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Speaker 1: The holiday season is all about giving.

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Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: And I know people like to say it's the thought

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Speaker 3: that counts, uh huh, But sometimes a present is so

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Speaker 3: unfathomably terrible. It's just so out there it traumatizes the

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Speaker 3: gift getter for the rest of their life.

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Speaker 2: Oh. I can already think of some trauma gifts that

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Speaker 2: I've been yes.

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Speaker 1: In her head.

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Speaker 3: The worst part is there's no real healthy outlet for

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Speaker 3: when you get a bad gift, because no matter what,

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Speaker 3: you're supposed to force a polite thank you through the

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Speaker 3: clenched teeth.

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Speaker 1: Of your fake smile.

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Speaker 3: But luckily, a brand new survey finally gave people the

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Speaker 3: chance to vent about the worst holiday gifts people ever

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Speaker 3: gave them. Yeah, so this is going to be healthy

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Speaker 3: for everybody. Let's get into it. Number ten one Christmas,

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Speaker 3: my aunt gave me a spam calendar, twelve months of

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Speaker 3: pictures of canned spam.

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Speaker 1: I was fourteen years old.

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Speaker 3: And had absolutely no idea what to do with my

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Speaker 3: face when I opened it.

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Speaker 2: The bad thing is is I want to see it,

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Speaker 2: like how do they make spam seasonal? Like?

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Speaker 1: Is it in a bikini? On a beach for.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we actually need to get our hands on this

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Speaker 3: and put it up in the studio. Number nine on

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Speaker 3: the list says, one year, my dad got me an

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Speaker 3: emergency car crash kit.

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Speaker 2: It has a good gift.

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Speaker 3: It had a disposable camera for recording the scene, a

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Speaker 3: document form for both parties to fill out, the tape

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Speaker 3: measurer for measuring I don't know stuff, and some white

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Speaker 3: chalk for what I assume was marking out where the

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Speaker 3: dead bodies lay up or something.

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Speaker 2: So this dad had as much confidence in her driving

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Speaker 2: as Alexis's dad. I guess is the chalk is to

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Speaker 2: mark where the dense are for everything, or do.

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Speaker 3: Some sidewalk art while you wait for it comes to

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Speaker 3: show up. Number eight my grandpa said he was planning

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Speaker 3: on giving me a tissue box with some money inside

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Speaker 3: of it one year.

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Speaker 1: That's a weird thing.

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Speaker 2: Why put the money in there?

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Speaker 3: I'm still not sure why he wanted to do it

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Speaker 3: that way, but anyway, he accidentally wrapped the wrong box,

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Speaker 3: and on Christmas morning, I just opened a regular box

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Speaker 3: of tissues.

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Speaker 1: But they're like clefriend.

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Grandpa eight days later was like, why did somebody

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Speaker 2: put money.

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Speaker 3: In number seven on the list for Secret Santa. One year,

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Speaker 3: I got a present from a coworker who I'm positive

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Speaker 3: never liked me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, because their.

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Speaker 3: Gift to me was a double XL T shirt that

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Speaker 3: said fast food Removal Service on the savage.

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Speaker 1: I could see the twisted joy in their eyes when

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Speaker 1: I unwrapped my presence.

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Speaker 2: I once got a gift from a coworker here that

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Speaker 2: was a beer tour I was I was pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Something to look forward to once you're done with all that.

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Speaker 3: Oh, okay, if you've ever received a terrible Christmas present, though,

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Speaker 3: then you can totally identify with this, because we're going

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Speaker 3: over a survey of the worst gifts people ever got

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Speaker 3: for Christmas. Number six says I'm a dude and when

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Speaker 3: I was thirteen, I received a weird gift from my uncle.

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Speaker 3: Oh it was a magazine with Paris Hilton half naked

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Speaker 3: on it alone with a small tube of vasileine. I

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Speaker 3: guess it was supposed to be a joke, but it

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Speaker 3: was really really awkward.

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Speaker 1: To open up in front of my family on Christmas morning.

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Speaker 2: I'm really glad I didn't say, but it was really

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Speaker 2: really useful.

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Speaker 3: Number five says I vaguely remember being a little kid

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Speaker 3: over at my grandma's house. Yeah, and we had a

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Speaker 3: random conversation one day about how I liked the squishy

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Speaker 3: toilet seats at her place better than the hard toilet

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Speaker 3: seats at mine because they're in this cold, old at night.

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Speaker 1: Well, that year, for Christmas.

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Speaker 3: I excitedly unwrapped my grandma's gift, only to discover a.

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Speaker 1: Light pink squishy toilets.

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Speaker 3: Yes, what you want the color you want to say,

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Speaker 3: I mean, I get the logic, but really, Nana.

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Speaker 2: On Christmas, I feel like that's a good gift.

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Speaker 3: Number four I'll never forget when my uncle came over

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Speaker 3: for the holidays one year and his present for me

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Speaker 3: was one of those restaurant pagers that buzzes when your

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Speaker 3: table's ready, which he clearly has stolen from the spaghetti factory,

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Speaker 3: along with a stack of cocktail napkins that had the

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Speaker 3: spaghetti factory logo on them.

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Speaker 2: It'll only be worth it of half an hour after

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Speaker 2: opening it, it actually buzzed.

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Speaker 3: Number three says one year, my stepdad's sister, so my

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Speaker 3: step aunt okay, got me a pair of Ald brand

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Speaker 3: women's lacy underwear with the size scribbled out. The sister

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Speaker 3: came over to me after the present time and whispered, I.

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Speaker 1: Got these for myself, but they were too big. I

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Speaker 1: just blacked out the size. That way you wouldn't feel

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Speaker 1: so embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: Why, although you know this is relatable because of our

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Speaker 2: coworker who gave me her left over thoughts.

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Speaker 3: That's right, God, the whole package of them is different colors. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: right now, they said I would rather get nothing than

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Speaker 3: have to say thank you for that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Number two says when I was ten years old, my

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Speaker 3: grandparents stayed over at our house and gave me a

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Speaker 3: rolling suitcase on Christmas Day.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.

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Speaker 3: Would have been okay, But the reason is because while

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Speaker 3: they were in town visiting, my grandpa bought himself a

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Speaker 3: brand new, larger suitcase for their flight home.

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Speaker 1: Wait the hand, he.

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Speaker 3: Decided to just pass his old one down to me

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Speaker 3: as a holiday gift.

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Speaker 2: It's still kind of cool that that is so quintessential grandparent. Right.

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Speaker 3: It's still works and the number one worst present someone

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Speaker 3: got for Christmas, according to this survey, How.

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Speaker 2: Can it top any of the ones that you've read?

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Speaker 3: It says, I will never forget the year I bought

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Speaker 3: my whole family third row tickets to see James Brown

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Speaker 3: live in concert, and literally within minutes of them opening

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Speaker 3: their gifts, it was announced on the news Christmas morning

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Speaker 3: James Brown had passed away.

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Speaker 1: No not, We're rescheduled James Brown. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Here's a bonus one that says, looking back, this really

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Speaker 3: wasn't a bad present. But when I was six, I

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Speaker 3: got a pair of pants for Christmas and I started

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Speaker 3: crying and screamed out, you're supposed to get.

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Speaker 1: Me these anyway.

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Speaker 3: Those are the worst gifts people ever got for the holidays.

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Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up next.

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Speaker 2: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,