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Speaker 1: Are we supporters of Guinness World Records on this show?

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Speaker 1: Were they denied you, Jeff, just because you didn't have

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Speaker 1: a European capriso?

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Speaker 2: I forgot take it down.

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Speaker 1: We are supporters sparking. Do we report on the Guinness

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Speaker 1: World Records? Yes, of course we do have. We attempted

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Speaker 1: to beat Guinness World Records here in the studio, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and we succeeded.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Let's go out.

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Speaker 1: But I bring this up because I believe The Morning

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Speaker 1: Show's youngest son, Ashton p Terwilliger, our technical director, could

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Speaker 1: realistically beat a recent Guinness World Record. It was set

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Speaker 1: by an environmental activist in Kenya. Her name Tromfina Muthoni,

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Speaker 1: and she just earned the new title for longest marathon

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Speaker 1: time constantly hugging.

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Speaker 2: A tree seventy two hours. Here is a picture. She's

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Speaker 2: the cutest tree on your adorable. She still has a

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Speaker 2: smile on her face.

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Speaker 1: Not as cute as Ashton would be with his arms

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Speaker 1: around a tree.

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Speaker 2: Hamrund a big old oak tree. I think it'd be

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Speaker 2: a pretty little tree. He can do it.

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Speaker 1: Trum Fina beat out the previous record of fifty hours,

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Speaker 1: two minutes and twenty eight seconds, which was by Frederick

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Speaker 1: Boyaki of Ghana boy So we just need a commitment

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Speaker 1: from you, Ashton, right now, seventy two hours and one

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Speaker 1: minute of non stop tree hugging. That's all we're asking.

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Speaker 1: It's not very much. We need a drum roll and

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Speaker 1: then give us your answer, Ashton. Are you man enough

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Speaker 1: to snuggle a sapling?

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Speaker 2: What do you say?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: I can't. I have to work. Oh this is work.

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Speaker 3: Can't we put the tree in a pot and you

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Speaker 3: can just carry it around the office with you. Oh?

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Speaker 2: I actually like this subversion of the roles. I'm down

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Speaker 2: for it.

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Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna figure out a way to make

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Speaker 1: it happen. This is exciting, not only for us, but

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Speaker 1: this will be the most action our technical director has

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Speaker 1: gotten in well over a year. Everybody wins as hard

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Speaker 1: as you want to, we won't judge. So now let's

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Speaker 1: move on to the shotglic question of the day and

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Speaker 1: the man who is also excited to film seventy two

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Speaker 1: hours of NonStop entree action. Imagine a livestream, Jakes, Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: Digital Jay, go for it.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 3: Today we celebrate a sacred holiday, a holiday for strong

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Speaker 3: jaw lines, confident denim, and a mustache so powerful it

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Speaker 3: brought women to their knees. Day, Yes, it's the birthday

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Speaker 3: of Hollywood heart throb Tom sell It.

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Speaker 2: His crumb catcher didn't just sit on his face, It

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Speaker 2: stood up and reported for duty. Yes, sir. His lip

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Speaker 2: rug was so legendary it got more screen time than

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Speaker 2: some of his co stars. Yeah, deservedly so.

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Speaker 3: Tom was just a regular dude, but his soup strainer

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Speaker 3: was the true star. And that's why Today, in honor

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Speaker 3: of Tom Selek's iconic mouth curtain, we're playing a special

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Speaker 3: mustachioed man meat edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: And Michelle couldn't get between this and trees.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, say a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you about a male celebrity who famously sported

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Speaker 3: a mustache. You just have to name them to stay

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Speaker 3: in the game. We'll start with the woman who's a

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Speaker 3: notorious face mop fangirl.

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Speaker 2: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 3: This mustachioed man lived on Network TV in the eighties

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Speaker 3: and nineties, usually above a Hawaiian shirt while solving crimes

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Speaker 3: and somehow never sweating in Hawaii. Named this man who's

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Speaker 3: considered on the Mount Rushmore of mustaches.

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Speaker 2: Whoa eighties and nineties.

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Speaker 3: This is your sweets alive in some crime show or something.

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Speaker 1: Why, Yeah, I can't think of the guy's wouldn't it

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Speaker 1: be like, Oh, I feel like this one's pretty easy,

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Speaker 1: but I can't think. Oh, let's go the one detective

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Speaker 1: I know, sherlock Home.

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Speaker 3: Slock Home did have a mustache more like the seventeen

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Speaker 3: or eighteen eighties.

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Speaker 2: And that was that was a.

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Speaker 3: Very tough one, alexas it was, Tom sell I said

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Speaker 3: seconds ago.

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Speaker 1: The guy I don't know. You don't know who Tom.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's tough. Attention spans are tough, and Brook were

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Speaker 3: over you. Eleven is off the board.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh three?

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Speaker 3: All right, broke this mustache wrestled before the rest of

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Speaker 3: the face even showed up, and was legally required to

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Speaker 3: be blonde.

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Speaker 2: Please name him. Okay. I think I know this because

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Speaker 2: he came into a radio studio once when his daughter

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Speaker 2: was trying to have a music career. Okay, and I

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Speaker 2: believe it's whole Colgan Hulk Hogan is correct.

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Speaker 3: Here we go, Brook, I'm passing around a picture of

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Speaker 3: Rick moranis with a mustache Rick Moran just because again,

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Speaker 3: do not question when I passed around the picture.

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Speaker 2: Rick Morana's Two Days in a Row. We saw him yesterday.

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Speaker 2: He was part of Rick and Name. He looks way

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Speaker 2: better with the beard. Thank you. This is why I

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Speaker 2: passed the stuff around. You guys are so risky passing

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Speaker 2: your phone around. Yeah, it's open for us to juice.

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Speaker 3: Elects is trying to be Facebook friends with me. But

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Speaker 3: it's all right, Jose, We're over to you. Three and

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Speaker 3: eleven are off the board.

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Speaker 2: Number five er five.

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Speaker 3: This mustache is attached to a government employee who hates

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Speaker 3: the government and loves meet more than he likes his coworkers.

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Speaker 3: I need his character's name, not the actor's name.

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Speaker 2: On this one.

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Speaker 1: We just talked about him.

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Speaker 2: I never watched it, but his lore has reached my timeline.

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Speaker 2: And this is Nick Offerman. But what's his name on

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Speaker 2: the show. I don't watch the show, the character show.

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Speaker 2: It's like Parksang.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, He's like the coolest guy.

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Speaker 2: To give me the strongest name you can think of.

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Speaker 3: Chris anthem Chris Anthemum incorrect.

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Speaker 2: His name is Ron Swampson's fun fact.

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Speaker 3: He was a correct answer on yesterday's shot color as well.

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Speaker 3: Just sixty four more and he will reach Marie Curry

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Speaker 3: status show.

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Speaker 2: Good luck to him.

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Speaker 3: Ron Swanson, Jeffrey were over to you. Three, five, and

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Speaker 3: eleven are off the board.

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Speaker 2: Number eighteen, number eighteen.

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Speaker 3: Not only did he play a bounty hunter in the

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Speaker 3: Star Wars universe who text a Force Frog, he was

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Speaker 3: the man with.

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Speaker 2: The post apocalyptic lipbrug who had to escort a teen

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Speaker 2: across America in the Last of Us whoa Too Easy,

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Speaker 2: Way too easy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, mustache, that's on this I know. I mean, but

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Speaker 1: I don't remember Yoda Yoda having a mustache in any

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Speaker 1: of the scenes.

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Speaker 2: Yoda might be the Force Frog I was talking about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, was it grog grogu? Yeah, I mean all of them.

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Speaker 1: See sexiest mustache is in the galaxy. But if this

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Speaker 1: is the remake of Star Wars, which you didn't say,

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Speaker 1: but I'm going to assume that it is. Uh, is

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Speaker 1: it Pedro Pascal is the bounty hunter?

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Speaker 2: Pedro Pascal is correct remake. It's a Mandalorian. It's a

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Speaker 2: totally different show. I just mentioned the Wars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeffrey, I am wrong, and I will take the

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Speaker 1: public lashing on our textport. Tell me what a horrible

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Speaker 1: person I do.

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Speaker 3: You can take that Jeffrey, but you're not gonna take

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Speaker 3: the punishment in the Today's shot color question of the

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Speaker 3: Day because Brook and you.

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Speaker 1: Have one, well Brook and I have one Jake Tell

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Speaker 1: that's really hippart. That's so we get to choose who

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Speaker 1: get shot. They're going to be singing another One bites

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Speaker 1: the Dust by Queen Brook. Who should be shocked today?

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Speaker 1: I think jose Yeah, have a voice, Yeah, sounds good.

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Speaker 2: One bites the Dust and my voice is really gone

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Speaker 2: and my voice that was a shock collar question of

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Speaker 2: the day.

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Speaker 1: We got your phones have coming up brooking Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning