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Speaker 1: I went on a date with a girl who brought

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Speaker 1: the ashes of her mother just to see if I

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Speaker 1: would make a good first impression on her mom. Needless

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Speaker 1: to say, I lost my appetite and the number of

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Speaker 1: that girl. Yeah that's the sext message we just got

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Speaker 1: in at four one o six one because a trend

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Speaker 1: is going viral of people sharing with the things that

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Speaker 1: they judge people on on a first date.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're judged the minute you walk through the door,

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Speaker 2: though of the first date exactly.

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Speaker 1: Bringing the ashes of a dead relative would probably be

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Speaker 1: a red flag for me.

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Speaker 3: Maybe, I don't know, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, I feel like I think it's kind of sweet,

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Speaker 2: depending on how you do it, Like are you bringing

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Speaker 2: the whole urn or are you bringing like a little

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Speaker 2: bit and you're like this is whatever and a.

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Speaker 3: Little bit is way worse. Yeah, what, I'm really close

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Speaker 3: to my parents.

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Speaker 2: I just see myself having them on me at all times. Well,

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Speaker 2: if you have that like in your normal life, yeah,

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Speaker 2: like maybe you've got them in like a necklace or

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Speaker 2: something like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: But if you're like, come on, mom, you gotta go

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Speaker 2: my first seat, you set a.

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Speaker 1: Little tupperware container on the table and be like, meet

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Speaker 1: my mom.

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Speaker 3: That'd be awkward. Tupperware, it's plastic.

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Speaker 2: Tarry out.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm flagged out.

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Speaker 1: The gin viral of people sharing the things that they

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Speaker 1: judge somebody on on a first date. Here's one person

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Speaker 1: said that they showed up wearing toast separating barefoot running shoes.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you're not on naked and afraid you're

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Speaker 1: at the cheesecake factory.

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Speaker 3: Stop.

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Speaker 2: I hate those shoes under every circumstance.

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Speaker 3: I don't know anybody that finds those shoes attracted.

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Speaker 2: I don't either, That's why why do people do it?

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Speaker 2: I know the people that wear them, though, are true

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Speaker 2: enthusiasts of them.

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Speaker 3: They love them. They're like CrossFit cross shoes. They really are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And they look at you like you are a

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Speaker 1: worst person because you're wearing regular shoes. You know, like

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Speaker 1: you don't understand the joys of separating toe shoes. If

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Speaker 1: people didn't have shoes, right, it feels like they're naked right.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's supposed to be some sort of barefoot thing.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm like, I don't want to be barefoot on

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Speaker 3: the rocks. We've a fall. My feet are sensitive.

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Speaker 1: Another person said they judge somebody on a first date

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Speaker 1: because they ordered milk for dinner.

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Speaker 3: What are you a toddler? You know what? I would

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Speaker 3: judge that.

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Speaker 1: I have not been out on an adult dinner and

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Speaker 1: had anybody order a milk.

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Speaker 3: Ever, I don't think me either. I don't think it. Yeah. Ever,

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Speaker 3: maybe it was like a shot back. Somebody would get

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Speaker 3: like a milk that's not any better?

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Speaker 2: No, I know, but I'm just saying like that would

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Speaker 2: be the last time I saw somebody milk at a

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Speaker 2: bar or a restaurant spicy food.

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Speaker 3: I've seen a guy order milk spicy. That did not

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Speaker 3: make it better also, but that's why you were, Oh,

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Speaker 3: I have a glass of milk.

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Speaker 1: Up a little bit, text baby baby four one, call

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Speaker 1: us up eight eight eight three four three one six one.

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Speaker 1: What's something you've judged somebody for on a first eight?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 3: Erin?

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Speaker 4: Hey, how are you good? How are you?

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Speaker 3: What did you judge somebody for? On the first day?

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Speaker 4: Before I met this dude on you know, a match app,

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Speaker 4: and we were we decided we were going to go

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Speaker 4: to a happy hour drinks small plates apps. So I'm

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Speaker 4: sitting down, he's late, I'm waiting.

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Speaker 3: All of a.

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Speaker 4: Sudden, I see him walk by. He kisses this other

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Speaker 4: girl on the cheek and he says goodbye to her.

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Speaker 4: We should do this again. So he lined us up

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Speaker 4: like almost like cattle. And then when we finally sat

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Speaker 4: down for our date, he wasn't even hungry because he'd

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Speaker 4: ate with the other girl before me.

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Speaker 3: Did he admit that he was just having date after

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Speaker 3: date at this restaurant?

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Speaker 4: Well? Yes, but I mean I don't know what was

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Speaker 4: I supposed to do at this point. I could, I

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Speaker 4: guess I could have got up and left, but I

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Speaker 4: was already there and I was hungry.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he learned it from girls on on TikTok.

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Speaker 3: That's that's a trend, girls lining, that's.

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Speaker 1: Where it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, but did he still buy you dinner? I'm

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Speaker 3: assuming he did.

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Speaker 1: She said that she just wanted to eat, okay, hungry,

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Speaker 1: And then another person said they judged somebody on a

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Speaker 1: first date because their sunglasses stayed on for the first

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Speaker 1: thirty minutes of the date. Yes, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: are you hiding from the sun or are you the FBI?

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Speaker 3: What the heck were you doing? I'm forget to take

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Speaker 3: my sunglasses off all the time. I feel like that

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Speaker 3: when people wear hats on first dates.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I need you to take that off at

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Speaker 2: some point, and I have to figure out how to

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Speaker 2: ask that, because I need to know what you look

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Speaker 2: like without the hat.

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Speaker 1: I just do.

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Speaker 2: I can picture Nina going all the way to an

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Speaker 2: inviting them back to her place just so she can

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Speaker 2: get the hat off.

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Speaker 3: It's like this scheme.

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Speaker 2: There's a guy that flew across the country to see me.

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Speaker 2: We had been talking online or whatever, and this is

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Speaker 2: why I was living in and you didn't know what

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Speaker 2: he looked like with that, and I didn't really know

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Speaker 2: what he looked like without a hat. I'd seen pictures,

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Speaker 2: but it wasn't the same. And so we sat down

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Speaker 2: for dinner and he was being all polite and he

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Speaker 2: took his hat off and he put it on the side,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, whoa, Oh, I wasn't expecting a globe.

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Speaker 3: You shouldn't have.

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Speaker 1: Another person texted in at four one six one and

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Speaker 1: said they went on a date with someone and they

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Speaker 1: brought a vape and hit it during the appetizer and

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Speaker 1: just blew a blueberry cloud.

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Speaker 3: Right, so annoying about to turn on right, he's looking

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Speaker 3: for a certain person.

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Speaker 1: Another person said that they judged somebody on a first

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Speaker 1: date because they stopped everything mid conversation, looked at them,

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Speaker 1: said you remind me of my mom, and then smiled.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say anything else.

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Speaker 2: People the date people that look like their mom is

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Speaker 2: the red flat look like their mom.

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Speaker 3: Or get reminded of him? Yeah, that's flaggy to me.

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Speaker 3: That keeps me out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, who's dating someone who looks like their mom? Or even.

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Speaker 1: Somebody texted in at four one sixty one and said

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Speaker 1: that they told a date that they were related to

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Speaker 1: Quentin Tarantino.

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Speaker 3: Of course they're not, but then their date said that

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Speaker 3: that was her uncle.

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Speaker 1: That's a big mistake because not only are you lying

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Speaker 1: about rerelated to Quentin Tarantino, now you are kind of related,

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Speaker 1: so you're not.

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Speaker 3: Going to be able to date them anyway.

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