Speaker 1: Oh, hi, Scott, welcome to bowl Chat. We didn't just
Speaker 1: have a mishap on to start the episode.
Speaker 2: But you don't even have to say it because they
Speaker 2: don't even know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, we'll go to bull Chat.
Speaker 2: It's Wednesday, February sixteenth.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a new moon tonight. Make sure you look
Speaker 2: out the window.
Speaker 1: It's not February sixteenth, Yes it is. No, this is
Speaker 1: gonna be for the following week because we did the
Speaker 1: extra bonus episode. We're gonna do a regular bull cha.
Speaker 2: Just FYI, today's February sixteenth, just so you know. Okay,
Speaker 2: what day is today? Tell me what day today is?
Speaker 1: February twenty third.
Speaker 2: No, it's not because we don't have a bowl Chat
Speaker 2: in the can bro. Hello, welcome to life. No, because
Speaker 2: we're gonna take We're not taking a break.
Speaker 1: No, there is no break the episode the bonus episode.
Speaker 2: We teased this bowl Chat. It doesn't matter, Yes it does.
Speaker 2: We're not eating stuff now, yes, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: this is hello. We didn't tease anything. I brought all
Speaker 2: of this stuff that's going to expire. It's going to
Speaker 2: expire in a couple of days. Yes, what are you
Speaker 2: talking about? We need to have it now, We're not
Speaker 2: having it now. Can we have one thing? Nope?
Speaker 1: Can we have this tea? No?
Speaker 2: Today is February sixteenth, New Moon. Hope you had a
Speaker 2: nice Valentine's Day? What'd you do for your sweetheart? I
Speaker 2: see you wearing red Still you've been wearing that for days.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into this. This is Bird's Nest beverage, Andrew,
Speaker 2: I mean a y flavor. Do you understand that I
Speaker 2: can't eat or drink anything during this podcast. I'm going
Speaker 2: to throw up. I have stuff up to hear from Asia. Well,
Speaker 2: can I tell you I'm not eating it? Don't show
Speaker 2: it to me now, wait till we're actually going to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: I was so excited when I saw these in the store.
Speaker 2: But this is also going to be a Friday free
Speaker 2: for all episode. This is not a bowl chat, bro,
Speaker 2: you keep.
Speaker 1: Making rules on things bull chat. We said we tried
Speaker 1: how many crisp we tried those weird shrimp ones.
Speaker 2: Don't you remember that you You even said to me
Speaker 2: yesterday yesterday, I'll show you the tweet or the text
Speaker 2: or whatever you did to me, And you said, oh,
Speaker 2: you know what, let's do Friday foods that we've never
Speaker 2: eaten before on Fridays. That's gonna be our new Friday episode.
Speaker 2: We're all gonna have stuff. I'll even eat cottage cheese.
Speaker 2: You said these things to me.
Speaker 1: You said them to Can I just show these to
Speaker 1: the camera only if you eat the cottage cheese? Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I won't do it now, Okay, well I went,
Speaker 2: I'll do it on a Friday. I'll just show them.
Speaker 1: I just well, this refrigerated, well everything did, and then
Speaker 1: I didn't you then this expire? What this expired? Oh?
Speaker 1: This expires in July. Of course it does have fifth
Speaker 1: So we'll do that next week. He's not expiring yet,
Speaker 1: says it. And I trust it. All right, nothing expires, Andrew,
Speaker 1: Please can we get on with this? These are going
Speaker 1: to be interesting. Welcome to ball Chat. Okay, welcome, we're
Speaker 1: gonna chat. Can I just show this one?
Speaker 2: Please show show it. Their chips obviously of some sort.
Speaker 2: What it's from Freedo l.
Speaker 1: A Italian red meat flavored chips. What I saw them
Speaker 1: and I had to get them. These are like meat
Speaker 1: sauce potato chips. I know.
Speaker 2: I bet they're delicious.
Speaker 1: Well, coming soon on a I'll have that now Friday
Speaker 1: free for all.
Speaker 2: I'll have that now, just that, I'll have that.
Speaker 1: Now. That sounds interesting. This other junk is junk. I
Speaker 1: would like to try this other junk is junk. Got it?
Speaker 1: This is from freedo A. Yeah in what country? Uh?
Speaker 1: These are probably Ta Taiwan?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck reading the back?
Speaker 1: Uh? This Yeah, this is from a place. Oh it's China.
Speaker 2: Would you're Italian? No, not be mad at this?
Speaker 1: I think she might. It's gonna I don't. Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: not looking forward to.
Speaker 2: These don't even open like regular chip bags.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be ketchup chips. No, what ketchup? Thank you?
Speaker 2: They just they smell like from They smell like barbecue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it tastes like barbecue a little bit.
Speaker 2: They're good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do that whole thing. They are not
Speaker 1: as bad as I thought.
Speaker 2: They're not bad at all.
Speaker 1: You were like, A, I'm gonna eat this. I was.
Speaker 2: I was so excited.
Speaker 1: It's delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I would eat that all day. It's like a
Speaker 2: less flavorful barbecue chip. So where was this at an
Speaker 2: Asian market? You could probably get it at that h
Speaker 2: Mart place too, because they have all.
Speaker 1: This stuff in Jersey city. There's a really great market
Speaker 1: right behind my house, and no one's going there. I
Speaker 1: don't care. No one's listening to this that lives near.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling them where I've gone it from. And
Speaker 1: they had a whole bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2: So now the meat sauce is kicking in. I taste
Speaker 2: it right, It's not bad though. I love meat sauce.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you also eat like spaghetti at like mall food courts.
Speaker 2: I love industrial food. I've told you that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the meat sauce is really kicking in right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's weird. I would put that on spaghetti, mash it
Speaker 1: up and eat it with spaghetti. Would be delicious. I'm
Speaker 1: sure Amy listening right now is thinking, please Scott, for
Speaker 1: the love of God, don't bring these chips home? Okay,
Speaker 1: are you gonna bring you? Could bring them home? Another one?
Speaker 1: Do it if you want some water, because I do.
Speaker 1: I need to wash this down.
Speaker 2: Well, I have one. Ye did to wear the full
Speaker 2: of cholesterol?
Speaker 1: How would you know?
Speaker 2: Because it has to say it in English?
Speaker 1: Zero percent? Really? Yeah, look at that zero.
Speaker 2: I was supposed to go to the cardiologists on Friday,
Speaker 2: but I have to cancel my appointment.
Speaker 1: Zero cholesterol. Have fun with those ships. Huh oh oh wow,
Speaker 1: you really like them? Went from me. I'm shocked that
Speaker 1: you like these ships so much.
Speaker 2: Look them away. Can you put them over there? I'm
Speaker 2: not kidding. Can just put them over there. I don't
Speaker 2: want to eatny.
Speaker 1: More because you will eat them.
Speaker 2: Yes, please put them down on the floor.
Speaker 1: You could bring these home.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're the best. Well what else?
Speaker 1: I really thought we were going to be doing more.
Speaker 2: But you just want to eat crap. If that's you
Speaker 2: want to just eat crap, we can eat crap. I
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 1: We're gonna eat crap for fifty minutes five oh five.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the big five. Oh you're turning that soon.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not, you giant jerk. What's soon to you?
Speaker 2: What is soon? Explain soon?
Speaker 1: Four years? Four years is nuts soon?
Speaker 2: So I was right. I mean, it'll come before you
Speaker 2: know it. But four years is not soon. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's high school. That's a whole thing of high school, right,
Speaker 1: a whole thing to college.
Speaker 2: It is insane, though, Like my daughters are in middle
Speaker 2: school and high school, and my older daughter's like, do
Speaker 2: you know that next summer we're going to look at
Speaker 2: colleges and I said, what what college is? She wants
Speaker 2: to go to Miami?
Speaker 1: I don't. Didn't you go there? University of Miami? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you get her in?
Speaker 1: I do know a couple people know people I do awesome,
Speaker 1: I know people that know people. Yeah, yeah, they contacted
Speaker 1: me before. It's like an alumni.
Speaker 2: So would it be smart of us, Like, should we
Speaker 2: like rent a little apartment there so we can claim
Speaker 2: residency there so she doesn't pay as much?
Speaker 1: All right? Don't you pay a lot less if you're
Speaker 1: a resident? Yeah? In state? Actually no, because it's not
Speaker 1: a state school. It's not. It's a private institution. How
Speaker 1: come someone told me if you live in Florida, it's
Speaker 1: much cheaper for University of Florida. That's a state school.
Speaker 2: Is that in Miami?
Speaker 1: No, that's in like Tallahassee or Jacksonville. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: So there's schools, right, I know that, But why would
Speaker 2: somebody give me that wrong information?
Speaker 1: I mean, I could check for you. I but I
Speaker 1: believe that the in state tuition is the same because
Speaker 1: it's private, so they don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think Florida does lots of discounts if you live there,
Speaker 2: you pay less to go to Disney too.
Speaker 1: Right, that's like not even the same thing. Why because
Speaker 1: because that's like a business. So is a college, my friend,
Speaker 1: they're there to make money. Right again, I don't know
Speaker 1: why you're trying to make it seem.
Speaker 2: Like a college is a business at the end of
Speaker 2: the day, is it not?
Speaker 1: Uh? The cost of attendance is the same. Everything's a
Speaker 1: business again. Yes, you're making your you're talking, but no,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, if it's you. Oh, I don't know, but
Speaker 1: that went up so much from when I was a
Speaker 1: student there.
Speaker 2: Just can I just get hold on? What are you
Speaker 2: looking at? A semester? Yeah, let me.
Speaker 1: Guess, wait, hold on, no tuition for the year.
Speaker 2: Right, for the year or a semester for the entire year.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty one to twenty twenty two?
Speaker 2: Is that four semesters?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: What that is?
Speaker 1: Too? Two semester? What the hell do I know? All right?
Speaker 2: I think that one full year of college at the
Speaker 2: University of Miami is thirty seven thousand dollars? What what
Speaker 2: it's it?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Double it.
Speaker 2: Seventy four thousand?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: You like how fast I doubled it. Yeah, I did
Speaker 2: seventy four thousand dollars for one year of college. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's absurd. When I went it was under sixty. I
Speaker 2: believe that's fifty. Yeah, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: The cost of college nowadays is actually insane. And it's
Speaker 1: one of those things where when people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: these kids, they just ugh, they don't know. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: no one I know can afford a house nowadays. No
Speaker 1: one I know has paid off their car in full.
Speaker 1: Everybody is strapped with at least one hundred thousand in
Speaker 1: student loan debt. So you tell me where we got
Speaker 1: a break in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 2: All I know is like Oswego and Oneonta and Binghamton
Speaker 2: are looking great right now.
Speaker 1: Sunny Suny colleges huh Yeah, just saying I don't know
Speaker 1: she well, I mean it sounds like if she's looking
Speaker 1: at you, Miami, then she probably might get scholarships too.
Speaker 2: It's a much shorter drive upstate. It is a lot
Speaker 2: of snow though, a ton of snow.
Speaker 1: Syracuse. Yeah, is that a private institution?
Speaker 2: Uh, Sunnie, I don't. I don't think it's Suny Syracuse.
Speaker 1: I could be Rayracuse. Yeah, I don't think it's a
Speaker 1: sunny school. Yeah, state schools, that's where you win. Mm
Speaker 1: hm oh. She wanted to go to Rutgers and she
Speaker 1: did in state. That means you get your Jersey residency back.
Speaker 2: I don't think she wants to go to Rutgers. That's
Speaker 2: the big r right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Scarlet Knights. They have lots of geese there
Speaker 1: Canada geese. How do you know that? Why?
Speaker 2: Because there's this one campus where they have it's overabundance
Speaker 2: of geese.
Speaker 1: If you could have gone to college, where would you
Speaker 1: have gone.
Speaker 2: It's funny. When I was a kid, I always want
Speaker 2: to go to MI T And I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I have no idea why. I think
Speaker 2: I saw it somewhere. You at MIT, Well, yeah, I'm technological.
Speaker 1: But first of all, that already should bar you from
Speaker 1: ever even coming close to the campus. Why I am technological?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean in the eighties and nineties technology was
Speaker 2: you know, video games and stuff.
Speaker 1: So I could have been technological. Then you would have
Speaker 1: known how to make games. I would have learned.
Speaker 2: That's why you go to school.
Speaker 1: No. Usually to get into those schools, you have some
Speaker 1: type of knowledge.
Speaker 2: It's Michigan, right, where's it Maryland? What's the M? I
Speaker 2: forget Massachusetts, Massachusett Technology. Well, maybe they all have mits.
Speaker 2: Any state with starts with an M might have an
Speaker 2: Institute of Technology.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they do. But the one that you're talking
Speaker 1: about is specifically Massachusetts. I do you know, because it's
Speaker 1: the one that's like right near Harvard also in Massachusetts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't be that close to Harvard. I'm a dummy.
Speaker 1: MIT is harder to get into than Harvard.
Speaker 2: Really, Yes, I'm actually not a dummy. I just you know,
Speaker 2: I didn't go to college, so I'm you know, I've
Speaker 2: learned all my things from life.
Speaker 1: Anybody I know. My friend Monica, who went to Hart,
Speaker 1: actually said that the work wasn't terrible. She said other
Speaker 1: schools are harder because in Harvard a lot of it
Speaker 1: is just connections and kids who got in there because
Speaker 1: their parents like donate millions of dollars, So nothing is
Speaker 1: graded like fairly. Instead it's like, how did you feel
Speaker 1: writing the paper? Look, you felt, okay, you get to pass.
Speaker 2: The only thing I really know about Harvard it was
Speaker 2: one of the one of the book covers that would
Speaker 2: come in the thing of book covers when you you
Speaker 2: know what a book cover is. You don't know what
Speaker 2: a book cover is? Is it like a book jacket?
Speaker 2: Wait a second, you didn't have to have book covers.
Speaker 2: We did, like for your textbooks, we had to get
Speaker 2: book covers. Oh yeah, So you know back in the
Speaker 2: day when you would go to Kmart or whatever store
Speaker 2: you'd buy your school supplies in, they had a package
Speaker 2: of book covers.
Speaker 1: They like that stretchy fabric.
Speaker 2: No, there were paper A lot of people just used
Speaker 2: used brown paper bags from the supermarket.
Speaker 1: I used to do that and then, but we also
Speaker 1: had they came out with like these stretchy ones that
Speaker 1: would cover the book.
Speaker 2: Oh so I always I bought the pack of what
Speaker 2: the Ivy League, right, So that's the only way I
Speaker 2: knew that these names are these. It was Harvard and
Speaker 2: Brown and what was some of the other ones that
Speaker 2: were in there. Yell, Yeah, Princeton, Yell was green. I
Speaker 2: remember that, Yeah, Princeton. I always felt smart when I
Speaker 2: had the Harvard book covers on my books. Yeah, they don't,
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think they do that anymore.
Speaker 1: They don't because, like I said, now, it's just a
Speaker 1: it's all online. Well, yeah, it's so weird. Do your
Speaker 1: kids have textbooks?
Speaker 2: Yeah? My kids backpacks weigh literally seventy pounds and like
Speaker 2: lugging at home, but they don't. I'm like, do you
Speaker 2: use all these books every day?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: No, you don't, you liar. There's no way that they
Speaker 2: use all these heavy textbooks and their chromebook computer that
Speaker 2: they have, isn't it like by now all the textbooks
Speaker 2: are online, right? Why are they giving them textbooks?
Speaker 1: And even that is also a scam because you buy
Speaker 1: the textbook for what like a couple like not in
Speaker 1: public school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so in other schools you have to buy the books,
Speaker 2: and not all public schools are like that. Some schools
Speaker 2: you do have to pay for your textbooks.
Speaker 1: It's like an absurd amount of money because don't forget,
Speaker 1: on top of the tuition for just say a University
Speaker 1: of Miami, you're paying seventy four thousand, your books alone
Speaker 1: could cost close to one thousand dollars. And then at
Speaker 1: the end of the semester they're like, oh, just sell
Speaker 1: them back. Why was I paying over one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for this stupid thin book and now you're taking it
Speaker 1: back for two cents. The book's not worth anything more.
Speaker 2: You know what would be cool this segment of bull
Speaker 2: Chat sponsored by you promise you promised dot com savings
Speaker 2: for college?
Speaker 1: Would it be cool? Maybe one of these days, Like
Speaker 1: what if they just paid for that? That would be great?
Speaker 1: How perfect with that? A bit? I would love that I.
Speaker 2: Reached out to them. Nothing that's sad, yep. I sent
Speaker 2: a bunch of emails about and I got nothing. No
Speaker 2: one cares, No, one cares. No, that's sad anyway, So yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't understand. And then you know the I always
Speaker 2: loved like seeing who had the textbook before me in
Speaker 2: years gone by, you know, because in the front it
Speaker 2: would say this book belongs to and you'd have to
Speaker 2: write your name in there, and you'd like there was
Speaker 2: a little section that said condition like you would write
Speaker 2: awful because there's a crap in and things were circled
Speaker 2: and the pages were stuck together with gum, and you
Speaker 2: know they were terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that's yeah, not great.
Speaker 2: And how often did they get new textbooks anymore?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: They're not getting them every year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know kids these days, seriously, So you
Speaker 1: would have gone to Mit.
Speaker 2: That's where I wanted to go when I was a kid,
Speaker 2: because it's probably the only school I knew. My mom
Speaker 2: was like, ah, that's very good high aspirations, am I
Speaker 2: t I can't wait to visit you there? You know No, Nope,
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't step into school, not one day.
Speaker 1: Would you if you could, would you have gone back
Speaker 1: to school? Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I always say that the one thing I feel like
Speaker 2: I missed was the social aspect of it. I honestly,
Speaker 2: honestly really don't care about the academic part of it
Speaker 2: because I'm just not I know I would. I did
Speaker 2: okay in school. I just kind of floated by. I
Speaker 2: didn't love it. I did okay in my classes, except
Speaker 2: that one jerky science teacher who purposely failed me with
Speaker 2: a sixty four just to be a jerk.
Speaker 1: That's rude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would passing six giant a hole. Yeah that's rude.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did it. My mom went up there, had
Speaker 2: a fight with him. Was it was actually pretty cool,
Speaker 2: but I wound up. I went It's funny because in
Speaker 2: high school I was half a credit short to graduate,
Speaker 2: So when I was a senior, I was missing half
Speaker 2: a credit and the principal was like, I know you're
Speaker 2: going to go places there, Chap, so I'm going.
Speaker 1: To put you through.
Speaker 2: And he did, and he put me through, and he
Speaker 2: even signed my yearbook and he's like, good luck to
Speaker 2: you in life.
Speaker 1: I'll see you on the radio. Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you had a job by the time you
Speaker 2: graduated high school. I had a job when I was
Speaker 2: a junior in high school. Yeah, that's nuts to think
Speaker 2: about now, it is it is. I was. I was
Speaker 2: working junior senior year. I didn't get high school till
Speaker 2: eleven o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I really didn't take too many classes
Speaker 2: or put much weight into how I'm going on. I
Speaker 2: just wanted to pass. Yeah, it's all I wanted to do,
Speaker 2: you know. And I still see that gym teacher that
Speaker 2: I used to give McDonald's coupons so he'd pass me
Speaker 2: in Jim. It was great. I would go change into
Speaker 2: my clothes. Here's a coupon there, buddy. He'd be go,
Speaker 2: all right, thanks for stopping by, and he would check
Speaker 2: me off and I'd leave.
Speaker 1: I love your gym teacher. Yeah, took McDonald's coupons, isn't
Speaker 1: it great, that's hysterical.
Speaker 2: He walks by my house all the time with his dog.
Speaker 2: I see him all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you still friendly? Yeah? Our dogs play? Do
Speaker 1: you still give him? Make my home?
Speaker 2: But if I had them, i'd give you know what?
Speaker 2: That actually be fun.
Speaker 1: I should get him some Yeah, he'd probably be like,
Speaker 1: what are these from? Yeah? Speaking of dogs playing? May
Speaker 1: I bring something else up? Sure?
Speaker 2: So should we take a break?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah we can because this.
Speaker 1: Might one might be a little short. Okay, Oh, we'll
Speaker 1: be back right after this. And we're back.
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: How was that commercial? Great? Loved it. I wish we
Speaker 1: knew what they were gonna.
Speaker 2: Be same, you know, it would be nice to get
Speaker 2: that heads up. They've been American Express a lot lately.
Speaker 2: I have American Express cards, so I support our non sponsors.
Speaker 2: I have a Green Card.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have to pay for that, don't you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one hundred and fifty bucks a year.
Speaker 2: I have the American Express. You don't pay for it,
Speaker 2: the blue one. I should probably downgrade two down because
Speaker 2: what does don't use my and what's Green doing for you?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 2: Right, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I honestly just keep it. So I have an under
Speaker 1: line of credit open.
Speaker 2: There's only one card that I actually pay for, and
Speaker 2: that's the my Jet Blue card because you get more
Speaker 2: points if you're on the higher level. Not that we've
Speaker 2: traveled anywhere in the last two years, but at some
Speaker 2: point we're gonna want to fly again, agreed. So anyway,
Speaker 2: so I was talking about dogs, like it's almost probably
Speaker 2: almost two weeks ago at this point, Sawyer, our Australian shepherd,
Speaker 2: ran out the back door and just jetted to the
Speaker 2: fence and we're like, what is he doing? And I
Speaker 2: heard Ashley downstairs screaming.
Speaker 1: No Sawyer, no, no, and like, what's going on.
Speaker 2: She's like, there's a squirrel, you know. And if you
Speaker 2: if he sees a squirrel, he's after it.
Speaker 1: You know. If you just say googet him, he'll just
Speaker 1: tear asks looking for it because he thinks it's a squirrel.
Speaker 2: He knows that that is signed for squirrel. So Ashley's like,
Speaker 2: I think, I don't know, I don't know what's going
Speaker 2: on to squirrel everything, And then we just kind of
Speaker 2: thought nothing of it. He came in and he was
Speaker 2: muddy and that was all. So for the next two
Speaker 2: or three days he would come back into the house,
Speaker 2: mud all in his paws, on his nose would be
Speaker 2: covered in mud, like what is going on? So finally
Speaker 2: we went outside and there's a squirrel stuck in the
Speaker 2: bottom of the fence. It's dead at this point. No, see,
Speaker 2: now we're not one hundred percent sure whether Sawyer killed it,
Speaker 2: because this is my theory. My theory is he saw
Speaker 2: the thing flailing about and ran out and took care
Speaker 2: of it, you know, and then just kept going back
Speaker 2: to it, back to it each time. Because what happened
Speaker 2: if you have you know, those white PVC fences. You
Speaker 2: don't have those in Jersey City, but you know, in
Speaker 2: the suburbs, people's homes have gates and fences and stuff
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: So I grew up in a home in New Jersey.
Speaker 1: So anyway, suburbs.
Speaker 2: At the bottom, at the bottom of the PVC fence,
Speaker 2: it looks like some sort of animal, maybe that particular
Speaker 2: squirrel gnawed a hole into it. So what looks like
Speaker 2: this squirrel ran through the hole and was like and
Speaker 2: got stuck because the hole wasn't big enough. So just
Speaker 2: imagine the squirrel's little body stuck like right around his
Speaker 2: belly and he's just like doing this, just flailing and
Speaker 2: he can't get through the hole.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm done.
Speaker 2: Because I know they have a dog, and Sawyer probably
Speaker 2: came out, tore the hell out of it and just
Speaker 2: to play with it every time. So what I what
Speaker 2: we gather he did is that he would go outside
Speaker 2: mess with it a little bit, and then he would
Speaker 2: bury it. Because I went out and didn't see anything,
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 1: He's like some Hannibal like type stuff. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: is he doing.
Speaker 2: He had mud all over him with the lotion in
Speaker 2: the basket, and then it got really cold, so it
Speaker 2: was frozen out there. I went out, all I saw
Speaker 2: was just like grass and dirt. Nothing. And then like
Speaker 2: two days later, I went outside and I saw a nose.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is going on here? So I grabbed
Speaker 2: the shovel and I went up underneath it and it
Speaker 2: wouldn't lift up because it was stuck in the fence.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, And I said, I have to remove
Speaker 2: this thing because he's constantly going to go out and
Speaker 2: mess with it. And I don't want dead squirrel stuff
Speaker 2: all over the place.
Speaker 1: And no guts. And so I start dissolving and.
Speaker 2: I went while it was still cold out. I went
Speaker 2: and barred a an ice chipper from that's like a hoe,
Speaker 2: but it's straight up and down, not like a curved
Speaker 2: one that you use in the garden. So I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: but I tried to get the tail off so I
Speaker 2: can get get rid of it, you know, and the
Speaker 2: tail would come off.
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 2: to do. Like I'm bashing it with a shovel and
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I can't figure it out. Wow,
Speaker 2: So this squirrel still there?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I put out a call on Facebook and I was like, somebody,
Speaker 2: please help.
Speaker 1: What do I do?
Speaker 2: And someone was like call the fire department and I'm like, what, Hi,
Speaker 2: Fire department. Yeah, there's a squirrel stuck in my fence.
Speaker 2: It's dead, but can you like come with My dog
Speaker 2: loves squirrels. So anyway, at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: long story short, too late, I know, my neighbor came
Speaker 2: over and said, have you ever cut up chicken? I
Speaker 2: was like no, So she's like, this is how you
Speaker 2: do it, and she just cut it with a scissor
Speaker 2: and just took it out the fence and that was it.
Speaker 1: And it's gone. So that's metal. It's intense.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's like a liver or a kidney or
Speaker 2: something laying there that I had to dispose of. But
Speaker 2: it's gone.
Speaker 1: You disposed of it, or did she disposed? No?
Speaker 2: I scooped it up with the shovel and threw it
Speaker 2: over the fence. So it's the neighbor's problem.
Speaker 1: Though, got it. That's nice.
Speaker 2: I'm sure your neighbors appreciate you throwing squirrel guts on
Speaker 2: their lines. No, it's woods, you can't.
Speaker 1: They can't see it.
Speaker 2: So that's my dead squirrel story.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 2: I don't like seeing dead animals like that haunts me.
Speaker 2: It will haunt me for quite some time. Like if
Speaker 2: I actually kill the animal, that's it. I can't. I'll
Speaker 2: think about it NonStop. I'll wake up and go the bird,
Speaker 2: you know, because if I like ran it over or
Speaker 2: something like that. Deer, ugh, I've never hit a deer
Speaker 2: knock on wood. We don't really live in deer countries,
Speaker 2: so there aren't too many of them.
Speaker 1: We do, but there's so many deer in our backyard
Speaker 1: where it's just not fun.
Speaker 2: Don't you want to like play with them?
Speaker 1: Though? No, No, I've never wanted to play with the
Speaker 1: deer in my life. I think they're cute, they're stupid,
Speaker 1: and I hate them immensely. Yeah, there was a.
Speaker 2: Video of one that broke into a classroom.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh where am I? Yeah, they're goofy.
Speaker 2: They're like they run through windows and then they don't understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna be the incubus of the next play.
Speaker 1: Guarantee that.
Speaker 2: So instead of locusts and stuff, there's gonna be deer.
Speaker 1: No, because deer like they're gross.
Speaker 2: My stomach really hurts.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to hear that. Do you want Tom's
Speaker 1: you have? No, He's such a jerk, can't help Maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe in there we have tombs back in our serial
Speaker 1: killer's secret vault.
Speaker 2: Look at that?
Speaker 1: Oh could I have a Tom? Thank you?
Speaker 2: I don't like the green ones.
Speaker 1: I like green Favorit, kool Aid flavor. Oh uh green.
Speaker 2: Kool Aid. I was never a kool Aid fan. Your
Speaker 2: these are so chalky. A you gotta get the Tombs smoothie.
Speaker 2: They're called Tombs smoothies and they're almost delicious.
Speaker 1: I love them. I have them in my house. Huh,
Speaker 1: they're really good. I was a, I like purple kool Aid.
Speaker 2: Cooper likes purplekolid because she wants to color her hair.
Speaker 2: But otherwise she colors her hair she wants to. She
Speaker 2: did it once or twice, like over the summer. The
Speaker 2: kids do that. They color their hair with kool Aid.
Speaker 1: That's a thing. It is it is. Isn't it just sugar?
Speaker 2: No, the kool Aid packets have no sugar in them.
Speaker 2: You have to add gallons of sugar to it. That's
Speaker 2: why the packet's so small. If you notice, like if
Speaker 2: you buy like Country Time lemonade, that's a giant canister. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because it's all sugar.
Speaker 1: If you were just to buy a packet of it,
Speaker 1: it would be the same tiny little packet that is
Speaker 1: all freakin sugar.
Speaker 2: It's so bad for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I'm not gonna eat this because the green
Speaker 1: one has tainted my shoulger.
Speaker 2: That's fine. I was not a kool Aid guy. I
Speaker 2: liked Crystal Light.
Speaker 1: Did I like Crystal Yeah? See, I don't remember. I
Speaker 1: don't remember using too many drink mixes.
Speaker 2: Yes, see, so like we would maybe sometimes have like
Speaker 2: like we would have.
Speaker 1: Like sometimes a lemonade. Okay, what'd you get the four
Speaker 1: c yeah, cheap one. Yeah, we did, and I ever since, Like,
Speaker 1: sometimes I get intense cravings for it in the summer
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, I just want some lemonade.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I have the urge to
Speaker 2: rip my shirt off or draw face on my stomach
Speaker 2: and flip the table and say, oh, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know why, I just really do.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's sounds healthy and sounds good. You should do that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I used to just like the straight up
Speaker 2: crystal light, the regular old lemon iced tea. As far
Speaker 2: as mixes go.
Speaker 1: Did you do that orange one? No, what's the orange one?
Speaker 1: Not tang or high Sea, not Octavia?
Speaker 2: What do you oh?
Speaker 1: Ovaltine that one?
Speaker 2: The first of all you Oh, it's not orange, it's chocolate,
Speaker 2: but it's an orange jar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was it.
Speaker 2: I had one in my house for the longest time
Speaker 2: because at the Seinfeld going away party in nineteen ninety
Speaker 2: whatever it was, we had a big party in the city.
Speaker 2: The radio station had this big like, oh, it's the
Speaker 2: final Seinfeld. It was a huge deal. I mean, you
Speaker 2: were in diapers, you don't remember, but it was a
Speaker 2: I mean, if I was in diapers at the age
Speaker 2: of five. We had Yeah, I could see your running
Speaker 2: around little chubby.
Speaker 1: I just little.
Speaker 2: I was five, the muppet baby's diaper with the kermit
Speaker 2: on the back. I was five, right, I know, but
Speaker 2: you had issues until you were You weren't potty trained
Speaker 2: for a minute. No, anyway, So there was this Seinfeld party.
Speaker 2: You know, it was at some comedy club in the
Speaker 2: I didn't know. It wasn't Carolines. I forget where it was,
Speaker 2: but they had the whole thing all set up with
Speaker 2: all like Seinfelder. Of course, I was like a young
Speaker 2: buck promotions kid back then. So I had to go
Speaker 2: out and find all the props. So I went and
Speaker 2: got ovaltine. You don't know why, but I went out
Speaker 2: and got ovaltine. And I had to go to Kenny
Speaker 2: Rodgers Roasters. You don't know why, but I had to
Speaker 2: go to Kenny Rodgers Roasters. And I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: high manager, can I just get a bunch of empty
Speaker 2: containers because you know, we need them as props? And
Speaker 2: he was like, I don't understand, but sure, And just
Speaker 2: I had to get a Bopka. I had to get
Speaker 2: lots of stuff. Why Bobka. I had to get a
Speaker 2: marble rye you get soup. No, because at the time
Speaker 2: you couldn't buy the soup Nazi soup.
Speaker 1: They didn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like he didn't have his own soup store.
Speaker 1: Yet.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Popka.
Speaker 1: It was marble rye. That's what I had to buy.
Speaker 1: You don't know why either. Did you buy a bunch
Speaker 1: of post it letters post it letters like envelopes because
Speaker 1: of Wayne Knight the mailman? No, because she didn't she
Speaker 1: die from licking all the Oh that's right, licking the
Speaker 1: cheap envelopes. You know that you didn't much Seinfeld. I
Speaker 1: watched a couple of episodes, that's right.
Speaker 2: Lies Anyway, I don't even owe the ovaltine, that's all.
Speaker 2: So I had a jar of ovaltine that I bought
Speaker 2: for that and the guy Kenny Banya Banya was the
Speaker 2: guy that was in the episode who so he signed it.
Speaker 2: So I had it in my house for years and
Speaker 2: years and years, and then I looked and it was open,
Speaker 2: So I somebody had opened it. So I just I
Speaker 2: gave it to a friend of mine who was a
Speaker 2: huge Seinfeld fan. And that's my story. Yeah, but no,
Speaker 2: I don't think I ever actually tried ovaltine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I never did.
Speaker 2: Do you remember what movie Ovaltine was in?
Speaker 1: A Christmas Story? Drink more Ovaltine? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, very good.
Speaker 1: The Christmas Ring Decoder a stupid commercial. I love Christmas Story.
Speaker 2: Weren't they they made another one?
Speaker 1: It was they made a Christmas Story too. It was
Speaker 1: direct to video.
Speaker 2: Terrible.
Speaker 1: Now they're making like an official sequel and Ralphie's like
Speaker 1: the original. Ralphie's going to be in it. Really yeah.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 1: I forget what the plot is, but they like green
Speaker 1: lighted it.
Speaker 2: What was the next door neighbor's name with the dogs
Speaker 2: when he.
Speaker 1: Was the bumpkusses, Yeah, Bumpcus bumpus bumpcuses. Yeah, okay at
Speaker 1: the end when the dogs come in and they steal
Speaker 1: his turkey.
Speaker 2: Right, but I don't think you could do the Chinese
Speaker 2: restaurant scene anymore.
Speaker 1: Probably can't. Didn't they change it for the Broadway play?
Speaker 2: I don't. I saw the Broadway show, and I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that part. It was a good play.
Speaker 2: You made fun of me for liking it, but it
Speaker 2: was pretty good.
Speaker 1: I just think certain things are probably left. But then
Speaker 1: they said the SpongeBob Musical was also amazing. So I
Speaker 1: didn't see that. I wish I did, because it apparently
Speaker 1: got really good reviews. Okay, but the last time I
Speaker 1: went to go see it, oh, I saw Jagged Little
Speaker 1: Pill again.
Speaker 2: How was that? I'm sorry that we missed that.
Speaker 1: Loved Jagged Little Pill. It's done. My dad loved that play,
Speaker 1: so you loved it so much? We saw it again.
Speaker 1: It was the last show I saw before the pandemic,
Speaker 1: and my dad then talked about it for two full years, like,
Speaker 1: you gotta see this play. And then luckily we saw
Speaker 1: it right before it went off Broadway again.
Speaker 2: And we went and saw Dear Reven Hanson, and we
Speaker 2: loved it. You weren't not such a huge fan.
Speaker 1: But I will never be a fan of this play.
Speaker 1: The movie is terrible. Everything about it is terrible.
Speaker 2: We like it, ciskel Ebert, what's up?
Speaker 1: I just nothing about that play makes sense. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: just bad. Have a kid and family and you'll get it.
Speaker 1: And a kid, you just have a coffee maker. You
Speaker 1: make up next to that coffee maker. You don't understand.
Speaker 1: My mom laughed at it. Okay, well great, anybody I
Speaker 1: know that she has no compassion?
Speaker 2: We do We just don't have compassion for sociopaths who
Speaker 2: lie to families who just are grieving. Donna is just
Speaker 2: a heartless, heartless person.
Speaker 1: Donna is the most generous and kind person.
Speaker 2: You will take that back. No, I'm just playing around her.
Speaker 2: Banana muffins are to die for. You haven't had one,
Speaker 2: So I had one. Do not lie one time you
Speaker 2: brought when in? They were delicious. I did have.
Speaker 1: I brought them in this week. You know what you did?
Speaker 2: You turned them away cholesterol. The first time I had one,
Speaker 2: I did. I tried it. It was very good.
Speaker 1: My mom makes great banana muffins. She does, she does.
Speaker 1: I love Donna's muffins. What okay? Well yeah, no, we
Speaker 1: all laughed. It was terrible. And I recently watched the
Speaker 1: movie and Jackie was there too, and Jackie didn't know
Speaker 1: what was going on. There's a movie, yeah, there is,
Speaker 1: really Yeah? Was it like theatrical? It's terrible. And Ben
Speaker 1: Platt cast himself in it, okay, as Evan Hanson.
Speaker 2: Okay, and he was in the original handsOn, right, I
Speaker 2: like the guy that did at this time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, Ben Platt forced himself. You're bourpan.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm so sick from that stuff?
Speaker 1: Was it the meat sauce chips?
Speaker 2: Oh? Those were good?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, do you want another?
Speaker 2: So he cast himself in the movie Okay, and he's like,
Speaker 2: my age, Do I look like I could be a
Speaker 2: high schooler right now? I mean, it's no different than
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills nine oh two one? Oh?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: Gabrielle car Terrace. She was twenty nine when she was
Speaker 2: playing a teenager. Well, it's insane. You're older than that.
Speaker 2: So you yeah, no, you can't pass.
Speaker 1: Thank you? I mean, as it is. I felt like,
Speaker 1: oh god, yeah, with that gray hair?
Speaker 2: What gray hair? You can't see gray? When I use product,
Speaker 2: you can't see gray.
Speaker 1: So the sides I'm just supposed to ignore.
Speaker 2: What's where?
Speaker 1: Your sideburns are white? No, they're not. It's just short.
Speaker 1: I'm literally looking at hair follicles.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? It's short. I cut it
Speaker 2: short so you can't see it.
Speaker 1: It's white short hair. It's not white, it's gray. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well it's salt, not me.
Speaker 2: It's salt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are salt and pepper.
Speaker 2: Mostly pepper, salted peppers, who mostly pepper? Yeah, mostly Pepper's
Speaker 2: salt and pepper. Okay, well anyway, I can't play high
Speaker 2: school or correct. You probably could, you could pass.
Speaker 1: Maybe, But only recently did I get ided, and I
Speaker 1: was like, score amazing.
Speaker 2: For what buying cigarettes? You dirty?
Speaker 1: So I was ordering a drink with my parents and
Speaker 1: they were like, excuse me, can we see your ID?
Speaker 1: It's like, this is the best day of my life.
Speaker 2: It's been a minute since I've been id'ed. I mean
Speaker 2: it was it's less than two years ago. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think it's interesting. I like getting idea. I like showing
Speaker 2: my official ID. Yeah, like here and check it out.
Speaker 1: What's up? Yeah, forty six years old? Here? White?
Speaker 2: But like, is that a knock?
Speaker 1: I mean why at all?
Speaker 2: But when you say that, like you said you old,
Speaker 2: Like you say it like.
Speaker 1: A knock at me?
Speaker 2: Why it cares?
Speaker 1: No knock?
Speaker 2: We're talking about I'm not allowed to be forty six?
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 2: I'm not playing off like I'm a kid, Like you're
Speaker 2: such a jerk?
Speaker 1: Am I a toys r US kid?
Speaker 2: Am I pretending to be young and hip?
Speaker 1: No? I'm forty six? Who cares? Maybe you should?
Speaker 2: You'll be there skateboard tour, You'll be there. No, that's
Speaker 2: you I'm gonna bring a skate for you. Yeah, Spuds
Speaker 2: Mackenzie over here, Spuds mc Yeah what are you saying?
Speaker 2: You don't know who Spuds Mackenzie is?
Speaker 1: For real? Like I'm confused. You have no idea who
Speaker 1: what you're saying right now?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I wish I had the commercial.
Speaker 1: I can play it for you. What am I googling?
Speaker 2: Just look up spuds Mackenzie's very popular, very on the
Speaker 2: very famous from the eighties. Turn on the it's on
Speaker 2: what just put it up right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there learning, there's gonna be ads first. Yeah, spuds.
Speaker 2: Just put in spuds.
Speaker 1: It'll come up.
Speaker 2: That's how popular he was and famous Spuds Mackenzie. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: McKenzie eighties, eighties, eighties commercial, Spuds Mackenzie. Look at them, Yeah,
Speaker 2: look at the girls all around.
Speaker 1: Speaking a load of him.
Speaker 2: A super party bud Light.
Speaker 1: Far in parting happening, dude, it's just the target dog
Speaker 1: on a skateboard.
Speaker 2: I spoze. Hell yeah, Speckenzie, the budlight dog. And you
Speaker 2: know what the controversy was what he was actually a she?
Speaker 1: Wow mm hmm. I remember when that. I wish the
Speaker 1: news would go back to that being a controversy, right,
Speaker 1: it is a huge deal. Nowadays it would be like,
Speaker 1: did you see what happened to this latest person who
Speaker 1: starred in the bud light ad? Tear them all down?
Speaker 2: That's right? Yeah, I can't believe that you've never heard
Speaker 2: of Spozsman. Do you know who Max Headroom is?
Speaker 1: He's the scary guy. I don't like him. He's I
Speaker 1: don't like him.
Speaker 2: He was pepsi?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't like him. He scares me. And
Speaker 1: then there was that weir or was he coke? I
Speaker 1: think he was coke? Was he coke?
Speaker 2: And there was that he was.
Speaker 1: Really scary broadcast where somebody like hijacked a TV network
Speaker 1: as Max Headroom?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I saw that on the like the flash scar.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 2: I can see now now see that. I can't even
Speaker 2: remember whether he was coke or pepsi.
Speaker 1: Well, let me google it. I don't understand why people,
Speaker 1: Oh he's freaky looking.
Speaker 2: Did you ever take the pepsi challenge?
Speaker 1: Yes? I did you? Did you remember one? You were born? No?
Speaker 1: False outside? They did another one like couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: not a couple of years ago. I was a kid,
Speaker 1: and I remember we left the pathmark. I remember exactly
Speaker 1: where it was when I took the pepsi gel. The
Speaker 1: eighties was the real wristband that said pepsi? Yeah, the
Speaker 1: eighties was the real one. I took it at the
Speaker 1: Nassau Coliseum car Show, I remember, And I got this
Speaker 1: little pin that said I took the Pepsi chant. I
Speaker 1: always liked pepsi better anyway, me too. Yeah, sometimes you
Speaker 1: get like a taste for coke, but most of the
Speaker 1: times it's pepsi. I just like it's a little sweeter.
Speaker 2: First of all, taste tests are stupid because if you
Speaker 2: can't tell the difference between coke and pepsi, you don't
Speaker 2: know Colon what wait? I mean at the end of
Speaker 2: the day, I preferred RC Anyway, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: It's time for another round of what shot?
Speaker 2: You just play that because you want to play something.
Speaker 1: It is time.
Speaker 2: Scott's going to talk about why you're stupid. I didn't
Speaker 2: say if you can't tell the difference between for sodas,
Speaker 2: I didn't say you were stupid. I just said, if
Speaker 2: you're a fan of coke or pepsi, you would know
Speaker 2: the different for pepsi. Coke or pepsi I'll just put coke.
Speaker 2: So what do you think he will I think that
Speaker 2: he was passed.
Speaker 1: It was coke. It was coke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what now that you say that, I
Speaker 2: remember because when Cherry Coke came out, he was he
Speaker 2: did Cherry coke.
Speaker 1: Also, I wish that somebody would send us like a
Speaker 1: can of new Coke.
Speaker 2: I mean it's out there. I have one actually, like
Speaker 2: old school. It's empty, but I have it, yes, because
Speaker 2: I want to try it.
Speaker 1: No, it's empty. No, I know.
Speaker 2: I want to try it though, but it wouldn't It
Speaker 2: would be so gross and you would probably get very sick.
Speaker 1: There was a guy who actually did that and he vomited. Ah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 2: Plus what happened over time is those cans like they start.
Speaker 1: The metal starts also probably leaking in.
Speaker 2: They get like, yeah, you don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: I really wish I could have tried it that In
Speaker 1: Crystal Pepsi, I tried original Crystal Christie Pepsi in your
Speaker 1: high school.
Speaker 2: Now, she was one of my favorite porn stars.
Speaker 1: What Christy Pepsi?
Speaker 2: I'm kidding. Yeah, No, I tried Crystal Pepsi when it
Speaker 2: came out the first time, and the second time it tastes.
Speaker 2: I feel like it was different the second time out.
Speaker 2: I liked it the first time, but you know what,
Speaker 2: people weren't ready for things that didn't look like what
Speaker 2: they were supposed to look like. And that was the
Speaker 2: problem with that. Well, there's so much food coloring in it. Obviously,
Speaker 2: if you can make it clear, you know, hello.
Speaker 1: Wait so PEPSI you're saying is clear already.
Speaker 2: And they add color to it, really caramel color. I
Speaker 2: guarantee you if you look on the label that's.
Speaker 1: In there, you know what, you're one hundred percent right now?
Speaker 1: How many this latest crusade that you're going on to
Speaker 1: make people stop saying it? It's not gonna work.
Speaker 2: I just think that. And if you're listening to this
Speaker 2: pop I guess maybe you'll notice it now that I'm
Speaker 2: saying it is people lately have been saying a lot oh,
Speaker 2: one hundred percent when they agree with you or they
Speaker 2: want to say yes, one hundred percent. It's just it's
Speaker 2: a crutch now that people are using, and it's annoying
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: Here it's time for another round of shot. Everyday things
Speaker 1: that people say way too much and it doesn't really
Speaker 1: even make sense. Hey, are you guys gonna go out
Speaker 1: for dinner tonight? One hundred percent? One hundred percent.
Speaker 2: What would you rather people say? Yes, I am, it's enthusiastic. No,
Speaker 2: it's just too much for me.
Speaker 1: It's too much. Yeah, that's too much. You're literally on
Speaker 1: a crusade right now of being like stop saying that.
Speaker 1: By the way, did you everyone else is doing too much?
Speaker 1: Did you know that Snapple started out as soda and juice.
Speaker 2: Really yeah? They did not get on the iced tea
Speaker 2: bandwagon until later on. I used to love Snapple Apple,
Speaker 2: Snapple Apple. Yes, I liked Georgia peach was delicious. There
Speaker 2: was a juice and one of the coolest Snapple things
Speaker 2: that they ever had, And it goes back to the
Speaker 2: no coloring in soda. It was called true routier. It
Speaker 2: was clear and it was routier. It was delicious.
Speaker 1: Snapple actually reached out to me on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Really yeah? Did they want to sponsor this podcast?
Speaker 1: Maybe they will after seeing this this episode. Do you
Speaker 1: remember Wendy from Wendy's The Snapple Lady? What that wasn't
Speaker 1: even that long ago. There were even like commercials that
Speaker 1: we played probably less than ten years ago. I said,
Speaker 1: Snapple reached out and said, hey, there, we like your
Speaker 1: tweet and want to engage with it. I wrote, I
Speaker 1: still don't get how sun showers work? Where's the rain
Speaker 1: coming from? And Snapple apparently liked it? Was it actually Snapple? Yes?
Speaker 1: It's verified. M So unless I wrote yes Snapple to
Speaker 1: some rando, who Wendy Snapple?
Speaker 2: Can I just ask you? Why didn't you respond and say,
Speaker 2: oh wow, so cool to hear from you. Did you
Speaker 2: know that I'm a co host of an awesome podcast
Speaker 2: where we'd love to talk about you.
Speaker 1: We just did it for free Snapple. I remember, I
Speaker 1: remember what Wendy looks like, but I don't remember her
Speaker 1: for from Snapple.
Speaker 2: She had an annoying voice, and she was in a
Speaker 2: lot of radio commercials.
Speaker 1: I remember her from Celebrity Fit Club.
Speaker 2: Okay, but she was the Snapper lady at that point.
Speaker 1: No, she wasn't. Yes, she was two thousand and five,
Speaker 1: two thousand and six, yes.
Speaker 2: No really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So who was she on Celebrity Fit Club? What celebrity
Speaker 2: was she?
Speaker 1: Again? She was from the Snapple commercials, right, So she
Speaker 1: wasn't do any Snapple commercials in that time period, I.
Speaker 2: Know, but she was Wendy the Snapper lady there Otherwise
Speaker 2: why would she be there?
Speaker 1: What celebrity was she? That was what she was? I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I didn't put two and two together. What's
Speaker 1: two and two? Four? Good? Wow, that's that MIT brain
Speaker 1: working over time? Oh God, all right again, We've just
Speaker 1: talked about a lot of nothing. What we talked about
Speaker 1: a lot of things. We talked about you're not going
Speaker 1: to college, but maybe wanted to go to Mit. Then
Speaker 1: we talked about how high tuition is nowadays, and then
Speaker 1: we talked about Max's headroom. We played a commercial like
Speaker 1: we did a lot and dead squirrels and did squeals
Speaker 1: speaking of squirrels, secret squirrel Joel.
Speaker 2: He's at a new store now and I feel bad
Speaker 2: and to go visit.
Speaker 1: Is it far away? It's not far away.
Speaker 2: But he sends me pictures of stuff that he knows
Speaker 2: that we've obviously done, because I think that he misses us.
Speaker 1: He's in charge of that anymore. He's at a different store,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't get like he does.
Speaker 2: No, he sees what he oh, he gets stuff ahead
Speaker 2: of time, but I think he's just like, hey, have
Speaker 2: you done this? I think he knows we did it.
Speaker 2: I think he just you know, misses us and wants
Speaker 2: to say hi. He wants the interaction. All right, Hey
Speaker 2: Joel seeing secret Squirrel Droel, it's up, Joel. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: should take a road trip. Where to shop?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Shop right, the one out by us. You've never met
Speaker 2: Secret Squirrel, Joel?
Speaker 1: What would I be doing at this shop? Right?
Speaker 2: He has supplied us many cereals. I think you owe
Speaker 2: it to him to say hello, hello, Joel. There maybe
Speaker 2: one day next time you go to the Hampton's over
Speaker 2: the summer, just stop.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to the Hamptons this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure you will.
Speaker 1: No, we're not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure there's some survivor house there that they're all getting.
Speaker 2: You're going to come out.
Speaker 1: No, it's in Long Branch this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there'll be some Hampton's event. I don't think
Speaker 2: so you hobnob with the with the elitepnob.
Speaker 1: I hope no you do. I hope no you do.
Speaker 2: Guaranteed, I wish that you will be a pure reality
Speaker 2: stardom where you would have done ninety day couponing things
Speaker 2: or coupon extremes. I was on that show.
Speaker 1: I know that's what I'm saying. I wish that you
Speaker 1: were a close, tight knit family like they are.
Speaker 2: I was with Jen for a little bit, she came
Speaker 2: to my house, but then it was a whole newspaper
Speaker 2: scam thing, so I wanted nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1: I wish that you're like because I feel like most
Speaker 1: people that go on these shows, afterwards, they're like, this
Speaker 1: is my family, we experienced something unique together. It's true, Well,
Speaker 1: your couponting family, most of them are out of their minds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean they wanted me on Extreme Couponting All Stars,
Speaker 2: but by the time, by the time that had come about,
Speaker 2: the supermarkets were wise to people's coupon bs and they
Speaker 2: were like, we're not participating anymore. So most of the
Speaker 2: big chains wouldn't do it anymore by like twenty thirteen,
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen, and like not we're out.
Speaker 1: So Extreme Couponing ruined the couponing industry.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. Wow, they absolutely did. There's there's no
Speaker 2: doubt about it. Because after Extreme Couponing aired, the manufacturers
Speaker 2: got smart and started lowering coupon values, shortening expiration dates,
Speaker 2: do not double. And how that show actually really ruined
Speaker 2: it for people that really truly needed to save money
Speaker 2: on groceries and weren't doing it just for sport.
Speaker 1: Wow, the dark side of the coupon. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And there were a lot less coupons that came out
Speaker 2: after that because people were being fraudulent.
Speaker 1: There was just a whole movie.
Speaker 2: It was called Queen Pins and was about Yes, it
Speaker 2: was about these women that when they.
Speaker 1: Can we switch pens.
Speaker 2: By the way, I didn't even know I.
Speaker 1: Was playing with that one and you were playing with
Speaker 1: this one. That's a nervous switched.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. Anyway, like when this movie came out,
Speaker 2: everyone's like, oh, you have to see it. Coupon guy.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, great, you know I watched it, and
Speaker 2: it's true. It's based on a true story.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Even Yeah, who who bought fraudulently coupons from this guy
Speaker 2: who worked at a coupon place and they sold them
Speaker 2: and made millions of dollars and then you know, went
Speaker 2: to jail because it is illegal.
Speaker 1: That's you're scamming the supermarket out of tons of money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's incredible fraud. Yeah, not good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, read the fine print on the coupon and be careful.
Speaker 1: That's interesting though I didn't know that it led to
Speaker 1: the downfall of the coupon instry. Oh it totally did,
Speaker 1: and that's why they switched to extreme cheap skates. And
Speaker 1: then I feel like they probably were following those people
Speaker 1: are along, following those people along, and were like, no,
Speaker 1: these people are just crazy, like that one girl who
Speaker 1: like didn't wash yourself for a week to save money
Speaker 1: on water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't that. That's a whole other wee people.
Speaker 1: Let's sleep on like bubble wrap. No, like it's a
Speaker 1: good comforter.
Speaker 2: I think for the most part, those are people that
Speaker 2: were just looking for some exposure or attention or whatever.
Speaker 1: If you know, it's a mostly scripted series, like seventy
Speaker 1: five percent of the contestants are from the Los Angeles area.
Speaker 2: Because that's where it all happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where it's the cheapest to film. And of
Speaker 1: course you could probably find anybody on the street and
Speaker 1: be like would you want to be on a reality show?
Speaker 1: And the person's like, it's my big break. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get known for this and then win an oscar.
Speaker 2: Yes, we need you to eat sofa stuffing, but that's
Speaker 2: what we're gonna do. Okay, I eat sofa stuffing.
Speaker 1: Fine, I'm in mom Dad, I got the part.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I've been on a few TV shows, mostly game shows.
Speaker 2: They're actually all game shows.
Speaker 1: Well, we said in the last episode it's gonna happen
Speaker 1: what amazing race duo? Right here? Team serial Killers.
Speaker 2: It actually is the upcoming episode. So that's fine. Don't
Speaker 2: confuse people. But you're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, we'll see Team serial Killers on the Amazing Race.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I still think i'd be better at it with Amy
Speaker 2: because we know each other way better than you want to.
Speaker 1: I don't need to know the person. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: You just need to be efficient, and I feel like
Speaker 1: you're efficient. I'm efficient. We go okay, and I think
Speaker 1: we'd be fine. You don't have the street smarts, though
Speaker 1: I do, trust me, I do. You didn't even know
Speaker 1: who Spuds Mackenzie was. I don't need to know who Spuds.
Speaker 1: One of the things to like quickly plan and do things.
Speaker 2: Really, what if one of the things was find the
Speaker 2: Spuds statue in Times Square?
Speaker 1: That to you, you could do it? Okay, I'll follow
Speaker 1: your lead because apparently you and Spuds or BFFs. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm good people doubt me, and that's where I win always.
Speaker 2: Because you're very conniving.
Speaker 1: I'm not conniving. You can be. That's the wrong word
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: Again, what's the proper word?
Speaker 1: Street smart?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think you are.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: You have a little bit of it, but you don't
Speaker 2: really know like stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't need to know stuff. You didn't know what
Speaker 1: a money order was, Like what if what if you
Speaker 1: what if you were told street Because what if you
Speaker 1: were told get a money order and put it in
Speaker 1: Spuds Mackenzie's mouth, in in you know, in town square,
Speaker 1: and you'd be like town square? First of all, where's
Speaker 1: town square? Where country we're in? I have no idea,
Speaker 1: Spuds Mackenzie an international icon could be? Are money orders
Speaker 1: all over the place? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So I go into any post office in the world
Speaker 1: and ask for a money order.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's some sort of international money order. You
Speaker 2: don't even know yourself, Okay, But I don't live in France.
Speaker 2: I don't either, okay, but they probably have it there.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to say it in French money
Speaker 2: dah exactly. Just say it with an accent and it works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you, I get by. I get by.
Speaker 1: That's how I passed geometry. That's how I got through
Speaker 1: college easy.
Speaker 2: I know you wrote all extra credit things.
Speaker 1: I figure things out. That's street smart, figuring out the
Speaker 1: loopholes and exploiting them. Yes, bam, and I've done that.
Speaker 1: That's also fraud. It's not fraud. It could be, it's
Speaker 1: not fraud some no, all right. I'm not like going
Speaker 1: up to people and being like, righte me at check.
Speaker 1: I got you in the stock market, although I did
Speaker 1: do that with you with Sheba new coin.
Speaker 2: But it did and it's still down.
Speaker 1: It'll go up.
Speaker 2: What did you get like seven cents because referral bonus,
Speaker 2: I got nothing. You're such a jerk.
Speaker 1: But Top cash Back I got a ton of money.
Speaker 2: You did, and you're welcome. I tried to get them
Speaker 2: on board too, Top cash back dot Hello or racketan
Speaker 2: no top cash back, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do way more racketin racketan, racketin racketin or
Speaker 1: retail me not. I don't like retail me not, coupons
Speaker 1: dot com. I hate retail wait which one is the
Speaker 1: one where it's because usually when I'm like checking out
Speaker 1: of a story, retaell me not is where you go
Speaker 1: to get the code. Every single one of them is
Speaker 1: always expiring for the most part.
Speaker 2: But if you can, if you search hard enough, you'll
Speaker 2: find something.
Speaker 1: Every time I try, and then I put it in
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh man, here we go, and then
Speaker 1: it's like, no, if this coupon expired in two thousand
Speaker 1: and four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then do you give the little thumbs down so
Speaker 2: you let other people know where you don't even care
Speaker 2: screw everyone else?
Speaker 1: No, I do that, Okay, Yeah, I'm nice like that.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're a good guy. I don't want people
Speaker 1: to know that, like or I want people to know
Speaker 1: that it's it's that's fraud.
Speaker 2: But I wonder if they take it off right away,
Speaker 2: if you give it a thumbs down, or they like
Speaker 2: right away take it off. No, no, no one investigates it.
Speaker 1: There's no Biff the Interurn sitting in the back like hit,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take this down. There should be there should
Speaker 1: be Okay, well, it's been real. It's not something real
Speaker 1: nice episode of Great Bullshet It's it's not a thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you play the Spuds Mackenzie theme song? Play us
Speaker 1: out to something relevant? Do you have a you know,
Speaker 1: you know, super tuber. He was the turtle. You don't
Speaker 1: remember the turtle? What a super tuber? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Campbell's soup in the seventies. You don't remember that. The
Speaker 1: pop lid.
Speaker 2: They have poplids in the seventies.
Speaker 1: I'm just making fun of you at this point, because
Speaker 1: this is what it sounds like to me when you
Speaker 1: go off and start talking craziness.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Campbell's soup, would you please please bring back
Speaker 2: meatball alphabet? It was my favorite soup of all time,
Speaker 2: and it reminds me of my neighbor pooping under his treehouse.
Speaker 1: Please don't bring it back. Please don't bring it back.
Speaker 1: Why because then you're gonna bring it in here and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like, oh, I guess what we're trying, andy.
Speaker 2: But it's delicious. It's not like gets some crud from
Speaker 2: a market that is like, if it's anything like chef boy, already,
Speaker 2: I'm not into it.
Speaker 1: It's not. It's literally ravioli.
Speaker 2: It's literally vegetable soup with with alphabet letters and tiny
Speaker 2: little meatballs.
Speaker 1: So good, I'll consider it all right, Okay, Well, another
Speaker 1: great episode of bull Chat in the books. I wouldn't go.
Speaker 1: That's an It's time for another round of shot in
Speaker 1: the books.
Speaker 2: I hate when people realize that like everything I say,
Speaker 2: you hate, it's something you say. This is the thing
Speaker 2: that society says I don't like. What in the books?
Speaker 2: Did you did?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Did you describe it in there? I ought bold Chat
Speaker 2: number seventy two. I did in the book I did?
Speaker 2: I said in the books. I closed the book.
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 2: There's no books anymore?
Speaker 1: What books? There are books?
Speaker 2: You have a ledger of all the podcast? Oh, it's
Speaker 2: in the books.
Speaker 1: I have a whole ledger back there. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: write in it. I'm gonna go scribe in it with
Speaker 1: my feather penk bull chat in the books, dot with
Speaker 1: my cool pen.
Speaker 2: Please don't say in the books anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, another great bull chat. Done, done, we did it,
Speaker 1: we did it finished right. This episode is one done. Mark,
Speaker 1: get in the books until next time, everybody, we'll see
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Speaker 1: us your topics. None of you have a few have,
Speaker 1: but you've ignored them. Uh, then you find them.
Speaker 2: I can't exactly They go it's like they go away,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, I need a book to
Speaker 2: write them in.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll pull up my ledger. This bowl chut dip
Speaker 1: dipped it.
Speaker 2: And also actually some of the topics have not been
Speaker 2: very good, so I'm not gonna You know, what's.
Speaker 1: Your favorite color leaf? Uh, that's a good question.
Speaker 2: Mind's orange. But you don't really they kind of that's
Speaker 2: like when they're turning from like red to yellow.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go leaf peeping in Vermont October.
Speaker 1: Are you a peeper? I'm going leaf peep in Wow,
Speaker 1: because my friend who's getting married in Vermont in October.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that you were a peeper. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: a burder sometimes a birder.
Speaker 1: I don't even know where this is going. You look
Speaker 1: at birds?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we put a bird feeder on the window.
Speaker 2: First of all, drive sawyer nuts because like, the ers
Speaker 2: will land in the thing and they'll start eating it.
Speaker 2: He'll run and almost break the window. It's the funniest thing.
Speaker 2: He likes to chase animals. It's sad because he would
Speaker 2: kill them. I don't think he wants to play. He
Speaker 2: wants to get George. Yes, what's that dope dog from George. Yeah, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: the bunny the squirrel but killed something. He's from the
Speaker 2: book right.
Speaker 1: Of Mice and Men, called The Mockingbird of Mice and Men.
Speaker 2: Right, it's like ninety pages. You could read it. I
Speaker 2: read of meis and we had to read it in school.
Speaker 1: I did. What happens at the end?
Speaker 2: George pet his bunny too hard and killed it.
Speaker 1: Right, what happens at the end? He died? Who dies George?
Speaker 1: Who's his friend? I don't remember the friend's name? There
Speaker 1: it is? What that was thirty years ago? You don't
Speaker 1: remember it.
Speaker 2: God, I'm supposed to remember every piece of literature that
Speaker 2: I read.
Speaker 1: The book came out in like the nineteen twenties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: And Atticus Finch he used to kill a mockingbird. Ashley
Speaker 2: has to read that. She's like, oh, can we just
Speaker 2: watch the movie. I said, it's different, trust me. They
Speaker 2: change it up a little bit so you would get
Speaker 2: in trouble that that happened to me with Old Yeller.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to read Old Yeller, so I watched
Speaker 2: the Disney movie and it's a little bit different, and
Speaker 2: I got in trouble.
Speaker 1: That happened to me with Shiloh. I didn't read Shiloh.
Speaker 1: And you know what I wrote at the end, he
Speaker 1: lived happily ever after die? I think so one of them.
Speaker 1: I wrote that the character like lived, he didn't live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, same thing that happened with me. I would like
Speaker 2: to see To Kill a Mockingbird on Broadway. See once
Speaker 2: Ashley actually reads the book and goes through it in
Speaker 2: her English class, then I would like to take her
Speaker 2: to see the show, because I think that'd be cool.
Speaker 1: I saw my cement on Broadway, James Franco and the
Speaker 1: guy from Bridesmaids.
Speaker 2: And you know who's in of my is So Good
Speaker 2: of To Kill a Mockingbird is Jeff Daniels. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: he was in the show American Rush that we like
Speaker 2: on Showtime and hopefully it comes back.
Speaker 1: I have not watched that. You should. It's good. Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Well, thank you for listening. We'll see you on
Speaker 2: Monday Friday. Remember no, Yeah, why is this running?
Speaker 1: Next way?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see one Friday with a bonus Serial Killers
Speaker 2: where Andrew will make me almost vomit.
Speaker 1: So if you listen to the squabble in the beginning
Speaker 1: of this episode, it'll make sense Friday. Okay, cool, see
Speaker 1: you Monday, see your Fridayriday, see your Wednesday. We'll see
Speaker 1: you every day, three days a week, babe, well kind
Speaker 1: of two and a half. Yeah, maybe every once in
Speaker 1: a while. Okay, cool, all.
Speaker 2: Right, we'll see you then. Have a great, great week.
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 2: Oh, I gotta get the ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to, I think. Okay.
Speaker 2: It's tradition.
Speaker 1: It is known till next week, have a good day.
Speaker 2: No until Friday.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, until Friday, clink clink.
Speaker 2: It's it's amazing to me how we just ramble and
Speaker 2: then we're about done, but then we ramble for another
Speaker 2: ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been happening lately.
Speaker 2: Ramblin was a great rootier. Do you remember that one?
Speaker 2: I don't rambling root heer something more. Okay, Well it
Speaker 2: was in the eighties. It was a Coca Cola product,
Speaker 2: Rambling Rootier. You're driving me home, right, can I