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Speaker 1: Podcast starts now. Welcome all.

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Speaker 2: Let's get right into it, because I actually have a

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Speaker 2: lot of things to talk about.

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Speaker 1: And thank god, I have sort of the normal stuff

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Speaker 1: to talk about.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I bet you're jealous of me, aren't you.

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Speaker 1: I actually am. I actually feel like we've been chatting

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Speaker 1: for about five to ten minutes and you've been keeping

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Speaker 1: it a secret that you have a lot of stuff

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Speaker 1: to talk about.

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Speaker 2: I think I've already The thing is, I have so

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Speaker 2: much stuff to talk about that I've already spilled on

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Speaker 2: like five different topics and I even care. Wow, I

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Speaker 2: did not like Welcome to Straighter Lab, the podcast about

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Speaker 2: straight culture. That's right, I'm being professional. Yeah, I'm Sam

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Speaker 2: and I'm George. We've never introduced ourselves before. Well, I

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Speaker 2: was thinking, I don't know. You know, now that we're

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Speaker 2: trying to sell this show as you know, a future

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Speaker 2: film and television, a ride in at Epcot, we have

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Speaker 2: to really go all in on branding. So a couple

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Speaker 2: of things. This is one of the first episodes, one

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Speaker 2: of the only episodes you've ever recorded that is even

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Speaker 2: a little bit timely. We are recording on a Friday,

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Speaker 2: and it's coming on on a Tuesday. Yeah, Trump got

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Speaker 2: Trump got charged, not charged. Actually literally yesterday it was

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Speaker 2: looking up the difference between charge indicted, subpoenut and what's

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Speaker 2: the other one, and of course arrested a classic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know which one. Did he get?

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Speaker 2: Well, he was found guilty on all thirty four counts

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Speaker 2: in the hush in the Stormy Daniels convicted in the

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Speaker 2: Stormy Daniel's hush money case.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're saying that's so breaking news story.

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Speaker 2: I want to just we have to talk about how

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Speaker 2: both of us found out the news. So I found

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Speaker 2: out the news while at the gym from Matt Rogers'

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Speaker 2: Instagram story. Then I texted you You'll never believe how

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Speaker 2: I found out about Trump on Matt rodgers his Instagram story.

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Speaker 1: Ha ha ha.

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Speaker 2: And then you take it back, Wait what happened?

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Speaker 1: Wait what happened? In the next text, I'm on a

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Speaker 1: plane and then I was.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh, he was found guilty on thirty four counts,

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Speaker 2: And then you said.

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Speaker 1: Oh, dang, I thought he died.

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Speaker 2: So Sam is probably one of the only people who

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Speaker 2: was actually let down by the news because he started

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Speaker 2: from a really higher I guess when someone says that's

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Speaker 2: did you hear about.

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Speaker 1: Trump or that's how I found out. I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, something crazy happened. Yeah, because I do

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Speaker 1: feel like the legal system. No, it's like not that juicy. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not. I mean like, yeah, I found guilty. Like

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, like what is this. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: four more years of something. It doesn't really like excite

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Speaker 1: me in the same way where like health, you know

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Speaker 1: that's I was like, he got hit by a car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he got hit by an ice cream truck.

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Speaker 1: Damn it.

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Speaker 2: I would love it if Trump got hit by an

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Speaker 2: ice cream truck because he was listening to a podcast

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Speaker 2: too loud, so you didn't hear the He was I

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Speaker 2: think the daily and just walking being like wrong, wrong, lies,

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Speaker 2: and then it got hit by an ice cream truck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's how my movie is gonna start. Is Trump is

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Speaker 2: someone is like a sort of a drag queen in

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Speaker 2: really like grotesque drag as Trump.

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Speaker 1: Being hit by an ice cream and then it's just

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Two people see it and they're traumatized together. Yes, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that's so good because they have it's like

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Speaker 1: they're torn because they're like, well, I Both of them

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Speaker 1: were like MSNBC hardcore viewers, and they were like celebrating

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Speaker 1: the death of Trump. But they were also like, how

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Speaker 1: what have I become?

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Speaker 2: That this is so genius? It's literally who's gonna play them?

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Speaker 2: Who's that woman that Taylor Tomlinson loves? Who I'm sorry

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Speaker 2: has no charisma whatsoever?

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Speaker 1: Wait? Oh, the one from that moviee Zoey Deutsch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be Zoey Deutsch and whoever then you?

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Speaker 2: Oh and Nicholas Galaxy. They're gonna be Nicholas Galaxy and

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Speaker 2: Zoey Deutsch. They're gonna play I would even say MSNBC

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Speaker 2: like in charge, Like that's a great idea. I think

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Speaker 2: they're gonna be Okay, they're gonna work at MSNBC, but

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Speaker 2: their job is sort of like ad operations assistant manager

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Speaker 2: All they want is to be writing the news, but

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Speaker 1: They have a lot of trauma.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well, working at MSNBC, for one, is a.

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Speaker 1: Trauma all on its own. Not to mention, both of

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Speaker 1: their parents are divorced.

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Speaker 2: Well, needless to say, their parents are divorced and they're

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Speaker 2: Trump supporters, So of course when they finally get engaged,

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Speaker 2: the drama becomes. You know, the parents at the wedding

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Speaker 2: are gonna want to do Trump related speeches.

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Speaker 1: Yeah about how how sad they were when Trump died. Yeah, god,

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Speaker 1: this is good. Oh my gosh. You know what I did.

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Speaker 2: Forget It's called crashing into love. Oh okay, that didn't

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Speaker 2: really quite land them.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to, well, I just think it needs to

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Speaker 1: be worked, Okay, okay, let's.

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Speaker 2: Soft serve softft serve. Well I really reacted to that.

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Speaker 1: MSNBC me.

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Speaker 2: For me, No, soft service is actually a great title,

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Speaker 2: and I was like all in because I was like, wow,

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Speaker 2: it's a double one Tandre. Then I realized it's not.

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Speaker 2: It's just just what ice cream is called soft serve.

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Speaker 1: It's just not that ice cream focused. I think, like softy. No,

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Speaker 1: you guys, it's not about ice cream.

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Speaker 2: You think it's okay, but it is about the crash.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Crash is like the inciting incident, and I honestly that's

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Speaker 1: the only thing that is George. I'm trying to play

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Speaker 1: with the form and I want the crash to happen

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Speaker 1: and that not to be what the movie is about.

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Speaker 2: So what but there is the movie more about like

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Speaker 1: Movies about trauma. I don't know what's not clicking.

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Speaker 2: Okay, soft trauma.

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Speaker 1: It's about it's about it's like I think it'll almost

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Speaker 1: be called like the Aftermath, Like it's about like they

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Speaker 3: Fine, soft serve is good for some movie, I do think.

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Speaker 2: So I have to say I'm sorry. I think soft serve.

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Speaker 2: We just have to find a way to make it

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Speaker 2: thing is that he's like too soft on form policy.

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Speaker 2: So mister Softy is both about the ice cream and

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Speaker 1: Okay, so the okay, but.

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Speaker 2: But he wants no, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 3: But if this was an on air personality who had

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Speaker 2: I mean wait, sorry, I got it. He's an on

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Speaker 2: Like yes, and he also his parents are Republicans and

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Speaker 2: not rebelling. You know what's rebelling blowing up a pipeline.

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Speaker 1: Yeah wow, this is like now I'm really in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm sort of all in.

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Speaker 3: I'm watching.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is good.

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Speaker 2: Imagine Zoey Deutsch, the little blue haircut and tattoos. The

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Speaker 3: But why do you know that Taylor Tomlinson.

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Speaker 2: Because when she was on our podcast, she kept I

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Speaker 2: she's dan Zoey Deutsch.

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Speaker 1: I don't know Zoey Deutsch at all.

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Speaker 3: I literally could be any one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're forgetting her face as you're googling her.

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Speaker 3: No, but you have probably seen That's true.

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Speaker 2: She looks like the Chica gen Z Chica from White Lotus,

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Speaker 3: Should we bring in our guests, Yeah, no, never about

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Speaker 1: Well, we're all news anchors, that's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've never in our lives had technical difficulties go

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Speaker 2: But when you came on last week, it got so

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Speaker 2: It's very interesting because you were the only one whose

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Speaker 3: Wasn't I know, And I was thinking about that. Why

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Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy when you were like, it's my

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Speaker 2: Because it's very you.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to magical think my way into being.

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Speaker 1: It in my fault, I know, I felt I was.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I was in La and I was in

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Speaker 1: And then he was like he's like sometimes the WiFi

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Speaker 1: is bad when it's cloudy, and I was like, this town.

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Speaker 2: What well, it's also like wait a minute, if something

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Speaker 1: Is bad when it's cloudy. It's like La really is

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Speaker 2: Well, it's also I mean, la, First of all, it's

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Speaker 2: about to be like underwater. There's an earthquake that's going

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Speaker 2: to come and destroy everything. And on top of all that,

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Speaker 2: there's no Wi Fi when it's cloudy. I mean, what

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Speaker 2: can you do other than red carpet event.

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Speaker 3: Walk your dog?

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Speaker 2: I mean, really that's true, really.

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Speaker 1: Peaceful dog walks though, Yeah, that's true. You know what

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're telling the truth.

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Speaker 3: I think, honestly though, if a dentist told me I

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Speaker 2: Totally, Like they should do doctors. Doctors should just give

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Speaker 1: confidence boost. Yeah, And I was like, well, I have

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Speaker 1: been in and out of the hospital for six months straight.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how healthy I can be, but.

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Speaker 2: Like I have a cave as we speak.

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Speaker 1: We got a review recently that was like this you

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Speaker 1: have seen it. It was like, oh god, it was

447
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Speaker 1: like something's from something something, and the other one is

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Speaker 1: in the hospital.

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Speaker 2: It was like, well, it is sort of your identity.

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Speaker 2: It was being in the hospital for a good like

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Speaker 2: two months.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in the hospital for a bit. In

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Speaker 1: an hour, it opens and you got to talk about it.

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Speaker 3: Not talking about it another thing where you're just like

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Speaker 3: you don't really expect to have to be in the

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Speaker 3: hospital for two months.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh yeah, you're like, wait, what the fuck?

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Speaker 3: I guess I have to live my life. It's full

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Speaker 3: list or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I that's the other thing. I was

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Speaker 1: like walking here today and I was like, God, people

462
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Speaker 1: are looking me up and down. I'm looking them up

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Speaker 1: and down. And guess what. I haven't been in the

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Speaker 1: hospital in over a month. Damn.

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Speaker 2: Should we do our first segment?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I think I'm already having so much fun. Who okay, Claire.

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Speaker 1: Our first segment is called straight Shooters, and in the segment,

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Speaker 1: we're going to ask you a series of rapidfire questions schedule,

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Speaker 1: familiarity with and complicity and straight culture espasically this thing

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Speaker 1: or this other thing. And the only rule is you

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Speaker 1: can't ask any follow up questions or we'll scream at

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Speaker 1: you like we should have done in the intro.

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Speaker 2: That's right, we have it all pent up.

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Speaker 1: Watch out, We're scream edging. Okay. George kicks off.

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Speaker 2: Claire, Marjorie Taylor Green or major le spilling tea.

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Speaker 1: Major okay, Claire. The Knights who say me, or the

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Speaker 1: polites who say please, the.

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Speaker 3: Polite who say please Claire.

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Speaker 2: Happy birthday, mister President, or Happy Earth Day, cheers to

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Speaker 2: our residents.

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Speaker 3: Happy birthday, mister President.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow? Okay. A crisis of masculinity or I don't know, sis.

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Speaker 1: He seems pretty gay to me.

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Speaker 3: He's pretty gay to me.

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Speaker 2: So christis rhymes with I don't I don't know. Okay, Claire,

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Speaker 2: I'm starting a substack or she's charting with that track.

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Speaker 3: I'm starting as.

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Speaker 1: Young Sheldon or young Lean, young.

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Speaker 2: Sheldon launching a pride collection, gawking at a divine erection,

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Speaker 2: or voting in a free and fair.

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Speaker 1: Election, voting in free and federal election, okay, weaponizing therapy

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Speaker 1: speak or watching get him to.

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Speaker 2: The Greek watching get him to the Greek God, you know,

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Speaker 2: get him to the Greek stars Russell Brand, Jonah Hill,

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Speaker 2: and p Diddy. Whoa. I recently saw a little I

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Speaker 2: guess you called it a meme. Oh that was sort

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Speaker 2: of implying, look at this film not aged well there,

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Speaker 2: And I said, I'll him what, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Sure another film like that Kevin's There's got to be

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Speaker 3: a Kevin Spacey I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, there's certainly are films produced by Harvey Weinstein starring

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Speaker 2: Kevin Spacey. American Beauty definitely.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to find the most.

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Speaker 2: Or like directed by Brian Singer, by Harvey Weinstein, directed

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Speaker 2: by Brian Singer, starring Kevin Spacey. Well, I do know

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Speaker 2: for a fact, that one of the Superman moves. Kevin

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Speaker 2: Spacey plays likes Luthor and it's directed by Brian Singer.

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Speaker 3: Okay, close with a Matt Lower cameo. Charlie Rose, Oh god,

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Speaker 3: wow god.

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Speaker 2: Remember when kind of lose a Rice was on thirty Rock. No,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, blurg talk about blur. That was blurg goals

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Speaker 2: my mom. That's going to get a one blurg from me.

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Speaker 2: Two blurgs way up?

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Speaker 1: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Can we briefly address the Young Sheldon controversy?

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Speaker 3: What's the Young Sheldon controversy?

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Speaker 2: Well, well, not completely from the unreleased tapes from when

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Speaker 2: you first started doing the episode.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh right, I forgot about that.

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Speaker 2: We don't have to get into too much. But my

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Speaker 2: big reveal, my big story that I.

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Speaker 1: Had with me that you were going to break before

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Speaker 1: Trump took the front page.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, was.

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Speaker 2: That I was out of play as a musical. In fact,

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Speaker 2: Outsider is the musical. And I have to shout them

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Speaker 2: out because of course they gave us free tickets because

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Speaker 2: they were fans of the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Oh so I don't remember getting tickets to up.

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Speaker 2: They know you're LA based.

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Speaker 1: It's just kind of funny.

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Speaker 3: George just put his feet up on your chair.

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Speaker 1: I said, he's he's not really a co host, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm more of an executive producer role. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to tickets?

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Speaker 2: I said one, one will do. And while I was there,

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Speaker 2: I had a huge celebrity sting, which is that I

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Speaker 2: saw Young Sheldon. And on top of that, it was

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Speaker 2: the night of the Young Sheldon finale, meaning he did

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Speaker 2: not even have the respect for CBS to stay at

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Speaker 2: home and watch the finale potentially live tweeted or live

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Speaker 2: posted on Instagram. He was too busy taking photos with

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Speaker 2: twin girls at Outsiders and Musical.

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Speaker 1: And you said that he had sort of a Hairy

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Speaker 1: Styles style fandom where people were frenzied security.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've really two things shocked me. First of all,

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Speaker 2: just the level of the fandom. I mean it was

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Speaker 2: like there was a like glowing orb, you know in

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Speaker 2: Roe D. Yeah, everyone's eyes, all eyes were on Young Sheldon.

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Speaker 2: Tween girls like could not focus on the musical. They

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Speaker 2: were lining up and I'm not exaggerating, like during intermission

552
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Speaker 2: they were fully lining up to take photos with him.

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Speaker 2: And then someone had to be like the play is starting,

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Speaker 2: Like everyone needs to get back to their seats. The

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Speaker 2: ushers were like yelling at tween girls. And then the

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Speaker 2: second thing that really struck me was how professional he

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Speaker 2: was being and how good he was being and giving

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Speaker 2: everyone exactly two and a half seconds, like he knew

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Speaker 2: exactly what face to make for the selfies, And that

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Speaker 2: really made me sad that he has to have that

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Speaker 2: level of professionalism and he has been raised to have

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Speaker 2: that level of professionalism and charisma and charm and whatever

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Speaker 2: as a young tween boy.

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Speaker 3: Is he still technically young or.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he's probably like fourteen?

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 2: Is that why they can't say you're not allowed to

568
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Speaker 2: have a crush on him?

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Speaker 1: No, no one for that.

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Speaker 3: I'm just making sure that the title still makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh well that's why, of course the show ended.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he grew up.

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Speaker 2: He grew up. There was actually someone on the plane

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Speaker 2: on my way back from Los Angeles was watching Big

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Speaker 2: Little I Sees one and I forgot he was well,

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Speaker 2: he started making performance Reese Witherspoon's's kid.

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Speaker 1: No he was, Wasn't he.

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Speaker 2: Who's the Amabella?

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Speaker 1: Who's the secret life and American teenager?

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Speaker 2: Oh you're so right, it's her kid? Yeah no, Shalane Woodley, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there we go.

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Speaker 1: There we go. That's who it is.

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Speaker 3: What an interesting woman? Yeah, that's for another podcast.

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Speaker 1: No, this is that's a good new segment.

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Speaker 2: Though interesting is sort of a classic like all turned

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Speaker 2: like burning man type believe doesn't believe in medicine, like

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Speaker 2: on the anti vax spectrum daated eric.

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Speaker 1: Which it is a spectrum and it is Yeah, yes, exactly.

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Speaker 2: And uh sort of horseshoe theory.

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Speaker 1: So so on one. Where where are you guys on

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Speaker 1: the anti vack spectrum?

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Speaker 2: Firmly pro vax my life?

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Speaker 1: So you're like a VAC six? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Is it out because of the Kinsey scale? Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: would say I'm a vax six.

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Speaker 3: Where on the Kinsey scale are you on VAS?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: I'm the back six in terms of the information we

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Speaker 2: have right now. What if some some random doctor came

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Speaker 2: out and started peddling vaccines for something I didn't believe in.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm like, I think I'm like I really hate

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Speaker 1: taking advil, So I think I'm a VAX five.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I see what you're saying. I also am not

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Speaker 2: all in on you know what I mean medication, Like

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Speaker 2: I I if I don't need to take medication, I won't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we've established you don't trust.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm backs five. I'm back.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm back five as well.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a healthy place.

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Speaker 2: I think history, I mean.

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Speaker 3: I think exact information.

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Speaker 2: If you're a vac six, that means like in the

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Speaker 2: olden times, you'd be like hospitalizing women for hysteria, sending

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Speaker 2: him to American horror story asylum.

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Speaker 1: And that is not me and that is not my experience.

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Speaker 2: I actually believe.

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Speaker 1: Women, yes, should be To get into the topic, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's get into the topic, Claire, what is your topic

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Speaker 1: today today?

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Speaker 3: My topic is maybe the most relevant thing I could

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Speaker 3: think of, which is President's.

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Speaker 2: US style, US Style, US style.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't get it twisted.

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Speaker 2: When I was a kid and I first heard about

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Speaker 2: Mount Rushmore, there was a second where I was like, wait,

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Speaker 2: is that natural?

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Speaker 1: I mean it took me a while to figure out

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Speaker 1: what was going on.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 2: I'm still like I say still to this day, I'm like,

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Speaker 2: it is crazy that someone made that, How it was

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Speaker 2: that allowed? That is so insane that it's one of

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Speaker 2: the most insane things anyone has made.

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Speaker 1: It is completely insane. It is giving like.

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Speaker 2: Someone in you know, Minnesota doing a butter statue of spirit,

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Speaker 2: Stallion of the Cimarron, but a mountain, but a mountain

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Speaker 2: and its four presidents.

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Speaker 3: Was it sanctioned or was it?

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00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 2: It's everything that people will write in about it.

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Speaker 3: I remember write in, but I feel like it was

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Speaker 3: some guy.

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Speaker 2: There is something about it where I'm like, it is

645
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Speaker 2: so brazen that I do want to go at some point,

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00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 2: like you kind of have to see it in person

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Speaker 2: to believe.

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Speaker 1: Well. I'm almost like we actually as a society need

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Speaker 1: to collapse because that will be so fun to find,

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Speaker 1: like a planet of the ape plant exactly. Like that's

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Speaker 1: one of those things where you're like, what were these people? Like?

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00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: Like I know it?

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Speaker 2: Also, I will say, you know, living in the times

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Speaker 2: that we do where everything seems so apocalyptic apocalyptic, it does.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember in drag Race, one of the queens

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Speaker 2: at some point there was a challenge to do something

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Speaker 2: apocalyptic and she kept saying apocaloptic. Anyway, I think it's

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Speaker 2: nice because that does seem like something some Trump supporter

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Speaker 2: would do now, like carved Trump into imagine And it's

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Speaker 2: kind of nice to be like, oh, there was someone

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Speaker 2: back then who was brain dead enough to make a

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Speaker 2: Mountain of for presidents.

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Speaker 1: I'm also like, again, we do not know the history,

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Speaker 1: which is so iconic. Yeah, I don't know what year

665
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 1: it happened.

666
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 3: Really, I actually couldn't even tell you which president.

667
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't tell you which prevent ninety eight and

668
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: it was Clinton Bush Senior, Reagan and Jimmy Carter.

669
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: Well, I also do think it has like a bad history,

670
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: uh where it was like and maybe this is like Twitter,

671
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: is it? It's like a it's like.

672
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 3: Native Yes that's implied.

673
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: But yeah, like but I think it was like an

674
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: act of like this is important, so we're going to

675
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: ruin it, like I think it was bad.

676
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 2: Oh and and ruined it with literally four condamn it,

677
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 2: four statues of big headed white men.

678
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 3: What is this the late night comedy circuit?

679
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 2: Whoo?

680
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: So true?

681
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 2: It is the comedy store.

682
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: Who I was like, gonna do a rip that was

683
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: like completely not on game, Like, what is this my

684
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: high school teachers?

685
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 2: Drag them to hell?

686
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: For high school high school teachers?

687
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 2: So Claire tell us what about presidents? Is straight to you?

688
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 3: I should have thought this through the general appearance sort

689
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 3: of lack of and you know, not all presidents, but

690
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 3: of empathy, the need for.

691
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 2: Ultimate power, the ultimate authority figure.

692
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 3: Ultimate authority figure, daddy, daddy, a little bit of daddy,

693
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 3: a little bit of proving yourself to your daddy. A

694
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 3: lot of them have daddy things.

695
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that is the major reason.

696
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: And that's such a great point. I haven't even thought

697
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: about that.

698
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 2: Name a president who doesn't have daddy issues. You can't.

699
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: You can't find one. It is like if they had

700
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: been gay, they would just go have like dangerous sex life,

701
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: right exactly.

702
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 3: Inta, it's like start wars.

703
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, starting wars is sort of the being promiscuous of

704
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: straight men.

705
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 3: Starting wars is the not worrying cond bear.

706
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 2: Violence. Violence is like promiscuity for right. That's it's like

707
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 2: how if you're doing it.

708
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's mixed.

709
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. Sorry, she can say it, she can

710
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 2: say it, but it's true. Okay, So daddy.

711
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 3: Also dogs, They always have dogs.

712
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: They always have dogs.

713
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 3: Big dogs.

714
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: They also have to have a nuclear family. You can't

715
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 2: be a bachelor and be president.

716
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 3: They have one daughter.

717
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: Yeah there's one you can.

718
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope you can. That's not a real president. Yeah,

719
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 2: more like you can know.

720
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 3: I feel like I should be looking at a list

721
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 3: of presidents.

722
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: No, we can't.

723
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 2: We're not going to start doing research for this podcast.

724
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 2: Now we've gone four years without ever knowing a single

725
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 2: fact about history or America.

726
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: I do think in general that the nuclear family thing

727
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: is the weirdest part. Like this is what I've never

728
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: understood about president in the election in general, where it's

729
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: like it's yes, there's like policy, but that's like one

730
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: tenth of the race. It is sort of like reality

731
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: show vibes. It's the original reality show.

732
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 2: Well, going back to Trump, I mean, I do think

733
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 2: in terms of the nuclear family thing, by the way,

734
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 2: I think something that people have not grappled with. Is

735
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 2: one of the reasons why many Americans relate to Trump

736
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 2: on a personal level is because he has this like

737
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 2: big blended family like many people do. Yeah, And it

738
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 2: sort of sucks that the right had claim over that

739
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 2: when it could have been like a sort of queer

740
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 2: like sort of like very like lefty Portland Seattle blended family. Yeahship,

741
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 2: it sucks that like that the first president to have

742
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 2: a blended family was a Republican.

743
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 3: Are we talking blended because we have the brothers from.

744
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 2: Different mothers, multiple divorces, Like, yeah, that's right, isn't what.

745
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 3: They're talking about like one ugly kid one?

746
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 2: Oh yes, separately, it's a very diverse, beautiful thing, one

747
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 2: weird looking one, one really tall one.

748
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 3: One that he doesn't married to a Jewish guy.

749
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. God, where's Whitney?

750
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 1: Who's Whitney Whitney Trump?

751
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 2: She's the one that he has never heard of?

752
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: Whitney Trump.

753
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 2: You have heard of Whitney Trump?

754
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: I've never heard of.

755
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 2: Okay, you guys are you've never heard of Whitney?

756
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: Trump is Trump?

757
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 2: She's Trump's daughter. I know, No, Evanka is his favor.

758
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 2: This is insane. Everyone at home is literally taking off

759
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 2: their headphones and marching to the White House.

760
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 3: Well, she's blonde, she is blondey, I'm.

761
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:49,879
Speaker 1: Going to trump.

762
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 2: Ivanka is his favorite and the one he loves. And

763
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 2: then Whitney is like and I'm not.

764
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: Saying she's not. Who's the one that did the like

765
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: l g b T s for Whitney?

766
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 3: I thought her name was something, Wait, is Whitney LGBT No?

767
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 2: But she hosts just like sort of story to girl

768
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 2: vibes who has like, sure, Sam, I don't think her

769
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 2: name is Whitney. Literally, I'm gonna start yelling at both

770
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 2: of you.

771
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: You're making up girls.

772
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 2: Both of my guests right now in my podcast that

773
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 2: I host are looking up Whitney.

774
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 3: Wait, there are no pictures of her. Yeah, I don't

775
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 3: think he's like literally her name not Whitney Trump Daughters.

776
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 1: Okay, jump daughters.

777
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 3: Whitney Trump selected as north Central Missouri. Can't son.

778
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 2: Was Whitney?

779
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 1: You were ready to attack us?

780
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 2: So I've never been so wrong in my life. Well, okay, Tiffany.

781
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,240
Speaker 3: Tiffany Trump looks like she'd have one of those YouTube

782
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,280
Speaker 3: channels where she tries food from different like mall restaurants.

783
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

784
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 2: Wow, I cannot believe I had that brain brain fart.

785
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 2: As the kids say, Whitney. I mean, I've known Tiffany

786
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 2: Trump my whole life.

787
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: I mean, it happens sometimes, it really does.

788
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 2: I wonder if what I'm thinking of that is named Whitney,

789
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 2: That is a blonde woman that no one likes, Whitney.

790
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 2: They should make a Whitney Trump.

791
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: She's yeah, Whitney.

792
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 2: Oh, Whitney Cummings.

793
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 1: I mean, I love that you're inventing new Trump. Damn.

794
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 2: I'm really embarrassed, but you know what, I'm gonna own

795
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 2: it and I'm gonna say that we're not cutting it.

796
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 2: And I want to apologize to everyone for gas for

797
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 2: attempting to gas let you into thinking there is a

798
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 2: Whitney Trump. I want to apologize to Tiffany Trump, who

799
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: is the real Trump daughter no one likes, and I say,

800
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 2: you know, thank you for doing all that you do,

801
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 2: thank you for being an LGBT ally for LGBT men

802
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 2: who are clinically brain dead. And you know, I think

803
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 2: Whitney is a beautiful name for me.

804
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: Be girl. I have a new idea for president that

805
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 1: is even more relatable than Trump, a Trump splendid family.

806
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 1: I think it would really speak to our generation if

807
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: the next president was like, hey, like, I'm sub letting

808
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: my house.

809
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 3: I'm looking for somebody to like.

810
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I'm in DC for a few years,

811
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: four year four, and then we'll see it could be

812
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: longer term. Oh my god, so funny.

813
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 2: Wait, okay, I like that.

814
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: I think that would be good. And also, if you

815
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 1: can take care of the cats, like I can give

816
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 1: you a discount.

817
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because needlesses say, I'm not allowed to bring cats.

818
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: I have to have dogs. Has there been a president

819
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 1: with cats again?

820
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 2: I've already flopped once today. I am not attempting to

821
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 2: get so there's been a president with cats.

822
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 3: Nixon feels like he would have cat, but I think

823
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 3: he actually just had like a brain.

824
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 2: Brown dog is sort of cat. Brown dog is so cat. Okay,

825
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 2: so wait, I do want to I recently I've been

826
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 2: like into the idea of like really actually doing the

827
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 2: thing our podcast promises to do and actually talking about

828
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 2: straight culture. Okay, don't you think I'm trying? Yeah, so

829
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 2: that's why I know. That's why I keep bringing it back.

830
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 2: So I don't want everyone to be mad, anyone to

831
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 2: be mad at me that I'm not yet ending. But

832
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 2: I'm like back to whire presidents are straight, the way

833
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 2: they sound, the way they sound there, Yes, there is

834
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 2: a way of It's like it's like what if we

835
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 2: apply a business mindset to public service?

836
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I am the older I get also, and

837
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 1: sorry to I'm just like, what is the point of

838
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: a president, like, especially if.

839
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 3: We have everybody else doing other stuff?

840
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 2: Well, it's the CEO. He's basically the overpaid, over exposed,

841
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 2: but all of the workers are doing the actual work.

842
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 3: He's the face of the operator, the face of the operation.

843
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: I also think he exists as like sort of the

844
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 1: true missus America. Like he's like so that other people

845
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 1: when they think of America, they're like, who's America, and

846
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, it's that guy.

847
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 2: That is very true, and I think the pageantry to it,

848
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 2: much like many of our straight topics, it almost circles

849
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 2: back into being queer because he is literally, as you're saying,

850
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 2: his job is to give speeches and to look fabulous

851
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 2: and to go around being like America is the land

852
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 2: of contrasts.

853
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 1: I also like one of the straighter things too, is

854
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 1: when they like go to Idaho or wherever totally and

855
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,959
Speaker 1: are like, wow, I love corn. Oh my god. It's like, bitch,

856
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: you don't eat corn.

857
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 2: Bitch, you don't love corn.

858
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: You do not love corn this much.

859
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 2: You do not love corn this much. You're not like

860
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 2: ordering a beer at the local pub and you're not

861
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 2: eating like the signature hot dog that has like broken

862
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: up pretzels in it.

863
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: And that's like such a to me, that's like an

864
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: essential straight thing where it's like if a gay guy

865
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: were to go to one, I don't actually really like corn.

866
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 3: It's like really cool that you guys do this. I

867
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 3: love that you love corn and you're doing so much

868
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 3: for our country.

869
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something very basic, like every town they go

870
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 2: to they have to try the number one thing. If

871
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 2: you're gay, you go and you like post on close friends,

872
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 2: like any recommendations, and then potentially you go to like

873
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 2: a cute little wine bee. Yeah you know where a

874
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 2: present you know where any president has never been a

875
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 2: wine bar. They're gonna go to the big pub.

876
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

877
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 3: Is there a Michelin star restaurant in Idaho?

878
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 2: I'm sure there is.

879
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: Oh.

880
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 3: Look, also, in.

881
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,399
Speaker 2: Order to well to state the obvious, they're all men

882
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 2: so far.

883
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there we go so far and hopefully.

884
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 2: And hopefully forever. Let's fingers crossed. Certainly, I don't see it.

885
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: And it's just like a little bit funny, like there

886
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: is something where it's like this is a bit lol,

887
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: Like that's all. It's huge.

888
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 3: I was just thinking this morning, like, wow, our country

889
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 3: compared to other countries sucks.

890
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: It's so weird.

891
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 2: It is this like basic thing where like every every

892
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 2: country and I was about to say, which is my

893
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,760
Speaker 2: own bias, is about to be like every western country,

894
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 2: which is literally every country like many countries west, east, north, south,

895
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 2: have had women leaders. Many of those women leaders have

896
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 2: even been like terrible and worse than the male leaders

897
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 2: and been touristic, but at least they were given a.

898
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: Yes, well, yeah, it's not even about like, It's more

899
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 1: it's not even about the like I think a woman

900
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 1: would like have amazing politics inherently, but I am just like,

901
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 1: but what are the odds?

902
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 2: I legitimately separated from Paulics wholeheartedly. Like, I not that

903
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 2: I would be happy if we had a Republican women president,

904
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 2: but it just it would at least be a sign

905
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 2: of more equality generally.

906
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 3: Really, people men and women don't like just don't trust women.

907
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 2: Yes, it's at all, especially in America.

908
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 3: Especially in America, and it's like, what do we do?

909
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 3: How do we kind of I mean, I guess I'm

910
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 3: coming from sort of a comedian lens, or I'm like,

911
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 3: I can tell that when the moment I get on stage,

912
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 3: certain people are tuning out almost immediately, and I have

913
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 3: to be like, well, I have to let them know

914
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 3: exactly who I am and what I'm all about immediately,

915
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 3: Whereas a guy can go up and be like, yeah,

916
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 3: I just durk out and on me or you know what, everybody's.

917
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 2: Like, Wow, Okay, here's a question. Do you think it's

918
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 2: more difficult for women in politics in America because America

919
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 2: has such a strong entertainment industry on like other countries,

920
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 2: that the images of women that are exported are so

921
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 2: Hollywood like, it's so thin, blonde, perfect women that then,

922
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 2: in comparison, when they see a normal woman running for office,

923
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 2: people get stressed, whereas in other countries there is more

924
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 2: representation of normal women day to day.

925
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: I'm loving the stone things.

926
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 3: You're saying, a hot, hot woman ran for president.

927
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:29,439
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you one thing, or fix Hollywood, fix

928
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 2: them maybe, so maybe I sort of think, okay, here's

929
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 2: a question. Do you think it's more likely that a

930
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 2: pornographically hot woman be president or that we first fix

931
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 2: Hollywood and then a normal woman.

932
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 3: Big time, big time?

933
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 1: Because it's like, that's absolutely going to be That doesn't

934
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: sound out of there. Here's what it.

935
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 2: Could be, like, Angelina Julie, Yeah, Like, I mean I

936
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 2: think that is a stretch obviously, because I think she's

937
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 2: way she'd have.

938
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 3: To be like if she was that far left, she'd yeah,

939
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 3: actually have to be really hot, and so I think

940
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 3: the balance, yeah, is there.

941
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 2: She'd have to make her lips even bigger.

942
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, like okay, celeb women, yeah, president, Yeah, do you

943
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: think it okay? Ellen Witherspoon, Oh yeah, I think I

944
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: think I think she could run.

945
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Zoey Deutch would be great, honestly.

946
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 3: Taylor Thomlinson, Taylor Thomas, she's towards the Midwest.

947
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,439
Speaker 2: I do actually think, and this goes back to stand

948
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 2: up comedy. A lesbian who is so for straight men

949
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 2: be sexualized will always do better in a stand up

950
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 2: comedy environment than a straight woman who is visibly attempting

951
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 2: to be attractive in any way, don't you think. I mean,

952
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 2: there is a rich history of extremely I mean Wanda Sykes, Ellen, uh,

953
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 2: you know, Paula Bounce, Like, there are just so many

954
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 2: very successful lesbian comedians. We're all very funny. By the way.

955
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 2: I'm not saying they got where they are unfairly because

956
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 2: of their lesbianism.

957
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 3: When I when I first started doing stand up, my

958
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 3: dad was just like, just don't be gay like all

959
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 3: those other ones. Like, but that was like the thing

960
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 3: where it's like, if you're a stand up comic and

961
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 3: you're a woman, you're gay, yes, because those are the

962
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 3: ones who rise top because they're taken more seriously because

963
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 3: they're wearing a suit.

964
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: That's what's tough about.

965
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 2: I mean, because of systemic misogyny. You do have to

966
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 2: be in some way masculine if you are a woman

967
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 2: in office or a woman in public, right, Yeah, I

968
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 2: mean Hillary Clinton is like, you have to wear you

969
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 2: have to do pants suit, you have to do natural makeup,

970
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 2: like you're not going to be high fem Yeah.

971
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 3: You can't be over sexual you can't be over sexualized.

972
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 2: So then that creates this problem where damned if you do,

973
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 2: damned if you don't.

974
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

975
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 2: I mean, if Hillary Clinton or Elizabeth Warren showed up

976
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 2: high famme, huge wig eyebrows, you know, on top of

977
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 2: their forehead, people would say, who's this joke? I'm not

978
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 2: voting for her. But then if they showed up pants suit,

979
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 2: no makeup, people would say, who's that dumpy bitch voting

980
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:17,720
Speaker 2: for Trump?

981
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 3: And it's hard. It could be like an Alicia Keys

982
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 3: situation where she's you know, you're.

983
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 2: Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful woman, no makeup.

984
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 3: Let's get Alicia Keys in there. I think, well, okay,

985
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 3: but it is so it's like it's so obvious that

986
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 3: that's what's going on, but everyone wants to pretend that

987
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 3: it's exactly something more complex. And yes, no, we're just

988
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 3: inclined or been told to what's the word, what is

989
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 3: that word? When you're like, it's like ingrained, ingrained in

990
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 3: you because of society or whatever the fuck socialized.

991
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, we are socialized to not is it

992
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 2: to not trust women, or to like to ignore them.

993
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 3: To ignore the idea of them and other you know,

994
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 3: in non maternal roles, in non maternal roles, or to

995
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 3: only take them seriously if they're being like maternal or

996
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 3: man like. Yes, to only pay attention if they're hot

997
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 3: enough and kind of there's no in between.

998
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 2: And then when they are hot enough, you're paying attention

999
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 2: but not taking them seriously because you're like, that's just

1000
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 2: a bimbo.

1001
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it takes extra work to take someone seriously.

1002
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, And to go back to presidents, then when you

1003
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 2: have a male president, his wife becomes first lady. It's

1004
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 2: like every single time we elect a president, we are

1005
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,240
Speaker 2: perpetuating the concept of first lady.

1006
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 3: Lady, Lady lady.

1007
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you might as well call her America's arm candy.

1008
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: Oh, and I mean that is so I mean that

1009
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: is like it's so funny to have like, you know,

1010
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: Democrats and Republicans when it's like that is just like

1011
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 1: have your first lady is like the most Republican idea

1012
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 1: ever and the fact that everyone has to do it,

1013
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: and it's like she better like hosting Christmas.

1014
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 3: First of all, she better celebrate Christmas.

1015
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1016
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 3: Second, well she better be kind of hot.

1017
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, like slightly slightly hot.

1018
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 2: This is me congratulating our new president. Congratulations sir, And

1019
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 2: then I turned to his wife and you better work.

1020
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:32,879
Speaker 3: Away.

1021
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1022
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 3: I just feel like I can't think.

1023
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: You know.

1024
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 3: What's cool about being a first lady though, is that

1025
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 3: people don't really care about what you do.

1026
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can just promote literacy and no one's going

1027
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 2: to check the numbers.

1028
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 3: Or healthy food.

1029
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1030
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can literally be like I promoted literacy and

1031
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,800
Speaker 2: people are like do you have the data? You're like,

1032
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 2: how dare you?

1033
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: Wait?

1034
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 2: I want to say one word thing about the military thing,

1035
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: because I do think that's a big part of being president,

1036
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 2: like you are and are in chief. It's basically like

1037
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 2: you are all your other roles being in charge of

1038
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 2: I don't know, like caring about healthcare or caring about

1039
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 2: public holidays or caring about taxes. All of that is

1040
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 2: secondary to the fact that your job is to start

1041
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 2: and continue wars. And I do think that is very

1042
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 2: straight yeah. Yeah, but also like this Barbie's job is

1043
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 2: war straight up.

1044
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, because every like you don't have to have military

1045
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 3: experience to be the president.

1046
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,439
Speaker 2: I mean and say that not that I would trust

1047
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 2: thee with military experience more.

1048
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 3: To be clearly sure, but it's like you don't know

1049
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 3: what's going on at all. Yes, and you are truly

1050
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 3: like the director of the movie where it's like, just

1051
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 3: tell me what looks good and we can go a.

1052
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 2: Yes, it's really like being it's like being the CEO

1053
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 2: of a weapons manufacturing company. And of course your job

1054
00:50:55,680 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 2: is also managing HR and company events and you know,

1055
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,399
Speaker 2: sort of negotiating people's salaries and whatever else. Yes, that's

1056
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 2: part of your job as CEO. But what's your main

1057
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 2: job manufacturing weapons? Yeah, that's what it's like being president.

1058
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, huh, I mean I think that's genius. I'm I'm reflecting. Yeah.

1059
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,919
Speaker 1: I also think like there's something about how the job

1060
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: is like it's everything and nothing.

1061
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 2: Like everything and nothing. No, it's haunts me.

1062
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: I think that Yeah. The CEO comparison I think is

1063
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 1: really apt, thank you, because it's like that type of

1064
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: person where you're like, you're not actually doing anything, but

1065
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: you are busy.

1066
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 3: But also now I'm thinking back to the way presidents look,

1067
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 3: where no president has ever been like overtly masculine in

1068
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 3: the way America wants sees masculine.

1069
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting, Like, that's interesting.

1070
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 3: No one has had like a kamail body.

1071
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 2: No one said, well, there is something so vulnerable. Here's

1072
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 2: the thing, it's this paradox. On the one hand, you

1073
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,879
Speaker 2: have to present as masculine. If you if they ask

1074
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 2: you what your favorite food is, as a president, you

1075
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 2: have to say, stay a core burger. Can you imagine

1076
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: if someone said branzino, a whole branzino, trusted, crusted, herb

1077
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 2: crusted branzino. Next question, you might as well, are my

1078
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 2: favorite thing to wear a skirt? Okay, so.

1079
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:32,919
Speaker 1: You can't.

1080
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 2: So you have to be masculine. But on the other hand,

1081
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 2: the nature of the job is that you have to

1082
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 2: win people over. And is there anything more vulnerable than

1083
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 2: basically going door to door begging people to write your

1084
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 2: name on a little piece of paper. Wait, basically it's

1085
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 2: like the Bachelor.

1086
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 3: Being a president is like being a girl in high school.

1087
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 2: Yes, it's literally like being a girl in high school.

1088
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 3: You're journey everybody to like you, and it helps. If

1089
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 3: you're it helps, if you're rich. You're okay with like

1090
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: kind of changing who you are.

1091
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, temporarily the thing, Okay, you have to be just

1092
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 1: palatable enough. Yeah, this is I'm like this Pranzino thing

1093
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: I think is so smart, and I'm like trying to

1094
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 1: like one thing I've genuinely never understood about presidents and

1095
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,839
Speaker 1: the whole race is I'm like, yeah, it's like when

1096
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: they like are running and they're like changing themselves and

1097
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 1: being like I would never say, Brenzino, I would never.

1098
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, why can't why, Like what would happen if

1099
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: you were just like the quirky one? Like, can't you

1100
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 1: be the quirky one?

1101
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:34,879
Speaker 3: Does anyone ever tried?

1102
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,720
Speaker 2: Well? In fact, yes, and his name is Barack Obama.

1103
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 2: I actually think Barack Obama is a great example of that,

1104
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 2: purely aesthetically. By the way, I don't think his policies

1105
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:50,800
Speaker 2: were quirky, but he went just far enough to be

1106
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 2: the different girl. Like I'll give you an example, act

1107
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 2: because I was looking this up the other day for

1108
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 2: something unrelated. But I was looking up for something unrelated

1109
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 2: that I'm working on the President's favorite foods, and I

1110
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 2: found this article that was like they asked President Obama

1111
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 2: what food he likes to cook at home, and he

1112
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 2: said chili. That is so alt, that's alt. Like everyone

1113
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 2: else would say steak, they would dog hot.

1114
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 3: To me, chili is actually burger hot dog.

1115
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: You think silly if he said, like so, it's essentially

1116
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: a suit.

1117
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 2: It's like saying I'm flashing currently sucking.

1118
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 3: I honestly thinking saying like spaghetti is alt.

1119
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 2: Oh see to me, spaghetti is like family style Italian.

1120
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 2: Like you're like, oh, you know, I come from a

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00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 2: meg Italian Catholic family Catholic, like the Kennedy's Catholic. I'm Catholic.

1122
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 3: He's still American, you know.

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00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 2: True, that's true, all American. But I don't know, at

1124
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 2: some point, if you're eating you know, vegetable based protein,

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00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 2: you're a little faggy say that.

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00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: I just think, like I crave a president. I craved

1127
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: the end of the movie and the president like the

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00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 1: you know, assistant, the campaign manager is like, okay, you

1129
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: remember your script? You have to say hot dog, you

1130
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: have to say like you love corn, you have to

1131
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,439
Speaker 1: say and he's like he's looking in the mirror before

1132
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 1: going out, and he's like, fuck, like, I just want

1133
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: to be me. I just want to be me. I

1134
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: just want to be present. You're on and he goes,

1135
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 1: I love blueberry muffins.

1136
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 2: Wait, this is literally the ending of our rom com

1137
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 2: where the MSNBC co host goes out and he's like,

1138
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 2: you know what, fuck this?

1139
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: I think that would be such a treat. And I

1140
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: really think, like, isn't there something I honestly, I if

1141
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 1: Trump has Tom said anything, it's like, live out loud,

1142
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 1: be yourself, and you know the rest will follow.

1143
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 2: It's tough, I think, because I actually think that's the

1144
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 2: wrong lesson to take from not to call you out please.

1145
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,359
Speaker 2: I think the issue with Trump is you can live

1146
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 2: out loud if you are a fascist, Like I think

1147
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 2: that's what it's like. It has to the fascism has

1148
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 2: to be so all encompassing that then under that you

1149
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 2: can literally have like multiple wives. You can have like

1150
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 2: your dick out at a press conference. You can be

1151
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 2: like wearing a tie that goes down to your knees,

1152
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 2: like but it has to be. It has to be

1153
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 2: the first layer has to.

1154
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 3: Be full on, it has to be ideological.

1155
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 2: It's not just you can't be like I think it

1156
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 2: will be way more hard because otherwise you're Denis q

1157
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 2: Sinach and no one's gonna take you seriously. Sure, well,

1158
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:35,720
Speaker 2: of course, yeah he's cute. You didn't get anyone the president,

1159
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 2: I guess.

1160
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 1: I guess like Bill Clinton was a little alt when

1161
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 1: he played saxophone. That's like, oh, yeah, that's true, that's true.

1162
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 3: But he still ate so many hamburgers that his heart hurt.

1163
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:46,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1164
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, still gets to make up for the saxophone by

1165
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,439
Speaker 2: eating so many hamburgers that he almost died.

1166
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: Now he's vegan because of it.

1167
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 3: Do you think there will be a gay president or

1168
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,479
Speaker 3: a vegetarian president first?

1169
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 1: So gay, I would think for a vegetarian, yeah, I

1170
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 1: think it would be a huge disqualifier. It's a vegetarian.

1171
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 2: So our friend Olivia Craighead has this question she likes

1172
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 2: to ask at parties, which is, will there be a

1173
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 2: gay president or an Italian president?

1174
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:14,319
Speaker 1: First?

1175
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 2: And I do think that's actually an interesting Has there not.

1176
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: Been an Italian president? I would get you cannot know.

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00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah to me, George Bush, I'm like, I think gay.

1178
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 3: Really yeah, people like Italian people in America.

1179
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 1: That's what you think.

1180
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 2: I'm telling you American is.

1181
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 1: I just think it's Italian. I mean, how Italian are they?

1182
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: You know, like if they're Italian like and from like

1183
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 1: you know, Staten Island.

1184
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 2: Do you think Andrew Cuomo.

1185
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: Could be president if?

1186
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.

1187
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 2: But before all of that, do you think Andrew Cuomo

1188
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 2: has a better chance or you know, bee boodh.

1189
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 1: Jedge ili run. I think there's a masculinity that people like. Okay,

1190
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: that's cool.

1191
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. The thing with Giuliani and Cuoma

1192
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 2: and all these people is we keep being like, before

1193
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 2: all that stuff, name an Italian politician where you don't say,

1194
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 2: before all that stuff found it's New York politicians Italian.

1195
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 1: That's a sort of Greek bias that I don't understand.

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00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 2: I mean, to be clear, we'll never have a Greek

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00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 2: president either. And you can and that's on, do Caucus,

1198
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 2: that's on.

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Speaker 3: I can't I can't wait for just a little change

1200
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 3: up in what's going on.

1201
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I agree, I know. Yeah, and unfortunately it's

1202
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 2: not happening anytime soon, let's.

1203
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 3: Queer the presidency. Let's do all that, but also let's

1204
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 3: just not have a president. Can we do something else?

1205
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: Are there?

1206
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 3: Can we have another option?

1207
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: I literally don't get it at this point. I used

1208
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 1: to really feel like I got it, but yeah, it

1209
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 1: is sort of like what are we doing?

1210
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 2: I have to say. I would say I reached a

1211
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 2: point at some point in the last six years where

1212
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 2: I thought I understood the country and I was like, wow,

1213
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 2: you know, I've all my life, I've listened, and now

1214
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 2: I finally learned, and the way that I've backtracked completely,

1215
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't understand anything I could. I

1216
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 2: might as well have been born yesterday the way I

1217
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 2: don't understand how anything works, how anyone is thinking. Oh,

1218
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 2: when I look at public polling, I say, I am

1219
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 2: literally like a you know, three legged monster who is

1220
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 2: completely different from everyone else.

1221
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 3: Totally. Yeah, it is confusing, but you know, we all

1222
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 3: want daddy.

1223
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 2: Well and daddy we got to be in a war

1224
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 2: at all given times. Women are not to be trusted

1225
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 2: unless they're wearing a suit. Unless they're wearing a suit

1226
00:59:56,320 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 2: and are kind of where they're in the middle of intercourse.

1227
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 2: That is pro creative, pro creative.

1228
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and no fish, no fish, no fish.

1229
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 2: I do actually think it would. I think fish is

1230
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 2: literally the worst thing you can say. I think I

1231
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 2: would rather I think you Okay, here's the question. Will

1232
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 2: there be a vegetarian president first? Or a best Gary president?

1233
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,919
Speaker 2: I don't think vegetarian is more masculine than eating fish.

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01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.

1235
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: I mean I don't even think we could have a

1236
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: gluten free.

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01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 2: President that you could hide that pretty well though, you don't.

1238
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 3: I don't even think you could have like a peanut

1239
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 3: allergy president.

1240
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 2: No. I mean that's the that's the weakest of all.

1241
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I mean he couldn't campaign half the damn

1242
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: towns do our peanut towns. What's he gonna say? I

1243
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 1: love peanuts and then they test him?

1244
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 3: Towns are peanut towns.

1245
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 2: It's so true, the number one export in this country.

1246
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: My uncle is in a peanut town and we go

1247
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 1: and we eat peanuts. Wow.

1248
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 2: Who does he look for.

1249
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 1: Both Democrats? Okay, but everyone else in town does not.

1250
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: I will say that kind of scary, actually, But I

1251
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 1: love that peanut down well.

1252
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 2: You know, it's a beautiful world out there. Yeah, And

1253
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 2: the most important thing is to get out there and

1254
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 2: have fun this election season.

1255
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: Seriously, you guys live it up because they happen every

1256
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: four years. And you might get in Ah, you might

1257
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: get hit by an ice cream truck before the next one.

1258
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then maybe you'll meet your one true love

1259
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 2: and the trauma will bring you closer together.

1260
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, or your death or people people to fall in love,

1261
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 1: to fall in love. That's what I hope.

1262
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 3: I hope you're in the DSA and that you meet

1263
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 3: a guy who has a lot of money. Yeah, you

1264
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 3: have to figure it out.

1265
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:54,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds really nice. Should we do our final segment? Yes, okay, Claire.

1266
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: Our final segment is called shout Outs, and in this

1267
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 1: segment we pay amash to the grand straight tradition of

1268
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: the radio shout out and shout anything that we enjoy,

1269
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 1: sort of radio shout out style. Imagine in two thousand

1270
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: and one and you're at TRL shouting out to your

1271
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 1: squad back home about anything you're enjoying. So much has

1272
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 1: been brought up in this convo that I was like,

1273
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 1: I wonder if something from there is something to shout out.

1274
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: But then I was also like, maybe there's something that

1275
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 1: happened yesterday while on the airplane.

1276
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 2: I have an airplane one.

1277
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 1: Oh, will you go first? What's up?

1278
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 2: And welcome back to Georgia's cinema corner.

1279
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 1: That's right for.

1280
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 2: The I don't know how many week in a row,

1281
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 2: I'm shouting out eight field a feature film, and I'll

1282
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 2: say it a foreign film. On my plane ride back

1283
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 2: from Los Angeles, I press play on the German film

1284
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:43,440
Speaker 2: The Teacher's Lounge, I repeat the Future's Lounge. I believe

1285
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 2: it was submitted as Germany's entry for Best for a

1286
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 2: Language Film ASCRO this year, and I'm getting a nod

1287
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 2: from cinephile Claire o'caine. I will say this film really

1288
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 2: had me at the edge of my damn coach seat

1289
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 2: on United Airlines. It is a thriller basically sort of

1290
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 2: woud say, it's almost like has a tone of a

1291
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 2: political thriller, but it's based in like an elementary slash

1292
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 2: high school, and it is about a teacher whose heart

1293
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 2: isn't the right place, but who keeps making the wrong

1294
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 2: decisions and is so incompetent and absolutely fucks everything up

1295
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 2: despite being so slagh in theory. And I would say

1296
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 2: the ending didn't quite pull it all together for me.

1297
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 2: But I say go out there and watch it. Go

1298
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 2: out there and support independent German cinema. I don't know

1299
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 2: where it's streaming, but honestly probably.

1300
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 1: Movie or some shit.

1301
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 2: So go out there and watch the Teacher's Lounge. Great

1302
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 2: film watched on a plane, perfect plane movie. It's only

1303
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 2: like ninety minutes long. And you know what, Cinema's alive.

1304
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 2: And well, no matter what the podcast of the town,

1305
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 2: it will tell.

1306
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 1: You wow, nice yeah shouter in a little dig do

1307
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 1: you I can? I can do one. It's ideal. I

1308
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 1: love to say that before I do it. It's a deal.

1309
01:03:57,560 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: What is uh? Freaks, lozes and pervert. I want to

1310
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 1: give a huge shout out to door busting at Chipotle. A.

1311
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 1: I got there at a cool eleven fifteen am this

1312
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 1: morning for my Chipotle, and I said, I'm so hungry.

1313
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 1: I can't wait to eat a full burrito bowl at

1314
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 1: eleven fifteen A wow. And I you know, I justified

1315
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: it by being like, well, I was up pretty early.

1316
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,080
Speaker 1: I woke up at eight, so I was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: this is this is lunch now. And I did you know?

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Speaker 1: I was one of three people in there, and in Manhattan.

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Speaker 1: That is hard to do and I felt unique. I

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Speaker 1: felt alternative. I felt like, you know what, society's rules

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Speaker 1: don't really apply to me, and I can sort of

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Speaker 1: do whatever I want. And it was a beautiful time

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Speaker 1: to reflect in the city of Manhattan over my beautiful,

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Speaker 1: delicious bowl. I don't eat Chipotle in LA because I

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Speaker 1: feel like I shouldn't, But here all bets are off

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Speaker 1: and shout out to Chipotle. Oh, I.

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Speaker 3: L a adult Chipotle feels better here and I don't.

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Speaker 3: I really can't.

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Speaker 2: Months Yeah, okay, Claire, whenever you're ready.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, what the fuckers? What the fuck Nicks, I'm

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Speaker 3: here to shout out loving your body the way it is. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I recently in this episode complained about having a double chin,

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Speaker 3: and I did end up paying a deposit to actually

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Speaker 3: get a consultation to get light boat. But you know

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Speaker 3: what I said, why don't I just learn to love

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Speaker 3: my body? So, for the past couple of weeks, whenever

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Speaker 3: I'm feeling down about my body in my head, I go,

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Speaker 3: you're beautiful, you have a great body. You should be

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Speaker 3: happy that you're healthy. You're healthy, You're beautiful. And it's

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Speaker 3: actually worked really well for me, and it puts me

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Speaker 3: in a good headspace because we are, as humans inclined

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Speaker 3: to think negatively, and it does take that little extra

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Speaker 3: effort to think positively about yourself and the people around you.

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Speaker 3: I've also noticed that the worst I feel about myself,

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Speaker 3: worse I feel about other people and the night slay

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Speaker 3: in this time, and I want to shout that out

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Speaker 3: loving your body, saying I love my body when you

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Speaker 3: feel like you might not. But if anybody wants to

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Speaker 3: give me like five grand to actually maybe explore getting

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Speaker 3: double chin liposection, that'd be interesting. If anything, I'll get

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Speaker 3: that cool sculpt on my lower abdomen.

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Speaker 2: Didn't you hear about Linda Evangelisa, She's suing cool sculpt.

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Speaker 3: I take that back. I will use that money for good.

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Speaker 2: Well, Claire, once again, what is your album called and

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Speaker 2: where can people listen to it?

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Speaker 3: My album is called Everything I Know How to Do.

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Speaker 3: Not to be confused with the Squirrel Cookbook and Everything

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Speaker 3: I Know how Everything I know how to do Everything

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Speaker 3: I know how to do it because it includes a song.

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Speaker 3: It does include a recipe actually and a sketch. Oh,

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Speaker 3: and it's on Apple Music, Spotify. All the things probably

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Speaker 3: not title.

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Speaker 2: Not title, not that I know that feels pointed.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm I'm just going through and now.

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Speaker 2: Realizing if you're a title user, out of luck.

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Speaker 3: I do hope it. I really hope it's on title.

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Speaker 1: Let's get it.

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Speaker 2: Please write in and we'll get it on title.

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Speaker 3: Let's get it on title and it's on band camp.

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Speaker 1: Obviously, get it there, get it there? All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks so much for doing this, thanks for having me

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Speaker 1: all right, bye.

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