Speaker 1: Second d of Date It's the hot New network special
Speaker 1: when Netflix and Chill goes wrong. Else. I thought there
Speaker 1: weren't enough whip sounds in this mystery music, so madden
Speaker 1: in a few more, because everybody knows a good mystery
Speaker 1: needs a devilishly handsome detective cracking the whip like an actual,
Speaker 1: a real whip. It's the whip. Okay. One of our listeners, Jessica,
Speaker 1: is looking to get to the bottom of what happened
Speaker 1: on her date night, The Mystery of the Man with
Speaker 1: No Plan. I jump every time I hear that fear
Speaker 1: the whip brook. I say that because they didn't have
Speaker 1: a plan for their date. Apparently they just went to
Speaker 1: her place anyway. Pretty elaborate opening, Jessica, Welcome to the show. Hi,
Speaker 1: I just hung out with this guy now, don't you worry, Jessica,
Speaker 1: I got my whip ready, so weird to tell us
Speaker 1: about the guy? You want us to crack it on?
Speaker 1: What's his name? His name is Kenny Cover. We're we
Speaker 1: met on Tinder. Okay, Okay. I have a question, No
Speaker 1: whips allowed? Is pure? Is it Kenny or Kenny Kenny
Speaker 1: like Kenny d Okay? Okay, okay, Okay, So okay, Kenny,
Speaker 1: he's on Tinder? What do you like about him? Honestly,
Speaker 1: he seemed like a really cool guy. And I guess
Speaker 1: I'm kind of old school, like we miss this for
Speaker 1: a few weeks before we actually hooked up, so that's right,
Speaker 1: so we kind of, you know, talk to each other
Speaker 1: like here in the area. Honestly, I just gotta like
Speaker 1: a long term relationship. So I wasn't really looking for
Speaker 1: anything to fear, and he seemed like very friendly and
Speaker 1: not my usual behind the day. I'm hearing safe. He
Speaker 1: seems safe. After after getting out of a bad relationship,
Speaker 1: every girl wants to bounce back with someone that isn't
Speaker 1: going to hurt them, Like why why didn't you guys
Speaker 1: make a plan? Well, it was kind of like spur
Speaker 1: of the moment. I just ran into my ex random
Speaker 1: and like he's already moved on, you know how to
Speaker 1: So I was just like in a state and he
Speaker 1: he misses me on Tinder and I was just like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to come over? So that was a booty call.
Speaker 1: Normally I'm not that aggressive, but that day, I mean,
Speaker 1: there's no plan on your side, But I don't know
Speaker 1: from Kenny's side. If a girl asks you to come over.
Speaker 1: It was it late, like I feel like he had
Speaker 1: a plan. He came over around like seats, okay, so
Speaker 1: how did it go? I mean I didn't really like
Speaker 1: to say no plan, so I kind of just threw
Speaker 1: some Morella steaks in the oven. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: do you want to watch a movie? It's like cool, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: this seems natural. So yeah, what what do you put
Speaker 1: on on a first date when you're watching a movie
Speaker 1: with mozzarella sticks? I didn't know, So I don't know book,
Speaker 1: oh wow, full romantic? Yeah, superhero or comedy I know,
Speaker 1: but it was it was like last minutes for the moment,
Speaker 1: and then it popped up on my you know when
Speaker 1: you first go into Netflix, like yeah, you're probably not
Speaker 1: gonna watch it anyways, So well, I'm kind of hoping
Speaker 1: be kind. I mean, it's like one of my faces.
Speaker 1: So did he enjoy the movie? He seemed like he
Speaker 1: was into it. But then I got up to go
Speaker 1: get us some more drinks and check on the Monzarella
Speaker 1: six And when I came back, he kind of like
Speaker 1: jumped up and like it's like, hey, where's your bathroom? Hey,
Speaker 1: that's weird. I mean the jump up part is like
Speaker 1: it's an emergency. And then I can kind of hear
Speaker 1: him in the bathroom kind of grunting and like what not,
Speaker 1: like a number two type situations, but like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like maybe he was gagging or something. I don't know,
Speaker 1: too excited by the No, like he got sick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like more like he was trying to throw up or
Speaker 1: something like that. Oh no, it sounds too when I'm
Speaker 1: having fun in myself. It's a natural reaction to seeing
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling suck face with somebody, but suck Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1: Say did he leave after that? Yeah, Like he came
Speaker 1: out of the bathroom so quick, and I had like
Speaker 1: made us some more drinks. I had a little watch
Speaker 1: another six set up one like a really cute saying thing,
Speaker 1: I sound like one of the problems. So good. Were
Speaker 1: you able to get the date back on track after
Speaker 1: that or what happened? No, Like he rushed to the
Speaker 1: door and he's like, oh I feel seeking. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: if you're hungry with the food dritty now now it's
Speaker 1: getting forceful. That sounds like the worst thing to eat. Well.
Speaker 1: I even offered like I can make you another drink.
Speaker 1: I do have some did ginger and that's good nixting out.
Speaker 1: He just walked out the door. Okay, Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: nothing you did on the date. Like he just got sick.
Speaker 1: That bad timing, right, but like by now I would
Speaker 1: sick a call to say hey, I'm sorry, you know
Speaker 1: I hate something bad earlier. I mean, he hasn't even
Speaker 1: said hey, I'm okay, or thanks for you know, being
Speaker 1: patient with me, or anything to you. No, I haven't
Speaker 1: heard him at all. Plus he doesn't know how the
Speaker 1: notebook ended, which is you have to see the ending
Speaker 1: of that that it does its directors cut. Sorry about that, Jessica.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna put my whip away. We're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, are you well, I'm just gonna be with
Speaker 1: an arms reach. We're gonna come back. We'll call Kenny
Speaker 1: for you, and we'll try to crack the whip of
Speaker 1: justice right over and figure out why he isn't calling
Speaker 1: you after your date. I'm ready to hear all. We'll
Speaker 1: do it right after this. Hold on, guys, why didn't
Speaker 1: we bring this up in the first part. We're horrible detectives.
Speaker 1: Clearly on a first date at home Mozzarella Sticks guy.
Speaker 1: Halfway through the movie the notebook tummy gets upset and
Speaker 1: none of you say lactose intolerance, that chetick. This gum
Speaker 1: shoe just cracked the case. Crack my whip right on it, mystery, Saul. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the thing is it still doesn't explain why Kenny isn't
Speaker 1: calling her back. Some things may never be solved, but
Speaker 1: I'm just going to pass it over to Brooke Watson,
Speaker 1: the sidekick to my Sure, what do you think? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just think that maybe was there anything
Speaker 1: else in your I don't know, maybe the notebook was
Speaker 1: just a turn off for him, Like maybe he thought no.
Speaker 1: I just think that maybe he thought going in that
Speaker 1: this was gonna be like, you know, a Netflix and
Speaker 1: Chill situation, and you put the notebook on and it
Speaker 1: like throws a whole wrench into the whole Thing's almost
Speaker 1: like I'm wasting my time here. Yeah, what do you think, Jessica,
Speaker 1: I don't know, do you think that? I mean, this
Speaker 1: is the notebook to me? Screams I want a relationship.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, as to seeing him, I do really
Speaker 1: really like him. That's why I'm so like Okay, so
Speaker 1: I'm accurate kind of Ye. If you met us in talent,
Speaker 1: I'm cool with it. You can make chicken fingers instead.
Speaker 1: Was it the movie? Was it the food? We're gonna
Speaker 1: find out the answers when we call him right now.
Speaker 1: Are you ready to do this, Jessica? Yes, he's excited, nervous.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm a Dallas number. Right now, let's do it. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Kenny? Hi? Yes? Who's this? Hi? Kenny? Names
Speaker 1: Jeff with gum Shoes Incorporated. We got a bit of
Speaker 1: a mystery on our hands here. That's what these detectives do.
Speaker 1: What Hi, Kenny? It sounds like there's a bunch of you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of gum shoes in the room. That's right.
Speaker 1: That we're all detectives here. And the reason why we're
Speaker 1: calling is because you went out on a day with
Speaker 1: a woman the other night. Her name is Jessica. Uh,
Speaker 1: she's she's not missing or anything? Is she no? No? No?
Speaker 1: Why would you jump to Kenny very suspect that you
Speaker 1: just went to Oh is she gone weird? The last
Speaker 1: time that I saw her was eleven o seven exactly
Speaker 1: to Jessica, she's fine. We're a morning radio show. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you want to make the it's not fun. Yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 1: So you remember her? Yeah, yes, you remember going to
Speaker 1: her place and watching The Notebook together and eating mozzarella sticks. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: all that are those weird details to share with you.
Speaker 1: Why do you laugh? Uh? Just very specific. You know
Speaker 1: a lot about you know a lot about my night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're pretty good at our jobs. Told us that's right,
Speaker 1: because we asked her. That's how these works. So let
Speaker 1: me just laid out for you here, Kenny. After your date,
Speaker 1: she's confused why you haven't been calling her back. She
Speaker 1: knows that you got sick in the middle of it,
Speaker 1: and she feels really bad about it, but she's she
Speaker 1: doesn't understand why after what was a pretty decent night,
Speaker 1: now you've completely ghosted. Um. I don't know, I guess
Speaker 1: I just I thought The Notebook was kind of it
Speaker 1: was a weird movie for a first day that kind
Speaker 1: of threw off the vibe. I told you the movie.
Speaker 1: You didn't like the movie? Yeah, I mean it was
Speaker 1: just like just just like a couple arguing for like
Speaker 1: two hours. Wait, I was like, where's the romance? Like,
Speaker 1: you know, reminded me of like my last relationship, except
Speaker 1: none of the love and just like all of the arguing.
Speaker 1: You know, Oh you're saying. Wait, you're saying you didn't
Speaker 1: like the Notebook, not because it was like too romantic,
Speaker 1: that it was just too depressing, because they just fought
Speaker 1: the whole time. Yeah. I was like, this is what
Speaker 1: you want, you know, this is the relationship you want
Speaker 1: to forget each Other's got to say. I feel that
Speaker 1: because one time I went on a date and I
Speaker 1: watched The Breakup. Do you remember that Jennifer Aniston movie? Yeah,
Speaker 1: with a lot of va Yeah, with Vince Vaughn, And
Speaker 1: I came out of it and I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't really want to be in a relationship right now.
Speaker 1: So bad? Are you saying that the movie was so
Speaker 1: bad it made you physically ill? Or did you fake
Speaker 1: getting sick to get out of the day. No, No,
Speaker 1: I really did get sicked. Oh Okay, why Ryan Gossling's
Speaker 1: performance was that disgusting? Well, she had this fish tank
Speaker 1: in the living room and she wants to go get
Speaker 1: some more monster sticks. It was really good. Bout of it, man.
Speaker 1: You know, while she was in the kitchen, I took
Speaker 1: my empty glass, and I dipped in the fish tank
Speaker 1: and I tried a glass of scummy fish tank water. What? Why?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Why didn't you just say, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling it. I'm gonna go. Oh you were
Speaker 1: trying to make yourself sick. Well, I guess I thought
Speaker 1: that was better than being like, hey, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go because I don't I don't want to be here anymore. Hey,
Speaker 1: could we watch another movie? I mean that solution. But now,
Speaker 1: I mean, look what you've gotten yourself into now, Kenny,
Speaker 1: because not only have you told us, but you've kind
Speaker 1: of also told Jessica that you faked it because she's
Speaker 1: been on the other line listening. Wait what Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: been listening and she wants to talk to you. Jessica.
Speaker 1: You there, Oh my dad, dude. Yeah, I really don't
Speaker 1: even remember the last one. I think that fist tink out. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he genuinely was sick, then probably I'm gonna I
Speaker 1: told you I really was sick. Believe who would have
Speaker 1: thought drinking fish water could make you sick? So you
Speaker 1: drank lafist tank water. Now you don't want to talk
Speaker 1: to me anymore. I think. Yeah. I mean, like, you know,
Speaker 1: I really I really was sick for like actually a
Speaker 1: few days after, and I was like, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know if these are the kind of
Speaker 1: movie she likes. And yeah, I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: the kind of relationship I'm looking for. You. Wow, you're
Speaker 1: basing this all on one movie choice. Oh my god, Jessica,
Speaker 1: how does that make you feel? That he hates the
Speaker 1: Notebook without even seeing the whole thing. I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like if if I thought he was my Noah, I
Speaker 1: don't think it anymore. Like it was like one of
Speaker 1: the greatest movies ever. But let's slow down. Let's slow down,
Speaker 1: Jessica popular. I didn't really enjoy it either, But I
Speaker 1: don't think that that's a reason not to call somebody back,
Speaker 1: like you liked everything else about Jessica, right right. I
Speaker 1: mean it's not just you know, it's not just like
Speaker 1: the one movie. It's just if you like movies like that,
Speaker 1: then you probably like a bunch of them. And I
Speaker 1: just I just really don't like movies like that, romantic movies.
Speaker 1: So don't make watching movies part of your relationship. I
Speaker 1: think that's just don't spend any time or do anything
Speaker 1: together my husband and I. He has he has terrible
Speaker 1: taste in movies. His favorite movie is Patch Adams. It's
Speaker 1: all watch over and over. It's a movie that goes
Speaker 1: on about three hours too long. I can tell you that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't that sound like a loving, happy relationship.
Speaker 1: Don't you want to be in a relationship just like that? This? Like,
Speaker 1: why is movie selection so important to you? You know,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed watching movies, talking about movies something things that
Speaker 1: I like to do and things are bond over, you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: so what movies do you like? Maybe maybe Jessica will
Speaker 1: like some of your favorite movies. I like a Fast
Speaker 1: Furious series. And oh, I thought you were gonna go
Speaker 1: with like highbrow indie Flix or something that is not
Speaker 1: whe Jack asked the sequel, Like movies, you guys are
Speaker 1: crazy because I actually hate action movies. Oh, Jessica, you
Speaker 1: don't like them? No, Like that's the sing This is
Speaker 1: probably one of the last movies out every But would
Speaker 1: you date someone who liked them even though you didn't?
Speaker 1: I would? And I really like Kenny. You mean, I
Speaker 1: feel like we may not agree on the movie choices,
Speaker 1: but I thought other areas about me, You like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't have to watch movies together with
Speaker 1: there's other things that we can do with a couple.
Speaker 1: I mean, think of the mozzarella sticks, Kenny. They were good, right,
Speaker 1: that's true, they were really good. Okay, so that's something
Speaker 1: you guys can hold on. Maybe our thing could be eating,
Speaker 1: trying different foods or something. Oh, that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, think about it, Kenny. I mean, the two
Speaker 1: of you can go out on one more date, and
Speaker 1: you two can lady in the tramp right on a
Speaker 1: mozzarella st What do you say, go out with Jessica
Speaker 1: one more time and pick up the bill? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It really kind of bothers me that
Speaker 1: she's not a Vin Diesel fan, but I can probably
Speaker 1: overlook it and give her a second chance. Okay, yet,
Speaker 1: up on the Vin Diesel thing, I don't think even
Speaker 1: Vin Diesel. So that's a yes from you, Kenny. Yep,
Speaker 1: that's the yes. Okay, Jessica, are you still up for this? Yes? Definitely.
Speaker 1: Congratulations you guys, looks like we got a second date.
Speaker 1: You guys can meet up, throw some mozzarella sticks in
Speaker 1: the oven. Put An action movie on the TV and
Speaker 1: put a lock on the aquarium. Okay, Jessica, I'm going
Speaker 1: to clean it now and then okay, that's that's clean it,
Speaker 1: so Kenny can actually drink some clean water when you
Speaker 1: change the filter, I'm not drinking anymore of that stuff.
Speaker 1: That was a bad idea. You just eat the captainet
Speaker 1: next time. I got you broking Jeffrey in the morning.