Speaker 1: Elvie Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our
Speaker 1: world famous phone pranks, Pelvis Dan Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2: I was lucky enough to listen to this phone tap
Speaker 2: yesterday as it was being prepared, and I got to say,
Speaker 2: great job, Scary, Scared did a great job. We've had
Speaker 2: some really great phone taps, y'all. The email tells us
Speaker 2: my coworker Angela, recently moved out of her apartment in
Speaker 2: Brooklyn and never really got along with the landlord. Please
Speaker 2: phone tap her and pretend you're the brother of the
Speaker 2: landlord and you're taking over the vacant apartment and question
Speaker 2: her on why she left it in such a messy state.
Speaker 2: Trust me, this girl has a very short fuse. Okay,
Speaker 2: this comes to us from Verity. All right, Verity, here
Speaker 2: it comes. Scary is going to phone tap your coworker Angela.
Speaker 2: Scary plays the part of Carlow, the landlord's brother who
Speaker 2: will be moving into the apartment.
Speaker 3: Let's listen in, shall we. Here we go? Hello, Yeah, Angela? Yes,
Speaker 3: how you doing. My name is Carlo. You don't know me.
Speaker 4: I'm actually Mariam brother Maria.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you occupied her apartment over there on eighty sixth Street.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, I'm moving back from Florida. Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: moving into the empty apartment.
Speaker 4: And I had asked who had the apartment before it
Speaker 4: was vacant, and she had.
Speaker 3: Directed me over to you. Okay, did you know that
Speaker 3: you left that place like a pig sty?
Speaker 5: You know what? Excuse you? I don't leave any place
Speaker 5: I live as a pig sty. So I think you
Speaker 5: need to relax yourself with the words you're using.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 4: I just want to know what happened to the wall
Speaker 4: that was cracked behind the radiator.
Speaker 3: There was some day, so am.
Speaker 5: I wondering about that? Also? As I lived there for six.
Speaker 3: Years, this happened before you.
Speaker 5: It's a bit okay. First of all, if you look
Speaker 5: in the ceiling or the cracks, I repaired that.
Speaker 3: Buddy, Well, you did a sloppy job. You could tell,
Speaker 3: am I a contractor?
Speaker 1: Do I know how to do that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: But I got on the ladder with the sackle and
Speaker 5: I did it.
Speaker 3: The place smells like cat urine. Okay, they're out of hand.
Speaker 5: You're just ridiculous. Now, why are you talking craps?
Speaker 3: Because I'm just moving in there.
Speaker 5: Now, that's not my fault.
Speaker 4: You sure you didn't trash the place up and just
Speaker 4: be like, yeah kidding, I'm just getting out of here.
Speaker 5: You're kidding me. You are kidding me, because you know what,
Speaker 5: I have respect for people. I'm respecting other people's stuff.
Speaker 4: I can't believe my sister would rent to animals, and
Speaker 4: you must have.
Speaker 5: Been living there because I'm not an animal, buddy.
Speaker 3: She said, you cracked the window.
Speaker 5: I cracked the wind with her head. What do I
Speaker 5: cracked the window with?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You and your who is in there with you?
Speaker 3: What do you have?
Speaker 5: You need your damn business? None of your damn business.
Speaker 3: Okay, you and your Brooklyn attitude?
Speaker 5: You are an a You know what have you been?
Speaker 5: I've never seen you once at that house. Well where
Speaker 5: you committed would work.
Speaker 3: I'm coming from Florida and I'm gonna sue your ass.
Speaker 5: You can assume me. Okay, bring it on. Okay, you're
Speaker 5: just being ridiculous right now.
Speaker 3: Where are you living now? Huh?
Speaker 5: Like, I'm gonna tell you, go find me, buddy, go
Speaker 5: find me.
Speaker 3: I bet you're probably mouching off your parents.
Speaker 5: Again with my parents. Yeah muchin mm hmm honestly, you
Speaker 5: don't know. You don't know.
Speaker 3: You go crack on another case of gum there, h
Speaker 3: uh huh yeah, uh huh yeah, I got an attitude.
Speaker 5: All right, yeah, we're you twelve? You must be twelve.
Speaker 5: I'm doing with an idiot.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, then you must be looking in the mirror.
Speaker 5: Oh so funny, like that's gonna hurt me. Boohoo. Okay,
Speaker 5: what do you want from me? Why are you calling here?
Speaker 3: I want money? I want money to help pay this.
Speaker 5: Why so do I want want money? You know what?
Speaker 5: I was a great tenant. It was lucky to have
Speaker 5: me and my family in that house. I don't know
Speaker 5: where you're coming somebody.
Speaker 3: Why does the place stink like a zoo?
Speaker 5: What are you talking about? It's a month later. What
Speaker 5: are you talking about?
Speaker 3: It stinks in there.
Speaker 5: It's like it's to get out of that because when
Speaker 5: I lived there, it didn't stink. Okay, bitch, what the
Speaker 5: phone went out?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: We'll say again? Speak up, buddy.
Speaker 3: What about the carpet stains? Where did those come from?
Speaker 5: Okay, listen, buddy, that's my carpet all rightet Ah.
Speaker 3: I need ear plugs because your voice annoying.
Speaker 5: Then don't call here again. If Maria had a problem me,
Speaker 5: she should have called. She is the landlord. You are
Speaker 5: not the landlord. You were nothing.
Speaker 4: The least you could do is get down on your
Speaker 4: knees and scrub your cat's pee out of my carpet?
Speaker 5: Are you kidding? I'm gonna come back and help you
Speaker 5: clean the house. I did it. I rent clean that house.
Speaker 5: Every floor was vacuumed, that phantom was masket. You could
Speaker 5: ate off the floor and the toilet. Don't you dare
Speaker 5: dare try telling me, no, I did it myself.
Speaker 3: Just for a little while. Give me a hand, ky wit, you.
Speaker 5: Just got one from me. Fun of you have you?
Speaker 4: Seriously just spent a couple of hours helping me clean
Speaker 4: the place.
Speaker 5: You know what. I love to help you. I know
Speaker 5: the location. When do you want me to be?
Speaker 1: This?
Speaker 5: Should leave my job now?
Speaker 3: You will?
Speaker 5: You know what? You have some set to even call
Speaker 5: me and even try to say that you're saying, and
Speaker 5: the fact that you disrespected my cat. You gotta catch
Speaker 5: a beaten just for that.
Speaker 3: Angela.
Speaker 5: No, it's named Carlo.
Speaker 3: You want to hear something, uh huh, I'll let you
Speaker 3: know what you want to hear. That this is his
Speaker 3: phone tap.
Speaker 5: Are you no? I know who? Am I sinking?
Speaker 3: So this is scary Jones.
Speaker 5: I wasn't every day my way to work and my
Speaker 5: window horse bust. But don't you dance about Pap piss u.
Speaker 5: I ain't having that.
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Speaker 4: all participates.
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