38:17.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if any of you have read Generation X.

0:38:17.800 --> 0:38:21.279
<v Speaker 1>It's a really great book, but he basically coined the name.

0:38:21.320 --> 0:38:26.239
<v Speaker 1>Apparently no one's read it. Douglas Copeland, Um, wow, this

0:38:26.400 --> 0:38:28.680
<v Speaker 1>really would work so much better if you guys knew

0:38:28.719 --> 0:38:32.479
<v Speaker 1>what what Generation X was. Yeah, we wrote it. So

0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:35.680
<v Speaker 1>he wrote the book literally Generation X, and like just

0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:37.799
<v Speaker 1>set the tone for the whole thing. And he was

0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:42.360
<v Speaker 1>actually at the opening of Mall of America on August

0:38:43.320 --> 0:38:45.400
<v Speaker 1>and he was up there on stage with the local

0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:48.600
<v Speaker 1>radio affiliate, and he said that everybody was walking by

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:51.040
<v Speaker 1>with what he called country fair face, where they were

0:38:51.080 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 1>like google eyed and eating ice cream, couldn't believe this mall.

0:38:54.680 --> 0:38:56.880
<v Speaker 1>It was the most amazing thing they've ever seen. And

0:38:56.920 --> 0:38:59.319
<v Speaker 1>he said that the interviewer just assumed he was going

0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:02.520
<v Speaker 1>to be like a lacquer ironic wise ass and said,

0:39:02.920 --> 0:39:04.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, I bet you think this whole mall is

0:39:04.760 --> 0:39:08.160
<v Speaker 1>very hokey and trashy. And Douglas Copeland said, actually not

0:39:08.280 --> 0:39:13.680
<v Speaker 1>at all, Chuck, where should I start here? Oh? Oh, sorry,

0:39:13.680 --> 0:39:15.839
<v Speaker 1>I can finish my part. And then the radio guy

0:39:16.040 --> 0:39:21.560
<v Speaker 1>was like, what, Chuck, and he said, quote, I mean

0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:23.719
<v Speaker 1>that I feel like I'm in another era that we

0:39:23.760 --> 0:39:26.600
<v Speaker 1>thought had vanished, but it really hasn't, not yet. I

0:39:26.640 --> 0:39:28.920
<v Speaker 1>think we might one day look back on photos of

0:39:28.960 --> 0:39:32.040
<v Speaker 1>today and think to ourselves. You know, those people were

0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:34.480
<v Speaker 1>living in golden times and they didn't even know it.

0:39:34.880 --> 0:39:38.560
<v Speaker 1>Communism was dead, the economy was good, and the future

0:39:38.560 --> 0:39:42.680
<v Speaker 1>with all of its accompanying technologies, hadn't crush society's mojo

0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:48.600
<v Speaker 1>like a bug and drop the mic. And they said, well,

0:39:48.640 --> 0:39:52.800
<v Speaker 1>that's really not good for the mic, and we're please anymore.

0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:55.000
<v Speaker 1>And he goes on to say it's true. He says

0:39:55.040 --> 0:39:57.640
<v Speaker 1>that technology hadn't hallowed up the middle class and turned

0:39:57.680 --> 0:40:01.239
<v Speaker 1>us all into like laptop click junk. He's he didn't

0:40:01.280 --> 0:40:03.200
<v Speaker 1>say that there were no He said there were no

0:40:03.280 --> 0:40:05.839
<v Speaker 1>new boogeymen hiding in the closet. He said, we may

0:40:05.960 --> 0:40:09.120
<v Speaker 1>look at the nineties as the last good decade. And

0:40:09.200 --> 0:40:13.880
<v Speaker 1>all of this came to him at the mall, so

0:40:13.920 --> 0:40:17.080
<v Speaker 1>they didn't get their snarky quote after all, which is

0:40:17.120 --> 0:40:20.160
<v Speaker 1>kind of ironic in a way. You know, he really

0:40:20.160 --> 0:40:24.799
<v Speaker 1>did zing him. But it was a medazine. So if

0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:26.719
<v Speaker 1>you want to talk to the psychology of malls, we

0:40:26.760 --> 0:40:29.560
<v Speaker 1>need to go back to Victor Gruen and um he

0:40:29.600 --> 0:40:31.360
<v Speaker 1>has a quote where he said shoppers will be so

0:40:31.440 --> 0:40:34.919
<v Speaker 1>bedazzled by the store surroundings they will be drawn unconsciously

0:40:35.040 --> 0:40:39.280
<v Speaker 1>continually to shop, and um, this kind of goes against

0:40:40.280 --> 0:40:43.200
<v Speaker 1>his ethos. He he wasn't some big He wasn't like

0:40:44.239 --> 0:40:46.960
<v Speaker 1>the pr guy. I can't I think of his name.

0:40:46.960 --> 0:40:50.240
<v Speaker 1>We did that like twelve times. He wasn't like Ed Burney's.

0:40:50.280 --> 0:40:51.759
<v Speaker 1>He didn't have this thing where he was like, yes,

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:53.520
<v Speaker 1>we need to get people to shop. But he was

0:40:53.560 --> 0:40:55.439
<v Speaker 1>commissioned to do so, and he did a good job.

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:57.960
<v Speaker 1>He thought the mall would be a little bit more

0:40:58.040 --> 0:41:00.480
<v Speaker 1>like a sort of like they had in Europe, like

0:41:00.520 --> 0:41:02.680
<v Speaker 1>a public meeting space, and that's why he built these

0:41:02.680 --> 0:41:05.400
<v Speaker 1>atriums in the middle, the skylights in the fountain, and

0:41:05.400 --> 0:41:07.480
<v Speaker 1>he thought people would go there and hang out and

0:41:07.480 --> 0:41:10.839
<v Speaker 1>talk politics and maybe even uh stand up and like

0:41:10.880 --> 0:41:14.000
<v Speaker 1>speak about things publicly to people, because that's what happens

0:41:14.000 --> 0:41:17.239
<v Speaker 1>at the mall. Right, instead of the developers are like,

0:41:17.440 --> 0:41:21.000
<v Speaker 1>you go over there, you're done, you did your damage, right,

0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:23.920
<v Speaker 1>We're actually gonna go so far as to name a

0:41:24.000 --> 0:41:27.759
<v Speaker 1>psychological effect after you, something called the grew In transfer,

0:41:27.960 --> 0:41:30.319
<v Speaker 1>which is where you walk into the mall and you're like,

0:41:30.600 --> 0:41:33.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to buy a Hello, Kitty pen and that

0:41:33.440 --> 0:41:35.960
<v Speaker 1>is it, and you get through the mall and you're like,

0:41:36.000 --> 0:41:38.000
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, there's a water fountain, Oh my god,

0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:41.560
<v Speaker 1>there's old people walking around. There's this amazing stuff going

0:41:41.600 --> 0:41:43.200
<v Speaker 1>on here at the mall. I forgot what I was

0:41:43.200 --> 0:41:45.840
<v Speaker 1>going to get, and now I have a compulsion to

0:41:45.920 --> 0:41:50.080
<v Speaker 1>get an orange Julius with drugs in it. And you

0:41:50.200 --> 0:41:52.200
<v Speaker 1>forget what you're doing, and all of a sudden you're

0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:56.360
<v Speaker 1>shopping in general rather than purposefully shopping. That is called

0:41:56.600 --> 0:41:59.239
<v Speaker 1>the grew In transfer or the grew In effect, And

0:41:59.239 --> 0:42:01.800
<v Speaker 1>and Victor grew probably would not be very happy to

0:42:01.880 --> 0:42:04.000
<v Speaker 1>know that that was the case. No, And as we'll

0:42:04.000 --> 0:42:06.000
<v Speaker 1>see later, he in fact was not happy about that.

0:42:06.840 --> 0:42:13.799
<v Speaker 1>Uh So Malcolm Gladwell, Josh's mortal enemy. He did an

0:42:13.800 --> 0:42:16.879
<v Speaker 1>interview with a Alfred Tubman and he said it's called

0:42:16.920 --> 0:42:19.880
<v Speaker 1>threshold resistance. He said, people assume that we enclosed his

0:42:20.000 --> 0:42:22.600
<v Speaker 1>face because of air conditioning and climate control. He said,

0:42:22.600 --> 0:42:24.600
<v Speaker 1>what it really did was allow us to open the

0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:27.040
<v Speaker 1>store to the customer. Just what we talked about, that

0:42:27.160 --> 0:42:29.800
<v Speaker 1>introverted thing. All of a sudden, you're in this huge

0:42:29.920 --> 0:42:33.200
<v Speaker 1>retail utopia. All the doors are open at all time,

0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:35.399
<v Speaker 1>and you're just strolling through the mall and you walk

0:42:35.480 --> 0:42:37.520
<v Speaker 1>by Nike Town, and they have like looks like a

0:42:37.640 --> 0:42:40.760
<v Speaker 1>nightclub in there, so you're just sort of unconsciously drawn

0:42:40.800 --> 0:42:45.280
<v Speaker 1>inside there, like I'd like to make some new friends, truly,

0:42:45.320 --> 0:42:49.520
<v Speaker 1>I can't Nike Town. Uh. Back in the day in

0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:52.359
<v Speaker 1>shopping centers, they used to have live bands, and that

0:42:52.480 --> 0:42:55.200
<v Speaker 1>was replaced, of course, with music later on, which is

0:42:55.320 --> 0:42:59.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, you take like a normal song like Bread's

0:42:59.280 --> 0:43:01.680
<v Speaker 1>I Want to Make with You, and then you remove

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:05.600
<v Speaker 1>the lyrics, the percussion, replace it all with strings, and

0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:07.279
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, people are just walking around. Like

0:43:07.400 --> 0:43:13.040
<v Speaker 1>by most by it works really well, so much so

0:43:13.160 --> 0:43:16.280
<v Speaker 1>that the people at malls who are typically in charge

0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:19.000
<v Speaker 1>of the music were the same people who were in

0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:22.040
<v Speaker 1>charge of the heat and the lighting, the facilities manager.

0:43:22.280 --> 0:43:24.439
<v Speaker 1>That's how much music meant to It was like part

0:43:24.480 --> 0:43:27.200
<v Speaker 1>of the building. But at the same time, you can't

0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:30.720
<v Speaker 1>really call it music, you know. In fact, you probably

0:43:30.760 --> 0:43:35.400
<v Speaker 1>call something weird like music. Yeah, you think about the

0:43:35.760 --> 0:43:40.520
<v Speaker 1>coolest DJ. I'm not hip on that scene. Uh, Steve Ioki, Okay,

0:43:41.440 --> 0:43:46.400
<v Speaker 1>the facilities manager is the opposite of Steve Ioki. But

0:43:46.400 --> 0:43:48.719
<v Speaker 1>they're sitting in their room and and they're controlling the

0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:51.040
<v Speaker 1>music and the the lights and the sounds of the

0:43:51.080 --> 0:43:57.040
<v Speaker 1>mall all in that little room dead mouse. Oh, I

0:43:57.080 --> 0:43:59.520
<v Speaker 1>know what that is. But the s is a number five?

0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:06.440
<v Speaker 1>Right yeah? So hip, so hip. I'm not old. I

0:44:06.560 --> 0:44:12.640
<v Speaker 1>know that guy too. So we talked a little bit

0:44:12.640 --> 0:44:17.759
<v Speaker 1>earlier about the the cycle of the mall, the two

0:44:17.760 --> 0:44:20.560
<v Speaker 1>story layout. And while you can go to malls where

0:44:20.560 --> 0:44:24.120
<v Speaker 1>there are three stories, um, most of the malls I've

0:44:24.120 --> 0:44:26.000
<v Speaker 1>been to that have a third story. It's not the

0:44:26.160 --> 0:44:28.920
<v Speaker 1>entire mall. There'll be like a section with a third story.

0:44:29.480 --> 0:44:30.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they built it on or what,

0:44:30.880 --> 0:44:34.040
<v Speaker 1>but generally you see a two story mall because you

0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:37.520
<v Speaker 1>had that cycle the across down, across, up, back to

0:44:37.560 --> 0:44:39.600
<v Speaker 1>your car and you've seen all the stores. Right, But

0:44:39.640 --> 0:44:42.800
<v Speaker 1>if you have a third level, you go across, down, across.

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:44.799
<v Speaker 1>My car should be here. But now I have a

0:44:44.840 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 1>third level and I'm stuck. I'm just gonna wander around

0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:51.680
<v Speaker 1>this corner until some people come get me. And as

0:44:51.719 --> 0:44:54.640
<v Speaker 1>a matter of fact, Valco mall had three levels. Look

0:44:54.640 --> 0:44:59.040
<v Speaker 1>what happened to it? What mall? It's the local mall.

0:44:59.239 --> 0:45:06.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh and the fourteen people from San Francisco applied right, yeah, Oh,

0:45:06.480 --> 0:45:11.319
<v Speaker 1>it's in San Jose it's like the same place. Come on,

0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:15.200
<v Speaker 1>I think you could default to Bay Area and you

0:45:15.280 --> 0:45:18.600
<v Speaker 1>do yourself a lot of favors. You're hearing this from

0:45:18.600 --> 0:45:20.799
<v Speaker 1>like the guy who took off an infinity scarf right

0:45:20.840 --> 0:45:23.000
<v Speaker 1>before he came on stage because he was told like,

0:45:23.200 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 1>it's not cool anymore. I don't even know what that is.

0:45:26.640 --> 0:45:29.000
<v Speaker 1>So you're burn does not work? No, No, I was

0:45:29.040 --> 0:45:32.680
<v Speaker 1>talking about myself burning you, buddy. I wasn't burning you,

0:45:32.800 --> 0:45:41.880
<v Speaker 1>all right, burn? Yeah, any scarf, it's a stupid what

0:45:41.920 --> 0:45:44.879
<v Speaker 1>else did they figure anyone where? You're fine? Lady? Your

0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:48.440
<v Speaker 1>infinity scarf is fine? Is that an infinity? That's lovely?

0:45:48.840 --> 0:45:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Can you come up here and show everyone when an

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:56.080
<v Speaker 1>infinity scar I'm kidding? No, everyone stopped now. Yeah, because

0:45:56.120 --> 0:46:00.160
<v Speaker 1>we thought about adding runway modeling to our shows. That

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:04.120
<v Speaker 1>would be a great time. Sorry about the infancy scarf joke.

0:46:04.160 --> 0:46:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Now I feel terrible. Is anyone drinking nothing but soilent

0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:13.640
<v Speaker 1>right now? I should have made that joke instead. I'm

0:46:13.640 --> 0:46:15.920
<v Speaker 1>looking over my glasses for more clothes I can make

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:23.640
<v Speaker 1>fun of Tyler Murphy. That beard is something else. He

0:46:23.760 --> 0:46:26.439
<v Speaker 1>died of blue. Everybody, all right, this is another part

0:46:26.480 --> 0:46:30.320
<v Speaker 1>that's gonna be edited out later, so Tyler say whatever

0:46:30.400 --> 0:46:36.880
<v Speaker 1>you want. So the other thing they figured out with

0:46:37.040 --> 0:46:38.719
<v Speaker 1>keeping people in the mall, which is a big goal,

0:46:39.280 --> 0:46:41.520
<v Speaker 1>is that that people like to shop with other people.

0:46:41.840 --> 0:46:44.120
<v Speaker 1>But sometimes the people that you bring to shop with you,

0:46:44.800 --> 0:46:47.839
<v Speaker 1>namely husbands, don't like to be at the mall. So

0:46:47.880 --> 0:46:50.359
<v Speaker 1>they said, well, let's put comfy areas in the mall,

0:46:50.520 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 1>like chairs. And in fact, there was a quote that

0:46:52.600 --> 0:46:55.800
<v Speaker 1>said a chair says we care a famous mall designer.

0:46:56.360 --> 0:46:58.440
<v Speaker 1>What it really means is a chair says we can

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:02.719
<v Speaker 1>keep your wife here longer than you like to be here. Right.

0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:04.960
<v Speaker 1>The husband's like, oh, I just want to lay down

0:47:04.960 --> 0:47:07.480
<v Speaker 1>and die on my floor at home. Can I just

0:47:07.520 --> 0:47:09.799
<v Speaker 1>go home? Like you can lay down and die here, sir? Right,

0:47:11.080 --> 0:47:18.480
<v Speaker 1>lay there? Shut up. So the ironies are growing, we

0:47:18.520 --> 0:47:20.840
<v Speaker 1>said earlier. I don't think we specifically said he was

0:47:20.880 --> 0:47:26.719
<v Speaker 1>a socialist. Now it's really weird for a socialist to

0:47:26.760 --> 0:47:28.600
<v Speaker 1>be the father of the shopping mall, wouldn't you think.

0:47:29.280 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 1>And his original idea was that people could go there

0:47:31.520 --> 0:47:35.440
<v Speaker 1>and espouse their views, and that maybe happen once in

0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:38.920
<v Speaker 1>nineteen seventy six, until the Supreme Court came in and

0:47:38.960 --> 0:47:43.120
<v Speaker 1>said in the case of hud Hudgens versus Natural Relations

0:47:43.239 --> 0:47:46.879
<v Speaker 1>Labor Relations Board. Basically, these union dudes wanted to pick

0:47:46.960 --> 0:47:48.640
<v Speaker 1>it inside the mall and they did so they got

0:47:48.760 --> 0:47:52.040
<v Speaker 1>kicked out. They sued, and the Supreme Court said, actually,

0:47:52.400 --> 0:47:55.960
<v Speaker 1>his private property, and you can't bring your picket signs

0:47:55.960 --> 0:47:59.440
<v Speaker 1>in here. And and the picketers were like, wait, wait, wait,

0:47:59.440 --> 0:48:03.120
<v Speaker 1>the all is the new heart, the new civic center

0:48:03.200 --> 0:48:06.080
<v Speaker 1>of American life. In the Supreme Court, don't be an

0:48:06.120 --> 0:48:11.720
<v Speaker 1>idiot place of shot dummy and everyone. When I didn't

0:48:11.719 --> 0:48:14.360
<v Speaker 1>hear what you just said, We're gonna just keep pretending

0:48:14.360 --> 0:48:17.160
<v Speaker 1>like the mall is the hardest civic life. So it

0:48:17.239 --> 0:48:20.080
<v Speaker 1>was a big problem for Grew And actually he um

0:48:20.160 --> 0:48:24.239
<v Speaker 1>he also hated cars. He was big into walking. He

0:48:24.520 --> 0:48:28.160
<v Speaker 1>was in favor of pedestrianism. And yet you have to

0:48:28.239 --> 0:48:30.759
<v Speaker 1>drive a car to get to the mall. And not

0:48:30.840 --> 0:48:33.279
<v Speaker 1>only that, you have to park, like some of his

0:48:33.360 --> 0:48:36.480
<v Speaker 1>creations want. I think Southdale had like two point eight

0:48:36.560 --> 0:48:39.760
<v Speaker 1>million square feet of parking, and he called these things

0:48:39.800 --> 0:48:43.960
<v Speaker 1>like land wasting seas of of parking lots. So as

0:48:44.000 --> 0:48:46.319
<v Speaker 1>he's as he's designing these things, he's like, I'm not

0:48:46.400 --> 0:48:48.600
<v Speaker 1>very happy about this, and they would go do it anyway,

0:48:48.640 --> 0:48:50.759
<v Speaker 1>even the stuff he scratched out. They're like, no, this

0:48:50.840 --> 0:48:53.080
<v Speaker 1>is a good idea. We're gonna go with this. And

0:48:53.120 --> 0:48:56.160
<v Speaker 1>he had like, no, say whatsoever. After a while now

0:48:56.320 --> 0:48:59.040
<v Speaker 1>and he got pretty disgusted, and he left the United

0:48:59.080 --> 0:49:02.520
<v Speaker 1>States forever. In the nineteen sixties, went back to Europe

0:49:03.040 --> 0:49:05.239
<v Speaker 1>and said. Uh. In nineteen seventy eight, a couple of

0:49:05.320 --> 0:49:07.400
<v Speaker 1>years before his death, he gave a speech in London

0:49:07.880 --> 0:49:09.600
<v Speaker 1>and said, I am often called the father of the

0:49:09.640 --> 0:49:12.600
<v Speaker 1>shopping mall. I would like to take this opportunity to

0:49:12.760 --> 0:49:16.480
<v Speaker 1>disclaim paternity once and for all. I refused to pay

0:49:16.520 --> 0:49:21.880
<v Speaker 1>alimony to those bastard developments. They destroyed our cities. And

0:49:21.920 --> 0:49:23.880
<v Speaker 1>they said, sir, we have the paternity tests and you

0:49:23.920 --> 0:49:28.120
<v Speaker 1>are the father, right He said, no, I'm not, No,

0:49:28.360 --> 0:49:36.520
<v Speaker 1>you really are. Yeah. We used lumen all in everything. Uh.

0:49:36.520 --> 0:49:39.319
<v Speaker 1>Maybe we should take another ad break. Yeah, let's take

0:49:39.360 --> 0:50:04.480
<v Speaker 1>another ad break. We'll be back right after this, and

0:50:04.560 --> 0:50:10.480
<v Speaker 1>we're back. We should, I guess move on to the

0:50:10.520 --> 0:50:12.279
<v Speaker 1>death of the mall. Yeah, because I don't know if

0:50:12.320 --> 0:50:14.600
<v Speaker 1>you guys know this or not, but malls are not

0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:20.320
<v Speaker 1>doing very well these days. I know, but you'll probably

0:50:20.360 --> 0:50:24.360
<v Speaker 1>like the rest of this episode. The mall actually peaked

0:50:24.360 --> 0:50:28.200
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen ninety at sixteen million square feet of new

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:30.879
<v Speaker 1>space opened in that year, and it's been tapering off

0:50:30.920 --> 0:50:34.680
<v Speaker 1>ever since. And here's a little staggering statistic for you.

0:50:35.080 --> 0:50:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Since the nineteen fifties, when the first mall was built,

0:50:37.600 --> 0:50:40.600
<v Speaker 1>there was at least one mall built every single year

0:50:40.800 --> 0:50:44.920
<v Speaker 1>until two thousand seven, usually many, many mall, well up

0:50:44.920 --> 0:50:48.799
<v Speaker 1>to a million from what I hear. I mean that's

0:50:48.800 --> 0:50:51.800
<v Speaker 1>an estimate, but yeah, yeah, so two thousand seven marked

0:50:51.880 --> 0:50:53.960
<v Speaker 1>the first year that a new mall wasn't built, and

0:50:54.000 --> 0:50:56.719
<v Speaker 1>I think there were no new malls built until two

0:50:56.719 --> 0:51:02.040
<v Speaker 1>thousand twelve in the United States. Uh, two thousand eight. Recession,

0:51:02.120 --> 0:51:06.000
<v Speaker 1>the Great Recession had a really big impact on retail. Yeah,

0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:08.480
<v Speaker 1>that's there's like a bunch of different reasons people put

0:51:08.520 --> 0:51:11.680
<v Speaker 1>for what killed the mall. Right, the mall has long

0:51:11.760 --> 0:51:16.399
<v Speaker 1>been known for killing the American downtown. Right, the mall

0:51:16.440 --> 0:51:19.520
<v Speaker 1>moved out to the suburbs in the downtown just kind

0:51:19.520 --> 0:51:22.239
<v Speaker 1>of went away. Right, So reason number one is that

0:51:22.360 --> 0:51:24.920
<v Speaker 1>the Great Recession killed them mall. And this is true

0:51:25.000 --> 0:51:29.759
<v Speaker 1>to a pretty large extent actually, like from World War

0:51:29.840 --> 0:51:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Two until I think two thousand nine, Every single year

0:51:34.960 --> 0:51:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Americans spent more money than they had the year before,

0:51:38.200 --> 0:51:41.680
<v Speaker 1>which is nuts. Right. Then two thousand nine comes and

0:51:41.719 --> 0:51:44.240
<v Speaker 1>we stopped, and not only did we stop, we actually

0:51:44.280 --> 0:51:47.800
<v Speaker 1>declined tremendously. We stopped spending by something like ten percent.

0:51:48.360 --> 0:51:50.640
<v Speaker 1>And then the money that we did spend, we started

0:51:50.640 --> 0:51:54.360
<v Speaker 1>spending at Target and Walmart, not at the mall or

0:51:54.480 --> 0:51:58.000
<v Speaker 1>at places like j. C. Pennies or Sears who tried

0:51:58.040 --> 0:52:00.120
<v Speaker 1>to keep these malls propped up, and who mall is

0:52:00.160 --> 0:52:03.160
<v Speaker 1>depended on. Because again, remember, if you go to a mall,

0:52:03.480 --> 0:52:05.760
<v Speaker 1>the whole reason the mall exists is for the department

0:52:05.840 --> 0:52:08.320
<v Speaker 1>stores to spread their traffic out to the smaller stores.

0:52:08.560 --> 0:52:11.120
<v Speaker 1>And if the department stores are hurting, which they were,

0:52:11.400 --> 0:52:14.319
<v Speaker 1>then the smaller stores heard as well. So as these big,

0:52:14.440 --> 0:52:17.920
<v Speaker 1>large anchor stores started to go under, the malls did

0:52:17.960 --> 0:52:21.120
<v Speaker 1>as well. But people said the Great Recession was pretty bad.

0:52:21.320 --> 0:52:24.520
<v Speaker 1>It's probably not the only reason that the mall is dying. Yeah,

0:52:24.560 --> 0:52:27.120
<v Speaker 1>we mentioned Amazon dot Com earlier, and they're not the

0:52:27.160 --> 0:52:29.359
<v Speaker 1>only online retailer, of course, and you can tell we're

0:52:29.360 --> 0:52:31.799
<v Speaker 1>not from the area because we say dot com after it.

0:52:33.719 --> 0:52:35.319
<v Speaker 1>We just want to make sure you guys know what

0:52:35.360 --> 0:52:42.080
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about. We're trying to communicate with you. I

0:52:42.080 --> 0:52:46.080
<v Speaker 1>can't believe I said that. How nerdy we would both

0:52:46.120 --> 0:52:50.200
<v Speaker 1>of us have said it like five or six times. Stuff.

0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:54.040
<v Speaker 1>You should know. Dot com Well, there's dot orgs and

0:52:54.080 --> 0:52:58.959
<v Speaker 1>dot nets and dot yeah, not Amazon, dot e d US,

0:52:59.120 --> 0:53:05.120
<v Speaker 1>dot UK specificity is a soul of narrative. Oh good one,

0:53:05.280 --> 0:53:10.719
<v Speaker 1>thank you. Take that, everybody, thank you. Uh. In two

0:53:10.760 --> 0:53:14.920
<v Speaker 1>thousand fourteen, traditional retailers, for the very first time, generated

0:53:14.960 --> 0:53:18.200
<v Speaker 1>about half their sales from the web. Um, but you can't,

0:53:18.200 --> 0:53:21.640
<v Speaker 1>like I do all my shopping online now, I literally

0:53:22.120 --> 0:53:23.839
<v Speaker 1>haven't been. I think I went to the mall last

0:53:23.920 --> 0:53:26.200
<v Speaker 1>year for something and asked my wife, she's out there.

0:53:26.200 --> 0:53:29.239
<v Speaker 1>I was miserable. I hated it, but we had to

0:53:29.239 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 1>go for some reason or another. I can't remember, probably

0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:34.520
<v Speaker 1>staying the line for a stupid phone. I'm just kidding

0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:36.480
<v Speaker 1>out and do that either. But I almost stood in

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<v Speaker 1>line for breakfast this morning right here in San Francisco,

0:53:40.239 --> 0:53:48.680
<v Speaker 1>because that's the thing. Jeez. But online retailing isn't that

0:53:49.000 --> 0:53:51.800
<v Speaker 1>big of a thing yet. Uh, even if it hits

0:53:51.840 --> 0:53:54.960
<v Speaker 1>the fifteen percent annual growth over the next three years

0:53:55.000 --> 0:53:58.440
<v Speaker 1>that they project by two thousand nineteen, it'll still only

0:53:58.480 --> 0:54:00.759
<v Speaker 1>be about two point four I'm sorry, twelve point four

0:54:01.120 --> 0:54:04.160
<v Speaker 1>percent of retail, which is not enough to kill them all,

0:54:05.000 --> 0:54:07.359
<v Speaker 1>but it's a factor no. And plus you can kind

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<v Speaker 1>of find this weird confidence in the idea that malls

0:54:10.280 --> 0:54:13.120
<v Speaker 1>may continue limping along if you're into that kind of thing,

0:54:13.600 --> 0:54:17.960
<v Speaker 1>by the fact that Amazon dot Com open a brick

0:54:18.000 --> 0:54:21.880
<v Speaker 1>and mortar store a bookstore to help boost their online sales,

0:54:21.920 --> 0:54:25.840
<v Speaker 1>which is mind boggling, but they did it in Seattle.

0:54:27.120 --> 0:54:29.759
<v Speaker 1>But more than anything, perhaps the reason the malls died,

0:54:29.800 --> 0:54:33.640
<v Speaker 1>it's because they were never meant to live forever. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And this next part is about the economics of malls,

0:54:37.760 --> 0:54:44.960
<v Speaker 1>and specifically it sounds so boring tax loopholes concerning malls.

0:54:45.800 --> 0:54:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Josh is gonna explain it. Okay, So if you build

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<v Speaker 1>a building somewhere, and I should say hats off to

0:54:56.640 --> 0:55:00.200
<v Speaker 1>Gladwell for explaining this too. This comes largely from him.

0:55:00.200 --> 0:55:02.719
<v Speaker 1>But if you build a building somewhere and say, like

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen fifty, um, the government said, you know what, your

0:55:06.840 --> 0:55:08.920
<v Speaker 1>building is not going to hold up forever, so you

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<v Speaker 1>can deduct a certain percentage of your building's value every

0:55:13.200 --> 0:55:16.640
<v Speaker 1>year and put it aside tax free to replace that

0:55:16.680 --> 0:55:20.479
<v Speaker 1>building eventually. And at the time when shopping malls first

0:55:20.520 --> 0:55:24.400
<v Speaker 1>started to come about in the early fifties, the the

0:55:24.440 --> 0:55:30.239
<v Speaker 1>deduction for this wear and tear was one. Right, Like,

0:55:30.400 --> 0:55:33.520
<v Speaker 1>you had a forty years to deduct this value of

0:55:33.719 --> 0:55:36.480
<v Speaker 1>your your building. This is not going well, No, that's

0:55:36.480 --> 0:55:39.640
<v Speaker 1>perfect so far. I'm checking in for accuracy. Okay, Right,

0:55:40.760 --> 0:55:46.120
<v Speaker 1>I feel like like my fingernails are bleeding. So every year, right,

0:55:46.239 --> 0:55:48.600
<v Speaker 1>if you went and built a shopping mall, you could

0:55:48.600 --> 0:55:52.120
<v Speaker 1>deduct one of the value of the shopping mall. Not

0:55:52.239 --> 0:55:56.200
<v Speaker 1>a huge deduction, but it was something. It's the problem

0:55:56.360 --> 0:56:00.160
<v Speaker 1>is is this depreciation deduction was It was something, but

0:56:00.200 --> 0:56:02.920
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't enough. If you built a shopping mall in

0:56:02.960 --> 0:56:06.160
<v Speaker 1>the early fifties, you were really asking for trouble because

0:56:06.560 --> 0:56:09.759
<v Speaker 1>they were hugely expensive. They cost like twenty million or

0:56:09.800 --> 0:56:11.920
<v Speaker 1>thirty million, which are on par to a hundred and

0:56:11.960 --> 0:56:15.920
<v Speaker 1>eighty or two hundred million dollars today, right, and you

0:56:16.000 --> 0:56:18.400
<v Speaker 1>were going to make your money back very very slowly.

0:56:18.680 --> 0:56:23.280
<v Speaker 1>But then and I think nineteen the US government said,

0:56:23.320 --> 0:56:25.040
<v Speaker 1>you know what, we really want to kind of get

0:56:25.080 --> 0:56:28.400
<v Speaker 1>things going on building and construction. Uh, we want to

0:56:28.400 --> 0:56:30.600
<v Speaker 1>make sure Josh and Chuck have something interesting to talk

0:56:30.640 --> 0:56:33.160
<v Speaker 1>about at the end of their Malls episode years from now.

0:56:33.680 --> 0:56:36.120
<v Speaker 1>So we're going to change the tax code, and they did,

0:56:36.560 --> 0:56:40.600
<v Speaker 1>and they created or allowed for something called accelerated depreciation,

0:56:40.880 --> 0:56:46.799
<v Speaker 1>and this changed everything, Chuck. So I'm gonna go back

0:56:46.840 --> 0:56:49.799
<v Speaker 1>to nineteen sixty one. The Wall Street Journal wrote a

0:56:49.840 --> 0:56:53.879
<v Speaker 1>little article trying to describe this financial situation for real

0:56:54.000 --> 0:56:59.560
<v Speaker 1>estate company name Cratur Corp. Sounds totally made up. I

0:56:59.640 --> 0:57:03.240
<v Speaker 1>can eave villains business that you would run or std

0:57:07.200 --> 0:57:16.160
<v Speaker 1>I abbreviated, what does that stand for? It won't go away, Doc,

0:57:16.480 --> 0:57:23.880
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna I'm gonna million to one, I tell you.

0:57:25.520 --> 0:57:28.640
<v Speaker 1>So this is the sixty young and around the numbers

0:57:28.680 --> 0:57:30.720
<v Speaker 1>just to make it easier. So let's say Crowder Corp.

0:57:30.760 --> 0:57:34.520
<v Speaker 1>In nineteen sixty made about ten million bucks overall. Is

0:57:34.560 --> 0:57:39.200
<v Speaker 1>everyone writing this down as we're saying that, So deductions

0:57:39.240 --> 0:57:43.760
<v Speaker 1>from operating expenses and mortgage interests is about five million bucks.

0:57:43.800 --> 0:57:46.080
<v Speaker 1>So they still make about five million bucks. Not a

0:57:46.120 --> 0:57:50.000
<v Speaker 1>bad income, but not good enough. Then came the depreciation,

0:57:50.360 --> 0:57:54.920
<v Speaker 1>accelerated depreciation to the tune about seven million dollars. So

0:57:54.960 --> 0:57:57.600
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden crowder, instead of having a profit

0:57:57.640 --> 0:58:00.280
<v Speaker 1>of five million dollars on the books, has a loss

0:58:00.480 --> 0:58:03.400
<v Speaker 1>of a couple of million dollars on the books. And

0:58:03.680 --> 0:58:07.800
<v Speaker 1>everyone has these huge tax write offs. And now you

0:58:07.840 --> 0:58:11.280
<v Speaker 1>fully understand, if you didn't before, why our next president

0:58:11.600 --> 0:58:16.720
<v Speaker 1>doesn't pay income tax. Right. It's basically this accelerated depreciation

0:58:16.800 --> 0:58:19.479
<v Speaker 1>on real estate that allows you to write off these

0:58:19.520 --> 0:58:22.400
<v Speaker 1>massive amounts of money to show big losses where you're

0:58:22.440 --> 0:58:25.120
<v Speaker 1>in fact making gains. Right. And the big change of

0:58:25.160 --> 0:58:27.840
<v Speaker 1>the tax code was to the I R s. They're

0:58:27.840 --> 0:58:30.280
<v Speaker 1>still getting the same amount of taxes over the life

0:58:30.280 --> 0:58:32.400
<v Speaker 1>of the building. They just said, if you want to

0:58:32.960 --> 0:58:36.440
<v Speaker 1>deduct this depreciation at the beginning of the life of

0:58:36.440 --> 0:58:38.760
<v Speaker 1>the building, that's fine with us. It's it's all the

0:58:38.800 --> 0:58:41.040
<v Speaker 1>same to us. Well, if you were a developer, you

0:58:41.080 --> 0:58:44.000
<v Speaker 1>would build this building, deduct as much as you could

0:58:44.120 --> 0:58:48.480
<v Speaker 1>over say three four five years, maybe even break even

0:58:48.520 --> 0:58:51.720
<v Speaker 1>just from the tax deductions, and then sell that mall

0:58:52.120 --> 0:58:55.240
<v Speaker 1>for pure profit of fifty or a hundred or a

0:58:55.280 --> 0:58:59.040
<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty million dollars and walk away laughing and

0:58:59.120 --> 0:59:05.720
<v Speaker 1>laughing and laugh and exactly, we're in your cape. But

0:59:05.880 --> 0:59:07.880
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. They wouldn't like put that money back

0:59:07.880 --> 0:59:10.160
<v Speaker 1>into the mall to make it better. They would sell

0:59:10.200 --> 0:59:11.960
<v Speaker 1>it off like you said, and just go build a

0:59:12.000 --> 0:59:15.720
<v Speaker 1>bigger mall further out. And now we'll call these ex serbs.

0:59:15.720 --> 0:59:18.480
<v Speaker 1>They're not even suburbs. Because they were all about going

0:59:18.520 --> 0:59:21.280
<v Speaker 1>where the land was cheapest. The mall stopped being a

0:59:21.320 --> 0:59:24.600
<v Speaker 1>place to actually service people. They would just build malls

0:59:24.680 --> 0:59:26.960
<v Speaker 1>where they could get the best deals on land and

0:59:27.080 --> 0:59:29.440
<v Speaker 1>found that people would drive to them and sometimes even

0:59:29.480 --> 0:59:32.320
<v Speaker 1>build entire towns around them. Right, yeah, let's move to

0:59:32.400 --> 0:59:37.880
<v Speaker 1>the mall. And it's true. And so under this view,

0:59:37.960 --> 0:59:40.800
<v Speaker 1>when you really understand why there were two thousand or

0:59:40.840 --> 0:59:45.080
<v Speaker 1>three thousand or a million malls built in the United States, huge,

0:59:45.200 --> 0:59:49.120
<v Speaker 1>huge mall. Some cities had multiple malls, when you realize

0:59:49.160 --> 0:59:51.400
<v Speaker 1>that they were built for text breaks and not to

0:59:51.680 --> 0:59:55.080
<v Speaker 1>fulfill some consumer demand, then of course they were destined

0:59:55.120 --> 0:59:57.520
<v Speaker 1>to shrivel and die because they were part of an

0:59:57.640 --> 1:00:01.200
<v Speaker 1>artificial supply. And once that him exposed and the text

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<v Speaker 1>bricks went away, malls started going down. And uh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>sad in a way. When a mall goes under. People

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<v Speaker 1>have associations of memories with the mall, you know, like

1:00:11.840 --> 1:00:14.280
<v Speaker 1>you you think about all the mall walkers you've seen

1:00:14.360 --> 1:00:17.960
<v Speaker 1>and loved walking around the mall, and when it dies,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's sad. But even more than that, it

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<v Speaker 1>can actually, depending on the town, can take an entire

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<v Speaker 1>city down with it. Yeah, there was a place north Randall, Ohio. No,

1:00:31.040 --> 1:00:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm satisfied. What do you mean really, I mean it's

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<v Speaker 1>outside of Cleveland. I figured half of Cleveland probably tried

1:00:36.520 --> 1:00:39.240
<v Speaker 1>to move to some Even Emily didn't cheer for that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I know she's from Ohio. So they had the Randall

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<v Speaker 1>Park mall and uh, it costs about a hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>seventy five million bucks to build in and get this.

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<v Speaker 1>The grand opening, five thousand guests had champagne, twelve hundred

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<v Speaker 1>pounds of fresh shrimp, crab, cold roast, turkey, hot corn,

1:00:59.480 --> 1:01:02.800
<v Speaker 1>beef and ham, um, melon and cheese, small crapes filled

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<v Speaker 1>with chicken and spinach, coffee and dessert. Uh. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like a Roman orgy basically. And disguise of the opening

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<v Speaker 1>of them all you got you got the world's largest

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<v Speaker 1>cup of lemonade. Yeah, it wasn't too bad. I just

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<v Speaker 1>hate that I put my mouth on that thing along

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<v Speaker 1>with other people. He should have at least had smaller

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<v Speaker 1>cups or maybe not professional swimmers inside the cup. No,

1:01:27.800 --> 1:01:33.480
<v Speaker 1>there were seahorses, but no, no no, no, those are fine.

1:01:33.640 --> 1:01:37.680
<v Speaker 1>You just they passed right through your digestive tip. You

1:01:37.720 --> 1:01:44.080
<v Speaker 1>don't metabolize this. So gross. Uh. Tommy Dorsey showed up

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<v Speaker 1>at the grand opening of this mall with this orchestra

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<v Speaker 1>to play. It was a big event. But Randall Mall

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<v Speaker 1>has since fallen on hard times and those two point

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<v Speaker 1>two million square feet of retail space have been shuttered

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<v Speaker 1>and um almost along with it. Uh North Randall, Ohio

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<v Speaker 1>as a whole, That whole town is sort of on

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<v Speaker 1>life support basically because of closing of the shopping mall.

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<v Speaker 1>Really yeah, but there are some malls that are still

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<v Speaker 1>doing well. Outlet malls are thriving. High end malls, in

1:02:12.160 --> 1:02:15.040
<v Speaker 1>case you're wondering how they're really wealthy, are doing pretty good.

1:02:16.040 --> 1:02:18.880
<v Speaker 1>High end malls are thriving like you would not believe.

1:02:19.040 --> 1:02:23.480
<v Speaker 1>They're up by fourteen point six percent since the economic crisis.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's this dude, his name's Rick Caruso. He pretended

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<v Speaker 1>the uh, the death of the mall. Malls are dead,

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<v Speaker 1>They're gone unless they reinvent themselves, and it just so

1:02:34.440 --> 1:02:37.680
<v Speaker 1>happens that I build the type of mall that malls

1:02:37.720 --> 1:02:40.760
<v Speaker 1>should reinvent themselves into. So he basically is trying to

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<v Speaker 1>recreate downtown, but a nice, happy disneyesque downtown where nothing

1:02:46.880 --> 1:02:50.600
<v Speaker 1>ever goes wrong and everything is great. And by the way,

1:02:50.600 --> 1:02:54.000
<v Speaker 1>it's also a mall and it's outdoors. And to follow

1:02:54.080 --> 1:02:57.320
<v Speaker 1>this trend, malls are doing the exact opposite of what

1:02:57.360 --> 1:03:01.080
<v Speaker 1>they did when Gruen started designing and closed malls. They're

1:03:01.080 --> 1:03:04.800
<v Speaker 1>tearing the roofs off and following this new trend to

1:03:04.880 --> 1:03:08.520
<v Speaker 1>try to survive. Yeah, he calls them lifestyle centers. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if there's one here. There's one in Atlantic

1:03:10.280 --> 1:03:15.600
<v Speaker 1>called Atlantic Station. I hate them more than anything, really

1:03:15.640 --> 1:03:19.320
<v Speaker 1>strong opinions. At least the mall is a mall. It's

1:03:19.360 --> 1:03:23.479
<v Speaker 1>not pretending to be a small town. You know, It's true.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, look, we just built these streets and there's

1:03:26.000 --> 1:03:29.160
<v Speaker 1>it looks like a stoplight, but your your child can

1:03:29.160 --> 1:03:32.960
<v Speaker 1>control it fully. And then there's no cars with a button.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's it's like downtown USA. There's no crime anywhere,

1:03:36.560 --> 1:03:39.920
<v Speaker 1>security guards everywhere, and all you do a shop, shop shop,

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<v Speaker 1>So to me, there's like there's a certain sadness over

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<v Speaker 1>the depth of the mall. Like for me personally, I

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<v Speaker 1>think even for some of the boos in here you

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<v Speaker 1>spend time at the mall, the mall represented something to America.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you step back and look, it's about exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what the mall represents, and even more to the point,

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<v Speaker 1>with the death of the mall represents, is it really

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<v Speaker 1>the death of a golden age or a golden eraw

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<v Speaker 1>when things were great? Because if you look at the mall,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an outpost of consumerism. It's like a church of consumption, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So if we've lost that, then maybe out of the ashes,

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<v Speaker 1>out of the things that are so broken right now,

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<v Speaker 1>you can find some kind of weird hope that maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we can rebuild in a new, better way to where

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<v Speaker 1>the most important part of civic life isn't the mall. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is mall. That's malls. Thank you everybody you

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