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Speaker 3: Go?

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Speaker 2: Kurt, go tell it on the mountain, over the hills

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Speaker 4: Still world, Would you zillion pieces? Would bananas?

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Speaker 1: Battena, guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to bananas.

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Speaker 5: That over there is Scottie Landis and that.

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Speaker 2: Is Kurt Brown Owler. And we're just going to dedicate

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you Canada for still being sane. What

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Speaker 1: I am so excited about our guess. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 5: She is not only a good friend.

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Speaker 1: She is not only a talented, an award winning writer

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Speaker 1: You can go see it right now. You should live

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Speaker 1: from my driveway.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome the wonderful Megan Gaily, Hi, my friend.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back, Welcome back.

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy to see you. Is that a tennis

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Speaker 2: Scott, It's it's a coconut. It's a drunk coconut.

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Speaker 2: You know nothing better than getting drunk and playing tennis,

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Speaker 3: The only time I've ever played pickleball because I refuse

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Speaker 3: I am coming to you from a Banana's headquarters in Indianapolis.

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Speaker 3: Yes, like the tariffs alone, we've made off baby gear

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Speaker 2: Gear, lots of it, just a whole I mean one.

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Speaker 1: An artist stole the top of English England's highest peak.

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Speaker 1: This is written by John Wentz.

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Speaker 2: Really good stuff.

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Speaker 1: Oscar artist Oscar Santillan climbed England's highest peak, chipped an

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Speaker 1: it's art. Santillan chip the chunk off of the top

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Speaker 5: Call it a mountain? Can you call it a mountain?

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Speaker 2: That's a pimple.

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Speaker 1: In a statement on the matter, Centillin compared it to

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Speaker 5: Top of our mountain back. Okay, the most British stuenteds

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Speaker 5: I'm into this guy.

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Speaker 3: It was like I don't think it's just gonna be

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Speaker 2: Layer, this Cambri or whatever, Cumbria. They're wrong, the tourist manager, whatever,

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Speaker 3: Do you think do you think they're mad with like

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Speaker 3: like they're like, we got it. We got to push

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Speaker 5: Yes, outrage just for it.

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Speaker 3: But I mean, like that's that's obviously very American to do.

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Speaker 1: I think social media has made everyone Americans.

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Speaker 2: It also put us in a bar in a glass cube,

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Speaker 3: Oh he cut it off. He cut it off, yea.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if how he did it. I don't

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Speaker 2: Of the map? Did it all?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 3: Didn't he compared it to like picking up a rock

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Speaker 3: that's what great artists do, is right.

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Speaker 5: There's Charlotte scuffle Bike just like us.

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Speaker 3: They're con artists.

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Speaker 2: It's cool.

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Speaker 3: It's also just so lovely that this is this is

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Speaker 3: do to be swiveling over someone going in like mooching

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Speaker 2: I saw Kurt once dressed as Santa hump will William

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Speaker 3: The last good moment to ever happen at Santa It's been.

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Speaker 3: I can't even I can't believe you guys did Santa.

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Speaker 2: No. We went early.

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Speaker 2: It was about four hundred Santas and like one dradle,

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Speaker 2: Everybody wrapped their walking booze in wrapping paper. We only

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Speaker 2: it was just Santa's on the move. Kurt was an

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Speaker 2: earlier adopter. He invited me and it was very fun

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Speaker 2: and sweet and it was men and women and it's punk.

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Speaker 2: It really was.

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Speaker 5: It was people who were doing it, you know.

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Speaker 3: And now it's like sponsored by Sweet Green and Saudi Arabia.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the Ryad Comedy Festival section for Santa CA.

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Speaker 2: If they were like, if they tried to pay Kurt

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Speaker 2: These days, it's just like, I don't need to see

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Speaker 1: What's interesting is that people still do it a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's fascinating that it hasn't been shamed out of existence.

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Speaker 2: It's very strange everybody Instagram.

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Speaker 3: I think it's Yeah, I think it's like other places,

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Speaker 3: Tea box Their's it's called Tea Box nine. Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 2: It's blackout Rage gallon and it's just a gall Oh, Kurt,

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Speaker 2: going hard. And I'm like, that's twenty five year olds, guys,

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Speaker 3: No, it's the twelve Bars of Christmas. Is why it's

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Speaker 3: It's obviously in Brigleyville. Great movie and this says it's

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Speaker 3: Santa con like fight, Yeah, like, let's get people wasted.

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Speaker 3: Celebrity death match.

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Speaker 5: All right, I'm down. I would be interested in that.

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Speaker 3: I gave birth in Indianapolis.

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Speaker 1: So now you've given birth in Los Angeles and Indianapolis.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So it's so fascinating because all the nurses in

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Speaker 3: You know, that's like the whole thing.

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Speaker 5: That's the whole thing.

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Speaker 3: and like, you can't get portillos in LA. It's an Anaheim.

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Speaker 3: Everything's going to my tea box, my tea boxes, little tender.

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Speaker 2: those dinner parties were in LA where you're just happy

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Speaker 2: to talk to somebody who's not in the industry.

442
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And now it's flipped for me where I'm

443
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Speaker 1: just like anytime I meet somebody who's a comedian or

444
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Speaker 1: an actor, I'm like, hey.

445
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh I'm a freak show here.

446
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 2: Oh you're a celebrity there, oh big time. But I

447
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 2: was like, uh, what's like the weirdest thing, What's what's annoying?

448
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 2: What don't you like? Because I'm curious about, you know,

449
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 2: what what happens? And she goes, you know, the weirdest

450
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 2: thing is the number of men that bring their Nintendo

451
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Speaker 2: switches and try to connect it to the TV in

452
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Speaker 2: the delivery room or like their video game devices that

453
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 2: the men want to play video games. And it caught

454
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Speaker 2: me so off guard. Yeah, I was like speechless, and

455
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Speaker 2: I was like I just tried to connect it. Like

456
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Speaker 2: I guess it's a de stressor or something, but it

457
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 2: just seems like the craziest they're stressed exactly.

458
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Speaker 3: They should be stressed. It pales in comparison to no.

459
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Speaker 3: I Yeah, I feel like she could have just been

460
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Speaker 3: like men.

461
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Speaker 5: All, you know, And then that's the weirdest part.

462
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Speaker 3: Film in the blank, Like we had to get COVID

463
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Speaker 3: tested when I gave birth to Conrad because it was like,

464
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Speaker 3: you know, twenty twenty two, and we still cared and

465
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Speaker 3: and CJ. My husband went first famously can't be can't

466
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Speaker 3: have anything touch his nose, you know, like literally like

467
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 3: it like touched a centimeter of his nose, and he

468
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Speaker 3: was crawling up the wall like.

469
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Speaker 4: He was freaking like, oh my god.

470
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Speaker 3: And the nurse looked at me like, you're about to

471
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Speaker 3: have a fucking child with this los What what choices

472
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 3: led you here? And so then then she swabs my

473
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Speaker 3: nose and I sit there like a grown us, you know,

474
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Speaker 3: and he's like, how that doesn't bother you? And I'm like,

475
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Speaker 3: do you realize what's about to happen to my body?

476
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Speaker 3: You know, like a cute like I've already had my

477
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 3: cervix scraped today, so so a cute tip going in

478
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Speaker 3: my nose is honestly feel good? Ha ha Hallmark.

479
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Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, tickles a little bit felt nice, It worked up.

480
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Speaker 3: I can't imagine what labor and delivery nurses have seen

481
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Speaker 3: some and well this is we are, our sweet baby.

482
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Speaker 3: He he ended up getting sick after and had to

483
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Speaker 3: go back into the hospital, and so we spent like

484
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Speaker 3: a week after back in the hospital, and you know,

485
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 3: we knew almost immediately he was gonna be okay, but

486
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 3: he just like they had to figure some stuff out.

487
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 3: But you're on the floor with you know, we were

488
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Speaker 3: on a pediatric I see you. It's the worst plus

489
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Speaker 3: you could ever be and getting incredible care. Everyone was

490
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Speaker 3: so lovely, wonderful the room next to us. And now

491
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Speaker 3: I don't know what was wrong with the child. I

492
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 3: hope the child is fine. I hope everyone is fine.

493
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Speaker 3: The dad was wearing a January sixth Teah.

494
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Speaker 2: That's what you want.

495
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Speaker 1: That's what you are wow to like probably the most

496
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Speaker 1: intense day or week or months of his life.

497
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Speaker 3: So it's it's like whether he planned that, whether that's

498
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Speaker 3: what he grabs, but that's like he owns that, and

499
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Speaker 3: he's wearing that to the pediatric. I see you.

500
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Speaker 1: Just to let everybody, now Austle class wear tuxedo to

501
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Speaker 1: your first child's birth.

502
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 2: What's wrong with you wear a tuxedo to the hospital

503
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 2: welcome that child into the world like someone who knows

504
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 2: what they're doing.

505
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Speaker 3: The nurses are so sweet that, like, you know, I

506
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Speaker 3: look awful. I'm like four days postpartum and my child

507
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 3: is back in the hospital. I'm in a diaper in

508
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Speaker 3: like and they kept being like love your love your pajamas,

509
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 3: you know, and it's like these are not good pajamas.

510
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 3: They're just like hyping. Yeah, Like are they having to

511
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 3: do that to that man?

512
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Speaker 4: You know? Where were you?

513
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Speaker 5: What was your thing?

514
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: Is that your birthday or some other special event?

515
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Speaker 2: That what happened?

516
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Speaker 4: It was?

517
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Speaker 3: And it didn't say like January sixth, you know, I

518
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Speaker 3: didn't have like a fit, but it was like a

519
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 3: very obvious like this man stormed the capitol and has

520
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Speaker 3: a T shirt that he's not wearing about it.

521
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Speaker 2: Yes, someone made money off of him. My god, what

522
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Speaker 2: a bozos speaking of No, this is from this person.

523
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 2: Is not about so Aunt Cookie or aunt Cookie depending

524
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Speaker 2: where you grew up. Sent this in. You can send

525
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 2: your stories into Bananas at the Bananas Podcast on Instagram

526
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 2: or the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. We also

527
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 2: have a website, bananas podcast dot com that's all what

528
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:19,239
Speaker 2: is Dingus Day and why do Polish Americans celebrate it?

529
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Speaker 2: This was written by Michelle Herman with two rs and

530
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 2: two ends because she is the best in the birth.

531
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,639
Speaker 2: Uh don't know where I got it from. It's common

532
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 2: to think of pre Lentin festivities as Marti Gras and carnivore,

533
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 2: but Polish Americans end it with end Lent with some

534
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 2: community fun. Right after Easter. This public celebration is known

535
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Speaker 2: as Dingus Day, which is also known by the name

536
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: is Smigus Dingus. If you think I'm lying, I am not.

537
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 2: It falls on Easter Monday. I believe the date is

538
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Speaker 2: April twenty first. This year. The Polish American tradition not

539
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 2: only involves people affectionately spraying others and as an act

540
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 2: of cleansing or purification.

541
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 5: Wait did you say April twenty first?

542
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

543
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 5: Is so?

544
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 3: So?

545
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 5: Wait Easter is April twentieth.

546
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 2: Let's see. Let's look at us.

547
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 3: I think it's like April fourth.

548
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 2: Okay, April fifth, you're right, okay, so.

549
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 5: April sixth, Sorry, okay, April six okay.

550
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 3: As Catholic would say, it's early this.

551
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 5: Year early, it's early.

552
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: It's very early, very early, the first time it's been Yeah,

553
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: it's like right at Lawrenceburg.

554
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Speaker 3: You guys haven't heard of Dingus Day.

555
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 5: No, I have not heard of so Napolis Classicus.

556
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 3: No, No, not Indianapolis State, New York thing, Chicago. I

557
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 3: have gotten drunk for Dingus Day like I have been

558
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 3: out for Dingus Day. We went, we got drunk. We

559
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 3: April we there was music. Oh yeah, like schools are off.

560
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 3: It's a it's a holiday.

561
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Speaker 2: We I have not heard it. I've never heard of.

562
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 2: Baltimore has a pretty big Polish population too, and I

563
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 2: do not know smigas Dingus so.

564
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Speaker 3: And Chicago has like obviously a very large Polish community.

565
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 3: It has an even bigger we want to get drunk run.

566
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Speaker 5: Which give the children the day off school. They want

567
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 5: to get drug too.

568
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 3: It's like a city wide holiday.

569
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Speaker 2: I mean in Baltimore. There's a thing that every festival,

570
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 2: every state for everything that sells hot dogs and sausage

571
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 2: is called Polock Johnny's. And it is a chain called

572
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: Polock Johnny's. In my entire life, you'd go get a

573
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 2: lemonade and a sausage at every festival from Polock Johnny.

574
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Speaker 3: So they're good.

575
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 2: Oh they're real good. You can smell the peppers on. Yeah,

576
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Speaker 2: I think it is. I think it is.

577
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 3: We've got bigger fish to fry.

578
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 5: But of course we do.

579
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Speaker 1: But also, where did the like the stare type of

580
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: Polish people being stupid come from?

581
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Speaker 5: Does anybody know?

582
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Speaker 3: I didn't even know that that was the stereotype. I

583
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 3: thought their stereotype was like they're mean and cold.

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Speaker 1: I just remember there was always a joke which was

585
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Speaker 1: like millions of Polish jokes. What do you call a submarine?

586
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: What do you call a screen door submarine? Like the

587
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: Polish submarine or something?

588
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, how can you tell us a Polish submarine

589
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 2: has a screen door? Yeah? How many? How many Polish people?

590
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 2: Doesn't take a screen of light bulb? Want to hold

591
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 2: the light bulb? Five to turn the chair? Like, it's

592
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 2: just so many bad They didn't make sense. But where

593
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 2: did they come from? I'm guessing Europe. I'm guessing that

594
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 2: traveled from overseas to the East coast in Chicago.

595
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Speaker 3: Perhaps the Yes, because they did a fucking number on.

596
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Speaker 2: That and nobody's talking about it. I love Polish people.

597
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: My brother was My brother was the whatever, the head

598
00:30:54,920 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: of the Polish embassy and krackow Yeah, yeah, so I

599
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: went visited him and crackout And did you have a

600
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: mic Tyson energy drink there?

601
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 4: Oh?

602
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 5: It gives you the.

603
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 3: Energy to ask for consent?

604
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 2: Right, yes, exactly.

605
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 3: And you've never heard of dingas day. You are Polish aristocracy?

606
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're connected. Your zero degrees It involves uh tapping

607
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 2: of people with pussy willow branches, reflecting a practice traditional

608
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 2: use in Poland. This uses the plant in place of

609
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 2: palms for Palm Sunday. So you just have to get

610
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 2: some pussy willow branches and just tap people.

611
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: If we if we were like, what could we if

612
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: we you and I Scott yeah, decided what could.

613
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 5: We replace poms with?

614
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: To tap people with pussy willow would be the funniest choice.

615
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 3: Yes, my mom keeps talking about Dingas Day. I honestly

616
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 3: feel like you've like got there's some sort of inception

617
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 3: type thing happening. Because my mom keeps talking about Dingas Day.

618
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 3: She must have seen it. I'm fucking ete yeah, yeah, yeah,

619
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Speaker 3: And she has said pussy willow one hundred times over

620
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 3: the last time. And my husband and I were barely

621
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 3: making it. Yeah, like we're just.

622
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 2: Like, don't do this to us.

623
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Speaker 3: Luckily, my toddler hasn't been like what pushy Winnow you know,

624
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm gonna have to.

625
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 4: Leave the house.

626
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 2: Oh Man touted is the Dingus Day Capital of the world. Buffalo,

627
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 2: New York. Polish history dates back to the eighteen sixties.

628
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Speaker 2: It originated in the in this Western New York city

629
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Speaker 2: as it quickly grew and industrialized, recruiters were in Poland

630
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 2: looking for workers to fill roles in their community, and

631
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 2: from there, several areas sprung up in Buffalo that were

632
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,959
Speaker 2: almost exclusively Polish, like the East Side, where most Dingus

633
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 2: Day celebrations happen.

634
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: I bet you Dinga's Day is like Saint Patrick's Day.

635
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: Like in Poland, it's not a thing, you know, Like

636
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: in Ireland, nobody cares about Saint Patrick's Day.

637
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 2: They don't even they like Big and Dublin.

638
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 3: I think they care now because we go there and

639
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 3: get drunk and they're like, fine, we'll make money. Ask

640
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 3: my parents are from Western New York. They're from Nagarafa.

641
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 3: Now it's all really tracking. Okay, it's not inception, it's

642
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 3: just Buffalo.

643
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 2: New Yeah. Overtime, these celebrations eventually died down, but remerged

644
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 2: in the nineteen sixties when Buffalo Chopan Singing Society it

645
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 2: began hosting Dingas Day parties to raise funds for the choir.

646
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Speaker 5: This is great.

647
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: This history is more and more surprising as it is

648
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: revealed layer by layer.

649
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 2: I just like Megan said, I'm actually surprised you and

650
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 2: I've never heard of this. It feels like something we

651
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 2: should wholeheartedly agree. They're the good people of Buffalo. If

652
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 2: you ever need some guests to come in just as

653
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 2: bananas and just I don't know, if you have parades,

654
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 2: well we'll participate. Yeah, the Banana boys will go. Well.

655
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 2: Dinga's hard in Buffalo. Dingas Day celebrations are blah blah blah.

656
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: This is when Dingas Day is a celebrated now in

657
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 2: Buffalo really started to emerge, so basically society moved into

658
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 2: the suburbs of Buffalo. The city's bars were the ones

659
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Speaker 2: that carried on the tradition and through parties with imported

660
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Speaker 2: Polish beers and free buffets. You know those buffets are soca.

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Speaker 2: You know that is so good. Dinga's Days commemorated in

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Speaker 2: Buffalo in many ways, including an annual parade in Old Polonia,

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Speaker 2: which is a district, and they have the parade evolved

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Speaker 2: featuring large groups of pickup trucks and a single band

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Speaker 2: to now having trailers, floats, fire trucks, and festive marchers.

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Speaker 2: You know they love an umbrella. Those those Polish folks

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Speaker 2: love mumming it up. Twenty five percent of people in

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Speaker 2: Buffalo have Polish heritage. That's a lot.

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Speaker 5: That's a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'll just finish on this quote because it

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Speaker 2: does keep going. But as neighborhoods change and residents from

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Speaker 2: other cultures moved in, it's not just the Polish community

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Speaker 2: that celebrates Dingus Day. You see other kids and parents

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Speaker 2: from all different communit and he's carrying pussy willows, Megan's favorite,

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Speaker 2: picking up candy from the parade and joining in on

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Speaker 2: the fun. We've talked about this before, but the New

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Speaker 2: York City Saint Patrick's Day Parade the thing I enjoyed most.

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Speaker 2: When it was nice weather, I would go, and I

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Speaker 2: loved seeing the Puerto Rican Americans and Dominican Americans wearing

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Speaker 2: kiss me on Irish shirts, going hard, spray painting their hair,

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Speaker 2: spraying their hair green. It made me so happy when

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Speaker 2: I lived in New York to see other cultures just

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Speaker 2: be like, fuck it, I'm Irish right now, so get

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Speaker 2: your Dingus on April sixth.

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Speaker 3: As an Irish person, it makes me so happy that

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Speaker 3: they feel comfortable and they would want to be Irish

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Speaker 3: that I'm like, oh, we must be fucking awesome. If

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Speaker 3: a Puerto Rican wants to be us for a day.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we've got to be so fucking true true. Ye

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Speaker 2: oh man. Yeah, So celebrate those Dingus days. If you're

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Speaker 2: bananamal and we have a lot in Buffalo, send us

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Speaker 2: some photos from Dingus day in Chicago.

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Speaker 3: It looks like it's big in Cleveland to Glynn, Chicago, Buffalo.

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Speaker 3: I feel like there's got to be an eerie Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Am you know like all the russ the rust Belts

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Speaker 3: must be into ding must be dinga.

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Speaker 2: City, they're dinging down. Yes, send us tag us. We'll

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Speaker 2: share your dingas city photos. April six. Have fun. Don't

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Speaker 2: drink a borg, I mean drink a borg who cares.

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Speaker 5: I'll tease us into some thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get me a radium high ball New York and

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Speaker 1: the radium craze.

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Speaker 2: Oh kay. Julia wants to thumbs up her cousin Caitlyn.

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Speaker 2: On On the Saturday after Thanksgiving, she embarked on a

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Speaker 2: journey most humans could never complete. She did the Taco

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Speaker 2: Bell fifty k, which is thirty one miles in Washington,

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Speaker 2: d C. She crushed her first ultra marathon, but she

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Speaker 2: also did it by herself. The race requires racers to

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Speaker 2: consume taco bell the entire way and here is what Caitlin,

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Speaker 2: who were thumbing up eight while running thirty one one

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Speaker 2: point zero six nine miles, I'm excited. A Chiloupa Supreme,

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Speaker 2: four cheesy wraps, one Cinnamon Delight, Cinnamon Twist Hue, spicy

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Speaker 2: potato tacos, and one burrito Supreme, which is required by

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Speaker 2: the organizers.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you have to be running with the food.

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Speaker 2: You have to stop at a table and eat it

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Speaker 2: and then keep running.

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Speaker 3: And it's thirty one miles.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a fifty k more.

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Speaker 3: I would like, how do you not? I guess you

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Speaker 3: do shit your pants because you shit your pants running

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Speaker 3: a marathon Bell exactly. I also, I hate to I

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Speaker 3: hate I hate to make this about her pooping her

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Speaker 3: pants because I am We're so proud of her and

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Speaker 3: think she's incredible. But that is the first place my

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Speaker 3: brain went.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean and the local DC, so God, thanks

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Speaker 2: got I can't remember who did the the porta potties there,

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Speaker 2: but talk about a sponsorship opportunity to really just stay

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Speaker 2: and Andy Gump. That's one Andy Gump number one and

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Speaker 2: the number two business guys, don't you remember that from

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Speaker 2: forty five years ago? Okay, CALLI would like to give

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Speaker 2: an unnaturally large thumbs up to her chosen sister, Lauren

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Speaker 2: for working so hard to build her company at Sugar

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Speaker 2: and Sprig. It's a new venture in the service industry.

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Speaker 2: It's extremely hard to get in, but she says Lauren,

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Speaker 2: one got in on the ground floor on the pastry

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Speaker 2: side of things. So she's making pastries. If you love pastries,

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Speaker 2: maybe check out the instagram at Sugar and Sprig and

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Speaker 2: just buy as many as you can possibly afford and digest.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, and Rachel, we'll do this one.

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Speaker 5: I want to thumb up to where's Sugar and Sprig.

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Speaker 2: Don't know, but let's look it up on Instagram. I'm

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Speaker 2: going Sugar and Sprig. Congratulations. It's hard to start a

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Speaker 2: brick and mortar these days, but a good pastry. It's

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Speaker 2: a delicious thing. Curti's looking it.

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Speaker 1: Up Sugar and Sprigs, Seattle, Washington, folks, and it looks

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Speaker 1: very nice.

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Speaker 2: Great food city stuff. There you go go support.

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Speaker 1: Itakes delightful cookies, delightful key lime, tiny tarts.

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Speaker 2: Yem. Sometimes I have the thought like I should get

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Speaker 2: into baking, and then I'll watch a baking show or

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Speaker 2: Great British Bakeoff and watch them make one croissant and

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Speaker 2: how many times they have to roll it and full

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Speaker 2: butter into it, And I'm like, there is a zero

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Speaker 2: percent chance I will do this. I will drive to

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Speaker 2: a bakery and I will buy a croissant for three

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Speaker 2: dollars science.

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Speaker 3: It's so hard, feels like a chemistry test.

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Speaker 2: But I do love baking show and we should get

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Speaker 2: the winner. Kurt Jasmine who won last season spoilers on Banana,

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Speaker 2: should be a great guest.

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Speaker 5: Please.

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Speaker 2: I want to thumbs up. Oh Rachel says, I want

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Speaker 2: to thumbs up Kurt for trying so hard to pronounce

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Speaker 2: my last name. My husband sends in so many stories

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Speaker 2: and finally got one on on the Bob Dylan Pizza

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Speaker 2: Vacuum episode. That was a good one. We do name

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Speaker 2: pretty good episodes on this podcast. Kurt had the honor

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Speaker 2: of trying to reading the story and trying to give

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Speaker 2: credit to my husband and we loft and loft and loft.

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Speaker 2: Our last name is so daunting that most people do

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Speaker 2: not even try to pronounce it. When most people call

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Speaker 2: out our name, they just do a long pause. Instead

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Speaker 2: of trying to pronounce it, I've added the phonetic spelling here.

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Speaker 2: It is uh. Bora Dski. Bora Dansky is Rachel's last

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Speaker 2: name and her lovely husband. So thank you to the

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Speaker 2: Bora Dyonskys and happy Dingas Day for sure. Thanks for

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Speaker 2: sending it in.

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Speaker 1: All right, and of course we are here with the

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Speaker 1: fantastic Megan Gail. You can go watch her new stand

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Speaker 1: up special that came out to day if you're listening

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Speaker 1: to this on the day that it came out on Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: It is called Live from My Driveway and it is

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Speaker 1: in fact shot in her driveway in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 5: Overlooking it.

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Speaker 1: She has this beautiful view of just La and it's

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Speaker 1: very specific. It's like a very quintessential La intersection that

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Speaker 1: you're looking down on and the dark as you watch

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Speaker 1: the as you watch.

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Speaker 3: I know, I say in the special, it's like you

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Speaker 3: don't see the Hollywood Hills, but do you see a

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Speaker 3: Dominoes and eight different storage which is that is La?

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Speaker 1: And she has throughout the whole thing that you're dealing with,

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Speaker 1: e MT sounds you're dealing.

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Speaker 3: We have a fire station and I like, I don't

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Speaker 3: know anything about production, but I was like, my one,

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Speaker 3: notice just keep rolling, don't ever cut, don't We're gonna

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Speaker 3: pause sound And like the moment I get on stage,

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Speaker 3: you hear one of those like cars, and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: God is smiling down on me to you know, like, yes,

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Speaker 3: we're going to get all the sounds.

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Speaker 1: And her son is watching with her husband through an

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Speaker 1: open window in their house, and there's like shots back

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Speaker 1: to like check in with them.

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Speaker 5: It's really really great.

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Speaker 2: We will post that link on our Instagram, but also

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Speaker 2: we'll post it on the Patreon too because that will

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Speaker 2: just open right up, which is a great feature. I

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Speaker 2: had no idea. So we'll get you going. We'll get

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Speaker 2: some bananas behind you.

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Speaker 1: And saying and your your beautiful son is sitting there

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Speaker 1: listening to you say horrible things.

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Speaker 3: He cannot hear. He cannot hear, he cannot hear the

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Speaker 3: window was closed. It is an awful illusion because I

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Speaker 3: was like, oh, no, people are going to be like,

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Speaker 3: is she telling an abortion joke in front of her toddler?

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Speaker 5: And I was a joke about Yeah, but you said it.

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Speaker 5: You said I wanted him to hear that one, but

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Speaker 5: I don't want to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I was. I was. It's smoking mirrors.

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Speaker 3: He was listening to Cocoa melon the whole time. No,

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Speaker 3: that would actually be worse. That would actually here my

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Speaker 3: stand up before he has to listen to.

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Speaker 1: I would prefer every child in America to watch that

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Speaker 1: you hate I hate. I hate cocon melon too. Chris

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Speaker 1: Garcia was the big cocon melan hater. But I also

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Speaker 1: hate Coco melan. But I really hate Blippy. Blippy has

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Speaker 1: gone away. Nobody gives a shit about Blippy.

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Speaker 3: Clippy is being today. As I was dropping Conrad off,

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Speaker 3: he goes Mama. Sometimes at school we watch Blippy, and

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Speaker 3: it was he was doing it in a confession like fashion.

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Speaker 3: He knew it was bad and he knew he needed

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Speaker 3: and I was like, I go, okay, I need you.

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Speaker 4: To go in there.

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Speaker 3: So thanks for letting me know, but you gotta go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, I hate Blippy.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, it's it's such a great special. Everybody should

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Speaker 1: go and watch it.

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Speaker 5: Watch it, watch.

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Speaker 2: It, please enjoy it. Please do Oh you teased us,

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Speaker 2: You teased us with one.

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Speaker 1: This is from the New York Historical Society in whyhistory

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Speaker 1: dot Org Get you, I such as found the sentence.

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Speaker 2: It's an educationalist Kate Birch of the Ooh, she's so good,

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Speaker 2: best in the biz.

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Speaker 1: Uh, this is you know, this isn't your typical news item,

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Speaker 1: so it's more of like.

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Speaker 2: A history of this.

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Speaker 5: So I'll just I'll read a little bit and then

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Speaker 5: we can talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Radium, a naturally occurring element first isolated by Marie and

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Speaker 1: Pierre Curie in eighteen ninety, fascinated the world with its

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Speaker 1: radioactive and luminescent properties. With no understanding of the ill

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Speaker 1: effects of radiation poisoning, radium became a fashionable trend, medical

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Speaker 1: cure all, and an industrial wonder. Newspapers imagined future cities

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Speaker 1: lit by radium lamps, restaurants serving glow in the dark

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Speaker 1: radium cocktails.

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Speaker 2: And it sounds so fun.

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Speaker 1: Radium fertilizer improving the output of farms, and doctors using

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Speaker 1: radium to cure cancer forever. So in nineteen oh four

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Speaker 1: is when it kind of started, with this dude, ld

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Speaker 1: Gardener's Manhattan based company producing his patented radium health water

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Speaker 1: liquid Sunshine.

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Speaker 2: It's called n I would have had.

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Speaker 3: It, I like, I didn't. I hear radiation and I

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Speaker 3: go I don't think that's good. But if someone's like

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Speaker 3: radium it's the new thing, I'd be like.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it's algae, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean like to think about it, because like

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Speaker 1: there's so many new things coming online that are not

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Speaker 1: FDA approved right now that like we're using, like including me,

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Speaker 1: I'm using them sure, and we're getting them on the

877
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: gray market and stuff like that. I don't I've revealed

878
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: a lot about myself.

879
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 2: Very true uranium. Speaking of why is everything advertised having

880
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 2: protein in it? Like, starting a month ago, it was

881
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 2: just everything coffee as protein.

882
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,720
Speaker 5: It's on like two years. I feel like for the proteins, we're.

883
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 3: In the protein phase right now. It's like that is

884
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 3: our atkins.

885
00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're bad.

886
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: I've already moved off the protein phase. I'm now in

887
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: the fiber phase.

888
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 2: He's a fiber dog.

889
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 3: I thought fiber became before protein because.

890
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 5: Fiber was like the nineties.

891
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: I feel like remember when like people were like, here,

892
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: have an oat brand muffin.

893
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 5: It's the healthiest thing you could eat.

894
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you're like it's nine hundred calories. This

895
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 2: is a I'm starting my day off with nine hundred

896
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 2: calorie muffin.

897
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a cup of.

898
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 4: Breakfast. Now.

899
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, protein as people are sucking, I don't get it.

900
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 3: And I had the I had the protein foam at

901
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 3: the Green Box. Off.

902
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 2: Of course it is a protein phone.

903
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 3: It's thick, of course, it's like it's it's it's thick

904
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 3: and grainy.

905
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 2: And they tried olive oil two years ago. That didn't

906
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 2: remember that. That was so odd.

907
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 5: It was so weird.

908
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 1: And they had that and they were like with special

909
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 1: olive oil, and it's just like, no one's heard of

910
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: this olive oil before. Why do you have the cans

911
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: of it everywhere? It's not like it's a fancy olive

912
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: isn't no name olive.

913
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 2: Oil before a tanker crash, it's like special. Yeah, it's

914
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 2: so hot, you know if.

915
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 3: There's like big protein, Like I don't even know who

916
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 3: is behind.

917
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 2: It exactly, who's anyway, sorry, Kurkit radium and booze behind it.

918
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: So so yeah, So there was health waters called Liquid Sunshine,

919
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 1: and this is this is going on from nineteen oh

920
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: four all the way up until nineteen uh like forty.

921
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, that's so crazy.

922
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: For thirty five years, people were just like because you

923
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,760
Speaker 1: would there was a water jug that you could buy.

924
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 5: This is the thing I saw on Instagram.

925
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 3: Which is also a thing now.

926
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's a lot of And then you would

927
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 5: take a piece of.

928
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: Radium that's shaped like a crystal and put it in

929
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: your water and let it sit for a week and

930
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 1: then just drink.

931
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 5: You supposed to drink five glasses a.

932
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,800
Speaker 1: D which is for those of you who are unaware

933
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: of radium, is it's just nuclear.

934
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 5: It's a nuclear decay. It's radiation poisoning.

935
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: Oh good, So it has uranium in it and it

936
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: has a little bit of plutonium.

937
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 5: I think the actual molecules.

938
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 2: Dear got yeah sound.

939
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 3: Judge ben soul though, because this would be air.

940
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 1: One for sure, Oh it would, and it would be

941
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 1: so expensive to kill yourself.

942
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 2: Also, the average life expectancy in nineteen forty US I

943
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 2: looked it up sixty one years old. So they were

944
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 2: to get in there party. That's a quickie.

945
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 3: Is this how they made the atom bomb? Like it's

946
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 3: really kind of like butting up right to the Manhattan productems.

947
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 5: It is.

948
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: Oh, and here's what's also interesting too, is that because

949
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: radium became so popular, it became incredibly expensive. So all

950
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: of these like quack doctors who are trying to sell

951
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: these radium drinks. Often it had no radium in it

952
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: because it was way too expensive and there's no way

953
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: you could hell, so some of them are just like

954
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: rocks that you would like.

955
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 2: Put in water.

956
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 5: They you didn't have any radium.

957
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 1: But that's the funniest part, where you're like really trying

958
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 1: to poison yourself with radiation and get a fake rock.

959
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 3: We are we are just the fucking pyramid skin yes

960
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 3: country like we are. We are two one hundred and

961
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 3: sixty years of MLM bullshit stacked on top of each other.

962
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 1: Because that's MLM is just like a modern day cult, right,

963
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: and we were like founded by cultists the the.

964
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 3: We're like, we don't like that cult in our colt.

965
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 2: And you're like, yeah, that's right. I think I sleep

966
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 2: well at night because so many of these snake oils

967
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 2: all this stuff, Like everybody is trying to improve their

968
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 2: life or they keep thinking there's got to be more

969
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 2: than this, there has to be more. I've never thought

970
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 2: that once in my entire life. I've never once been

971
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,839
Speaker 2: like there has to more than this. And so when

972
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 2: I watched CALT docs and I watch a ton of them,

973
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 2: and people are like, I was really successful at my job,

974
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 2: but I just knew there had to be more. I'm like,

975
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 2: what have you been on water slides? They're so fun?

976
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 2: Just start there, Start there, Eat some curly fries. Oh delicious.

977
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 2: I sleep well at night knowing there is not more,

978
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 2: and I just don't care. It seems great. This is awesome. Yeah,

979
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 2: you know. Also in the nineteen fifties, shoe stores would

980
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 2: let kids put their feet and shoes and they would

981
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 2: take an X ray of it to show how well

982
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 2: their feet fit in the shoes. Just getting X rayed,

983
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 2: everything left right center now, Like I had a heartcat

984
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 2: scan a few years ago. They were like, I do

985
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 2: a calcium scan, see if you have any blockage. And

986
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 2: then the radiologist was like, have you gotten one of

987
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 2: these before? I was like no. She's like, have you

988
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 2: flown a lot lately? I'm like, I do fly a

989
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 2: pretty good amount. She's like, make sure you don't go

990
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 2: through the thing over your head. You're like, you don't

991
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 2: want so much radiation in a year. And I'm like, oh, okay,

992
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 2: thank you for telling me that.

993
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 5: Did they I went.

994
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 3: In that multiple times pregnant. They were like here and

995
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 3: I'm like.

996
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: Man, did they give you the beta blockers Scottie, No,

997
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: they didn't, So I just went for a calcium heart scan, and.

998
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 2: Welcome to Middle Ages.

999
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 3: The calcium heart scan is the new protein.

1000
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's to show how much blockage is in your heart.

1001
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 2: And also zero percent over here is zero.

1002
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 5: Zero for me?

1003
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 4: You do it?

1004
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 5: Why they have just something old men do.

1005
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the.

1006
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 2: Oh the confidence I have now, Megan.

1007
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 3: Zero percent blocking. Yeah, like, let's get you a billboard.

1008
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 3: Both of you like bananas, bananas, zero percent block.

1009
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 1: Clean hearted boys raising, but they give you a beta

1010
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: blocker that they inject directly into your bloodstream now now,

1011
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 1: or at least the one I went to and now

1012
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: just to like make sure you're relaxed for whatever the

1013
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 1: heart scan is, because your heart has to.

1014
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 5: Stay in the same place. It was awesome. It was delightful.

1015
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: It was and also to watch it like hit like

1016
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: see them go bink and then just go, oh, I'm

1017
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: feeling nice.

1018
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:32,240
Speaker 3: Damn like the baby and look who's talking? Yeah, child

1019
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 3: in childbirth, they give you fentanyl.

1020
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 2: Oh oh yes, well, how was it? Did you enjoy

1021
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 2: your your experience?

1022
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 3: My mother, My mother was a Labor and Delivery nurse

1023
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 3: LL and D sorry and they I was like, Mom,

1024
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 3: they give fentanyl in California. She doesn't make they do

1025
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 3: not give you fentanyl. And so the like the doctor

1026
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,399
Speaker 3: came in and she was like, so we can't get

1027
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 3: the antithesiologist in here for the epidural for like an

1028
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 3: hour because he's the NSC section. Would you want Benton

1029
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 3: Al to like bridge you to the And I go,

1030
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 3: I told you, mom, And I was like, don't. Not

1031
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 3: so fucking excited.

1032
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 2: Indiana, it's just like the choice.

1033
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 3: So I got it in California and then they get

1034
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 3: it in Indiana now too, and it's like so it's

1035
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 3: like the smallest dose, it's extremely controlled. I could feel

1036
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 3: it hit and I was like, I get it. And

1037
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 3: then fifteen minutes later gone like it was like and

1038
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 3: they and they won't give it to you again, and

1039
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 3: so they're actually just kind of like blue balling you.

1040
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 3: You know, like that's fun, Oh yeah, I want to

1041
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 3: do this, and then you're like, no, I want it back,

1042
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 3: but it's really oh yeah, I was. It's like crazy.

1043
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, I've done it twice, survived.

1044
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 2: You're and you're not addicted a survivor that.

1045
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 3: Would tell about it. I'll put my head in a microwave,

1046
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 3: you know, like's it.

1047
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 2: Bad for you?

1048
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 3: Right?

1049
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 2: Right?

1050
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,240
Speaker 3: People always like, don't cook at a microwave. I'm like, whatever,

1051
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:53,760
Speaker 3: who cares.

1052
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,720
Speaker 2: Oh, we've proven that's fine. We've proven that fine.

1053
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much for being on. This has

1054
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: been a delight, Megan. I've missed you so much.

1055
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 2: I'm plug away a little bit. Where can they find you?

1056
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you can find me at better Megan

1057
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 3: Gaily on Instagram. I also have a sub stack where

1058
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 3: I write a lot about comedy, motherhood, grief, Bravo, you know,

1059
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 3: all the essentials, all the hierarchy of needs. And then yeah,

1060
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 3: love for people to watch the special. It's for free.

1061
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 3: If you have something nice to say, I'd love to

1062
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 3: hear it. If you have something not nice to say,

1063
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 3: keep it to your fucking yeah.

1064
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 2: Grow up, don't be a Dingis. Except on April six

1065
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 2: six thanks every exactly right, Thanks to Kurti b Thanks

1066
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 2: to Megan Gaily, Thanks to our wonderful producer and engineer

1067
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 2: Kay Levin, and the benevolent overlords. This has been strange

1068
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 2: news and storytelling. Bananas. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1069
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 5: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1070
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 2: Actually, Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

1071
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

1072
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

1073
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 2: Georgia Hart Start.

1074
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot,

1075
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 1: part time employee.

1076
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 2: You can listen to Bananas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

1077
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 2: or wherever you get your podcasts, and please feel free

1078
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 2: to rate and review as many times as you can.

1079
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 2: We love those five stars.