WEBVTT - Summer CrimeLess Update

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<v Speaker 1>Greeting's crimeless nation. Apologies for the radio silence these past

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<v Speaker 1>few weeks, but I am here interrupting your final weeks

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<v Speaker 1>of summer to answer one of the world's most pressing questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Where is crimeless? Or, as Rory might say, don't desta crimeless?

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<v Speaker 1>The answer, of course is that it's right where it's

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<v Speaker 1>always been in your hearts. But more specifically, if you

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<v Speaker 1>must get technical, we're on a break. Like Ross and Rachel,

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<v Speaker 1>we weren't kidnapped. No one was harmed in the making

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<v Speaker 1>of this pod. It's just vacation season, and we decided

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<v Speaker 1>to go fishing. We're dredging America's muckiest ponds for bigger

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<v Speaker 1>and dumber crimes to catch, fry, and deliver up to you.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have not forgotten you or America's dumbest criminals,

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<v Speaker 1>and we will be back with some surprises soon enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Consider yourself warned, Florida man. Now, everyone back to your

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<v Speaker 1>beach chairs, and don't forget your sunscream cramls forever.