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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Welcome to This Cover.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin That Kevin Well. For example, if

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Speaker 1: not for our weekly recordings being on the same day,

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Speaker 1: I would not know that it's what's your point? But

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Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meet our alchemys. Shallow you no particularly

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Speaker 1: to say, he little Chris Alvarad Chris was the horrible

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Speaker 1: menu for Vegas night? Miko's fault or Henna's Miko's fault? Really? Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: Well okay, she didn't help. She didn't help. She told

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Speaker 1: him to make nachos. Isn't Aikiko? Kiko? Never mind? Funk

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Speaker 1: the question? That was great, good work. I have nothing

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Speaker 1: more to say. Yeah, Miko is uh the uh stuffed

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Speaker 1: animal I had sex with as a kid. Saying hello

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Speaker 1: to Craig house Kick, what's the third thing you do

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Speaker 1: miss about living in Los Angeles? Um, Miko, you gotta

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Speaker 1: tell the people what just happened. Yeah, I gotta spit.

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Speaker 1: Take accomplishment, almost coffee out of my nose. Please. Welcome back.

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Speaker 1: Patrick Rowler, Mighty row favorite TV show growing up and

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Speaker 1: one oh my favorite TV show grown up was Pee

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Speaker 1: Wee's Playhouse because it had a cowboy Curtis, which was

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Speaker 1: a very young Lawrence fish purn uh, and it was

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Speaker 1: a cowboy with a Jerry curl. That's all it took. Perfect. Hey,

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Speaker 1: there's Caroline Cotter. Caroline. Are cats superior to all of

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Speaker 1: their pets because they're the only species other than humans

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Speaker 1: who attempt to dispose of their pooh? Um, well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: if that's how we're rating superiority, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: mean I don't think so. I don't think so. Do

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Speaker 1: you find it well not to bring this up? I

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Speaker 1: feel like I bring this up all the time. But

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Speaker 1: I am fostering a bunny now, and he disposes of

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Speaker 1: his own ship by eating it. So's Joey. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: just like Joey. That's why I named my bunny Joey. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It is strange to me that it's an instinct in

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Speaker 1: cats to bury the born with this, And I guess

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Speaker 1: it was about self preservation in terms of being pray right, anybody, somebody? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why humans do it. That's why

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Speaker 1: humans eat their own ship yep. And last but fall

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Speaker 1: down a well and refuse to call for help. If

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Speaker 1: you think at least it's Joey greer, sugar less come

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Speaker 1: best advice you can offer anyone wanting to join the

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Speaker 1: excit aiding world of acting in porn. Most of them.

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Speaker 1: We were just talking about this before, but stretch. Being

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Speaker 1: limber is so important. You don't know what you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be asked of day of, and I can speak on experience,

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Speaker 1: and you think, oh, I'm just gonna be I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: they're gonna lie me down and they're gonna pour honey

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Speaker 1: over my feet, and you know then I'm gonna, you know,

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Speaker 1: whatever the hell's gonna happen. But actually, what's being asked

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Speaker 1: my ears and dislocate my elbow in order to mimic

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Speaker 1: some kind of spider scorpion things. Let it. I finally

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Speaker 1: caught on. He's been doing that bit for six fucking shows,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just letting him go. I know we're we're

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Speaker 1: all waiting for you, Kevin, Thank you for your patients. Uh.

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Speaker 1: This first one up here is a note from a

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Speaker 1: patron v I p not a scene suggestion, but a

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Speaker 1: call to action. Kevin and Gang, you're already You've already

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Speaker 1: done six of my scenes suggest and so I won't

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Speaker 1: hog another, but I do have a call to action.

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Speaker 1: Will someone please make an alchemy this wiki page that

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Speaker 1: includes a section analyzing each scene suggestion and where that

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Speaker 1: scene eventually went. Yeah, no, I don't see that happening. Crazy. Yes, uh,

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Speaker 1: He goes on to say, the crazy directions you take things.

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Speaker 1: It takes things in so many great areas. For example,

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Speaker 1: my last scene suggestion of a seance in late eighteen

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Speaker 1: Hunters resulted in the founding of the Bennigan's restaurant. Change.

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Speaker 1: resulted in a tragic ask accident at a cheesecake factory. Okay,

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Speaker 1: not all your scenes, including Chade restaurants, but those are

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Speaker 1: an avid listener with time on their hands could take

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Speaker 1: this up. Love you all. Each alchemist is highly skilled,

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Speaker 1: has their own talent. But it wasn't until I started

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Speaker 1: watching the Patron videos that I noticed how great Chris

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Speaker 1: Avlarado is at realizing when I Seen is slowing down,

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Speaker 1: hitting the gas signal. Yeah, yep, you can. You can

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Speaker 1: die noweez, and now on with our show before Chris.

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Speaker 1: Almost all of our Seen suggestions are gathered from our

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Speaker 1: listener emails. If you'd like to submit yours, please write

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Speaker 1: That's your name here, do com. Seen one comes from James,

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Speaker 1: who wrote, I saw this news headline and thought you

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Speaker 1: might use it. Diego, the artists who saved his entire

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Speaker 1: species finally retires to an uninhabited island. Diego, libidinous giant

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Speaker 1: tortoise credited with saving his species, has has retired to

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Speaker 1: this island off Ecuador after decades of service in a

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Speaker 1: of his species on his island. Thanks James, not the heat.

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Speaker 1: Would you like another water with the leaf inside? Sir? Uh? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that sounds nice. It's just it's on us. It's on us.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. It's it's a little hard to relax, you know.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt. Are you Diego? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I am wow, I mean crazy running into you at

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Speaker 1: a ruby Tuesdays. First of all, I can I get

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Speaker 1: of hours. Okay, good, good, Yeah, that sounds good. Who

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Speaker 1: should I? Who shouldn't make it out to math? Math?

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Speaker 1: As I'm as I'm signing this, let me ask you

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Speaker 1: a question. Have you been seizing every day? I know

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Speaker 1: that that's your that's your catchphrase, carpe dium, right, that's right,

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Speaker 1: gathering you rosebuds while you may yeah, well, more of

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Speaker 1: a dead poet society fan. But hey, I love the movie.

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Speaker 1: I just it's just important to me. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you know, but I sacrificed a lot, and if

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Speaker 1: you know, you weren't taking advantage of the time you had,

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Speaker 1: it would be a disappointment. So so far, you just

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Speaker 1: have the solid down line in the d What do

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Speaker 1: you mean we're out of leaves? That? It's just I

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Speaker 1: need a fucking leaf. I need to put a water

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Speaker 1: leaving there. Well, you should have looked at the board.

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Speaker 1: It says eight six leaves. So if you don't pay

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Speaker 1: attention to what we have in stock here at this restaurant,

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Speaker 1: then you're gonna get a big fat egg on your

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Speaker 1: face in front of all our customers. Are you all right?

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Speaker 1: I'm not okay, I'm not okay. I just gotta call

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Speaker 1: this morning. My whole family moved about telling me my

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Speaker 1: I woke up this morning. There's a note on the counter.

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Speaker 1: They're gone. Why are you at work? Because I don't

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Speaker 1: we find them because you don't want to be found. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a part of the note said, stop trying to

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Speaker 1: fix my fucking problems. Okay, you came in here at

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Speaker 1: the problem. There's no leaves left, so you have to

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Speaker 1: our customer that what what's up? So are you are?

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Speaker 1: Are you still going to be a gallopagus turtle when

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Speaker 1: or tortoise? I'm sorry, tortoise. You're a tortoise. Okay, tortoise tortoise. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that should wrap it. Well, that's just the eye

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Speaker 1: and the that's the dot in the eye. Look that's

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Speaker 1: all I've got today for you. But uh, it's just

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Speaker 1: I don't mean to interrupt. I was just over there

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Speaker 1: my meal and I are you diego? I am the diego. Um.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to do this, but um, I

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Speaker 1: think you're my father. Oh wow, Wow, it actually isn't

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Speaker 1: that exciting. Chances are I am? Chances are, sir? Are

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Speaker 1: you recording this? Yeah? Is that cool? I mean where

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Speaker 1: were you from my graduation? Oh? Look, I never got

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Speaker 1: the talk. I still don't know what I'm doing. And

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Speaker 1: there's so you have a lot of siblings that you

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Speaker 1: Morph had it? Thank you? I'm mad of here. I

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Speaker 1: that that's going to continue in a major way. Wow,

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Speaker 1: he really is. He really is starting to leave. So,

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Speaker 1: I mean, hey, Rudy, h it's Jonathan, just leaving a

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Speaker 1: message for you. UM, calling in that favor. It looks

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna need your expertise. You're the best private

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Speaker 1: investigators I've ever known, and your tours with the Navy

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Speaker 1: planes and what else have you done? Um expert scupid diver.

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Speaker 1: I guess that's part of the Seals stuff. That's not that.

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Speaker 1: You're just one of the best guys I know. And

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Speaker 1: you're going to fund and stuff and I'm gonna need

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Speaker 1: your help again calling him that favorite Rudy. Hey, can

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Speaker 1: you get out of the walk in? Uh trying to restaurant? Yes? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: okay ready, called me back on this number. Okay, Uh,

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Speaker 1: Where are the leaves are? You have to leaves? Where

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Speaker 1: Can I do that? Of course? Just walk on up.

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Speaker 1: He's very personable. I just can't walk up to something

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Speaker 1: like that. I'm sure you can watch. Pardon me, Diego, Yes,

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Speaker 1: sorry to trouble you. Is there anything else? How's your meal? Great? Great?

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Speaker 1: for twenty minutes. Can I get you anything else before

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Speaker 1: you leave? Can you get this guy away from me?

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Speaker 1: He's following me. He narrates my every move me. Listen

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Speaker 1: to your bastard son. Everybody, listen up. I'm not just

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Speaker 1: leaving this establishment. I'm leaving this entire island. Okay, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, trash. I saved up a little dough and

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Speaker 1: and what's going on? We prepared a song for you

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Speaker 1: practice a flash mark dance and we practice a song

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Speaker 1: for you. Well, let's because I'm at me, leg This

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Speaker 1: is part of it. This is part of it. Diego,

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Speaker 1: everybody else. It's time for diego. No, I'm not getting

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Speaker 1: done helping everybody. It's diego. Shut up. They'll call me daddy, like,

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Speaker 1: go of me, go of me. You brought so much

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Speaker 1: Hello the fun man. Okay, tortoises, welcome to the father

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Speaker 1: all Night Rager Salami planters. Okay, sure, Um, that's want

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Speaker 1: let's go get a little wider Okay, let's go. So

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00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: what do we do? Why is he making this like

414
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: a dark Knight Rises situation? No, do you have to

415
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: fight this out? Oh god, I have poor violence and

416
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of that. So I guess that makes me

417
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 1: kind of closer to that man. Yeah, looks like you're

418
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: kind of backstory like, well, I lost my parents and Ali.

419
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no way, Well, it looks like another

420
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: fomo weekend for Doug. Just sitting home watching reruns of

421
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: Wake Up with Wednesday. Do Do Do Do? Do? Do Do? Do?

422
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: Do Do do do? This is the experiment, Doug. You

423
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: don't know me, but I'm here to give you an

424
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: invitation to a part. Are you here? Was like a

425
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: voice synthesizer. Yes, it's actually an app. It's pretty easy

426
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: to download on your phone. Really, what's the name of

427
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: the app? Sn It's by the makers of I don't know,

428
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: listen of Couber and a Cooper and the app Cooper

429
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: anyway that there's a party one to four lamorader Lane

430
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: seven one to four laborader Lane. Okay, lambaradder Lambarado spelled

431
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: the traditional way I've left. Yeah, I mentioned any way there.

432
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: I was just fiction up my bike. Who the hell

433
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: are you, buddy? The hell are you doing here? I

434
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: gotta invite to this party. Are you got a invite

435
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: to this party here? Huh? One to four Lamorader Lane.

436
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, let me tell you something. This is

437
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: only for people who are pad stan pat You patched in, brother, Yeah,

438
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: you understand what that means. Uh? It means you're doing

439
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: a remote voiceover gig. Only. People here were passed in

440
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: via ether net into the Worldwide Web. You get you're

441
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: all currently running separate sessions. Yes, you have to. Really, hey,

442
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: you have to have to have a really good at

443
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: home recording studio. You need a microphone, you need he phones,

444
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: you need a bit of a sound sucker, all of that. Brother,

445
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: what's wrong with the mic that comes with my laptop?

446
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: Somebody out of this guy before I get piste corn

447
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: in the turret? Are you look at seven o'clock? Promptly?

448
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: And I was told the party began at seven o'clock.

449
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm here for the party parties here, brother, but we're

450
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: not gonna have somebody doing their local recording on a

451
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: jankass microphone. This is primo professional work here. Bub feels

452
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: like I got by that guy with the scent. Are

453
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: you talking about? Someone called? Somebody called me disguising their

454
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: voice telling me to go to this party. Did anybody

455
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: else hear that? Damon? Okay, cool, so we all and

456
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: we're all on the same page with that brother. Who's

457
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: the new guy? Shit, the most famous voice recorder of

458
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: all time? Give me Cliff, Oh Cliff, my bad patched

459
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: in from the hallway. Who's the new guy? My name

460
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: is Douglas. Doug. You're not from around here. I didn't

461
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: give you a permission to call me Doug. I like

462
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: where you shoot from, Douglas. I'm from from uptown. Oh uptown?

463
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: I see, I don't. I don't remember you in the

464
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: voice over? BI is before? What else have you done? Well,

465
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: I've done several complaints at various restaurants. I've sold a

466
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: ship ton of Ultima's. You're the Ultimate gain. Oh yeah,

467
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: you know me by reputation, Captain Ultimate? Is that you?

468
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: Uh sure? Well, damn, I'd like to buy an Ultimately

469
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: sell me one well Iman's voice over Okay, look it up, Douglas. Well,

470
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: it's just the most affordable car. I mean, this is

471
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: this is my voiceover voice. This is who I am. Okay,

472
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna put on some kind

473
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: of phony voice because you want me to. All right,

474
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be who I am. Listen that Captain Ultima.

475
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: We all put on voices. I mean that's what we do, right,

476
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: I mean that demon thing. I just made that up

477
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: one day in order to sell uh hummus. So we

478
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: all have to do what we have to do. So

479
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: if you want to sell more ultimates, let's try a

480
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: couple of voices. Give me like an old time attorney

481
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: from the south. Uh, your honor perfect object. That's hey,

482
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: I'm the DJ. I'm setting up for the party, the

483
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: one with the dicks all over the flier. Oh great, yes,

484
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, Oh my god, thank you. Where

485
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: where is everyone? Uh? They're coming? Uh, they should be coming.

486
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: But so you'll see. Yeah, I'm running a little late, obviously.

487
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Man, It was just no, it's fine,

488
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: it's fine. Sorry everyone late of artists crazy? What's up?

489
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: What Lamorada boulevartist nuts? Oh yeah, if you haven't always

490
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: liked something going on over there, but you'll see. I

491
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: dug a hole in the center of the living room.

492
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have you dropped into their ship. Do

493
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: you own this place? I'm renting, so down there, and

494
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: I got wires going all the way up here, and

495
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: you'll see I screwed in some speakers all in the

496
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: four corners of this room. So I don't really want

497
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: this to just be like a room that just being

498
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: like showered and sound. I don't want you to take

499
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: a break, okay, So I want this to continually go in.

500
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: I'll have food and water snake down to you, so

501
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: that's not gonna be a problem. And there is a

502
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: bathroom down there. I've caused a hole in the side

503
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: of the wall right down there. You'll see that. You

504
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: can stick your peep in and peep in there. And

505
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 1: then there's another hole right over here where you can

506
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: just drop of you if you need to do number two.

507
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,800
Speaker 1: So no problems there. Wow, this is honestly, this is insane.

508
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: This is great, this is cool. Yeah right, well, I

509
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: just thought, like, you know, let's have a party. Let's

510
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: have a party. Um so, um so when you what,

511
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: what's what's the capacity? What are you expecting? What are

512
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: the numbers? Oh, my gosh, the numbers right now? What

513
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: I'm expecting maybe two or three thousand people. But what

514
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: what's probably gonna happen is maybe double that, if I

515
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: can be honest. So that's happened. I just word of

516
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: mouth and stuff exactly. So I will be putting an

517
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: iron grate right on top of the edge right here.

518
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: You can see. I have it against the wall here

519
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: so people can dance on top. Right. I don't want

520
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: this to be the whole thing to be covered. It's

521
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: four am, same situation. No one has shown up. You.

522
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: Is that your uncle who's he normally comments, I'm speaking

523
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 1: of a tone. You know that. I meet up with

524
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: him every morning. I accidentally dropped the flyer he came,

525
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: and now he's shaming me the whole night, every hour

526
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: on the hour, he telling me he's not he's not wrong.

527
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: I think, Um, I mean, I've been playing NonStop. You've

528
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: been telling me to play NonStop. So yeah, you've been

529
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: doing your job. But it's not all right yet. Hold on, hello, Hi,

530
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: it's drug You fucked hard. I'm at a party with

531
00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: a bunch of patch dead voiceover artists and where now

532
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: I had a career. This is the best party. I

533
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: already conflicts for luxury automobiles and sports strengths. Okay, cool,

534
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: cool man. So I hope, I hope your party's going

535
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: fine without me. I hope you're having fomo for a change.

536
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:23,439
Speaker 1: Nobody's here. Ha ha ha ha. No one showed up. Yeah,

537
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: because you have pickles all over your flyer and that

538
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 1: scene too. Pickles. Scene three today comes to us from

539
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: quote unquote a listener who writes, dear Alchemist, I right

540
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: to tell you the same as every other fan out

541
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 1: there I've been following. Wait, Kevin Pollock is reading this

542
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,919
Speaker 1: on air. I will make him say whatever I want.

543
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: You are my puppet now wa ha ha ha ha i.

544
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,439
Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock declared today to be the day in which

545
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 1: tomorrow will be as yesterday was a day when m

546
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: teeny awesome red mustache eclipse his fluffy red face. But

547
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meet the suggestion of unknown listeners. So

548
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: this listener's email was really all over the place. He

549
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: gave me three suggestions, but I'll stick to one of them.

550
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: And if you're asking yourself whether I'm reading this email

551
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: aloud or just making something up, I'm glad to tell

552
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: you that I leave that to your imagination. So the

553
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,240
Speaker 1: suggestion a group of dinosaur friends attend the birthday party

554
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: of a religious dinosaur friend who insists on telling them

555
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: that the end is nigh. Love and kiss his chicken,

556
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: his church A listener. But I mean it was it

557
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: wasn't always like that, you know it was what was

558
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: the letter? Second? What was it like before the well,

559
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: I mean it was everything was cheaper obviously, you know what.

560
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: All the prices are rising on different parts of land

561
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 1: as well as different caves, so it's hard to find,

562
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: you know something that's like when we were eggs. It's

563
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: not the same way we were eggs. Everybody moved to

564
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: the least stop stop, every move to the run. This

565
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 1: DJ is like he hates his job. Some of the

566
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: instructions confusing, but it's all not that bad, you know

567
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: what I mean. I think like with the I think

568
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 1: people are making more money, people are spending more leaves,

569
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: you know, so for people, people is what I call

570
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: talking about people people in my fingers. It's the word

571
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: I made up from my fingers. Uh, and so I

572
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: make up a whole bunch of words. Actually, if you

573
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,919
Speaker 1: guys want to come in the back, I think you'd

574
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: love to see I got a little are we not

575
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: in the back in four years. So why don't you

576
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: come over the back of the cave. Yeah, check this out,

577
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: Look at this, Look at this here. Uh so I

578
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: know a lot of us you don't necessarily have something

579
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: to lean up on into the sense of like believes

580
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: or whatever. But I really, come on, you're not gonna

581
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear this stupid like fake bs

582
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: about what's going to happen when we die? Okays, okay,

583
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: and the end is coming? Okay we're going to And

584
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: what way is the endcoming? How are we gonna all

585
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: just disappear? Yeah? You know, it's like a whole planet.

586
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: We're all just gonna get snuffed out or something. The

587
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: latest population number is have you heard? Have you heard?

588
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: How many of us there are? So your suggestion is

589
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: at some point the end is just going to occur

590
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: and there's no more of us. Yes, yes, clap your hands.

591
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: Can someone close that cave door please? So I can?

592
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: But what the hell? What is this thing? You gotta naked?

593
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 1: Dinah store? Dinah store on a freaking bone cross? What

594
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: the hell is this? Weird? Dude? Now, look everything in

595
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: the Dinah stores havelp off. You guys are my friends.

596
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: All right, so I think you need in there one there,

597
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: it's it's like obviously it's a friend deal. So just

598
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 1: the's any of your weird religious propaganda stuff. Why is

599
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: it so ripped? It's got like like so much shape.

600
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't it be Why wouldn't wouldn't the king of

601
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: all dinosaurs? Oh my god? Has he been talking to

602
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: Rex again? Yes, but it's not that. It's not like that. Everyone,

603
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: you know, this is the problem. Everyone here just relies

604
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,959
Speaker 1: too much on science. And that's the problem. That's the problem.

605
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: There's so much that we can't explain. Science can't explain everything.

606
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: Science doesn't know why we walk on to Lager four.

607
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: Science doesn't know why we got scalies and the billy um.

608
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: When you say science, which one of us are you

609
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 1: referring to? I'm I'm referring to all of us. Honestly,

610
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: we don't know. We're all science science. Sorry to interrupts,

611
00:40:51,960 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: sy interrupt. It's snack time. Here's seven wild wild boars. Damn.

612
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: That was tasty. That was good. A little bit of

613
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: a little bit of Rex I Rex, I bow before

614
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: you please, please no nick, no nack. Come on, I'm

615
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: I'm ill I'm a I'm a pterodactyl. Obviously, my my

616
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: left wing is not working. May will you touch me? Please?

617
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: Will you lay your hands upon me? So you come

618
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: to me a wounded pterodactyl wanting to be healed. Yes, yes, yes,

619
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: you are the king of all dinosaurs. I believe that. Well,

620
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna do what I do, you know

621
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: to pretty much everyone who makes this request, which is

622
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat you. Yes, thank you. Okay, So just

623
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: that healing is a euphemism. It's strange that you eat

624
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: so many of your disciples and you're you're so jack

625
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 1: abs are just popping out of your your ab I

626
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 1: can see. Okay, just eat me, please take me to

627
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 1: the good side. Is that where I'm going? Professor? I've

628
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: unearthed another strange artifact. If I can say that, it's

629
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: it seems like you can say artifact. You just said it.

630
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: So what do you mean? Yes, Professor, what I mean

631
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: is that I'm just saying you made me come into

632
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: my office on the weekend. I told you office hours

633
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: where Monday from seven and seven fifteen pm. So this

634
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: better be good. It is, professor, to bring you in here.

635
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 1: Otherwise I found what looks like a crucifix in a

636
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: small dinosaur nailed to it. It's a small hot dinosaur.

637
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: This isn't just a small dinosaurs, a small sexy dinosaurs.

638
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 1: The most important part of this is really fucking hot.

639
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: This is hot as hell. This is really all jumbled

640
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 1: and I don't know what. I don't want to speak

641
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: of term, but I haven't felt anything in my private

642
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: part since my wife died thirty years ago, and this

643
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: is the first thing to make it feel tingly a

644
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, all right, so this is big. You've

645
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 1: got to take your thesis on this now. Of course,

646
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: I could just use a one claw to slice you open,

647
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna start by gnawing on your healthy wing. Yes, yes, yes,

648
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: take me, take me. Tell me I'm the best, You're

649
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: the best. Tell me I'm the best, You're the king.

650
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: You're the King of Jesus. Kill me. This is gonna

651
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 1: take a couple of days. It's gonna take a couple

652
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 1: of days. Yeah, what is it? Uh? There has been

653
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: sighting of some kind of star falling to us. Look, uh,

654
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: you know stars fall all the time time, and uh no,

655
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: this is this is not a prophecy, all right, it's

656
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: not a prophecy. This is not a prophecy. Alright, stop

657
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: stop writing down what I'm saying. Okay, stop saying not

658
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: none of this. Okay, Look, I've got a pterodactyl that

659
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm slowly killing. Can I get back to that? Yes,

660
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: all right. You know if somebody wants to draw this

661
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: for posterity, so let me get this straight. You too,

662
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 1: archaeologists want to speak to the Pope himself because of

663
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: some findings you have. Is that correct, Cardinal? If you

664
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: just unravel that cloth, stop peeking behind don't peek behind

665
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: the door, Colonel, do me a favor. Unraveled and tell

666
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: me if you get a chubby at the same front. Yeah, see,

667
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 1: if you get a Chubbi's ard. Okay, I thought. This

668
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: is not going to let you. I'm not letting you

669
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: into see the Pope. No, we just want you to

670
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 1: unwrap it. Okay, I don't wrap it where? Who's that? Uh?

671
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: No one? Postmates, Your holiest excellency, we are we are.

672
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: We are scientists who found evidence that there might be

673
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: another Jesus for a pre Jesus. Jesus. You just made

674
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: it and I'm sorry. Are you here with my wings?

675
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: I do we do have wings? We were going to

676
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 1: eat them, but if you would let us in and

677
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: have them, I still count open my brain around it.

678
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: This whole Postmates thing, it's a great thing. That's crazy, right.

679
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 1: I accidentally bought unlimited. Now I have it for the

680
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: whole year, so I kind of use it more. I

681
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: didn't have to pay a delivery for that exactly. But

682
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: you can have it. You can have it. So you

683
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: brought the wings, thank you, thank you? Yes, but no, certainly, excellency,

684
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 1: we brought something more powerful than wings. I'm confused Postmates. No,

685
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: not a way I used Postmates in a way. Did

686
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: you get to this audience with the pop? They pushed

687
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: past me? Pushed past me. Job, Cardinal Rick, and you're

688
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 1: doing the top and that job and that's very strong.

689
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: I don't know they were going to use physicality on me.

690
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I understand you're like, okay, I'll go.

691
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: My pupil here has made an incredible discovery. And when

692
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: I first saw it, I thought no way. But then

693
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: I've had NonStop big ones since you show. Maybe a

694
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: little more backstory? Um begin where do we begin? I mean,

695
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 1: I guess I started getting into paleontology obviously drastic park.

696
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 1: You know. Look all all I know is I have

697
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: at this bag of wings and the address is the

698
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: one to Saint Peter Square. Okay, you're not getting in.

699
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 1: What do you mean? And I'm not getting in? Ok

700
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: this is the St. Peter Square, right you think we're

701
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: going what do you think? Look is a six of

702
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: mild wings, six of specy wings, and the six of

703
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: barbecue wings. Okay, that sounds like the pups order. This

704
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 1: is the order for the pop Pop John Smurf. So

705
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: you guys are just like a riffing stream of consciousness.

706
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:59,399
Speaker 1: Were Swiss guards you're there? You don't sound the Swiss

707
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 1: in a way. Look, I gotta put these wings all

708
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: right in the hands of the pope. Okay, you're not

709
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: gonna get any of the pope. You're going nowhere I

710
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: need yeah, Okay, then the pop and not get his wings. Okay, Well,

711
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: don't throw those wings out, don't you. Don't you waste

712
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: the food around us? No, that's what I do. If

713
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: I can't put it in the hands of the customer,

714
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 1: I put it in the trash. Okay, if you put

715
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: those wings in the trashes, what do you mean? You

716
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 1: wanted to us to take it down, all of the crucifixes,

717
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: the discovery had you made car Rick Well, first of all,

718
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 1: still waiting on the wings. And secondly, I have a

719
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: new u. I feel a new son that I need

720
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: to celebrate in the public square of the entire country.

721
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: But you want us to take that every painting and

722
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: sculpture of Jesus Christ and the Mother Mary, if I made,

723
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: they had their time. No, I mean, it's been a

724
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: hell of a run, and and I feel like this

725
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: is a new discovery is more powerful. It's a way

726
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: to regenerate and rejuvenate the the revitalized that the people

727
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: and their faith in me, I mean the Lord. Well, okay,

728
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: they they're all waiting for you in the square. You

729
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 1: can make your entrance at the big window thing where

730
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 1: you speaking of the square? Are the wings? Look? Look

731
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: right now, this is not so we're gonna go see

732
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: the pope. But it's great. I can't believe we've got

733
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: such a good seat. Where are you going? We're gonna

734
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: we gotta good No, no, no, no, no, no, you

735
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: just gonna go see the pauper, show me identification. I

736
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: scard Look at this. Look come Okay, I'm gonna run

737
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: this up right the back. This guy, excuse me, you

738
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: have a ward that for your arrest. This American, he's

739
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:31,240
Speaker 1: telling me, I haven't one of that is true? It's true?

740
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: Is it true? Okay, listen, okay my microphone, killy, I

741
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: did this was a come on? I didn't know. I

742
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: thought it was a rock. And you know me, I

743
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,720
Speaker 1: can see a rock. I go and let's just smash

744
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,479
Speaker 1: that rock. And you don't know. Wait, but you can't

745
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: think it's the rock because it's the artist has a

746
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: little mouth and moves and a little I have hu

747
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 1: heard ups up a chance to see the oper Hey, look,

748
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: I asked, give me okay, I see the pope. I say,

749
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: give me leave. Okay, okay, I'm back. Okay all the Americans, no, no, no, no,

750
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: my mother, my mother is from behind. I'm not going

751
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 1: to get the pup and his wings. I'm a good

752
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: doming down. All these are dark passage ways. There's so

753
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: many hidden the corridors here. Hey, hey, you were down there.

754
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 1: You're down there around the bike. Hey, yeah, it's me

755
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:49,439
Speaker 1: in the boat. But you got the wings? Are your holidays? Yes?

756
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: I have a your wings. I'll open up the back

757
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: of door. You come up the stairs. Okay, I'm gonn

758
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: gonna ride my back straight up the stairs. Swift card.

759
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 1: We'll take out the hooter. Somebody has made their way

760
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: to take him out the paper. I see the in

761
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: through that. He's wearing a long white robe. I have him.

762
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 1: Take your shot. I'm making the noise with my mouth.

763
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 1: Do you hear? Yes? Also public truer No, I have

764
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: no gun. What you your wings? There's the poop he's

765
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: holding a man. Hold blood, blood, blood, wings, wings, wings,

766
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: the ladies and gentlemen. I am the cardinal microphone. I'm

767
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: not I have good I have bad news and good news.

768
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: Speaking speaking, the bad news. The bad news is the

769
00:52:55,120 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: Paupa is dead. Oh the late big have a good news.

770
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: I have a good news. We have a new savior.

771
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 1: This tiny, tiny, sexy dinosaur. I crucifix. Okay, I'm I'm

772
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm lubricating you're injured wing with a mild sauce. Oh

773
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: you're sick, man, You're sick, and I'm putting a barbecue

774
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: sauce on your healthy wing. Jesus, please kill me, please

775
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: kill me. Please, You're not gonna kill you For a

776
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: couple of days. What's the status of that falling star?

777
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: It's getting That's our show for today. It's always been

778
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: a fantasy to end on kaboom. I want to thank

779
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,760
Speaker 1: all of our alchemists for joining us on this particular outing,

780
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: starting with Mr Joey Greer. Joseph, Yeah, is there anything

781
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: you would like folks to know? A project or what

782
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 1: have you used where folks'll find you something you'd like

783
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 1: to bring attention to. You know, For the last month

784
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: of August, Westside Comedy Theater is gonna be having shows

785
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 1: on Twitch, so please go on there and check out

786
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 1: all the shows before everyone scatters and forms their own

787
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: channel whatnot. So what do you say go on Twitch?

788
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: What exactly do you mean? I mean, uh, passion to

789
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 1: the Internet. Go to twitch dot tv. I think it's

790
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 1: forward slash into the internet. You mean I mean plug

791
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,479
Speaker 1: into it? I mean like tap into that sweet juice

792
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: and just siphon that honey and check it out. Go

793
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: check that out. And if you're Side Comedy on Twitch,

794
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: what's that, come into it? And if you're board, check

795
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 1: out Goodnight on iTunes or Amazon Comedy album Extraordinary for

796
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 1: Mr Joseph career, that's the one Caroline Connor, thank you

797
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: so very much for being here today. Thank you. Any

798
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,800
Speaker 1: things you would like to mention drop folks attention to

799
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: um no perfect, All right, fair enough. I just want

800
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: to make sure you had that opportunity. Thank you. Patrick Rowland,

801
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming back and joining well,

802
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. I don't know that voice came

803
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 1: from anything. In a normal voice you'd like to bring

804
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: folks attention to. Actually, I will be hosting a burlesque

805
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: show keep talking August at eight pm with Golden Chandelier.

806
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: They're going to be doing a tribute to retro futurism

807
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 1: and I'm the host. So, uh, find me on find

808
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: golden Chandelier on social media or me Patrick Roland, you're

809
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: saying golden chandelier, golden chandelier, Okay, look for that on

810
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: your social media's damnit? Gregski. Yeah, that think about Diego

811
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: retiring to an uninhabited island made me think about desert I,

812
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: which is called because it's deserted, not because it's devoid

813
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: of rain or green. You could have a desert island

814
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: that is very green and lush. Also, just desserts, by

815
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: the way, is desserts because you deserve them, and it

816
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 1: is spelled with one s. It's not spelled with two s.

817
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: Is i e. You get cakes and pies when you

818
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: get your just desserts. You get your just desserts spelled

819
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:25,760
Speaker 1: like desert but pronounced dessert. Thank you so much for that, Craig,

820
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 1: honestly and truly, because almost every other day Chris Alvarado

821
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 1: emails me and has these random questions and you just

822
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: keep nailing them one after another. So thank you, Alarado.

823
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 1: Well me, dumb, dumb um me spent six years at

824
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: a community college, so that's true. But if you're if

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Speaker 1: why don't you swing by my website? Okay, think a

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Speaker 1: look around, know what I mean? Look at my head

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Speaker 1: it's been there forever, nothing's change. It's Chris dash Alvarado

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Speaker 1: dot com. I will tell you this I got this

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Speaker 1: is what I mentioned. It is because I got an

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Speaker 1: email saying one person found your website through Google and excited. Sobye,

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Speaker 1: listen to good Night Album and then just like that's

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Speaker 1: your that's what you're listening to and what you want

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Speaker 1: to see is Chris dash dot com. Then go to

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Speaker 1: Golden Chamelier right on. Yeah, let's thank our engineering producer

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Speaker 1: of the stars, Mr Doug Bain, the fine folks that

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Speaker 1: I heard media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock reminding you

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Speaker 1: to please wear a mask when you go outside. Be

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Speaker 1: kind of each other, look out for each other. Damn it.

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Speaker 1: Let's have each other's back. I have your back, feel it,

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Speaker 1: say it, believe it until next time. And I love

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Speaker 1: this and I pull