Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Huh, Hi, this is Juniper Ravens Brook. I'm calling from
Speaker 2: elementary school and I was looking for Molly's mommy.
Speaker 1: Hi. This is Sienna speaking. How may I help you?
Speaker 2: Hello, Sienna? How are we today?
Speaker 1: I'm doing all right, it's fun.
Speaker 2: I'm calling because I'm the substitute for the next two
Speaker 2: weeks in my class in your fifth grade daughter's classroom.
Speaker 1: Okay, how may I help you?
Speaker 2: Another teacher had an unfortunate event.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry to share that.
Speaker 2: To step in. Yes, anyway, I'm here now and I'm
Speaker 2: calling the parents of the children in my classroom to
Speaker 2: ask if they can bring some cutlery with them.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow for what purpose?
Speaker 2: Just do you have any cutlery?
Speaker 1: Of course we have cutlery. Why does she need to
Speaker 1: bring it in?
Speaker 2: Sharp cutlery? And I will make sure to watch them
Speaker 2: very closely. Thank you.
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry, I need more information.
Speaker 3: I don't know about appropriate for my fifth grader to
Speaker 3: bring in sharp cutlery.
Speaker 2: The think that maybe your daughter Molly didn't show you
Speaker 2: the flyer, But we need sharp cutlery because we're going
Speaker 2: to be cutting.
Speaker 1: Things cutting, cutting, What, Oh, the pumpkins. You're doing pumpkin
Speaker 1: carving in a fifth story classroom.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a better way to say it. Pumpkin coloring.
Speaker 2: We're going to be cutting the pumpkins.
Speaker 1: Okay, why are you talking like that.
Speaker 2: I don't understand what you mean by that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you called me, and you're speaking in a very
Speaker 1: creepy way.
Speaker 2: Oh, I apologize. It's just the way that I speak.
Speaker 2: It's very soft. Some people kind of find itothing, very soothing.
Speaker 1: No, you started saying that these kids need to bring
Speaker 1: in sharp things to cut things. That's not an appropriate
Speaker 1: way to phrase it.
Speaker 2: Larie, So that we can give the pumpkins the carving
Speaker 2: that they deserve. And then does your daughter have any
Speaker 2: sort of plumkin allergy?
Speaker 1: No, she's not allergic to pumpkins. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: the cutting that they deserve. Let's just say there, that's
Speaker 1: the appropriate thing to say to children.
Speaker 2: Teaching the children at this time of the year. The
Speaker 2: pumpkins are here for us to carve, and then after
Speaker 2: we carve them, we'll put them in the oven and
Speaker 2: eat them.
Speaker 1: Wait, you're going to put them in the oven? Okay?
Speaker 1: Does the principle know that you are calling all of
Speaker 1: the parents of these students and saying these things in
Speaker 1: the creepiest way.
Speaker 2: I have gotten my previous approval from the principle. He
Speaker 2: really didn't have much choice.
Speaker 1: To do, so he wouldn't mind if I gave him
Speaker 1: a call to to tell him how his substitutes are
Speaker 1: calling you me out. The parents might not answer that.
Speaker 2: You could call yes, yes, what do you mean the
Speaker 2: joye of carving up something and then putting it in
Speaker 2: the etheric?
Speaker 3: Do?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, my daughter is not going to your classroom with
Speaker 1: sharp cutlery to carve pumpkins because that's what they deserve. No,
Speaker 1: you sound like something.
Speaker 3: Creepy, weird murderer guy. No, this is not happening. I'm
Speaker 3: calling the principal, I'm calling the superintendent. I'm calling anyone
Speaker 3: I can to get you to not be around children
Speaker 3: and not work in the slash room anymore because you
Speaker 3: sound like a creep.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'll just let you know that your husband
Speaker 2: set you up for this prank phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what should.
Speaker 2: Probably talk to your husband? Jubil from the Jubil Show
Speaker 2: doing a phone prank on you and your husband set
Speaker 2: you up?
Speaker 1: No, way you're kidding.
Speaker 2: He said that your kids are going to be carving
Speaker 2: pumpkins for Halloween in school. I want to mess with you.
Speaker 1: Oh so there isn't a creepy guy that's going to
Speaker 1: be carving pumpkins sharply in my skind No, okay, I
Speaker 1: was really concerned.
Speaker 3: I was like, who is this guy and why does
Speaker 3: he want my kids to bring sharp things to school?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, wake up every morning with jubile
Speaker 1: phone pranks