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Speaker 1: One of the three five Kiss FM, Chicago's number one

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Speaker 1: hit music station. This is what's trending. Okay, that was good.

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Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that. A Million Minilli sing along and

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Speaker 1: we just did. Who knew that we've been talking about

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Speaker 1: Million Vanilli all these years later. Caitlin Clark is trending today.

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Speaker 1: A lot of rumors about Kaitlyn Clark recently, but the

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Speaker 1: WNBA star has leaped ahead of American soccer stars to

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Speaker 1: become the fourth most marketable athlete in the world, right

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Speaker 1: behind Lebron James. Oh girl, She's gone from relatively unknown

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Speaker 1: as a college basketball player to the WNBA Rookie of

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Speaker 1: the Year and most popular women's pro basketball player in

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Speaker 1: the country in a matter of short years. Simone Biles

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Speaker 1: number one, vinicis junior.

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Speaker 2: This is soccer player.

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Speaker 1: He's number two, Lebron James, Kaitlyn Clark, Lionel Messi, Rebecca Andrade.

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Speaker 1: I hope I said that, right, Kyliean and Bapee Yes, Christianado,

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Speaker 1: Christian I can't say this, Ronaldo and Katie Ledecki.

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Speaker 2: I don't know who some of these people are.

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Speaker 1: Rebecca Andrade is the other Gymni, the Brazilian one that

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Speaker 1: they celebrated because she won her first goal. And who

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Speaker 1: is I don't mean any disrespect her, I just don't

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Speaker 1: know who Elona Alona maher Again, I'm not I guess

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Speaker 1: I'm not as well versed in. If Jason were here,

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Speaker 1: then he would be. That's the rugby player, the American one.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk dancing with this. What about the

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Speaker 1: lady who break dance? What about?

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Speaker 2: What about where's Reagun on this list? Yeah? Where's She's right.

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Speaker 1: There next to Bronnie James on that list. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: she's in the top five most marketable athletes, not female

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Speaker 1: all athletes. Wow, She's become a major draw for sponsors

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Speaker 1: Wilson Sporting Goods, Nike, Gatorade, State Farm, Bos, Buick, and

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Speaker 1: several others. Also in sports news this morning because I

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Speaker 1: just can't believe we're doing all these sports stories. And

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Speaker 1: Jason's honest way to Miami to hang with Glorious steff On,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it. And the Miami Sala Machine, you

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Speaker 1: can't forget them. They always have to be included. Shoeyotani's

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Speaker 1: fiftieth home run ball, It's just happened, not that long ago.

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Speaker 1: It was fifty home runs and fifty steals in one season,

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Speaker 1: which was a milestone never never before accomplished in baseball history.

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Speaker 1: That ball sold an auction for four point four million dollars,

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Speaker 1: a record high price, not just for baseball but for

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Speaker 1: any ball in any sport. So four point four million

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Speaker 1: dollars when somebody paid for that.

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Speaker 2: Good for that guy who has that, who had that balls?

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Speaker 2: Hold it? I guess so because they were only trying

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Speaker 2: to give him a show. He was only trying to

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Speaker 2: give him like three hundred grand.

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Speaker 1: I'll never understand that Shoo Tani is the richest athlete ever.

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Speaker 1: He's worth like I beie, the actual number is seven

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Speaker 1: point three gazillion. I believe that's a real number. And

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Speaker 1: he he wants to give somebody three hundred thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: when everybody knows in the open market you can get millions.

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Speaker 2: So just don't be cheap.

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Speaker 1: You had you made four million dollars during breakfast, Just

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Speaker 1: give the guy four million dollars to be done with it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he probably bought that ball too, so he's probably like,

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Speaker 1: buy that ball four million dollars.

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Speaker 2: The only could that cost you a million? And the

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Speaker 2: funny thing is. I bet he didn't. But anyway, I'll

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Speaker 2: never understand that.

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Speaker 1: Like here, you could you could have a free hot

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Speaker 1: dog at the game if you give us this thing

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Speaker 1: that's going to change your life, oh financially.

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Speaker 2: And then people are like, no, I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: do that. Why would you? I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: How about this SpaceX is headed home with four astronauts.

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Speaker 1: It's not butching Sanina though, Nope, it's not our friends

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Speaker 1: butchered Sonita. We got to try and book them when

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Speaker 1: they get back. Man, they're still up there. Four astronauts

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Speaker 1: are on their way back to Earth after untalking from

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Speaker 1: the International Space Station. Three Americans and one Russian were

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Speaker 1: scheduled to return over two weeks ago, but had to

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Speaker 1: wait out the hurricanes. So, yeah, our friends are still

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Speaker 1: up there. But they spent two hundred days on the

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Speaker 1: International Space Station, so they got to go home. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's fair. So they were in the same place where

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Speaker 1: Butcher and Cites are.

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Speaker 2: They were there first. Yeah, yeah, so they got to

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Speaker 2: go home first.

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Speaker 1: That's fair, right, Butch and Sunita were not supposed to

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Speaker 1: stay that long, but they got to stay longer because

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Speaker 1: he's got are like, okay, I've been up here almost, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, and it wasn't any room.

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Speaker 1: Let on. They were like, yo, can I get the

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Speaker 1: trunk on this one? Like you got a hatchback on

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Speaker 1: this in the back back. We ain't going far, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? No, but there was there wasn't

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Speaker 2: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: So but I mean, at first I saw the story

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, did people go up there and then

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Speaker 1: get to go home before them? And no, they just

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Speaker 1: said don't wait their turn for their ride back home.

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Speaker 1: This is for you, Kiki, and only you. Spirit Airlines

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Speaker 1: just trending today. The flight from Dallas to la appears

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Speaker 1: to show a rat running above an overhead bind during

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Speaker 1: a three hour flight. The rat's feet can be seen

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Speaker 1: through the opaque glass. Passengers can be hurt calling out

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Speaker 1: super rat during the cliff, which ends with the rat

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Speaker 1: darting out of the light. So it's you know, it's

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Speaker 1: like the light in the aisleway. He's on top of that,

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Speaker 1: so at any point he could fall on somebody. Spirits response,

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Speaker 1: we are aware of the video and we're taking steps

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Speaker 1: to address the matter.

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Speaker 3: Oh see, now this might do it for me. This

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Speaker 3: is this might be a rat, yeah on a plane

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Speaker 3: rather snake. Honestly, I don't would rather neither. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: can't do a rat bro I rather snake, like I

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Speaker 3: rather something. I can do a rat. That would ended

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Speaker 3: for me in spirit.

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Speaker 2: That's that's what would do for you. That is what

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Speaker 2: would I would jump. I hope that rat didn't have

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Speaker 2: any carry ons. I hope he didn't expect to get

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Speaker 2: anything to drink.

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Speaker 3: You don't have a seat, that's why he was running around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, he didn't get that big seat up front.

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Speaker 1: And then the last three stories. I can't even believe

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Speaker 1: they exist. But Goldfish Crackers is rebranding temporarily to Chilean

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Speaker 1: Sea Bass Crackers in an attempt to appeal to adults.

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Speaker 1: This is apparently a real thing. It's part of a

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Speaker 1: strategy to attract adults and re establish its relevance amid

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Speaker 1: a broader decline in snacking following a pandemic peak. Despite

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Speaker 1: the rebranding as a popular seafood menu, it and the

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Speaker 1: recipe in appearance of the snack are not changing. They

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Speaker 1: explained in a press release that the much more adult

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Speaker 1: name is to reinforce the Goldfish Crackers are not just

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Speaker 1: for kids. You can buy this stuff online if you

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Speaker 1: want to buy the Chilean Sea bass snack bags featuring

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Speaker 1: the branding will only be sold online for a week.

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Speaker 1: A fun fact. How about a bonus fun fact? Did

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Speaker 1: you guys know that Chilean sea bass is? Actually, there's

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Speaker 1: no such thing. It's a fish called toothfish that nobody wanted.

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Speaker 1: It was nasty fish. It's nasty looking fish, actually, and

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Speaker 1: nobody wanted it. They'd always threw it back or killed

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Speaker 1: it or whatever. And then some guy one day was like,

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Speaker 1: we had a lot of this nasty ass toothfish. Let's

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Speaker 1: call it something else and sell it. So they changed

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Speaker 1: the name to Chilean's. It's a real story. They changed

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Speaker 1: the name to Chilean sea bass, and now you pay

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Speaker 1: like forty five dollars for it on a man Nancy.

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Speaker 2: It's just like diamonds.

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Speaker 1: If you look up the story of de Beers diamonds,

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Speaker 1: nobody cared about Nobody cared about diamonds. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what year it was, twenties, thirties, forties, Yeah, whatever it was.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wanted that, no one cared, and then all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, Beers they created this marketing campaign where it's

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Speaker 1: every woman wants a diamond and then it just spread

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden everyone wanted a diamond marketing man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: marketing marketing man. But there you go a bunch of

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Speaker 1: information for you. This is a real story this morning

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Speaker 1: Reddit witches of Reddit, which is a real thing, I guess.

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Speaker 1: They claim that they've been trying to do spells on

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump and that they're not as effective because he

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Speaker 1: might have some kind of protection around him.

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Speaker 2: This is a real story.

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Speaker 1: They've been putting all these different kind of spells on him,

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Speaker 1: witches have, and apparently none of them are working, and

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Speaker 1: they're worried about it. And there's a whole story. And

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Speaker 1: this is on several websites this morning. These witches are

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Speaker 1: concerned it's not working. And I don't know, man, somehow

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Speaker 1: immune to the spells, I guess. And there's your political

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Speaker 1: story of the day. And a woman from Bangladesh used

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Speaker 1: chopsticks to lift one grain of rice at a time

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Speaker 1: and managed to eat a record breaking thirty seven pieces

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Speaker 1: in one minute. Wow. I've been using chopsticks to eat

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Speaker 1: all of her meals for a few years and she

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Speaker 1: eats rice every single day. But it's a world record.

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Speaker 1: Seven grains in one minute using chopsticks. Oh that's oppressive.

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Speaker 1: It kind of is. Yeah, and I know that they

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Speaker 1: can be sticky. I don't know if that counts if

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Speaker 1: it sticks, but you got to go one at a time. No, man,

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Speaker 1: there's there's a few things more frustrating for me to

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Speaker 1: trying to eat rice with chopsticks. Oh.

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Speaker 2: I can't do it because I wanted to eat.

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Speaker 1: I like the r I'm trying to eat the rice

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Speaker 1: and so at some point I'm just shoveling it in

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Speaker 1: my mouth because it's like it's just falling everywhere.

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Speaker 2: You know. It's coordination.

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Speaker 1: It's national Mary Emyrri music data honor, an innovative sound

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Speaker 1: system and music concept that began post World War Two

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Speaker 1: in Jamaica. Wow specific, incredibly specific. Yeah, all right off,

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Speaker 1: then there you have it. Now you're up to date.

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Speaker 1: The witches and the spells that they can't make them.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'll stop, Oh my god, what are we doing?

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